GameThread II
by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT
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PrintHey guys, don't know if this has been posted but: Told he’ll probably pitch twice against the Dodgers, Penny broke into a big smile. "Yeah, I’ll look forward to that." Asked if he’ll relish pitching in front of 42,000 Dodger-hating fans, Penny interrupted. "42,001," he said.
Meh.
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BREAKING
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
SURRENDER!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GUYS: GIANTS SIGN BRAD PENNY, IT'S OFFICIAL
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
ONE SLICE OF RUNS PLEASE
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
WE’RE IN THIS1
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42,002. The lemonade guy once had an entire tray of cold ones knocked over by Eric Karros
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
LIKE NA-NA MADE!
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Dear Giants,
Please do something GOOD before I have to leave for class in 15 minutes.
Maybe score a run or two?
’K?
thanx,
bye
just leave now
that way they will score sooner
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside
Sanchez
Velez
not lookin too good
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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Apologize for not checking all 900 comments before I reposted the quote.
BTW, did you hear that the Giants called up Bowker?
DID YOU KNOW FRANDSEN DIDN’T??
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 1, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Those other sportwriters don’t know how to act?
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Its your duty as a McCoven
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys, I’m hearing rumors of a big trade with the Padres. It’s not clear who we’re giving up, but Kevin Mitchell, Dave Dravecky, and Craig Lefferts are definitely coming to Candlestick!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
his crotch
you?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
my computer screen, I’m too tired to spend 10 minutes trying to figure out how to turn on the tv when I have to leave soon anyway!
how complicated can a TV be?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The main remote only works 25% of the time, then you have to figure out what the tv is looking at: vcr? dvd? ps3? and then find one (or all) of the other 3 remotes to turn on/off whatever machine isn’t in the correct position.
After 2 or 3 failed attempts with the main direcTV remote I usually just give up. Days like today, I don’t even try.
get one of those universal remotes
like Adam Sandler
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone with a link to the game on the internet?
pretty plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 1, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
dude im a desperate giants fan
gimmie a break
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Sep 1, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
"I KNEW IT!!"
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 1, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe someone teach Johnathan how to swing a bat
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Carney Lansford!
he will teach to swing for sure
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
looking for a weakness
is the philly bullpen good? hamels is throwing a lot of pitches.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
It doesn’t seem like he is
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Two words: Tyler Walker
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
so is half of ours
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
LOLVELEZ
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
yep.
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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Another stellar inning.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Neither can Velez or Randy Winn
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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/throws Josh L a rope
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
means he fails 59% of the time
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
banging Bochys daughter
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Decent video clip (except for the Yoko bits):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZf9ncOQ2xM
"El once, chico. Eleven."
SCORE
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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yep. Mostly fail with intermittent offense. But they sometimes bring it against good pitchers and CBP is a bandbox.
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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe earn their millions of dollars to do the job they’re getting paid for.
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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes!!!!!
Jack Taschner!!!
he was just in the minors
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lol penny hanging out with pablo and bengie
Need a fat boys photoshop asap
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
CRUSHIN
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gark swoop?
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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 1, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Rent thinks rainbows are pretty, so he decided to throw one to Garko
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Lol 8+ Era
and hes still 7-8
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oh wait
that was just one month
never mind
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKKonathan
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El Guapo!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
I've got some balls they can shag
RIMSHOT!
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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 1, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Dirty 1.1 much better than the previous version. Less walks, more strikeouts, more innings pitched, and much more reliable.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
MOAR FOWL BALLZ PLZ
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
QUACK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GOOD!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice inning.
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Woh woh so the phillies announcers just mentioned Cole Hamels wife Heidi so I googled her..He’s married to that Heidi chick from Survivior: The Amazon..Skinny blonde, got naked on the show, and for Playboy
thats what happens when you win the WS
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
after doing some research
I have concluded that Brett Tomko does NOT deserve Julia Schultz.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
31 strikes, 17 balls
not bad
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
is that a cup check for the mccoven?
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
game snacks!
Snyders honey mustard pretzel bites: my one mortal weakness
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
I was eating two grab bag size of doritos a second ago… I hate myself
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Lavender milk tea from the bubble tea place across the street.
They also have cuttlefish balls…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Garko looks like Zito's fatter brother
Anyone agree?
yes
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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
this was discussed
at the time of the trade
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
When he has his batting helmet on he looks like one of the hammer bros from mario
to me anyway
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Sep 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
easy
groundout
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Goofus enters
’ten shun!
At ease
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
You better have brought runs!
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/snorts mustard
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Jt Snow and......
Barry?
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Pierzynski
I answered it in the main thread like a dingdong.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pierzynski?
wtf?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear he hit 3 homers in one game against PHI
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
could be
I dont know
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That was JT.
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yeah I fail
I said Snow and Pierzynski.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
What was the question?
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What’s the question?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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ony 2 players to hit 3 Hrs in a game against Philly
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
is goofus colonel potter?
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
not if your a gritty veteran
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ok bitchez, i’m leaving work…
make the giants score some moar runz before i get holmes.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
I think this only works when Natto leaves work. Well, it worked the other day anyway.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
Natto leaves work?
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Not this week…
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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I’ve been there, I work at an startup, and when i first started I used to work 15 hour days
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How in Gods name was Rowand ever an All-Star?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
He ran into a wall once.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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LOLack of baserunners
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
BAD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I LOVE WEAK OUTS IN HITTERS COUNTS
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
9 up, 9 down.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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What about the Garko double?
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since that
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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Christ, It’s the 4th already?
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IGNORE SUCCESS
that is the giants way
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
My legs are so sore I can barely walk
Time for 3 and a half hours of water polo practice!
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you must be a driver/wing… a set wouldnt complain about a 3 hr practice
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
Goalie actually
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ok... you have a right
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
4 hours a day, except on weekends
plus school
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah... i remember those days
morning, 3hrs after school, then swim practice
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
I hate swimming
we only have mornings 3 days a week thank god
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
that means 3 random mccoven could have come to bat this inning
and only, at worst, achieve the exact same results on 1 less pitch
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
'fuck shane victorino' GIS results
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
OT: there’s a mariachi ensemble class at San Jose State. I really really want to play mariachi music for graduation credit.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
can i then kill you for the same credit?
Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
Why the hate for mariachi music?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone ever studied why it sounds so much like German polka?
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, this is better
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norteño_(music)
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
But they wear big sombreros and shiny clothes.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much the same reason why Mexican breweries produce “Vienna lagers” and beers with names like Bohemia: immigration.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Mariachi music flat out wins.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s gotta be norteno or gui-achi for me
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes the no hitter.
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You need an extra big sombrero.
Maybe the Giants will let you borrow one of theirs.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Once they score, yes.
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Bah.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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WHAT THE HELL WHITESIDE!
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Aw, cmon whiteside
be magical like you were vs the rox
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Fun Fact
MCC is the #1 and #2 Google result for ‘Shane Victorino’s Rectum Face’
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
oh good
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute, these are financially sound facts
Weve been duped!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
#2
POOPIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why can’t our hitters do that?
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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into double plays?
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
we want to be unique
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
Victorino had a little leakage
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
POOPIN
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I also make music, please check it out
OPEN BASE
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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drink?
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Kuip is a great announcer, part 3,456:
“The Phillies think they’ve got the right guy up there to knock in the run and the Giants think they’ve got the right guy up there to get the strikeout”
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
San Jose LHP Craig Clark was named Cal League Pitcher of the Year today. Neal before Zod was named an All-Star and Kieschnick was Rookie of the Year.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
im tired of kruk saying good pitch on balls that do nothing
Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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At least now I don’t mind turning the game off to head off to the kid’s soccer practice.
Try not to suck too much, Giants!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FUCK FUCK FUCK
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
annnnd game
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What else could he do with so many guys hurt?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Um, maybe play Nate. Maybe call up some position players that could suit up and not suck too bad. I dunno. Wacky stuff like that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
You’ll be bringing back some runs. Now if only we could get the Giants to score. . .
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Crap! Philles scored a run. How are we supposed to win now?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Are they allowed to do that?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
So what should we talk about now?
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How about [singer-songwriter]'s new album?
P4k loved it!
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
What are your thoughts on [beer]?
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I also make music, please check it out
oh, yeah, that's a good one. I'm having some [beer] with my [dinner] tonight! so excited
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
I find [beer] to be inferior.
I much prefer [other beer] which I drink while listening to [obscure musical group].
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
What is your favorite song from [famous broadway musical?]
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Have you guys learned nothing?
most of our recent wins have been come-backs.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
I don't know
Tougher play for a lefty….backhand
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Tough play for a fatty
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis would have had that.
I don’t think the infield needed to play in at the speed Howard hits the ball.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
We looked bad through 4 the last time we faced Hamels
Then we torched him for 6 runs in the 5th and 6th
It aint over till Molina sings
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Don’t throw that pitch again
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
this team
is like the girlfriend that keeps cheating you, but you believe everytime she tells you she is going to change
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
Lovely.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Sigh
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Jason Werth
is scary looking.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
dont worry
hes great with kids
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD I GUESS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JUST KIDDING HE'S DIRTY SANCHEZ
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
KKKKKonathan
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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STFD ALLSTAR
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Has there ever been a guy named Jayson who wasn’t an evil man?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
That's what you should have done to Howard, Jonathan
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
LOL
tryin to lick it off
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD, WERTHLESS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
Searched both threadz
did I miss a link to video/audio feed?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
SIT THIS GUY DOWN
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Dirty was about 2 feet away from the glove there
Lucky it wasn’t a WP.
The comment box has a bunch of wasted space.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Yep
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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tables fail? whats up with the little mobile commenting thing as the entire right column
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Before or after you typed in it?
ZING
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
lol
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
a lot of weirdness going on with the comment box lately.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKKKKonathan
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Whew!
Okay kids – behave yourselves. I’m gonna go herd some cats.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sanchez has 70+.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Well. That wasn’t soooo bad.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Why, it’s almost as though Raul Ibanez didn’t magically turn into the world’s best hitter in his mid-30s!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Thats okay
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD, Rowool!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
No Bright Sides Allowed
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Take a look at the list of free agent hitters sometime. It’s good for a chuckle.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
We should just say “fuck it” and move the fences up and back
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
IF WE CAN'T HIT HOME RUNS NO ONE CAN
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
This makes me laugh every time…I guess he was trying to hold onto it
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
lol
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait to catch up with rookie Glen Coffee!
Did you know you can catch up with rookie Glen Coffee?
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Pitch counts looking very unfortunate for our heroes.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
Is there any chance Jim Tracy can take Hamels out and bring in a Rox reliever?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
He couldn’t possibly be that stupid, could he?
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa!
That might have even gone farther than his double!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
i just got back from dinner, how many comeback grand slams have we hit while i was gone?
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Sep 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
1
wait, no. I mean none.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
um 1, 4...uh carry the one.....divided by 2...
none
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Popout?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
SPEED AND DEFENSE!!!!
Wait, no, that was 2008’s plan.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Plan B is to flail away pathetically...
…and lose 1-0.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
all the strikes are mid-zone
but all the ones they’re hitting are low knees.
SWING AT HIGHER PITCHES
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Winn is slow
and cant hit
and cant throw
BUT IS CLASSY AMIRITE?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Winn showing his veteran grittiness again
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
C’mon Rick Rohl
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
True fact
I was in the SF Amoeba store last night and saw a Rick Astley CD in the bargain section. I was $1.99.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
You’re still overpriced.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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That's no bargain
For a Rick Astley CD to qualify as a bargain, they’d have to pay you to take it.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Yawn
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Ah, the Giants
what was that – 7 pitches?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
12
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BORING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Can we trade our crap for major leaguers?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
can we trade our major leaguers for crap
aka Winn
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This is an abortion of a game.
We had 2 fucking days to prepare for one pitch Hamels, and we can’t do it.
This one can be blamed on Carney over Dunston.
This is going to go over well
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Your sig is appropriate here.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
See my shiny metal ass?
Bite it.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
lol u r 5
(Somehow, that meme seems appropriate here.)
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
RLOLHLINGER
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Larry how long have you been watching the Giants
you’d think you’d pick up on it eventually
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
LOLQuestion
About double switches. Dude, Bochy’s the guy to ask about those, not Krukow & Kuiper.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
True or False
Giants Pedro swings at that 0-2 slider in the dirt.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I’ll need to see the cash up front. I’ve been burned too many times here.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
lolol
“When you go to the 40 man roster, you can DOUBLE SWITCH YOUR BRAINS OUT”
Camera: close up of Bochy
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
DIRTY!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKKKKonathan
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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i was just thinking that
but how many times have we done that this season? A friend of mine at work is convinced timmeh and cain wont sign with this team because of it
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
By the time they’re eligible for free agency, our lineup is going to be almost completely turned over.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Throw strikes to the pitcher, Giants pitcher.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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CLOLE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Hamels is faster then a bunch of Giants
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
Given our catching situation, I just checked on Ronny Pauino
He would have the second best OPS+ on our team. :(
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
WOOHOO
NICE PRODUCTIVE OUT DOUCHE
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
Sure, he made a good play
but whats his favorite food?
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
I just got MLB.tv for the month
In market for half the month, out of it for the other half – MLB.tv currently cannot track my zip code. SUCK IT BUD SELIG
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
They go by IP address now.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
How exactly does that work?
I mean, I’m in market right now, so shouldn’t that still track me down?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Usually, it should. I’m no computer expert, though.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's how he Rohls
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
FINISH THE TIES
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
whew
good thing Rollins sucks
Kevin Pucetas... September spot starter? I have no idea at this point.
HEY JIMMY, YEAH YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR LIP. GET OFF THE PHONE AND TAKE CARE OF IT
With malice towards the Dodgers
HE BROKE HIS WORD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/1/1011416/gamethread-iii
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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Okay headed home. Please let me come back and see that the Giants have scored some runs.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
i've been reading the secret
do you think positive energy and thinking will be enough to win this game?
"Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill."
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