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Open weak groundout thread
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
3 pitches and 2 outs? That’s just horrible.
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lol making excuses for the Giants offense has just started
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
just started?
not really, I’ve been hearing it all year
at least we have our 5 hitter up
oh wait
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did they give Garko an error?
has to be an error when you don’t have to move anything but your glove. No matter how hard it was hit.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
See , I was right.
notFRANK ROBINSON!
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Wow I missed it
Was it Hornsby?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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Bristol.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a lie cause Hornsby did too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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I said Durocher. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT SOMEONE DREW A WALK WTF
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
carney must have the day off
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classy walk
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fuck, garked it up
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P.S.
Garko can’t hit righties. This is why you need to check the fine print.
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P.S.
Neither can Ishikawa.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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I think that's a P.P.S.
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P.P.S.
The Giants first basemen will suck for all times :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is true. I can see them signing Ryan Howard in a few years for ridiculous money right as he implodes.
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Ishi should still play against righties. More power vs RH than Gark and way better D.
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.108
by cybermaldonado on Aug 9, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS GAME STINKS
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talk to Doubleday.
How come all the OTHER big sports get cheerleaders?
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The Marlins have cheerleaders
And male dancers.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
More horseshit hits please
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That RJ bobblehead has a look on his face like someone’s holding some shit under his nose
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zomg
bubbahead mullet
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Oh snap Randy Johnson bobblehead day? I need to go. My mom would die for one a bobblehead.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Like THAT'S gonna pretty up the mantle.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
My mom loves him. I don’t know why.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is she a bird lover as well?
cross between a stork and a buzzard
a buzzard that flew into a turbine
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
I guess someone has to like the old dudes.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
for one a bobblehead?
Maybe I need to put the goldfish down…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Cain’s all “Oh, I am SO OVER this game!!”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
He can’t bitch when he’s given up a HR to Adam fucking Rosales
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Cain is regressing to the mean
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It's Miller time
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Just what we need
a bullpen game before sanchez and martinez starts vs. the bums
The inevitable has happened
Giants pitchers are starting to crack under the weight of the Giants lack of offense.
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.108
That was very gritty.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GREAT SCOTT
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NICE CATCH
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meh, a bad game for Cain is like a bad round for Tiger. It’s still not TERRIBLE, it just looks bad when you expect greatness.
no
this is pretty bad.
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This game has been pretty terrible.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
What I mean is, it’s just a throw-away game. He’s having a bad game, but it’ looks even worse because of what we expect from him.
I’m not sure what you mean by a throw-away game. This was a very winnable game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Throw-away: toss it and forget it afterward. Shit happens. I never said anything about it being un-winnable.
Shit happens but it really shouldn’t have happened this series. I mean, it’s not like I think he sucks or anything, but it’s extremely disappointing to see him and Tim struggle like this against the fucking Reds.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I agree
Whatever excuse you want to make (and we’ve heard them all this series: umping, managing, offense, distraction, etc) it’s just an unimpressive series. But it happens all the time in sports— it makes me think of when a good NCAA basketball team loses to a “no-namer”… could be bad timing, could be they underestimated the opponent, whatever.
lol Eugenio
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Ahhhh Velez….
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wtf throw?
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LOLEZ
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Ugh
That was a horrible throw.
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MLB - TV lag
I love reading fail – yet – to – happen.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
is there a stat for that kind of throw?
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Hisw body mechanics are REALLY out of whack.
Needs a good clotheslining or crosschecking.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/recalls Night Train Lane
pioneer of the necktie tackle
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 9, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
stfd
but whatever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The last time Cain pitched, didn’t someone predict Cain wouldn’t get his 13th win this year.
No one here gets out alive.
it might have been me
I was joking at the time but now I’m not so sure :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
There is pretty much no chance we can average a run an inning against Harang
And it is absolutely pathetic that is the case.
Poor jct
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Might be time to go back into the closet.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Junior Giants shirts shouldn’t be blue.
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can we
get a picture of that release?
That’s got to be a beaut
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 9, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this series, and fuck the Reds.
Trash ass Balentien going 6-9 this series.
I am“We are the resurrection…”
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously
how do we give up however many runs while completely shutting down their best hitter.
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all your extra exclamation points...too much hype , bro.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
lol cole drinking a beer in the bay
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Temp?
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
We were looking past the Reds. We’ll be ready for the Bums
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Tiger knocks it stiff on 15
may take the lead
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Harrington still leading at 16
Padraig drove into right rough. Tiger into left rough.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
possibly the best shot ever 182 yards over water 8 iron
18 inches from hole
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 9, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
scuse me on 16
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 9, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Harrington LOLing majorly
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 9, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
wetness
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 9, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Harrington hoping for triple
Tiger for bird
That’s a four stroke swing; Tiger may lead by 3 after this hole
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 9, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of stiff
I need a drink. Can I offer anyone else a round of their favorite?
stiffness
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
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its already the 6th?
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ZORAK!
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It seems kind of like that’s just because when he hits it hard, his body sort of spins around.
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look at the bombs he hit earlier in the series, flippin the bat and standing at the plate
by TheGreatHambino on Aug 9, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s certainly a bit of showboating to it, but I really do think he has to take a moment to right himself after he swings that hard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Kinesthetititan on line 2 , Henny...
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
MRF!!
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I thought Velez was fast? Why didn’t he score?
Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us
wasn’t sure it was going to fall
no reason to risk it in a 5 run game
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
had to make sure it wasn’t caught
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Hits!
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space ghost, dude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it in a, “how could you not know that?” way.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
haha no worries :-)
I was just going with today’s theme and making excuses for my fail
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll make it my mission to include that in my lineup. Since college, the discovery of Aqua Teen, Futurama, and South Park has led to many wasted hours in front of the TV.
Big fan of Emory and Avery from ATHF
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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RALLY PANDA SHOES
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
yikes those are really big
TWSS
And too late on the rally img. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sad that they're sold out
I was ready to buy a pair.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
$35
Not the most I’ve ever spent on a pair of shoes, but not the cheapest, either.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
certainly
I had to clear out my closet to prepare to move, and I parted with nearly 1/3 of my shoe collection. I donated them to a women’s shelter. I’m sad, but it was the right thing to do.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
great move
I did that with all of the clothes/shoes/etc. when I graduated. You could have used them in some complex sabotage plan for your a-hole roomie though.
True, true. Although it doesn’t work if he hasn’t gotten laid in months.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Eww
At least they scored a run.
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goddamnit
I hate you Bengie. Go away now.
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lol webcam soccer
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Tigerateness
on 17, leads by 3. Padrick facepalming
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
GTFO
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STFD GONZALEZ
your team has a 4 run lead and has benefited from the strike zone all day. get teh fuck over it.
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umpire blamers=losers
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WHY
this should have been a sweep now are sucky hitting and bad bulpen are instead of having a 2 game lead over the rockies now were tied, and instead of sitting 4 game back of la were gonna be 5.5 dammm
by allhailtheredwings on Aug 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
his username made me skeptical before i even read his comment
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 9, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry
the usename is from an old hockey team blog
does anyone know how to change it
by allhailtheredwings on Aug 9, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a fan of red wings.
Which could be boots…
…or hot chicken wings…
…or hockey players…
…or (gratuitous gender – specific anatomic reference here).
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
I did not appreciate you trolling the Sharks blog after Game 6.
Oh, and go Pens ;P
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lol!
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Nothing is a guarantee in baseball. No series should be viewed as a given. Play one game at a time.
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Or one inning at a time, if you’re Bip.
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Look on the bright side
At least the Dodgers are doing badly as well, otherwise the Giants could have been a lot further back than 5.5 games.
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We just overlooked Cincy. We’ll come back
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
gawd Tiger hits 335 yard 3 wood off tee on 18
to be 7 time winner at Firestone
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OKAY
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i gark the line
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The one thing he’s done well since coming over.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We need guys who’ll work a count
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
/swings
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FREDEMPTION
put on hold.
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RALLY GAHHH
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
by the way Giants fans...
get your tickets now for the Presidents Cup at Historic Harding Park in SF…..Tiger will be there, Phil should b there 2
SILVER LINING
THIS GAME BOOSTS HARANG’S CONFIDENCE
THE GIANTS TRADE FOR HIM
AND HE BECOMES THEIR THIRD BEST STARTER DOWN THE STRETCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Randy Winn for Harang PLZ!?
You know you like aging vets Dusty!
git it dun brazzz
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better or worse than cain?
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CAIN SUCKS
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3rd best 4th best starter, at best
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After one start
How ’bout some perspective?
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
whoops! someone fell in to the chasm
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Lips slightly parted ,. revealing pearly whites – check.
Hair down to her… down to there – check.
Top barely covering her -her hairline – check.
Hot.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is On A Tear.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade him for Matt Kinney and Brian Bocock
Maybe throw in Ramon Ortiz
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand
Strained a hamstrut upon reentry.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
it wants Santana bubbahead
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the precious?
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Except for Zito
Which is so weird.
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STRIKES PLS
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FOUL BALL PARTY AT KRUKS!
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S T F D
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At least Atlanta is winning...
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
time for Valdez to put the game completely out of reach!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And Pablo said
I am the reserection, i am the light, for he who believes in me shall recieve eternal happiness
by allhailtheredwings on Aug 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie mailin it in
waves at ‘wild pitch’
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
2 run jack
This inning, and next. Panda hits one, Garko the next. Tie game, we win in extras
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I just watched the Futurama episode in which there is a Fry’s dog montage. I didn’t realize that show could be so depressing.
I have the entire series.
2 of the 4 movies. Cannot wait for the new episodes next year.
One of the best written series ever on TV.
Richie!
Final AB as a Giant? Please?
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HE HAS EYES?
then why can’t he see the ball? huh? huh?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
This really is just incredibly stupid.
Makes no sense for Ishi to not be hitting.
No, it's great
We have little chance of winning. This is Richie’s last hurrah. Thanks for the memories, old friend!
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
OLD!!
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Richie starts at 1B for the entirety of the Dodgers series
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Little Guys FTW
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Why isn't Aurilia playing every day?
in Fresno
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
HELL YEAH ZORAK
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omg how will they ruin this one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sanchez single
pablo strikeout
bengie dp
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
bochy must be the only man alive who doesn’t get these feelings
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 9, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ok now release aurilia
WHILE he’s on base
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
MRF!
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hahah aurilia was jussstttt getting to 3rd
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Yoo-jean!!
we could win this inning with a run
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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WE'RE IN THIS!
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it can wait 10 minutes
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PANDA CHARGE!

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Tell me more about this “Pablo Sandoval grand slam.” Sounds interesting.
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Don't overswing
Any kind of hit would be fine
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Come on Pablo, just don’t make an out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RALLY BOURBON

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BAD
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This is NOT what I want to read with Pablo coming to the plate on MY monitor...
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously...
…the spoiler aspect of the lag – well , it twisted in a bad way more to day than if we’d come through on opportunities (I’m looking at YOU , Mr. Kung Fu Dugout Handjive!).
If I knew that would be the predominant ending to possibles I think I’m turning MCC off when watching the game.
You know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMNBITJ!J@K
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Hey , YOUR HONOR THE MAYOR...
…what was Wotus saying about plate indiscipline?
Ouch. Just ouch.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WORST OUTCOME
60-48 - Giants Series Record: 20-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
FUCK
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That was terrible Panda.
You’ve really gotta wait on something better there.
Binge-y
eats to many Twinkies at one sitting.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Much rather throw Medders than Miller here
We’re not scoring 4 in the 9th
WHY THE FUCK DID BOCHY TAKE AFFELDT OUT AND BRING IN ROMO ON FRIDAY?!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Man, Willy Taveras is so bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i think people need to calm down a "lil"
i was ready to jump ship after the Pittsburgh/Atlanta series because we weren’t getting any offense, but with the dodgers recent struggles, i am not nearly as ticked this weekend.
yeah
i know, but wow watching today has just made me realize how much better we off we are than last year. people freaking out about one game is a good thing because it shows
“we iz contenders”"!!!!
Totally agree, i think it’s awesome people flip because of a loss because especially with Cain or Lincecum on the mound you just expect a win or have a better chance at it, and in my mind the giants will most likely rebound, and just get pissed over this series and take it out against LA and on the road
Maybe we brought in Miller because he's a better fighter
And can throw at Phillips?
anyone going to the game tomorrow?
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im going too, got some crappy VR seats...
ill be at the 21A pregaming with caned micro brew
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Right on, that place has some good brews and good eats, i’ll be somewhere wayyyy back on the 3rd baseline field level
i work across the street from it, totally bored with the food… i like the beer, but they have jacked up the prices a tonnn
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That blows with the price, obviously because of the economy, but yea, it’s usually just gordon bierche for me
not a fan of their beer, myself (GB)
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hanging from the rafters, kruk?
just checked, there is a fuckload of seats still left for tommorow….
you can get 24 together in the club level
http://moronail.net/img/1660_go_make_me_a_sandwich
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oh boy i can’t wait for randy winn to lead off this inning!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 9, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Due Up
Winn
Garko
Lewis
Renteria
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Due Up
Winn
Garko
Lewis
Renteria
Fix’d
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As I was working on this joke, Winn gets a hit. Not that that makes you wrong, of course.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Genius!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Winn
Vs. Cordero: 3-22 with 9 K’s!!
/Winn promptly singles
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Oh good, they can load the bases and hit into another double play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
peophetic!
60-48 - Giants Series Record: 20-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
I'D RATHER DIE
GARKO YOU SUCK, GIVE ME ISHI.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 9, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
I hate double plays
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according to the box score
three so far today
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Garko’s “he’s just adjusting!” period is over btw
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
my new first baseman's not mean
He’s just adjusting
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We have now outhit the Reds today.
/facepalm
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
Fuck this.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
time to go drink at the toronado
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this.
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in other news
Atlanta 5, Fodgers 1
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Well, that series blew. Cain and Timmy lose. 5 error game. Only third series loss at home this year….to the effing Reds.
60-48 - Giants Series Record: 20-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
This series was probably the exact opposite of what I was expecting.
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I think he meant to say “offense.”
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Fools and Sages
Well, fuck this etc. I got some chores I would rather be doing.
Wait,
“Baseball is the only game where the pitcher controls the ball.”
Yeah, to hell with all those other games that have pitchers.
OT: Bills vs. Titans tonight, anybody watching? i know i am since football is something i’ve been waiting for since the draft, then next friday night, go niners
/ducttapes two straws together an’ sinks ’em in a gallon of Sangria
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 9, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
4 innings pitched by the Dodgers bullpen too.....
I am predicting a complete colapse from LA…. unfortunately the Rockies never lose

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