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draw!
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
Jesus, new thread and it’s only the second inning. We’re all sad, sad people.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Well, there was a lot of bacon discussion on the last post.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You know, Sanchez/Sandoval aren’t a bad 3-4 combo. And yet you know Molina will be hitting first-pitch GIDPs tomorrow. Sigh.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
SHORT PORCH!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
define "soon"
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions
BROKEBACK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Depends
how many innings have they won?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HACK!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
when did Row& start running with both arms flailing behind?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Edgar Renteria
Not a very good hitter.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Ha
Miller with the Eli’s Coming reference.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
eli looks younger than timmy
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions
we’re not likely to win this inning now. great.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions
Is the TV feed ahead of the radio broadcast for anyone else?
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
Really? I can’t ever remember seeing tv ahead of radio. Sometimes when I’m working I listen on the radio and have the tv on mute, and when sometime awesome happens I can always look over and watch it five seconds later.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Radio was ahead as usual as of last inning for me.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
double bogey
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
BIP!!!! F*&ING MORON
just took the time and oxygen to say that pitchers want quick outs at beginning of game (unlike the leisurely ones they want at the end), and that the “Giants want to make him throw as many as possible”!!! NO, Bip, WATCH THE GODDAMN GAME— they SUCK at making the other guy throw pitches.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Man, I really wish Michaels hadn’t caught that ball by Garko, because we probably aren’t going to score otherwise.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
like all the great pitchers, you need to get to Moehler early on before he settles in…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
No mention from bip about winning the inning
wonder if someone told him to cut it out
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I confess
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Kuip probably gave him some “constructive criticism” that went something like “STOP TALKING ABOUT WINNING INNINGS! THAT’S FUCKING RETARDED!”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Bill Clinton was brought in to speak to him.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WELCOME BACK JOEY

Poor quality, but first try in paint w/ no ‘shop. And no mouse for lasso’ing
lol what kind of “history” are the Raiders goin to make this year?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TWAS?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i don't understand how we can't win series on the road...
when we have matt cain and tim lincecum….
i know on the road this year it has been rare that they pitch the same road series….we might want to change that
Uh, the pitching generally isn’t the problem on the road.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fred Lewis is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No at bats since he started in the game I was at on Friday. When he went 2-3 with a walk and a nice catch. :(
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
imperfection and fallibility of man, something something
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
omg!
a picture of a girl on the internet!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I can see her niblets!!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Can of Corn! Looking good there, baby!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I normally am not a fan of the first syllable of each name thing (ManRam etc.), but I can’t stop yelling JoMar at the TV in a fake Boston accent.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions
Geoff
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
Geoff or Geoffrey?

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
its how i spell my name...
back in the day, in england, it was more like G-off, or Gee – off – rey
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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what about me? (my name is Geoff)
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
espn chat
james (fresno)
what is your report on tim alderson? KLAW’s report was pretty negative.
Jim Callis
(2:26 PM)
I asked a couple of scouts about him after the trade, and they both mentioned concerns about his velocity and delivery. I think fans believe in him a lot more than scouts do.
i’m beginning to wonder why we ever used a first round pick on the guy. jeez.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions
If Kevin Frandsen was in the Mets organization this season, he’d probably be team captain by now.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
or out for the year with some random injury
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
by attrition, yes.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Or fall down the dugout stairs and tear every ligament in his knee
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Loving the first pitch strikes
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions
Remember his website? LOLOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
link or it didn’t happen
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
Holy crap, Pujols has five grand slams this year. I guess you’re kind of forced to pitch to him in that situation.
Molina had five Grand Slams!
At Denny’s!
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
oh the humanity
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
You can walk him like Bonds
1 run > 4 runs
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Buck Showalter begs to differ
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Was it Buck Showalter who had Bonds intentionally walked with the bases loaded to go after Kent?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
yes
but not Kent. Brent Mayne who lined out to end the game.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
NO SWING THROUGH STUFF
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
any of you read the story on whether multiple fouls after strike 2 favor pitcher or hitter?
interesting stuff. the first 2 fouls after strike 2 favor batter; after that it favors the pitcher. I think that’s what it said.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Here is is:
http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2009/08/staying_alive_w.php
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
fuck you pudge
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions
CLANK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Joey looking to pitch five innings today.
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
/facepalm
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
fuuuuuuuu
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
NOOO JOEY!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FUCK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
Velolez
Velez looking up while the ball hits the base of the wall. Awesome defense, dude!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
It was his fault he didn’t even touch the ball, is all I’m saying.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
FLew woulda had that
Well…maybe.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I agree w/you, CC
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
OT: Holy Shit
I posted about this in the post game comments yesterday. Basically last night I was at the A’s game (hence the no Dirty Sanchez pictures) and a guy got tased. Of course it is now on youtube.
Pretty good video taken in plain site of everything. A little disturbing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EunVYJgR7U
With malice towards the Dodgers
He’s lucky they didn’t shoot him “accidentally”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone know if there is a way to turn the chat off on ustream?
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions
duct tape on that part of the screen
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
JOEY
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So is it Joey's stuff is crap, or Velez's defense?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
it hit off the bottom of the wall
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s having a hard time putting batters away, ie with Pudge.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
no swingthrough stuff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
call off your dogs
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
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Hey look he’s no better than Sadowski.
Never would have thought I would have placed so much emphasis about the 5th starter being decent before, but when you have 2 of the leagues best pitchers, and 2 other pretty good pitchers on your staff, and a future HOFer on the DL, you have a lot to live up to and compete with when you’re trying to be the 5th guy.
STFD MOEHLER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OH BROTHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh fuck
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/facepalm
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
well, that was interesting
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
hmm i wonder what else is on. oooh people’s court
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
Nothing, still no cable. :-(
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Hardly any wireless signal, so that’s probably out. I’ve been dying here for about a month and a half in my new apartment.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
WTF is this?
This early of a game? And the Giants are already down 3-0?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
So, Martinez may not be the solution, eh?
What happened with the defense?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
1st inning: damn joe martinez is sick!
2nd inning: 3-0?!?!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
Nice throw, Whiteside. STEVE HOLM can bounce one.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
one hopper
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
I really wish Randy Johnson would come back.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Very slowly hit, he was probably running on contact, then Sanchez got tangled up with Garko and he couldn’t make the throw home.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MadBum is not as good as Felix Hernandez was when he was 19. His fastball has been erratic lately and he doesn’t have any really good secondary pitches yet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If you mean at the times of their respective callups, I’d disagree. I think Cain has been underappreciated and Felix overappreciated since then though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Felix has mechanics suggesting his elbow will explode as soon as he signs his 9 figure salary
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
JUST SAYIN
NO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ha ha ha... good one.
oh— you’re serious?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Not such a good inning for Mr. Shabadoo.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Anyone who is opposed to Simpsons references is my enemy.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I love me a good simpson reference, but Mr. Shabadoo sounds more like Adam Sandler circa Billy Madison trying to talk to someone.
Speaking of Adam Sandler, what do people think of Funny People? I think it was funny enough to be good, but the message was pushed a little too much
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Yea, that’s one thing too, it was really long. Half way through I was thinking “Wow, this should be over soon.” Not really complaining about it, but just observing it.
I think she said that too
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Yikes
49 Pitches for Joey through 2 innings… not so good
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
So it appears that Martinez just needs the ball to be hit to Renteria.
Everywhere else is failtown.
oh, right
ballgame
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
BIP: “I don’t wanna sound redundant…”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/slashes wrists
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard “I don’t wanna sound retarded…”
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 5, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
“but I’m going to anyway”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
i lol’d when I heard this because I knew exactly what was coming next
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
MigLOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh no bip!
I DONT WANT TO SOUND REDUNDANT
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
BIP!!! "I don't want to sound redundant..."-- then stop talking
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Seriously, guys
It ain’t too hard to mute your tvs and listen to Miller & Flemming on the radio!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
it is when you're watching over slingbox at the office
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
audio & video out of synch
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
RAGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Great
Bip just jinxed it with his “mini rally” nonsense
please don't let this be one of those games where some awful pitcher dominates us...
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
like two days ago?
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Brandon Backe last year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
One impressive thing I just noticed about that image yesterday
In those three starts, the bullpen pitched something like 10 innings without giving up a run.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
is kuip fully ignoring bip now?
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
BLOOP ATTACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol KUIP
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
A THING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
time for a bloop and a blast.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
mole patch!
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions
Bip: Randy Winn will take that hit. Recapping: Bip says Winn will take hit.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Hit it with the home run part of the bat.
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
MISTAH F
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
this just in...
pablo gs
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
So, I like Freddy Sanchez
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
Lets Go Pablo!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions
Do you think listening to Bip is just as torturous for Kuip as for us?
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.
I see a bunt in the near future.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
a caveman sure, but not giant
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY PANDA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
success!
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
Bip needs to stop describing baserunners as "low-flying"
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
PANDAMONIUM

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
Come on Garko
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
WE'RE WINNING THE INNING
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
time for good luck, garko
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
flemming’s got a big boner for freddy sanchez’s baserunning.
also this two sanchezes thing is starting to confuse me.
“He’ll understand what his role is”? What the hell does that mean, Bip? I think he knows what his role is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
mmmmm roll
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i am happy with these results.
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions
it’s time for a little…Garko Polo
(I don’t know what I mean by that, sorry)
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
twss
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
not getting any preliminary readings on the garkometer
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
Working the count
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
take a walk garko
im in the mood for a rowand DP
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
In Russia, Panda wipes ass on Manny dreads
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
THAT WAS A FUCKING STUPID HIT AND RUN
WHAT THE SHIT BOCHY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
For those who wonder what effect a manager can have on a game — THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
WHUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wtf?
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
/facepalm
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
BOCHY HAS GREAT PEOPLE SKILLZ!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions
T
WOW FUCK YOU BRUCE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions
Hit and Run?
Really?! Fire Bochy Please.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Sandoval is not fast! How hard is it to get that through your thick skull!
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
hit and run
my least favorite play ever.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
he didn't put that bunt on. that was Pablo's own "thinking"
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
JESUS TRASH CAN HEAD, FIGURE OUT THE SPORTS PLZ
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Aug 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions
BORK BORK BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was awesome
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions
Why blame Bochy? Garko swung at an obvious ball 4.
Just because it’s a hit and run, it doesn’t mean you’re supposed to completely flail at a pitch 5 feet outside, especially with a 3 ball count.
Actually you are supposed to try and put contact on the ball wherever it is so you do not leave your runner out to dry.
This.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I think putting on the hit and run probably does cause hitters to expand their strike zone, even in a 3 ball count.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, they usually expand the zone, but on a 3 ball count,
you should just take the walk. It’s not like it was a 2-1 or 2-2 count. That was a horrific pitch to swing at.
I guess hindsight is 20/20
If coaches give you a sign for a hit and run, you swing at the pitch. Doesn’t matter if it’s over your head. The runner is going no matter what, the hope is that you making contact allows them to advance past 2nd base, if you miss that your swing slows down the catcher’s ability to throw them out.
This
Or you make slight contact to foul it off, you need to do all you can to prevent your runner from getting thrown out from the late jump.
They’re not going to get thrown out in a three ball count if it’s a ball. Maybe Bochy should have known Garko couldn’t read the pitch, but Garko shouldn’t have swung.
by paboperfecto on Aug 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
But the situation was “Bench called for hit and run, I have to try and put the bat on the ball” You can’t really question your coaches decisions mid game. If he had disobeyed he could have been fined, penalized, yelled at or whatever. Players are supposed to do what their managers tell them.
Hmmmm….I never played baseball on any managed team but everything I’ve read or heard about a hit and run in a three ball count is that it becomes optional.
by paboperfecto on Aug 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah thats the whole “hit” part. otherwise its just Panda trying to steal 2nd on a late break
With malice towards the Dodgers
Because in a 3-1 count, why call up the hit and run in the first place. Let the batter do his job and look for a walk at 3-1.
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You know the stats nerdz can talk all they want about how managers don’t matter, but man do I hate Bochy.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Yes, this is why managers matter
Maybe not a lot. But they do matter.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Wow that seriously made no sense
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions
remember guys...
bochy wants us to recycle, he cant be all that bad
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions
Damnit Bochy
Stupid ass hit and run makes Garko swing at ball 4, gets Panda caught, and pisses off Garko, so then he pops out.
What the hell?
Are you kidding me? They just keeping finding creative ways to NOT score runs. I swear to go, these guys are artists when it comes to NOT scoring runs.
AVAST YE MATEYS
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nuremberg Defense
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That went from "impacted Moehler"
to “extracted Moehler”
Kurt Ainsworth Roofing and Insulation. Great service since 2005!
>=|
Why does this always happen.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
YOU SHOULD KNOW GIANTZ BRAAZZZ
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
that picture is terrifying
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
homeless man photographed on 4th
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
The managers job is to get the fuck out of the way of his players and let them succeed or fail, not do the failing for them.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
and what are we for hiring him?
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm busy doing some things right now, while watching the game
But I wanted to log on just to say “THAT WAS SERIOUSLY THE STUPIDEST HIT AND RUN I HAVE EVER SEEN!”
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WHY WOULD YOU HIT AND RUN THERE?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
2-0 that’s a good call.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy’s game management ranking just dropped a notch. Good thing he’s still top ten in clubhouse management.
Srsly? They should have been able to squeeze out another run or two in that inning. Check the score – still losing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
OVER MANAGING. JUST DO YOUR FUCKING JOB WHICH IS SETTING THE LINEUP AND BEING A PEOPLE PERSON
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions
that’s why Bochy is only ranked 10th among all managers on the GRM scale.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions
firwood?
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy Fail
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
Velez smashes himself
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
But no walks!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez tried to head butt the wall
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
That wasn't Bochy's fault
I actually kind of like the play. The worst-case scenario is SUPPOSED to be Pablo out and the tying run scores. But lots of other good things can happen (Garko gets a hit with Pablo running, a bad throw / no throw to second, or Pablo just beats the throw) and the most likely scenario is just Garko walks and it doesn’t matter.
BUT, Garko swings at ball four and Pablo botches the rundown play…
The problem was execution, not play-calling
You never pull that play with a power hitter. He either takes ball four and they’re loaded with 1 out. Or he swings and misses and gets another shot to hit a ball 400+ feet like he did his last at bat. Horrible play
The thing you are missing is that it forces Garko into “protect mode” at the plate and he has to swing at anything close even though he has a 3 ball count.
It was a bad call by Bochy.
That’s the real problem. Garko can’t swing at his pitch. Without the stupid h & r, we’ve got bases loaded one out with Rowand batting, and the big inning is still alive.
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 5, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda don't a whole lot
never never with 3 balls
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GAWD
i tried surviving on the ESPN comment board for this game and it was TERRIBLE
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
velez, lmao
who does he think he is out there, freddy lewis?
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
shades of fred lewis
but without the hits and rbis
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
Someone clear this up for me...
…is it that the Giants have not come back from a three run lead this season, or is it that they have not won a game in which they were down by three runs this season?
i don’t understand the difference. the 2nd option sounds better though. They have not won a game after being down by 3 runs or more
With malice towards the Dodgers
this
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
some pitcher in the mets game got a save in a 9-0 win lmao
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions
Wes Littleton Award!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed this meme
What’s the origin?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Giants Rainman
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GRM
Starting here.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Well, Bochy WAS born in France, so...
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
maybe we should insist on wearing home whites everygame.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
garko aint half bad at first
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions
Damnit!
I was looking for a similar picture, but you beat me to it!
in actual life, actually laughing hard
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
out loud?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Indeed. Out loud. I should have mentioned.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Best
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I think we’re mostly just calling him Joey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And there is no way he’s going to get a negative nickname if he loses one game. if that happens, I will abuse my modly powers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Be quiet
JOEY IS MORE AWESOME THAN YOU
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
commence shunning..... NOW
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Quit now
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
THUMBS DOWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If I make a conscious decision to eat at KFC, no way in hell am I screwing around with grilled chicken.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Good point. That grilled stuff is still full of unhealthy stuff, so you might as well go all out.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
how many innings have we won?
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
I heard Bip say that he didn't want to get redundant
I’m pretty sure that means somebody talked to him after yesterday’s game.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
And yet, he’s still talking about winning the fucking inning.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
man that 87 mph fastball really ate rowand up
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Aug 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder if Renteria will ever homer again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I can’t wait till he homers here and I can be all like “THERE U GO!!!”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
18 extra base hits for Renteria all year
/sobs
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
renteria and winn both had two hrs after the first month…
and then…
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions
If Renteria doesn’t quit tossing his bat after every strike, I’m going to kick him in the nuts.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
For those of you watching on TV
Is Moehler working really slowly on the mound?
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Aug 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions
god this team is horrible offensively.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
wonder if we could sneak edgar through under the waiver wire
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions
well thank god
we got rid of torrealba
"Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again."
by WillieMaysHayes on Aug 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions
!?
I liked Torrealba, but that was like 4 years ago.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
4.5M a year is a bit much for a backup C, No?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think “the fun bunch” is going to catch on as a nickname for Zito, Cain and Lincecum.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not terribly menacing, as far as nicknames go.
And also – I don’t want Zito to rub off on Cain and Lincecum, so they should not be grouped together under any circumstance.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Under ANY circumstances? The Baron would disagree with going that far.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
All the talk of Bip reminds me of Dennis Higgins. Anyone else remember that dude?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
oh, yeah... thanks for reminding me. jerk.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow no. I do remember Steve Physioc and Ron Fairley though. Ugh bad memories
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Shitty-oc!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Higgins was only around for a year – 1999, I think. He was so bad that, by the end of the year, they didn’t even want him in the booth anymore – they kept sending him on assignments to do spots around the ballpark and hardly let him speak.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Oh wait I do remember. I forgot his name and thought you were going further back in time.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I still remember
they sent him to report from the roof of the building across the street from what was then Enron Field. That was funny. Yeah, I hated that guy.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I'm still angry
This game should at least be tied. Fuck you bighead and your cacamamie ideas.
Whiteside’s suckiness almost makes me want us to just call up Jacks Williams for the fun of it.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I’d like to see him hit in the PCL before we do that.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
He caught Sanchez’s no-no! He will forever be awesome to me
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
/facepalm
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
I’m starting to get annoyed at how the entire announcing team still pretends that Zito is an elite pitcher.
I mean, Bip—yeah, whatever—but even Kruk and Kuip do it.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Joey at 64 pitches going into the bottom of the 4th. I’d be thrilled if he made it through five, although I’m not confident it’ll happen.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
hey...
scrubs is on too
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
I really want a BLT but I have no bacon in the house, so I’d have to go out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I KNOW! All I can think about now is bacon. Damn pregame thread.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I have bacon! Yay lunch idea
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Leftover dry-rub ribs
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hearts of romaine, shredded cheese, chopped carrots, marinated chicken breast chopped into little pieces
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I needs a coffee.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Roasted chicken in an apricot/onion sauce, on jasmine rice.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
(pssst.... I'm pretty sure Natto's not Jewish)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
either bestoburger or taco hell
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I got so hungry during the bacon thread that I ate my lunch at 10:30…a ham & cheese sandwich
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD PUDGE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
joe is slinging right now
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions
STFD MICHAELS
showing a nice breaking ball this inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD, JASON MICHELLES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions
michaels is the new victorino
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions
I used to go there quite a bit during college.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s in LB
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
not yet, but im going to little skillet for chicken and waffles right now
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
He also owns a bass
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
figures
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
yes; someone does.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
1.00
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
.372 / .582 / .799
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
/hopes folks recognize that line
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I thought it was a Barry line but apparently not.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It is
2002
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
HE ONLY HIT .370 THAT YEAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
JOEY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this just in...
“its not easy to hit in the major leagues”
bip roberts
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
no wai
it so easy a caveman can do it
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Solid enough inning
Another push. Bip’s OK with that.
WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE? REPORT!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions

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