Open GameThread, 8/4
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LOLINEUP per Baggs
LF Velez
2B F. Sanchez
3B Sandoval
C Molina
1B Garko
RF Winn
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
P J. Sanchez
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
BRILLIANT!
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 5, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate the fourth line of this line-up. And also not a fan of Renteria in general. And the jury is still out on Velez, despite his good offensive week.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
i understand he has defensive issues
but doesn’t SSS cut both ways?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m always looking for something negative to happen concerning Velez
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 4, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that way you can be absolutely euphoric when he does something right… it’s the little things that make life worth living…
I honestly try! But, I’m still overly suspicious.
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 4, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Paulino 7 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 0 BB, 8 K
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Uribe (E)
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
look at Paulino's horrible numbers
we’re screwed.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Joey to start tomorrow!!
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
and after today
43 ER
64 IP
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Zombies!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
this is horrifying
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t care how, I want it now
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
when did maria join the party?
‘please visit our team, its your team too’
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CALIFORNIA
“Where your mortgage is exorbitant, and you’re unemployed!”
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by UnleashTheGore on Aug 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
with malice towards losing
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HAWT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What's on the menu for dinner?
BBQ Tri-Tip
BBQ corn on the cob
mashed red potatoes
/very excited
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brats with peppers and onions in beer, served on a grilled roll
corn on the cob
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Parents here have a Red Cross team lead meeting, so we’re on our own for dinrar. I’m thinking some Panda Express; the steamed veggies, orange chicken, and string bean chicken sound good.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmm beijing beef
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I very much enjoy their spring rolls.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
meh. we have a Panda Express here on campus, so I’m trying to have as little of it as I can before the semester starts. I don’t want to get sick of it too soon.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m relying on the dining commons in a few weeks, all the way through mid-December. In part because I’m broke and it’s all I have, and in part because I need to lose some friggin weight. I’m expanding.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i’m going to try to pack my lunch more this semester and lose weight and save money. Inevitably however, I end up eating more meals at panda express/port of subs/villa italian eatery as the semester goes on and my stress level and sleep deprivation rise.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
clearly the answer is to eat out less and drink more beer.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
a pack a day habit helps, too… at least it did when I was in college
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Who knows
I may never get out of the office tonight. If that’s the case its a bag of Trader Joe’s Baked Cheese Crunchies.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The jalapeno ones are super delish.
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And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
porkchops with a bacon/sage sauce
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, bunch of foodies in here. I will be eating popcorn at my desk.
by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Mexican Coke and American Spirits.
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Mexican Coke is the best !! Mmmm…Real Sugar.
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Never say coke, seriously, when I was in Cancun I asked for a coke and the room froze. Then I said soda, the lady from the hotel said “we say Cocoa not Coke, never say coke.” but yes cane sugar is better than fructose.
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a hot sausage/red onion/garlic/black bean/kidney bean combo over rice with Tabasco.
58-47 - Giants Series Record: 19-10-4, 15-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.58 ERA, .273 BAA, 50 K and 30 BB in a tad over 100 innings. Meh.
HAWT SAUSAGE
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
CHILI DOGS
WHAT SAY YOU
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
nothing finer
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
not the only thing you'll be doing tomorrow with that dinner
IM POOPIN!
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by UnleashTheGore on Aug 4, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
wow this is quite comical…
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
try this
go to google, type in something like “why do i” or “how come”…..look at the top results that come up.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Irony!
Answering a Yahoo Answers question by making fun of them for asking at Yahoo Answers.
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by UnleashTheGore on Aug 4, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
lol got warned for posting scantily clad women pick xP
no more panda bikini pics
by californianotter on Aug 4, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
that wasnt goofus?
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now that’s hot
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds about right
and tomorrow Bochie will blame Frandsen for it.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I already blame Bengie for it today
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Regardless of the number, they won’t be consecutive. Plus, we should expect some struggles the second time through the lineup.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often then I blarg).
What is it going to take for MelonHead to move Bengie out of cleanup?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
A clean up hitter?
Nate was playing there when Bengie sat wasn’t he? Maybe if Nate can get hot he can hit 4th.
he has to get back, first
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remember when buriss was in the lineup every day? and everyone was asking what it would take to get him out of the lineup. then someone here told a story from his days in san diego where he played some crappy player over and over again till upper management DFA’d the guy. I think someone needs to tell bochy to take bengie out of the lineup or take him away from bochy. its like taking a pacifier away from a toddler.
No one here gets out alive.
Someone with an even BIGGER head telling him to.
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Unpossible. There is no bigger head in the universe.
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2010
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
CSN reporting that oswalt not pitching tonight is a 'developing story'
havn’t we known that for a while?
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Developing Story
Giants in trade talks with Pirates for Freddy Sanchez
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
IT’S THE PARK!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
REPLY F-A-I-L
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LINK PLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s not a developing story till Assfan4ever reports it and copies a link
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Woodson said that if one more caller to KNBR asks about Bonds coming back, his head is going to spin off his body, or something like that.
by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok… Prediction time.
Who gets more hits, 1-3 in the Giants lineup or the rest of the lineup combined?
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I’m sensing a bizarro game, so I’m going 4-9
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot, the giants are facing a major league pitcher, so the answer is not defined
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m feeling a Randy Winn home run and a 3-4 night for Edgar.
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by UnleashTheGore on Aug 4, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok…i’ll go a 3-4 game with a 2B for Garko and 1-4 with 2 RBIs for Uribe
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding. For him to make it back by August shows the dude has serious cojones.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
JOEY JOE JOE JUNIOR SHABADOO
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
/runs out crying
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ur doin it wrong
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants win 7-4
With one 3 run Gark onto that stupid porch. And Velez hits one to the flagpole, goes inside the park standing up. Quality start for Sanchez, Wilson gets a four out save
Also, Randy Winn gets 3 put outs on routine fly balls
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 4, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i applaud your specificity and optimism
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, the man got our journalists back, give him his curtain call
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 4, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
on sax, i hope
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Perhaps by threatening a long sax solo?
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 4, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
billy mays?
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I'm going to call him.
He could get it done. And, then we could talk about something else.
by kdl on Aug 4, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
How many of you have picked up Zorak for your fantasy team/
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Well I did.
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Nope.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
Why Zorak?
Can I ask? Why call Eugenio Zorak? I think he looks more like Mr. Tumnus
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 4, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Bip is on the TV?
Awesome, now I’m glad I’m missing part of the game.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I gave blood tonight
so I can’t even drink durring the game, when disaster strikes… should I even bother?
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one of my professors told a story about a friend who gave blood then drank two pints of guiness
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
what happened?
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this was in ireland. My professor and her friend donated blood because if you donated a pint of blood, you got a pint of guiness. so her friend donated 2 pints of blood.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, college?
The computer is trying to cheat on the TURING test again!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh yeah?
I used to drink blood while giving!
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 4, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf
why CANT you drink? you’ll be wasted after one beer. how many pints did you donate
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
obviously you guys are well trained in this
I will yield to your knowledge
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they dont do that anymore… it was a donation to the red cross
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The first and last time I gave blood I fainted and vomited on myself. I don’t give blood anymore.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Blood is measured in pints, so is beer
coincidence? I think not.
gotta replace the fluids with something, might as well be beer
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by j14 on Aug 4, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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Fucking Rockies.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Who dat is?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
JOEY!!!
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
So let me get this straight
The catcher that was on the Giants for 5 minutes is now toeing the rubber?
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
STOP SHOWING THE HIT ON JOEY
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With bases loaded, ok
But I like waiting leading off
thats unpossible!
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
zoraks pitches seen is going way up
Les Plack = more chicks
my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Only 195 posts for el Guapo. Where’s the love, man?
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MOLOLE
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Dude is going for the Prince Fielder look
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they were wearing Homestead Grays threads.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought a Grays hat for my sister at the last homestand.
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awesome
I should have bought a Detroit Stars cap when I was at Comerica Park last year.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
does anyone know how to fix the mlb gameday audio feed when it goes out? i feel like if i ever pause it, i can never get it back again…
hit refresh? (F5)
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I don’t even see a pause option mine.
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And yet Bengie will swing at the first pitch.
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PANDA WALK WITH ME
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carney and bochy decided today that we needed to see more pitches…
so, um, guys, see more pitches, k?
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by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
Listening to Houstons feed of the game and the announcers just said Bochy AND Sabaen have been discussing dropping Bengie out of the cleanup spot!!!
In other news
God reconsidering cancer, earthquakes
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 4, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
new movie
HOW BENGIE GOT HIS GROOVE BACK
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Bengie picks up a cougar and has various adventures?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
no, he falls in love with a tall, handsome, Haitian man
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I think I like this version better.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
and then they get married, but he cheats on bengie, and then bengie swings at a slider and grounds out
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Based on a true story then
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
inspired by, really…
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how bengie got his groove for the first time
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my lead in dingerz.exe is shrinking...
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
At least we are making the pitchers work so far in this series. That’s a plus, isn’t it?
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
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ive never seen this! prolly cause bengie has sucked so much lately
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what it is what it is
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Mistah Jay Mistah Jay!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS A CLEAN UP HITTER
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
MOOONNEEEEYYY
See what happens when you take pitches?
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BEST CLEANUP MAN IN HISTORY
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Thanks to roger
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wow, its amazing what happens when you work a count
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great, now hell never leave cleanup
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by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
gark one out of here!
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+1!
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you garkin frud!
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by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 4, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy has been vindicated.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
IKR
I’m actually upset it was bengie who hit that.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yup
still rooting for my team. But TBH i’m rooting AGAINST bengie because who are we kidding here
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DANG
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ARGH
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darn
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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That was gark'd
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Stupid fast center fielders
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants are now done scoring for the day
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
don't count ur chickens
we scored in the first last night too
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That was an inning
of some good ABs
KEEP IT UP
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
pretty well hit ball
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Sanchez hasn't allowed a hit yet!
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why must you do this to us?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Aug 4, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
MUAHAHAHAH BECAUSE I DRINK TEARS HAHAHAHAH
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Oh lord who's the color guy tonight?
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Oh
I’ve heard others talk about him but never heard him in real life. Yikes.
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Bip
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
YA TOTLY
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The pitches was easily the most positive part of the inning.
I fully expect some sort of 8 pitch inning with Rents, Rowand, Winn
There goes the perfect game.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
JONATHON >:(
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A Jonathan marathon?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Just imagine Eli is behind the plate Jonathon
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
yeah Timmy
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The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Eli Whiteside
The real genius behind the no-no
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
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suck it kaz
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carlos lee has power
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The Pope is Catholic
Bears shit in the woods, etc.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i can’t stand it any longer!!!!!!!!!!
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
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ewwww… throw up
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Strikes please Jonathon
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
In other news
Rollins 2 run jack. 4-2 Rockies
booooo
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LOL SANCHEZ
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
WHEW! LOL KUIP FAIL
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
holy crap
i thought that was a home run
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus those fucking Crawford boxes scared me. I thought that was long gone.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
phew
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UNCLENCH
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IN YOUR FACE NATTO
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BTW
/flagged for violence
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It would have been a non-violent killing
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
his mom
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
it wasn’t a routine play. So of course he made it
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 4, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
lolkuip
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
I just came on here to say
INTENTIONAL WALK IN THE FIRST MOTHER FUCKING INNING!? WTF IS BOCHY THINKING?
now to go back to studying
Wasn't really intentional.
Fell behind Lee 3-0, then just decided to put him on
the question is not what but whether
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
this ballpark is ridiculous
i thought that was gone for sure
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
http://www.voshy.com/videos/view.php?id=budweiser-ad_hgekw
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Okay, quitting time. Don’t suck, Giants
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
OMGBANNEDOMGOMGOMGOMG
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none because he couldn't make the Astros
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So does Sanchez settle down?
Or aprez that fly ball, le deluge
So we've already lit up paulino this year, right?
pretty much guaranteed we’re not scoring again.
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TWSS
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s like an arcade game! we make park fun!
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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watch the Giants here
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/souptv
password is hoveround
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
CLASSAY
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class single
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
left handed he hits a ground ball toward right field
right handed he pops out.
He is the most consistent hitter I have ever seen.
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, 7 pitch AB ending with a single!
Who is this team?
very classy
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SANCHEZ AND GARKO
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Maybe Bochy flipped over a buffet table?
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Man Paulino sucks
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BREAKING! Giants designate their clean-up hitter for assignment in the 3rd inning of today’s Giants-Astros game!
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
except veterans
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
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Meh, productive out
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at least it wasnt 2
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He’s got a loud in his pants.
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*LOAD
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HEEZ A LODE RUNNER
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THE MOTHERLOAD
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TWSS?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
wow i think i should just rely on you guys instead of gamecast
shit is so slow
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I can’t believe we are taking so many pitches.. This is awesome.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
WTF R THEEZ PITCHEZ N HITZ
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RALLY GAR
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woke him up
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
woohoo basehits
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
Molina, Winn, Renteria
all with hits already tonight?
lol Bengie has an RBI?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
double in the 1st inning – he’s never leaving the clean-up spot now
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
2b no less!
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Just what I was thinking
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Does not compute.
This is so weird, them being a head in counts, hitting singles with runners on base…
Let's go FBAL
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Paulino is scared of Velez
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
well he does look like the Devil from Futurama
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow this hitting is making me :')
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lol he just couldn’t hold up three times in a row.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
but he laid off the 4th time lol
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, there he is
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Yoo-jean!! gets the inevitable "great" descriptor from Bip
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Lots of nicknames
But I always thought he looked like Snoop.
/cue “THATS RACIST” child
once again, video link here
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ZORAK!!
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Eugenio!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Flannery tried to send Edgar again.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
JESUS CHRIST
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Way to go Rent. Don’t listen to Flannery.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Wow Renteria
Learning from his mistakes from yesterday
Grab Some Pine Meat!
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You mean listening to Flannery?
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
fuck yeah velez! comin' through again!
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, 2 runs?
What the hell is going on here?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Ronnie Paulino is going on
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I am 10000% on the FBAL bandwagon. WOW
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Fast Black Abraham Lincoln
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
“The Giants need to go out there and outscore the opponent”
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f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Bip on a word count?
don’t want him to injure his uvula
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
really they never write, they never call, damn them.
/Ok I’ve been working too many hours this week.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Yoo-jean!!
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 4, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Paulino is rattled
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Bip just said
We need to outscore our opponents to win. Nice analysis.
Grab Some Pine Meat!
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Seriously
pauLOLino. He sucks so bad.
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so paulino
53 pitches is good, no?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
jose veleziano!
feilz navidadz
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 4, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
NULL MOLE
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Velez
I’m not sure how long he’ll be able to keep this up, but it is nice to have Velez hitting as well as he is.
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