Open GameThread, 8/7
Cincinnati Reds at San Francisco Giants, Aug 7, 2009 7:15 PM PDT
It used to be the law that if you mentioned the first two, you had to mention the third.
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Happy Timmy Day To All!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
a whatpost?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We got the good end of that threesome
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
GIANTS BRASS
Is the user on this site who used to do that before it was taken away from him.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
heh going camping at 6:30 AM tomorrow…FOX gets a weekend without my direct hatred
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
There arent many games I expect the Giants to win. Maybe a couple a year
This is one of them
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Don't forget the LOLineup!
LF Velez
2B Sanchez
3B Sandoval
C Molina
RF Winn
1B Garko
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
P Lincecum
Winn batting 5th? Weird. Maybe it’s to see if someone can be on base after Molina’s weak pop-up/ground-out (yay clean-up hitter!) for Garko to RBI?
And also – I’m so not happy that Aurilia has been put back on the major league roster. It’s wrong for so many reasons.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Is Aurilia back maybe because the Giants have no right handed pinch hitters?
No one here gets out alive.
With Aurilia, do the Giants have a right handed pinch hitter, or a right handed weak ground-outer?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
a right handed fake-bunter
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Fake-bunt-slash-GIDP’er
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The GIDP position has been filled
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
He is also one of the many occupants of the “suck” position
/TWSS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He is back because he is a vet and he got injured and did rehab. It’s that simple.
Yes, we are worse with him here. Yes he is an automatic out off the bench. Yes, the suffering is almost over.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 7, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So? Other players were released under the same circumstances this year already. One today, even. This is a professional sport – not a “make a guy feel good” company.
And no, unless he’s released by Monday, the suffering is NOT almost over.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Hey, 3 weeks 'til rosters expand
And Bochy will have a boatload of guys to misuse
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 7, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
7 weeks really isn’t long at all. Hopefully an additional 4 after and hopefully those 4 he is not on the active list.
The suffering IS almost over. There will be some more appearances where we wring our hands and lambast Bochy but then the season will end and he will retire and then come back as a hero.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not willing to throw away 7 weeks of a roster spot to make Aurilia feel better about himself. We’ve got lots of other guys who can come up and maybe have a chance at getting an actual hit off the bench.
The longer he uses up a spot on the bench (or, god forbid, in the starting line-up), the less likely I’ll see him as a “hero” after retirement.
The wild card could conceivably be decided by one game. If our hands are tied because of this guy, it could actually make a HUGE difference in how the season plays out. If we were 20 games out, sure, let him play. But we’ve actually got a chance of making this, and Aurilia will not help.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Winn 5th?
Rowand 7th.
(and of course Bengie)
LOL
by positiveuphemism on Aug 7, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying on hats - er , BATS
LF Velez
2B Sanchez
3B Sandoval
C MolinaJ. Giambi
RF Winn
1B Garko
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
P Lincecum
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Giambi toe’n it behind the dish
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh , I c wut i dint do ther
on with the show
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’ve really painted (or shopped) myself into a corner.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Love it
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else read the SI Panda profile
Good article, but I loathe the ‘now that Barry’s gone, it’s great to be able to be a Giants fan without hanging your head’ trope.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Yes, but WTF is up with Dunston? I got the impression that maybe my eyerolling frustration with lansford was misdirected
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
Yeah, Shawon Dunston, hitting guru
Here’s the plan: come to the majors as one of the most celebrated five-tool potential superstar rookies ever. Show exactly zero growth or development over 17 fucking seasons. Waste your career by making no effort whatsoever to develop a modicum of plate discipline. Then tell everyone that’s exactly what they should all do as well.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 7, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
had an arm, Shawon did
prolly could be an arm teacher also.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: whats the website that has the illicit streams of the MLB games… I’ve seen the URL around here a few times, I always forget it
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
J. Sanchez must’ve signed 1,000 autographs during BP. He’s a good kid.
by kdl on Aug 7, 2009 5:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He’s been known to sign game tickets for the no no with “No-No 7/10/09.”
by kdl on Aug 7, 2009 5:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
JUICE'D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Italians love baseball
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
My grandfather resembles that remark.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at those pupils.
MR.METH!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Coincidence...I think not
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
I’d be pissed if I spent al that money for 2nd row seats and had to sit behind that, even if it were for 30 secs. Stupid mascot is stupid.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bSZd1vM_A
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LINK FAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bSZd1vM_A
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved the part in that episode when Cartman got on the school PA system and was recruiting fellow pirates to join him.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
[BRUCE BOCHY JOKE]
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/laughs up sleeve at reference to physical deformity
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks better shaved

Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
His eyes don’t look as spun-out here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Their two mascots are a Murderous-looking Italian or Elmo's Over-sized Cousin

Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 7, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is thing on the right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
dude needs to lay off the coke
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My eyes feel like they’re gonna bleed
Dried up and bulging out my skull
My mouth is dry
My face is numb
Fucked up and spun out in my room
On my own… here we go
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
evil eyes
he looks like he’s about to put a bit time hurtin’ on someone
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s an unfortunate choice for some SF fans here to wear their red Memorial day SF lids today.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Aug 7, 2009 6:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
lol Reds fans
Tonight is a match up of first round draft picks from 2006 as Drew Stubbs will finally face off against Tim Lincecum. Oh wait, strike that. Stubbs isn’t ready.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Okay, maybe I'm being obtuse
What’s the Lincecum-Bailey-Hughes reference in Grant’s post? They were all highly touted pitchers drafted in the mid-90s….but is there more to it than that?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
top pitching prospects a few years ago
glad the Giants easily won that discussion
by crazedcrustacean on Aug 7, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember reading an article back when all three were in the minors claiming that Bailey would be better than Lincecum
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
BA's top 100 list heading into 2007 season
1. Daisuke Matsuzaka, rhp, Red Sox
2. Alex Gordon, 3b, Royals
3. Delmon Young, of, Devil
4. Philip Hughes, rhp, Yankees
5. Homer Bailey, rhp, Reds
6. Cameron Maybin, of, Tigers
7. Evan Longoria, 3b, Devil Rays
8. Brandon Wood, ss, Angels
9. Justin Upton, of, Diamondbacks
10. Andrew Miller, lhp, Tigers
11. Tim Lincecum, rhp, Giants
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Alex Gordon
LOL Delmon Young
LOL Cameron Maybin
LOL Brandon Wood
LOL Andrew Miller
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Longoria, Upton, and Lincecum turned out OK
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
devil
I just copy pasted it
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/rankings/top-100-prospects/all-time.html
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s probably still time for Maybin. He’s only 22, I think.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
He was the pre season choice for ROY by many of the tv personalities
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I went with Rasmus. Who had a solid first half but is colder than Pluto’s moon right now.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
As an aside – who do y’all think will be ROY contenders this year? In the AL, Ricky Romero is a surprise contender. I can’t think of who it’d be in the NL, though.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Rasmus, though he’s cooled off. McCutchen has been dynamite since he was brought up. Fowler has a bunch of steals.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
not a lot of great choices this year
oh why couldn’t Pablo have had 10 fewer atbats last year
by crazedcrustacean on Aug 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
also, I guess Garrett Jones is a rookie and he’s been pretty hot
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
BTW…Jones nick name is “The Natural”
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Edinson Volquez is out of the running
and next year, too. Maybe in 2011 he’ll finally get his just due as ROY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Gordon Beckham in the AL. That cat is dope.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to xanthan!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
and as we all know, xanthan is never wrong.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Pre season pick? or just after you got him in your POKEMONZ league?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Preseason
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/5/823854/2009-predictions#13786740
LOL at most of my other picks, though. Travis Snider 4 Life!!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Jordon Zimmerman was doing OK, but he got hurt and is out of it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently I agreed with the tv personalities on Maybin. I don’t believe he has come back up since he was demoted, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
of course. a couple of the other guys might still turn out alright players, still, but none in the Lincecum/Longoria and Upton class.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
nosleeptilplayoffs!
Yeah , Philip Bailey…hee’s a sleazy lover…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh, nobody caught that I said mid-90s instead of mid-00s. D’oh!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
MAKE IT STOP
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
is it wearing a black rubber glove on its GOOD RIGHT HAND?
oh , that’s a picture. of who , Crispin Glover? “Jingle Dale”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
When have they scheduled F.P Santangelo and Bip Roberts bobblehead night?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
November
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I Want.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The Big Kahuna!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Phil Hughes just came in
In the only baseball game that actually matters ever anywhere at all
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
all Yank Sox, all the time
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Some guy on KNBR just said John ‘Baker’ was optioned back to Triple A and that Rich Aurilia is back from a rehab assignment where he was doing well going 2/17 in five starts… haha.
No one here gets out alive.
Officer John Baker?
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Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoever they have doing the sports updates is totally Bay Area clueless. He was pronouncing city names wrong earlier and called Susan Slusser – Susan Soosher
Maybe he meant Sammy Sooser.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So I was convinced there was no way I’d get a free bubbahead when they changed the gate time… And even my parents, who got here at like 6 got some. Oh well! It’s awesome!
And I’ll have one extra, if anyone’s interested.
Whoo Timmy Day!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
um, doesn’t tk want one?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If tk already has one lined up, I’d love to get my hands on one!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
hah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit, I’m going to get saddled with WalrusMan’s pervert reputation if I’m not careful.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Is there a name for a bobblehead fetish?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
gettin head
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I have not seen this “Walrusman” post for a long time
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t recall seeing wilriv lately either.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
In heaven (not literally)
He has posted a couple times on the game day thread the past week
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think she said the Baron has her covered? If not, she does have first dibs, but otherwise, it’s yours!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 7, 2009 6:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
bobble head
Ok Grant, I have acquired Jon Miller, do you still want it for the crab?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Aug 7, 2009 6:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
If that’s what tk wants, that’s what tk gets.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 7, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds good to me
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Aug 7, 2009 7:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So
Who wants to bet the Giants offer Rich Aurilia a 2010 contract!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Rich might get offended if they don’t.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
-1
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip is a sight for sore eyes ears
Kuip is a sight for sore eyes ears
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Post FAIL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
DON’T LAUGH OUT LOUD AT MY MISTAKE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Just ignore me, and listen to CB30
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
sore brain
kuip is the little guy, Kruk is the big guy; Bip is the guy who is now elsewhere
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This Yanks-Sox game is actually good. Great crowd.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
0-0 in the ninth
NEW YANKEE STADIUM IS EXTREME PITCHERS PARK UNFAIR TO HTTERZ!!!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Amy G in Dolby Surround Sound = WORSE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT, CUBS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
THat came out wrong….
I meant suck it for their FAIL in the first inning against COL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GO GIants GO
come on giants…this series is a must sweep so i may bug the living hell of my reds season ticket holding uncle go GIANTS
by allhailtheredwings on Aug 7, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
YAY THE GAME IS FINALLY STARTING
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Votto is pretty good.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Our lineup of the first half looked sad with Pablo
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
it still looks pretty sad
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
a comment from the Red Reporter
Lincecum will eat the Reds alive and crap out an effigy of Willy Taveras tomorrow. I stand by my 6-0 prediction.
by crazedcrustacean on Aug 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMMY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, WILY
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
BAYOU!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, borderline. To be fair, if the ump consistently doesn’t call that pitch then I am ok with it.
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
GARK'D
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GARK CITY DEFENSE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
it’s amazing how much he doesn’t talk about winning innings.
no wait. that’s NORMAL
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is this vato of whom you speak?
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
GARKO HAS LEARNED THE POPUP DANCE
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
grounded
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY
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Probably
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play Rent. Nice inning Tim
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
The guy in front of me has a Bochy-sized noggin. (No, really. He’s like a human bubbahead.) I can’t see the batter’s box without leaning over awkwardly.
by kdl on Aug 7, 2009 7:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I’m rather short so I always have that problem, we lucked out last weekend as the seats in front of us were empty both games.
I don’t know when the last time someone homered from the cleanup position, but Molina last homered on July 9.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
it’s probably a safe bet he was batting cleanup
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 1 strike out in the first!?
GARBAGE. DFA.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
LOL ZORAK
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FACK
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
rofl flannery
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
+109
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
WALK
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
did molina just take 2 pitches?!?
what world am i in??
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
3-1?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
um, I thought he went…
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
DEUCES!!!!!
SHAKE EM
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
and again
DEUCES!!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Rub ’em
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
DEUCES works again… Where is Cornball when you need him?
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
COMO?
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
MONEY!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
always since now
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
$
Way to go the artist formerly known as $
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Shawon Dunston is pissed about Sandoval cheating to score on that play.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Eh, I don't mind if the cubs lose
They are only 2 games back and we play the rockies more, so we control our own destiny against them.
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he is awesome. I haven’t been to a game for 5+ years and I still remember him from back then. He would get a few BP HR balls EVERY game I went to.
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like a homeless guy
Yet is at every game. I like him
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
I really just want to know how he scored season tickets.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
The Big Giant Head
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Not classy
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
FTL
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Good call by Krukow saying the deeper you get in the count against Bailey, the better the chance he gives you something to hit.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
what a novel idea
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
not as novel as Bip's ideas
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankees and Red Sox are putting on a show
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Thanks for the update
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Garko almost got hit by Winn’s foul tip.
MAGNET!!!!
by kdl on Aug 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
UGLY FINDER amirite?
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Bengie's windup
He’d look right at home on one of those Swiss clocks
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
FROZEN
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
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YEAH JOEY
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
I won’t get stoked until the final out and the Braves are still ahead, especially after last night’s epic failure
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
That was sooo last inning
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I know… I’m at work…
Does that home run pretty much secure LOLIna’s cleanup spot-keeping for the rest of the month?
I think an O’fer the month secures his spot in the 4-spot
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
rest of the season, actually
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I nominate for 2009 SF MVP...
…Lincecum’s changeup!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Ack
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Rags looks content.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
SFD, GNOMES
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wouldn't it be nice...
If Molina would get hot for the rest of the season?
No one here gets out alive.
The , ah , elfish fellow by Joe...is that the new Fred?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Weinhard’s vanilla cream soda and fake turkey & cheese sandwich
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Burgers with cheese in the middle of the patty
Has some name, but I forget what it was
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Jucy Lucy
I have a degree in Man vs Food
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 7, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Mrs. GAA and I had Ruby’s Diner. Bacon Burger
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot dogs and beer, vacation started at 5pm. No work for 9 days.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 7, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Tacos from a place on Polk St.
Bottle of Argentine wine.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 7, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still holding out hope on Rios. Evans might have just been posturing to keep fans from getting up their hopes in case the Jays pull him back. His comments about tampering are interesting, because other teams have had no problems saying it wasn’t them.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
secret secret, i’ve got a secret
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Roll-Over on slop
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
I just realized
that this is a game with Scott Rolen and Scott Rowand FTW
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LOL
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I always say it, But I love oppo-Rent
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
I can't do these SBNation quotes but a goodie
“Homer’s fastball really moves a ton.”
“His breaking ball moves more. About 380 feet more I’d estimate.”
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
Good by Rent to get the P spot out of the way
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
+1
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
haha what?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
/loves first pitch outs
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
yeah i don’t know any of the stats. but it seems like that is where timmy has a HUGE advantage over Cain. Cain gets way more foul balls and long counts.
No one here gets out alive.
Preemptive, NO SWING THRU STUFF!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know that the Reds starting pitcher tonight is also the color commentator for the Chicago White Sox?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
dude is such a homer
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
YAY
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anyone mention that Tim Alderson pitched a six inning no hitter tonight?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
Dude motors down the line
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