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Five innings and 1 hit?? Can’t say I’m terribly surprised, but, this is pretty awful even by Giants standards.

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT-A

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch hit for sanchez this inning?

he’s going great, but thrown a lot of pitches…

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends if Whiteside gets on or not. So yes.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do something good, anything

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon team

Score 1 run! Pretend its mardi fucking gras!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

trust bochy to do the wrong thing, whatever it is

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Rohlinger’s a pleasure to watch at third.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

giants score this inning.

by atxgiantsfan on Sep 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

the refreshing (frustrating) thing about the giants........

Other than Pablo, batters 1-8 are pretty much interchangable – and it doesn’t really matter who starts and who sits.

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double reverse jinx?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Ruiz’s leg sticking out is kind of annoying.

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorta like Benito Santiago before he was old, broken down, and jacked up.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The changeup makes the Giants look like Monkeys swinging sticks

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch has the Giants baffled

as does every other pitch by every other pitcher

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy can’t wait to pinch hit Aurilia.

by out machine on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Could have a walk, but that would be cheating

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PS, Sanchez goes another inning, no

You don’t pull your starter after 5 on the first day of a trip, right?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be a good time for a 20 pitch inning

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we have extra hitters on the bench. Yeah.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the loliest lineup yet?

Still in Peter Gibbons territory.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Decline and Fall of the San Francisco Giants Lineup

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SOPHISTICATED SHAWON

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK AWAY FROM SHAWON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT THE SHAWN DOWN!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo don’t talk to Dunston!!!!!!

by goGSW24 on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen makes the giants look like monkeys swinging sticks

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 91MPH HEAT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw crap J.A. Happ is tomorrow. We’re doomed.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

but

timmy day

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh no

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh right

my bad.

PENNY LANE

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

penny day

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FROWNY FACE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside is not good, is he?

I love the guy, but offense isn’t his game, no?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Last time I checked, he was thisclose to being the worst hitter in the majors.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I come back from recitation and we’re getting one hit. I’m glad to see that you guys were as bored as I was!

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont even swing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that the longest Giant PA of the game?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

GET A FUCKING HIT.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

this ump continues to suck

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

as do we

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by “ump” you mean “Giants’ offense”, I agree

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the Giants

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s that HEAT again.

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

with this lineup

was bochy intentionally punting this game?

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

They cant even put the ball in play

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Bochy would end the Velez experiment.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Giants have no one else who could play.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is giving me a heacache.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fucking sad

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus guys it's a good pitch but it's not like he's throwing the stop ball.

at least foul it off

Also, DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN SIT VELEZ NOW?!

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez just struck out on a ball in the dirt….in the opposite batter’s box. WTF.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

15 in a row down, in case you were wondering.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ Velez!

Sit already. I’d rather see Freddie now that Velez’ hot streak is over.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m more disappointed to see Winn in there vs. a LHP

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon, Winn is twice the player Velez is!

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish this wasnt a minor league offense

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

minor league?

There are AAA lineups today that are better.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday's Fresno lineup.

Downs, M 2B
Frandsen SS
Posey, B C
Guzman, Je 1B
Bowker LF
Borchard DH
Copeland RF
Wald 3B
Timpner CF

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN WE PLEASE STOP FUCKING PLAYING FUCKING EUGENIO VELEZ EVERY FUCKING DAY PLEASE? I MEAN, FUCK.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WHAT FUN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WAHT HAPPUND? WE WERE THE BEST TEEM IN DA MAJORS 2 DAYS AGO

by goGSW24 on Sep 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

My love and affections for Eugenio continues to grow.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Whole Camels at 79 pitches.

To quote Kuip: “This is not good.”

by kdl on Sep 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m definitely holding my breath for that!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone run up and punch hamels in the face.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I volunteer Velez.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A better idea would be to slam Lansford and Dunston’s heads together.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone run up and punch hamels the Giants in the face.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What would you be doing right now, if not watching the Giants?

I’d probably be feeding my Persona 3 addiction, or making some food.

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m working right now.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been wondering that for about an hour and a half now. Probably read a book.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD RECTUMFACE

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT VICTORINO

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

think pelfrey

can hold down the roxs tonight?

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

no

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez looks so much more confident nowadays

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i wish there was a wbc he could play in every year

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Baggs but would it be so much for him (or Shulman) to ask Bochy..Given the offense’s performance tonight Bruce, would any of the new call ups been a better option?

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE AURILIA PLZ.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he was in the lineup we’d be getting no-hit right now.

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know why the game isn’t being streamed on KNBR?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to pay for it to stream it.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that's right

I’ve gotten most games on KNBR, but not this one.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not supposed to. Like Natto said below, you have to buy Gameday Audio.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it is right.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’ve been able to stream the games online from KNBR, they’re either breaking the rules or screwing up. they’re not allowed to do that and haven’t been for years.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I caught it ONCE online on a saturday when the game was blacked out because of Fox.

Not sure if it was because of the TV blackout or what though

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get games on KNBR the radio station, but not the website.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve gotten a lot too.

by do your own stunts on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

human rights laws

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to buy Gameday Audio

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it actually work? I paid for mlb.tv like two years ago and it was so awful I demanded my money back.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I’ve been using it for two years now and have no problems with it.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its great

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.com owns the internet streams, I believe

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh? I’ve been listening through knbr all year long

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Online or the radio?

by goGSW24 on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

radio. I just read the statement on their site. FUCK

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been like that for about a decade.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it hasn’t. I’ve been listening through the knbr site all year long.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how you were able to do that.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know…I’ve honestly listened to 95% of the games through their site, but now it has this message:

“Why can’t I ‘Listen Now’ to the Giants broadcasts?”

Due to an agreement with Major League Baseball, KNBR 680 has been prohibited from streaming the San Francisco Giants broadcasts. You’ll have to go to MLB.com to subscribe to their Gameday audio service. In the abscence of the game, we’ll stream interviews Bruce McGowan has done over the years with giants players.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When do you start listening? The KNBR system is rather antiquated so if you start listening before the exclusivity window, it probably won’t cut off your connection.

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always just went here:

http://www.knbr.com/pages/inner/listennow?iframe=1

and clicked on the “listen now 680”

Pretty random, sometimes before the game and sometimes in the middle. Started at the beginning of the year.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it has ever worked for you, you are lucky, cause it’s blacked out

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess so…someone either fucked up they got caught. Looks like it’s time for mlb audio.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I did that too

I’ve always listened to KNBR games online, but I just got MLB.tv so whatever.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much identical to the same message they’ve had for years. KNBR.com used to stream the games in the 90s and the first year or two of the 00s, but MLB took it away and forced people to pay.

Looks like a knbr.com fuckup.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I must have been imagining it for all those years I had to pay for gameday audio when I lived outside the Bay Area.

Seriously, if the stream has been working this year, it’s either a fuck up or they’re violating their contract with MLB.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then someone probably got fired.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because knbr.com stopped having the rights to stream games like 7 years ago.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So MLB can make me get MLB.tv

They succeeded in this endeavor.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule 109

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

because +109

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay walks.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheating the game.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utley is going to wake up with CHEATING THE GAME branded on his forehead in the morning.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate this shit

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

NO GIANT CAN DO THAT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DUHHHH

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a shitty call

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s with the comment box being half its usual size?

by deuce deuce on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

why doesnt howard bunt it to 3rd

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, it doesn’t matter now.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GRUMBLE!

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure he was out

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

safe

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Was a close call not being fucked with

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have kept the tag on.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

God Damnit Edgar fucking tag him on the leg not the hip

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

shoulder

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had to catch the ball high

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside’s throw sucked. He should’ve gotten him.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD WOOOOO

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKonathan

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

I GUESS

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Howard

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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not going to turn out well.

Still in despair.
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i agree

with walking werth

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB? does that mean he's getting taken out after this =X

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez really wants to throw that intentional walk to Ryan Garko…

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That IBB will totally fuck with his release point now.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I hate the IBB

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this ever work?

I would love Durty to have a chance for the win too but why didn’t we just bring Medders in to face Werth?

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez is so much better than Hamels if you look at the lineups they’re facing.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hamels will get all the credit and Sanchez will barely be mentioned on ESPN tonight..If Hamels gets going the Phillies are the favorites blah blah blah

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He must be up to 110 pitches by now …

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY SANCHEZ

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BO-RINg

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

does anyone have that old fleas pic that used to get put up?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Sanchez.

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SPORTS FLASH

Brad Penny has signed with the Giants!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JEROME WILLIAMS IS ON THE A'S?!

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRETT FAVRE RETURNS TO THE PACKERS JETS VIKINGS

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

42,001!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking news

Brett Favre is a Viking.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stands up and applauds Sanchez…nice game, Durt

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanna buy him a few beers, so that he can forget about how he’ll take the L….

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Good game Sanchez

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed!

Wheels would have fallen off in that situation at the beginning of the year.

Only 2 walks!

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

muy bueno

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the IBB

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

New Sanchez makes me happy inside

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Ralph Barbieri comment

Yesterday, there was a discussion on the Giants Wall of Fame and he didn’t even know there were any rules on who gets put on the Wall.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering the rules allow Johnnie LeMaster but not Ellis Burks, it might be better if they didn’t have rules.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvin Benard qualifies but isn’t on the wall.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE I AM NOW, GIANTS, ENTERTAIN ME

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

do you find futility entertaining?

if so, you’re in for a treat!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE TREATS! YUM!

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

here we are now, entertain us

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Sanchez's fault

Former whipping boy pitching his heart out.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NYM 1 @ COL 0 T1 – Jeff Francoeur sac fly.

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Great performance by Sanchez

Now, onto the “offense”.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t complain about Sanchez. He did his job.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooof, maybe the wrong choice of words…

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, those are the words I meant use.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

16! 16 consecutive Giants!

Ah ha ha!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/rowand misses a pitch 2 feet below the zone

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACK!

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Giants

Still in despair.
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konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Penny is questioning his decision to sign with the Giants.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Christ Rowand

Do something useful for once you shit!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand says NO

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Hamels was the type of guy the Giants are supposed to hit off of.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

a struggling pitcher?

lol!

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF the giants get shut out by a pitcher does it count in the box score? Or is it like half a shutout because we suck so bad.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I really really hate watching Rowand hit

Why the fuck doesn’t he get shit? Freddie Lewis is a better player.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NYM 2 @ COL 0 T1 – Fernando Tatis RBI double

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i love the mets right now

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORE RUNS, GIANTS.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It only takes one swing to tie the game (right now.)

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the way the Giants swing.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO METS

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

17!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "secure, rocky, sensuous form"

SCORE SOME RUNS, YOU FUCKERS

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

the whole fucking game?!

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, we can win this

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can you distill it?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

still this fucking games runs deep!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game has shutout written all over it

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOONSHINE!

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was ball 4

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So was that. God damn hackers.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swung at ball four….

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this team.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck them hard and fast.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 to 3-3

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK!

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 to strike out

LOL

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ball fucking 4 and 5 dip shit!

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Swinging at balls 4 and 5!

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

3 -2 everyone and their mother knows a change up is coming and they still can’t layoff.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Great trading Sabean!

Seriously, what is the last trade he won? The Matt Morris deal?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK MY LIFE

I’m going to go do dishes. I will literally take clean dishes and get them dirty so I can wash them. That sounds far more fun than watching this travesty.

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Our only hope is for Urine to run into one

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not going to happen.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you still hate Uribe?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST KNOW OK

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing to say that hasn’t already been said.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

KINGOFTHACOVE WAS WRONG!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hamels at 91 pitches. Will he hit?

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If he doesn’t, Manuel is stupid

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need more evidence to make that call?

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should

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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

when was the last time a major league team fielded a line up anywhere near as terrible as this one?

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Last week?

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

us. last game.

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

we had pablo then

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last Thursday in San Francisco?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Us

Sometime this year or last year.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland Spiders

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question

everyday

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team doesnt deserve to make the playoffs

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, this on national TV?

I’d be humiliated to call myself a fan.

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thursday’s game will be.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction

This lineup doesn’t deserve it. The pitching does.

by lincecumania on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else amazed by Golden Earring?

Dutch band had two HUGE hits and they were separated by nine years

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They had a lot of other good songs, too, but US radio never ever played them, far as I could tell. I have a best-of disc from them that is just solid.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait! I get it!~

You mean just like the Giants, right?

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha, no

I was thinking about how weird their career is

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could be like Los Del Rio, who had one hit and the duo were in their 50’s.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lets go Mehdders

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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hamels has been better because the Giants suck, Flem.

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And the lineup is missing…everyone.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez would shut out the Giants too, not like its a hard thing to do

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamels has been better because the Giants suck phlegm

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha the ups and downs of this team. Guys. Can we call calm down here? This is nothing new.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to a gameday thread.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. I’ve been around here, but like geeeeeeeeez

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the season is over… again

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no calm. There is only agony.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that this is nothing new is part of the problem.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just have to win the next 2 innings

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason I am shocked that we only have 6 outs left to score 1 run. Those odds don’t really seem good.

27 outs to score 1 run, I like those odds.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, someone tell me panda is available to pinch hit!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

he is

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was putting on batting gloves at one point.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tickets should be half off

Since they only sport half a roster.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

it would too embarrassing to do the “$2 off next home game for every inning we dont score” discount

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahah the Phillies announcers are perplexed by Renteria’s throwing motion..Unsure how he gets it to first base

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies announcers have mentioned a couple times how bad Renteria’s arm looks. I really hope he is not our starter next year.

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopeing against the inevitable is good for the spirit.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOPING

dammit

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunk cost!

They will sign an expensive over the hill corner outfielder…… I would so much rather see Bowker/Nate and trade for a stud SS

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A HIT. WHAT ARE THOSE?

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

???

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants players look at each other, “LOLWUT?”

by atxgiantsfan on Sep 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Is it weird to go to a ballgame by yourself?

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do this when I have to travel on business.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never done it

But not really

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I’ve done it about eleventy-million times.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will when I get done with school

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to go to Candlestick by myself a lot in high school. None of my friends were baseball fans.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

Most of my friends go for the experience, no one follows the team like me

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going for the experience is a much more sensible thing to do now than it was in the 90s.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go myself but I might be weird.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m just gonna get a $10 ticket and chill in the upper deck

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would do it, but never have.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Y’all remind me of my wife, who had never gone to a movie by herself until her mid-20s. I always thought that made her weird, but maybe I’m the weird one!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I havent done that either

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, she’s the weird one. And you can tell her some dude on the Internet said so.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird if you’re walrusman and you hangout at “Little Giants Park.”

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s scouting

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just need to get to Lidge

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m heading home. Go giants!

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

As bad a year as Jimmy Rollins is having, he still has more homers than any Giant except for Sandoval, I think. (I know, ballpark, etc.)

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

and more stolen bases and more runs

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like most of the line ups we face..Panda is the only position player we have that I would take over any of the Philly guys

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS!

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

“Hanging around” is generous

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RoLOLns

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Get someone on base

Thats your goal for the rest of the game

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop hanging around and score some fucking runs douchebags.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

nice way of saying how horrible our offense is.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants: Always there, hanging around the outside, looking awkward

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE HANGING AROUND THIS THING

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD JIMMEH

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that looked pretty silly.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

from major league

the final box score for the giants: 1 hit… that’s all we got? One GODDAMMED HIT!?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL thank you

don’t worry nobody is listening anyway.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t say God damn on the radio

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team makes me want to sit around in a wife beater and drink whiskey too…

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

good pitching Medders. Every position player should just give most of their salary to the pitchers.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We should just field a lineup of pitchers. Oh wait…

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

good pitching Medders. Every position player should just give most all of their salary to the pitchers.

Better?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, still losing

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/pics Lars’ pocket

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sick!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, do we pray here or what?

There’s no way Lidge is coming into this game, so the Giants are screwed. Why the hell won’t Bochy sit Winn and Rowand? Veterans are not good just because they are veterans!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

im not paying much attention, are we up now? can we post some rally goofyness?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

did Ibn Battuta ever work? I just like saying that name

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time it was ever used, John Bowker promptly hit a grand slam.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happ is going tomorrow

we are fucked in both these games

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn will get it going any day now.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda and possibly Molina will be back tomorrow at least

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez does not deserve to lose this game.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

But he will

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the Giants offense doesn't deserve to win it

Ergo, it won’t.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Deserves got nothing to do with it."

…But you’re right.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll do it urine

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Happ is gonna get a no hitter.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have not had a baserunner since the 2nd inning.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEAT THE GAME

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN URIBE

AS I SUSPECTED

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING HARDER

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

May as well. Nobody behind him will be driving him in

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by norcalnick on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY URIBE WAS THAT A BIG ENOUGH SWING?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I was following on my phone, and it said Uribe lined out with Garko on second. Was it bad luck?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really..Wasn’t hit that hard

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop fucking swinging for the goddamn fences Uribe!

Just get on base for once. Christ.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So the guys after him can just strand him on base?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

o i c

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god yes, please get to Lidge. Then we’ll win!

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

fouling off a million pitches is just as good

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preemptive fuck you Winn!

by out machine on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I only learned a couple days ago that Bruce Springsteen wrote “Blinded By The Light”

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrapped up like a douche?!

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cut loose like a deuce.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deuce.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know, but if you think “douche” you hear "douche.

And a deuce is still nasty anyway.

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

He wrote it with the aid of a rhyming dictionary, I think.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should hear his explanation on why Manford Mann’s version was a hit and his wasn’t.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have. It’s funny.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a huge Springsteen discussion when Penny was signed.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep swinging guys..that’ll help

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Down 1, 1 hit in the game

I KNOW I’LL HACK

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP SWINGING AT EVERYTHING ASSWIPES!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

it doesn’t even look like they are trying

by Crusher on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

we are lucky

we are not going to get no hit.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Y IZ BATS SO BAD???

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yin Yang

Because our pitching’s so good

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is looking to continue that trend of the Giants totally sucking and having no life after an off day

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

You want to stop swinging at those pitches?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot what a Giants hit looks like

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The know he’ll chase anything.

by out machine on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

rally nerdimal

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF! Swing at the crap and take the close pitch

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an intersting 0-2 pitch to take...

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm down, Phillies fans

He’ll strike out anyway.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He proved me wrong!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll [insert] out anyway

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, a bit of the ol’ insert and out?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the shitty games have been fast. Nothing like dragging out a loss. Scoring no runs in Philly is really fucking pathetic though.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Again, Randy Winn

wow. What a great fucking choice Bochy.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice groundout, wasn’t it?

by out machine on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are all a bunch of idiots.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

I seriously had no idea how late in the game it was – EIGHTH INNING!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

8 Innings

One baserunner.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG SIWNNG AT EVERYTIHNGZZZ

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been following the Giants too long

I was picking lemons and one of them slid out of the bag and fell onto the dirt. I swung at it.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet we see Richie in the 9th

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit. TAKE SOME FUCKING PITCHES

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievably awful.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

21!

21 in a row!!

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

A HA HA

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been wondering, for quite some time, why the Ginats Brass seems to believe so strongly in Lolinger

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I basically don’t even know who LOLdingerz is.

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one. LOLinger is Rohlinger

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they? He didn’t play much after his call-up last year as I recall and then he spent almost the entire season in Fresno.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he’s look Bocockian in every at-bat I’ve seen

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

He’s no great shakes (utility player at best), but his minor league numbers are waaaay better than Bocock’s.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care

I want Bochy, Carney, and Dunston fired just for this continual bullshit. Its the same goddamn hack at everything.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sunday’s game means you’re not allowed to complain about our offense for another week

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just made him speechless.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Implausibly easy? You give this team too much credit, Jon Miller.

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

according to the secret

if we visualize a win, and feel like we’re winning, then we will…

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You're not visualizing well enough!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the salt in the wound

The “make the phones ring” commercial.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

F that S

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safelight repair, Safelight replace!

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for TV

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GIANTS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

that’s a big middle finger

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

sausage finger

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he throw anything other than a changeup?

Why do we keep getting fooled? Just freaking look changeup.

by furikawari on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If they’re going to swing on it, why throw anything else?

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do Kruk and Kuip have that bottle in the booth?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well no matter how much he’s been struggling, Hamels is a Cy Youn-caliber pitcher.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

1 hit is pathetic vs anybody

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this was a forfeit game, but I expected maybe 3 or 4 hits

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You need to better manage your expectations

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ad on TV for Saturday’s San Jose St. at USC game. That will be ugly.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop.

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is hitting

.162/183/207 against LHP. And Bruce fucking Bochy keeps putting him in the goddamn lineup. What fucking ineptitude from the manager.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

any day now

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has veteran intangibles.

by deadmeat27 on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbelievably...

…the dude is getting talked up seriously as a Manager of the… barf

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tracy has that locked up, I would think.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on September, I think, but I’d pick him before Bochy.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any day now

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies fans think Hamels is back in form. Hah! It’s only the Giants.

by out machine on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He shut out the potent Pirates lineup in his previous outing.

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw the replay...

“Ryan Howard with the drawn-in infield…”

That’s Bochy ball for ya!

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And the one run was the result of a broken bat single! Good times.

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This fucking team

is driving me to drink wine out of a cardboard box

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

DEAR LORD NOT WINE COOLERS

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

franzia...

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget to recycle the box.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one time...

I caught my brother beer-bonging box wine… while in the shower!

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why were you watching your brother shower?

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

by himself? I can let this slide if a co-ed was in there with him

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, we lived together and I went to take a piss while he was showering at 11 AM on the weekend. I saw the funnel hanging out of the shower and asked him what the fuck he was doing. He said “oh I’m going to a show and I’m running late but need to get fucked up first.” Then I saw the box of wine…

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 AM??? or PM?

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 AM! He’s not the most mentally stable guy, and was headed to some punk show that started at noon.

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, Howry’s ready

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe we can get Danny Darwin for him (again).

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

rockies just got a bases loaded walk vs mets w/2 outs in bottom of first… 2-1 mets

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude philly fans are retarded…Every fly ball they get excited

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Park

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that make someone retarded?

’Cause if so Kuip is retarded.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch hit for all 3 of the upcoming hitters

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio will do something magical in the ninth to tie it up.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

and then something terrible to lose it in the bottom off the 9th

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside, pitcher’s spot, then Velez next inning! I feel good about that guys!

by deuce deuce on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

If we had another catcher, we could pinch hit for Whitside

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no..Aurillia is putting on batting gloves and grabbing a bat

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I called it. I’m sticking with it

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Aurilia hits next inning, I’m going to lose it

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by GiantBrass on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch hit Fred next inning please

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch hit Nate!

He actually has hit lefties pretty good

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie pinch hitting for whiteside

rearranging deck chairs

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I REPEAT…..Aurillia is putting on batting gloves

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys suck at making the Giants get hits.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS PARK IS TOO BIG

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MOVE IN THE SEATS

LOWER THE FENCES

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by GiantBrass on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard is a good baseball player.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wow i thought that was gone

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip was fooled LMAO

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

From the way he said, I thought it was gonna end up in the upper deck.

by deuce deuce on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew.. thought that was gone

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So did Miller.

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF THAT STAYED IN?

I had a self-loathing comment typed up and everything

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

save it for Aurilia’s at-bat next inning

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep it handy

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by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol philies messing with the humidor

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that I think we can score 1 but we definitely can’t score 2

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just hoping for some kind of accounting error in the Giants favor.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it happened as often as it does in monopoly

I would never trust banks again

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: “This baby issssss…a one hopper to the fence”

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

“This is bad, folks”

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I saw this coming, no way we can keep up on the road.

by Docter419 on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo you!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders is a good pitcher.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd, I guess...

/sigh

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Medders

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS: SCORE A FUCKING RUN. ONE FUCKING RUN. THAT IS ALL I AM ASKING.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Gawd I wish we could get to Lidge

but Hamels has only thrown 32 pitches so I don’t think so.

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Predictions?

Strikeout
Popout
Strikeout

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah. that.

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We MIGHT be able to manage a slow grounder to first.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie will get the slow grounder ‘cause he’s such a gamer. Book it.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jesus, just get one run

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think Bochy will let him pinch hit…

by Hamed on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

werps! lol

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on the disabled list.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Aurilia is in. We’re saved.

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

come on guys... score some runs.. plz

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Please pinch hit someone that can get on base. Basically, Pablo or Fred

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RICH AURILIA IS PINCH HITTING?

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon, its not like the Phils are doing any better

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

4 more hits, 3 more walks, 1 more run = better

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holding the Phillies to one run and still losing is pissing away a golden opportunity

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

POST THE RALLY TOASTER

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If Aurillia really comes up it will be like Bochy’s goal in this game was to antagonize MCC

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DNW

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mission Accomplished!

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

bet one of our bench fatties are comin' up

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

penny?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care if Bengie can’t catch, we need to PH for whiteside here.

Let Garko catch if we tie it or take the lead

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL “Tie” and “lead”. Quit making stuff up

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

22000 firm while staying totally flexible

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

alright guys... whose steppin into a pitch?

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds good. bring it

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia, Pablo, Molina?

by out machine on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

Just got home in time for the epic fail comeback

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it seriously going to be Richie? Really?

Really?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see.

 
Please tell me that Rich Aurillia is not going in.

by atxgiantsfan on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

How bout guessing change up

better yet – how bout an opposite field appraoch?

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN HIT LEFTIES DAMNIT BORK!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, time to break out the really strong language

This game is egregious.

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

If Hamels is still in, I’d PH Bengie. If Lidge comes in, I’d PH Lewis

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG rich aurilia.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

AURILLA!?!?

a;kbhdja;kbhdkljwsgbfja;sklgbdfja;kgdnf;lskfghnmaskdlgnmiuj34-8jskldnfj;kadnfg;klnasdj;kfnskdlvna;slmgfa,;sme nrj;kfawnej;krn;wkgn;kdmfgnb;skmc nbsdfhgbsghdf

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurillia

unreal – he’s like a drug

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ORLYA PH?

Go to hell, Bochy.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is run by fucking idiots

Rich Aurillia? Really? Stop doing him favors!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

and he has the luck of the lifetime

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is dumb

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe he'll get HBP

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WOW

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

IT FUCKING WORKED?!

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie’s going to hit a bomb.

by KCE on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW a hit

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LEGEND.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie is going to start for the rest of the road trip.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Give that man a four-year contract extension!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t give them any ideas.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Aurillia

isn’t that what I said???

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE! you probably shouldn’t have been hitting there but GJ anyway RICHIE

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That was so fucking lucky

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

RESULTS!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OLD MAN

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT HATAS!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you have against the Hata family?

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit richie

Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts

by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY IS A GENIUS!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYTIME. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Bochy makes us looks like Morons

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

its starting to get annoying

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. We do this every time, and most of the time, we’re right.

by speckops on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I remember these times

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confirmation bias.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RICHIE I STILL HATE 2009 VERSION OF YOU

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGWTF RITCHIE

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie and Bochey PWNS YOU DOUBTERS

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SITTING ON THE CHANGEUP? WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t call that sitting. I’d call that, ohfuckIthoughtthatwasafastballholyshitIgotit.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going off Jon Miller’s commentary.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie showed all of you.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

reaching luck.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He knows how to hit, gaiz!

by speckops on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

my foot tastes like chicken....

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Stew!

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Burger King is a fine restaurant

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sure is.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know that you can get a free refill on any soda you want?

by furikawari on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE THEM PAY PANDA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S GO PANDA!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Im pretty sure RIch had his eyes closed there

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Panda

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

manuel is stunned at veteran grittiness

by atxgiantsfan on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve decided that Panda should hit a home run.

right here.

now.

do it!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon, two run jack and that’s all I want…

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Richie is never going to leave, is he? He’s going to be starting every day, no?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If he starts at Shortstop...

It’s not like he could be much WORSE than Edgar, clutch grand slams excepted.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a home run

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2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lol at people being mad Aurilia got a hit.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If he delivers, what's wrong?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re mad he got a hit, you arent a fan. Thats just dumb

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re mad he was up to bat in the first place, you are a fan. That’s intelligent.

by speckops on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

adjust, Pablo, adjust.

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

just think right center

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

thinking HR

is the problem. You have to think right center

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough of that

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

oh ffs douchenozzel just throw to panda

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST midded it

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Just get a single

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that was hittable

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew Richie would save us!

by orange and black on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If torres steals, it’ll take the bat out of Panda’s hands

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That was retarded

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the game is on KNBR online right now…

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

i should just turn this off now

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh for fuck’s sake. Shoot me now.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So, that happened.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT

pinch run and get picked off

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

fhasdfgadfghsadfghadfgadhadfgadfgadsfgadsfgadfgadfgadfg

by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the stupidest team in the history of the game

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Still not as stupid as the Royals

Slightly worse offense

but not as stupid

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres will never play again.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my lord

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES THINKS HE’S VELEZ

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It was dumb to steal in the first place

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

By my calculations it’s almost ALWAYS dumb to steal…

by bondo on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad call

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Just lose already, dont drag it out

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

When we lose, we lose in the most creative ways imaginable.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Just fire every hitter on this team

This is incompetence of fucking epic levels.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was beyond retarded

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamit Torres

Now the HR will only tie it

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly is full of fucking retards. Seriously, nuke that fucking worthless place.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike that: Torres should never play again.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fucking fiasco

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT A WALK

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

First and second with no outs

OH FUCKING WAIT

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch run

who gets thrown out this time

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If at first you don’t succeed….

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU TORRES!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA WALK WITH ME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BEANE WUZ RITE

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

fred lew!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Good AB, Panda

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome…couldve had runners on 1st and 2nd with no one out

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

But you have to try and avoid the double pl-

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

stealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealstealvvv

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So 5 bench players used in 3 at bats

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Just weird. Calm down

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quintuple swtiches ftw!

by speckops on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you calm down

that wasn’t my tone

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s September. You can burn players now.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not catchers and infielders if you’re the Giants.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bochy uses Lewis to pinch run

meaning our best hitter on the bench can’t hit if somehow this run scores
ffff

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Still have Nate

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even sure Fred Lewis is the best hitter in the Lewis household.

by loonyfringe on Sep 2, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else feel that Molina pinch running and FLew battign is the better move?

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Fred to get picked off too!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't get picked off and expect a safe call at the next base.

Oh Torres Torres Torres

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by GiantBrass on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT ON THE LOW CHANGE UP

by Unitard on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo isn’t playing this series by the way he is hobbling.

by deadmeat27 on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction: GIDP

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday is confused.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

nate

is best bench hitter by a mile

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOW BALL HITTER

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo not moving very well out there.

by out machine on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THIS TEAM

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE COMES THE CLUTCH K!

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhh!!!!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATTO WUZ RITE

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

just K already, bengie

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

If we get to the bottom of this inning...

…we’re gonna have some interesting defense out there.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s seen it. everything is ok

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

PREDICTION: ANOTEHR CHANGEUP

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies announcers are laughing..Saying theres no point in throwing Bengie strikes

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I WIN

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK BENGIE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupidest team ever

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

awful

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT HE SAW IT. THAT MEANS HE SHOULD HIT IT RITE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ur right, he did in fact see the ball thrown.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon METS!!!!!

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

why

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Freds gotta try and steal

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

man, i saw that swing a mile away

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Please do it again Edgar

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies lead 3-2 now

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

god damn its not even a change up any more same god damnspeed

by Unitard on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU KNOW? HOW DO YOU GET BY THE SAME PITCH TWICE IN A ROW?

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, wonderful fucking AB Bengie

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

No

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need weekend Rent

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON EDGAR. EARN YOUR FUCKING MONEY.

by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The obvious solution? Freddy steals home from first base.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll be happy if we get one win here.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

L O S E R S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fffffffffffff

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by GiantBrass on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

whee.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupidest. Team. Ever.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Great display of baseball there.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PLAYOFFS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Good luck brad

hope you don’t need run support

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by ringleader3 on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, is Donny Donawitz available? That dude swings a bat a hell of a lot better than these jerks.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

rockies are leading now

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAYOFFS?!

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats generous

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t insult the Grizzlies like that.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Grizzlies wouldve scored a run..I guaran-fucking-tee it

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the Grizzlies have hitters.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst game ever, making that garbage pitcher look amazing….pathetic offense…pathetic management

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
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by LostHawkGSW on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Cole Hamels isn’t having a great year, but calling him a “garbage pitcher” is fucking ridiculous.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s just being irrational

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RELEVANT!

Because everyone was calling Garko “garbage” earlier.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one hilarious comment.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t call Cole Hamels a garbage pitcher.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cole Hamels is not garbage.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus this is nowhere near the worst loss of the year.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

most painfully boring to watch

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he used one pitch all game, that’s garbage.

if our p layers weren’t more garbage at offense….we should easily be able to pick it up

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not garbage

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they’re going to swing at it, why not keep using it?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to watch more baseball.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m just pointing out how pathetic our offense was

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you’re making ridiculous claims.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m just pissed at our team. our management. our offense. our runners. etc etc.

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Sep 1, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s right; “pathetic” really is being far too kind.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, you know how people here like to go to opposing teams’ blogs and find stupid comments so we can make fun of them?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pathetic…. Fuck you Bochy ,Molina, and the rest of the hackers

by DFAAurillia on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY AND THIS TEAM IS FUCK!

"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."

by SigChiJas on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This was the worst way to spend that 2 and a half hours

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And now a commercial about toenail fungus.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like the Giants

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was shitty. Good thing the Rockies are still losing, oh wait, they’re not.

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit the Mets fucking suck.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sad thing is

that IF we would make the playoffs this is essentially what every game would be like.

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Now the Mets are self destructing. Great.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

we just need to go 3-3…….. 1-2 here in Philly and 2-1 against the Brewers

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh FFS, haven't we learned not to overreact after each loss?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really kinda hilarious. Let them do it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also hilarious: cheno’s smugness.

You see, it works in both directions!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double dong?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

NYM 2 @ COL 4 B2 – Todd Helton RBI single

by justhangin on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Bochy

Let me explain something: Winn should NEVER have another at bat agzinst a lefthander. Do you fuckig hear me. NEVER. He can’t hit righthanded anymore. And 125 at bat is not a small sample soze.

Hey bochy – Velez can’t hit right handed either.

Her Bochy – your best hitter outfield hitter versus left handers is Nat. S. Yeah Bochy I know he hits fucking left handed. But who fucking cares.

Hey Bochy – everyone except you knows this you dumb fuck.

by lexluth7 on Sep 1, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Mets blow

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna go do something fun

Like pluck my nosehairs or move furniture

Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Im going to play in traffic

Or watch my hair grow

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or cleaning the catbox with my tongue.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

#5 is pissed

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This Mets-Rockies game is a fucking comedy of errors

by snafu on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing we can rely on the Mets

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since when could you count on the Mets?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we had been shut down by some nobody instead of Cole Hamels. Now Bochy is going to think it was the opponent and not his shitty lineup.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sucky offense sucks.

More news at 11.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, there’s another game tomorrow. Funny how that works.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Sep 1, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Another game? Just like this one? Uh, thanks.

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by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the gameday thread!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post Game Thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/1/1011500/post-game-thread-giants-blow-it

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Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Sep 1, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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