Live Free or Gamethread
by jponry on Aug 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT
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Let's
Get
Dangerous!
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So I can say it again – $200 for a pylon with a round bottom and a ball super glued on top!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
How big is the shirt JM is wearing?
XXL? maybe even XXXL?
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
OHHHH YEAHHHH
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this thread have any grand slams?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
And the bacon is too floppy.
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TWSS
(seriously though – what’s up with un-crisp bacon these days? nobody wants rubbery bacon)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
runs: not just for breakfast anymore.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
that last thread was a doozie.
strong work there, jponry.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
Joooeyyyy hooonnneyyyy
You earrrned the moonneyyyy
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
Paging Jayson Stark!
How many players’ first career HR in the majors has been a grand slam?
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Raise your hand if you predicted the Giants would lose the Cain start and then win the final two in the series.
It's not over til the fat lady sings
but I think Kelly Clarkson just sang during the 7th inning stretch so…
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 5, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, let’s not start handing out game balls in the 7th inning, okay?
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
I have to idea to what you are referring.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 5, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This place is growing! I was familar with ~1/2 the posters in the last thread
Minor White > Ansel Adams
/Shoots Henchman
“Do you know what a ‘plethora’ is?”
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
“I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The babe that walks out and plants one on Martin Short at the end?
Rebecca Underwood.
Hostess at Rusty Pelican m 1983/4 , where I was a lowly busperson.
Then she met Hefner…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabes has to be really happy Sanchez is getting off to such a good start.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIGN HIM SABES
WHAT R U WAITIN FOR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Uglier reliever, Brandon Medders or Justin Miller?
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
Guys we lost this game already remember
The Giants have not won a game this year in which they trailed by 3 or more runs.
He thought stamps were still 33 cents
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 5, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m getting nervous.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Meh
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
Rags: “Get outs, mother fucker.”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
That is so annoying that they have that train horn go off after EVERY run
I laughed when they did it though yesterday, scoring their one run of the game in the ninth, in a 8-1 lose.
what happened?
Fangraphs is slow
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
^ you're all banned
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
damn you natto!
/shakes fist
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
only when the Giants are batting.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Just get this last out and turn the game over to the non-crappy members of the bullpen.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
how can that be, without BM?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol w jave a 4 run lead
and people are crap crap crappin
Mehrcy
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet! I was just thinking earlier this summer, “I could really go for a 4th final destination movie”
jponry’s new threads are sneaky. I was wondering where everyone went.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Happened to me earlier
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I managed to catch some of the game at a restaurant
LOLside FTW
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Awesome
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
so awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
HI MARIA! Hop in and we’ll go for a spin!" – Teddy
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
the kennedy jig
OH YOUR father is dead
and you mother is aged
and your brother is dead
and your son is one-legged
and your brother is dead
and your brother is dead
and your wife is drunk
and your car doesn’t float
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Whiteside not really an American
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
WIN
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So, in other words, if he orders me into a war I disagree with, I don't have to go?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
it means you can shake off any of the curveballs he calls for
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
shouldn't there be a z after the heart?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
the ragin cajun!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
looks shopped
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
PLAYING THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY
by hitting the shit out of the ball
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Doing the little things the right way, like making sure there are 3 runners on base when you make the pitcher throw you a HR'able pitch.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Close your eyes and swing out of your shoes at the 1st pitch = playing game right way
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
that's "being aggressive." Nobody won a game by getting runner after runner on base by walks, interspersed with the occasional hit.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Not this team, anyway
Every rally this team has is because hits get strung together
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I caught a bad dose of that once from my caddie
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
you know, that's not what they mean when they say you're supposed to tip him.
Sounds like your own fault.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
wait, im just getting back from lunch...
eli whiteside hit a grand slam?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Eli CRUSHED a grandslam
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Go back to lunch!
You forgot to eat your bag of chips!
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Source(s):
Good luck to all teams!
he doesnt like the giants they suck… to tell the truth i can see him to wearing dodger blue, i think he would go to the dodgers but only if hes a free agent giants would never trade with there bitter rivals.
The new york Yankees should get Lincecum so they can win the 2010 Worold series
Arbitration Legible
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was good for a quick laugh
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesnt like the giants they suck… to tell the truth i can see him to wearing dodger blue
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’ve never heard anyone besides a Dodger fan would use the term “Dodger Blue”.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yahoo answers are actual questions and answers from…yahoos.
My favorite:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 5, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i forgot about this one! lol
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
LOL Dodgers fan
Anthony – (Lincecum) doesnt like the giants they suck… to tell the truth i can see him to wearing dodger blue, i think he would go to the dodgers but only if hes a free agent giants would never trade with there bitter rivals.
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
KEEP DREAMING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hmm
Do you mysteriously have a penis under that dress?
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
DO WANT!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
That poster is from the company I work at.
I’m sitting right below one right now.
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well we are both able to sit on the internet at work and follow this thread
So it seems like both directions worked out
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I approve, but only if the grenade blows up Bengie Molina in the process
by snafu on Aug 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ie ham grenade
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
"It's because he is the bomb"
That was a bad one
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Travis is seeing his MLB career circle the drain
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Confusing the hell out of Cowboy fans in Texas
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
where my romosexuals at
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
right here, word
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No. It's a whole other set of reasons that makes you bi-curious.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Usually involving alcohol.
Err, or so people tell me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Great line from 30 Rock
“Bisexuality doesn’t exist. It’s just something they invented in the 90’s to sell hair products.”
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
this is a horrible strike zone. has been all day.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
Oy
My glasses fell off my desk and I just stepped on them. Fortunately, I managed not to damage them.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
He needs to sprain his ankle in the process
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Switch to monocles.
They’re funnier, and you can keep spares.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
And when something you read astonishes you, they make a cool POP sound
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
randy winn classy?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
velez has his hit streak in jeopardy right now
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
ha ha
I had that tape…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG GUYS!!!
Can’t wait for Giants/Dodgers… I’ll finally be able to watch my beloved Giants on my 60’’ LCD HD flat screen. Ugh, it sucks living in Dodgers/Angels territory
Cy Lincecain FTW
wtf taking Romo out?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lefties must pitch to lefties don’t you know
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
So we do holds in my fantasy league..I have Affeldt..Do I get a hold now that Affeldt’s coming in if we win?
If he finishes the game
This is a save
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
steve moskowitz has the worst adams apple ever
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
good pitching, mang. keep it low, induce grounder, get GIDP
3. Profit!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
It’s like you look for the absolute worst nicknames for everyone.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s like he’s the new bradleybear.
(Wait, is that who I’m thinking of? The guy who showed up early in the season and gave play-by-play on early games, complete with awful nicknames)
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Was it “Bay Bear”?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THAT’S it.
I think there’s also a bradleybear, though.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
There is. He posts rather frequently
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
what do you think Pablo and Tejada are saying to each other?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
and Miguel replied
" I had some fruit roll ups here, but turns out they were older than I thought they were – so I had to throw them out"
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys signed Rent, ROR!
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like the way Whiteside moves his body to do the block, rather than the lazy Bengie backhand we usually see
BLT= Benji, Land Tuna
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JPonry or Natto (whichever is on duty now)-- good call on the cutting of that part.
Thank you
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
SIT, MICHAELS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
Michaelols
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Vanessa Hudgens looks too much like my sister to enjoy looking at nude pics of her. Just not cool, man.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
So what's your sister up to these days?
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Already has a PH strike out, I think.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
FINALLY ZORAK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FBAL STREAK ALIVE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
ZORAK the TERRIBLE
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
subtle how Kuiper keeps reassuring the audience that Krukow's back on Friday
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
These are perfect radio games
Love me some Jon Miller
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
subtle how Kuiper keeps reassuring the audience that Krukow's back on Friday
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
we need it
I watched 3 innings of Bip at the gym; that was enough.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I don't know why it did that!
I suspect that the server is drunk.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
zorak is going to break dimaggio’s record, book it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Once you go mantis you never go back
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
"BLOOD DUMPSTER!!!!"
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand why Fred Lewis keeps them from hitting HR all the time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
subtle how Kuiper keeps reassuring the audience that Krukow’s back on Friday
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
subtle how Kuiper keeps reassuring the audience that Krukow's back on Friday
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez…jeez.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
subtle how Kuiper keeps reassuring the audience that Krukow’s back on Friday
im totally in on this
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo's going into their locker room after the game
to kick some ass
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo is going charging into the Astros clubhouse after the game!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Velez's base running idiocy
just got him to third.
and now to home.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
DISASTROS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
ASTLOLS!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
bad kuiper!
low flying is not acceptable
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
ASTRLOLS
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
THE BATTLE OF BOWKER HILL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
BOWKERMANIA
PLAY HIM EVERY DAY
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
trade for reliever
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
How about Rowand/Velez/Schierholtz outfield? We could stand a few games minus Scott, Classy Winn and F. Lew.
by kdl on Aug 5, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
wut
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Totally sarcastic. Promise. I want Nate to play EVERY DAY.
by kdl on Aug 5, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to catch on to the local lingo
I think you all fell into the sarchasm.
by kdl on Aug 5, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American,
Fight for what’s right, fight for your life!
You probably don’t mean the original version, which was sung by Sherri Martel.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
More wrestling theme song trivia
Real American wasn’t originally Hogan’s theme. It was first used by Barry Windham & Mike Rotundo, who were in a patriotic-themed tag team at the time called US Express.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Correct. The cut of that song I have on my computer has at the end of the song, Jesse Ventura and Mean Gene Oakerland, talking about Windham and Rotundo.
That’s from The Wrestling album, which I own, actually.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Nowadays they just all sound like the same crappy song, for the most part.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Also, The Wrestling Album has Real American, but otherwise it’s not a collection of theme songs – it’s a collection of songs sung by wrestlers. Epic.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
It’s from the mid-80s, so no.
I have heard some of Savage’s raps, though!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Lord knows I’ve listened to this cd a few times. Ah, booze makes a lot of things hilarious.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIMMMMM!"
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAMEEEEERRRRIIIIICAAAAAAANNNNN
DREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAMMM
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine is the Brood theme
No joke.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Edge and Christian were the most awesome tag team ever.
FIVE SECOND POSE!
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Also...
You think you know me.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
CHRISTIAN!!! CHRISTIAN!!!
At Last, You’re On Your Ow-oh-oh-oh-owwnnnnn
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually...I said American Dream earlier, but...
I gotta go with The Four Horsemen.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm.
I started watching in the late 90’s. Would that be No Chance in Hell?
Also, Undertaker’s Ministry theme <3
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
the real legacy of Bowkermania
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
It SHOULD be our National Anthem.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Instead of saluting, we do Venice Beach poses
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I have not watched since probably 2003. But the music is actually pretty good to come out of it.
some of it.
I have not watched since probably 1989.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I stopped watching after the Shawn Michaels/Brett Hart fiasco
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That was Owen Hart, Bret’s brother.
Owen died on a WWF PPV. Bret just got screwed over.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
GREAT Craig Kilborn joke about the Blue Blazer incident
Left behind was his partner, White Turtleneck.
People went NUTS over that joke and he actually apologized, which disappointed me. He was pretty shaken by the reaction to that joke. Odd.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
I can’t really watch WWE after the Chris Benoit incident. I had already stopped watching ’cause the shows had sucked for years, but that really sealed the deal for me.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I sometimes watch TNA, as badly as it sucks, because I really like some of their wrestlers. But I have too much of a bad taste in my mouth when it comes to McMahonland.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I tried watching TNA, but I can’t stand a lot of their guys. They seem to be turning into WCW ver. 2.
Yep
They’re currently in the midst of a huge creative shakeup (Jeff Jarrett’s on the outs due to….uh…well, due to the fact that he’s sleeping with Kurt Angle’s ex-wife), so maybe they’ll bring in some decent writers.
I really like Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels, Alex Shelley, and some of their other homegrown guys. They’ve gone way over the top with retreads, though, and like I said the booking is awful.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
You really cannot blame the WWE for Benoit.
He was one of my favorite wrestlers, but he had a lot of underlying problems and all the years and brain damage were not helping.
I didn’t say I blamed them. It’s just that I already had a bad taste in my mouth wrt WWE/F, and that pushed me past the point of no return.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I don't remember what was happening when I stopped
I think Shawn Michael, Brett Hart and Undertaker were involved in something. It was around 97 or 98
Well, if it was Bret and Shawn in 97...
It was probably the infamous Survivor Series Screwjob, where Vince McMahon changed the outcome of the match without telling Bret.
He was about to jump ship to WCW and he was the current WWF Champion. He was originally slated to win the match at SS, however, when Michaels had him in the Sharpshooter (Bret’s signature move), Earl Hebner calls for the bell (and McMahon storms to the timekeeper and says “ring the fucking bell”) and promptly gets TF out of dodge. The announcers have no idea what is going on. Michaels stands around looking somewhat confused and Bret spits in Vince’s face before the show goes off the air.
In the locker room, Bret punched out Vince, who apparently broke his ankle falling down from it. He went back out to the ring and finger-painted “WCW” in the corners of the ring. The rest, as they say, is history.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean the picture
There are like 7 things wrong with it
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
I was never much of a fan. At least he wasn’t as annoying as Brian Christopher, though.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
YA GOTTA TAKE A STAND, IT DON’T HELP TO HIDE
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I GOTTA BE A MAN, I CAN’T LET IT SLIDE
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
heat stroked texans, that’s who
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably the same guy who put a fuckin hill in the beautiful minor league stadium here in Albuquerque…
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i miss kruk
just another LA LA LA LAUGHER
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
I love that Joey’s still hanging out at the dugout railing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
"Getsrowandtoendtheinning"-- new word that will enter the next edition of dictionary, based on numerous usage
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Scott fucking sucks
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
10 different Astros each have one hit
Way to scatter them
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Why not Valdez - I'd rather see him get some work
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
good job ya'll
don’t forget , FREE JON MILLER BUBBAHEADS FRIDAY NIGHT FOR THE FIRST 20,000
go giants!!!!
11 game road trip?
D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Howry Save situation
up by 4 or more = “Howry Save”™ Merkin
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STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I think we should play Houston more often
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Soon Eli Whiteside will be the highest paid catcher in MLB.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Then Eli Whitney will be the highest paid cotton gin inventor.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
Then Eli Wallach will be the highest paid Tuco.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost posted that earlier..
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not totally ridiculous
Not saying he is the best QB, he isn’t. But he plays for a huge market team, and he has won the big game so, can’t really fault him.
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 5, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
the fact that he makes more than Peyton and Tom Brady is a joke.
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
a crack dealer
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t get me wrong. I love Josh Hamilton. he’s my 2nd favorite non-Giant, but I also like drug-related wisecracks.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD KAZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Vernon Davis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BOB!
FINISH THIS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WTF
payback for Pablo
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, he should have let it slide and get the guy out.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
About as effective as having Ramon Ortiz bean someone on the Round Rock Express
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3b for 3b
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
DRILLED
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
and that's what happens
when u retaliate
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
fuckin’ howry
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL THIS PARK
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WILSON WARMING UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yet
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT EM ALL!!!
(boldface, capitals, and exclamation points so you know I really mean it too!!)
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Director of post-home run entertainment in Houston: Bubb Rubb
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 5, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
woo woo!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWRY!
FINISH IT THIS FUCKING TIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh Velez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow bobby howry fucking sucks
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
yikes. Velez is awful on defense.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Thank god Sabean only gave Howry a one year contract.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
he hasn’t been horrible this year, but we just can’t trust him in critical spots.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
this is what happens when you worry about retaliation instead of getting fucking outs.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Was that definitely retaliation?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
seems like it was. if not, just a lot of coincidences
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, quick quiz
Save or No Save
Whats the situation?
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jctGamer is correct, weird ass save rule
pitch at least 1 inning protecting a lead of 3 or less
or
tying run on base, at bat, or on deck
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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
also
pitch 3 or more relief innings to finish the game.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I think this is right.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Well considering the way Wilson likes to make things interesting…I’d say it will end up being a save situation
It can't end up being a save situation
Saves are determined by the situation when the pitcher enters the game. This is not a save situation: the tying run is not on deck.
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 5, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
shoot me or the Bip, I don't care which.
one of us has got to go.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
BRIAN!
FINISH IT FFS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DANCE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GO GATOR GO!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
subtle how Kuiper keeps reassuring the audience that Krukow's back on Friday
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 5, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
stay classy america
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
i clicked….
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He invented something.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
thumb face
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
celebratory minor league card
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LOLOL
vancamper?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Really? May I have his SSN as well?
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 5, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
FTW
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
scary thought
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
obtained from a old minor league teammate
BTW, I hear he hates being called Vancamper
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LOL NL WORSTR!!
but how many innings have the Giants won?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
what in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on here!?!?!?!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
lol, did you guys have all those GIFs queued up and ready to go or what. my computer just shit a brick
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
YO JOE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
lol I didn’t expect Whiteside to sound like that for some reason
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he’s a good ol’ boy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WELL HE DID INVENT THE COTTON GIN
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day he was born
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
celebratory "all natural" muscle
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Please no
I really want Pujols to be clean. Or at least a robot.
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 5, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re probably the only one here who wants that
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, others have expressed that opinion.
I’d think it was hilarious if he tested positive, though, so I could rub it in the face of Cardinals-loving cousin, who’s hardcore anti-Barry, who apparently would never have done anything and wouldn’t have been a good player at all without OMG DRUGZ.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Really, has Schadenfreude surpassed our love for the game?
Look, Bonds is still my favorite all time player. He did it all when he was young and old. And I have loved the revelations about Manny, ARod and Papi. But Pujols is so good without the ego. In rebranding and saving baseball, he is like the hitting counterpart to Lincecum. He isn’t a giant, but I want him to be clean.
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 5, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s not a robot, he’s a machine.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the kind of game we haven't won all season
All season long, when we’ve been down 3, we’ve lost. If our starting pitcher gave up an early lead, even if he subsequently settled down and pitched well, we’ve not come back. This time we did. Garko was great; tied the game with his rbi single. The Whiteside slam came in the context of a big inning, where Moehler had thrown a lot of pitches, where we’d worked counts. To win like this, on the road, genuinely feels like we’ve turned a corner. Plus, we’ve clearly now found our fifth starter. Go Phillies tonight.
Maybe a little early for the “clearly found our 5th starter” talk. Don’t forget that Sadowski started off with 13 innings of shutout pitching.
Joe Martinez >>> TBS
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Martinez actually has had success in the minors
and he actually seems to know where hes throwing his pitches
I’m gonna agree with snafu here.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
celebratory scoreboard snafu
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Kuip doesn't agree with Papa that Bip had a great road trip
painful pause, eh?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
subtle how Kuiper keeps reassuring the audience that Krukow's back on Friday
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol
he’s hiding his birth certificate under there.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
take THAT chicken legged mouth-breather
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like if I make a post-game thread, Grant will SWOOP in and make me look dumb again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This thread is getting up to 1000 comments though, plus gifs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
celebratory crotch grab
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
I feel like I should have a gif
But every time I try, I get pwned by the “No hotlinking” or something. I will find one
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Preview is your friend when hotlinking.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
photobucket is your friend
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
I never noticed the way Eli pumped his arms as he was standing up. Awesome.
by kdl on Aug 5, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
celebratory asian baby
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