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Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This game sucks

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

PLAY BETTER!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Inning of shit!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what would be cool?

If Edgar Renteria was good at something.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

top 20 shortstop of all time!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That post was funny

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK SHORTSTOP

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORKSTOP!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collecting paychecks?

"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"

by Li on Aug 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are whining like Gary Carter hater in 1990

It is not his fault that he is playing SS with a 3B body. I blame Sabes and the FO. It’s not like he is malingering

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPHILL IN THE SNOW

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MILQUETOAST YUPPIES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha. I liked that.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, the problem is that Edgar Renteria (.317 slugging) isn’t our third baseman

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it also not his fault he’s a terrible hitter now?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently it is Sabes’ fault

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reds are going to sweep us

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Then I was young and unafraid

And dreams were made and used and wasted

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE WAS NO RANSOM TO BE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
NO SONG UNSUNG NO WINE UNTASTED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew. Only a few more innings until the Ryan Garko pinch hit walkoff home run.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you sure it’s not Rich Aurilia?

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

my morning movement....

way more exciting then the Giants

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

bowel?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody think?

Aurilia should play short over Renteria?

he couldn’t be any worse….

and Shierholz has got to replace Winn right?

wow, Winn, so bad this year

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

N
Y
Y

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

Aurilia is about the only guy in the majors I can think of who would be worse than Renteria.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth be told. There’s a lot of suck in that CINN lineup.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Pena Jr.

Except I think he finally got released.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuniesky Betancourt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuniesky?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia should not play anywhere over anyone.

Even Renteria.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez @ SS. DFA Renteria.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy SS, Velez 2b PLZ?

"I can't hit the ball until I hit the bottle!"

by Li on Aug 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia at shortstop these days would be epic. But Velez at second and Randy Johnson at third and you’ve got an A-level comedy act.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson at third

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKito

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

eh, STFD Vato, Guey!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD?

I’m not paying attention anymore.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

call me when we score again

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

velez-sanchez-sandoval coming up. if we don’t score here its over

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might as well and cancel your phone service then

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

votto has already been punched out twice today

by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I have prepared his sombrero

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Eff this...

I’m Fandangoing GI Joe.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

My condolences

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you expect that to be better?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, listen to everyone and dont use fandango

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing Julie and Julia later tonight. Something about the lobster popping out of the pot in the trailer speaks to me and my past kitchen disasters.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see it too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for some rally Jake Gyllenhall

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD IT WORKED

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

It was Captain Sisko that did it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now that he’s in the wormhole, he did it, is doing it, and will do it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this new Eugenio is actually a Prophet.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio was a hitter previous to his career as a prophet

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAKE GYLLENHALL IS EXCITED~!!!!!!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY DISPLEASED CAPTAIN SISKO

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This image is getting used again!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

These need to be posted in the same order next rally inning

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is going by fast

didn’t even notice it was the bottom of the 6th

by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Why yes, Kuip

I am looking for some offense.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

young otto

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

VAAAAAAAA-LEZZZZZZ!!!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucking John Wayne!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

EPICGENIO WIN!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio again?! Confess: who slipped the roids into his water?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ZORAK ATTACK!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY BALLS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I HOPE....

we shoot the water cannons off soon

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

my water cannon just went off

by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP VELEZ FTW

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ABE LINCOLN IS GOOD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

AND BLACK AND FAST!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I NEVER DOUBTED AYE OOH HAY NEE OHH EVER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Also I like this Mr. F.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MISTA EFF!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MRF

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

what the shit did FBAL hit another DINGER?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR WTF IS THIS SHIT

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Pound insists we investigate

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I starting to believe? Nah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WE BELIEVE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't think Velez can keep this up long

But fuck it, I’ll enjoy it while it lasts.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Skinny Panda!

Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079

by cybermaldonado on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I was calling him Geno Bambino in jest last year, but he’s looking Ruthian this weekend.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how much he spun around on that hit.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright here we go.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YA MISTAH EFF

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a Panda DINGER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Green Man Agrees

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaa??

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY GYLLENHAAL

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

More Hits Please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez is batting .333

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

babip

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean DINGERZ!?

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SMALL SAMPLE SIZE AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good AB

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I run Velez here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

in the dugout?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Sanchez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Reds

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL REDZ

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL REDS!

But really, Panda?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, well, that’s one way to get a productive AB

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn’t see it… so i dunno

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

only problem is that Bengie is up

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

Skill!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that ball must have gone really far away from Vato

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re winning the inning right? I’m packing and listening to the radio.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re making Bip proud!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the update

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and blogging!

Multi-tasking!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Twitter’s that-a-way.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MONEY

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MONEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad to see Bengie heating up.

by kaliber on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY!

HE UNTIES BASEBALL GAMES!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FAT MONEY!!!!!

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

877 CASH NOW

877 CASH NOW!

877 CASH NOW!!!!!!!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$

So the I hate Bengie Posts are finally paying off

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE TRAVIS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE GARY CARTER

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE RANDY WINN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE PABLO SANDOVAL

Am I doing it right?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THE GIANTS

Wait, I’m just xanthan now…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skinny Panda

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome back BIG MONEY!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY GAMECAST!`

just now saw bengie’s hit

by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MINATO ISHIKAWA

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Eddie murray was so awesome

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

we make the phones ring we make the phones ring

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit. Sabean is calling Bengie’s agent right now

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

3y20m

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4TG56KGZ4

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that sounded like an interesting play… TOO BAD NOBODY GOT TO SEE IT – THANKS FOX

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Money just may be back.

Still would rather have a legitmate cleanup hitter, though.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

rally thread.....

veryyyyyyyyyyyy niiiiiiiiice…..

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SABATHIA NO HITTER THRU FIVE

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No

No

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ok, we got it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do?
I don’t…

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole, ‘I am not going to contribute to the Gameday thread, but I will post weird/dumb/irrelevant pictures thing’

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh THAT “it” – okay.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you think…?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Do not want this.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, please don't post anything like this again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s dumb.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm what?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong wrong wrong wrong.
Wrong wrong wrong wrong.
You’re wrong.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi forcing out Bengie = better than a sac bunt.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed it is.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

already we’re resting Garko?

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sporadic playing time isn’t easy. That being said, I’d rather see Garko.

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except faster, blacker, and more like Abe Lincoln

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arroyo = Dead Meat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LEWIS IS NOT THE PROBLEM

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY FRED

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail. Also, reply fail.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

not pictured

fail

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, we got it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea exactly… anything else??

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the thing

When you post something that’s racist, and then an animated gif saying “THAT’S RACIST!” that still doesn’t actually make it funny.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fredemption bitches!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW!

Let’s keep it going Scott!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis >>>Winn

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Dick Pole heehee

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by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lol is Dick Pole seriously the CIN pitching coach?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty Baker loyalty. I’m surprised Darren Lewis isn’t their center fielder.

/says this despite being fond of Dusty

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvin Benard’s initials are MLB. Important baseball strategy.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how a dude from Central America god the name Marvin Larry Benard.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Lou Seal rough housing with Darren Baker before the game yesterday.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing “little” Darren Baker now, makes me depressed. He’s like all growed up and stuff.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/insert Cookman’s avatar

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw him in 06

Taking BP with his dad in spring training. He can swing the bat. He missed a pitch and slammed his bat on the ground. Dusty said, “now don’t get mad!” It was actually really cool to see that.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I continue my LOL

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DICK POLE FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

JPonry is free to tell everybody I told you so, especially me.

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I never stopped believing

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did a little bit

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok

Fred gave people a lot of reasons to.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred hitting .314/.385/.457 in the past 28 days.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Semi-jinx

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont suck Scott

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TOUGH GUY GAMER

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I drive in runs with mah shadez and mah blingz!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally terrible clothing

When I saw Row& at fanfest in 08 he wasn’t dressed like a dillhole. He was wearing a white collared shirt and jeans and looked rather snappy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis since the All-Star Break

.313 / .389 / 438

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I entered this thread and the score was 2-1

I turn on my radio and WTF 3-2?!

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

TURN THE RADIO ON AGAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRED LEWIS IS THE PROBLEM

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Rowand being Rowand. Now, his September should be awesome.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Lewis, Travis Ishikawa

“The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit” MOLIERE

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLwand

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

numbers of Giambic proportions

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have loved to seen that play live.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OBSTRUCTION

SHANE VICTORNIO WOULD HAVE BEEN SAFE

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Victorino would’ve been called safe there.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

And Hairston

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And any Dodger

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least knock Arroyo out

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, i dont understand these commercials, Don’t drive your boat drunk! And wear life vests… shouldn’t we know that by now?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they’re written by the same people who think it’s a good idea to shop at a gas station convenience store.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's got game now??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

some idiot will crash his boat while drunk and sue them and say they were never warned

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if you don’t know that maybe natural selection should be allowed to take it’s course…

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i didn’t mean it like that… but come on, i guess you could say why aren’t there people wearing seatbelts?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time, make the out worth it and tackle the fucker.

by kaliber on Aug 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He should have smacked the ball out of Arroyo’s glove like ARod does

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The bitchslap heard ’round the world

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched that play on MLB Network today

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually liked the 2004 Red Sox

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard not to.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the last time I liked the Red Sox

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually had a Red Sox shirt I wore (with Giants hat) in 2004

I have no idea where it is now.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Addendum:

I did find my old Matt Williams t-shirt!

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like anyone who humiliates the Yankees.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not

I still remember cussing out loud at the bus stop after work, listening to the game that Rivera blew in the ALCS, in the rain and cold.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

While wearing his purse?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't deserve to share my name!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

what the hell just happened

by KENN on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We should get the bullpen ready

Zito can’t be trusted after about 85 pitches

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

You got your wish

Howry’s up!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, just for fun

Edgar Renteria since the All-Star Break:

.220/.281/.271

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats not cool

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could have swore he hasn’t even had a hit

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

but wait

that’s not fun at all!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fun like our fun facts here are fun.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn since the All-Star Break

.220 / .297 / .280

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent since April

.251/.304/.294

Man, he hit .261/.338/.406 in April.

I WOULD KILL FOR THAT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s closing today if it comes to that?

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Affeldt

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if he walks somebody?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo, then Wilson, then Medders to mop the rest up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurillia is next

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

merkin

The MCCer, not Valdez

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We better win it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

well we are up 2-0 this inning

by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a new inning.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve lowered Arroyo’s era today from 5.10 to 5.07. Thats actually pretty good for us, considering starters usually get their era lowered by much more.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, Howry warming up

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

crap. howry sux

by KENN on Aug 8, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES YOU FUCK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO WHAT THE FUCK

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE SWITCH

Drink!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK DOUBLE SWITCH

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I HAVE A 2-2 COUNT SO I’LL THROW TWO PITCHES THAT ARE NOWHERE NEAR THE PLATE _

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Double Switch FTW!!!!!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

well pitched game though zito despite this walk

by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So gameday says this is a wonky strike zone

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is dumb

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito, I hate you right now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, because the rest of our bullpen was so stellar last night

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the fact that he just got the lead, and BBs the leadoff batter. Make ’em work for it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito pitched great, but he deserves the very small rope that Bochy gives him.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD RANDY WINN

THAT’LL HELP US SCORE MORE RUNS AFTER THE INEVITABLE BULLPEN IMPLOSION

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

+109109109109109109

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry? ugh
I haz a sad.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

lol taking Lewis out and putting Winn in, fantastic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT RANDY LOSE IS IN FOR FRED

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This wont end well

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by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch!!!!!1

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

and a classy one at that

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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

double play time

by KENN on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand ended the inning. Lewis gets pulled in the double switch. :(

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by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail switch

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by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

From now on

We call all double switches by Bochy “Failswitch Engage”

I hate Killswitch, but it’s absolutely perfect.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF, seriously

Pull Rowand for Winn? Sure.

Pull Lewis or Velez for Winn? PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it improves the defense though. You can’t really argue with a late inning switch that does that when you have the lead.

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the part about Winn’s .577 OPS since the break.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But at the moment we don’t need more runs.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll last!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A 1-run lead always does.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus Howry's the right pitcher for this situation

DP, flyout, we’re done.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Did I call it? Flyout, DP. WTG Howry!

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great. A double switch that puts Randy Winn’s booming bat into the lineup

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie’s not in… i guess that’s good

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

MISTER WINN WILL MAKE YOU ALL EAT YOUR WORDS

Err, maybe

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Politely.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry....

not really coming into a game that counts?WTF?

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

tmi

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come see GI Joe w/ me instead.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you going to see that?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORST PICKUP LINE EVER

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by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

prawn

Oh yeah. Give me some of that. Don’t stop.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Hall of fame on NFL network

I guess they’re going to be doing the speeches and all that jazz comin up

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Appreciate the game and players in general my friend, not just your team, even though yea it’s a drawback that the niners have noone this year

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never really cared about the HOF for any sport.

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to drive to Sunnyvale, can you guys just hurry up and screw the pooch so I can put on my iPod?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

put on your ipod while driving??

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

through the car stereo!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i need that kind of thing… especially driving to ohio

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If your car has a tape deck, you can get one of these things:

by kaliber on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, unfortunately i dont, possibly an FM transmitter?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I got a little gadget at Fry’s that goes into the cigarette lighter dealie. Cost me maybe $20 ?

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get those. From what I’ve heard, though, they aren’t very reliable in crowded radio markets.

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by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna be driving through Colorado, Nevada, Utah, Iowa, thanks guys for the help

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They work alright as long as you’re not driving around NY, Chicago or LA. I had no problems in the Bay and out in the country they work great.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a big problem. There are some good ones, but they’re mad expensive.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time I ever have a problem with mine here in Sac is when the clandestine right wing / religious wacko radio guys are broadcasting.
“Kill all abortion doctors!!! and now ‘Down by the Riverside’ from the Gospel Singers.”

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are pretty shitty.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what else is there then?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never found another option. Ended up just getting a stereo with in AUX jack.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok… well i just dont got one, but i think that the last thing is a FM transmitter

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine works fine. And let’s face it… if he’s going to use it driving across Nevada and Utah….. crowded radio markets will be the least of his problems.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I used mine going from Portland to South Dakota once and it was pretty unusable.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it was defective? Seriously both Mr. Merope and I used them in our cars and didn’t have a problem with them. Belkin is the brand we’ve had success with.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i got a Belkin one, i just have to CONSTANTLY replace the batteries and it’s so annoying

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm none of ours ever used no batteries, they just plugged into the cigarette lighter.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll go to fry’s sometime next week or tonight and get a new one, haven’t gotten one in a while

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was a Belkin. I don’t know. Not an issue for me now.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked up an AUX cord for my stereo

That plugs into the faceplate and my iPod. But this guy works too.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunnyvale is nice

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It ain’t bad. It’s an hour drive away, though.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

me and jobrien9 grew up in Santa Clara near the Sunnyvale border

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend in high school lived in Sunnyvale. Nice place. Quiet.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my dear friends lives there, and she says there’s a new waiter at the TGI Friday’s working there who’s a perfect match for me. So I have to go and see this.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes sir.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude long time

ran into sean obrien and all those fools the other night. same ole people man. whats new?

by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much man. Where you living now?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, send me an email sometime at ryan dot lewis at att dot net

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

over in campbell working at Barracuda Networks down the street. I’m living with the gf ive been with for the last 4+ years

by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Flemming said “the Petaluma native” just now, for a second it sounded like, “the Petaluminator.”

Too bad he’s not a Giant, or we’d have a nickname!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of Randy Winn, any news on who claimed Alex Rios off of waivers?

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Supposedly the White Sox.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone thinks it’s the White Sox

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

good job by Flem. Made me think it was an easy pop out and then said it was in the seats

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEW

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by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Just pitching to the ballpark dimensions

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that one made me nervous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

AJDJLAJDOWIKOKWEIAJKN

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That was close

Apparently

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEWWWWWW!!!!

DAMMIT FLEM. Giving me heart attack

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip

“Wow.”

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it was good we couldn’t see that.

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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Bochy now pull Howry. That was a warning.

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm

maybe this is a sign that we should take him the fuck out. Affeldt only pitched one batter last night!

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry is pretty bad

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by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Howry. Dude is just so incredibly hittable, it seems.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

howry sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble…….

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Winters in attendance.

Dammit , those goons took my money and then they took me.

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt please

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SWAL

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid that if Bochy puts in Affeldt, he’ll pull him in the time between he leaves the bullpen and gets to the mound

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ellsbury just broke up CC's no hitter in the 6th

in TEH ONLY GAME THAT MATTERSZ

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 8, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

good. suck it CC

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DID THEY NOT HALT THIS GAME TO LET US KNOW?!

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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN THE WANKEES AND REDSUX ARE PLAYING… THERE ARE NO OTHER GAMES

by Merope on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt please

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Surely you can’t be serious

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by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

bury Howry before he takes us all down with him…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PROTIP

If you’re a baby and you’re sitting on your father’s lap, don’t slam your forehead forward into the corner of your father’s laptop.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I will make a note of that for the next time I am a baby.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

laughed out loud. (is there a shorter way of communicating that?)

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooo, did it make a dent?

In the forehead, that is.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just looked at Zito's line

So why was he pulled?

Yes , that is a recently reconditioned question…

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Was missing by a lot.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK , thanks.

Yesterday’s a dreamnightmare , I face the morning…

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the pitch count?

Zito 6IP 3H 2BB 2ER 4K – 100P 63S 37B

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

100 isn’t much. It’s more than eight pitches away from 109.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt please

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

a no hitter in New Yankee Stadium?

please, lucky to ever see a game with no homerz

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SANDOFRANCHEZ

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Your wish is granted.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deux!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DP!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY DEFENSE

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!!

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO… a double play!

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by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

2-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY

BEAUTIFULLY TURNED BY SANCHEZ AT SECOND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr F!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM ALDERSON COULDN’T HAVE TURNED THAT DOUBLE PLAY

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree completely with this statement.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROVE IT

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE DONT EVEN NEED TO SEE IT TO KNOW IT

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could actually hear Sanchez being awesome on that play.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

his 0-5 line is soo flattering!

by Bryappie on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is 42-46 in his career.

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We already know Cain sucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

howry gives up dingerz

by Bryappie on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry please

reverse jinx FTW

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Alderson couldn’t turn that DP

by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

buckhorn grill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by aaroncallagher on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

JAKE GYLLENHALL WANTS MORE RUNS!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i see what you are trying to do

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny , they don’t look Siamese

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Due Up

Two Giant doses of fail, and Velez

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t there an image somebody here made of Osama in Dodgers gear?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw one on the giants messageboard on sfgiants.com

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Bin Laden roots for the Kansas City Royals

That’s why nobody wants to play for them.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an odd thing to post.

by FreshStart on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria is just so bad, I don’t even know how to describe it anymore

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Neifish?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICK BURN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This inning is bad.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

way to swing at the first pitch Randy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

6 or 7 runs of insurance lol

by aaroncallagher on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Dwight.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 8, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio Velez: H/AB (2/3) R (2) SB (1) HR (1) RBI (1) LOB (1) AVG (.333)

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

last year I thought I saw some Soriano in him…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

stranger things have happened…well, maybe not

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but seriously, look how whippy his bat is. He’s keeping his hands back so well now, I don’t think it’s a fluke. For a guy who’s been sent down to the minors so often, it’s really a credit to his perseverance that he’s been able to contribute now.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy is mildly ticked off after that at bat.

Bowkermania has been put on hiatus for retooling.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s not as ticked off as I am after Randy Winn at bats

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSALES

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe we can round up $18million....

and pay Renteria to quit…..and if there is extra pay Winn to quit 2

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

2 legit 2 quit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year the Renteria contract is worse than Zito’s.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn's contract is up.

Renteria has one more year. And who plays shortstop next season? Crawford or Adrienza aren’t ready, and won’t be. Apparently Franny gave Bochy’s daughter the clap. Renteria’s problem is that he’s playing hurt; he shouldn’t be out there and will have off season surgery. Give him another year, and then it’ll be Crawford.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could sign Scutaro.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say it’ll happen, or that it would necessarily be a good idea. Just that something like that could be possible.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he's type A

No deal

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL REDS!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHOEVER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

EUGENIO VELEZ IS AMAZING

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S SCIENCE

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FBAL!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THREE ERRORS FOR THE REDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Only two more errors to go for the Reds.

by kaliber on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatnot!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

even if he gets thrown out, I don’t mind Sanchez leading off next inning

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s very fast, but not a basestealer…to date not good at getting jumps

by nofreetime on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was mostly against lefties.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If thinking wasnt involved, he would be a great base stealer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate hearing shit like this. Do we not have competent coaches in the minors to teach this type of stuff?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s probably improved more in the past year than any other giant…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skinny Panda

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 8, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Body bias.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez needs to run before there are two strikes in the count.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck the reds, stop catching our line drives

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Shucks.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Alex Gonzales

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh, he got robbed. I saw it with my own two eyes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Liar!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez hitting into some bad luck lately.

by nofreetime on Aug 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. You’re Lisa Stevens.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YOU'RE LISA STEVENS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

“Oh, you’re Lisa Stevens with Wells Fargo Bank.”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

echo echo echo

/waits for another nonsensical picture

by jobrien9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt please

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless he's replacing Wilson as the closer

Maybe???

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOB HOWRY IS STILL ON THE MOUND LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BochFAIL

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

their lineup is righthanded. Idiot Bochy.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUSH YOUR LUCK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE PITCH OUT YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis likes to catch balls.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t tell his dates.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISH!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing Affeldt is the closer for today?

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip scared the hell out of me

Voice inflection sounds like a hit.

by NHL84 on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer TV, but I like Radio

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sure as hell easier to multitask.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, the way he said it made me think it was just past Ishikawa or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's EXCITING that way!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sutton looks like a young GW Bush

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

rather have watched...

frandsen and bowker…….everytime….if we miss the playoffs it will be because Sabean doesn’t want to look bad hence Winn, Rent, Molina in cleanup(crazy, we’ll never get this) and the blantant unwillingness to make the necessary changes…

they don’t want to win, they just don’t want to look bad (Bochy, Sabean) and yes I do believe this

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

shush nuthin...

how low r Rents and Winns averages gonna drop

by Timmy Cain on Aug 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

give em time, and they will

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you fell into that big hole

by aaroncallagher on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why I wanted them to get Alex Rios. After that Neukom could have told them no more veteran free agents EVER. We are done. Anytime you need a player now, bring up a kid.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lincecum, cain, affeldt, miller, sandoval, sanchez, velez, schierholtz

please feel free to trade everyone else for better players

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont feel the need to keep Miller

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, there are more players than that that I’d keep.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d also keep Romo, Garko, Wilson (last night notwithstanding), and Garko.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd keep Garko twice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine, ill replace miller with the two garkos

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

by KENN on Aug 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Miller, but I certainly wouldn’t consider him an untouchable.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it’s “Sanchae”

by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually Sanchidae.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to get involved in this conversation. I’m just going to say something stupid.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s never stopped you before!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s true. TRADE LINCECUM FOR A MORNEAU-TYPE PLAYER!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, I saw a MORNEAU-TYPE PLAYER hit a HR a few weeks ago at a LAA/MIn game. It was very MORNEAU-LIKE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was JUSTIN MORNEAU jealous of the MORNEAU-TYPE power?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, extremely.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one wears Cain jerseys. He’s not a winner.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Old news

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, this strikezone is really WTF today according to gameday.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FU Ump. That was over the plate

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA! i could see it here from Oakland

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

melting

it’s Bobby Howry!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt in?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonzalez is their Renteria

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Except for that

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes Bruce Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy staying with the short leash…

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

howry is a l-o-s-e-r

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt; some of the poorest body language around

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are we hiring 14 yr veterans with confidence problems?

by justhangin on Aug 8, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can't be a 14-year veteran

He was a minor leaguer when we traded him in 1997.

Checking: it’s his 12th year. Close enough.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the first batter. Howry wasn’t half bad. This will give him a chance to give up two more walk off homeruns in the next week.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea, like jobrien said, it’s a confidence booster… and good for him

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

preachin’ to the choir

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can gain some confidence sitting on some minor league pine

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh FFS

Because Matos or Hinshaw or Joaquin is totally better, right?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

anger management, man

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Hinshaw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was my first reaction as well

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Howry is a decent ML-reliever. He just shouldn’t be pitching in this situation.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, Howry isn’t the best pitcher in our pen by any means, but he hasn’t been absolutely terrible this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, but whatever, he’s still alright in the bullpen

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, a 4+ run cushion, at least

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

like in this game right?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good god, man, he gave up one bloop hit today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

how ’bout addition by subtraction?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, what?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOB HOWRY IS THE PROBLEM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry. Hasn't. Been. That. Bad. This. Year.

And there’s no one better in Fresno or Connecticut. So really, it would be subtraction by subtraction.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Our bullpen has been one of the best in baseball this year. I don’t think they’re exactly in need of a shakeup.

I am fond of Matos, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, the bullpen’s been great all year, no sense in doing anything, and i guess you could say that Howry is last years Walker? because lots of people like to talk crap on him, but he’s been decent this year

by PiKAgiant on Aug 8, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry’s a lot better than Walker.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 8, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not exactly good choices for a good team

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry is good

people just need somebody to bitch about

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though Howry has been prone to give up hits at inopportune times. Those memorable losses do hurt his case.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any contending team would love to have a Bob Howry right now.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No options, also thats dumb

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt time. Please be good Affeldt.

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t need “redemption” for facing one batter and walking him.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, you patzer.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM NOW

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HE IS FINISHED NOW

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch 4 was a strike according to game day

by superk1ng on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD VOTTO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD FARTO

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

eh, STFD Vato!, eh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GUY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD PERSOn!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

(half)swing-thru stuff!!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I bet that strikeout would have been awesome to watch

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I am told he threw the ball over the plate

I have no way of knowing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Heisenberg’s cat have to say on this?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

No one can find it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Aug 8, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favre

one more STFD, TWSS, FINISH HIM! and I’m going to kill myself

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 8, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD!!!!

NEW THREAD CLICK HERE NOT A RUSHROLL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…BENGIE!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

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