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Giants/Dodgers/Rockies/Dodgers Series Previews

Nine games. Six against the Dodgers, three against the Rockies. If the Giants are going to win a playoff spot, they'll have to go absolutely nuts during this nine-game stretch. They're 4.5 games back from the Rockies, and 6.5 back from the Dodgers. If the Giants are going to shock the world and realize their 5% chance of making the playoffs, they'll have to win at least seven of these games. Maybe eight. Heck, all of them.

So while it's tempting to skip down the same optimism-paved path that Baseball Prospectus is on -- a 5% chance? Is this a Frank Capra movie? -- I'm starting to think the chances aren't so hot. The Rockies just went on a similar tear, winning nine of ten on their homestand, but that's because they cheat. My proof is this: teams usually lose. The Rockies don't lose. Therefore, the Rockies cheat. Hey, I'm not alone on this one:

Sign by ACME ChuMaker.

Star-divide

 

Color me pessimistic that we have to count on the Giants a) hitting enough to win, b) the Dodgers losing to not only the Giants, but to the Pirates and Nationals later in the month, and/or c) the Rockies losing ever again. If the Giants were to sweep the Rockies again, I would fully expect to look up at the out-of-town scoreboard and see that the Rockies had won. Don't ask how, just know that it's true.

But if the Giants were to go on a once-in-a-generation romp through the next nine games, it would be the stuff of rock operas, marble statues, and commemorative Burger King cups. A home and road sweep of the Dodgers would be indescribably legendary. Forget Joe Morgan -- heck, forget Brian Johnson -- the Giants causing an impossible regular-season Dodgers collapse that also leads to an impossible Giants playoff berth would lead to absolute deliriousness on a scale I can't even imagine.

So let's just sit back and expect it to happen.

I'll just sit right here and wait.

Seriously, though, it's the only thing we have going. It's almost nice to have this low-pressure stretch, and make no mistake, it really should be free from pressure. There isn't a rational being who could predict that the Giants are likely to win seven, eight, or nine games out of the next nine. When the Giants drop a couple, hey, that's what we were expecting. The season really ended when they couldn't hit in Milwaukee or Philadelphia. The head-against-the-desk offensive failings numbed me like a Novocaine shot to the brain. So if the Giants want to become the stuff of legends, if they want to make 2009 something second in Giants lore to the absolutely insane run from 1951 (37-7 over the last 44 games!), they're welcome to do so. I'll watch. I'll listen.

I'm not expecting anything, though. And that's kind of nice for a change. It's been a long season.

It would still be really, really, really, really nice to sweep this Dodgers series though.

Hitter to watch

Randy Winn will start all nine games. Watch.

Pitcher to watch

Waldis Joaquin will get tossed into high-leverage situations. He's a rookie, and rookies can handle the pressure of a playoff chase. Unless they catch, of course, in which case they should have a 15-year apprenticeship before starting a game. I have a feeling I'll be grumbling about this one until we get a new manager.

Prediction

Soaring indifference, or the kind of jubilation that will make you want to set cars on fire downtown. It should be fun, unless it isn't.

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This is the stretch where I jump back on the bandwagon right?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"HUMIDOR STRANGENESS"

killin’ me , maaan…

This is , too.
From MLB’s homepage:

The time to make a move is now for the Giants, who launch a stretch of nine straight against the Dodgers and Rockies, the leaders in the NL West and Wild Card playoff races. More >

“Now” keeps happening , like every other week.

I’m actually tired of “Now”.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

<blockquoteWaldis Joaquin will get tossed into high-leverage situations. He’s a rookie, and rookies can handle the pressure of a playoff chase. Unless they catch, of course, in which case they should have a 15-year apprenticeship before starting a game. I have a feeling I’ll be grumbling about this one until we get a new manager>

lol!

I just want to see Posey get a few at-bats before the year is over. Maybe a couple of Bowker starts.

This season has been exhausting.

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Xanthan needs 15 years of blog seasoning.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 11, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failpreviewquote

or somethin’

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLthan

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

preview is your friend.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 11, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. That.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

magic come back sauce

/in before lars OR goofus

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 11, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it minus a couple words.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 11, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I added a few.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 11, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i switched some letters around.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it backwards and somehow that worked.

by younghutch on Sep 11, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it make me a bad fan that I’m somewhat relieved about that? I feel like I can actually enjoy the games now.

(I fully note the irony that I’m asking this question in reply to someone named Fairweatherfan.)

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know... I'm not releived

I wish the Rockies had lost 2-3 games since we swept them so that we were still “in it” so to speak.

I guess what I feel now is just resignation. It was inevitable – it’s amazing we stuck around this long.

by FairweatherFan on Sep 11, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s Amazing We Stuck Around This Long” would have been a much, much better (and honest) tagline for the Giants marketing peeps to use instead of “We’re In This Thing!”

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No time like the present.

Can’t wait for the banners!

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you wrote
It’s Amazing We Suck Around This Long

by nogooddeed on Sep 11, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking News

We have sucked for roughly a long time.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winning? Losing?

A Giants fan craves not these things.

Make the Rockies and the Dodgers both play their asses off. Wear them both down and hope they both piss all over themselves in the playoffs.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

…and Piss on make Russell Martin piss himself too

by jewbacca on Sep 11, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ESPN broadcast team was talking about Russell Martin’s sudden decline in the last two years. Two thoughts went through my mind, then merged into one: “Suck it Roidsell Martin”

"That feeling after you win and they raise your hand... it's like you have this energy that releases from your body, and it's like you mingle with the cosmos, and you feel omnipotent"

by woomikee on Sep 11, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alyssa Milano.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

on sunday night baseball one of the announcers said something about the J on his jersey being the reason for his decline. not the smartest comment to make on national television.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 11, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piss on Eddie Shore!

Piss on old time hockey!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piss on Dinah Shore!

Piss on 70’s era talk show hosts!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piss on Daniel Ratcliffe!

Piss on actors who go naked in Theatre to try and break from be typecasted as underage wizards!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a well populated category?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone’s gonna be doing it now that he has.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh , he just got tired of waving that wand around.

and decided he’d rather wave…

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/predicts many of you will enjoy this link immensely

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link fail.

http://www.bash.org/?111338

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piss on Teri? GROSS!

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

he’d like that too much.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRINK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would please me to no end

to watch the rockies and the dodgers fail as we have

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really think we’ve failed? The two losses to the Padres were disgusting and unexplainable, (unless you’re thinking mental letdown after losing Lincecum) but they were playing decently up until then. The reason the Giants’ find themselves 4 1/2 games out of the wild card is that the team in front of us NEVER FUCKING LOSES. We haven’t blown the wildcard, the Rockies are winning it.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

guess ive never looked at it that way. i am somewhat reminded of the 08-09 warriors squad… winning games we should have lost, and losing games we should have won.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO we blew it in Philly allowing 3 runs and losing 2 of 3.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and losing the most recent series to the Padres, most notably Kevin Corriea and Wade LeBlanc

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 11, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with both of these comments.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was after those two games that I changed my sig/avatar.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. We’ve been in the race for the 4th playoff spot all year in spite of a poor road record. The road trip through Philly and Milwaukee was predicted as a difficult one, and the Giants came out of it 3-3, relying on our solid rotation and bullpen.

Why the Giants may have just blown their chance is because they lost 2 of 3 to a bad Padres team at home. SD was supposed to be an easy 3 days for them compared to the rest of the schedule. Not scoring against SD at home has really hampered the Giants post season aspirations more than not scoring against good teams on the road.

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 11, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Penny motivating them in the first game of the series probably didn’t help.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 11, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much agree with this

The Giants have played the games since the colorado sweep pretty much the same way they have played the entire season. The team hasn’t blown it or fallen apart – the Rockies have decided that losing is for sissies and they aren’t gonna do it anymore.

We didn’t lose the wild card, the Rockies won it.

by FairweatherFan on Sep 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn will start all nine games. Watch.

Does it suck to be right all the time?

by jewbacca on Sep 11, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitter, Batter to watch

Randy Winn will start all nine games. Watch.

by nogooddeed on Sep 11, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HitterBatter to watch avert your eyes from:

Randy Winn will start all nine games. Watch.

by nogooddeed on Sep 11, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitter Batter to watch avert your eyes from:

Randy Winn will start suck all nine games. Watch Go to the fridge at appropriate intervals.

by nogooddeed on Sep 11, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batter avert your eyes from
Randy Winn will start suck all nine games. Watch Go to the fridge at appropriate intervals. Do your laundry

by sfoakbay on Sep 11, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batter to watch avert your eyes from
Randy Winn will start suck all nine games. Watch Go to the fridge at appropriate intervals. Do your laundry Cry in a corner.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

because its the only thing worth saying anymore

BEAT LA

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Frank Chu and Goofus support this post!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops. Forgot that Chu used all caps. I’ll be right back….

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 11, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already miss the original picture for this post.

Additional background posters suggesting that Giants fans already do/need to help arrest themselves is amusing. Being locked up is the only way to stomach this team and not cause bodily harm to myself and others.

by GiantsTribe on Sep 11, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love that guy with the sign. he’s everywhere. didn’t know his name before now. much appreciated.

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee

by WithTechron on Sep 11, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Study up over the weekend, they'll be a test Monday

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Chu

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halloween costume last year. Big hit with the locals.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Sep 11, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me as Frank, Halloween 2005 or so

When I walked into the office, people didn’t say anything, they just applauded.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Sep 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this dude is for real. I thought the signs were ’shopped.

by boogalou on Sep 11, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting a new bumper sticker...

…reading “Frank said it, I believe it, that settles it!”

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry to repeat myself

but I saw Frank at the yard on Monday night. He might have been dressed in the same ensemble.

Anyhoo, he might be posting here.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything can happen. And it usually does.

"The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! And they're going crazy. . . .oh, wait."

by They Might Be Midgets on Sep 11, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Purple Row Troll in 3...2...

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy’s as nutty as a fruit cake. But he’s a Giants fan, so we’ll take him.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Sep 11, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID NOT WANT

belly-button porn.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID NOT WANT

strangely off-centered belly-button porn.

by younghutch on Sep 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to make a preemptive call out of Bochy

He will do everything stupid, and I am blaming him beforehand.

Bochy you suck! Why did you start____ instead of _!

Are you kidding me?! You are pinch hitting______ when ______ is sitting on the bench rotting/failing/lanquishing?!

Timmy is my Man-crush

by Fan from Sac on Sep 11, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILTIED!

"The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! And they're going crazy. . . .oh, wait."

by They Might Be Midgets on Sep 11, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're in this thing!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Sabean would kick it.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 11, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s still some tread left on there!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/offers 2 yr, $18 million contract

by DrStankus on Sep 11, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/trades Posey, $2 million and first born for it

by Every6thDay on Sep 11, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolz

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious Prediction

After the 9-game series:

Bums 88-62
Rockies 87-63
Giants 81-68

I think we can go 2-1 vs. the Rox, hence why we’re behind just 5.5 games. The Pads look like they can take a game.

Of course, this just means we miss the playoffs badly, because we have to be GAINING ground, not LOSING it.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to win AT LEAST 8 games to be serious playoff contenders, including a sweep of the Rox.

Bums 86-64
Rockies 86-64
Giants 84-65

I don’t know why I am doing these calculations. I guess I like pain.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OPTIMISM

seriously though, there is nothing wrong with dreaming.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the bargaining stage of grief.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I may have reached acceptance already.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had my Kool Aid

and now I’m ready for something stronger

APRIL 1, 2009

The Giants completed their first winning Cactus League since 2005, finishing with a 19-17 record. Their .311 average leads all National League teams. They have hit 44 home runs, one behind Milwaukee for tops in the NL.

All are hopeful signs, especially for a team built to win behind its strong rotation. But this is a desert. This is where mirages are found.

Will any of it carry over?

“I think so,” leadoff hitter Randy Winn said. "I’m not just talking about the home runs here. You saw guys executing hit-and- run plays, bunting, stealing bases, situational hitting. “… Those things definitely translate to the season.”

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

i mean, really? wow. nice find.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see it translate over to the regular season…oh wait…

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t the brain not feel pain anyway? Or something. I guess a Novocaine shot to the brain could kill you, or lobotomize you, and either of those would be pretty numbing…

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 11, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Going to the Game Tonight

I’m calling a Posey walkoff.

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Sep 11, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wait. We’re trading Posey to the Dodgers before the game?

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d irl.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the vulture man Steve Finley bad memory of the day

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey for Russell Martin.

It’s rumored that Bochy wanted a gritty veteran gamer who has major league experience behind the plate as the backup to Bengie, and since he hates Posey…

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey walksoff the team in disgust!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the most likely

$6 Million bonus and all

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Sep 11, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could you blame him if he left?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in 305 wallowing in misery.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

314 over here

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to rant, but all points have been covered

I’m in a very resentful mood towards this team at the moment. A lot of it draws from talent mismanagement, not knowing how to put a worthy and consistent lineup, and management during in game opportunities.

Come to think of it, maybe it’s not the team itself. Sounds like a whole bunch of BORK to me.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet avatar though.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 11, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Cameron hopes you’ll say the same thing to him.

Though, honestly, the trailer looked kind of lame to me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 11, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

it does look lame

/TWSS

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is it a good thing i have to work dinner tonight?

the world may never know.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

work dinner?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

dinner shift

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken with a manual transmission!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than the Graveyard shift?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RATS!

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think things kind of started to go downhill when RJ got injured. I think the pitching has since bounced back, but there have been a string of injuries since then.

Maybe things would be different if Franchez, Pablo, Bengie, Nate and Rent had been 100% this whole time. They could have easily taken game 2 from the Pads if Lincecum had been pitching. I know this team has a crap offense regardless of injuries, but the injuries have been a factor.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If we win the series against the rockies again

but end one or two games behind in the wild card at the end of the season, we will all look back at the awful game on Aug. 24th.

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee

by WithTechron on Sep 11, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That game only exists in the figment of your imagination.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look! A sentient douchebag!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

… honest as a Denver man can be….

And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road.

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 11, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, more of you people

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're later than i expected

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUSS WORDS!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 11, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go away, asshole

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1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Sep 11, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please get into a hot air balloon accident.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCC Trademark Insult!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Sep 11, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU?

Purple Row hates us for some weird season.

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, seasoning.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry’s FTW!!

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Noah.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his Ark

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have balloons in Denver?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn purple rowbots

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 11, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The size of this picture is proportional to your douchyness.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

---------------------> PR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see Shift+C working again.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as the Giants take 2 out of 3 from the Dodgers, then I would be happy.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Not me...

…I say this one is a must-sweep series. Taking 2 of 3 gets us nowhere fast. Especially with the next series in LA. If they don’t sweep this weekend I am officially signing the death certificate for the postseason dream.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

have to see what the Rockies do against the Padres

best bet: they don’t lose

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bums are a must-sweep series.

I do see the Pads taking one from the Rox though, because the Pads have been hot lately. They went into LA and SF and won 2 of 3 in both series.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Reds had been hot too going into Colorado.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

(cough, RED HOT,cough)

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Votto is hot.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reds were…RED HOT.

Sometimes I get pun-shy. It’s something I’m working on.

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fell in.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suppose the Rox lose 2 of 3...

…while the Giants win 2 of 3; we gain 1 game on them, go into the series 3.5 back. No good. Giants need the sweep and help from the Padres on top of that.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

right but 3.5 back

then a sweep of a Rox and it’s only a .5 game lead and we are right back to where we started after we swept the Rockies at AT&T

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right back where we started...

…except with 15 fewer games left, and no more head-to-head against the Rockies.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

right, but either way

the Giants are/were going to need some help from the teams playing the rockies. best thing they can do really is beat LA 5 out of 6 and make the division still up for grabs when the rockies play LA late in the year

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the world’s greatest human.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 11, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday

Penny and Billingsley
Strike Out Violence Day

Couldn’t have worked out better than that…

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I’m hoping a fight will break out that day.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Penny pitching, a fight will most likely break out.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he dated alyssa milano

probably wont be the only thing breaking out

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 11, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herpes, is that you?

by speckops on Sep 11, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, leave me alone.

by TwoBagger on Sep 11, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s really no way a fight DOESN’T break out that day.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, I was going to watch the Niners play that day. HAHAHAHA

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed punctuation:

“Strike Out, Violence Day”

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

punctuation fail

I think it’s “Strike Out! Violence!” Day

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

That’s my joke! (more or less)

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

always read to the end before posting…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"Waaaaah!"-Bengie Molina

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

…it would be the stuff of rock operas, marble statues, and commemorative Burger King cups

Grant = genius.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk was on KNBR earlier this week and he flat out said there would be a fight on Sunday mainly because Penny will walk right past Larry Bowa each and every time he leaves the field. I predict he will purposely let the leadoff hitter reach third and then hit Bowa in the head with a stray pickoff attempt leading to an epic brawl to end all brawls.

by capn on Sep 11, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowa is a bigger douche than Penny though.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah

its going to happen.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Kuip.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Sep 11, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Kruk last week predict Penny would go into the stretch before the very first pitch, then, with no one on base, fire an errant pickoff right at Bowa in the coach’s box.

I LOL’d

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fairly certain that the Giants are going to play well and rip our hearts out once again.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

RABBLE RABBLE

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Giants would never do that! It’s so unlike them!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bold Prediction

Giants sweep the Dodgers and Rockies at home, lose one to the Dodgers on the road.

Bochy makes at least 10 double switches.

Posey gets one AB; Molina gets a few key hits…

Panda catches on fire again and stays extremely hot through the rest of the year

Penny pitches 8 innings, has 9 ks, and allows 0 runs against the Dodgers

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are bold

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t bold… they’re not even italic.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 11, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-6

…….yup

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't be surprised either way

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why, cloudydays...

I know rename you “sunnydays”!

Optimism rules!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

i like to pretend that we are still “IN THIS THING!”

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are still in this thing **
  • mathematically

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We're not yet eliminated!"

These really don’t make great rallying cries.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEY WORD = PRETEND

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 11, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just need to go 18-4 in the final 22 games to have a chance!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's totally possible!

/weak smile

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it really that bad?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it really is that bad.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn math freaks

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why thank you

I don’t think I’ve been complimented on math for over 10 years.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

I didn’t intend to be mean. I just hated seeing that.

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an insult? lol, I thought it was pretty funny.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, not an insult

I was actually impressed you had figured it out already but I would never call someone a damn math freak irl so not sure how it would translate.

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

one game at a time...

i guess

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies have played 141 games, we’ve played 140. We’re down 4 1/2 games.

If we go 18-4, the Rockies need to only go 13-8 to force a one-game playoff.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright, i think thats quite enough.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell I’m really trying hard not to study for the LSAT.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Head-to-head gmaes mean the world.

If 6 of our 18 wins are also Rockies losses, it’s pretty feasible after that.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We only have 3 more against the Rockies, though.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win 9 straight and go into Arizona in 1st place

only to go 4-9 the rest of the way and miss the playoffs.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 11, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect ending to this season.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds about right with this team

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the word on Timmy?

is he going to pitch in his next scheduled start? are they going to move it forward or backward a couple days?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Sep 11, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought i heard monday… could be wrong though

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also heard Monday.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Monday’s right.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it might be Monday.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it’s Monday.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Monday for sure.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

butt officially scuttled

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOKS LIKE NATTO NEEDS SOME LASAGNA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I b’lieve you’d get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

by younghutch on Sep 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've said it before

In situations where the most heartbreaking thing the giants could do is win and get our hopes up, they usually find a way to do it.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 11, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 Giants official theme song

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yutube doesn’t work at work but I’ll just assume it’s Wave of Mutiliation by the Pixies.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

…it’s definitely not “Never Gonna Let You Down”, I’ll tell you that much.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s Wilco “I am Trying to Break Your Heart.”

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 11, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait – is the no to jponry’s no, or is it a no to FWF?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 11, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fael

Wilco was amazing (with Jay Bennett). I love Nels Cline, but I think it was the tension b/t Jay and Jeff that made it work. (See also: Lennon/McCartney; Jones/Strummer.)

YHF, Summerteeth, that stuff is fucking amazing.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, thank you. Without Bennett Tweedy is free to go off on long, boring musical footnotes.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 11, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

(See also: Lennon/McCartney; Jones/Strummer.)

…Tweedy/Farrar

I’m still shocked Nels Cline is in Wilco. The upcoming Live Nels Cline Singers album from the Cafe DuNord should be excellent.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 11, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, strange bedfellows for sure. I’m glad Nels is getting large-scale $$/props now tho.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Sep 11, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not enjoy their last two albums, but you are wrong, sir.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 11, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 11, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. son volt was the money band that came out of Uncle Tupelo

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 11, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I happily ended up on that side of the divorce as well.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 11, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants win the next 9 and make the playoffs

I will personally buy a pre-game beer/cocktail for every McCoven at next year’s Night at the Yard, if I’m not interning somewhere out of state at the time.

You can screenshot this too.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I will take a Crown and Coke.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnnie Walker Gold…and leave the bottle

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I vote the next Night at the Yard be held at Scottsdale Stadium.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo hoo!

$10 Margarita for me, please :)

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 and 7, can’t go wrong.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never get that drink…

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 11, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Double LOL!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolling

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by CB30 on Sep 11, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got yourself out of this.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 12, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Russell Martin

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Makes all the bad memories go away!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right guys and gals. Lets just have some fun the rest of the season

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

good clean baseball
no bat necessary to put the hurt on a Dodger catcher

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 11, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you got taken out by a 105lb green mantis suck it MartLOLin

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Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes me feel warm and coazy inside

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand

How anyone can dislike Eugenio after watching this. No matter what else he’s done or failed to do, he did this.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 11, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also love Renteria for making a beeline for Suck it Russel J Martin after Sandoval was hit by the pitch.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 11, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that happens this weekend again, then I won’t care if the Giants make the playoffs.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part about this play is....

the fact that Velez actually felt bad and picked up Martin’s mask and gave it back to him and tried to see if he was ok and Martin still acted like a bitch about it later. The only way Russell Martin could be worse is if he were a French Canad….damn, he is Satan.

by jewbacca on Sep 11, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the end of the day, Martin fell on his douche face and that’s all that matters

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 11, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in the padding of Velez’s glove that he keeps the razors…..

by jewbacca on Sep 11, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck him

He’s a gaping asshole.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 11, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you didn’t see was Velez lining the inside of the mask with razors.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks shopped

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie says "beat the syrup out of the Bums"

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Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WAFFLES!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

French toast

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by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMMMM mmm!

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say Hey!

Give me some friggin waffles to go with this Alaga Syrup!

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

french toast?

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Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy alien man!

Aw, I miss that guy – he used to “educate” me daily when I’d leave work for lunch.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Sep 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone know what he is actually doing? What does he protest?

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by CB30 on Sep 11, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia. That’s probably as good of a description of what he’s up to as you can get without talking to him. Talking to him, I’ve heard, is usually fine, but ymmv.

by taliesin on Sep 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

plenty of this on hand for the weekend

works quite well when it comes to numbing pain.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Some (literally) bold predictions

- The Giants will pitch decently and win a few games as a result

- The Giants won’t be able to hit a basketball with a fungo and lose a few games as a result

- “suck it Russell Martin” will be used liberally

- I will then post anagrams of it, like SCARIER NUMBSKULL TITS

- We will see vast amounts of altered graphics involving Manny Ramirez

- Manny Ramirez see vast amounts of graphic language

- Pain

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 11, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

There will be blood!

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There will be bold

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason

That always reminds me of that other Oscar-winning movie that year, No Country for Old Men. Besides Daniel Dae Lewis’s ownage.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best Daniel Day Lewis movie?

Gangs of New York..Bob the Butcher!

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Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

character fail…Bill the Butcher lol

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a sucker for “Last of the Mohicans”. Not his best acting but my favorite movie of his.

On a related note, this is my favorite video ever on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUpGcSKKqL0

This young lady is just amazing and plays the whole thing by ear!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grate Dane cameo!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Javier Bardem was a badass in No Country for Old Men.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

If I ever met him, the first thing I’d do is beg him not to kill me.

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 11, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ask to see his Cattle Bolt.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuttering john: “You don’t have to do this, you know”
Javier: “Why do they always say that?”

by Giant Homer on Sep 11, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s drink the Dodgers’ milkshake!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then beat them to death with a bowling pin.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops... slight anagram correction

I meant NUMSKULL. I was like, “where is that ‘B’ coming from?”

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 11, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

just so i’m ready, what drugs work best to get over a loss to the dodgers in september when we aren’t quite out of it yet.

by bfe on Sep 11, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

But it is quite expensive as I have no return customers.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do black cats always have amber-colored eyes?

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to try Oakland after a Raiders game.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Potassium or sodium? Sodium is probably stronger.

by speckops on Sep 11, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meth?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

heroin makes you fall asleep…and when you wake up you get the urge to rob a liquor store

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would encourage you guys not to give up hope

For what is the joy in watching sports but to experience the highs and lows?

To not experience the lows would make things boring and would take all the fun out of watching. Take it from a Laker fan who went through the Shaq and Kobe era. You expected them to win, so each win felt like nothing more than fulfilling what they were required. There was no magic or anxiety that was brought to the games. It was basically like going to your desk job each day and doing your work from 8 to 5, and going home knowing that you did what you were supposed to.

The pain and struggles in watching this team will build in us the foundations for pure joy when they finally win. Sure, it’s painful now, but like Red Sox fans pre-2004, it will feel infinitely sweeter when they win a championship.

That being said, should we lose hope when things seem improbable? No! For to give up hope would be not only to forego the lows necessary to experience the full impact of a potential championship, but it would also hinder the joy that the improbable win would bring! Would anyone argue that he would enjoy making the playoffs more having previously written the team off, as opposed to one who was completely and emotionally invested in the team?

It may seem like a long-shot, friends, but above all else, do not lose hope. For hope is what brings us the ultimate prize: the pure, unadulterated joy of winning a championship.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The Lakers are really not the best example to use for a suffering fanbase, but I’ll take it.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They weren't a suffering fanbase

That was the point. The championships meant less because of it.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck You

/Sacramento Kings fan

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 11, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I am also a Sacto Kings fan.
Oh, and
+1

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw that

I ain’t taking nothing from a Laker Fan. How the hell are you a Giants, Niners, and Laker fan? Did you do that to escape another suffering franchise (Warriors)?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 11, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty strange that you would invalidate my entire comment just because I’m a fan of a team in a different sport, but whatever, I can accept that.

To answer your question, I didn’t follow the NBA much until I was in junior high, when Shaq was on the Magic. He was a polarizing figure to me and became an instant favorite of mine. Once he went to the Lakers, I just decided to go ahead and make the Lakers my team, and they’ve stuck ever since. I’m also from the Central Valley, where there are either very few Warrior fans, or they just don’t announce it, so it’s pretty easy to be a Laker fan here.

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you react if I made that comment and instead of Laker fan, I said Dodger fan. Would you find it so strange?

Central Valley can be a strange place for allegiences to sports teams. Having family in the SLO area, I have found most of people supporting the SoCal teams and the Raiders, so I can kind of see how such of an abomination can occur now.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 11, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty much all Raiders & Lakers around here. I’d say Dodgers & Giants are about half and half. And I speak of the general Fresno area, I’m not sure how much it differs in SLO.

To answer your question, I would still be surprised. It shouldn’t matter which team you are a fan of, people of different opinions should still be able to discuss and express ideas without being dismissed simply because of what team they like.

(Just to clarify, I’m not offended or anything. I halfway expected someone to make a Laker jab, but it did slightly annoy me that the five people that commented simply dismissed me because I mentioned the Lakers.)

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to clarify

I wasn’t offended by the Lakers, but by the hope.

by taliesin on Sep 11, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say being so dickish to a fellow Giants fan, especially one who’s been around here for some time, is pretty uncool, regardless of what other teams he likes.

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by Goofus on Sep 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cut and pasted from the chronicle, circa 1960

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 11, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was beautiful.

- raises glass to you -

A girl on the interwebz.
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by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, dude

You lost me at “Laker fan”

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto
Although I recall their fanbase suffering acutely after game 6 in 2008.

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 11, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

which made 2009 that much better, exactly my point.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that much better? Not playing the Celtics?

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 11, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. It is still much sweeter to win a championship having gone through losing a championship, despite who you played in either year.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell No!

You never lose the stench of losing a championship game. I’d rather lose in the semis than the ’chip.

by Giant Homer on Sep 11, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at this

http://www.truebluela.com/2009/9/11/1025839/cain-and-company-come-to-town

Four pitchers in the rotation (i.e. the Giants), none with an ERA over 3.17 and none with an OPS against > .652 since the all-star game. They have turned every hitter into a Russell Martin.

BTW, anyone know what the Dogs’ team pitching stats would be without games against the Giants? They have a good staff but c’mon, they get to pitch against us.

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think they pitch enough against us to make much of a difference in overall stats.

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

19 games is pretty close to 1/8th of the season. That’s a lot.

by speckops on Sep 11, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, didn’t realize it was that many games. I guess since they played half the games in the beginning of the season I had forgotten how many there were.

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve already played 12 games against them.

Runs we’ve scored in those games: 1, 4, 2, 5, 3, 9, 3, 0, 7, 2, 1, 4

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

big league managing

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4463476

I guess the Phillies have a Manager who knows what it takes to win and will make the adjustments to do so. Must be nice….

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Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why he chose 20 Phillies for the All Star Game!

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is the first time I’ve even heard of this Frank Chu guy. Sounds like an…interesting character.

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So I guess you don't live/work in the city then

Because Frank is everywhere. Seriously, it’s uncanny. Every time there is a large gathering of people in San Francisco, Frank is there. Protest, concert, Giants game, Sunday at Dolores Park, whatever.

by taliesin on Sep 11, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC UTG is in Fresno.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Visalia, but close enough :)

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those cities are irrelevant in their differences.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

other than size, cleanliness, and things to do? you’re probably right.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the final stretch gets underway tonight

I’m going to toss aside all of my Bochy hate for the time being and just cheer for the Giants.

And I’m watching this before every game again. (shameless plug)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKNL3Qj_tIU

Let’s go Giants. All the analysis in the world can be tossed out of the window with 22 games left. Just win. Just find a way to win, even if the lineup is not optimal with a .280 OBP cleanup hitter. Just find a way to win, even if the best players are not on the field.

Just Win. Now. Go Giants

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

kudos to you for the video

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just once.....even for one day

can we see the blue bums in second place? As a Rox fan, of course I have to hope for a couple wins in this last Giants series, but aside from that…no one has the opportunity to shut the arrogant asshole Dodgers and their fans down like you have right now. Just do it!! It is almost unanimous amoungst Rox fans that we want the
Giants and Rox in the playoffs. Nothing would be sweeter than to see LA falter to 3rd place this next two weeks.

by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 11, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It is almost unanimous amoungst Rox fans that we want the
Giants and Rox in the playoffs.

Really? I would have never thought that with the Purple Rowbots rubbing in every Rox victory here.

You seem alright to me, though. I can accept the Rox winning the West if we somehow beat out the Bums for 2nd, which seems impossible.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not impossible

Look at the 1964 Cards who caught the Phillies durng the final few weeks, or the 1995 Mariners who caught up to the Angels, or 2007 Rox who caught up to SD, even after falling 2 games behind with 2 games left.

The Dodgers would have to fail to make it possible, but your team could be responsible for a lot of that with 6 games left. They’ve only played 500 ball since the ASG, and their pitching seems wasted, so anything’s possible.

Your team would actually be pretty devastating with a little more batting patience and maybe some deep bullpen personnel (ie not Valdez)

by ddavis539 on Sep 11, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take your faux pep talk back to the fainting couch, you insufferable weasel.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe there is a bigger elephant in the room. The Florida Marlins win a World Series every six years (1997, 2003…) and always beat the NL West Champion Giants to get there, so history is on the side of the Giants winning out the West and the Marlins (who are a game in back of us) beating you out for the Wild Card.

See….Misery for the both of us.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 11, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been six years since that debacle? Yikes.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice if Florida would start a losing streak

They have a lot of weapons.

You’re right, it might not be hard for them to leapfrog both teams if they keep winning and our division beats up on each other over the next two weeks.

by ddavis539 on Sep 11, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Major disdain for our sister expansion Marlins. Them and there 25 fans and two WS wins. Makes me sick I tell ya.

by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 11, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the callups of Joaquin and Runzler, Valdez has probably dropped to 8th or 9th on the bullpen depth chart anyway.

The batting patience, well, they called up some of that too, but Bochy insists on sticking with the hackers that got him here. You know, those guys that keep swinging at sliders at their ankles.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll second that.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hate the Dodgers

We find you guys kinda cute and want you to stick around.

Not relationship-cute, but watching-you-dress-in-a-window-with-binoculars-cute.

by Muzia on Sep 11, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never would I have thought Penny and Bengie would be considered “watching-you-dress-in-a-window-with-binoculars-cute”.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking about you fine folk at McC

And Zito. He is dreamy.

by Muzia on Sep 11, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

Omar Vizquel is dreamy, now and forever.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

one or two hands on the binoculars?

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Sep 11, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

I come and read posts here quite a bit mainly because of the stuff posted here is hilariously entertaining…l rarely see any Purple Row people give you shit here(mostly cause you guys are like ants on frenchfry in the Buger King parking lot if they do) Of course we abuse you at PR but, hey it is because you guys are the ones we are battling for our lives with for the WC.

by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 11, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s heartwarming that, despite our differences, we can be united by a common hatred.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, it reminds me of a song.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy your Class A minor league team thats about it.

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 11, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Al and Wally

go nuts

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 11, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would a milagro this year make up for 1993?

No, but it would be a nice treat. I can’t believe Salomon Torres was still kicking around last year.

by Your mother on Sep 11, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

velez lf
sanchez 2b
sandoval 1b
molina c
uribe 3b
schierholtz rf
rowand cf
renteria ss
cain p

by kingofthacove on Sep 11, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT BARNES

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by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLars

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 11, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m numb to the lineup choices now.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT NO POSEY??

I’m thinking my over/under of 5 for his ABs was set wayyy too high.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

this picture is just asking to be reposted with different word bubbles

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Sep 11, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Sep 11, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 11, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ostler: wacky internet conspiracy theorists think Bochy doesn’t want to play Posey.

by Your mother on Sep 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know really.

Judging by all the playing time Posey has been getting, I’m starting to think Bochy really does want him to play.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Sep 11, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Garko

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 11, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ishikawa

They didn’t trust his bench-sitting abilities so they traded up to Garko.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA GOT US HERE HE’S PLAYING EVERY DAY

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S WORKED WELL ALL YEAR WHY CHANGE NOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, no Winn. GRANT WUZ WRONG

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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still no Bowker. Why?

by taliesin on Sep 11, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK VELEZ SPEED BORK

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Viliphied throws out the ceremonial first BORK! The series can begin now.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve decided that I’m tired of Nate and I want Bowker starting instead of him.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

for shame!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Nate wants me back, he can feel free to get on base 32% of the time.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWIS!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate looking to get to 1st 32% of the time with GB.

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

decent odds

considering that hairline

(sorry Nate! I still love you!)

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the failbeard.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the failbeard is what makes him so cute, though!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It distracts from his hairline?

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, you ladies are harsh on the Juggernate.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, no, the hat is what distracts from his hairline

we adore Nathan :) we’re just kidding! See our avi’s!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re always hardest on the ones we love… Plus, I don’tlove Nate for his looks. I love him for that cannon.

/TWSS

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 5:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I feel as though we’ve seen what Schierholtz offers. He can hit for average, plays good defense, and has good speed on the bases. If he hits .300, he’s a marginally useful player, but since he rarely walks and doesn’t hit for power, on a team that’s starved for both I see him as a backup.

Bowker at least offers the potential for power and high OBP. I’d rather find out if he can do it at the big-league level than see more Schierholtz. I will say, however, that Schierholtz does a pretty good job of not being Randy Winn. (Though you could easily argue that he actually is sort of a young Randy Winn.)

by taliesin on Sep 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Love it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 11, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that 1-2 with a walk looks bad. And the runner thrown out. But Bowker should be in LF.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 11, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate in September: .211/.286/.263
Nate in August and September combined: .209/.263/.373
Nate for the year: .273/.306/.412

I certainly like him more than Velez, but right now it’s pretty unjustified, even if he had a good game on Tuesday.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all the McCoven and we are all Pedro Feliz

by McCoven on Sep 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must win season!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Check out TruBlu’s series preview. They have either completely forgotten that Penny is part of our rotation, or they are just pretending it never happened.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

My prediction

We sweep the Dodgers and Rockies at home to pull close…then we get swept at LA to knock us out of the playoff race in heartbreaking fashion.

by snafu on Sep 11, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be watching these next 3 series’ hoping either a) we win 8-9 games, or b) Bochy keeps managing like an idiot. I either want to be elated, or complain until my face turns blue

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The 2009 Giants

“We serve all your emotional needs”

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Your SF Giants……driving you bonkers for 50 years.”

by boogalou on Sep 11, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see why A and B can’t happen at the same time.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

in fact, I’m pretty sure they both will.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point

The fact that Molina is still batting cleanup is essentially sickening.

I guess it was in some way defensible while the team was winning, in that “don’t change what works” type of head in in the sand approach.

But now, the team is losing – losing because they can’t score.

And Molina is still batting cleanup. Jesus.

by FairweatherFan on Sep 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!

We are all the McCoven and we are all Pedro Feliz

by McCoven on Sep 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to say no chance you make it on TV tomorrow. But nice sign!

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's how I plan on sneaking it into the park tomorrow

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

green plz

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Sep 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more CSN acronym

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to tomorrow nights game, too

I hope I see your sign!

I’ll be the girl with the “We’re in this thing!” sign drinking margaritas all night :) And most likely holding it upside down by the 8th.

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And most likely holding it upside down by the 8th.

TWSS!!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you got me again, Lars.

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s what he does.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

not your best effort.

/preemptive TWSS

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JCT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Sep 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least there will be some win at the ballpark tomorrow night.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I’m going tonight, but most likely skipping Sat and Sun. I don’t want to pay through the nose to get harassed by Dodger fans. They had already taken over the park as of about 2 p.m. today.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

is up with The Big Phone being turned into Chavez Latrine North during recent Dodgers series?

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

winning milkshake brings all the bandwagon boys to the yard, and they’re like, (our team) “it’s better than yours”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

/has given up on this season.

by jhiat00 on Sep 11, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s terrible. And, they’re bad baseball fans, who seem to care only for disrupting our fun. I seriously hate them.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEAR IT PROUD

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 11, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

GENIUS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I'll be in 307

Row 15. Come by to say Hi. Saturday

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except I see “The is choice yours.”

by younghutch on Sep 11, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs experience before we play him...BORK!

We are all the McCoven and we are all Pedro Feliz

by McCoven on Sep 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i can’t stop giggling!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD

/thinly veiled Friends reference

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone going tonight?

I’m heading for the train in an hour… I feel like some McC co-commiserating might be in order.

by FairweatherFan on Sep 11, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR LEIK CO-MISERY-ATING AMIRITE LOL

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in 305 with a bunch of friends.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, a bunch of people I paid to be my friends.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

im 314, i’ll be at 21A in an Aurilla jersey (no laughing!) drinking canned beer on the deck until 7 if anyone wants to say hi.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 11, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s nice to know that colorado doesn’t want to face themselves.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they are pretty ugly.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

feeling punny today, are we?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M LOOKING AT THE MAN IN THE MIRROR I’M ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYYYYSSS

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Sep 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking the Colorado fanbase

either got a different question to answer, or thought too hard about it.

by ddavis539 on Sep 11, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, we are leading in both Missouri and Penn.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also in Louisiana

The New Orleans Zephyrs want no part of us!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We won the season series against the Cardinals and Phillies, and of course Pirates fans are busy watching the Steelers.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once again Arizona is a swing state

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm probably paranoid but

it looks like Idaho is giving us the finger.

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had that feeling for a while

by esseffgeez on Sep 11, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the electoral college, the Dodgers are leading with 258 votes, while the Giants have 134 and the Rockies have 110. No team has the 270 votes required to become President. There are 36 votes left, and I’ll just assume they will go to the Giants.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channeling my inner Gary Radnich

WHO DOES THAT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have far too much time on my hands.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good knowledge

knowing that the 2nd part of that line is WHO HAS TIME

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Actually, I didn’t know that. I just said I had too much time because it’s true.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news!

Yankees “fans” have swung the New York vote to the Giants.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the oceans still vote Dodgers. :(

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve really been losing the support of the mer-people around the world. For some bizarre reason, they like Matt Kemp.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His mother was a mermaid.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that Nevada, Connecticut, and Kentucky have gone to the Dodgers, Arizona and Maryland to the Rockies, and Arkansas went neutral.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey grant

uh……randy winn is not starting……just saying dude…..

/ducks

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey is starting too!

by joethejet on Sep 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psych! Made ya LOOK :)

by joethejet on Sep 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then we'd be without a clean up hitter.

And Bork can’t have that.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psych I hate you

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you didn't

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 11, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like you

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry guys, I just couldn’t resist.

by joethejet on Sep 11, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off to the yard. See you there—or here. Have fun.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 11, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t come back here without a win, H.I.!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 11, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesse English was claimed off waivers today.

So the Giants can send down Bocock but instead opt to send the promising prospect Jesse English down. What happens? Big Fing surprise, he gets claimed by the Nationals. No one in their right mind would have claimed Bocock.

If the Giants did not want English, why didn’t they trade him away? He would have at least fetched a prospect in return. So absolutely frustrating.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You think Jesse English is worth anything?

Dude was having a pretty bad season at AA, at 24 years of age. What am I missing?

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

His K/BB is all screwy this year. His 2008 season was much better and according some scouting reports I’ve seen, more indicative of his talent. I’m not saying he was a difference maker, I merely saying that he still had value. The Giants just gave him away for free when they still had other options available to them.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lf the list of things to freak out about, jesse english is on … page 287 i think.

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by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha I know. But we see the Giants do it so much, with FA signings, lopsided trades, etc. the idiocy of it all adds up!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I just don’t see what value he had. It seems like every org has at least one Jesse English type pitcher laying around somewhere. What do you think we could have gotten for him? He seems like a low-level throw-in at best.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants could have used him in a package deal. Hell, I think the Giants could have dealt English, Lewis, etc. for Sanchez instead of dealing Alderson. But I’m no expert so perhaps you’re right, perhaps the industry did not value English and thus he had no trade value.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad you’re so confident.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just messing with you. But seriously, there is no way the Sanchez deal would have happened had Lewis and English been our main offering points. Alderson had value, English didn’t.

Like jct said, this seems like a really weird thing to be upset at management for. If Jesse English suddenly turns into a good major leaguer, I’ll be perfectly willing to eat my words. But I don’t see that happening.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re perfectly right that Jesse English is of minimal value and probably will never be a useful major leaguer. However. He is far more likely to be a useful major leaguer than Bocock, who the Giants for some reason refuse to waive, EVEN THOUGH THEY WOULD STILL GET TO KEEP HIM. That’s the part of this that is idiotic and infuriating. Sure, it’s not a particularly big deal. But the stupid, it burns!

by taliesin on Sep 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Games on MLB Network for those who don’t know…Do we get Kruk and Kuip or one of MLB Networks douche announce teams

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Extra Baggs
Lots of early drills today. Bruce Bochy has a dozen younger players huddled around him near third base. Giants have to be fundamentally perfect, starting now.

My Sarcasm Radar is going off.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Um, shouldn't they have starter this in, oh I don't know, Spring training?

OR…before they feel 4.5 games back in the Wild Card???

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by Tellias on Sep 11, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence, the veiled sarcasm.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 11, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should also talk about the “dozen younger players” part. Bochy must not know bench players have very little impact on those losses.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 11, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

4.5 games back: must play fundamentally sound
4 games back or less: eh, who gives a fuck
10 runs ahead or less: don’t wanna disrespek Bengie

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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 11, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork, bork, get drinks for veterans, bork bork, no bitching, bork, bork,

by younghutch on Sep 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The SD series

Still can’t get over losing the San Diego series. The Pads have one guy that can beat us and we let him. Why not see if he’ll chase four out of the zone pitches and walk him? Bochy fail number 300!

Also in no other situation in the baseball universe would I want to see Richie get an at batt but I would have preferred Aurillia over Frandsen if we needed to get a bunt down.

Radical Racing

by Radical Racing on Sep 11, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend came over last night and was complaining about the Frandsen bunt. Specifically the fact that he was still trying to bunt in a 3-1 count. And it made me wonder something…

Has any manager ever brought in a different pinch hitter, depending on the ball-strike count? Like, when Frandsen got it to 3-1, Bochy could have pulled him for someone with homerun power (Bowker or maybe Garko are the only ones I can think of right now). Homerun hitter’s count, guy who walked the last two batters, with an 82-mph fastball… if the pitcher grooves one, maybe you hit a go-ahead bomb. If he nibbles, you walk the bases loaded.

I wonder if any MLB managers would have tried this…?

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you Giants sweeping the Dodgers.

Their pitching (even though it is the so-called weaker portion of their rotation) will outwork the Dodger bats. I personally want to see both the Rockies AND the Giants make the playoffs by knocking out the Dodgers. PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Go Giants, sweep this series!

"I shoot so many 3's because I can't shoot 4's" -Antoine Walker

by LACK on Sep 11, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m making a “BEAT LA” sign for my dorm room here at USC. Not sure how well that’s going to go down with everyone, but screw it.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

How about a ‘Beat OSU’ sign instead?
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Sep 11, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I don’t care about football as much.

…And because I already made one.

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by mymclife on Sep 11, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

(please don’t hate me…) is it really bad to wish that we don’t make the playoff this year so that Neukom will have a better excuse to let go of some incompetent people? I have no confidence in this management team in getting the Giants into playoff more than once very 3 or 4 years, and I think we should expect something better.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 11, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s bad.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think its that bad..The goal is to win a championship not hang around and MAYBE make the playoffs..Better front office and manager means better chance to win a championship

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that means you’re rooting for no chance to win the championship in the hopes that you will get a slightly improved chance over the chance we would have had.

It’s pretty silly.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re delusional if you think we have ANY chance at a championship this year..If by some miracle we get into the playoffs, and then by another miracle make it to the world series we get to face the yankees, red sox or angels whose talent dwarfs the Giants..Be a realist

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/STL/2006.shtml

If Jeff Weaver can be a star in the postseason, anyone can.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats interesting cuz that team also had pujols, carpenter, rolen, edmonds, yadier molina, and adam wainwright…But you keep focusing on the one outlier

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yadier Molina hit that year like Bengie is hitting this year, but without the power.

Wainwright was a closer, and we have a good closer.

Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Penny, and Zito are a much, much, much, much, much better rotation than the Cardinals had that year.

You’re delusional if you think we have ANY chance at a championship this year

I’ve refuted that. Even the worst team to make the playoffs in a given year has a chance. The Giants wouldn’t be the worst team to make the postseason this decade, and if they won it, they wouldn’t be the worst team to win it. They’ve shown they can play with the Cardinals and Phillies and Dodgers in the NL. The 2006 Cardinals got swept by the Tigers that year in interleague, then won the WS over them in five games. To ignore the luck aspect of the postseason, which is largely responsible for the success of the 2006 Cardinals, makes it pretty obvious to me that you’re just overly pessimistic about the Giants.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh…you can stay in La La land i like reality better…

by DFAAurillia on Sep 11, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

(just curious) what percent chance do you think we can win the world series if we can win the wild card? And what percent chance do you think we can get into playoff next year (not necessarily winning WS) if both Sabean and Bochy stay?

I put them at

10-15% winning WS once we are in playoff. I kind of think post-season is kind of a crap shoot. Even the best team doesn’t have better than 20% of winning the whole thing.

25-35% getting into playoff next few years with current management
50-70% getting into playoff next few years with better management

I know these are just wild-ass guesstimates but I think I prefer doing anything we can to increase the probability that we can get into playoff. And once we are in playoff, we can only hope for the best.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 11, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who says management will be better? I mean, after Rosen left/got fired/whatever, the Giants had the former scouting director for the Yankees ready to step in. This guy had been in charge of the system that produced Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera and a pretty damn good core. We all know how that went. The Indians are supposed to have a top-notch front office. We can see how that’s a success. Dayton Moore was well-thought of in Atlanta, Billy Beane’s teams have been pretty awful lately, Kevin Towers was good until he wasn’t…there are no guarantees. Try to win everything when you have any shot. Right now, the Giants have a shot, and it would be pretty silly to ignore that.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, you had a question

I dunno, 10% is probably about right for winning the WS this year.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wait?

You’re right, why wait for the magic moment. I can’t remember a better pitching staff and prospects in the wings. We needed bats and Garko and Sanchez have disappointed, poor planning (lack of planning) is the front office’s biggest challenge.

WTF Really?

by Stinkfist on Sep 11, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers are definitely in town

downtown is swarming with neck tattoos, doo rags, and Manny jerseys…

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 11, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 11, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Follow the trail...

We are all the McCoven and we are all Pedro Feliz

by McCoven on Sep 11, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

all this talk

is making me nervous.

I’ve never been to a Giants v. Dodgers game. And I’m up in View Reserve. Should I be nervous?

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been to a few Dodgers games at Mays Field and haven’t had any problems, even with Dodgers fans in the vicinity.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve seen trouble in the bleachers when we’ve gone to Giants / dodger games. We’ve never sat in VR for a dodger series.

I’ll tell ya one thing … security is cah-ray-zee for dodger games. They actually like… look IN bags, purses, backpacks; instead of the usual pat-pat “Have Fun.” That you get when the Giants are playing other teams.

You will also notice much more security, ushers, customer service folks and a pretty good sized SFPD presence.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the reassurances

I’m sure it will be fine. Not sure I’d want to be in the bleachers, though.

I just hope their are no Dodger fans in the immediate vicinity because they will really annoy me.

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/there

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

That is NOT helping!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve seen much worse back in candlestick days.

In AT&T, not so much.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Sep 11, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been my long-held conviction that, if left unchecked long enough, all Dodger fans eventually end up looking like Cheech.

by younghutch on Sep 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

suck it russell martin

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 11, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So is there an LOLineup yet?

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I searched using the most important search terms, you know, like “LOL” “suck” “pitiful” and “you’ve got to be kidding me” but came up empty… found the one Baggs posted though.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cover photo

Classic pic!! In addition to being harrassed by that guy on several occassions, one time I got to kick him out of my work. Reluctantly of course. But still.

by StickRat on Sep 11, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

19 losses by 1 run...

We wouldn’t be in this situation had we won at least half of the one run games we have lost.

WTF Really?

by Stinkfist on Sep 11, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember saying the same thing last season too…. weird.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at the park. Timmy was playing catch when I got here. Good sign. Buster caught for MadBum and Martinez and also practiced blocking. Cain hit a bomb during BP. The guys look loose and happy.

Also just saw Penny hug Manny. It was oddly cute.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 5:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m at the park. Timmy was playing catch when I got here. Good sign. Buster caught for MadBum and Martinez and also practiced blocking. Cain hit a bomb during BP. The guys look loose and happy.

Also just saw Penny hug Manny. It was oddly cute.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 5:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

double post fail

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 5:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cool!

Keep posting updates if you can!

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing’s going on now. Just Dodger BP. Bleh.

You will be happy to know that the failbeard was alive and well.

I'm the Juggernate, bitch.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2009 5:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can't wait to see him! He needs a hit tonight.

A girl on the interwebz.
"Comfortability, yeah, it's a word." Brian Wilson

by GiantsBabe on Sep 11, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does everyone here think of Jonny Gomes, for LF next year? His defense in left is about average, but a .900+ OPS would be useful. According to Fangraphs, he’s a slightly worse version of Josh Willingham, but wouldn’t cost a prospect. Would you rather try Bowker first?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Sep 11, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Bowker should get a legit shot first.

Though Gomes is a local guy.

by The Double Deuce on Sep 11, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he’s a native of Petaluma.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog too! …maybe he could play left.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania!

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 11, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for the law of averages to catch up with the rockies. Probably doing so in vain, but I’ll do it anyway.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 11, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies =(

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Sep 11, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The law of averages can’t catch up with someone. Once they’ve won the games, they’re won — no backsies. Going forward, their probability of winning remains the same as it always was, but they’re not due to lose a bunch just because they just won a bunch (more than their ‘true winning percentage’ would indicate is likely).

/pedant

by taliesin on Sep 11, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok… while this is totally true, what i mean is that they’re not a team that’s likely to win every game for the rest of forever. Eventually, they’ll stop playing out of their minds and start winning a more reasonable percentage of their games.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
THANKS BRIAN SABEAN FOR LETTING MY GERALD GO!!!!!!!
AND IS REALLY FRIGGIN PISSED AT BORK FOR NOT DOING THE SAME

by beat_la_25 on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

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