Top Three Trades That Didn't Happen at the Deadline
3. Felipe Paulino to the Rockies for Brad Hawpe
Man, I would have loved if the Rockies had Paulino for the four-game series at the end of the month.
2. Felipe Paulino to the Padres for Kyle Blanks.
Man, it would be awesome if Paulino were on the Padres. There are still six games against the Padres. Also, man-beast Blanks would be out of the division.
1. Felipe Paulino to the Dodgers for Matt Kemp, Clayton Kershaw, and $125M
Man, it would be awesome if Felipe Paulino were on the Dodgers for the rest of the season. It would be just as awesome to have the young core of the Dodgers on another team as they filed for bankruptcy.
Sorry, Felipe. But as the only pitcher to struggle twice against the Giants in once season, you're pretty danged impressive. Other teams should give you a whirl, and they should do so in the heat of a pennant race.
Also of note: When Jonathan Sanchez is on, it's a pretty thing to watch.
(Actually, this is just a post-game thread, but I'm not above a little Google/Yahoo whoring...)
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Boricua!
(Did I do it right Wil?)
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yay it's Wil
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Innings?
We won the battle of pitches!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
do you mean “Rockies” in the first trade?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yes. That’s why I wrote “Rockies.” Duh.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 4, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LIES!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I relike Bengie after that interview
Plus the good day at the plate.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I'm wishy-washy
I reserve the right to rehate him tomorrow.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
He just seemed really sincere about trying hard to help the team even when he knows he’s struggling.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
lol
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
no doubt he has a lot of pride and he should. I’m glad that he had a big game tonight. He’s long overdue for one. I can relax on the Bengie hate for one night, but the overall situation hasn’t changed just b/c he had one good game.
But we should enjoy this one for now.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
he’s a bad player. That doesnt make him a bad person, but its not unfair to blame him for 1) not showing any plate discipline 2) not making any effort to get into shape.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
In shape, yes. No plate discipline, no.
He learned this approach, was probably coached in it, and has had success with it. The Giants signed him knowing what he was. If they think he’s going to magically start showing plate discipline for the first time in his life as a 30-something major league catcher, they’re idiots. And so are fans if they likewise expect it.
Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?
so when computers are integrated into schools, you wouldn’t be upset with a 50-year old teacher that refused to learn how to use one just because they have never tried it?
You need to continually improve your game if you want to stay in the pros. Being old is not an excuse.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 5, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not saying he couldn’t be better. But why should he try to reinvent himself at the twilight of his career when he’s been successful (by the traditional measures he’s been raised with and evaluated by to this point) with his existing style?
By the way, I’m not arguing that he’s right – I’m just saying it’s understandable and the criticism he’s gotten for it is a bit over the top.
Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?
maybe
but how hard would it be to just decide that every third AB, he’s going to wait until they throw him a called strike? maybe I’m oversimplifying things, but it seems like that would help a lot.
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by UnleashTheGore on Aug 5, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Bengie.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just done with his hitting, but he wasn’t a bad guy (although his uber-sensitivity is a bit annoying).
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
To paraphrase Denis Leary (who was probably "paraphrasing" Bill Hicks at the time)
He’s big-assed.
Dinosaurs are big-boned.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
in his beltline?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I like him a lot personally. He seems like a really good guy. But the hitting is making us a little nuts.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I like when Bengie hits well…and he even hustled tonight to get Garko a hit, which was a pleasant surprise to say the least.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t really like him but I hope he has a hot August and September and leads us into the playoffs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I like him...
he already earned his contract for us the past two years. It’s not his fault Bochy won’t bat him further down in the lineup
Si, Can’t blame him for Bochy making bad decisions
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
This
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Kuip fighting the urge to say what is on his mind:
“I know now….what it’s like to go to hell. I mean why you said it’s hard to work with Bip.”
In fairness
He could be working with J… um… (silence). T.
by FireBrianSabean on Aug 4, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
banned
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
!!!
!!
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I had a coach that we’d call Coach Thumb. Really looked like a thumb
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked this movie way too much
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Cant like it too much
they are all so hilariously stupid. Godthumb was the best IMO
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can’t stop laughing at this
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
he's prolly a great hitchhiker
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
More like Ryckey Gervais
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
He actually has informed things to say (though certainly folks can disagree with his conclusions), but I think he’s so incredibly vastly preferable to Bip Roberts or JT Snow or anyone else I have yet seen on the postgame show.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Omg NO! That guy is the biggest pin head Giant apologist imaginable. Also, if he tells one more obviously african-american caller to go drink another Old English 800 Ice, I am going down to KNBR to stick my foot up the arse of whoever fired Krueger but lets this turdstay on the airwaves.
Aside from that I have no opinion about the guy.
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 4, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It was the heat of the moment.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
when I was in Rome a few years ago I was looking all over the city trying to locate Dario Argento’s store because I heard Asia worked the counter there and finally found it 30 MINUTES AFTER IT CLOSED. no Asia to be found :(
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
we’re just ribbin ya.
I’m envious really, I want a job that spans the Pacific.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
INSENSITIVE OLDJACKET IS INSENSITIVE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
and so it goes
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I had China on the phone today. Tomorrow I get Japan.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Korea dropped in my office today for a tour of our plant
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I had Laos over last night...
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I’m going to Thai one on this weekend.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
Firenze is pretty bomb too
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
The Italian half of my family is from Florence, and yes, it is awesome.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I favor Berdoo
besides, it’s closer
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
The whole continent?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This shoulda gone here:
when I was in Rome a few years ago I was looking all over the city trying to locate Dario Argento’s store because I heard Asia worked the counter there and finally found it 30 MINUTES AFTER IT CLOSED. no Asia to be found :(
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Several things, really.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
that's deep.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I like Velez when he’s in Hall of Famer mode.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I’m willing to give it a shot at this point.
/will regret that if it happens.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Eugenio, please repeat last year's September, only do it for two months this time
Thank you
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Fixed
only do it for two three months this time
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Gracias :-D
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Sweet
Tomorrow went from fuck it, I’ll do something else (Sadowski), to must watch (Martinez).
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Yay Joe
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
That settles it: I’m opening my own salon with flat screen TVs and sports programming, so I can get my hair did while seeing Martinez pitch.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Martinez > Fuck it
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Beau Mills struck out in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded for Akron tonight. Defenders win. Looks like he’s destined to become a Giant after all.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
has Mad Bum ever faced him? I’d like to see that.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So close to shutout #16. We have a good chance at getting 20 or more. That’s pretty impressive…more than a shutout every ten games.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
We seem to win most of those games
The pitchers should throw more of them.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Thanks, FBAL!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
just got back from the gym and caught up on the dvr… what a game!! molina, dirty, franchez, panda! fun times!
No one here gets out alive.
Man, if only the Giants had won the last inning. This road trip wouldn’t be as big of a disappointment.
tomorrow is the rubber inning, right?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Bourn is having a lot better of a year than I thought he would, and this isn’t even including his baserunning.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Not trading Sanchez might be the biggest non-deal.
Since he’s rejoined the rotation he’s pitched 32.2 innings given up 10 ER on 16 hits and 10 BB while racking up 39 strikeouts. During that time period, Sanchez sports a 2.76 ERA, a .83 WHIP, 10.7 K/p inn and 3.5 K/BB.
More please!
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Aug 4, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LL Cool J is selling NFL Sunday Ticket and Direct TV.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Just saw an ad on MLB Net with LOL Cool J shilling.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I just ordered Directv
59.99 for sunday ticket with free premier, amazing deal, couldn’t resist.
I would be forced to go with Time-Warner. I’ve only heard bad things
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
59.99 for the whole year? link?
Or is this a new member thing?
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
noooo
just looked it up. You have to keep service for 2 years, after the first 5 months the price goes back to normal. At least that’s how I read it
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The NFL package goes back to regular price after 5 months?
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, I see. 5 payments of $59.99. eh, the only one I buy is the MLB EI. That’s too expensive to see 16 Niners games
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I found...OTHER ways to see nfl games
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nice profile picture/avatar thingy
will we ever get him signed?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Stupid agent :(
I really hope so. It’s looking like I should have gotten a Morgan one instead.
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nah
you pay 60/month for 5 months, you get sunday ticket and the top package thingy. You can even get a free hd dvr if you want, but then you HAVE to keep HD AND DVR service for 2 full years (16/month), in addition to a programming package that’s at least 30/month. So, from what I understand, it’s something like 50-55 bucks a month for 2 years. I could be wrong though.
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Yeah, I’ll stick to my 2-3 49er games a year. Well, if they’re any good I might get to see them more often. Always stuck with SD/DAL/GB/NY/[insert team loved by ESPN]
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
we don’t…Mr Merope is from Cincinnati. He’s been following the Giants with me since 1998 or ‘99, but he’s still attached to his Bengals.
He gets Sunday ticket for Bengals games, and the swearing…
and the drinking I assume
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He must hate the 49ers. The only two time the Bengals make the Super Bowl, they lose two close games to the 49ers.
CHRIS COLOLINSWORTH
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the first one wasn’t as close as the score indicates.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
True
but I don’t want to HAVE to keep a service for 2 years. It’s quite possible I won’t want it in 6 months let alone 2 more years.
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I came to the conclusion, that I hate cable, and I want to watch football games on my hdtv. Seemed like the right choice. I can’t see myself changing anytime soon. It’s getting ridiculous though where they want you to keep a two year contract like a cell phone. I guess that’s what happens when they subsidize their shit.
yeah
it’s definitely a great deal if you can do the 2 year thing. But the only HDTV I’m gonna have belongs to my roommate lol. So I can’t really count on THAT
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it's just directv.con
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*coM
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And his voice echoes throughout Sears
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And Nick Noonan has two hits for the little Giants, with Rich Aurilia making a rehab start at third.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOO DON'T DO IT!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If memory serves me correctly,
the guy in this picture did do it.
"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"
"You can't get there from here."
Lars, don’t lose your head!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
heh
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
/resisting the urge to jump to irrational conclusions
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I know what you're thinking
But calling Aurilia up to start at third just won’t work.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
What crime do they suspect him of?
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impersonating an infielder
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by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
IDGI, but LOL
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Back to back, Mole and Pablo.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So do all of the little identical crappy buildings represent the rest of the lineup?
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and Bengie the water tower.
You know, looking completely out of place and all.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured it was because he was big and round.
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I think the water tower would have a better OBP.
I don’t know about baserunning though.
Then again, I do recall Molina’s time as a Those We Don’t Speak Of and TJ Simers calling him “Bengie Molasses”…
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
water tower power
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LOL mole and panda
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh it’s a mole. I didn’t get that. I thought it was like an otter or something.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed the last couple of Gamethreads
If this isn’t Franchez’s official McC picture, it should be.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
needs spiky black hair
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is he a mole?
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he's a furry
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
eww
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 5, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
sanchez...
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/doesnt even know what show that is
I guess I haven’t noticed the moles. I’ll have to look closer
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ohh
I’ve only seen like the first 2 episodes. Seemed pretty funny
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Pronounced that as Molê in my head
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Those 10000 comments have the potential to look pretty bad in retrospect.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
That’s the thing. There is a shot on TV today with Sanchez in the dugout talking to Pablo after the home runs. And I thought to myself : so they’re going to bat 2-3 in the Giants line up for probably the next 2-3 years.
Then Garko came up to bat, and I was reading about Posey’s HR in AAA today on the computer.
All of a sudden, there is this… i dunno… joy.
I have not felt this way about our offense since 2004.
I TOTALLY AGREE! OFFENSE = HAPPINESS
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG FITH STARTER AT BEST LOLZ
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
We talked about the politics of Cuba and breakfast cereal.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
what did he do / say now?
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
MIL scores. down 4-1 in the 5th
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Prince comes through! 4-2 Brewskies.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking Gallardo :(
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He’s been pretty good but yeah this is not making me happy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Brewers get on the board against the Doyers, 4-1. Ryan Braun bloop RBI.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
You do know that “doyers” is an affectionate nickname for them?
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it is..? I thought it was just how we spanish speaking kids pronounce it..
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
same
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 6, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I missed all the game threads. Did anyone forgive Molina since he got some hitz today?
No one here gets out alive.
I think that one guy did
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume people said stuff like. Unfortunately, now he pretty much hits clean-up for the rest of the year. right?
No one here gets out alive.
Its funny ’cause its true
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not used to watching MLB Tonight this early. I usually watch MLB Tonight until the Giants are on, then Giants, then Quick Pitch.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Don't know if Yahoo is behind or not
But it’s bases loaded one out for the Brewskies. Catallanaifhnaofghnp is up
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Yo. Joe. Lets. Go.
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Then, Hardy Fail
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn!
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm playing the old Hardy Boyz entrance music now, hoping it helps.
Somehow.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Brewers scored 3 runs in that inning. Maybe they could win that inning if the Dodgers don’t score 3 in the bottom half.
lotsa Ks
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Are we optimistic about Joe’s start tomorrow? What kind of talent does he have that gives us hope?
No one here gets out alive.
gamer with a concrete skull?
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s one tough SOB, won’t let getting brained stop him, etc. etc.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
so we are just going to have to pray every fifth start for the next two months?
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He looked great in Fresno last week. When I saw him throwing in SJ, he was doing fine with location and velocity.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They have off days, on Thursday, for the next two weeks. Maybe they don’t need a fifth starter right now?
Yeah, I don’t know that you want to poop-out your pitching staff going into the last 2 months of the season.
Should try a six man rot for a second maybe.
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
yes. he can crack his skull and come back and pitch.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
6 IP, 6 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 4 K, good GB/FB ratio is my prediction
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He's YEAH JOEY!!, that's what!
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Can someone enlighten me as to what the whole “YEAH JOEY” thing is about? I feel like I’m missing some pop culture reference or something, which wouldn’t be surprising. I’m old, dammit!
Where I got it from
there was fanpost (i think by xanthan) at the beginning of the year showing a lot of YEAH JOEY’s STATS and showing why he ws going to be good. Or something. And he said “YEAH JOEY” in the title. So I just started doing it.
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found it
sbnation’s search= win
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I think we were doing it before that as well though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I just like to support my fellow Eagles.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
When Kyle Bellows makes it to the Show
Cheering will ensue.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 6, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Most likely
but that was the first time I’d even heard of the guy lol.
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HEY GUYS
WE HAVE DAMON BRUCE’S PERMISSION TO GET EXCITED ABOUT THE GIANTS!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
holy shit ichiro just made a great play to end the game
AND GET ME A SAVE WOOOOOT
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yessir
bases were loaded w/ 2 outs. I was sweating
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Ichiro getting Saves now?
And he hit a HR!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
well,
theres a good chance that if he didn’t catch it aardsma would have ended up blowing the game.
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Rays & Red Sox entering the 13th
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
/Matt Garza throws at random Red Sox hitter
/brawl
/Rays win
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Manny
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck It, Russell Martin
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in a head to head saber league
We count OBP instead of AVG, and Manny owns that category, period. I had the 13th pick (16 team league), I had to =/
ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE
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It’s not the suspension, it’s the fact that you drafted Dodgers. Pretty simple, really. Don’t draft Dodgers = win.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I don’t own a single bum on 3 teams! How can you look at yourself in the mirror everyday?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
only 2 teams but still, I REFUSE to own dodgers
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I did take loney
only because he’d been there for like 10 rounds longer than he should have. But I dropped his ass very soon after
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I will not under any circumstance, pick a Dodger or Yankee for any fantasy team for the rest of my life.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost went with CC but I held strong and I’m so glad I didn’t pick him up.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He started hitting again right after I grabbed him
:D
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
If it meant winning, I’d take a Dodger or a Yankee. Just like in real life, a lot of us would love Matt Kemp in center instead of Scott.
I’m waiting for the day Bengie doesn’t resign with the Giants and instead we end up with Suckit Martin.
How can you even think such a horrible thought?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
shutthefuckuuuuuuuup
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Not just one Molina but two.
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I took Saito once when he was the closer and available absurdly late.
I have never forgiven myself.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
every year in fantasy football i promise to never draft or own a Raider.
No one here gets out alive.
Well that's hardly a sacrifice
seriously, who the hell has been worth owning in the last 7 years??
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meh too inconsistent
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I’m a Jets fan, and I won’t own a Pat or Dolphin. Now that is some sacrifice right there
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah can’t say I’m sad for you or tom brady that he got hurt last year
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I can say I'm HAPPY it happened
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SUCK IT TOM BRADY OWNERS
thats what you get for drafting the spawn of satan to your team
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when did Brady become the spawn of satan?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate him so much
I was soooooooo happy they didn’t go 19-0. God that would have been terrible.
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oh, I’m not a huge fan, but I kinda liked him when they beat the Rams and Eagles and rooted against them going 19-0, I just didn’t know he had attained that particular level of contempt.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
To me he has
IDK about anyone else. I rooted for them to beat the Rams. After that it got to be too much.
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I honestly can’t say I hate Tom Brady, but the team he plays for and everything that they stand for, them I hate. Randy Moss and Rodney Harrison and Bill Belichick are MUCH MUCH easier to hate then Tom Brady
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He's their QB
so I hate him. I hated Cassel, too. I’ll hate anyone who plays for that team.
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I’m up for hating the Pats and all their players, but I really don’t have a deep seeded hatred for Tom Brady.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What can I say
if he was traded TODAY to a team not named “packers, cowboys, rams, cardinals or seahawks” I’d stop hating him. So maybe it’s the team I hate more, but it spreads to all their players.
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He's not a douche or anything
He’s just really good. Plus he’s a Giants fan
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
He grew up in the bay area right?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He begged donaghue to draft him ON THE FUCKING RADIO in 2001
and that shithead took geovani carmazzi over TOM FUCKING BRADY. So yeah, he’s a niner fan.
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Terry Donaghue
is totally underrated when people talk about terrible GMs. The guy took a playoff-caliber team and turned them into a complete laughingstock in 2 years. TWO YEARS!
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Would have been so great to have a good team around local boy Tom Brady. The second coming of Joe Montana.
No one here gets out alive.
Nah
similar players, but JOE MONTANA NEVER LOST A SUPERBOWL HAHAHAHAHHA SUCK IT TOM BRADY.
It would have been sweet, though.
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+crabtree, davis, morgan
but Hill/Smith will be fine.
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Hate to be an apologist
but according to maiocco, it’s his agent. Crabtree should just tell the guy to STFU and make a deal.
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Yea i'll agree with that
Here’s a question for you though, even without Crabtree, do we have a good receiving corps? Personally i say heck yea
Absolutely
which is why he needs to hurry up and sign, so we can go from good to “OMFG”
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No way on earth tom brady becomes tom brady if he is drafted by the niners
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
he would have been behind Garcia learning
from 2000-2002.
it’s possible
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
there’s the rub
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It certainly wasn't his fault
unless you’re using erickson as a strike against donaghue. What was erickson supposed to do when management cut EVERY SINGLE good or decent player overnight?
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There are not that many good head coaches in the NFL. But I think Dennis Erickson was a B or C level talent.
No one here gets out alive.
He was terrible
but they fired Steve Marriucci and brought him in. What’s he supposed to do, say no? That’s management’s fault, not his. You don’t fire a guy like Steve Mariucci, especially not after he just won a playoff game, and ESPECIALLY not if you don’t have anyone else lined up to take his place.
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Firing Marriucci was really dumb. But he wasn’t their guy. He represented the old front office. There was no way he was going to stay.
No one here gets out alive.
That's fine
but they fired him before they knew who his replacement was. That’s completely unacceptable, and you see where it led.
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I kinda like Tom Brady
He’s a Giants fan, his wife is extremely hot, and he is a damn good football player.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I hate Patriots fans more than almost any other teams fans
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In terms of annoying fandom, nothing beats the Patriots
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Raider fans are pretty obnoxious…when they’re on parole, I mean.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No way, Yankees fans are by far the worst in pro sports. They have a grand disillusion of themselves and their team and believe the yankees are god’s gift to baseball
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
They are 2nd, especially with all the bandwagon fans after 04’ and all those stupid pink and green red sox hats
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't stand Patriots fans
but I really don’t mind the Patriots as a team all that much. Besides Belicheck, that is.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Belicheck IS the patriots
that’s why they’re so fucking hateable.
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ehh meh
I go to Oregon State and everybody here hates USC yet I kinda like them (as long as they aren’t playing OSU)… So I guess I just like winners more than other people lol.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
I guess i just ignore Belicheck
I mock him for his outfits (wtf was he doing with that hoody?) but just ignore him otherwise.
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Darth Hoodie
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
to me
the pats are the dodgers of the NFL, but without the legit rivalry reason to hate them. I just hate them. Bunch of fucking cheaters. Watch them closely during games- they are the dirtiest players in the league, and that’s why they’re so successful. They coach a dirty style and coach how to keep it hidden from the refs.
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no way
Cowboys are the Dodgers of the NFL. The Patriots are more like the Red Sox of the NFL.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
I’m too young to really remember the Cowboys and hate them. I hate the Packers more, since those are the games I remember clearly.
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Agreed
To me the Packers and Brett Favre are more hated than any other team, the Cowboys, well, i wasn’t old enough, i was born in 1988 so i wouldnt know too much about what happened in the 80’s but what happened in the 90’s and Aikman really pissed me off, i disliked them a ton.
I am not a fan of any east coast team because they have zero respect for the west coast. But i don’t hate Tom Brady or the Patriots. Unless he um… tries to break Montana’s Superbowl record.
No one here gets out alive.
LOL
well he already TRIED that. And we all saw how that worked out.
You know what the 49ers never did? Collapse in a SB like that. 18-1 with a ring is a lot better than the way they did it.
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Eh it’s alot like being a Giants fan really, cynical fans, incompetent management, horrible offense, and a long long long title drought.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I only watch the NFL draft just to see the reaction of Jets fans after their pick. This year wasn’t too fun because they wanted Sanchez.
Sanchez is good, not completely sold on him, he started 16 games at USC. And I really really wanted a WR.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LIKE CRABTREE MIRITE
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Yeah, considering Jericho Cotchery is our #1 WR. The NFL comparison to Bengie Molina hitting cleanup
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol cotchery
yeah man, that sucks. But the Jets have a great running game and a really good defense.
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Well the defense is all about Kris Jenkins staying healthy (which he is not) and Vernon Ghoston actually playing like a top 10 pick (jets history with this isn’t good at all) and the inability to get a new contract for Leon Washington is a joke.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
if i had to compare the giants to a team in the NFL, it would be the eagles. Both have historically had pretty competitive teams but neither have won a championship in their city.
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 4, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
being a homer makes it difficult to win in fantasy. maybe that’s not why everyone plays it, but if there’s a good player available, then you just have to be as objective as possible.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Wolf is unowned in the 12 team MCC league. Sofa King Mike autodrafted so his team is full of Dodgers and Shane Victorino.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
oops
forgot wolf plays for them now…OK so I have 1 dodger. But it was in a trade where I got david wright too so I thought it would be ok…
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ESPN GOES CRAZY
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Not sure if this was posted earlier
# Five of the top high school players had “alarmed clubs” with high bonus demands, some likely due to the fallout of Rick Porcello’s record-setting $7MM figure from ‘07.
# High-school arm Zack Wheeler didn’t demand nearly as much as his peers, but still figures to sign above slot.
# Aaron Crow, Grant Green and Alex White, all once highly-touted as top-five talent, are seeking a payout more in line with such touting despite their mid-round draft spots.
From Jim Callis
Seems to be the in thing for fledgling pro athletes. Weren’t there a lot of football holdouts this year too?
only 5 of top 14 have signed
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If you had that kind of leverage, with that potential payday, wouldn’t you use it?
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 4, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like crabtrees agent :/
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I’m just saying, I hate it when people call these guys ‘greedy,’ with those censorious overtones. It’s a market economy, they have a chance to cash in. They have short careers, and basically one shot at long-term financial security. Too many fans condemn athletes for doing exactly what we’d do in the same circumstances.
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 4, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The NFL thing just bugs me. (And maybe that’s cuz Mr. Merope is a Bengals fan. I’ve watched that team spend big money on draft picks only for them to fail miserably.) Why should some danged rookie who may be a washout make a bizillion dollars when some veteran only makes half that or less, and THEN there’s a salary cap.
The NFL will change the rookie pay scale (atleast I hope). I mean have you seen Matthew Stafford’s contract?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure they will
eventually the contracts have to stop going up, but wow. How do you all the sudden change it the year after a guy gets like 60 mil up front?
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Well the Players Union or someone will step up and say something because they are more players getting screwed by the rookie pay scale then there are getting helped by it. I mean couldn’t they go to something like the NBA. It doesn’t seem like those rookie contracts are out of sight. Though I seem to remember the NBA rookie contracts being a lot longer and I understand the NFL can’t do that because of the violent nature of the sport.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
2010 could be an uncapped year if they don’t get a new one done D: so if anything it might go the other way, depending on the economy. Or some teams might just bottom out since there could be no salary floor.
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An uncapped year has got to be scary to alot of people
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah though, Don’t you think there is a reason they are in the AFL instead of the NFL?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops, thought you were trying to make a valid point
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
2 words: replacement players
wanna play for the 9ers? It happened once before. The NFL is MUCH less about stars than other leagues. They could easily play with replacement players. It wouldn’t be AS popular, but they could get by.
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Think of how many people watch college football
some high level college teams could give teams like the Raiders a run for their money
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Um, no. Think about this way: even USC only has maybe six or eight guys who are good enough to even play in the NFL. The worst NFL players were stars on college teams (that’s how they got drafted, after all), and they’ve been doing little else but practicing football since then.
Or maybe I just fell in the chasm.
I'm pretty sure
that the 2004 trojans would have beaten the 2004 49ers. I know it’s not a definite thing, but my point is that as long as the level of football is at least acceptable, people will watch replacement players. They don’t NEED to see stars in the NFL
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A NFL team will never lose to a NCAA team no matter what. The talent disparity is far too great and the NFL guys are SOOO much bigger. It’s a stupid arguement
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you watch the 49ers in 2004?
It’s not only about talent. USC lost to stanford AT HOME when they were favored by 50 points. Well coached, fairly talented teams can beat teams that are individually more talented but lack the ability to play together, especially in football. It’s not at all a stupid argument. When you’re drafting Derrius Heyward-Bey and Rashaun Woods in the 1st round, I don’t care if you’re in the NFL, your team sucks.
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the 2008 USC Trojans
would put up more of a fight than the 2008 Florida Gators
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
That's a strawman argument.
04 niners were worse than the 09 lions. The Lions didn’t win a game, sure. But they had a lot more talent than the niners. Seriously, go look at that fucking roster man. There was not a single player outside Bryant Young that deserved to be on an NFL roster, let alone STARTING a game.
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off the top of my head
Barlow was good for a time. Beasley was a very good FB for the Niners. Also was Battle on the team then? I think Lloyd played that year too…
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
KEVAN BARLOW??????
Um, no. And everyone knows the impact a good FB can have on a team… Arnaz Battle is a 4th WR on a DECENT team, same with Brandon Lloyd. If that’s your 2 starters you’re in serious trouble.
You know how I know how terrible that team was? Because after those players were purged by Mike Nolan, no other team wanted them. For whatever reason Lloyd got a ridiculous contract and SUCKED in washington. Barlow couldn’t even get a job as a 3rd-stringer. Every single player on defense other than young and Peterson were AWFUL, like division 2 college awful. Mike adams? Mike Rumph? Ben emmanuel? Seriously?
The Lions had Paris Lenon, Calvin Johnson, Kevin Smith, Dominc Riola, etc. They were terrible, sure. But they had players that were fun to watch.
The 49ers had NOTHING that was worth watching. They needed overtime in both their victories (against the cardinals I might add), and in one of them they needed a miracle 17 yard completion that they would have failed to convert 9 out of 10 times.
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Whoah that's a lot of text
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No
nothing about Ken Dorsey was “fun to watch”. Seriously. And Brandon Lloyd had about 5 catches that were cool, but the guy couldn’t make any easy catches. He couldn’t go over the middle. And every time he DID make a catch, KWAME HARRIS WAS CALLED FOR FUCKING HOLDING AGAIN
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Haha
Remember that nationally televised game against the Bears? oh my god, i couldn’t wear my niners Ty Streets jersey anywhere… i was embarrassed
Srsly man
that 04 team had to be the worst in history. MAYBE the old bucs teams were worse, but those guys were so SOOO terrible. Not a fun time to be a niner fan. 07 was rough too, but at least the defense was decent.
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Dude
Can’t we just think about this upcoming year? let’s just look away and forget about what happened back in those days. Management screwed us over, the ownership sucked, and now finally things are starting to look up, except for the fact that i need a new niners jersey… i’m thinking Willis or Lawson, maybe Gore
Oh I'm totally pumped for this season
my point is just that that team was so terrible, I’m fairly certain there were college teams at the time that could have beaten them.
You already see what jersey I’ve got :). Also have a Clements one. The niners are comin to my neck of the woods this year (minnesota). Got my tickets already w000t.
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That is sweet dude! i hope they pull out a victory, unfortunately i’m stuck in Cincinnati with the Ocho Stinko shit goin down, i drive out from the Bay Area on the 16th, then stop in Nolans place, Denver, but it’s all about College football season man out there! Nothin like drinkin and watching some Saturday football
and Peterson was still on the team in 04
if my memory is right
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
was injured
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Mr. Merope?
ZOMG ANOTHER GURL ON THE INTERWEBS LOL
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Yup
but it’s the agents more than the players. Crabtree wants to make money, sure, but if it was up to him he’d be in camp right now. His agent is fucking him over in the long term and hopefully he and the other players like him realize that soon.
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ZACK WHEELER
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FANTASY TEAM!!
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Mine too!!!
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
yay!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
WALK-OFF WIN 4 RAYS & LONGORIA!
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
w00000t
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Man, I love this team! All my negative feelings are gone. Boy, this team can really compete! We won almost every inning! Let’s go, Giants! I love the Giants!
BEST. TEEM. EVAR!!!
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by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 4, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Gallardo needs to stop sucking!
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
I agree!
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i am inclined to concur with the above musing
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Don't look now but...
Brandon Crawford is starting to heat up in AA!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
I’ll close my eyes all day until he cools down.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
College Orientation has kept me out of touch
Good to see a win though
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
FUCK MANNY RAMIREZ! I FUCKING HATE HIM
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
is it just me or is Jonathan Sanchez turning into a pretty good pitcher?
has the proverbial “switch” been turned on?
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The search for these elusive choco tacos has led me to the mother lode. A 7/11 on El Camino Real in South S.F.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
shit
I’m still on the lookout. I might try some gas stations.
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That’s a good bet. It’s weird though that some 7/11 have them and some don’t.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the 7/11 I checked the other day didn’t have them.
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I honestly cannot understand why Choco Tacos are this difficult to find for anyone. These things are everywhere!
Also, I’m gonna have It’s-It ship a case to Timmy’s locker.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I literally haven’t seen one in at least 15 years, in the Least Bay.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 6, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
As I said in the other thread, I finally found one. I saw a small freezer area in front of the Walgreens and I decided to take a look and lo-and-behold I saw it.
Which Walgreens?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/drools
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
those Mrs. Fields ice cream sandwiches are the bomb
what’s with the McC fascination with Choco Tacos?
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Someone should really update the Wiki entry for Choco Tacos. The snack of CY winners.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy’s pre-game snack
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my god
I need to move there
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/prints for survival kit
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope it's not too late to mention: Bip Roberts is an idiot
I was taking care of my little son during the game, so I couldn’t hang with you all in the Gameday Thread, but I caught a bit of the 9th inning, and when Ay-yoo-hay-knee-oh made that TOTALLY DUMBASS choice to dive for a ball he was going to miss rather than pull up and hold the mf’er to a single, Bip said that was a great move to go for it, and said that pitchers will really appreciate that you’re out there trying to bust his butt.
You know what? I would bet that every pitcher would really prefer that fielders make smart choices and NOT GIVE AN EXTRA 90 FEET, particularly when if that guy were HELD TO THE SINGLE HE SO RICHLY DESERVED, he would not have scored that inning and the shutout would have been preserved and the rookie’s debut would have been scoreless.
Also Bip is one of those “swing the bat, that’s what it’s for!” flywheels. Can’t Kuip and Flem just do the television and have Jon Miller do the games solo?
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What drove me nuts is that I had to go from the always great K&K to a simpleton like freakin’ Bip… How could the Giants not have someone better then Bip? I miss Mike Krukow
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
we’re spoiled with K&K and Jon and Flem. But why is everyone else the Giants put on the air such a turd?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly, I mean why couldn’t they get a guy like Dave Roberts?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched some Red Sox games Roberts was on the air for. He was kinda meh.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
But better then JT right?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
IMO, not really.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that is disappointing, Dave Roberts was on Bill Simmons’ podcast once and it seemed like he would be ok in a booth
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Have SHANE SNOW do it!
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
How hard is it to find a decent color commentator?
FP stinks, JT stinks, Bip stinks… seriously, how hard can that job BE? I don’t expect the substitute guy to be Krukow/Kuiper quality, but good god, how hard can it be to find someone who is good?
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maybe anyone who is good doesn’t want to come here b/c they know they’ll be blocked by 4 of the best in the biz.
either that, or there’s no budget for anyone good after the top 4.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not talking about keeping a professional on the shelf for an emergency
Obviously, a top quality person is going to be unavailable. But on a fill-in basis, there’s not an ex-Giant who isn’t an idiot who has some personality and conversational ability? Maybe Rich Aurilia will do that— I truly have no idea what he would be like, but he would be an upgrade. I could eat a box of Alpha-Bits cereal and crap better commentary than Bip/FP offer.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 4, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I vote for Amy G
/ducks
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't he the voice of Mets anymore?
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 4, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
no more joe starky :(
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Hunh. Is he with any baseball team?
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 4, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
In any case, I like Ted, but he is a play by play guy, not the color guy.
I think they want a color guy on these things, but it’s unnecessary. Jon and Flem are play by play guys. Kuip is the rare guy who can do both, but when paired with Krukow, Kuip does play by play and Kruk does the color. So I guess Ted could do play by play on tv while Kuip does color; and that leaves no color guy for radio, which is fine.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 4, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously
This is the way i see it, the giants wanted to put some guy in there that is all the fans know like JT, if you go around the park and ask who FP is hardly anyone will know about him. Bip is just i have no idea… but point is, you can’t expect anyone to fill in there and be GREAT, because look, we’re spoiled with AWESOME commentators both on the radio and on TV, but i see what you are getting at, like what happens in the future
Well, that's not exactly what I'm getting at.
I am not concerned about the future. Nobody expects anyone GREAT as a fill-in announcer. There are specific jobs in announcing: play by play and color. The ex-players tend to do color, and they have only ever brought in (or needed) substitute color guys. I just can’t believe that the only choices on earth are FP, JT, and Bip. Maybe eventually it will be Aurilia, but in the meantime, there isn’t an ex-Giant with a 3-digit IQ and some conversational ability as a fill-in? I’m not asking for a Jon Miller clone to wait around for 10 days of work per season.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 4, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea i see what you're saying
So you’re saying that there has to be someone out there OTHER than FP, JT, and Bip. Yea it’s really not our call, we just gotta take it no matter how hard that may be… That’s what she said? but yea, Kruk will be back Friday? sweeeet
The Giants should have given Kuiper the series off, too and gone with a simulcast with Miller on TV AND radio.
Yes, or go without.
It’s important to have a color guy with the play by play guy on TV, but much less so on radio. Kuip is a rare guy who can do either color or the play by play. So the assignment should be: TV, Kuip does color and either Jon or Flem does play by play (depending on which channel it’s on); and on radio, just Jon or Flem (again, depending on which channel the TV is on for that game). It’s only a handful of games per year, so they could manage.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 4, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Yeah, good thinking there, and you’re right with the assessment of Jon and Flem, they both are play by play guys, since they both never played the game.
I’m just going to butt in for a moment and suggest that it takes a while to learn a new job. How good were Kruk & Kuip in their early broadcasts? I think FP is better now than he was last year. JT has only done it a few times now. Who knows how good he will be once he has learned the new trade.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 5, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Richie has a future in the booth if he wants to do that. He’s pretty polished.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Krukow
for makin us listen to Bip
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by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Never too late to mention bip is an idiot
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by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
On the radio, Miller (I believe) said that is the right situation for Velez to sell out. I disagree (agree with you) that it should have been a No Dives – No Doubles situation regardless if we have a 8 run lead. Especially since there was a pitcher making his MLB debut, and it could have gotten shitty real quick. I mean, give the guy a chance to throw a double-play ball and get out of it unscathed.
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw it in real time on tv then watched the replay, and I didn't think Velez was particularly close to being able to catch it.
And in any case, yes, the smart move is the No Doubles defense. It is rare that I disagree with Jon about anything, but I certainly disagree with what you heard.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 4, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I completely agree. I watched it while listening to the radio (this goes back to your comments about Bip. I couldn’t take any more of him).
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
on pace for 26 (and 100 rbi)
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
don't mind me, just rosterbating
Winn RF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Bonds LF
Rowand CF
Garko/Ishi 1B
Uribe/Renteria SS
Molina C
/wouldnt mind this
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i really wish they would...
but it’s not going to happen.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 5, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Panda Power!
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
8 more Pandas please
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
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Timmy + Cainer + Durty = WIN!
Good Zito = Not want to throw up at thought of contract
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
other way around
I trust Sanchez more.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Our magic number against Colorado is 57.
Wooooooo HOOOOOOO!!!
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got ’em right where we want ’em!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the hell did Jason Hammel come from?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Tampa?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had never heard of him before this year, and now everytime he pitches it seems like he beats a good team with a solid outing… fucking rockies
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
they all got drunk with Billy Brewer before the game probably
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Kemp is a fucking beast. I wish the Dodgers would trade him.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
of Philly, Chicago, St. Louis right now
who has the best chance at upsetting the bums out of the first round in a short series?
did not know that
probably Philly because of Lee and Hamels
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
actually I take that back
I think St. Louis has better RHPs + Pujols
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Philly or St. Louis, particularly if they can get their starting pitching lined up right.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
St. Louis
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BiLoL HaLoL
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
Not unless the Brewers get a touchdown and a field goal
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
err 2 touchdowns
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He had to play a lil baseball in mississippi?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit
I was hoping Bip wouldn’t be on the post-game show but there he is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
UGH
AND HE’S STILL TALKING ABOUT HIS WINNING INNINGS THING.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No way?! That just makes me laugh
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
While i was watching the game on the dvr, I was thinking the McCoven are crucifying Bip for this winning the innings thing.
No one here gets out alive.
he’s trying to make sure everyone knows that he’s an idiot. So, in that respect, he was successful.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
he must have had a manager talk about that one time and it stuck in his head.
No one here gets out alive.
sounds terminal
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think anyone would mind it if he did it once, but when he talked about it constantly the entire game… ugh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
exactly
it’s a good concept- focus on this one inning and don’t get caught up in the game as a whole. But seriously, give it a rest.
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We actually had updated scores based on Bips scoring rules going
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw
Kuip says he got an Ask K&K email from a “Mike K. in San Luis Obispo” asking, “Do you miss Mike K.?”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Matt Kemp is a good baseball player
too bad he plays for the Bums….
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Mota gets tossed for drilling Prince
there’s been a few HBPs in this game
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
Manny and Pierre were hit after Catalanotto was hit. These are exactly the type of games where those types of things get taken care of.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Mota is a pussy
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He’s not alone.
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Reprieve over
Molina said there was absolutely no difference in his approach Tuesday.
"I was doing the same thing earlier," he said. "I was doing it two weeks ago, a month ago, two months ago. Baseball works in funny ways. You hit the ball hard, that’s what you’re supposed to do, and you don’t get hits. It can happen to anybody. It happened to me. Hopefully the hits will all be at the end of the year."
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
Amazing! I really would have felt better about some sucess moving forward had he said he fixed a glitch in his swing, or been working real hard in BP. But, this brain dead comment just makes it seem like he got lucky tonight.
He's too arrogant to admit that he was every doing anything wrong
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Benjie responded to the massive criticism
therefore….
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by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
but there was a difference in the guy throwing the baseball
if Bengie isn’t doing anything differently, and Paulino isn’t pitching every game through the end of the season, I stand by the reasoning that the Giants can’t expect jackshit from the cleanup position.
“hoping” for the hits to come because there’s a statistical precedent that indicates he’s underachieving blatantly ignores the fact that he’s established, quite thoroughly, a statistical precedent this year for sucking.
You hit the ball hard, that’s what you’re supposed to do, and you don’t get hits
Roll-over sally-contact is this? No Bengie, that has not been the case.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that a few days ago, I was shocked
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy explanation.
Ichiro – Not clutch
Velez – Clutch
Therefore Velez>>>>>>Ichiro
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess he's good
Albert Pujols is 6 for 14 with the bases loaded with 4 HRs and 20 RBIs. OPS = 2.917
fantasy team!
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I was 2nd
dude in front of me took Hanley. Fine by me. I got Zobrist who’s just as good MUAHAHAHAHAH
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LOL Mets
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4377885
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions
david wright!
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He wouldn’t even hit cleanup in our lineup!
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
nooo!
I mean, I hope he misses the games for other reasons, but I sure hope he doesn’t get injured. Im gonna need him healthy
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He has what? 5 HRs, maybe 6?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
7!
2 since I traded for him!
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I hope you didn’t give up alot to get him
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Werth, Branyan, and Downs
for him and Wolf. Has turned out fine, since Downs is on the DL anyways. I had no space for werth, and I wright hits for better average and gets more steals than branyan
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I have tons of HR on my team already
he has high AVG and steals. That’s what I need. The power would just be a bonus. I have Ibanez, Pujols, Zobrist, Hill, Lind, etc. I’m PWNing HRs
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14
Haren, Lee, Gallardo, Franklin, Aardsma, howell, Hanson, Wolf, Jiminez. I did pretty effing well constructing this team if I do say so myself.
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Well Yovani didn’t do you any favors tonight
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
nope :(
gonna be a rough week. Haren got destroyed too
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Outfield
Pence, Lind, Choo, Luke Scott, Juan Rivera, Vlad, Vernon Wells. Which 5 play? Head to head standard 10 team ESPN league
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta be the first 5, haven't vlad and wells been terrible?
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lol well I got pretty lucky
a lot of my late-rounders paid off and a lot of waiver-wire wonders too. There’s a lot of season left also- I have a bad feeling the second half won’t be so easy
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yeah that’s how I am this year, I’m 3rd,3rd, and 2nd in my ESPN leagues, but the stretch run is gonna be challenging.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely tension building
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I’m last :(, got myself screwed over by drafting Duchesherere whatever his name is, plus getting whoever was gonna close for the A’s before he got injured, then traded Miguel Cabrera for Carpenter and Sandoval? i think
Wow
I love panda….but that’s a pretty terrible trade IMO. Carpenter’s been great, but if you’re gonna do that I’d go after a K guy
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Made me LOL
wow
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I mean, really
LOLMETS
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 4, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
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WHUT
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Wow
Francisco Liriano is 4-10 with a 5.56 ERA… yikes
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:35 PM PDT reply actions
best trade ever?
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Maybe zeets just dutch ovened tim and cainer
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
/wipes screen
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by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
An the guy next to him has a (gamery-gritty) Astros Hat
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Side note
Tim is awesome
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that sounds very plausible, but I’d like to think it was for some sort of ridiculous thing Zito did
With malice towards the Dodgers
he was doing a magic trick for the fan in the maroon shirt.
“Sir, now, for my final act. If you give me 125 million dollars, I will place them under my hat and make them disappear…”
(cue “the final countdown”)
I hope Cain and Lincecum stay away from Zito, though. We don’t need those two to catch the douchyness that is Barry Zito.
Maybe he’s doing his impression of Bochy.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
This
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Wrong reply. Talking about Liriano due to injuries.
by lincecumania on Aug 4, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Did everyone go to sleep?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:54 PM PDT reply actions
on an OT side note
I feel dirty admitting this, but I went to the A’s game tonight. How did I know it was an A’s game?
A dude got tased by security a few sections over from where I was sitting.
With malice towards the Dodgers
No reason needed ever to tase A’s fans, Dodgers fans, etc.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 4, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny, when i talk to friends out in the midwest they look at that rivalry and just ask, “what’s the big deal with the Giants Dodgers? Cubs Cardinals seems more intense to me”
Well, this dude was being drunk and loud stumbling behind my section, then all of a sudden an inning or two later this guy just yells, “That guy is getting tased!”
Literally everyone in all the surrounding sections, and even the deck up from us (we were on field level) stood up and started watching as security was tasing him. They shot him a few times till he hit the ground. Then they took him out in a wheelchair while he was handcuffed and pointing number 1 signs with his hands.
Mind you, this is while the game was going on, literally everyone was standing and facing away from the game, watching this take place.
With malice towards the Dodgers
what also made this good, was that my seats were field level behind homeplate. So all the players had to have seen that somethign was going on, because this was right in the middle of the seating sections on field level
With malice towards the Dodgers
DON’T TAZE ME BRO!
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
box score said 10,700. It was silent. Dude behind me kept heckling the Rangers pitcher, and when the pitcher was finally pulled, he actually looked up into the general direction of our seats and gave a little head nod
With malice towards the Dodgers
Yeah, I was going to say…I don’t know what 10700 really looks like, but it sure seemed like it would be less than that
With malice towards the Dodgers
I remember a night in 1990 at Candlestick. There must have been about 2,000 people total in the ball park. I could hear everything going on. It was a Monday night and no one was even paying attention to the game as the 49ers were in New Orleans for Monday Night Football.
crickets
a’s attendance is so predictable.. its like around 11k for monday, tuesday, thursday….around 23k for dollar wednesdays…..15k for weekends…and 33k for yankees/redsox/giants…
haha was nice to see some people with Giants gear on in the stands. I remember going to A’s games when I was in high school (7 years ago or so) and fights and what not starting if people wore Giants stuff. People just don’t give a shit these days anymore it seems
With malice towards the Dodgers
during the Lincecum game
when we were pounding them in the 9th inning…some douche tried to hold up a tinfoil world series trophy to all the G fans and was quickly drowned out by lets go giants chants…by the last pitch the whole crowd was awash in deafening China Basin level lets go giants chants….
good heckling is a gift
not many can do it well.
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by seesdifferent on Aug 5, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
lol guy who got tased.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 6, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
a couple thoughts from a MT fan
Nice to see Mr. F hit a dinger.
Same goes for pablo
Sanches looked really good today, I hope he can do this the rest of the year.
I’m starting to fall for velez, gotta love the way he has been playing latley.
Did Bengie really get a rbi? O shit that means bochy will keep him at cleanup
by Montana_Rob on Aug 5, 2009 1:07 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
My favourite thing about this
Is that I was in a bar this evening with a friend, and one of her friends, whom I had never met, came up and started talking.
She said “That Joe Martinez, he’s really hot”
Thought to myself, “heh, that’s amusing, there’s a Martinez pitching for the Giants tomorrow”
She said “Best thing is, he’s starting tomorrow.”
I was pretty awesomed out after that.
What you are contemplating has never been done in the history of man.
“The Switch.”
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Anyone else see the deadspin wakeup picture?

with added lolcat
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LOLINEUP
LF Velez
RF Winn
2B Sanchez
3B Sandoval
1B Garko
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
C Whiteside
P Martinez
LOLINEUP!
Not too bad. I’d rather have Lewis in for Zorak though.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
eh
keep running him out there until the magic pixie dust runs out.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
you kidding?
Velez is ON FIRE. Keep him in until he regresses.
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NO BENGIE IN CLEANUP WOOOHOOOOO
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Russell Martin on ESPN Radio Sportcenter updates...
Talking about last nights dust-up. Apparently Fielder went to the Dodger’s clubhouse to get him a piece o’ Mota.
Ami I the only one who, whenever I heard Martin’s voice or heard his name mentioned, said aloud, “SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN”?
Speaking of Mota
that’s now 2 guys that have gone into his team’s clubhouse to chase him down. Piazza did it once too. Mota is a fucking douche bag pussy.
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No mentions of waldis joaquin in this thread
I liked what I see. dude is like a Merkin Valdez that throws strikes. Perfect for a September call up guy.
I am too lazy to look at pfx data for last night. However, it looked to me like all he had was a fastball. A secondary pitch he can throw for strikes would be nice.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Meh
How many Felix Rodriguez types do we need in the pen?
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
man
Fuck this ballpark
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