GameThread III

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Just got in…
Five innings and 1 hit?? Can’t say I’m terribly surprised, but, this is pretty awful even by Giants standards.
72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
SHIFT-A
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pinch hit for sanchez this inning?
he’s going great, but thrown a lot of pitches…
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
90 something
One more inning probably.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends if Whiteside gets on or not. So yes.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Cmon team
Score 1 run! Pretend its mardi fucking gras!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
trust bochy to do the wrong thing, whatever it is
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
the refreshing (frustrating) thing about the giants........
Other than Pablo, batters 1-8 are pretty much interchangable – and it doesn’t really matter who starts and who sits.
So Ruiz’s leg sticking out is kind of annoying.
72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
That pitch has the Giants baffled
as does every other pitch by every other pitcher
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PS, Sanchez goes another inning, no
You don’t pull your starter after 5 on the first day of a trip, right?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PUT THE SHAWN DOWN!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen makes the giants look like monkeys swinging sticks
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
Aw crap J.A. Happ is tomorrow. We’re doomed.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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but
timmy day
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
FROWNY FACE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Whiteside is not good, is he?
I love the guy, but offense isn’t his game, no?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
lol I come back from recitation and we’re getting one hit. I’m glad to see that you guys were as bored as I was!
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Was that the longest Giant PA of the game?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I wish Bochy would end the Velez experiment.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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jesus guys it's a good pitch but it's not like he's throwing the stop ball.
at least foul it off
Also, DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN SIT VELEZ NOW?!
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
15 in a row down, in case you were wondering.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Christ Velez!
Sit already. I’d rather see Freddie now that Velez’ hot streak is over.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I wish this wasnt a minor league offense
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
minor league?
There are AAA lineups today that are better.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yesterday's Fresno lineup.
Downs, M 2B
Frandsen SS
Posey, B C
Guzman, Je 1B
Bowker LF
Borchard DH
Copeland RF
Wald 3B
Timpner CF
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
CAN WE PLEASE STOP FUCKING PLAYING FUCKING EUGENIO VELEZ EVERY FUCKING DAY PLEASE? I MEAN, FUCK.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
OH WHAT FUN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BORK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I volunteer Velez.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
What would you be doing right now, if not watching the Giants?
I’d probably be feeding my Persona 3 addiction, or making some food.
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
I’m working right now.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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STFD RECTUMFACE
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
SUCK IT VICTORINO
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Wright is back in the lineup
Which is good news.
Sanchez looks so much more confident nowadays
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
I love Baggs but would it be so much for him (or Shulman) to ask Bochy..Given the offense’s performance tonight Bruce, would any of the new call ups been a better option?
MORE AURILIA PLZ.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
if he was in the lineup we’d be getting no-hit right now.
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
I'm not sure that's right
I’ve gotten most games on KNBR, but not this one.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
If you’ve been able to stream the games online from KNBR, they’re either breaking the rules or screwing up. they’re not allowed to do that and haven’t been for years.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
You can get games on KNBR the radio station, but not the website.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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human rights laws
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
You have to buy Gameday Audio
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Does it actually work? I paid for mlb.tv like two years ago and it was so awful I demanded my money back.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
huh? I’ve been listening through knbr all year long
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
radio. I just read the statement on their site. FUCK
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s been like that for about a decade.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
no it hasn’t. I’ve been listening through the knbr site all year long.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea how you were able to do that.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I don’t know…I’ve honestly listened to 95% of the games through their site, but now it has this message:
“Why can’t I ‘Listen Now’ to the Giants broadcasts?”
Due to an agreement with Major League Baseball, KNBR 680 has been prohibited from streaming the San Francisco Giants broadcasts. You’ll have to go to MLB.com to subscribe to their Gameday audio service. In the abscence of the game, we’ll stream interviews Bruce McGowan has done over the years with giants players.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
When do you start listening? The KNBR system is rather antiquated so if you start listening before the exclusivity window, it probably won’t cut off your connection.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I always just went here:
http://www.knbr.com/pages/inner/listennow?iframe=1
and clicked on the “listen now 680”
Pretty random, sometimes before the game and sometimes in the middle. Started at the beginning of the year.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If it has ever worked for you, you are lucky, cause it’s blacked out
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
guess so…someone either fucked up they got caught. Looks like it’s time for mlb audio.
by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I did that too
I’ve always listened to KNBR games online, but I just got MLB.tv so whatever.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
That’s pretty much identical to the same message they’ve had for years. KNBR.com used to stream the games in the 90s and the first year or two of the 00s, but MLB took it away and forced people to pay.
Looks like a knbr.com fuckup.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Okay, I must have been imagining it for all those years I had to pay for gameday audio when I lived outside the Bay Area.
Seriously, if the stream has been working this year, it’s either a fuck up or they’re violating their contract with MLB.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
So MLB can make me get MLB.tv
They succeeded in this endeavor.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Yay walks.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Utley is going to wake up with CHEATING THE GAME branded on his forehead in the morning.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
That was a shitty call
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Meh, it doesn’t matter now.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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GRUMBLE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
KKKKKKKKonathan








"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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S T F D
I GUESS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
This is not going to turn out well.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
i agree
with walking werth
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
IBB? does that mean he's getting taken out after this =X
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
That IBB will totally fuck with his release point now.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
Does this ever work?
I would love Durty to have a chance for the win too but why didn’t we just bring Medders in to face Werth?
phew
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BO-RINg
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
does anyone have that old fleas pic that used to get put up?
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
Nice job, Sanchez.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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SPORTS FLASH
Brad Penny has signed with the Giants!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
JEROME WILLIAMS IS ON THE A'S?!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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BRETT FAVRE RETURNS TO THE PACKERS JETS VIKINGS
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
42,001!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Stands up and applauds Sanchez…nice game, Durt
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Stupid Ralph Barbieri comment
Yesterday, there was a discussion on the Giants Wall of Fame and he didn’t even know there were any rules on who gets put on the Wall.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Considering the rules allow Johnnie LeMaster but not Ellis Burks, it might be better if they didn’t have rules.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
HERE I AM NOW, GIANTS, ENTERTAIN ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
do you find futility entertaining?
if so, you’re in for a treat!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I LIKE TREATS! YUM!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Mets 1 Rocks O
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Great performance by Sanchez
Now, onto the “offense”.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Can’t complain about Sanchez. He did his job.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Ooof, maybe the wrong choice of words…
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
No, those are the words I meant use.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
16! 16 consecutive Giants!
Ah ha ha!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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HACK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol Giants
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Fucking Christ Rowand
Do something useful for once you shit!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I thought Hamels was the type of guy the Giants are supposed to hit off of.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
a struggling pitcher?
lol!
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
I really really hate watching Rowand hit
Why the fuck doesn’t he get shit? Freddie Lewis is a better player.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i love the mets right now
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
SCORE RUNS, GIANTS.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
It only takes one swing to tie the game (right now.)
by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Not the way the Giants swing.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Anagram of "secure, rocky, sensuous form"
SCORE SOME RUNS, YOU FUCKERS
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
MOONSHINE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
that was ball 4
72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Fuck this team.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
3-0 to 3-3
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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BORK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
3-0 to strike out
LOL
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
LOL GIANTS!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
ball fucking 4 and 5 dip shit!
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
Great trading Sabean!
Seriously, what is the last trade he won? The Matt Morris deal?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK MY LIFE
I’m going to go do dishes. I will literally take clean dishes and get them dirty so I can wash them. That sounds far more fun than watching this travesty.
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
That’s not going to happen.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
lol you still hate Uribe?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I JUST KNOW OK
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
KINGOFTHACOVE WAS WRONG!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
he should
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
when was the last time a major league team fielded a line up anywhere near as terrible as this one?
by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
us. last game.
72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
we had pablo then
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Us
Sometime this year or last year.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
This team doesnt deserve to make the playoffs
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Seriously, this on national TV?
I’d be humiliated to call myself a fan.
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Correction
This lineup doesn’t deserve it. The pitching does.
Anyone else amazed by Golden Earring?
Dutch band had two HUGE hits and they were separated by nine years
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Oh wait! I get it!~
You mean just like the Giants, right?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
ha ha, no
I was thinking about how weird their career is
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Hamels has been better because the Giants suck, Flem.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Hamels has been better because the Giants suck phlegm
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
hahaha the ups and downs of this team. Guys. Can we call calm down here? This is nothing new.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Welcome to a gameday thread.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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For some reason I am shocked that we only have 6 outs left to score 1 run. Those odds don’t really seem good.
27 outs to score 1 run, I like those odds.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
Phillies announcers have mentioned a couple times how bad Renteria’s arm looks. I really hope he is not our starter next year.
Hopeing against the inevitable is good for the spirit.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Sunk cost!
They will sign an expensive over the hill corner outfielder…… I would so much rather see Bowker/Nate and trade for a stud SS
Question
Is it weird to go to a ballgame by yourself?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
I do this when I have to travel on business.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I’ve done it about eleventy-million times.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I will when I get done with school
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
I used to go to Candlestick by myself a lot in high school. None of my friends were baseball fans.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Huh
Most of my friends go for the experience, no one follows the team like me
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Wow
Y’all remind me of my wife, who had never gone to a movie by herself until her mid-20s. I always thought that made her weird, but maybe I’m the weird one!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
As bad a year as Jimmy Rollins is having, he still has more homers than any Giant except for Sandoval, I think. (I know, ballpark, etc.)
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
and more stolen bases and more runs
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HYMNS!
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RoLOLns
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Get someone on base
Thats your goal for the rest of the game
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Stop hanging around and score some fucking runs douchebags.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
WE’RE HANGING AROUND THIS THING
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from major league
the final box score for the giants: 1 hit… that’s all we got? One GODDAMMED HIT!?
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
We should just field a lineup of pitchers. Oh wait…
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, still losing
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, do we pray here or what?
There’s no way Lidge is coming into this game, so the Giants are screwed. Why the hell won’t Bochy sit Winn and Rowand? Veterans are not good just because they are veterans!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
im not paying much attention, are we up now? can we post some rally goofyness?
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did Ibn Battuta ever work? I just like saying that name
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
Randy Winn will get it going any day now.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez does not deserve to lose this game.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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But he will
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
but the Giants offense doesn't deserve to win it
Ergo, it won’t.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The Giants have not had a baserunner since the 2nd inning.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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JUAN URIBE
AS I SUSPECTED
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
SWING HARDER
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I was following on my phone, and it said Uribe lined out with Garko on second. Was it bad luck?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Stop fucking swinging for the goddamn fences Uribe!
Just get on base for once. Christ.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I only learned a couple days ago that Bruce Springsteen wrote “Blinded By The Light”
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
You should hear his explanation on why Manford Mann’s version was a hit and his wasn’t.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Down 1, 1 hit in the game
I KNOW I’LL HACK
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
STOP SWINGING AT EVERYTHING ASSWIPES!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Y IZ BATS SO BAD???
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
You want to stop swinging at those pitches?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
rally nerdimal

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WTF! Swing at the crap and take the close pitch
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
That was an intersting 0-2 pitch to take...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Calm down, Phillies fans
He’ll strike out anyway.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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He proved me wrong!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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He’ll [insert] out anyway
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ahh, a bit of the ol’ insert and out?
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At least the shitty games have been fast. Nothing like dragging out a loss. Scoring no runs in Philly is really fucking pathetic though.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Again, Randy Winn
wow. What a great fucking choice Bochy.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Holy shit
I seriously had no idea how late in the game it was – EIGHTH INNING!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I've been following the Giants too long
I was picking lemons and one of them slid out of the bag and fell onto the dirt. I swung at it.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
I bet we see Richie in the 9th
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
21!
21 in a row!!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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A HA HA
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I’ve been wondering, for quite some time, why the Ginats Brass seems to believe so strongly in Lolinger
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
No one. LOLinger is Rohlinger
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they? He didn’t play much after his call-up last year as I recall and then he spent almost the entire season in Fresno.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I don't care
I want Bochy, Carney, and Dunston fired just for this continual bullshit. Its the same goddamn hack at everything.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Implausibly easy? You give this team too much credit, Jon Miller.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
according to the secret
if we visualize a win, and feel like we’re winning, then we will…
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
You're not visualizing well enough!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
And the salt in the wound
The “make the phones ring” commercial.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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HEY GIANTS

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Does he throw anything other than a changeup?
Why do we keep getting fooled? Just freaking look changeup.
If they’re going to swing on it, why throw anything else?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Well no matter how much he’s been struggling, Hamels is a Cy Youn-caliber pitcher.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I know this was a forfeit game, but I expected maybe 3 or 4 hits
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Randy Winn is hitting
.162/183/207 against LHP. And Bruce fucking Bochy keeps putting him in the goddamn lineup. What fucking ineptitude from the manager.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Unbelievably...
…the dude is getting talked up seriously as a Manager of the… barf
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Tracy has that locked up, I would think.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
dont worry guys, hamels has 104 pitches thrown.
he’ll be pulled!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Any day now
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He shut out the potent Pirates lineup in his previous outing.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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And the one run was the result of a broken bat single! Good times.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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This fucking team
is driving me to drink wine out of a cardboard box
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
DEAR LORD NOT WINE COOLERS
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
franzia...
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
Why were you watching your brother shower?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by himself? I can let this slide if a co-ed was in there with him
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Nah, we lived together and I went to take a piss while he was showering at 11 AM on the weekend. I saw the funnel hanging out of the shower and asked him what the fuck he was doing. He said “oh I’m going to a show and I’m running late but need to get fucked up first.” Then I saw the box of wine…
11 AM??? or PM?
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Oh good, Howry’s ready
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
I called it. I’m sticking with it
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Pinch hit Fred next inning please
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
bengie pinch hitting for whiteside
rearranging deck chairs
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
You guys suck at making the Giants get hits.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
…
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
THIS PARK IS TOO BIG
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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MOVE IN THE SEATS
LOWER THE FENCES
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Ha
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Kuip was fooled LMAO
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
phew.. thought that was gone
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
So did Miller.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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WTF THAT STAYED IN?
I had a self-loathing comment typed up and everything
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
keep it handy
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
lol philies messing with the humidor
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Not that I think we can score 1 but we definitely can’t score 2
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
I’m just hoping for some kind of accounting error in the Giants favor.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
if it happened as often as it does in monopoly
I would never trust banks again
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Kuip: “This baby issssss…a one hopper to the fence”
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
lol
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S T F D
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GIANTS: SCORE A FUCKING RUN. ONE FUCKING RUN. THAT IS ALL I AM ASKING.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
Gawd I wish we could get to Lidge
but Hamels has only thrown 32 pitches so I don’t think so.
Predictions?
Strikeout
Popout
Strikeout
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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yeah. that.
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oh jesus, just get one run
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
werps! lol
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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come on guys... score some runs.. plz
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Please pinch hit someone that can get on base. Basically, Pablo or Fred
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RICH AURILIA IS PINCH HITTING?
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
POST THE RALLY TOASTER
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
DNW
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
bet one of our bench fatties are comin' up
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I don’t care if Bengie can’t catch, we need to PH for whiteside here.
Let Garko catch if we tie it or take the lead
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
22000 firm while staying totally flexible
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alright guys... whose steppin into a pitch?
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
sounds good. bring it
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
BORK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Awesome
Just got home in time for the epic fail comeback
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
Is it seriously going to be Richie? Really?
Really?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
How bout guessing change up
better yet – how bout an opposite field appraoch?
LEFTIES CAN HIT LEFTIES DAMNIT BORK!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, time to break out the really strong language
This game is egregious.
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
OMFG rich aurilia.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
AURILLA!?!?
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"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
ORLYA PH?
Go to hell, Bochy.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
This team is run by fucking idiots
Rich Aurillia? Really? Stop doing him favors!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
and he has the luck of the lifetime
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
maybe he'll get HBP
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL WOW
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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WOW a hit
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Richie is going to start for the rest of the road trip.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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LOL
Give that man a four-year contract extension!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
lol
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
RICHIE! you probably shouldn’t have been hitting there but GJ anyway RICHIE
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
RESULTS!
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LOL OLD MAN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What do you have against the Hata family?
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit richie
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
BOCHY IS A GENIUS!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
EVERYTIME. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Bochy makes us looks like Morons
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
FUCK YOU RICHIE I STILL HATE 2009 VERSION OF YOU
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Richie and Bochey PWNS YOU DOUBTERS
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
SITTING ON THE CHANGEUP? WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I wouldn’t call that sitting. I’d call that, ohfuckIthoughtthatwasafastballholyshitIgotit.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I’m just going off Jon Miller’s commentary.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
reaching luck.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
my foot tastes like chicken....
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
Burger King is a fine restaurant
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
LET’S GO PANDA!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve decided that Panda should hit a home run.
right here.
now.
do it!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
c’mon, two run jack and that’s all I want…
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Shit
Richie is never going to leave, is he? He’s going to be starting every day, no?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
If he starts at Shortstop...
It’s not like he could be much WORSE than Edgar, clutch grand slams excepted.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol at people being mad Aurilia got a hit.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
thinking HR
is the problem. You have to think right center
oh ffs douchenozzel just throw to panda
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
If torres steals, it’ll take the bat out of Panda’s hands
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
…
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
fhasdfgadfghsadfghadfgadhadfgadfgadsfgadsfgadfgadfgadfg
by TimLincecumIsGod on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
This is the stupidest team in the history of the game
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Still not as stupid as the Royals
Slightly worse offense
but not as stupid
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
TORRES THINKS HE’S VELEZ
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
It was dumb to steal in the first place
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Good grief.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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When we lose, we lose in the most creative ways imaginable.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Just fire every hitter on this team
This is incompetence of fucking epic levels.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
goddamit Torres
Now the HR will only tie it
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Philly is full of fucking retards. Seriously, nuke that fucking worthless place.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
HOLY SHIT A WALK
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
First and second with no outs
OH FUCKING WAIT
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
If at first you don’t succeed….
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU TORRES!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Lewis pinch-running instead of pinch hitting?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BEANE WUZ RITE
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
fred lew!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
But you have to try and avoid the double pl-
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
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"El once, chico. Eleven."
So 5 bench players used in 3 at bats
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
And Bochy uses Lewis to pinch run
meaning our best hitter on the bench can’t hit if somehow this run scores
ffff
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Anyone else feel that Molina pinch running and FLew battign is the better move?
by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Time for Fred to get picked off too!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Can't get picked off and expect a safe call at the next base.
Oh Torres Torres Torres
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Prediction: GIDP
72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
LOW BALL HITTER
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOL THIS TEAM
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
HERE COMES THE CLUTCH K!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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NATTO WUZ RITE
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If we get to the bottom of this inning...
…we’re gonna have some interesting defense out there.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
PREDICTION: ANOTEHR CHANGEUP
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
I WIN
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetic
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Stupidest team ever
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
awful
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BUT HE SAW IT. THAT MEANS HE SHOULD HIT IT RITE
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
ur right, he did in fact see the ball thrown.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
man, i saw that swing a mile away
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Please do it again Edgar
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies lead 3-2 now
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Wow, wonderful fucking AB Bengie
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
COME ON EDGAR. EARN YOUR FUCKING MONEY.
by J. Frank Parnell on Sep 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
I'll be happy if we get one win here.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
L O S E R S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
fffffffffffff
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
fuck
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Stupidest. Team. Ever.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Great display of baseball there.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Good luck brad
hope you don’t need run support
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
this is the god damn worst team to ever lead the wild card
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
rockies are leading now
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
PLAYOFFS?!
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Don’t insult the Grizzlies like that.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, the Grizzlies have hitters.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Worst game ever, making that garbage pitcher look amazing….pathetic offense…pathetic management
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
Cole Hamels isn’t having a great year, but calling him a “garbage pitcher” is fucking ridiculous.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Cole Hamels is not garbage.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Plus this is nowhere near the worst loss of the year.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
he used one pitch all game, that’s garbage.
if our p layers weren’t more garbage at offense….we should easily be able to pick it up
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
If they’re going to swing at it, why not keep using it?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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You need to watch more baseball.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
i’m just pointing out how pathetic our offense was
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
No, you’re making ridiculous claims.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BOCHY AND THIS TEAM IS FUCK!
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
And now a commercial about toenail fungus.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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That was shitty. Good thing the Rockies are still losing, oh wait, they’re not.
72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Goddammit the Mets fucking suck.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
The sad thing is
that IF we would make the playoffs this is essentially what every game would be like.
Now the Mets are self destructing. Great.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Oh FFS, haven't we learned not to overreact after each loss?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
It’s really kinda hilarious. Let them do it.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Also hilarious: cheno’s smugness.
You see, it works in both directions!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Long answer: OMGWTF DSKHJJHKDSFHJKDSFKHS F GIANTS BRASS WHAT R U DOIN THE SEASONS OVER I CANT BELIEVE THIS CRAP RICH AURILIA HAD THE BEST HIT OF THE WHOLE LINEUP I HATE MYSLEF IM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Just got home in time to listen to Rent pop out
Uhhhhhhhh 2 hits in that stadium?
Nobody likes money
Hey Bochy
Let me explain something: Winn should NEVER have another at bat agzinst a lefthander. Do you fuckig hear me. NEVER. He can’t hit righthanded anymore. And 125 at bat is not a small sample soze.
Hey bochy – Velez can’t hit right handed either.
Her Bochy – your best hitter outfield hitter versus left handers is Nat. S. Yeah Bochy I know he hits fucking left handed. But who fucking cares.
Hey Bochy – everyone except you knows this you dumb fuck.
I'm gonna go do something fun
Like pluck my nosehairs or move furniture
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Im going to play in traffic
Or watch my hair grow
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
#5 is pissed

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Good thing we can rely on the Mets
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Sucky offense sucks.
More news at 11.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Hey guys, there’s another game tomorrow. Funny how that works.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Welcome to the gameday thread!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Post Game Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/1/1011500/post-game-thread-giants-blow-it
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
. Helton singled to shallow center, S. Smith to third, T. Helton to second advancing on throw, S. Smith scored, T. Helton to third on A. Pagan's fielding error
Are you kidding me?

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