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Every time Bip makes a joke and laughs and Kuip doesn't laugh, I cringe a little.

 

THE GIANTS ARE WINNING THE INNING!

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FAT BOYS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatcha gonna goo?

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I e-mailed Baggs and asked him to tell Bip he needs to stop.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Velezbians, Holmoeroticism, Downs Syndrome, Romosexuals, Fransvestites.

It’s awful kinky in here.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BECUZ THERE R GAYZ IN SAN FRANCISCO!!

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad we don’t have a player named Peter. We could call him Peter Gazer.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the dirty Sanchezes.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, right

I almost want Carl Pavano so we can call him Hot Carl.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

pro tip: never GIS dirty sanchez

by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we might be able to put this inning away. FINISH IT GIANTS

by goGSW24 on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Reading all your complaints makes me so glad I have the radio on.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO JOEY

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty’s first road win of the year! Woo hoo!

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

And it says something that easily could have been typed. I love it so.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARGE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh...

Moehler is an average to below average pitcher…we might get shut out

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap, I have a hair appointment tmrw at 11am and will likely miss JOEY JOE JOE JUNIOR SHABADOO

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

joey for breakfast tommorow

by kezargiants on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Cup of Joe

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who did they remove from the 40 man roster to bring Joey up?

by nataku on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s not technically up yet…probably Manny B to the 60 day DL

by kezargiants on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

joe m = savior

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we faced Paulino every game

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to throw a ground ball

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper sounds like a disinterested dad talking to his kid who is excitedly telling him the rules of his made-the-fuck-up game.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

like trying to explain dungeons and dragons to your dad for the first time..
bip: you are a first level magic user, dad, do you want magic missile or shield?
kuip: snore

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then I was slain by an elf.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we know who gets the boot for Martinez’s return?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

They just said that on the radio, but we also need a 40-man spot.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss to 60 day DL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right, I forgot he was out for the season.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

manny to the 60 day dl

by kezargiants on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone suggested Burriss to the 60 day DL

by Merope on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Cardinals take the lead..Worthless Mets

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols with 2 homers and 5 RBIS

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might turn out to be a decent ball player

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s okay, I guess.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

another grand slam

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Where was that pitch?!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was a strike

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Reds

So far, Scott Rolen has 6 whole at bats for them.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a horrible trade for the Reds

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty is done. Enter Waldis.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

you have concentrated pooorly

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good start, Dirty.

LOL Double switch

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

did Bochy just pull Sanchez with a wanking motion?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA – yeah I guess his top-secret hand signal for “double switch” is his rub-one out motion.

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s kinda apt

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

to tug or not to tug

Not during the game, Boch.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job, Jonathan

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols grand slam on a 0-2, 2 out pitch in the 10th

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

great start for dirty!!!

hopefully Waldis won’t Joaquin any runs.

by kezargiants on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Awful.

Awful good, that is.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Mets pitcher…Bean Derosa, Grand Slam Pujols..Stunning

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I read this as 4-0 Elvis over the Brewers.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Gallardo

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s good. What the hell?

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like he’s just giving up a lot of hits. No walks or HRs.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s Justin Miller

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

probably not from Wells Fargo Bank

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s right Justin!!!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or it could be Miller

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

My guess..

Both runners score

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The Waldis sighting is making me think back to the days of Joaquin Adujar.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing about winning this inning yet..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bip is in the corner.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip put Bip in the corner for a timeout

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

great minds, etc.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw a fastball down the middle…who cares

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez does! He pitched too good to let these runs score

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 4, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip should get some kind of award for putting up with Bip.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Grab some pine, meat!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Almost walks the bases loaded, then strikes out the next batter on three pitches.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 4, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the Giants should have used Dave Roberts since the Giants are paying him but he’s doing the Red Sox game.

by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

People in Boston actually like him, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC, he did a couple postgame wraps early in the season before leaving for boston

by kezargiants on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait for it…Come on Bip..You know u want to say it

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM JUSTIN

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

KAZULOL

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

lol kuip “Hey, the Giants won that inning.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 Giants relievers.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Kuip that was awesome

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, Kuip said it…

by nataku on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Think it was a joke.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kuip sneaking in "we won the inning"

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

“Giants win tonight, the go for the series [pause]”
looks over at Kuip, Kuip nods
“Tomorrow.”

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. You’re Lisa Stevens. With Wells Fargo Bank.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I never take for granted the tremendous fortune I have not to see those commercials.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The statement is still, technically, correct.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody has to see them, actually. They’re radio ads.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEDIA FAIL

Still works out all right.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right, Shane.

by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh… you’re lisa stevens. yeesh.

that’s right, shane.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, snap. Kuiper with the burn of Bip.

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

There we go!

I would love to see Durty’s ERA in the 3’s by the end of the year

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

would have been awesome to see johnson and the new dirty in the same rotation(twss)

by superk1ng on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The movie the Goods sound really, really stupid.

by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks that way too.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

another really, really stupid movie: funny people

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I was planning to see it.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was basically lazy penis jokes and a weak storyline

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 4, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was alright..not good not terrible

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller’s ERA is 2.06. He’s heading into Affeldtian territory.

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

that kid looked like matt cains little brother

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Byrd

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

flip it

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/insert Nicholas Cage pic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beads?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE NUMBERS ARE THE KEY!

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

my wife just commented how his chin looks like balls. Scroll up so just his chin is showing on your browser, and you will see she is right.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy With Balls On Chin

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is that?

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, there it is

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a map, Lee

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

POOPIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Save some baserunners for Joey!!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

holy cowboy

i just turned on the game. um, what was else this bitching about offense and molina yesterday? the baseball gods have spat in our face. now that we have some confidence in both, they’ll go to shit tomorrow.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

there would be a big hole in the 4-hole if he takes a day off

by nataku on Aug 4, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Body Bias

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWAUKEE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Asshole Roommate Chronicles continues

He ordered pizza and invited over a bunch of our mutual friends and didn’t tell me. I would have kicked in some cash for the pizza and said hello to the people, even as I am working tonight.

I suppose the part of me is being played by air.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a Baronbobba-head?

by Merope on Aug 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve done the roommate thing twice, in college. This is why I relish living alone now. The occasional imaginary conversation with Teddy Roosevelt is a small price to pay for the solitude.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunnooooo

It gets kinda lonely and weird at times….

by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true.

But I still don’t want another roommie.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’m broke and homeless so I had to move in here. I get four new roommates in less than a month at college. I just hope they’re not as bitchy as my current roommate. Four women though…

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL ABOUT THE ROOSEVELTS BAY BAY!!!

by goGSW24 on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t feel bad, my best friend/roommate is moving out on me. He’s been dating his girlfriend for almost four years, and is moving into the same complex as her, but not into the same apartment, which is already down the street from our current place.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just signed on and haven’t heard any of your previous chronicles, but i can say shitty roommates are the worst. i have all but sworn them off, as even the best of friends can still be bad roomies.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just basically the roommate being a passive-aggressive asshole to me for five months, then blaming me and my scented items (shampoos, soaps, etc) for aggravating his migraines.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd rather have an outright asshole than a passive aggresive one

passive aggressive roommates are the ones that play ignore games and do childish crap like pee in your shampoo bottles. prob TMI, def gross, but one day my ex-roomie got drunk and admitted he did that to me because i forgot to clean the bathroom on my “assigned” day.

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. if he’d just said he had a problem with me, we could have gotten somewhere. I don’t know why it took five months for him to surmise that I bug the shit out of him, and why he felt it necessary to act like an ass to me for those five months. I know I’m not the easiest person to live with, but come on.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pee in your shampoo?!?!?!?!?!?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

i now know how Bruce Banner feels before he goes green

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister’s use of Debbie Gibson’s Electric Youth made me physically sick as a kid.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

aggravating his migraines lol.

guy needs a graveyard shift taxi job.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously! I use natural shampoo with tea extracts and soaps that have no dyes or perfumes to clean my tattoo (acquired at the end of June). And somehow, the sanctioned Pantene house shampoo is fine, though it smells stronger than my shampoo. Okay.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate roommates. Never want another one.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/so glad to be done with the roommate thing.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you moving into a dorm soon?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

apartment on campus

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha sorry

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably the same thing, except we all have our own rooms with doors that close and lock. That’s all I really wanted. I have to have my solitude from time to time.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

where do you normally live? the city?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was living with my grandmother in Pittsburg, but she died and I was basically evicted as it was senior housing. I was unemployed and didn’t have money to get a place on my own, so I turned to a friend. That turned out well, as you can see.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw that’s rough. sorry.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry if i missed it, but where are you going to school?

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose State

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

lot of my friends went there after HS. visited a few times. nice place

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to looking into CSULB?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me?

It’s a remote possibility for grad school, but I never considered applying there for undergrad. It’s an impacted campus for undergrad and thus a bitch and a half to get in.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm.. times have changed. I had no problem getting in there (with so-so grades).

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fullerton, Long Beach State, and now San Jose State are impacted in the CSU system. They take students from the counties first, then offer admission to others. It’s really cutthroat all of a sudden.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento State too, I believe.

I know the Graphic Design program is, for sure, but I think general admissions now, too.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Us grad students have to bring our own pens for the whiteboards.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised. They were basically throwing FIRE and BRIMSTONE at us if we didn’t meet our deadlines for applications and transcripts because they’re actually turning people away for the first time ever this year.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bailed on State school and went private.

My future debt hates me.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fullerton was my second choice, but it is way too much of a commuter school.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that was my living situation 2 of the last 3 years and it wasn’t too bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a shitty roommate, too. I basically don’t talk to her, though, so I think she thinks I’m shitty, too.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, to a lesser degree, was my second roommate and me.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly had good roomates. One actual Nazi, but that’s it.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one hipster douchebag roommate, one that is a clean girl, one that is a wastoid girl and the other dude is just, you know, the guy. But my rent is $400 for a huge room (in a 4 1/2 room flat) because it’s been the same lease for 17+ years so I suffer through a lot just ’cause.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so anyone else liking this Velez-Sanchez-Pablito thing at the top of the lineup?

by kezargiants on Aug 4, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote yes

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

for now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TRAVIS

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice. “Travis Ishikawa got to the park really early today, working on hitting.” STRIKEOUT.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

“Major league hitting is hard”

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL COWBOYS

Those enjoying a Cowboys game from a luxury suite at the new stadium will have to shell out $90 for pizza and $66 for a 12-pack of domestic beer, reports Steven Sipple of the Lincoln Journal World.

by deuce deuce on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only about $5 somethng a beer.

by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better be a big fucking pizza, then.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZORAK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

here's Waldis

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Rough to get the heart of the line up for the Stros

by nataku on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Waldis?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

oooooo…me likey 97 mph fastballs

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lolez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

clank

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I somehow get my John Miller bubbahead to say that?

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELOLEZ!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, okay.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZORAK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus did I just see 98?

by itlynstalyn on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GAS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it twice, it must be true!

by itlynstalyn on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, the ball is aided by a 59 mile-per-hour tailwind.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um does he have a 2nd pitch?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he had a slider

by nataku on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Yeah, gas is nice. What else ya got?

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

a pretty straight 98.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT WE MIGHT LOSE THIS INNING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Waldis...

Major Leaguers can hit fastballs.

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought He was going to have a MLB ERA

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

99

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

well there goes the shutout

by FPTV on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, broke up the shut out

by nataku on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Impressive dig by Travis

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So that skipping AAA may not have been the best career move?

by Merope on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NO WE LOST THE INNING

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by GiantBrass on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK. Walk off inning. GG.

by ryanmiles on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad Ishi is in. Garko might have dropped that ball.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ERA FAIL

fuck that train whistle oh great fielders choice to make it 8-1

lets celebrate with a train whistle

by kezargiants on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bip: “Freddy was trying to turn two on that one”

He is very observant

by E30Alex on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he thinks he’s doing radio?

by Merope on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh there is the breaking ball!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Theres the breaking ball

by DFAAurillia on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, why are we just now seeing the CB?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe could have gone home at that one…

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

“on that one”

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Solid win!

Dirty looked great for once on the road!

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

here come the dancing gifs

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Waldis goes back down tomorrow to make room for Martinez?

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS FTW!

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Waldis and his ERA

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i need to know what this is from

Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...

by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone found out a while back, I forgot though. English children’s show?

by FreshStart on Aug 4, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is from a British variety/sketch comedy show called 'Shooting Stars'.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 5, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waldis goes back to the minors with a 9.00 ERA

by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

Good game, Durty.

Try next time, Waldis.

Good luck tomorrow, Joey.

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.

by rhys on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

bring him up, scare the bejeezus out of him, send him down again

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants player development (TM)

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

An actual HAHAHAHA

laugher

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by GiantBrass on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WINNER

I think is was called…“the bus that couldn’t slow down!”

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

my favorite

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GIR!

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie doesn’t need 2 months worth of food.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

unless it’s Nutrisystem

Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside

The real genius behind the no-no

by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like over-filling the pet bowl with food before a trip.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahaha

btw, how do you post flash links like this? i know, i know…. newb question

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol n00b. Just like a posting a pic

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweeeeet

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like performance art

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

korean girl group
Brown Eyed Girls – Abracadabra

by ninjastar on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is their new single, isn’t it?

by Natto on Aug 4, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this one is mesmerizing

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that from the NKOTB cartoon?

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

someone post

the guy in the black unitard who shimmies his head.

that’s my favorite.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.

by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn I should have played a game with my friend

Everytime Bip says “won that inning” take a shot

by ACgiant97 on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Alcohol poisoning halfway through the game

by goGSW24 on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie: “I’ve been kind of having a hard time… getting hits…”

by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bip brings up WIN THIS INNING on the postgame discussion with the home studio.

by kaliber on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If he turns this into a catch phrase, i may have to go all Van Gogh and cut my ear off. Then the other.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOO

love that alligator

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING BULLSHIT

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE SHARK

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 4, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I love the gator

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the gator basically looks like he’s slapping his feet whereas the other are just holding their hands or holding them at their sides. the bear is kinda groovin too though I guess. dude has his head down.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

:D Even our offense looks halfway decent in this park.

by californianotter on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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