New batting helmet, or a lifesized bobblehead? Whaddya think? All minor league teams to use them starting next year.
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Sick Burn
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I thought this post was a joke…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BIGGER TARGET 4 MATT CAIN
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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
U R STILL 5!!!
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by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
No wonder they don’t want to wear it. He looks like a fucking little leaguer.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t imagine that this is going to go over well with players. It’s like wearing a goddamned camper shell on your head to play ball.
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by can of corn on Sep 1, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i first looked at it
i thought it was shopped or something. did wright look in a mirror before putting that on?
by sfoakbay on Sep 1, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lolwut
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SCIENCE
by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's next?
Those awesome football masks some fast pitch softball teams wear? Imagine if they tried to make Larry Bowa wear one…That would be comedy
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw a little league baseball team wearing those. While on defense.
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by giants9107 on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t give a shit how painful or life threatening getting hit in the head can be, that’s just demeaning.
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by boonitez on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No kidding. I’d take the risk. It’s so huge, it’s gotta mess with your center of gravity or something.
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by can of corn on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine Timmy in one of those
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or Rafael Belliard. Even the older style one dwarfs his tiny head.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can’t wait to see Juan “Peanut Head” Pierre in one
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by delorean on Sep 3, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's another view

I’m sure the speed holes and two-tone paint job are also there for safety.
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIME FOR LUDICROUS SPEED
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…is it bulletproof too?
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by boonitez on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
U DEAD DAWG
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by satyricrash on Sep 2, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read an article with a bunch of negative quotes from the players.
Took a look at the helmet’s website which doesn’t show it on a human.
Went, “that actually looks pretty cool wtf?”
Now that I’ve seen this I understand.
Nobody likes money
by fwoty oz on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly the same for me
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I instantly thought of

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Sep 1, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This.
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Sep 2, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Phillips: I draft David Wright b/c of his unique hitting approach
Joe Morgan: Really, what about his approach struck you most?
SP: Well, to be honest with you, his father passed down to him, this ancient power known as the…
JM: …Force?
SP:No, the Schwartz! Its really an effective thing to have for a batter.
JM: You know, Steve, I refer to the Schwartz as the 7th tool, it is really one of the most important tools in baseball. Right after…..
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by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m suspicious. I saw the video where dempster used it, it didn’t look that bad. Could be just a bad angle.
I probably wouldn’t mind it that much, until you get to college, the helmets look pretty much like that don’t they?
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by raisingcain on Sep 1, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
even bochy’s head would look small next to that thing.
eh, probably not.
by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 2, 2009 12:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ground control to David Wright,
Ground control to David Wright,
your gigantic helmet
blocks out all sunlight
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 2, 2009 1:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude is rich, handsome, and by all accounts a pretty cool guy.
I don’t think wearing that is going to affect his image too much. Good for him for protecting his noggin.
by Steve on Sep 2, 2009 2:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if stolen bases are going to decrease next year with that parachute on runners head
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by say hey nation on Sep 2, 2009 6:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beat me to it.
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by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT BETTER BE
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