GameThread Episode II: Attack of the K's
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Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
pesky Gnattos
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Offspeed finger delivery
God , fooled badly , falls off his cloud and plummets to Earth.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright I’m convinced the Reds want Timmy to throw a complete game. Swinging at first pitches, bunting for outs early in the count. They’re almost making it too easy.
OH HI
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ojai2u
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
he should put a towel on
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
for whatever reason i read this as ’ winrar ’
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
yuck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
dude.
is this newsom’s MCC account?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY'RE A BUM!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They've had enough disappointment in their lives
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I try to have sex with people with homes thank you.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
homeless!!! homeless!!! homeless!!! homeless!!!
people that don’t have homes
when I look in their eyes I see sadness
they don’t have enough money to pay the rent
because they don’t have good enough jobs.
why don’t they have good enough jobs?
bbecause they don’t have a good enough education
why don’t they have a good enough education?
BECAUSE OF WAR DEBT!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t forget to wear a rubber, dude
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yoo-jean!! moves his feet in a buzzarr manner
when he swings. Rewind and see.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
sign
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
sign sigh
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
jon miller
/golf claps
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Anyone else Gameday Audio suck balls tonight?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
I can totally see him doing it anyways and annoying his wife.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Mrs. NVSFG and were talking just about that. She is probably the only person in the US that is tired of his stories.
" I remember when I was twelve, I went to se the Giants play…"
Janinie Miller gives " the look" and he shuts up.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
wow. Miller has been here 13 years already.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Nobody in Yankee Stadium is gonna have a voice tomorrow.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Yup, Papelbon just got Jeter swinging with a man on third. Going to the 11th.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Nobody in Yankee Stadium is gonna have a voice tomorrow.
Doesn’t sound like a bad thing to me.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Catch
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
it was Fred Lewis-esque
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I though he caught it?
/ducks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Miller= combover the back of his neck
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Watching the Sanches no - no I discovered a true joy of MLB - TV
You can zip right by those idiot breaks to the next inning…compressing time!!!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
o no I dint
Sanchez
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened? Its’ only 2-1
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Gonzâlez just do that ‘wave hand in front af face’ thing?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
They can’t show convicted felons using prison shanks on each other on a family televised event
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Its great that they have the marichal / roseboro clip in there
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Tyler Walker, dawg!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess I shoulda scrolled down LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
AFLAC: 4 current major league players born in SF
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Walker
Gomes
Sabathia….
…???
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I know Gomes is from Petaluma, but maybe he was born in the city?
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Tyler Walker
Nyjer Morgan
Gary Matthews, Jr
?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s the one I got
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
that's three...
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
as in Bip?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
So was mine…thus, the “gahhh.” Kinda like a Napoleon Dynomite voice.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in love
with your other woman
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No , it's GAHHH!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for a ground ball Timmy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Scott Rolen flew out to Scott Rowand
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Lolowand
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
damn it Scott
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Update from Fresno
Posey homers. 2-1 Griz after 4.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
That play was full of fail.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
To be fair to Scott, it was hit too weakly.
No chance he would have hosed Gonzalez.
But letting the Wlady move to 2nd is pretty terrible.
Along with the runner going to 3rd
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
I bet you like big wet kisses too!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He's also hitting the deck a lot!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A DrunkGiant laugh if ever I read one
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Please...
Cubs, Braves.. cmon guys. Be good just for this weekend, okay?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
not over yet but yeah..
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rockies and Braves will always collude against the Giants.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk loves him some Timmeh
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
The disappearing ERA
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OPEN BASE
/DRINKS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
MORE DRINKS
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
he has 3 of them
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
STFD FINALLY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think he was headed back for the dugout. It looked like he knew he was out.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can someone tell me what's going on with that Yankees / Red Sox game?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
There’s this thing called ‘the internet’ which can help you with this.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BANDBOX! ON THE RUN
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but I can’t find anything. No one is talking about it.
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GTFO, AMY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
BACK 2 HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
1st pitch
warning track out.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Or at least take some god damn pitches
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounded good.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
somehow had no idea about matthews. where did he go to school? anyone know?
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ah just born here.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's three an' Thighler makes six
so he’s gonna eat two of ’em
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
AFLAC ANSWER:
Apparently, Petaluma is in San Francisco
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN YOU LOUD OUTS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS???
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, I was Analy attentive as we used to say
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 7, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy is so adorable
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Wha….
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
she isnt
but she looked better than normal there
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
www.craigslist.com/casualencounters
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
boing
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
She actually looked good there
but give me a couple more beers
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
What was she doing?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Orally gaping , apparently.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
being candid
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
leave her parents out of this
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Timmy
Ready to pitch some more?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
OT: so I never get to watch television
but anyone else see that “All Roads lead to Baseball” show on espn?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
yeah
60-48 - Giants Series Record: 20-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
I only saw little bits of the Maddon and Hudson segments… Is it a continuing series?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it just said “born in.” You could live in Tuskaloosa but be born in San Francisco cuz your pregnant mom went into labor whilst on vacation…
Born: 11/22/1980 in Petaluma, CA
http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=430404
We need to alert the Reds as to where Gomes was “born”
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard she blew her whole high school offensive line
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
FISTED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
he was put out after fisting
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand tried that
it didn’t work.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
alright enough of this
why do we call him Scott?
/hides around corner
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Bonds called him Scott Rowand once in an interview
And what Barry says goes.
little milf action in the stands
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
That kid is awesome
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
(My turn) LOL
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/shivers
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Holla!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Hope is holla'ing...
…he wants his nose back!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Big time over achiever
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s the shirt. she couldn’t resit the shirt.
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
resit?
I know where she can resit
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard a rainbow!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Family tree
few branches
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
“what are you looking at butthead?”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
SIT, HOMER
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
The fuck was that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
RENTAWRECK
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
CASH 4 CLUNKERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And I just saw those leatherflashin' replays
Vic likes!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
err , the Sanchez/Garko replays
Not the Nine Million Ways To Suck replays.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
2 errors on one play
FAILteria
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
renteria overachieing again
2 errors on one play lol. go Rent!
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
Not to be an ass
But Travis woulda got that. Also Giants are trying their best to lose that game for Tim
Atlolanta give Dodgers tying run
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
fuck renteria
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck me.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Lucky #13th win!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Your run Rent
DAMN!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
FUCK
and just like that….
at least it’s unearned
60-48 - Giants Series Record: 20-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
GODDAMN IT RENTERIA.
I turn on the tv to see Renteria make 2 errors on one play. Then they tie the game.
TURN OFF THE TV!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim hasn’t looked great today.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
He's been fine
They’ve had 1 hard hit ball, a rent fail, and he’s been BABIPed to death
He has more strike outs than innings and something like a 1.00 WHIP. That’s not exactly creamed crap.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
The point is
Not At His Best Lincecum is still pretty fucking good.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Because his defense is playing with their thumbs in their ass.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 7, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My fault, I should've gone
Lincecum’s 3-0 with a 0.38 ERA in the three games where I’ve seen him in person.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
BURY HIM!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
I’m blaming this on everyone that was all “oh check out that MILF” and “oh yeah Amy G SOOOO cute”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Odds of that happening ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Renteria's last homer
April 24th.
Excuse me, I’ll be weeping in the corner for a while.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
2009 ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
More shocking
He had two homers in April! 2 in 3 games, even.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
timmy SHOULD be pissed.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
MUST. SCORE. RUNS. NOW.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Is there a PH on deck?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, but he isn’t going to allow anymore runs and the Giants won’t score for him.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
in the neck
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Balentien is a joy to watch in the field.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
/ Reds accidentally DFA Balentien
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Whoa, uip whistled on that “short” pronunciation. Was loud.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
that’s a homerun in Philly
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Replay please
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
oooh, just barely
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
timy working the line
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Tim looks very Reuteresque here
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
TIMMY!!!
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
TIMMY!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
z
lol
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum had a better at bat than the hitters.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
YEAH TIMMY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAY, TIMMEH!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
BEST AB ALL YEAR FOR SF
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
best at bat... gets a snort
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milf/crowd shots to distract angry mob from Renteria
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
he’ll do you one better!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
only he's not old enough to say "a$%holes".
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
you order has been filled
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ!!!!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ!!!
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
FUCK YEAH ZORAK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
OMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGOMOMG
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
FBAL!!!!#@$JK#@$#@
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Rocketman!
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Man, he pimp’s that one
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, I approve of the reaction
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WOWOWOWOWOWOOW
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Baron Pickoff von Iron Glove has come for your SOULS!!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Velez just stepping in here
switching to full scree…damn , too late.
/replay
/replay
/replay
/replay
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
thinking the same thing
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
that thing was a bullet
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Just came on to say..
ZZOORRRAAAAKKKK
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
And, Timmy is rewarded for his gritty-tastic game-at-bat. 2 run lead.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
I’m glad he did. He deserved it after that AB
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Homer Bailey
Well named.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
MRF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
offense
i love it
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Heh, Zorak is going to get dusted when he comes up next.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Wouldn’t surprise me at all
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
HANDS!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Balentin needs to learn to wear his cap straight
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
With the Giants getting in on the dingerz party
there might be 50 home runs hit tonight.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
watch E's feet on the rewind; it's so weird
never seen that before
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
way to go on the two out....
wait WTF, only one out?
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http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/team/coach_staff_bio.jsp?c_id=cin&coachorstaffid=120649
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by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
this
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lolwut?
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somekindof fail?
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
How cool would a dinger be right now?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Epically Cool
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Aurilia's turn
Velez: HR
Bengie: HR
Richie’s due
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
combined?
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Pablobig or stay home
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
If the Braves can't do it
We’ll just have to do it ourselves
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Love the hustle Panda
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Anybody else marvel at Lincecum and Velez stepping back to the dugout?
Unlikely one – two punch…bitchen!!!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
He appeared to grimmus as well
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
*grimmace
and yea, wasn’t it his right knee that was hurt though?
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Except this guy
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
FAIL
I meant grimmace
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
that didn’t look too good
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
freddys knee on Kruks plate…
hope he doesnt get drunk and eat it accidentally
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LOUD OUTS!!!
3 hard hit balls tonight by Molina
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
I’m gonna watch that Velez replay. It still makes me smile.
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
NOW
to make that yankee red sox game look short
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 7, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
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