BaconThread III
by jponry on Aug 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT
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BALDWIN FUCK YEAH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s not just that. There are a ridiculous number of shit horror movies out in recent years.
I need more horror films, vampire films, and werewolf films like I need a hole in my head.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
how have jponrys threads fair? does she score runs?
how many wins over replacement mod is she?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
I’m the Fred Lewis of mods.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
CLANK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wildlife carnage on the patio!
I brought the hummingbird feeders in to clean and refill, I haven’t taken them back outside yet. There are about 3 hummingbirds outside creating quite a ruckus!
hummers rule
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH they do.
(heh heh)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still fascinated by how fast they flap their wings
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
"You like trading cards, I like trading cards"
Oh Bip
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
wrong
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
fuckin A
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
BC? Nah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions
Velez needs to prolong the hitting streak.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions
HACK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
sooooo
everyone on the ESPN comment boards is calling for the bullpen and are ragging on Joey for giving up those 3 runs
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions
Your first problem
Reading the ESPN comment boards.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
True story
it’s really really really really bad
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Who cares.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 cares!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
why on earth are you paying attention to the ESPN boards?
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ill take a classy walk
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Damn...
The guy goes three AB’s without a hit and he sucks again?
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
isn’t it obvious?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
When did I say he sucked? He looked completely confused on all three of those at-bats. He was bound to come down from his hot streak.
chuck merriweather
bizarro strike zone, doesn’t like ball four.
How the hell did Fat Lee catch that?!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t think Velez would have caught that.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
PUT BOCHY'S FACE ON THAT BALL AND YOU CAN REALLY DEVELOP YOUR SWING!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
oh great, bochy alzheimers commercial...
now i feel guilty.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
run away, run away
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fine.
Rather have Franchez, Pablo, Garko leading off anyways.
Because it's not very funny.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
heyo!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
JOE MORGAN SWING TRAINER!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
Um, "Joe Morgan's swing trainer" is a tee with a ball permanently attached...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It’s a weeble wobble with a ball attached.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what Zito said
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, it’s like those inflatable boxing guys that would pop right back up after you hit them. I can’t remember what they are called
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
that moves a little bit after every time you hit you
so youd have to move over a little bit every swing. that would get annoying.
And really, it doesn’t matter if you actually hit the ball. I’m imagining a bunch of kids hitting just below the ball and still knocking down the weeble, and then getting confused when they keep swinging through pitches in a game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
They don’t even tell you how much it is. How much do you think they are charging for this piece of shit?
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s 200 fucking dollars.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
DUDES......
remember the days when we would see multiple bombs like everygame….Kent, Bonds, Burks, Aurilia, man…steriods and all,
I MISS ME SUM HOME RUNZZZZZZ
lol “how do ballplayers find housing?”
I don’t know..are they rich adults, or poor orphans?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
they have relocation people, I’m sure.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders warming up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
based on pitch fx it looks like Joemilio Estevez is getting squeezed by the ump
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Aug 5, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
JOEY
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he obviously ate too much of the 80 year old bubble gum
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me, or does it look like Garko does a little toe tap on 1st every time he catches the ball
With malice towards the Dodgers
i love carlos lee’s fat little piggy face— something only alec baldwin can share my feelings on
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Aug 5, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
garko looks like a really really tall midget
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
he's only about 7 inches tall on my tv
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
are Giants ahead? THAT would be amzn
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD LEE!!!
all in all, really not a bad start for Martinez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Also I like
no walks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Take away that horrid 2nd inning, and he was actually pretty good.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
STFD
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
Reminds me of
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
SIT, MRS. LEE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
My mother in law will sit wherever she pleases
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
These Warriors commercials make me laugh
No idea why
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
I'm feeling fat and sassy
I live in a giant bucket
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 5, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy Sanchez can’t be scrappy, he’s not white.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Mexican-American apparently.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
8 in a row retired, ugh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I wish BIp would retire
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
recycling dunce caps
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy looked weepy
must be thinking about Bochy’s play calling
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
HEY PANDA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Golf shot!
Think he used the pitching wedge.
rally hats for garko
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions
Panda knock
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions
It would make me oh so very happy if Sandoval won the batting title.
Speaking of which, who was the last Giant to do so other than Barry? I can’t remember.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Mays 54
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL PUDGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Garko is no better than most of the hitters we already have.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions
He’s not that great of a hitter as first basemen go, but you’re wrong.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
GARK'D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
POLO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
yay!
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
basehit
I called it. Not a dinger, but we’ll take it
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
GARK CITY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
wooooooo gaarrrkkkd
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Garked it!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Anyone have Mark DeRosa's number?
I want some of that luck.
we built this city on garrrr- koooo!
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bengie. The answer is always Bengie.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
ROWNADS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
Garkslow
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Nice hit, but Garko is still not much better than most of the rest of the team.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 5, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, he is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The only thing he does better than most of the team is take pitches, which is a valuable asset. However, .280 with 11 HR and 40 RBI is nothing to bow down to.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He can't dp!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
keep it comin!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
He didn't score?????
How many of these types of plays have happened to the Giants?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
LOL WHY WOULD YOU WALK RENTERIA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This ballpark is such a joke. Singles can’t score runners from second and smashed balls to left turn bounce off the wall and turn into singles quite easily.
at least it's garko and not molina
molina would still be on 2nd
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
Intentional walk to Renteria? Now I've seen it all
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ishikawa for whiteside
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
I just came to comment on that.
That was hilarious.
by Uncle Russel on Aug 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally off-topic
But, when I’m working, I’m always fascinated at what people think the afterlife is like. Because mostly it seems just insanely mundane and pointless. For example:
I have no doubt that the angels will be running an agility trial in heaven, and Bev will be right there winning every class!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
There's obviously some history there
I don’t think that’s what this person actually thinks what heaven will be like.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
People say that kind of stuff all the time
Here are some more examples I’ve collected:
Marie, now you are making ice tea for all in heaven.
She has now join the rest of the Twin Cities Creators in heaven, where there is no dust to worry about and display area all over for their miniatures.
I know she is giving Jesus lessons on the Cajun Waltz.
know you are in a better place now, no sickness, no medicines, probably out picking up rocks.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Yes, I hear this type of thing a lot too. And it's not even my job to read them.
But I really do think people say it more as a tribute to the person who just died. Why do you think it always has to do with the person in question?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yeah, of course it’s meant in tribute. I just find it odd.
And aside from that type of thing specifically, I get a lot of entries that talk specifically about how people really do envision heaven, and generally it comes across as being exactly like Earth except you have wings and you get to hang out with Jesus.
Which is fine. Just strikes me as odd, like I said.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Why?
Those things mentioned above are what made the deceased happy. Is it so odd to hope that they are now doing exactly what made them happy?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I like listening to music and watching baseball in this life, but when i get to heaven I’d like to be a rock star and play for the Giants. It should be a lot better.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
We could take this glib remark and have a long and complicated conversation on it
But I suspect that you don’t want to have that conversation.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It really seems like I’ve offended you, so I’m sorry for that. None was meant.
I guess I just approach this from an intellectually detached position – I wasn’t raise religious, but I’ve read a lot of religious texts and such, which are all about transcendence and becoming one with the divine and all that. The notions I’m talking about, like going to the dollar store in heaven and hanging out at the heavely casino with Jesus do, as I say, seem rather mundane by comparison. I don’t begrudge anyone any of it – it’s just foreign to me and I find it curious.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
You haven't offended me at all
I find that I am just much more empathetic than most people. I have no idea what heaven looks like. I just completely understand why these people have those thoughts. It simply comes from a desire for the recently deceased to be happy. I felt that you had a misunderstanding, so I thought I’d clear the misunderstanding up. Or, at least, what I thought was the misunderstanding. Perhaps it is I who have the misunderstanding…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Well, I’d certainly like to think of myself as empathetic, but I think this is one of these things that, when you see it constantly, just starts to seem silly after a while, if that makes any sense.
I also tend to be skeptical of any theology or philosophy where one’s belief is based on what makes one feel better. It is, as you say, understandable in context, though.
I really do want to know where the idea that you become an angel when you die comes from, though. I’ve read the Bible pretty extensively, and in Biblical terms, angels are pretty clearly intermediate beings between humanity and God. But the popular notion seems to be that you fly up to heaven and get your wings and that’s what an angel is. Again, it’s fine if people believe that – I just don’t get where it comes from.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
There’s actually a lot of things that christians believe that aren’t in the bible. Like Hell being a place of fire and brimstone, for instance. If I were to guess, I would say that Hell (if it exists) is simply a place where all of the bad people go so that they can be bad people to each other.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Well, yeah. I’m just curious as to where that one comes from, as it seems to be so widespread.
If I recall, Hell-as-burning comes from Dante. Although his Hell is actually frozen at the center.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
This is why I am looking forward to Hell.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
Not only that
But if this really is their idea of heaven, then I don’t see why it’s so mundane. Everyone is doing exactly what they loved to do in life. How is that bad?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Garko still heading for third
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Hey Eli:
I’m not gonna get greedy, just do us a favor hit a deep fly ball, so Garko can tag and score …. Thanks
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Anyone else think that Eli Whiteside sounds like someone you’d meet in Oregon Trail?
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
you have a spare axle
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
presto flip=HR
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
wow
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
WHITE MOTHER FUCKING SLIDE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
AHHHH!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
ELIELIELIELIELIELIELIELI!
ELI WHITESIDE!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
SUCKERS!
In your face, DisAstros!
Good job, old man hair catcher.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
OOPS
That was the best sac fly I’ve ever seen Eli hit more of those!
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
DFA BENGIE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
ties Kuiper
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
this won't be the last time this is said.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 5, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
MY BOY!!!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions
GIVE THAT MAN 91 MILLION
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Eli Whiteside
Most unlikely grand slam since Shawn Estes?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Estes was a pretty good hitter…one of my all-time favorite Giants moments.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
lol astros
can’t believe they walked rent
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
WE'RE WINNING THE INNING
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Joey in line for the win.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SRSLY DFA BENGIE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I LOVE BASEBALL!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ELI CRUSHEDSIDE
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside!!!
Calls No-no’s and hits Grand Slams
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions
This!
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You We all wish!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's worth every penny of that $90+ mil
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Mr. Whiteside would be a great nickname imo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Gee, think we might have him bat cleanup?
And he could slide right behind the plate.
How logical is that?
Okay, GIANTS BRASS...
Eli is great. Holm is decent. Posey is developing.
Bengie Must Go.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
whiteside has white hair?
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
I had the same thought
I am somehow disturbed by this information…
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That really just happened?!?!?
WOOOHOOOOOO ELI!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside’s hair really is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Just For Men
Distinguished Gray.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Came in to post
OMG GRAND SLAM WHITE SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was it a bomb?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
He DESTROYED it
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m still not sure where it landed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
it hasn’t yet
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Any footage on it yet?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
they do if you have gameday audio, which is totally worth the $15
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I like Ironside as Eli's nickname.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
3 HRs in 2 games
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Bip said it was playing in the clubhouse before the game. I wonder who picked that
With malice towards the Dodgers
That sure is a stupid rabbit suit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Somehow
The idea of her wearing cat ears and a tail, and nothing else, is very appealing.
That’s about as far into the “furry” thing as I could get.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to do so in person.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
dude! youre getting a dell and that strike 3 on velez was way outside says mah friend pitch fx
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Aug 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
so was strike 1
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Gameday is saying a bunch of these called strikes are out of the strikezone by quite a bit. Especially the pitch Velez just K’d on.
talk about MISSIN ME SUM HOMERUNZZZZZ
ooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeee…..right up there with Panda’s water bomb last week
Bip is awful at delivering advertisements. I never realized how good Kruk was at not making it sound dull and obvious.
Fixed:
Bip is awful at delivering advertisements. I never realized how good Kruk was at not making it sound dull and obvious.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
better late than never
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
what was Joey’s pitch count at?
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
Actually this would make perfect sense if you want each division to have 5 teams.
Move the Astros to the NL West and move the Diamondbacks to the AL West. That will give each division 5 teams.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That screws up the schedule when there aren’t even numbers of teams in each league
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well there are an even number of teams total, it’s just that two NL teams have to play each other during interleague.
Without perma-interleague, as mentioned below, every day would be an off day for some team
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw in double headers everyday…the game will be much more fun that way. ;)
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
and then one team from each league will be twiddling it’s thumbs every day during the season, unless you want a permanent interleague series.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Throw in double headers everyday…the game will be much more fun that way. ;)
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
For the person last thread
who asked how opposing pitchers are batting against the Giants this year:
.150/.187/.195
pitchers batting vs. NL overall:
.138/.181/.180
So…we’re somewhat worse.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
You know this team is actually good
We have an actual viable offense since the trades. Even in the 4-3 loss we were a few breaks away from winning it.
Yeah, good thing Giants made that trade for Whiteside.
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 5, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
and Velez
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I was against both trades
But something is different. Maybe its just psychological. Maybe its just Velez heating up. But the offense is def. less impotent
twss
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You are probably right. However, I think if anything changed the mental outlook of the Giants it was probably the confidence that came from beating Philly 3 out of 4 games.
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Btw, the person who asked how my threads do… NOW YOU KNOW!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Do we call up Pucetas
and have Cain pitch against the Dodgers?
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 5, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
I’d rather have Cain pitch against the Dodgers than the Reds. That’s all.
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah you could switch Sanchez/Cain’s spots. Forgot they had a day off tomorrow
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT PUDGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
noise complaints from my neighbors. Its 1pm fer chrissakes. and eli whiteside just kicked the astros in the balls.
Choppin' broccoli
I rather enjoy watching the Giants scoring runs
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
This "win the inning" thing is starting to hurt my brain.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
I don't want him on that wall
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ustream chat is hurting my brain
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave for lunch...
And miss a WHITESIDE GS. WTF?
Also, Eli lives on King Street. (Or somewhere nearby.) Salkers, GO!
ikr
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA Molina.
There, I said it.
Aurilia too, please.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
IT IS A NEW AND CONTROVERSIAL VIEWPOINT!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in the "just don't have him bat cleanup" crowd
but now, not so much.
We’re better without him in the lineup. It’s the cold, hard truth.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad IBBing Renteria turned out to be such a bad idea.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WHY DID WE TRADE FOR FREDDY SANCHEZ HE’S IN A SLUMP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol
HE’S LIMPING
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Breaking News
Freddy Sanchez knows how to hit
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
So this offense
when we were down by 3, no longer felt like the game was over. It was a strange and new world. This offense can now….score?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/was wrong on freddy AND jonathon sanchez
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Use Pedro Felizs have something to say to you
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
/goes 1-4 w/ 3 K an d1 hr
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok Ryan
GARK THIS ONE!!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo Hackoval
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
Is anyone else having trouble unsubscribing from the mlb.com spam after the all-star voting? Clicking on the unsubscribe link isn’t working for me.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
You have to click one time for each time you voted :)
by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
irl cry/laugh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rule #1 – don’t use your real or even your spam email. We all used Victorino_sucks@rectumface.org…
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It takes a while, but eventually they all die off.
But yeah, that was annoying.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
when you click on the unsubscribe thing would it say anything? I’m just getting a blank screen.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
I got an unsubscribe screen that let me unsub from all mailings. i think it took two or three tries before all the spam stopped.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Freddy is hitting over .400 as a Giant now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SMALL SAMPLE SIZE
WUT IF ALDURSIN IS NAMED WORLD SEERIZ MVP
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
WHAT"S GOING ON OUT THERE? REPORT!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
For the better?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Rox fan, Not trolling...just bored
WTF is going on…scoring runs on the road now. Can’t even look forward to your
road trips and Houston has been a NL West killer this year. Oh here is a tidbit from
the AP in Philly “Three men allegedly involved in a fatal fight over spilled beer at a Philadelphia Phillies stadium bar are in court for a preliminary hearing.” Nice place to take the family for a baseball game. Par for that city, it’s nasty and so are their fans.
Go Rocks….looks like we need to take 2 of three to keep pace.
Good competition. This is definitely keeping both clubs on their toes.
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We can all hate Philly fans. Also, LOSE PLEASE.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Member there
Will probably post a bit there on Puple Row now as have some extended time off from back surgury , although mainly like just reading the comments.
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NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like they never learned how to play a ball bounce off a wall.
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?!?
How close can you come to hitting a HR and not?!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
GARK CITY!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
GARKOS NO BETTER THAN THE REST OF THEM GIANTS BRASS 109
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How did his slow ass get a triple?!?!?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
He is the terror that flaps in the night!
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 5, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Gark is thinking
Wutz a brotha gotta do to git dingrz?
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
SUCK IT ASTROS
can we play them from now on?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
For the rest of today.
That’s all they can stands , they can’t stands no more.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
3rd career triple
wonder why?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
I think its awesome when Garko plates Sanchez
and the rest of the lineup is full of fail
With malice towards the Dodgers
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
jmst!
garko is using it
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
F DOT DEFENSE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
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