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Every time Bip makes a joke and laughs and Kuip doesn't laugh, I cringe a little.
THE GIANTS ARE WINNING THE INNING!
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FAT BOYS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pedro Feliz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Velezbians, Holmoeroticism, Downs Syndrome, Romosexuals, Fransvestites.
It’s awful kinky in here.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
San Francisco, man
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BECUZ THERE R GAYZ IN SAN FRANCISCO!!
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
Too bad we don’t have a player named Peter. We could call him Peter Gazer.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
different strokes for different folks
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t forget the dirty Sanchezes.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, right
I almost want Carl Pavano so we can call him Hot Carl.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
YEAH JOEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WOOHOO JOEY
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
LARGE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh...
Moehler is an average to below average pitcher…we might get shut out
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
Crap, I have a hair appointment tmrw at 11am and will likely miss JOEY JOE JOE JUNIOR SHABADOO
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
thats the worst name ive ever heard homer
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Cup of Joe
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
joe m = savior
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Time to throw a ground ball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Kuiper sounds like a disinterested dad talking to his kid who is excitedly telling him the rules of his made-the-fuck-up game.
like trying to explain dungeons and dragons to your dad for the first time..
bip: you are a first level magic user, dad, do you want magic missile or shield?
kuip: snore
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we know who gets the boot for Martinez’s return?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
They just said that on the radio, but we also need a 40-man spot.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Burriss to 60 day DL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He might turn out to be a decent ball player
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s okay, I guess.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
another grand slam
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
Where was that pitch?!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
that was a strike >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL Reds
So far, Scott Rolen has 6 whole at bats for them.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
that was a horrible trade for the Reds
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirty is done. Enter Waldis.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
/standing
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
you have concentrated pooorly
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
did Bochy just pull Sanchez with a wanking motion?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
to tug or not to tug
Not during the game, Boch.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
PEOPLE SKILLZ
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Awful.
Awful good, that is.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
bad
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this as 4-0 Elvis over the Brewers.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
looks like he’s just giving up a lot of hits. No walks or HRs.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Oh, it’s Justin Miller
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
probably not from Wells Fargo Bank
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s right Justin!!!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes please
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Nothing about winning this inning yet..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Kuip put Bip in the corner for a timeout
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Grab some pine, meat!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Almost walks the bases loaded, then strikes out the next batter on three pitches.
I thought the Giants should have used Dave Roberts since the Giants are paying him but he’s doing the Red Sox game.
we should have first dibs
since we are paying the guy
STRIKES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM JUSTIN
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
WHATEVER WORKS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
KAZULOL
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Kuip sneaking in "we won the inning"
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Oh. You’re Lisa Stevens. With Wells Fargo Bank.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
oh… you’re lisa stevens. yeesh.

that’s right, shane.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
another really, really stupid movie: funny people
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
it was basically lazy penis jokes and a weak storyline
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 4, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that kid looked like matt cains little brother
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
The Byrd
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
/insert Nicholas Cage pic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
THE NUMBERS ARE THE KEY!
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol
my wife just commented how his chin looks like balls. Scroll up so just his chin is showing on your browser, and you will see she is right.
Boy With Balls On Chin

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
Yes, there it is
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a map, Lee
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
POOPIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OBP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Save some baserunners for Joey!!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
holy cowboy
i just turned on the game. um, what was else this bitching about offense and molina yesterday? the baseball gods have spat in our face. now that we have some confidence in both, they’ll go to shit tomorrow.
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Body Bias
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The Asshole Roommate Chronicles continues
He ordered pizza and invited over a bunch of our mutual friends and didn’t tell me. I would have kicked in some cash for the pizza and said hello to the people, even as I am working tonight.
I suppose the part of me is being played by air.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve done the roommate thing twice, in college. This is why I relish living alone now. The occasional imaginary conversation with Teddy Roosevelt is a small price to pay for the solitude.
Yeah, but I’m broke and homeless so I had to move in here. I get four new roommates in less than a month at college. I just hope they’re not as bitchy as my current roommate. Four women though…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i just signed on and haven’t heard any of your previous chronicles, but i can say shitty roommates are the worst. i have all but sworn them off, as even the best of friends can still be bad roomies.
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s just basically the roommate being a passive-aggressive asshole to me for five months, then blaming me and my scented items (shampoos, soaps, etc) for aggravating his migraines.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i'd rather have an outright asshole than a passive aggresive one
passive aggressive roommates are the ones that play ignore games and do childish crap like pee in your shampoo bottles. prob TMI, def gross, but one day my ex-roomie got drunk and admitted he did that to me because i forgot to clean the bathroom on my “assigned” day.
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. if he’d just said he had a problem with me, we could have gotten somewhere. I don’t know why it took five months for him to surmise that I bug the shit out of him, and why he felt it necessary to act like an ass to me for those five months. I know I’m not the easiest person to live with, but come on.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
pee in your shampoo?!?!?!?!?!?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
i now know how Bruce Banner feels before he goes green
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
aggravating his migraines lol.
guy needs a graveyard shift taxi job.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously! I use natural shampoo with tea extracts and soaps that have no dyes or perfumes to clean my tattoo (acquired at the end of June). And somehow, the sanctioned Pantene house shampoo is fine, though it smells stronger than my shampoo. Okay.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
/so glad to be done with the roommate thing.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren’t you moving into a dorm soon?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
apartment on campus
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
haha sorry
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s probably the same thing, except we all have our own rooms with doors that close and lock. That’s all I really wanted. I have to have my solitude from time to time.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
where do you normally live? the city?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was living with my grandmother in Pittsburg, but she died and I was basically evicted as it was senior housing. I was unemployed and didn’t have money to get a place on my own, so I turned to a friend. That turned out well, as you can see.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
aw that’s rough. sorry.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry if i missed it, but where are you going to school?
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
San Jose State
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
/raises roof
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever happened to looking into CSULB?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Me?
It’s a remote possibility for grad school, but I never considered applying there for undergrad. It’s an impacted campus for undergrad and thus a bitch and a half to get in.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm.. times have changed. I had no problem getting in there (with so-so grades).
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Fullerton, Long Beach State, and now San Jose State are impacted in the CSU system. They take students from the counties first, then offer admission to others. It’s really cutthroat all of a sudden.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Sacramento State too, I believe.
I know the Graphic Design program is, for sure, but I think general admissions now, too.
Us grad students have to bring our own pens for the whiteboards.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I wouldn’t be surprised. They were basically throwing FIRE and BRIMSTONE at us if we didn’t meet our deadlines for applications and transcripts because they’re actually turning people away for the first time ever this year.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fullerton was my second choice, but it is way too much of a commuter school.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a shitty roommate, too. I basically don’t talk to her, though, so I think she thinks I’m shitty, too.
by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I mostly had good roomates. One actual Nazi, but that’s it.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I have one hipster douchebag roommate, one that is a clean girl, one that is a wastoid girl and the other dude is just, you know, the guy. But my rent is $400 for a huge room (in a 4 1/2 room flat) because it’s been the same lease for 17+ years so I suffer through a lot just ’cause.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I vote yes
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Those enjoying a Cowboys game from a luxury suite at the new stadium will have to shell out $90 for pizza and $66 for a 12-pack of domestic beer, reports Steven Sipple of the Lincoln Journal World.
What the actual fuck
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ZORAK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
clank
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL VELEZ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I somehow get my John Miller bubbahead to say that?
by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
VELOLEZ!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ZORAK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GAS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Yeah, gas is nice. What else ya got?
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought He was going to have a MLB ERA
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Impressive dig by Travis
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
OH NO WE LOST THE INNING
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
NO 16th SHO today
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
ERA FAIL
fuck that train whistle oh great fielders choice to make it 8-1
lets celebrate with a train whistle
Ohh there is the breaking ball!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, why are we just now seeing the CB?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Uribe could have gone home at that one…
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
GAME!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Solid win!
Dirty looked great for once on the road!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
here come the dancing gifs
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
LARS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
i need to know what this is from
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This is from a British variety/sketch comedy show called 'Shooting Stars'.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
WINZ
Good game, Durty.
Try next time, Waldis.
Good luck tomorrow, Joey.
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
bring him up, scare the bejeezus out of him, send him down again
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Giants player development (TM)
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
An actual HAHAHAHA
laugher
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
WINNER
I think is was called…“the bus that couldn’t slow down!”
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Bengie doesn’t need 2 months worth of food.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
unless it’s Nutrisystem
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
bahaha
btw, how do you post flash links like this? i know, i know…. newb question
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lol n00b. Just like a posting a pic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
sweeeeet

how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
this one is mesmerizing
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
someone post
the guy in the black unitard who shimmies his head.
that’s my favorite.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOOO
love that alligator
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FUCKING BULLSHIT
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE SHARK
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
yeah I love the gator
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
the gator basically looks like he’s slapping his feet whereas the other are just holding their hands or holding them at their sides. the bear is kinda groovin too though I guess. dude has his head down.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 4, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
:D Even our offense looks halfway decent in this park.
by californianotter on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

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