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Giants/Phillies Series Preview

note: There's a thread for September callups just below this post. You can enter your guess into the "Whose Daughter Did Kevin Frandsen Diddle?" contest there.

Click this link. Do it. Mouse over, find out where the link sends you, and then go there with glee. Click the link, and let the joy wash over you. Tim Lincecum. Pablo Sandoval. Edgar M.F. Renteria. That was the last time a series was this important.

I guess they’re all important from now on. Every game in this newfangled "September" seems to mean something. My pappy used to tell me stories his grandpappy used to tell him, and there was once a time when the Giants used to play meaningful games in every September. He used to get some penny candy, ride the trolley to the games, pay his nickel, and watch players like "Barry Bonds" and "Jeff Kent" do something they used to call "hitting the freaking ball." It was probably pretty special. I’m looking forward to these "meaningful" "September" games.

Star-divide

The last Phillies/Giants series was a little bit of a test. Sure, the Giants could beat teams like the Padres and the Pirates – except when they can’t – but the Phillies? It was a bellwether series – a harbinger of doom to come if they couldn’t beat a good team at home. But the Giants did quite well, taking three of four from the Phillies. They might have even swept the series, too, if it weren’t for those meddling Indians giving Cliff Lee away.

This series is even more of a bellwethery harbingering, though. It’s a good team on the road. You might remember such fantastic road series like San Diego and Pittsburgh, where the Giants flopped against bad teams. That stunk. This could be even worse of a thumping….

…or the Giants can say "We are so totally in this thing for reals" by taking the series. As a devout member of the Church of Jeff Weaver, and one of the planners for the annual St. Podsednik parade for my church, I firmly believe that any team in the playoffs has a chance to win it all with a well-timed hot streak. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t feel better if the team at least pretended they could win on the road, though.

Pitcher to watch:

Brad Penny is a lump of unpleasantness, but he should be a good fit in San Francisco. In Philadelphia, though? Against Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, and the rest of the NL All-Star team? Those 400-foot fly outs aren’t so cute in Philadelphia. And I’m a-feared of Penny’s debut.

On the Philly side, Pedro Martinez is going against Tim Lincecum. I can’t figure out what that means. The Giants usually shock us all by scratching out a couple of runs against the best pitchers in the world, but then they wither against the rehab projects, the low-K control specialists, and the gimps of the world. Martinez is an unholy combination of all of the above. He’s a fantastic pitcher when he’s right, which is good news for the Giants. But he could still be recovering from his layoff, hurting his velocity and command, which is bad news for the Giants. We’ll have to see how it plays out.

Hitter to watch:

Freddy Sanchez should have a whale of a series. I’m looking forward to it. (WalrusMan's Edit: :-( )

Also, Raul Ibanez is slumping hard. It was easy to defend against the Renteria "worst signing of the offseason" charges by pointing to Ibanez, but then Ibanez went nuts on the National League. Lately, he’s been more in line with preseason expectations, so hopefully he stays that way. Chances of that happening now that I’ve written that: 2%.

Prediction:

If the Giants lose this series, the season is over unless they find a way to win more games than the Rockies for the remainder of the season. Book it.

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Yay for meaningful September baseball!! I hope the Giants can get over this not playing well on the road business.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Based on tonight’s lineup, all indications point to No.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your photo caption

needs more Rowand swinging at a pitch in the dirt.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That photo is from 1998, right?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AGELESS LEFTY

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moyer is 311

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sept roster expansion

Aurilia and Torres are back from the DL.

Bowker, Guzman, and Waldis Joaquin called up from Fresno. No Frandsen, at least not yet.

by Orwell D. Catt on Sep 1, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dang

I wanted to be first to post this

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Dang”??? You’re one of them!

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By ‘dang’ he meant ‘fuck’.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else notice that the worse the beer is

the more they emphasize its “COLDNESS” in their ads?

by Jakespaar on Sep 1, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cold is cooler than cool

by microwave donut on Sep 1, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drinkablity! And it tells you when it’s cold in case you didn’t feel like just touching the bottle/can!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Sep 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing that

“It’s colder, cuz that way you can’t really taste it!” didn’t pass their focus group…

by Jakespaar on Sep 1, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here in Chile

they have a beer called Escudo, which is about as cheap as it comes. Their slogan is “Es Mas Cerveza,” which just literally means “It’s More Beer.” Not better, not fresher, not even colder, just… more.

by Tycho on Sep 1, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Chilean member!

We have users from, at least:

Israel
Chile
Japan

Where else?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Singapore

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Korea!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Martinez!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes Visalia feels like another country (or like this country 50 years ago)…

by Jakespaar on Sep 1, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should change my name to Giants Fan in Korea.

by Ltisme on Sep 1, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Giants fan in Singapore isn’t in Singapore anymore.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He isn’t, but at one point he was.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was in Italy once

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have users from Japan???

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Living in Japan, at least.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s probably not any worse than Coors.

What are you doing in Chile?

by Jakespaar on Sep 1, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha I’m definitely not Chilean, I’m a Bay Area kid. I go to UC Santa Cruz and happened to decide to study abroad the one year the Giants are contenders, so I’ve been on McCovey Chronicles every day to get my baseball fix.

by Tycho on Sep 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

I figured you weren’t Chilean. Don’t worry; they’ll probably just end up breaking all of our hearts anyway :-(.

by Jakespaar on Sep 1, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn Allende family

Oh, wait, you meant the Giants

Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving

by PaulThomas on Sep 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I had any pride in my alma matter, this is where I’d say “Go Banana Slugs!” or something.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

My sister is going to Cal and is going to study abroad in Chile next semester. We might go visit her. You like it?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aye

I’m not too confident about our flyball pitchers/pop up hitters going at in that ballpark.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 1, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take a 3-3 road trip

by Countificus on Sep 1, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here’s to a month of scoreboard watching and not-meaningless games. I don’t not believe!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 1, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t not refuse to disbelieve!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll take two from the Phils.

It’s the stinkin’ Brewers I’m more worried about. And then we get the Pads at home? They own us this year.

I left my swagger in my other pants.

by HughG16 on Sep 1, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No more Hairston.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 1, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am enthused by this…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, the Giants have owned the Padres at AT&T, I believe they are 5-1 against them.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RICH AURILIA'S FAREWELL TOUR!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RICH AURILIA’S FAREWELL UNTIL NEXT YEAR TOUR!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 1, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RICH AURILIA’S FAREWELL UNTIL NEXT YEAR RUN AT A 3 YEAR EXTENSION TOUR!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should have an “UNTIL THERE’S A CURE FOR RICH AURILIA” Day.

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also: preemptive SUCK IT SHANE VICTORINO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU, EAST COAST!!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you could say that again

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU, EAST COAST!!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love this one

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one always kills me.

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Philly, Feliz
Feliz, Philly
Felizdelphia
Philliz
Philadelphia Feliz
Felizdelphia Philliz

Uma, Oprah
Uma, Oprah

by Every6thDay on Sep 1, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Needz moar SlapChop guy.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is always the SlapChop Rap

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 1, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was Grant being a sarcastic funny guy or is Freddy Sanchez actually going to play?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sarcastic?

When is Grant ever sarcastic?

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t even know anymore

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant doesn’t even know anymore. He may fall into his own sarchasm.

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

Velez LF.
 Renteria SS.
Rowand CF.
Garko 1B.
Uribe 2B.
Winn RF.
Rohlinger 3B.
Whiteside C.
Sanchez P.

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You made this up, right?

by Every6thDay on Sep 1, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, Ryan Garko is our cleanup hitter.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Panda…SWITCHER CANT HIT LEFTIES MIRITE

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just hope Hamels doesn’t throw a perfect game

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This lineup seriously might be worse than our opening day lineup last year:

1) Dave Roberts LF
2) Rich Aurilia 1B
3) Randy Winn RF
4) Bengie Molina C
5) Ray Durham 2B
6) Aaron Rowand CF
7) Jose Castillo 3B
8) Brian Bocock SS
9) Barry Zito P

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Bochy has 5 more players to work with after the callup.

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, 6 of those 5 players are first basemen.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and none are Jim Thome

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beating Charlie Manuel at his own game!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Panda after an off-day?

fffffffff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And no Lewis or Schierholtz or Bowker or lkjf;aslkjfa;

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lefties can’t hit lefties

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neither can Randy Winn.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grit, etc

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he ready for a hot streak, he told me last night

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said “hot steak” He was hungry.

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lefties can’t hit pitchers with left thumb

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you Sabean DFAs Lewis, trades Bowker/Schierholtz for shit, and signs, like, Frank Catalanotto and Darin Erstad to play RF and LF.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could really have used Matt Murton for this game.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should have traded a Top-10 prospect for him!

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pffft...

We already traded a few so they’re really like top 12 prospects.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brad Penny : WTF did I get myself into

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so we start september 1 game back

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winn against a lefty again? Why? And what’s wrong with Pablo? If he’s out I really can’t believe they didn’t bring up Frandsen. Aurilia is the only option as a backup middle infielder? That’s what they’re going with?

by taliesin on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL GIANTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie is back! No need for Frandsen!

BORK!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rohlinger plays middle infield too. They would never put Richie out there unless it was an emergency

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/starts aurilia

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Over/under on the number of games before Aurilia gets a start? I’m gonna say four. I think he’ll start Saturday.

by taliesin on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over/unders must be set at halves!

YOU set the over/under, then others bet over that or under that. You can’t (or shouldn’t) set it at a whole number, because if Richie starts in 4 games, then there will be too many pushes.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLINEUP

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay

3 players from the opening day starting lineup

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLinup

LF Velez
SS Renteria
CF Rowand
1B Garko
2B Uribe
RF Winn
3B Rohlinger
C Whiteside
P J. Sanchez

We are fucked

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You made this up, right?

by Every6thDay on Sep 1, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a worse 3-4-5 in baseball than that?

by Hoist That Rag on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Phillies, but other than that, NO

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh

shit

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too...much...fail...

Edgar 2nd?
Rowand 3rd?
No Pablo?

Dirty better throw himself another no-hitter. And hit a couple home runs.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we intentionally trying to lose this game?

by nataku on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually on the screen to purchase tickets for the Sept 14-16 series, and I cancelled

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suddenly I’m not feeling very good about this game…where’s Panda?

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Sep 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/sets computer on fire
/sets apartment on fire
/leaves civilization forever

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

otoh

MAYBE THIS IS THE NIGHT RYAN GARKO FINALLY BREAKS OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL ROWAND
LOL WINN
LOL NO PABLOL
LOL MR. F

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Sanchez throws a shutout...

…then we might have a slim chance of winning this game on a solo homer from Uribe.

Otherwise, we’re screwed.

WORST LINEUP YET!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Williamsport Field, this lineup is screwed. None of the Giants pitchers will throw a shutout when homers only have to travel 270 feet.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That brings up a good point.

This lineup would had been shut out if it had played a game 200 to the NW of philly this past weekend

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/benches Sanchez on fantasy team.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh shit

I forgot to

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Many Bothans died for this lineup.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in vain

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can tell by the expression on her face that she is remembering hawt Bothan sex!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all I'm saying is that the Bothans weren't better than replacement spies

but apparently could breathe through their ears and lick their own eyebrows.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can they hit teh leftiezzz?

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes... if you call generals in the rebellion lefty.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Nate, it was nice knowing you.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya

where the hell is Nate?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could cry. Srsly.

It goes back to “I thought the last line up was the worst possible, but I am proven wrong today.”

Has Bochy just conceded the game?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is anyone else stunned

that MCC managed to spew out over 2200 comments on BRAD FREAKIN’ PENNY.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only about 20 of those are actually about Brad Penny.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and of the 20, 10 are about Alyssa MilanLOL

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When someone is as prolific as Alyssa Milano in getting around with baseball players, one must take note.

by nataku on Sep 1, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d take a closer look at those.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think 200 of that was about West Side Story.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasn’t there a beer talk in there?
oh, and a Monday Night Plans talk?
oh, and a Fred Lewis discussion.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flew talk is draining.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, “spew” is the operative word here.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Sep 1, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am stunned and shocked....

….I figured us for 3000, easy.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Sep 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, after seeing that lineup, I’m not as disappointed that I’m going to miss most of tonight’s game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna take time off and go tonight, maybe not now

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 1, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the split lineup

After the fifth we’ll flank them with Shierholtz, FLew, and Bowker. Aurilia will take care of burying the wounded/us

by MoreroidsforZito on Sep 1, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THANK GOD WE TRADED FOR FREDDY SANCHEZ

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I CAN LIVE WITH GIVING UP ALDERSON IF FREDDY SANCHEZ HELPS US MAKE THE PLAYOFFS

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND THE BEST MAN TO REPLACE HIM IS IN FRESNO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frandsen is better than Uribe now?

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best man to fill his spot on the team.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRITTY VETERANS STEPPING UP

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m starting to irrationally dislike him.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And my irrational fondness for Garko has faded very quickly.

I still think he’s a better player than he has been for the Giants but FFS GET GOING ALREADY YOU FUCKING LOSER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Garko trade really wasn’t that good. It was marginally good. But, really, there’s no difference between him and Ishikawa (offensively) against RHP.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But RHP only account for about 75% of the pitchers in the league!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it's

25% of a reasonable move!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to GRM, Garko is worth +28 wins on the season when hitting against LHP.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Freddy Sanchez was going to be worth +4 wins over the last two months.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well we did make up 4 games in 6 days, so there you go

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a top 8 player in niftiness.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was willing to believe when the trade went down that, as a wash against RHP at the time and with his superiority against LHP, he’d be an upgrade but, ugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 XBH so far

and he’s slow as fuck and can’t play defense

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND CATCHER!!!

Sanchez and Garko are such classic Sabean players. Sigh.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ffffff

stop reminding me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now we’re probably stuck with the not really a solution to anything Garkokawa combo at first base for at least another year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PUT VILLALONA ON THE FAST TRACK!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean FAT TRACK!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’d fit right in~

by nataku on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NordickTrack

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

and that’s why I think we pretty much HAVE to upgrade a corner outfield spot in the offseason through FA or trade. Assuming Sanchez is back next year and Posey is our catcher, the corner outfield spots are the only spots on this team where we don’t have any financial commitments.

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOWKERMANIA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upgrade Short Stop....

let Renteria play the Uribe roll next year

by OTTOMATIC on Sep 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Given the circumstances, it’s not irrational.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IM READY TO PLAY GUYZ. JUST ONE MOAR DAY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DERMATOLOGY BIAS

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FORMER BATTING CHAMPION PLAYS THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY DOESN’T PLAY LOL

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But hey, let’s give him a three year contract extension!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Before he’s snatched up as soon as he hits the market!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predicted 2-4 trip

Today is a good old fashioned forfeit game. Go get em tomorrow Brad

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good old fashioned forfeit game

on the first game of a road trip after a fucking day off

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL MOMENTUM

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec’d

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really, I laughed at it.

REC’N

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was kind of a shot at Freddy Sanchez from out of nowhere…

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask John Wilkes Booth, those are the best ones.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too soon, mang. Too soon.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

U R 5

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

UDD!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1-5, and I might be generous with this lineup

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BORK!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, good.

Today is the day I get to stay at work to grab a few extra hours.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Zets! Juan Uribe is hitting 5TH TONIGHT

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Calling it now. Urine HR

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 1, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy…people are still ornery as fuck after the best series in 5 years.

I can’t wait to see what happens if the Giants win a World Series.

“That trophy is fucking ugly”

“Gawd Sabean handles that microphone even worse than the roster…FFFFFFFFFFFF”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

::Sabean reflexively starts kicking the trophy in an effort to divine its value::

by Every6thDay on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

teehee

rec’d

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you’d think that after such a huge series and entering September and having a full day off to recover, that Bochy would put a better lineup out there than this one.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, did Pablo aggravate his calf on the plane or something?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo has the day off to decide which Cheesesteak place is the best

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think they let Pablo take a calf on the plane?

His own personal veal…

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eugenio Vealz

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i stopped trying to use Bochy Logic a long time ago.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Karlifornia…terrible commenter or worst commenter ever?”

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs moar statz!

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you wanted endless optimism, this is not the place for it.

by nataku on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You act like I came on here after Spilborghs blast in Coors and said “Awww cummon!! Turn those frownies upside downies!!!”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 1, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would have been cute!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish you did. It probably would’ve made me smile for a few seconds.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta say our chances at a win are at like 30% before the game even starts. You know this is the game Hamels returns to form

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamels is penalized by BABIP this year. His peripheral stats look fine

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But…. winz!!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I call b.s. on returning to form against this lineup. It’s the equivalent of claiming you’ve lost real weight when it was really just water weight… or saying some girl’s hot despite all of you being in low light.

by Every6thDay on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Hampton returned to form against this lineup (for one game).

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see Boch mess with Cole Hamels head by putting in all these unherald hitters in the lineup! I mean he really learned alot about lineup construction since the last time we faced Hamels.

All in all, I am in impressed with this lineup

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And now Gmail isn’t working. NOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO SHIt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This happened over the weekend too

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God, Gmail is up

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL 502 Service Error

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, it just occurred to me that with call-ups here, Bochy can be even more annoying with his double switching.

AURILIA IN FOR GARKO IN THE 3RD

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lefties cant hit lefties

And Sanchez is a lefty. WE GOT THIS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howard and Utley are toast!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But there IS a Whiteside!

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know why people here choose to ignore stats when they feel like it.

Garko has a .230 BABIP, how is it not relevant and suddenly his fault?

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s never been very good and he can’t hit righties or play defense. That’s his fault.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can’t hit righties is a a huge exaggeration. He’s still a league-average hitter against them.

If he can’t hit righties, Ishikawa can’t hit at all. And his defensive stats aren’t really that bad either.

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His career tOPS+ against righties is 90, so he’s slightly below average. And he plays first base.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why the fuck are you adjusting based on splits? wow, that’s such a huge fallacy in regards to this argument

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JPONRY IS THE WORST PERSON EVER

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

besides Fred Lewis

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JPONRY IS THE PROBLEM!!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JPonRydemption!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somehow I got “J Pony Ride Exemption” out of that.

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not really a fallacy. At best (lol), Garko is a league average hitter against RHP. But, then so again is Ishikawa. And he plays much better defense.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is Ishikawa a league average hitter? He has a .738 OPS against RHP and an overall .323 BABIP

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said against LHP. Ishikawa should definitely be platooned. I just don’t like the price we paid for a guy who should only start 25% of the time.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Er, Ishi is a league average hitter against RHP.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is Ishikawa’s split

He’s not even an average hitter vs RHP

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

his OPS is a whopping ten points lower than Garko vs. RHP.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, careerwise, Ishikawa is BASICALLY (give or take a few OPS points) a league average hitter against RHP. So is Ryan Garko.

The difference between them against RHP is probably a few runs by hitting. It doesn’t make sense to start Garko against RHP when he’s so bad on defense and Ishikawa is so good on defense.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He attains those almost-mediocre numbers with a huge BABIP. He’s not even that good a hitter.

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.323 isn’t exactly crazy high.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you adjust the .738 OPS with an expected BABIP, it becomes really awful

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what does it become?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I just calculated T.I.‘s xBABIP using the Hardball Times’s calculator.

Anybody want to guess what it is?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.323?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s saying that .738 is sub-average. I think that’s right, isn’t it?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t average about .750? If so, then technically .738 is below average, but that’s a small enough difference that I think you’d just call it average.

by taliesin on Sep 1, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At the time of the trade

Ishikawa was a league average hitter against RHP, IIRC. He’s slumped since the trade.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok… that’s not really relevant now, especially since Ishikawa’s stats would indicate regression

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because of the BABIP? You can’t really assume that every hitter is going to regress to a .300 BABIP. And it seems like most hitters have a higher BABIP against the pitchers they have a platoon advantage against.

The point is that Garko really isn’t that significant of an upgrade over Ishikawa, EXCEPT against LHP. And they gave up a pretty good pitching prospect to get him. And the icing on the cake is that Garko has been unlucky since the trade and played poorly. I don’t hate Garko but I’m more than a bit irritated with how the trade has turned out so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m assuming he’s going to regress based on his expected BABIP, not based on some standard number.

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES! B/C that is SOOOOOO much more accurate!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why isn’t it accurate? Is subjective criteria (if you can even call it that) more accurate?

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unless xBABIP has improved recently, it does significantly worse at predicting a batters BABIP than just using the lag of his last year’s BABIP.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there any information on how accurate expected BABIP actually is? I’ve seen the formula but I don’t know how well it actually works as a predictive measure.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wut? Maybe I mixed up tOPS+ and sOPS+, calm down dude.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FFFFfff ARE U DOIN!

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This needs a “FUCK YOU, GARKO!” caption on it. Attributed to Jporny of course.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tOPS+ is against his own OPS+, not the league split. I think.

sOPS+ for Garko against RHP

2006 – 116
2007 – 123
2008 – 99
2009 – 99

Remember, that’s based on what the league average hitter did against RHP. So, the baseline might change year-to-year slightly.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Splits vs. RHP

2009: .249 / .323 / .397
2006-2008: .271 / .339 / .428

That’s not league average for a first baseman.

And yeah, Ishikawa can’t really hit. Sorry to say, he was a guy I’ve been rooting for for a long time.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

league average hitter

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he’s not one for a first baseman against RHPs.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Though, being proud of getting a league average hitter for first base is kinda like being proud of the macaroni plate you just made in art class. It’s nice, but not really noteworthy.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apologies for the "N" word

Stringer Bell: That’s good. That’s like a 40-degree day. Ain’t nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. Fifty. Bring a smile to your face. Sixty, shit, n*ggas is damn near barbecuing on that motherfucker. Go down to 20, niggas get their bitch on. Get their blood complaining. But forty? Nobody give a fuck about 40. Nobody remember 40, and y’all niggas is giving me way too many 40-degree days!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss it so :-(

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can Stringer “Cool Papa” Bell play first?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Sep 1, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not? It’s all in the game.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that’s exactly why I dislike Ryan Garko.

ATTN: BRIAN SABEAN. IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO FIND ABOVE-LEAGUE AVERAGE, POWER HITTING FIRST BASEMEN. OTHER TEAMS DO IT ALL THE TIME. WE HAVE NOT HAD ONE SINCE NINTEEN FUCKING NINETY THREE WHAT THE SHIT.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

never was there more a post I agreed with

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s hard if you have the burden of having to build a line-up around Barry Bonds.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a burden that must be

Heres the greatest player of all time… figure out how to win!

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At a relative bargain for almost all of his contract(s), as well!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is why the Giants had no good players at other positions during the Bonds era, just crap like Jeff Kent, Ellis Burks, Jason Schmidt, Robb Nen…

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT BONDS WASNT AS MUCH OF A DISTRACTION

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

recc’d

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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rage against the dying of the productive hitter at first base!

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by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate our skewed perceptions of what’s acceptable for different positions :(

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me, I hate the term “league average.” We all know what league we’re talking about—can’t we just say “average”? Why must you all torment me so?

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The word “average” alone looks like a negative. “League average” helps to remind us that he is better than ~50% of all major league players.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the Giants

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Gordon Beckham’s stupid hair.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some jerk put this on McImages

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"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should add Ryan Garko to this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Mr. F

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY MULTI COLORED HATE PIE

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course it’s relevant, which is why I’ll say things like, “I know he isn’t as bad as he’s hitting right now” but it doesn’t do us a whole fuck load of good right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then how is ‘disliking’ him reasonable?

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who said it was?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

… then why would everyone do it.

or even, why would people react when I say it’s stupid?

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone in the thread above is discussing irrational dislike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s funny how often people here will make ridiculous statements without thinking and then blame it ON OMGZ WE’RE NOT SERIOUS JUS IRRATINANLZE when someone calls them out on it

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We started the very thread by talking about irrational dislike for Freddy Sanchez. Yes, xanthan even used those words.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's funny how much an ass you are

Since you keep talking about being reasonable, maybe you should consider this: how reasonable is it for you to go ballistic over the fact that people dislike a mediocre first baseman.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suddenly I’m an ass for having a dissenting opinion. I’M GOING BALLISTIC OVER HERE HOW DARE YOU GUYS HATE GARKO!!!

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how whenever someone gets called out for being an ass, it’s always because we’re so butthurt that he has a dissenting opinion.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What else is there to indicate that I’m being an ass?

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s funny how often people here will make ridiculous statements without thinking and then blame it ON OMGZ WE’RE NOT SERIOUS JUS IRRATINANLZE when someone calls them out on it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, so I’m doing exactly what every person here does

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just don’t get what got you so riled up. Pretty much everyone up there in that Garko discussion is more or less saying something along the lines of:

- Man, I know his BABIP is low but it sure is irritating.
- Garko probably isn’t all that good for a first baseman
- That trade probably wasn’t very good

No one’s up there saying “GARKO SUCKS BECAUSE OF HIS BATTING AVERAGE AS A GIANT!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"GARKO SUCKS BECAUSE OF HIS BATTING AVERAGE AS A GIANT!"

HOW DARE YOU STOP BEING AN AZZZZZZZ

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one’s up there saying "GARKO SUCKS BECAUSE OF HIS BATTING AVERAGE AS A GIANT!"

Whoops.

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by groug on Sep 1, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re not an ass for having a dissenting opinion, you’re an ass for being contemptuous about it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where did this happen

is it because I said “fuck?”

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't matter

The McCoven totally have eachother’s backs.
/gets glared at

by Giant Homer on Sep 1, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think every online community I’ve ever participated him has been regularly accused of having “cliques” of long-established members. I don’t think that’s how it really works – it’s just that when people have been around for a while, gotten to know each other and respect each other, they’re naturally going to, as you say, have each other’s backs. But I don’t think that’s the same thing as having cliques or being snobs or whatever – it’s just how human interaction works. People build up social capital in any community, and they benefit from that. Nobody starts from zero with that same level of established respect and good feeling.

I do understand how that can be frustrating for new users or for those who don’t feel a part of the inner circle, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hang on. Which group is the sharks? Am I a shark? Do the Jets wear cardigans and misspell stuff? Then I’m a shark.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more rage.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but ya’ll were ganging up on KoC

by Giant Homer on Sep 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s funny how often people here will make ridiculous statements without thinking and then blame it ON OMGZ WE’RE NOT SERIOUS JUS IRRATINANLZE when someone calls them out on it
Why the fuck are you adjusting based on splits? wow, that’s such a huge fallacy in regards to this argument

And that’s okay! Being an ass is part of normal McCoven discourse. But (a) you have to accept being called on it, and (b) it’s kind of hilarious that you seem to be so bothered by the fact that we’re not wholly rational (and said as much before you even appeared) about a first baseman who’s not very good.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, fuck you

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

by george

I think he’s got it!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You rent the motel room, I’ll bring the lube.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said in previous thread that he doesn’t use lube

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this is something that a lot of the stathead posters trip over. This IS a fansite. We shouldn’t be rational all the time.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy if rational thinking were the norm around here I’d be so banned. /is mystical magical and romantic

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by shanghaijim on Sep 1, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because we’re rational part of the time?

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"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3rd wednesday of every month.

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by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny, my wife becomes irrational on the 3rd wednesday of every month

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re rational against left-handed pitching (~25% of the time)

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by bgunn on Sep 1, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should be more like Purple Row. They don’t cuss and use lots of exclamation points.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vr,

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TODDFATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you calling me a stathead poster? HUH!?

/stabs oldjacket with compass

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/unplugs Xanthan

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by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it

what’s so appealing about Garko? Okay, so maybe he’s unlucky but how good is he going to be when he plays up to his potential? A .350 wOBA First basemen that can’t play defense or run the bases well?

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t say he’s super-appealing or anything, just that he’s hardly worth the criticism he’s received, especially since much of it is a product of how unlucky he’s been as a Giant

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think a below average first basemen is worthy of criticism, especially one we gave up a good pitching prospect for …but that’s just me.

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the fact that he is the same as Ishi +/- .0000000000000000000000000000001 wins but is a hugley worse defender

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The criticism has stemmed mostly from his recent performance. If you look at the reactions right after the trade, you can see that it’s not nearly as negative.

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't like it then either

for the same reasons I listed above

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That reaction was similar to someone who has had no water for 3 weeks seeing two ounces in a cup in the middle of the Sahara. You get excited really quick, drink the water and then realize after you drink the water, all it did was keep you alive for an extra 1/2 hour

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, the water sucks at defense.

by sprdelfin on Sep 1, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, against right-handed thirst, it’s really not any more effective than the water in the bottle that you have in your pocket but just forgot about.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most of our position players are below average but some don’t seem to create the same criticism.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has Ryan Garko really been that roundly criticized on here? I mean, people are unhappy with the trade, but it doesn’t seem like he gets as criticized as, like, Fred Lewis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s been criticised here quite a bit and there’s been quite a few mentions elsewhere.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, sure, he’s been criticized on here but I don’t think it’s any moreso than the following players:

Bengie Molina
Travis Ishikawa
Emmanuel Burriss
Edgar Renteria
Pablo Sandoval
Fred Lewis
Eugenio Velez
John Bowker
Aaron Rowand
Nate Schierholtz
Randy Winn
Juan Uribe
Eli Whiteside

etc

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Google I have said “SCOTT SUCKS” 132 times.

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s given you at least 132 reasons to do so.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not so much an anti-Garko issue so much as some players seem to get excused for poor performance as opposed to others. Rowand’s another example, he’s been our second best position player but the amount of criticism he seems to create is dissproportionate.

Bowker’s, quite rightly, excused from his poor performance by SSS but then if another player sucks for a small sample size (such as Garko in less than 100 AB’s) that’s not adhered to.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t think of any players on the team who really get excused for anything other than Pablo, because he’s carried us all year.

Rowand is, on balance, our second best position player but he’s also wildly streaky, which means that, yeah, when he’s ice cold, he’s going to get some criticism.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

re: Rowand, he had a not-so-good season in the first year of a contract we’re predisposed to dislike, so there you go.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND the front office has done him NO favors in marketing this so-called gamer image of Scott’s. They were subtly saying, okay the Bonds years are OVER, the next five years are all about this guy right here and how he plays. I think it may have put unneeded pressure on Rowand that effects his offensive performance to this day. BLA BLA BLA OPINION.

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PS: I really want Scott to succeed. Duh.

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by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they’ve all but admitted that they signed him because he was the anti-Bonds, not because he was a good fit. That doesn’t help.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

100 ABs is not that small of a sample size. Certainly it’s a lot more than 32 or whatever Bowker got.

But the other thing is, even if Garko were playing at his career average level, he’d be a worse player than Trashy against RHP (taking defense into account), so he’s really only an improvement against LHP, and those guys only amount to about 25% of starting pitchers. So to improve a position 25% of the time, the Giants gave up a decent prospect. That’s not Garko’s fault, but it does inspire understandable resentment toward him in the fan base.

by taliesin on Sep 1, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

100 AB is stupid small.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we didn’t trade Scott Barnes for Juan Uribe

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Garko had any control over that? I never understand criticising players for things that aren’t their fault.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems like most of the criticism in this thread is about the trade itself, rather than Garko.

If you’re basing this off of comments to Baggs’s blog, well…

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t read comments to Baggs blog so it’s not that. I just think people tend to misplace their criticism on players for bad signings/trades. Also, the point remains that it’s not really sensible to judge the trade on the SSS of at-bats since the trade and should be more fairly judged at the time of the trade.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But no one’s actually really judging the trade on the SSS of ABs, most of the arguments are more along the lines of, “Well, he doesn’t really hit RHP much better than Ishikawa, though he’s a substantial upgrade vs LHP, and I don’t know if that was worth giving up Scott Barnes.”

There is Timmy Cain, of course, who has a fit every time Ishikawa is on the bench (even vs LHP) but, well…

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But, aside from marcello, most people who commented on the trade at the time were ok (to some degree) with it, whereas now there’s a wave of criticism for it being a bad trade.

Anyway, apologies for being snarky, i’ve got to depart. Hopefully i awake tomorrow to a Giants win.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember xanthan being enh about it on his spam blog.

I was at the night at the park when the trade went down, so I don’t know if I commented here, but as I recall I didn’t hate it but saw Ryan Garko as yet another Sabean-era Giants-style not that great first baseman.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My original reaction was apparently, “I’m not a big fan but I’m not tearing my hair out over it.”

I’m still more or less at that point. Maybe a bit more negative.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was meh. I thought it improved the team, but I suspected Garko of being a platoon hitter.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know, the trades just don’t get me that worked up. It’s more the lineups and the crazy L/R matchups that piss me off. The trades haven’t been egregious (at least this year).

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The fact that Sanchez has been unable to play since being acquired makes the Alderson one seem kind of egregious to me. And I wasn’t happy about that trade at the time either.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even GRM wasn’t happy about that trade at the time.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as a matter of fact

the things ticking me off:
-no Schierholz
-no Bowker
-Molina cleanup
-Winn against LHP
-Velez at 2b
-PR pitchers

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I said in CAPS LOCK elsewhere on this topic, my main irritation is with Sabean’s shortcomings in building an offense rather than with Garko himself.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It makes me annoyed. If Ryan Garko were better, I’d be less annoyed. Other than that, it’s absolutely not his fault.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such as?

I can’t think of anyone in our lineup who hasn’t been reamed here. Even Sandoval, back at the beginning of the season when he was slumping.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’ve all been criticised from time to time but some seem to be more excused than others.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d say my perception is that Renteria, Molina, Rowand, and Lewis draw the most bile.

Of course, Lewis also has the loudest defenders (ahem).

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bile against Renteria is understandable as he’s been awful. Rowand’s been one of our better players so i don’t understand why he’s so roundly criticised. Molina’s got unfairly criticised too, although that’s mostly due to him hitting 4th.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aside from hitting cleanup, I don’t think Molina would be so rage-inducing for us if we didn’t have a lineup full of hackers.

Oh, and add Velez to the bile list, obviously.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, the hacking is frustrating although that’s a team wide issue. Velez is another i’ve never quite understood the bile about (although i understand people being unhappy about him starting at the moment) I guess as i’m an exile i don’t get to watch as much of him as most.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand takes some of the ugiest at bats. I seriosuly don’t know why anyone ever throws him a strike.

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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would like to see what would happen if a pitcher decided to just throw him nothing but sliders low and outside in an AB.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he would go 0 for career.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like they do john bowker?

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowker’s hole is low and in

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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that’s what they’re trying to do most of the time, along with fastballs on his hands. Good thing pitchers aren’t perfect and they hang a few from time to time.

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by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

slider low and away

I don’t think he’s ever taken that pitch

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you really saying (judging from your first comment here) that Fred Lewis is more excused than others?

Because I know I comment a lot but, uh, that’s mostly me.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won’t shut up about him, either.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes I feel like I’m Fred’s adopted crazy cat lady aunt or something.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i might be giving you a run for your money

I think i was the crazy uncle that was yelling for Fred at the top of the lineup the last couple of years.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really, i just used Lewis as he’s older than Garko but falls into. Lewis has been pretty resonable so has deserved some defending.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Garko hasn’t even had a fanshot dedicated to his suckiness so I don’t even know how you can say that.

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honest question, how do you figure out how lucky/unlucky a hitter has been? I seem to remember some correlation between LD% and BABIP, but Garko’s LD% has been fairly low since he’s been with the Giants. It looks like he’s been hitting a lot of infield popups based on what I can tell from the stats. That doesn’t seem unlucky to me.

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by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some articles on THT have argued that a slightly more complicated formula is going to be more accurate.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

obviously yes. This is just a rule of thumb.

Much like wOBA ~ (2x(OBP)+SLG )/ 3 . Not entirely accurate, just a general rule of thumb for back of the napkin calculations.

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so based on the back of the napkin calculation his BABIP should be .277 but his actual BABIP is .224

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by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no matter how you cut it, he’s gotten waay unlucky.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can tell by just watching the game. every dart he hits is right at somebody, every ball he pulls down the line is 6 inches foul.

Small Sample Size does that to people. OMG LOOK AT THAT BATTING AVERAGE..etc.

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does a pretty good job for Travis Ishikawa

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THT has a calculator you can download.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is/was appealing when the trade was made is his potential. He hits lefties very well, and has power from the right side. Both of those are things the Giants lack. The problem is that he hasn’t performed up to expectations. It sucks, hopefully he finds it soon

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if “potential” is a word I’d use for Garko. His back luck as a Giant notwithstanding, he pretty much is what he is in my opinion.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree. Compared with his career stats, he is terrible so far. He normally hits .300+ vs lefties, and hits homers from the right side. Haven’t seen him live up to his potential in either

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just don’t see him ever doing much more than hitting .300+ and some against lefties. That’s what I meant.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think if he had come over and played the same on defense and added .200 points to his OPS, people wouldn’t be complaining. And that production would be “normal” for him based on his career

Just hope he breaks out of it soon

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're basically talking about different things here, I guess

When you say, “potential,” you seem to mean that he can get back up to his career averages.

When I say, “potential,” I mean that his career numbers are probably about as good as he’s ever going to be.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True. If he was playing at his career averages, he was a better option than throwing TI out there 6-7 days a week. That was his appeal you asked about

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’ll teach us to trade for a stanfurd guy again

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reasonable isnt our middle name

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dislike him less for his current performance and more because he’s a classic goddamn mediocre Sabean first baseman and I’m really sick of that.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he’s a “Veteran”. If he was a “young” player like Lewis then it’d be bad luck and SSS.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis is older than Garko..

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah i know, i was just being snarky as i agree that sometimes there’s double standards.

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by GiantFan on Sep 1, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GARKO SUCKS BECAUSE OF HIS BATTING AVERAGE AS A GIANT

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by groug on Sep 1, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.230 BABIP = inability to hit the ball hard since coming over to the Giants. In the beginning, he had shitty luck, he was hitting the ball hard but not hitting any holes. Since the Rockies series, it’s almost as if he is without confidence. During the home stand, his bat speed looked slow and he couldn’t square anything up. Maybe he’s thinking too much at the plate, I dunno.

That being said, he’s too good of a hitter to keep hitting like this. I just hope he breaks out before, oh I don’t know, 2012! He damn well better break out tonight with this pathetic LOLineup.

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by Tellias on Sep 1, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also seems to be getting much less PT lately. Give up Scott Barnes for a guy and then refuse to let him play himself out of his slump! The Giants way!

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s been averaging an at bat a day the last week or so. Whee!

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he and Fred should start a club.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that will invite bowker and frandsen in with open arms

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by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And get custom made t-shirts. Yea, WTF, we make a trade and then never play the guy? I’m confuzzed.

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by Tellias on Sep 1, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabean didn’t want to upset Timmy Cain.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lot of that has to do with Bengie and Pablos leg injuries though

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How so? Because Garko is the backup catcher?

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy said in morning show that Ishikawa has great numbers at home so he started. Garko will start against both left handers in Philly.

So he’s going with a Home / Road platoon apparently.

by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next up – lineup creation according to the lunar cycle.

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Insert joke about Bochy’s head orbiting the sun right about….Here

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was the emergency catcher. Can’t make Bengie squat because it will make his quad worse. Can’t make Bengie squat because it will make his calf worse. And no Happy Pete to pick up the slack. That leaves Garko

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, second Bengie = Pablo

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t stop them from starting Pablo at third when he was our only backup catcher.

Also, that’s terrible roster management.

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by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most definitely bad roster management. Another reason why another catcher wasn’t called up today

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, yes it is.

And your point is…?

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by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like garko’s chances of getting hot in this park. Same w/velez – they’re the kind of on-the-fence power guys that will benefit here. Uribe too.

Optimism wise i’m hoping edgar keeps his momemtum, and scott hits some dingerz.exe.

Too much purple crack? I don’t think so.

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by Andy from DC on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really hope that

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by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, I’m just wondering how Bochy justifies starting Winn over Nate(especially against a lefty).

Oh wait, Nate did go 0-1 on Sunday. Sit down, kid, you’re terrible.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Winn-y just needs a few more ABs. He’s going to break out of that season-long slump any day now!

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would give a penny lots of money for Bochy’s thoughts on this. Is there any logical reason at all?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEFENSE

muthafucka, do you speak it?

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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Wh- what?"

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Bochy’s fetish for Winn is getting frustrating. I’d rather see Lewis or Nate in the lineup.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cant disrespect the vets. Plus lefties cant hit lefties

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

When you’re 35 and your OPS is .682 in SEPTEMBER, you are no longer in a slump…you need to retire.

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That applies to like 4 people on the Giants or something

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

But its immensley frustrating in the amount of leeway Winn gets vs Lewis, who is a significantly better player – its not even close. And in Philly, its not like Winn’s defensive value makes up for it. Bochy just always favors the old fart.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight’s lineup looks like Bochy trying to cram every single RH bat on the team to face Hamels…

by nataku on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

Flawed thought process is still a thought process!!

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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(in case you were wondering)

Hamels has essentially no platoon split over his career, RHB are about has bad as LHB against him

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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That changeup is murder on righties.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

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by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to see Torres in place of Velez.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Bochy forgot that Torres is on the team.

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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Torres in CF tonight would be nice

that’d allow Uribe to play 2b. Nicer than Velez there, for sure.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any real word on why Pablo is out?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 1, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hes POOPIN after eatin too many Cheesesteaks

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by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go ahead and check his twitter feed if you don’t believe me

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by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LIEZ

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by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone attend the Cougar Convention?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can tell who won’t be attending.

Walrusman.

by xanthan on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Natto posted a link to that the day a week or so ago. I wonder what kind of people actually attend such an event?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol America

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by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To clarify, I wasn’t asking derisively, I just wonder what people, especially woman, would go.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

I was gonna, but my wife won’t let me.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Birthcontrol required!!! AMIRITE?

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by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fun stuff

oh, except I am almost 39 and a guy.

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by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A female friend of a female friend went.

And yes, she landed herself a young man. Wow, I’m sure that was difficult to lure a young man into a night of meaningless sex that he didn’t have to do anything to obtain. Messed up dame anyway.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Sep 1, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's a male cougar?

they need a convention for older dudes and young hotties.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NAMBLA?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Walrus

Where do you think the username came from?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

never thought about it before

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a walking vagina?

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 1, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 1, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gives new meaning to “dingo ate my baby”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Male cougars are called “creepy old dudes” or “sugar daddies”. It all depends on how much money you got.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Lefties who we are bitching about not being in the line-up

Will still be available on the bench in the 7th when Bochy realizes: “Oh hey we need runs now, the game is almost over.!”

/double switch

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 1, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/subs Rich Aurillia

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DONT EVEN JOKE OF SUCH THINGS

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he’s not going to be subbed in. He’s gong to start!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess that is sort of a silver lining: Rohlinger starting instead of Aurilia.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce “Progress” Bochy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh I said Lefties

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 1, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chasmed

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the problem is that Hamels will have only thrown about 72 pitches by then.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

he said 7th inning.

Not 17th.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Sep 1, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 1, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shite

Baggs said more Grizzlies would be called up (namely, Frandsen) when their season ended. I checked the schedule and it ends on the 7th (Monday), almost a full week from now. Why is it that we are waiting for a minor league season to end?

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because he won’t play Frandsen anyway.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly, this

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lefties can’t hit lefties, duh.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so if we threw that ridiculous idea out the window, who would you start today?

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Schierholtz

A thousand times Schierholtz

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 1, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought a lineup only had 9 spots

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Rohlinger is starting at 3rd….

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, I’ve got:

2B Velez
LF Lewis
RF Schierholz
1B Garko
SS Renteria
3B Rohlinger
CF Rowand
C Whiteside
p

Garko and Rowand in the lineup because there’s no way Bochy doesn’t start them tonight. What a dearth of 5 hole hitters we have. Uribe vs. Rent feels like a wash. Ugly, ugly.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate this lineup too. Velez at 2b because Rowand’s in center. And I want FLew in the game. oh man this sucks.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just guessing at Big Head’s rational, but I think he is looking at the game vs Hamels earlier this year. Velez 1/3, Renteria 1/3, Rowand 2/3, Winn 1/2. Giants scored a bunch

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell, then Zeets should be playin 1st

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know we joke Natto, do you really think that’s it?

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Sep 1, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man. that’s just terrible. I guess we’re fortunate Panda’s a switch hitter.

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 1, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Bochy’s mind, yes.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately yes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re all too good at pinch hitting.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Camaraderie…bench players need friends too!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Sep 1, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MANNY LOL

Someone needs to make a GIF out of Manny’s spectacular tackle of Matt Kemp last night. The clip is on ESPN for those who haven’t seen it.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Sep 1, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I love seeing that

& also the replay of him missing a fly ball in the same game.

by Jakespaar on Sep 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Garko Pictures, Images and Photos

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Sep 1, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes you are

72-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Sep 1, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GARKO’S GIRLFRIEND! WOOF!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 1, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Garko knows all there is to know about the crying game.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he don’t want no more of the crying game, he’s come to the wrong team.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no wonder he can’t produce

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit you guys

MCC has completely killed my work productivity the last half hour and there’s not even a game on.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least we’re actually talking about baseball this time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Derail

FAVORITE POKEMON GO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eugineo Velez

I R 5

by say hey nation on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin Upton

I picked him up off the waiver wire!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was your whole league asleep?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone dropped him after the first week or two after the bad start pushed him to the bench.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was so close to doing that

he didnt get a hit untill like the 8th game

everyone told me to drop him

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got Ben Zobrist and Josh Willingham for free!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I waited too long for both of them, because at the time they still weren’t playing everyday.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Sep 1, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, LOLdjacket dropped Zobrist for just that reason, and I SWOOPED. I don’t think anyone had picked up Willingham at all for me.

I also got goff for overdrafting Joe Mauer, but WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“at all before me,” I meant to say.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Yunel Escobar.

If he hadn’t pissed Bobby Cox and gotten benched for half a week, I wouldn’t have needed a shortstop that was actually playing games.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I picked him up today off the trashheap in our league

by m34josh on Sep 1, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scutaro and McCutchen.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Sep 1, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scutaro’s another guy I got for free. Whee!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Sep 1, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Votto, Longoria, Matt Kemp (sorry)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may be the only one, but i was reading until the comments got to the side of the screen. I thought to myself, “must be RAGE,” and then scrolled the bottom.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/09/01/a-bevy-of-pregame-notes-updates-on-sandoval-molina-f-sanchez-plus-brad-penny-talks-about-facing-the-dodgers/

-Sanchez probably won’t play this trip, will take minor league rehab assignment
-Sandoval has a tight calf, says he could play, but they’re not playing him as a precaution
-Molina hoping to play tomorrow, latest Thursday
-“We’ll see” if Frandsen calls up says Sabean
-Penny starting Wednesday

by kingofthacove on Sep 1, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL SABES

CAN WE GET ICE CREAM?

WE’LL SEE.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

–Penny said he made up his mind long ago that he’d sign with the Giants. He never considered going back to Florida because he "wants to play in front of some fans, to be honest with you." He said he’d already decided to sign with the Giants before the three-game sweep over the Rockies this past weekend, so watching the games provided unique experience. He found himself rooting them on like a teammate, even though he wasn’t officially a Giant yet.

LOL what an asshole

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can’t blame him. That park in Florida is like a morgue.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Sep 1, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess he wants to burn all bridges before going in to free agency

by superk1ng on Sep 1, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s alright, the giants will sign him to a 3yr/20 mil extention

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Sep 1, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s sure gotten over that fear of being a dick, hasn’t he?

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 1, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MEGA-LOLS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 1, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs