For those who don't follow LJ links, and wise you may be, The Writers' Block Question of the Day is: Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire? .... I am so not fucking around, this is what it says. Is it some kind of Vlad-returns-to-the-Angels spooage? Is it a hit on Mauer for being so cute he could maybe be in a Twilight movie? Is it surrealism to see whose tastes could possibly intersect over fantasy baseball and Twilight? Jesus Christ in the morning. WHAT IS IT AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM.