GameThread III
by Natto on Aug 4, 2009 6:24 PM PDT
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If we mashed up all of Velez's nicknames and made an image
that would be some awesome.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
the haterz thread is over at OBM
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So what the hell is happening tonight? Did the team get confused and think they are in SF right now?
Garko remembered we were on the road and swung at the first pitch
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
less bip, more hits
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
So clean
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Garko is a jerk.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
Damnit Ryan!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
He’s found something to say, and he’s gonna keep saying it, by gum!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
First Pitch CARP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
I agree with the philosophy, but the repetitiveness that Bip presents it in.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
take it one inning at a time guys, cmon
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
The trouble with this winning the inning bs is that a team can win only one inning and win the whole game, so like I don’t get the point.
shut up Bip
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
listening to kuip subtly give bip shit is pretty priceless
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i can dream...
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
CLASSY BB
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why is Randy Winn walking to first base? I don’t understand why he didn’t swing at all of the pitches?
That’s no way to win ballgames.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAA
A BASEBALL GAME CONSISTS OF 9 INNINGS THE TEAM WHO SCORES THE MOSTS RUNS OVER THAT PERIOD OF 9 INNINGS IS DECLARED THE WINNER IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH INNINGS THE RUNS ARE SCORED IN
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Looked like it to me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I like Cecil Cooper’s Sunday stroll out to the mound…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Just SWOOPing In Now
I know we all joked about the OBP being Garko’s most replicable skill, but isn’t that 3 times he’s been hit already?
58-47 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
well, the 3-run HR hasn't happened yet
I’ll take any OBP we can on this team.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HBP%
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When I first saw the ad, I thought JiB was going to start serving soft pretzels.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
IKR?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of JITB
Did anyone get their two free tacos today? http://coupon.jackinthebox.com/coupon/two-free-tacos_20090804.php
by DividedByZero on Aug 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I was unaware it was free taco day. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bip reminds me of Fleming, a couple years back, stating Cain’s pitch count after every single pitch.
Eugenio Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
The only difference here is that we like Flemming
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
I went to the doctor today and they played the “We make the phones ring” commercial in the waiting room.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So I went to the doctor see what he could give me
He said Son, Son, you’ve gone too far
‘Cause smokin’ and trippin’ is all that you do
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Brocail sounds like something a woman wears with a blouce or something
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I was going to mock you for even knowing the word “blouse”, but then I noticed you spelled it wrong, so you get a pass this time.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
GREAT SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’d be nice if Scott heated up again
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Ground Attack!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Classy run!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
WINNING THE INNING
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Renteria
Don’t fuck up please thanks
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Randy Winn's facial expression after sliding across home:
“I’m too old for this shit”
Ugh Renteria
I know we all love Posey, but how awesome would it be to have drafted Gordon Beckham and have him out there at short?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
same
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Me, too. I recall people being down on him and I told them to go ahead and pick him up b/c that guy can rake.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, you’re like Eric Karabell
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 4, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
His hair was too expensive
Demanded a separate signing bonus.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
BIP, STOP TALKING
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I AM TEMPTED TO HOPE THAT THE GIANTS WIN EVERY INNING EXCEPT THE LAST IN WHICH THE ASTROS TIE THE GAME AND WE ARE FORCED INTO EXTRA INNINGS DESPITE IT BEING 7-1-1
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How about a Dirty knock?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
That IS what she said
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
\m/
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
/bows
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m not gonna even try to rationalize bips’ theory…but i THINK that he means you have to win all of the innings to win the game…not just the majority
but that's like
still not true.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yes it is. if you win every inning you will win the game
by aaroncallagher on Aug 4, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Rent sucks balls
And yet, god forbid he sit for a Frandsen or something.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Track Record And Frandsen Can't Do Better
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a 33 year old who looks 39
Track record is pointless during a decline phase.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
AVERAGE!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
SANCHEZ HAS AN AVERAGE!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
SANCHEZ HIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sanchez!
the first time can be so hard
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
that’s what sanchez said
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He had been geting no-hit all year
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Thanks to roger
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BIP: Get the baseball
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
What the heck happened there?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
zorak the terrible, please
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ok so whats the dummest thing Bip has said so far today?
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
It’s pretty much the ONLY thing he’s been saying today – gotta win the inning!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
thx, I was watching from the kitchen and cooking
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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
everything
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we count the times he repeated a “dumm” thing that he had said earlier?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
he also said that Nolan Ryan “struck a lot of guys out.”
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
tomorrow nights broadcast has bip, joe morgan, mcarver, and steve phillips
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
don't even joke
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And Tebow will be in the ballpark
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 4, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot stop vomiting.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
GARKS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
because you touch yourself at night
Nah it’s a FUX broadcast.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
that's romantic
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Garked that one!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
GARK CITY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
t rex arms
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
that was like a 8.3 on the garkometer
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
AL Scores
BAL over DET 5-1-2
MIN over CLE 3-0-5
NYY over TOR 1-1-6
BOS over TB 2-0-4
KC over SEA 2-1
CWS over LAA 2-1-1
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NICE
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lady in blue is bengies mom
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
I'm so pissed that that the Giants pushed in the 4th!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell did Sanchez do on that one? Looks like he kinda jumped away from it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Well no, but it looked funny to me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
thought you had the sound down
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Bip is trying to reinvent how baseball games are decided
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
TWO
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Man, the astros really suck
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Inning won!
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in soviet russia, innings win you!
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
80’s flashback
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Tough 8th inning for the Marlins… At least they’re still up 3-1
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 4, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
OT video game question
for anyone who’s played more recent zelda games, our discussion the other day made me start playing ocarina of time again. Are any of the more recent ones as good as that?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Is there any 1 in particular that's better than others?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Ocarina of Time was a fantastic game, and although I haven’t played any of the more recent games, I find it very hard to believe they’re as good as OoT was.
An all-time great for sure. It's still amazing 11 years later
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Shane Snow excited
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take YES on that one
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Marlins up 3-1-4..
But down 6-4, wonder what Bip would be saying if that were the Giants?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
MR F!!
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F Sanchez out?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
WELCOM HOME FREDDY!!!
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F DOT BOMB!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Just tuned in
How’s Eugenio? Sanchez?
Wow, that answers that.
FredSan!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
fucking A
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Well not literally out of here but still...
FREDDY!
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WTF is Uribe wearing on his face?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
We are wasting runs..
We’re gonna need some of these tomorrow
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
But if we win 1 more inning and tie 1 we clinch the game!
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needs more "uhhh"
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PANDA POWER!!!
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PANDA POWER!!!!1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
hahahahahhah!!!!
wooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 4, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
BACK TO BACK BITCHES
I like this pitcher.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT HOUSTON!!!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
dayam
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Pabs: Oh yeah? Look how far I can hit it, sucka!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
HOLY SHIT FUCKING AWESOME
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PANDA MONIUM!!!!!!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
AIR ATTACK
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Wait a minute!
Back to back homer!?!? You can do that!?!? There isn’t a waiting period between homeruns, or something?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yeah bomb for sure.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Wrong part of the yard, Bengie.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Well-hit thogh
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol the second one
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So
I just got home. The first pitch I heard after turning on the radio? Sanchez’s home run. WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
/awkward silence
pass
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
/slightly longer awkward silence
//looks around
///pokes jcb on the shoulder
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Whoop ain't going out that way B-Money
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NO BIP, YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT WINNING INNINGS.
just you.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
I am enjoying this inning
I am not enjoying Bip’s commentary about winning innings, however.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Forget winning innings
How about winning at bats?
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Winning pitches
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Bip is trying to create baseball’s version of the Modified Stableford Scoring System
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It's weirdly entertaiing
normally I don’t like making fun of people but he’s really making it too easy. It’s sad that he’s serious about it. If he started to joke about it it would be funnier IMO.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
GARKLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
"THOSE ARE BASEBALL PLAYERS"
as opposed to hockey players?
Baseball player
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Michael and Jeffery
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I’ve used that line before. It was 12:30 am and no Midnight reply. I told them to get this ESPN crap off my radio and put on the Giants.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon Crawford homered today as well.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Box score of that game has CONN scoring 2 in the first, 2 in the 4th, 1 in the 5th but only 4 total runs.
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sometimes the stringers are slow
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yep and it’s bases loaded
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 4, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing this is a road game..
Otherwise other people watching this game on MLB.tv would think our commentators are always this bad.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
who has the final say for putting bip on tv? they should be sacked
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
I dunno, I guess they probably don’t have many other options and it’s not fair to ask Kuip to carry the broadcast on his own.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YEAH
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Bonds would dominate that broadcast. He was REALLY insightful during the dodger broadcast. He really seem to understand the concept of BABIP and LD%.
Makes sense..
Best hitter ever. Knows what it takes to hit.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
That would be awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They could rotate Flem and Jon through to do color. They’ve done that before.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
It’s probably JT’s idea.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Urine in.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
lol
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
is Pablo hurt?
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
I love how Giants fans always assume the worst
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Sanchez is prolly pissed..
Uribe put in as a defensive replacement
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I missed the DINGERZ because I was poopin.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
We could have used some of these runs yesterday
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I'm in
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Which Sanchez?
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The dirty one
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Speaking of Doc..
Halladay CG loss, 5 runs
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The Dirty Doctor
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
i think bip just said that the white thing w\is the “ball” and its important to pitch, field and hit it well
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
GROUNDBREAKING!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
So apparently fire-season is year aaround down here. Fire in Glendale hills
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
When did it start?
I was at work (at JPL), and walked outside at 5:00 pm and then again at 6:00 and was wondering how the hell it got so smogy all of a sudden.
I think about 3.5 hrs ago so says KTLA
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What's great about this:
After a tough first, Sanchez has been locked in.
Rent. Don’t throw that one.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh….eff Kaz Matsui
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
how many post ASG home runs do we have now?
is it four?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
We have five. Two just came in the last inning, though.
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
40% of them just happened while I was poopin.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
YAY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I appreciate Jonathan Sanchez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Defensive changes for San Francisco
Now pitching: F. Sanchez
Now playing 2B: J. Sanchez
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I will email him a picture of the sunflower guy
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
MURDERER!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
CLIMB ABOARD THE MURDER TRAIN
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I remember that, but why are you sending him to Dirty?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
he's back!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome. What is his company selling?
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He isn’t selling anything. He is just a guy that dresses up like a sunflower and waves at cars.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
better than sitting at home watching tv all day…I think.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Odd
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The Jamba Juice near my work makes it’s employees dress up as bananas and dance on the street corner. People honk at them excitedly as though the bananas were making some sort of very abstract political point that they agreed with.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I worked there in HS and we would make the Rook’s do it.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
words you never want to hear from your boss: “here, put this on”.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
politics is bananas
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
We won 5 innings!
We clinched the game! We won!
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So we can just end the game, right?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
Wait what?
Why are we still playing?
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It always makes me sad whenever I hear that JR is retiring. But then Bip spoke, and I got annoyed again.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Hockey, but I thought he played for CHI?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds about right as I haven’t watched Hockey for about a looong time
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hockey player. Played for Chicago, Phoenix, Philly, LA, and San Jose. He was the third American-born player to get 500 goals (40th overall, doing so with the Sharks). Likely headed to the Hall of Fame. Famous for making Gretzky’s head bleed.
Basically, he’s awesome.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
He spoke in class today.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Seemed a harmless little fuck
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
jeremy roenick
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeremy Roenick
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JR’s retiring? Dammit, I saw there was some big Sharks news, so I was hoping they’d acquired Heatly.
Can’t argue that. If the trade doesn’t happen I won’t cry, but I’m kinda bummed to see Roenick retiring, nonetheless.
The Senators are kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place, though, since nobody else wants him.
I gotta admit, I don’t want Heatley either. Second trade demand in his career, making it public, refusing a trade to the Oilers, plus the fact that acquiring him would make it that much harder to re-sign Setoguchi and Pavelski.
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Fools and Sages
Dang I was hoping for another Dirty knock.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
suck it Lee
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Eugenio!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Warning Track Power carlos
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The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
when he hit that I thought for sure we’d lost this inning
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
TOP SPIN FTW!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m In!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The ballpark they played against the Rockies in was too small, and a huge disadvantage to their pitchers
This porridge is to hot
This porridge is to cold
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This is so huge Sanchez is going deep into this game with Martinez going tomorrow.
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It’s important when huge goes deep.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I got a fantasy football auction draft in an hour.. Any sleepers I should know about?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Brett Favre
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
Leon Washington, though I don’t know if he is considered a sleeper
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Vick.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Plaxico Burress
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Grab some pine, meat!
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The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
nice
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
we actually tied yesterday’s game 3-3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OK, So I understand Bip is annoying, but the “Win each Inning” is a good attitude to have.
Keeps you in the moment, and prevents your mindset to become satisfied with the current lead.
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe I am interpreting this wrong… But this phrase or mindset keeps you from understanding the game of baseball?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Please expand
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
“We lost the first inning 10 to nothing, but we took the next 4 innings 1 to 0. We are playing great baseball” – Bip school of baseball scoring.
Put that way, yes. But the mindset is not overall idiotic.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Fine attitude. Lousy broadcasting shtick.
Bip gotta go.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
especially when you keep mentioning it over and over
like it’s some amazing concept
too many tied innings!
we can’t win a game like this!
bip roberts sounds like the dude with 4 lips co-piloting the millennium falcon in return of the jedi
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
oh god it's so true
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bubbahead
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Would you listen to Bip the rest of the year...
if in exchange, Bengie Molina hit 7th?
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
If Bengie was hitting 7th
AND had a 320+ OBP
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SPEED
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
nah
My brother is a Velezbian and he doesn’t like Romo. I am a Romosexual.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
FBAL!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
ZORAK!!
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Velez!!!
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The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
With malice toward Crawford Boxes.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
I think the painters are done for the day. Now I can eat!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Fosse
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fosse at least knows the rules of the game
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BIP
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, Jon Miller is 58? lol wut?
58-48 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
I"M PISSED
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
no poo
Urine
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Walks? What are those?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
you’re supposed to swing at the ones that hit you
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
he was alright
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
How disappointing is it
to have Uribe up in place of Sandoval?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Like having Bip in place for Kruk?
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Kind of
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It's not that bad in a 7-0 game..
Unless there’s a perfect game on the line.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
It's not bad
It’s just disappointing.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Well
Dinner time. Chicken Casserole
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
lol Bengie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh wait that was Urine
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
damn it Urine
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
bah
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
LOL URINE
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rally booger
lol J Sanchez picking his nose on the bench.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
ASTRLOLS
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
post the .gif Natto!
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
CLUTCH HITTER
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Why don’t SS and 2B play on the grass for Molina?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Garko is fat, slow and crowds the plate.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
actually on my monitor he looks like he’s way off the plate.
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
must be the widescreen.
Eugenio "Skinny Panda" Velez post All Star OPS 1.079
by cybermaldonado on Aug 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re right.
He must only crowd the plate vs. RHP.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I WANT A GARKO HR!!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Ok I guess I can wait
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
way too early to say
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wow. A SF batter laid off a slider in the dirt?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
wouldn’t you?
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s actually a pretty good strategy. I’m going to give it a shot.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
AstrLOLs
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
BENGIE SPEED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
I thought there was no way in hell Bengie was going to be anywhere close to being safe on that.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
he wants, he was using the wristwatch illusion from total recall
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
GARK'D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STATION TO STATION BASEBALL
bases = SO CLOGGED RIGHT NOW
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
"May not be the fastest guy"
Understatement of the year.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
LOL SPEED
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
We're wasting all our innings! We need to save some innings for tomorrow!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Wall-dis according to Kuip
Waldis sighting.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
How is it pronounced?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I think Miller said it more like Wal-dees.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Ya it is Waldees.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so glad that this is a short road trip
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
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