BullpenThread III
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT
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The 2009 Giants, otherwise known as the collective efforts of Fred Lewis and Bob Howry to ruin EVERYTHING.
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Are we human or are we gamer?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My sign is vital, my pants are dirty.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo needs to find his good swing again.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY PITCHER IMPALED BY BROKEN BAT
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis
to his credit, he’s becoming effective as a pinch hitter
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH, HELLO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hello it's me
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ode To Hope
never gonna give you up…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruh-roh: Wilson warming up. You know, Jeremy can pitch to multiple batters. It is allowed.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
but if someone gets on base this inning he’ll have to be hit for.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll see it when I believe it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or something like that. Same words, but in different order
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Injury delay?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ohh, so that’s Rowand running into Arroyo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MONEY?
REALLY??
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BIG MONEY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLEAN UP HITER OH YEAH
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLEANUP MONEY
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELLO!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MONEY
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
by neurofarm on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay! Molina stepping up
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY MONEY
$$$$$$$$$$$
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is a lot of specie.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
!?
!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
money!
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I like Bengie Molina Now?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT’S PAYDAY PEOPLE!!!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this thread.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jponry: “That jponry person sure does make good threads!”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I am the greatest of all time”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is full of HRs
/slaps hands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
big money
is getting big hot
/kuip
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Fuck is going on around here?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
way to make buster posey cry
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nah, Buster could care less about Bengie
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LEAVE BUSTER ALONE!!!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
until Sabean signs molina for a multi year deal in the offseason
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha, you know what I mean
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MONSTER!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Molina power!
Maybe we should bat him, I don’t know, clean-up
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take a non-slumping Molina, please. And a side of fries.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God did that.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez, Molina, Lewis : 7 hits
Everyone else : 1 hit.
wat
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Whiteside light a fire under Money?
by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe whiteside put on a fat suit…
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOM
GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It occurs to me that Lincecum may be our most clutch pinch-hitter
by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EYE~
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FORBIDDEN RESULT
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA ISHIKAN’TSWING
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO YOU LIKE WATCHING MAIL DELIVERY!!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Aug 8, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WAT IZ GOING ON HEER!?
Money hitting homerz? A Giant walking?
by NHL84 on Aug 8, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice AB Ishi
Walk yourself back into hitting mode.
and stay hot Molina. No matter what he’s not leaving that cleanup spot.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Aug 8, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd day in a row with a homer from bengie and a homer from Velez
what. the. fuck?
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Backstop
Kuip was just talking about the self-standing backstop—I remember Candlestick was like that, too. It’s cool, especially since some parks actually have netting over the stands behind home plate (Angel stadium was or still is like that).
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LAA does not have netting over the stands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you, sir, my info is outdated.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That allows for situations like this
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it’s better than being dead meat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The humiliation might be worse
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can’t we find someone older? maybe Hoyt Wilhelm is available.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waite…Hoyt?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nap Lajoie
GAMER
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. Would rather have Joey pitch at this point. Smoltz is rocking an ERA+ of 57.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He still has a low walk rate and decent K rate. His entire stat line is fucked up by a ridiculous home run rate, which would probably be suppressed in our park.
by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True. But we already have Joe Martinez.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To play short?
RH PH?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis could have done that
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
meh
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Late but...
Arroyo looks like Andy Samberg in that picture. LOL.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is kuip going Vin Scully on us?
Play by play and Color by him?
by Kestrel76 on Aug 8, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kuip is a gamer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not enough factoids
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not enough calling people by completely different first names than their actual ones
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG DRAMA IN DA BRONX
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what—are they going to get a game in under three hours?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course not. 7th inning there. pitcher just got tossed for hitting A Rod and now shit is all delayed
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, step outta the box
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
junior circuit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wrong coast
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bitter about the DH—and the fact that the AL is so much better now than the NL
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redemption!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh shit, Brian Wilson is coming in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Always look on the bright side of life!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright Wilson
Come after Phillips this time, he can’t even tie you.
by NHL84 on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilson-Phillips
Hope Brian can hold on for one more day.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pfft, I’m gonna need my brown pants.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/seatbelt fastened. Seat in upright position. Tray folded up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many pitches did Wilson throw last night?
and don’t say 109
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it was 31. Not sure, though.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over 9000
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not leave Affeldt in?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeahhhhhh
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cracks me up… these players make how much money and they still get meal money?!?!?
by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wanna brat under my belt
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please ’splain
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnsonville radio ad
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
had to be there
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a brot under my belt...
…and one taped to my leg…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
… and whatta guy!
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…and something about his sister
…and her dog
wtf?
by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gonna need more Johnsonville brots!
she really pounds ’em…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still one of the few here that actually likes wilson… stunning
by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he generally bounces back nicely
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also like Wilson
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him, too, but he could probably use a day off. And not just because he sucked last night, but because he threw a lot of pitchers.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
trying to envision that, pretty funny. A pitcher throwing a pitcher throwing a ball. There was a line in Tropic Thunder kind of like that!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. I didn’t even notice that. Should have been pitches, of course.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not worried. Wilson is the man
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do I have
the song from Curb Your Enthusiasm in my head as I hear this inning?
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
same reason i have to pop a xanax whenever Wilson comes in
by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
plz to be not sucking, Brian
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s one
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 down
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
by IMbitter on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright
Toughest guy down.
Should settle BWeeze down.
by NHL84 on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just dont understand why people call him B-Weez, isn’t Brian Wilson a cool enough name?
by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way it recurs. Last night was an anomaly,
Full Count’s gonna go 1 2 3
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you didnt see the mets series i guess
by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s a birthmark or something.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
“The homer from Molina allows you to go into the strike zone…and go in fat…”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or go out phat
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah crap
60-48 - Giants Series Record: 20-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
by rhys on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bah!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tying run to the plate
Fucking bloopers
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE SHOULD HAVE TRADED MORRIS AND BONDS FOR BALENTIEN AND JONES WTF SABES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ty Balientien comes through again
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRRRRRR
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Balentien please stop hitting
He’s raised his NL average about 100 points against us.
by NHL84 on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
peanutsdance.gif
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DEUX!
BALL FUCKING GAME!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAYYYYYYY
WE WON
BEST TEAM EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BALLGAME
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
done!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
woopdee fuckin dooo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that solves that
I wasn’t the least bit worried. Really.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
by IMbitter on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE WIN A THRILLER!!!
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great bounceback game from the ’pen today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
victory beer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHOOO
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This started out in slow motion and it was oddly compelling.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still in slo-mo for me.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re a contender again!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
blur_song2.exe
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PLAYOFFS BABY HERE WE COME
BEST TEAM EVER!!!
by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this the same bear from that other GIF? Cause this is just another level of awesome.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT IS
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WIN
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That can’t be easy.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, do I feel stupid for smashing my TV after the game last night!
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great start from Zito
Give that man $126 million!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DID SOMEBODY SAY MASCOTS??
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i want to get a group of friends together and actually do this
by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be a youtube sensation
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where do you live? Cause I would be there.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im the Alligator
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh of course everyone always wants to be the Alligator.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no one wants to be the wack ass bear
he looks lame doing it
by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you I love the bear
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like the bear was just in the park that day, and they grabbed him to be apart of this at the last minute.
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was already dancing and they were like, aw shit, that’s cool.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im gonna have to go with heimy on what happened that day
by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets keep this guy around
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bear is underrated
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 8, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be awesome, dunno if i got the moves, but i definitely need to buy an outfit for halloween
by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit
That is far from Nebraska. I’ll be in town at Thanksgiving. And I want to be the shark.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in if i can be a ninja turtle instead of the lame turtle
by Bryappie on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm there
MAKE IT HAPPEN GIANTS BRASS
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I think it should be all pandas…
by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CORRECT
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DID SOMEBODY SAY NATHANIEL?
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH!
WE WON? I was on the phone. WHOOPS.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH NOEZZ my computer is starting to slow down
by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Molina redemption complete.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I live day to day
I had no idea about the early RBI
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DID SOMEBODY SAY THEY WANT CHICKEN?
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this dude must’ve cried himself to sleep after filiming this spot
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just hope he wiped his tears with his hundreds of Franklins.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pressure is on
Dodgers! We’re coming for you!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWHFFS
that’s what heidi fleiss’ friends said
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehe
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the unintentional intentional YES that flies by
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm throwing up now.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know how to feel about this.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like it's awesome.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feel oh, so good!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is fucking sheer amazement.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Filling in for Lars)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
Zito!
Howry!
Affeldt!
Wilson!
Bengie!
Eugenio!
All maligned, all heroic. it’s good to be a giants fan!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it is
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right, Bengie
The day off caused them to come out flat yesterday. That’s why they led the whole game.
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
avoiding the fact that he dropped the ball
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZITO
Last 5 starts: 3-1, 31 IP, 8 ER, 25 K, 9 BB
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if you take out the san diego start before the break
He would have a 3.92 ERA
by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s just about up to a 100 ERA+
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good game Money
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What a joke. They give the player of the game a gift certificate.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
redeemable for meal money
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats up with Randy Johnson? Is he gonna ever come back?
by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
september
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe not. he’s set to try throwing sometime in the next two weeks
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh you just HAVE to bring up the negative don’t you. Can’t we just all enjoy animated gifs without talking about injuries
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he’ll show up for his FREE BUBBAHEAD day.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAN WE MOVE TO THE POST GAME WRAP THREAD YET
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no whining
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As soon as I make one, Grant will show up and ruin everything.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CANT TAKE THE WAITING THE SUSPENSE IS FATAL
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 8, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
while we wait, how about a SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN?
who’s with me??
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AMEN SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're still in the 7th in NY
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i mean, are they just trying to justify their ticket prices?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jobrien needs a lapBANDBOX!!!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kruk’s rant about it the other day was priceless
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
krukow or john kruk?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Krukow. It was either on the morning show with Murph and Mac or one of the Postgame shows
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Kruk and priceless in the same sentence? Gotta be Krukow
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His rant about Candlestick was pretty great. But yeah, not much else.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Post-Game Thread that Grant will inevitably ruin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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