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For those who don't follow LJ links, and wise you may be, The Writers' Block Question of the Day is:

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

.... I am so not fucking around, this is what it says. Is it some kind of Vlad-returns-to-the-Angels spooage? Is it a hit on Mauer for being so cute he could maybe be in a Twilight movie? Is it surrealism to see whose tastes could possibly intersect over fantasy baseball and Twilight?

Jesus Christ in the morning. WHAT IS IT AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM.

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You don’t want to know. Just go on with your life. It really is for your own good.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 5, 2009 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to the internets! Oh yeah, try to avoid livejournal.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 5, 2009 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

What is sadder?

The fake that I know who the “Cullens” are or the fact that someone actually posed this question?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2009 7:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Run to the light , tk...

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

So its saying…which player looks like a vampire? I don’t get it.

I’m only barely aware of livejournal anyway. And I don’t think it can really jump the shark now.

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Haven’t we suffered enough? Leave this Mary Sue bullshit masquerading as legit fiction out of my beloved sport. I’m offended that the stupid bitch even went there.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 5, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not even sure I shouldn’t be offended by all the LJ-bashing in this shot (which has now scrolled) … LJ user since 2002, loud and proud! ;)

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to forget I ever saw this. WTF.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 5, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum right?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Aug 5, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

LOLWUT

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 5, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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