BullpenThread III
by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT
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Are we human or are we gamer?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
My sign is vital, my pants are dirty.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pablo needs to find his good swing again.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Lewis
to his credit, he’s becoming effective as a pinch hitter
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
OH, HELLO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hello it's me
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ode To Hope
never gonna give you up…
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Ruh-roh: Wilson warming up. You know, Jeremy can pitch to multiple batters. It is allowed.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yeah
but if someone gets on base this inning he’ll have to be hit for.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Great.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll see it when I believe it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Or something like that. Same words, but in different order
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohh, so that’s Rowand running into Arroyo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
CLEANUP MONEY
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
HELLO!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HEY MONEY
$$$$$$$$$$$
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That is a lot of specie.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
!?
!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
So I like Bengie Molina Now?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
I like this thread.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
“I am the greatest of all time”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread is full of HRs
/slaps hands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, Buster could care less about Bengie
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ha, you know what I mean
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina power!
Maybe we should bat him, I don’t know, clean-up
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I’ll take a non-slumping Molina, please. And a side of fries.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Velez, Molina, Lewis : 7 hits
Everyone else : 1 hit.
wat
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
NICE
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
EYE~
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DFA ISHIKAN’TSWING
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WAT IZ GOING ON HEER!?
Money hitting homerz? A Giant walking?
Nice AB Ishi
Walk yourself back into hitting mode.
and stay hot Molina. No matter what he’s not leaving that cleanup spot.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
2nd day in a row with a homer from bengie and a homer from Velez
what. the. fuck?
With malice towards the Dodgers
Backstop
Kuip was just talking about the self-standing backstop—I remember Candlestick was like that, too. It’s cool, especially since some parks actually have netting over the stands behind home plate (Angel stadium was or still is like that).
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
LAA does not have netting over the stands
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
thank you, sir, my info is outdated.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That allows for situations like this
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it’s better than being dead meat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
can’t we find someone older? maybe Hoyt Wilhelm is available.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Waite…Hoyt?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh. Would rather have Joey pitch at this point. Smoltz is rocking an ERA+ of 57.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He still has a low walk rate and decent K rate. His entire stat line is fucked up by a ridiculous home run rate, which would probably be suppressed in our park.
True. But we already have Joe Martinez.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
To play short?
RH PH?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Late but...
Arroyo looks like Andy Samberg in that picture. LOL.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Kuip is a gamer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not enough factoids
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Not enough calling people by completely different first names than their actual ones
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
what—are they going to get a game in under three hours?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
of course not. 7th inning there. pitcher just got tossed for hitting A Rod and now shit is all delayed
With malice towards the Dodgers
hey, step outta the box
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
junior circuit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong coast
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
bitter about the DH—and the fact that the AL is so much better now than the NL
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Redemption!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
oh shit, Brian Wilson is coming in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Alright Wilson
Come after Phillips this time, he can’t even tie you.
Wilson-Phillips
Hope Brian can hold on for one more day.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Pfft, I’m gonna need my brown pants.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
/seatbelt fastened. Seat in upright position. Tray folded up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
How many pitches did Wilson throw last night?
and don’t say 109
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
please ’splain
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnsonville radio ad
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
With a brot under my belt...
…and one taped to my leg…
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
…and something about his sister
…and her dog
wtf?
by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
gonna need more Johnsonville brots!
she really pounds ’em…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
he generally bounces back nicely
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like him, too, but he could probably use a day off. And not just because he sucked last night, but because he threw a lot of pitchers.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
trying to envision that, pretty funny. A pitcher throwing a pitcher throwing a ball. There was a line in Tropic Thunder kind of like that!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. I didn’t even notice that. Should have been pitches, of course.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Why do I have
the song from Curb Your Enthusiasm in my head as I hear this inning?
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
1 out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
One
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Alright
Toughest guy down.
Should settle BWeeze down.
Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No way it recurs. Last night was an anomaly,
Full Count’s gonna go 1 2 3
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
lol
“The homer from Molina allows you to go into the strike zone…and go in fat…”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
or go out phat
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
bah!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Tying run to the plate
Fucking bloopers
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Can Balentien please stop hitting
He’s raised his NL average about 100 points against us.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
DEUX!
BALL FUCKING GAME!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BALLGAME
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
done!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
woopdee fuckin dooo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Well, that solves that
I wasn’t the least bit worried. Really.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
victory beer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This started out in slow motion and it was oddly compelling.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Still in slo-mo for me.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Is this the same bear from that other GIF? Cause this is just another level of awesome.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WIN
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Where do you live? Cause I would be there.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
fuck you I love the bear
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I feel like the bear was just in the park that day, and they grabbed him to be apart of this at the last minute.
With malice towards the Dodgers
He was already dancing and they were like, aw shit, that’s cool.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Damnit
That is far from Nebraska. I’ll be in town at Thanksgiving. And I want to be the shark.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I was going to say this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
CORRECT
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
OH!
WE WON? I was on the phone. WHOOPS.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Molina redemption complete.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
I live day to day
I had no idea about the early RBI
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pressure is on
Dodgers! We’re coming for you!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
TWHFFS
that’s what heidi fleiss’ friends said
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
hehe
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm throwing up now.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know how to feel about this.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Me too
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YEAH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
(Filling in for Lars)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Yes!
Zito!
Howry!
Affeldt!
Wilson!
Bengie!
Eugenio!
All maligned, all heroic. it’s good to be a giants fan!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Yes, it is
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, Bengie
The day off caused them to come out flat yesterday. That’s why they led the whole game.
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
avoiding the fact that he dropped the ball
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ZITO
Last 5 starts: 3-1, 31 IP, 8 ER, 25 K, 9 BB
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
if you take out the san diego start before the break
He would have a 3.92 ERA
What a joke. They give the player of the game a gift certificate.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
redeemable for meal money
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
september
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe not. he’s set to try throwing sometime in the next two weeks
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he’ll show up for his FREE BUBBAHEAD day.
Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
CAN WE MOVE TO THE POST GAME WRAP THREAD YET
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
no whining
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
As soon as I make one, Grant will show up and ruin everything.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i mean, are they just trying to justify their ticket prices?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Jobrien needs a lapBANDBOX!!!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
krukow or john kruk?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Krukow. It was either on the morning show with Murph and Mac or one of the Postgame shows
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply a