Giants Sign Brad Penny
Sez so right here. If you want to know if that's a move that makes sense, you'd probably get a better answer from this stats dork.
It's going to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hard to root for Penny. Dude's kind of a putz. But he's almost certainly the best option for the Giants down the stretch.
Think of him like a Sidney Ponson who wouldn't need to start a playoff game or cost prospects.
Update: It's a done deal according to CNNSI. Yay?
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SI.com sez it’s done and will cost the Giants $75k
Still don’t like the idea of a Dodger in the Giants clubhouse.
by Mr. Angry on Aug 31, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he hates the Dodgers. That’s got to boost him a little in your eyes.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I duz! I duz!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How much do you hate the Romans Dodgers?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Romanes eunt domum?!?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 31, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will the Internet blow up if I do this?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Sep 5, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were all those reallys just to get to the 75 word count?
If so, does that mean I can edit the post to my whims?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you edit the dungeon master’s posts?
My Will Clark will kick your honor student's ass!
by jbowl on Aug 31, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but only if you roll a d20 and get an 18 or better.
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by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
I’m actually scared to learn more about the overlap between D&D players and Giants fans. I think I’d rather be ignorant on this.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
by achiappanza on Aug 31, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. I went in and added a few more reallies just to drive the point home.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 inserted Rush Rolls here we come!
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than any other option we have for a #5. Yeah, I hate his guts and will continue to do so no matter his performance with the Giants.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinda like the Renteria of the pitching staff, amirite?
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by can of corn on Aug 31, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Sabean must have really liked kicking the spare tire Penny carries around.
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In all seriousness, I think him pitching against the Dodgers would be A++++ for us
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially if we need someone to hit russell martin in the head after they throw at pablo again
by m34josh on Aug 31, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Sabean’s a Michelin man.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Aug 31, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Low risk, nice reward. Low risk, nice reward. Low risk, nice reward…
I’ll keep saying it to myself.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate to think if we still had Alderson, Sabes would have claimed Penny off waivers and given the Sox Alderson in return…
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by Tellias on Aug 31, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuck. He better be worth it
Former Marlin, former Dodger.. Never been a fan of the guy.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s hard for sure to be a personal fan of the guy, but i like him a lot better than what our other options would be.
My Will Clark will kick your honor student's ass!
by jbowl on Aug 31, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Penny on the Giants will make them the fattest team in the history of baseball.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean FASTEST!
which is how I originally read that
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 31, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Penny, Sandoval, Molina

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL BAD PHOTOSHOP

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They do not look ready for Freddy.
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by GiantBrass on Aug 31, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well he is the problem
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Aug 31, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The glove he’s using sure explains the defensive miscues, though.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get him and Hoffman and maybe Nomar to crush the Fodgers
Penny as my fellow McCoveys say “low risk, nice reward” is what we are really getting and he is also not that old which is good. Also, getting Trevor Hoffman the former rockies player, can help out the giants b willy with his changeup thus making b willy one of the best closers in the nl.
by waffles on Aug 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bwilly BOOYA!! WITH AUTHORITY!!
/ESPN crazy eye
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trevor Hoffman was a Rockie (Rocky? What’s the singular here?)?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus we arent getting him anyway
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't hate appreciate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by waffles on Aug 31, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz
All those exclamation marks are to make up for the missing punctuation yesterday, right?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY DRAFTED HIM
in a fantasy league
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes a lot of sense. Even with the Dodger scent
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup. I’d welcome the signing.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 31, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just.
Don’t.
Suck.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We lost this guy....
Aaron heliman or something http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4434155
by waffles on Aug 31, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is beyond good news. Living in NYC, I watched Heilman be at the center of both the 07 and 08 Mets collapses.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why claim Heilman and not claim Harden?

Does not make sense
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We already have enough porcelain pitchers on this team.
Looking at you, Timmy!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good. I talked to some of my friends who are Cubs fans and they told me that he really wasn’t that great a pitcher.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-1
For trusting judgement of Cubs fans.
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I figured that it was kinda risky to trust them on that.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cubs fans hate everything.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They like beer and hot dogs that look like a salad and don’t have ketchup on ’em.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and poking Milton Bradley with a stick.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, I don’t see why you can’t just put ketchup on all of that and call it a day.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or take all that rabbit crap off and call it a day
/ducks
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS: They sell them at PacT&T.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the frig is that?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't PR
we can swear here
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there!
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Aug 31, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck yeah we can!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those hot dogs look pretty bomb. I wouldn’t mind having that meal in front of me right now.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!
by capnk on Aug 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read this as “porking Milton Bradley”. I’ll go sit down in the back of the class, now.
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 31, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You calling Old Style beer?!
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True JCB9 Fact
I have never had a drink of beer, ever.
/weirdo
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you drunk other alcoholic beverages?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A couple. Not very much. I have a weird taste aversion to alcohol. Can’t stand it.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s prolly a good thing.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you get the Asian glow? I just learned about this last night from my fiances friend. She says all Asians (except Koreans) get it
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be something considering jcb isn’t Asian.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be AMAZING! I thought he was for some reason
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His wife is though!
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To satisfy your curiosity, I get the “Asian glow”. It’s annoying.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww Natto is blushing… No, wait, he’s drinking
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't.
But Filipinos are the Irish of Asia.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
Asians say we’re Pacific Islanders…Pacific Islanders say we’re Asians
Plus, it’s a Catholic country…coincidence??
by short_shifter on Aug 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus there’s some debate over whether or not you count as Hispanic, as I understand it.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say we’re at least Latin, definitely. Philippines has much more in common with Mexico than it does with Malaysia.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I consider Filipino folk to be Asian.
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 31, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never heard of that before, thought it was interesting
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Asian glow like when you go super saiyan or something?
by xanthan on Aug 31, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its the stage before Super Saiyan
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t get “the glow.”
Still in despair.
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 31, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just like my ex girlfriend, she was all of 95 lbs and her face would turn bright red after half a beer, which was very entertaining
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Aug 31, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red face
Let’s go to a Giants game as stoplights.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
by achiappanza on Aug 31, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats it! I saw a pic of his kid and kinda made an assumption
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s Asian-in-law.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am, in fact, profoundly white.
However, my wife has a gender ambiguous first name (Casey) and she kept her name (Yu) when we got married, so sometimes, if we’re getting delivery under her name, or I use the Safeway card that’s under her name, I get very odd looks.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, quite white. I can attest to that.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
English + Scottish + Welsh + German + Dutch + French = as white as you can get without being Scandinavian.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lars, only person whiter than jcb9 on MCC.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m german, canadian and norther irish. So I’m pretty white too
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the white people who are so white they’re kind of blue.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HORSESHOE CRAB BLOOD FTW
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GODS! GODS FROM OVER THE WATER
shine ur favor on us o gods from the sea!
o but y do u smell like wet dog?
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m Wonder Bread-with-the-crusts-cut-off white.
And the red hair’s turning white.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I’m going white too =/
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the hairline of a man twice my age.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sounds a lot like me except i get to throw my 1/16th creole around, EAT THAT WHITE DEVILS
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Aug 31, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a little scary
I’m French + German + English + Irish + Dutch + Scottish
(but I’ve got some Native American too)
by dprodigy19 on Aug 31, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RACISTS
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drink but cannot stand the taste of beer. Just cannot find one that does not taste like ass. So I am a hard drinker, vodka being my favorite.
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by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See: Vodka doesn’t taste like anything. So you like getting buzzed, but not the actual booze itself
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Vodka has a taste, it’s called burning.
by xanthan on Aug 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that Smirnoff makes people not like Vodka, because Smirnoff is made of ass.
Not saying you’re talking about Smirnoff, I just like to talk about how shit that stuff is.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are good vodkas for sure, but they still don’t have the flavor of a whisky or gin (or rum, or tequilla)
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I’ve had better vodka’s, but I can’t get into them. Give me beer or whiskey.
by xanthan on Aug 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t drink vodka all the time, but when I do, I prefer bourbon.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t drink vodka all the time, but when I do, I prefer bourbon scotch.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t drink much Vodka, but I’ve had Smirnoff. I think Kettle One is decent, but it still tastes like Vodka to me.
by xanthan on Aug 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sky Blue and Grey Goose are both good and surprisingly smooth.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmm grey goose.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok mini-thread hijack
What is your favorite items to mix with Vodka in your drinks?
Dole Pineapple Orange Banana Juice – Mt. Dew – AMP original flavor.
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by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did get into a bit of mixing vodka at home, and typically I’d use some fruit punch and a splash of Mt Dew Voltage
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mountain Dew, Red Bull, pretty much whatever
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by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more vodka and vermouth
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can get behind this.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only ever do Vodka and orange juice or Vodka and cranberry juice when I actually choose to drink Vodka.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never really liked cranberry juice. I will mix it every now and then, but to me there is just better stuff.
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by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll do these or a White Russian
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 31, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually am a White Russian, so I always thought that drink was kind of weird.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are an anti-communist revolutionary in the early 20th century?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Aug 31, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it sounds far-fetched, but it’s the truth.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well,
it’s a nice day for a White Russian.
it’s a nice day to..
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My go-to is always a cosmo, pref with grey goose. On a hot day though, you can’t go wrong with some vodka, sierra mist and a splash of grenadine.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 31, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds really good.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cosmos are surprisingly good. They got super trendy after sex and the city but they are quite tasty. They give me a hangover if I have more than one, though. My wife’s preferred cocktail is the Grey Goose cosmo so I make a lot of them (when she’s not pregnant).
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by dcp on Aug 31, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good god.
that sounds like a nightmare of flavors.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Aug 31, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sounds weird, but oh my god it is amazing. Plus its really fizzy. I recommend it to anyone.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Russian
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Aug 31, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good answer
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Aug 31, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Big Sadowski!
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by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was a favorite of a buddy of mine, so in his words:
Chocolate Milk that gets you drunk.
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by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tried it for the first time this last weekend, and damn that was good
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
too answer
Cranberry juice it think is best. or some sort of real fancy tropical drink (but then I’d usually go with rum or gin there.)
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Aug 31, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mother taught me to mix Black Russians when I was seventeen.
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by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds dirty.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes we are.
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by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
greyhound
vodka and grapefruit juice – muy yummy
also, making it fizzy by using a Squirt instead of grapefruit juice is very very good.
Sometimes I’ll use some kind of lemonade which is also quite tasty.
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you like Squirt you should try Ting. It’s like how Squirt was in the 70s before they made it sweeter.
by taliesin on Aug 31, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds good
like grapefruit orangina…
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by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you get it in the US?
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by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they have it at BevMo, for one. I’ve also seen it at Fog City News, the fancy magazine/chocolate shop in the FiDi.
by taliesin on Aug 31, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give it a try
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by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only place I’ve ever seen Ting is in Jamaica.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 31, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah good call
vodka with squirt/fresca is a better tasting and stronger smirnoff ice.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't think I've tried it with fresca
how soon is the weekend?
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by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Fresca is gross.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can only drink vodka mixed.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vodka: Tastes like burning.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t do vodka, i’ll gladly do Tequila. I’m not one for just shitty beer, i’m a fan of good beer.
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find Tequila worse than Vodka. Strange
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SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, everyone has their tastes, i just had vodka once, and lied down later and up it came
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s you, not the vodka. Don’t blame the tools
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but but but, it didn’t happen when i drank lots of tequila
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSS
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tequila = Awesome.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Free top shelf tequila bought for your girlfriend and you = Awesomer
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend and I would love this.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good joke Howwie!
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tequila tastes like Vodka that’s about to come back up.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vodka = Awesome.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sauvignon Blanc
preferably with cheese
on a blog
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by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MCC IS A WINE AND CHEESE BLOG
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to love tequila, and then I came to naked in a friends backyard trying to fight a kid who had seventy pounds and discovering that my girlfriend had dumped me, ever since then no tequila for Texas Ranger, stickin to beer, vodka and rum
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Aug 31, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Tequila is awesome! Don’t let one minor setback like that deter you from drinking liquid awesome.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bushmill's Irish Whisky, baby!!!!
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 31, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tip for beer that does not taste like ass: Don’t buy Coors/Bud/Corona/whatever nationwide cheap beer.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when you go to college, you have to
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way. When I was in college, we scaped up enough $$$ to buy decent beer. Pro-tip: better beer has more alcohol so you don’t need to drink 10 of them to get a decent buzz.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 31, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with everything in this reply.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true, but dude, we don’t use that money on buying better beer, these dudes want to shotgun, and shit like that, but honestly, i save my money until i get uptown to the bars and then order shots
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solution, do keg stands of Blue Moon.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blue Moon being a good beer is a controversial opinion.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STILL COORS
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Controversial yes, but it’s better than generic beer.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Compared to cheapos?
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
those are in the F/D range
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meaning what’s your cheapo score, F/D?
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it fails the prior critieria of being a more expensive beer that has MORE alcohol. Blue Moon is slightly better tasting, but suffers in the alcohol-to-cost ratio.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drink Anchor steam, landshark, any other beer that has a cool logo
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
landshark is a budwiser branch, no?
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so: Not a good beer. Also a crappy lager
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you haven’t tried it, you wouldn’t know it
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think that statement is always true, and I have tried it
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s kinda true, one is basically assuming it isn’t good without even trying it, even though maybe one or two or three of their other beers aren’t good
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also named by/for Jimmy Buffet.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not a wheat beer fan, so it’s doubly bad for me.
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer is not beer.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Descartes FAIL
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, what? Descartes? i might have said something before i thought about it
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rene Descartes is a drunken fart
“I Drink Therefore I Am”.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Python WIN
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude, if someone can lift me up to do a keg stand i’d be grateful
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds Like
an Organic Chemistry major…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cute:
but false.
Bass: 5.5%
Becks: 5%
Guiness: 4.27%
Heiniken: 5%
St. Pauli Girl: 4.8%
Anchor Steam: 4.9%
Sam Adams Boston Ale: 4.94%
Budwieser: 5.0%
Coors: 4.91%
MGD: 4.7%
PBR: 5.0%
From this site: Domestic Beer contents. There is a link on the LHS there for imports.
Interestingly, both “Fancy” (Import or Domestic) and “Cheapass” beers have “higher alcohol versions” – usually the “Bocks” and, to my surprise, the “Bud Ice” and deriviatives. Not to mention malt liquors, etc.
Everyone knows if you want get drunk cheap, you RIDE THE NIGHT TRAIN! Or swipe 95% Ethanol from the lab… (not 100% though… that stuff has additives, like benzene)
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most of those “good” beers are pretty crappy. Bass and Guinness aside.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve heard that the weird bubbles in guiness cause you to absorb far more of the alcohol than conventional beers. could be an urban legend tough
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Aug 31, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
often nitogenated
but only from a keg or those funky cans. I always get the Nitrogenated beers when I can BUT I doubt it effects the alcohol absorbtion…. I guess it could though.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bear Republic Racer 5: 7.0%
Chimay Blue: 9.0%
Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock: 6.7%
by taliesin on Aug 31, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
going to call foul
unless dcp clarifies that he means fucking BELGIAN ALE when he said “decent beer”.
And:
Olde English High Gravity 800 8.0%
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most any of the California microbrews are gonna be north of 6% alcohol as well.
Also:
Hitachino Red Rice Ale: 7%
Samuel Smith’s Imperial Stout: 7%
But TBH there are plenty of good beers that are not particularly high in alcohol, just as there are bad ones like your OE that are.
by taliesin on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh. Maybe it’s a placebo effect or something, but I definitely notice the alcohol from beer with taste more than beer without taste.
Anyway, if you’re looking for ethanol in the lab, the important thing is to avoid the denatured ethanol. 95% and 100% refer not to the appearance of methanol or other denaturants but the proportion of alcohol:water.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 31, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey genius
can you still an alcohol/water mixture past 95%?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"distill" obv.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, why are you being a dick for no good reason?
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by dcp on Aug 31, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing personal.
No, you are right I was too much of a dick when I called you genius… but yes, I am aware that the % refers to the amount of water. It’s just that to get the ethanol past 95% they have to add organic solvents and trace amounts remain…
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries
My googling indicates that you can get out the last 5% of the water using a “molecular sieve” whatever that is.
But when I worked in the lab we had denatured ethanol at 95% and undenatured ethanol at 95%, depending on whether whatever you were doing could tolerate the methanol in the denatured alcohol. You can’t rely on the 95% stuff being potable.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 31, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, I agree you go to know your labels!
The big 2 gallon jugs weren’t denatured…. we also had little bottles of 100%, which I guess would be considered denatured… the post docs in the lab told us which ones to swipe…
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have a couple bottles of 190 proof everclear from my last trip to Arizona. Dangerous!
by m34josh on Aug 31, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zenbitz being zenbitz
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having a bad day?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tilt
looks like battery acid but it’s 8% and tastes like red bull, but better. I’m talking about the green one.
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no you don’t, you just don’t drink as much
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or this.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or you could be called bad ass for saying how many beers you’ve had in a night… wow, “OHHH I HAD LIKE 20 BEERS, I IS TEH SHIT!”
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GUESS WHAT GUYS, I JUST DRANK 45 O’DOULS!!!!!
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea for real, it’s so dumb and pathetic
by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
U R KEWL
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah. Better beer is more enjoyable so you get a buzz and you like drinking it.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, college is Natty Ice and Keystone time, the time I am currently living, in isla vista you can’t walk down the street without kicking a can of either
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Aug 31, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a weird taste aversion to alcohol as well, but that just means I drink beer normally. Although my drink of choice when I’m out at a bar is a Captain and Coke now. That’s what happens when you can get $3-4 cost for it.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BOX FULL OF ELECTRONICS
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also like a good captain and coke
quite a bit actually
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IMHO
Jack & Coke > Captain & Coke
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Scotch
Scotch and Dr Pepper
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 31, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you do that to your Scotch? Is it like Passport or something? Because if you’re putting Dr. Pepper in Macallan or something, that is just really wrong.
by taliesin on Aug 31, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
$ Jack & Coke > $ Captain & Coke
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack & Jack > Jack & coke
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Captain and 7 is good too. Give it a shot sometime
by m34josh on Aug 31, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try this you'll like it
especially if you don’t like tasting the alcohol.
Captain and Dr Pepper or
Captain and Root Beer.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The captain and root beer sounds good.
Also in the vein of not tasting alcohol:
Malibu Rum and any of the Dole 100% fruit juice cartons.
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by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah malibu is good
But for me its almost too sweet.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My buddy turned me onto it this summer. Had never had it before.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
one time
me and two buddies were camping. We brought a handle of Parrot Bay (same as malibu) and over the course of one evening/night the three of us killed that handle – we were mixing it with pineapple juice and other juice and some sodas. The next day I woke up and I was pretty sure I had developed diabetes. The sugar almost killed me.
But actually I was totally fine but I almost never drink that stuff anymore.
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by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will have to try this “Parrot Bay”
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hurry
the Safeway on Monterey Blvd. had about 100 bottles on their “clearance” rack next to the stale bread, expired canned goods, broken soaps, etc.
I’ve never tasted, but I’d imagine any liquor bad enough to be marked down for sale has got to be pretty atrocious.
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"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
made by Captain Morgan
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by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hangover warning
Rum is made from fermented sugar cane, so the malibu and parrot bay stuff is really sugary. Too much sugar in the alcohol = hangover. Thats why I usually opt for normal Cap Mo to mix.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is it
that more sugar in the alcohol makes you more hungover? is that true for what you’re mixing it with also?
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by wjackalope on Aug 31, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hangover = dehydration. As long as you have some water along with your drinking you are ok.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I guess I should say headache not hangover
The sugary stuff gives me headaches if I drink too much of it.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have long studied
hangovers. Much field research. And my conclusion is… nuthin. other than dehydration which is pretty obvious. And champagne gives me a headache… even WHILE I am still drinking it.
So far (and it too me nearly 20 years of drinking and hangovers to learn this) the best approach seems to be: Don’t go to bed drunk. Stop drinking, and switch to water for a few HOURS and sober up. If you have to pee 3 times or so since you stopped drinking alcohol, you are on the right track.
You’d think if sugar was the issue, then drinking stuff like X and Coke or 7-up or frozen margaritas or whatever… but I get plenty o’ hangover from straight booze or beer, or whatever. Mixed, not mixed, no matter.
I get the “stomach” type hangover, so YMMV.
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you drink anything at the McCoven meet up at Zeke’s this year?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah
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SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. I knew you didn’t care for alcohol, but I didn’t know it went that far!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The funny thing is, my father’s a big beer connoisseur. I picked up my obsessions with the Giants, music, and books from him, but somehow not beer.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me and Juan will bring a 6 pack over shortly.
by xanthan on Aug 31, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t drink much either. Last time I was slammed was my 21st b-day. Day after I had an O-chem midterm. Lets just say it was a good thing that my class had a low curve on that test.
Since then I have had maybe 30 drinks total(3 yrs)
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blasphemy!
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never had a drink of beer either. Or any alcoholic beverage, really. Partly because I’m underage, and partly because I just don’t see the point of it.
Of course, this means that I’m always the one walking my drunk friends home, but eh, c’est la vie.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Aug 31, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awww, I remember being that guy and thinking that way. Just remember that the purpose of drinking doesn’t HAVE to be getting fucked up.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, but I’m in college. That’s pretty much the only reason why people drink here. Maybe later, when the novelty wears off for everyone, but right now it’s like, “OMG ALCOHOL MUST DRINK AND DO BEER PONG AND KEG STANDS!!!”
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Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Aug 31, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, you drink a bit and have fun. I’ll play a few games of beer pong and typically drink only a couple of cups because I’m playing against drunkards who can’t hit anything.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep I didnt really drink during college.
Props to you Mclife not following the norm. I would encourage you to try it in moderation when the time is right. I wish I would have learned to appreciate a good drink and a mellow buzz sooner. It’s not always all about the raging college party binge stuff.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t really either. I really do prefer drinking for the taste of things as opposed to just drinking to get drunk (not that I, you know, don’t like drinking to get drunk once in awhile.)
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nine out of ten times alcohol gives me the butt pee. I’ll have a sip or two of beer every once in awhile, but I don’t enjoy it enough to suffer the consequences of drinking a whole one.
We had some nice pomegranate wine a few weeks ago, but even with that, a shot glass sized portion is enough for me, tyvm!
by Merope on Aug 31, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well in their defense hot dogs should never have ketchup on them.
(They also shouldn’t have most of the other crap that goes on a “Chicago dog,” though.)
by taliesin on Aug 31, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t really like hot dogs that much, but when I lived in NYC and was broke, I often got hot dogs from Gray’s Papaya, purveyor of hot dogs and fruit drinks. I used to have ’em with onions and sauerkraut.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gray's Papaya
the hot dog stand that launched a million hot dog stands (Papaya Dog etc.). Not as many as Famous/Original/Famous Original Ray’s, but close.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one I used to go to
West 8th Street and Sixth Avenue in Greenwich Village. I lived half a block from there my senior year. Man that was a kick-ass block to live on.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
My (now-ex-) gf lived over the Waverly Diner at… 10th? I loves me some Village.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a great block
assuming you only like to sleep between, say, 4 AM and 9 AM?
The sign is funny… I forget what they were charging when I walked by in May, but it probably means that $1 off is a BIG discount!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a fan of NY
but papaya chilidogs rule the known universe of chilidogs
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Costco hotdog. I could eat ten, but I haven’t.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best deal around. Polish and a drink for $1.50
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+109
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoo, when I was a kid I had an… explosive reaction… to a CostCo dog. My poor dad got to clean up a trail of pink from my room to the can. They’ve changed brands since then, though (and names; they were Price Club at the time).
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are brands of salmonella?
Who knew?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck yeah, Costco Polishes are the best deal ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m actually very conscious about saturated fat and cholesterol (BRAD PENNY!) so I try not to eat a whole Costco dog at any given time … but once I had a nice balanced meal and decided to have half a Costco dog FOR DESSERT.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its all about Kaspers! Polish and swiss please!
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
last time we went to Kasper’s it was horrible. I was very disappointed.
by Merope on Aug 31, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't been there in a while
I miss it. In LA the rage is abou this place called Pinks. They’re pretty good. Dodger Dogs are inredibly overrated for those who haven’t tried one.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed.
Dodger Dogs areinrediblyinedible and overrated for those who haven’t tried one.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though I hear Russell Martin can suck ‘em down like nobody’s business.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Against their defense, hot dogs should only have ketchup on them.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 31, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ketchup and mustard. STOP THERE
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SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+109
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bleah.
Any fans of Berliner currywurst out there?
by Evan on Aug 31, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had no intention of starting a mega food/drink thread.
But I’m not ashamed!
By the way, the only thing that makes hot dogs good is chili.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, I like to taste the mystery meat. I did the Pink’s thing when I was doing a Highway 1 drive to San Diego and back, so detoured through LA for the sightseeing, had a Pink’s chili dog … I liked it, but it wasn’t really about the hot dog.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woah calm down there sonic the hedgehog
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
by GameSix on Aug 31, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BE THANKFUL
Heilman would be Blownitez v.2
I’ve seen him pitch plenty and he’s just SO inconsistent that he’d make heart patients of us all
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 31, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d make Penny my instant scapegoat if the Giants don’t make the playoffs after signing him.
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 31, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a good backup plan. I’m in.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we get Penny today, would be ready for the Wedndesday start? One thing I like about puching Lincecum back to Wedndesday is it lines Timmy, Zito and Cain up for the Rockies series in a couple of weeks. We might need another sweep based on the schedules between now and then.
by Countificus on Aug 31, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't need Penny until Wednesday
by loonyfringe on Aug 31, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants have said that Tim will pitch Thursday
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should be photoshopped to say, “BUY SBNATION PRODUCTS AND/OR MERCHANDISE.”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but
thursday will be left handed.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 31, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
His debut will most likely will this Saturday vs Brewers on FOX
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by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know he’s a douche, but if he pitches (peripherals-wise) like he did for the Red Sox, he’s pretty much a fourth-starter quality pitcher. I’ll be pleased if this goes down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RYAN SADOWSKIS MOM HAS BOUGHT XANTHAN!!
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadowski sucks.................
Ballz the z is there to state how badly he sucks.
by waffles on Aug 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BALLZ TO THE Z!! BOOYA!! WITH AUTHORITY!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Lars new past time of imitating ridiculous posters
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my favorite
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
80 mocking skill
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The people from PR do not like his posting style much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you meant Puerto Rico at first and was really confused
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She’s not talking about Puerto Rico?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Aug 31, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Purple Row
Did I just fall in a chasm?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed you did
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bastard!
They LOVE me in Puerto Rico!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Love" might be a little strong
They’re just mildly amused by the idea of someone with no heritage.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Aug 31, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, to be fair, you have yet to complete the love.
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG! Excellent – I had actually forgotten that one.
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by can of corn on Aug 31, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
by GiantBrass on Aug 31, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Lars is a Jet
he’s a Jet all the way
from his first cigarette
to his last dying day.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Had to perform that song in high school. Hated it. My character had the lamest songs in that play by far.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What play is that?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
West Side Story
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more of a musical, really, but whatever
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which character/song?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was Riff, the white gang leader. That was the “Jet Song.”
I also had to do that “get coolly cool boooooy” song. Hated that one even more.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 31, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really, are there any good songs in WSS? It’s an OK musical, I suppose. Who would you rather be?
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by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not this.
I grant you that the show is waaaaay overdone, especially at the HS level, but that show is ridiculously awesome.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We did Sweeny Todd at my high school. I wasn’t in it, but it was pretty damn good. A good version of WSS can be pretty good though, you’re right.
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's on Broadway right now
and the Shark songs were en espanol, which I thought was pretty cool.
But I guess the local audience is played out, because they just switched everything back to English. I’m guessing they’re catering to the dumb tourist crowd.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That “America” song is great. But I was in the wrong gang.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 31, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ay ay ay!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, I love WSS. The movie, anyway, I’ve never seen an amateur production of it (or even a stage production.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We like to make of WSS.
“Tony, be quiet, my parents will hear you!!”
“MARIA!!! I’LL NEVER STOP SAYING …..MA-REEEEEEEE-AH!!!!!”
.
you know, “I’ll” looks really weird in all caps.
by Merope on Aug 31, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched a bit of it after watching the first season and a half of Twin Peaks.
That was HILARIOUS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Mambo
But more for the dances than the lyrics, which consist of yelling MAMBO over and over again.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
by GiantPain on Aug 31, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incident of 57th Street.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD NIGHT IT'S ALL RIGHT
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'LL MEET YOU TOMORROW NIGHT
ON LOVER’S LAAAAAAAAAANE
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let the black boys in to light the sooooul flaaaaaaame.
One of the best WTF lines in his career.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but that song is one of the fucking best songs EVER.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My second favorite song by him, behind Thunder Road.
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by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the little girls’ souls grow weak when the man-child gives them a double shot
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those first two albums were filled with gems like that.
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by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin’ with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the time we made it up to Greasy Lake
I had my head out the window and Janey’s fingers were in the cake
by Evan on Aug 31, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His countryside’s burnin’ with wolfman fairies dressed in drag for homicide
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Princess cards she sends me with her regards, barroom eyes shine vacancy, to see her you gotta look hard
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who am I to ask you to lick my sores?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Closets are for hangers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLOLkyman!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHEN THEY SAID, “COME DOWN”
I THREW UP!!
OOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
GROWIN’ UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man, you think that’s oil? Man, that ain’t oil that’s blood!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And them tin cans are explodin’ out in the ninety-degree heat. Cat somehow lost his baby down on Bleecker Street.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She’s afraid the tracks are gonna slow her down.
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by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With my shopping cart I move through the heart
Of a sea of fools so blissfully unaware
That they’re in the presence of something wonderful and rare
The way she moves behind the counter
Beneath her white apron her secret remains hers
As she bags the groceries her eyes so bored
And sure she’s unobserved
LOLOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLOL. Definitely the weirdest song Bruce has written this decade.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the one line is great though
As I lift my groceries in to my car
I turn back for a moment and catch a smile
That blows this whole fucking place apart
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that line.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Skin to Skin” from The Rising was pretty weird too.
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by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, stalker songs. Always the best.
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by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s especially creepy because Bruce is, like, 60 and the girl in the song seems like she’s significantly younger than that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will be
In the bar
With my head
On the bar
I am now
A central part
Of your mind’s landscape
Whether you care
Or do not
Yeah, I’ve made up your mind
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY LITTLE GIRL
is your daddy home?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 31, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That song and that video was so epically cheesy.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can’t believe I missed that video somehow… Wow. That is some serious cheese.
The song itself, however, is not cheesey. Such an odd piece to have come out of the mid 80s. Too bad he decided on that aweful keyboard patch. A fiddle or harmonica probably would have worked better… Ah, but, that was the 80s.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 31, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/awful
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 31, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do love that song.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t run back inside, darling
You know just what I’m here for
>:)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow, that line just doesn’t seem dirty in the context of the song.
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by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn’t, really, but out of context… whoo boy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, Bruce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Manfred Mann
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AGREED
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it’s a lot easier to compare Bruce with Manfred Mann since the latter ruined the former’s song.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think WalrusMan was involved.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t remember this part of West Side Story.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not totally sure how WSS transitioned to Springsteen discussion, but I dig it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Springsteen > musicals
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Incident on 57th Street and Jungleland are kinda WSS-inspired.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well “Incident” is pretty much based off West Side Story.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, that’s what I figured.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anything but Rush
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
by dcp on Aug 31, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Wait, no, not Yes either, aaaaagh!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naming your band after a single, common word isn’t as popular as it used to be.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPRINGSTEEN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rush
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 31, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I’ve got Test For Echo in right now. Love some of the songs on there.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m listening to Love and Theft.
Solid album.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to go by Rasputin sometime and grab a bunch of Dylan. I never really got into albums by the guy.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get the trifecta
Highway 61
Blonde on Blonde
Blood on the Tracks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d suggest starting with BotT if youre getting one.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll probably get 4-5 actually, so I’ll look out for those, also his new one (well the one that came out a few years ago) since I’ve liked a few songs on that.
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by WalrusMan on Aug 31, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Binge shopping is the only way to record shop.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, the new one was just so-so. I wouldn’t get it until you know you’re a fan.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said the one that came out a few years ago, so I guess that means Modern Times? That one was pretty good.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Aug 31, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got Highway 61 and BOTT on vinyl for a combined seven dollars.
FUCKING STOKED
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Aug 31, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Replace Blonde on Blonde with Bringing it All Back Home and you’ve got a deal.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS RIGHT
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 31, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bringing it all Back Home is only 5th best AT BEST!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh God
You think Nashville Skyline is better, don’t you?
Now that’s just horrible.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freewheelin', I think
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Aug 31, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he had it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horrible.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry you just don’t understand its brilliance :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a good album.
IT’S ALRIGHT MA IS THE GREATEST THING AMERICA HAS EVER GIVEN TO THE WORLD.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CAN’T NECESSARILY DISAGREE WITH THAT.
But NS means more to me personally and it’s a more streamlined 25 minutes of music. Plus it’s not like the great songs on there are anything to turn your nose up at (Lay Lady Lay, I Threw It All Away, Tell Me That It Isn’t True, One More Night, To Be Alone With You, etc.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it's OK
I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s alright, Ma, I can make it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It goes like this, BTW
- It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)
- Rock music
- Baseball
- Catch-22
- The rest
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pretty much agree with this whole list.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Bill of Rights is pretty good!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find this hilarious for some reason.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably because it is teh awesome
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAI GUYZ DID I EVER TELL THE STORY OF WHEN JEFF BRANTLEY SAW ME PLAY “ACTION” IN WEST SIDE STORY??
by Grant on Aug 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DID THEY MENTION IT IN TEH WSJ?
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am never surprised the strange places this blog goes on an offday, especially on a blissful, post-sweep offday. Stay weird, my friends.
by out machine on Aug 31, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way these posts get off track never ceases to amaze me.
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Aug 31, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
—whether jcb9 is Asian;
—Some long tangent on alcohol
—Favorite Bruce Springsteen tracks
—I lost track of what else
—Brad Penny (~5% of all posts today)
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
by Kitspool on Aug 31, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicago-style hot dogs
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Springsteen one was a tangent from a thread about west side story
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that segue was a bit tricky for me.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went online, saw the main post, and saw there were like 800 comments after only two hours. I was like, there’s THAT much to say about Brad Penny? Then I remembered what site I was on.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
by Kitspool on Aug 31, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brad who?
Did he record with Springsteen or something?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A girl played Action in our production
Our drama class was extremely girl-heavy.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 31, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully they weren’t heavy-girls
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Brantley
Another esteemed member of the Giants Wall of Fame.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Aug 31, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can blow me.
Really! I’ll let them. That is the type of kindness I bring.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lars is such a nice guy!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lars always thinking about others first so kind!
Please do not feed the Panda
by prnkmonkie77 on Aug 31, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sometimes post like that too. I think its hilarious
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's gotta make up for the 72-90 prediction
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 31, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEW??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 31, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well he has really amped it up, as of late
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I credit the influx of new posters this season
I am just taking it one day at a time. I am just happy to be here and I hope I can help the blog. I just want to give it my best shot and the good lord willing, everything will work out.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…and give 109%
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lars was putting on a SHOW in LOL practice today.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 31, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy, don’t tell that to the stats dork to whom Grant linked up there.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like UribeCityBall.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 31, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don’t like to think of sidney ponson under any circumstances.
by trismccall on Aug 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Another thing to consider… the Red Sox fielders have been worth -23.3 runs defensively this year according to UZR, compared to +47.9 for the Giants. That could make a difference.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but, but....
Pedroiaphile is a MVP!
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLANK!
Jason Bay borrows The Problem’s glove on days when Lewis is benched.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am in favor of signing this moron.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Aug 31, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don’t laugh. Is he really a mormon?
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he was raised in the church but isn’t active.
by xanthan on Aug 31, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He gets his spiritual guidance from peering into Bochy’s huge baseball cap.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
B/C I was gona say damn they owe him alot 15% of his earnings is a lot of dough
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow a lot of Mormons in baseball. That is, if you believe what they say.
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He never struck me as the mormon type, so using THE POWER OF GOOGLE, I looked him up. Looks like he converted at some point, wasn’t raised one. Who knew?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 31, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he’s a Mormon, can’t he not play on Sundays?
^^^
Ignore, please.
by El Person on Aug 31, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They sure don’t let the kids play on Sundays, but I betcha when you are tithing as much as a pro ball player …you can play/work whenever you want.
In another lifetime I coached soccer, our girls travelling team was playing in a tournament with the championship game on a Sunday. One of our best players was from a very religious Mormon family they < cough > < cough > “left the decision up to her.” And then gave her never ending grief/stank eye/guilt because she chose to stay and play.
by Merope on Aug 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Big Angry’s dove?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think the only pitcher I dislike more than Penny is Weaver. At least Penny doesn’t look like a meth head. Still I don’t think he’s got any guts.
I’m hoping someone else pops up. Otherwise, I’d give some thought to Ramon Ortiz. I know – not a great choice.
by lexluth7 on Aug 31, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramon Ortiz..
Sucks he is like 39 and is playing in AAA. If Randy Winn or Scott Rowand was down there they would of posted big numbers. So Ramon sucks and just sign penny already.
by waffles on Aug 31, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This reply, while lacking in grammar, is pretty much correct.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
would HAVE goddmamit… not would of!!!!
/has an apoplectic fit
by Merope on Aug 31, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ramon Ortiz screams “Do not want” to me
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Penny is only like two years removed from being a solid pitcher… it’s been five years for old Ramon.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(and that was a half season… his last above average full season was in . . . 2002.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we only need him for a halff season
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who’d he play for in 2002? Did they do well?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ducks
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old Ramon you say?

/Red House Painters
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not their best
but a good album.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Songs for a Blue Guitar might edge it out
but Old Ramon has Byrd Joel on it, which is my JAM.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorites will always be Ocean Beach and Down Colorful Hill.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kozelek seems to have forgotten how to be awesome lately. it’s sad.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 31, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For real? I love Sun Kil Moon a lot – I like Ghosts of the Great Highway more than any RHP album and April was great as well. I saw him a couple months ago and he put on an awesome show (though he was a dick, but that’s expected.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's always a dick
but puts on a great show. it’s kind of his shtick.
I liked Ghosts, but April left me flat. Songwriting just isn’t there anymore. And the way April is recorded really bugs me.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 31, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
April was a pretty slow grower but I really like most of the songs on there now. Lost Verses is amazing, for one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Aug 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw him in Seattle a couple of years ago. He told the crowd to “Shut the fuck up if you want me to keep singing.” It was funny. It was mostly kids who only knew him as “the dude who made Modest Mouse songs sad”.
They shut right the fuck up though….
by jewbacca on Aug 31, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How lately? Since April (pun intended)?
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Brad Penny's got guts, all right.

I did a GIS for “brad penny fat.” This is supposedly actually him, circa 1992.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What, no love for fat dorky teen outcast Brad Penny? He looks like all the Goonies pulled a Voltron and combined!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, I just read the post. I only had looked at the photo to begin with. LOL
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reminds me of the Nintendo ad wher ethe guy east alot of spagehtti and explodes
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ramon Ortiz does not belong anywhere near a ML pitching staff.
by nataku on Aug 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure he’s already in SF taking a physical, enjoying real baseball field dimensions and enjoying the buffet now that Pablo and Bengie is in Philly.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 31, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rule # 1 – No Dodgers in the Giants clubhouse.
The infraction of the above is what led to the WS losses in 1989 & 2002. We were doomed to lose those series when the Giants hired Baker as a 1st base coach in 1988.
Maybe if they make Penny dress out in the players parking lot?
by Mr. Angry on Aug 31, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey I just found out that we clamied Hoffman off waivers..
Yay so I’m happy about that hopefully the fodgers don’t hate us too much to take Hoffman from us.
by waffles on Aug 31, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean the former Rockie?
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/shakes head
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol @ related fanposts
Brad Penny is a megadouchebag
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
by GameSix on Aug 31, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhh I love the interwebs





Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 31, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alyssa Milano dated RUSSELL MARTIN
the fuck?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that poor poor deluded woman
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pavano, Penny, Zito
her turnoff is talent. SICK BURN
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Grant’s gonna ban you so hard.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Aug 31, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey guys i think we dhouls trade alex smith and see what we could get couold be get a 7th round pic for him i think that would be worth it we could use hurard as a backup i think hw weould be fine as a backup what you u guys tyhink?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
alex smith is ago od backup so w eshoudl trad him 2 sum1 who needs a backup qb lolol nate davis 4eva!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Aug 31, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do u think the broncos Would take him? i mean kyle orthon, rite? but they doo have NOLAN so no i gess not.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we cud trade smithh and a sitxh round pik 4 brandun marshel rite
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Aug 31, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET IT DON SING! GET IT DON!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not a 9ers fan, but is Smith the Frandsen of the 9ers blog?
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If by that you mean “the guy who gets all the stupid comments/fanposts written about him,” then yes.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not a 9ers fan, but is Smith theFrandsenProblem of the 9ers blog?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck it Russel Martin Alyssa Milano
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes you wonder if Zito & Penny get along.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Aug 31, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see them prank calling Milano together
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha ha, you beat me to this. I was just going to say, this gives us another pitcher who has nailed Alyssa Milano
by FluLikeSymptoms on Aug 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LEADING THE LEAGUE!
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let’s call the Twins about Carl Pavano
by FluLikeSymptoms on Aug 31, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Milano just got married too. Shockingly not to a baseball player.
by Hobbes2d on Aug 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian says: DO WANT

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 31, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Franny about to get a cocktail shower?
Where is this from? Classic.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is the chick? That isn’t Alyssa is it?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know nothing.
Are they in a Fake Fern Bar? Probably in the Marina.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IDk but this is Omar and some chick who looks like she wants to get away lol

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would anyone want go move away from Omar??
"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 31, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because her husband might see the picture on MCC?
by m34josh on Aug 31, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabes' wife
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 31, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FTW!
Now we know why he will never leave Fresno again!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“You said you were a big leaguer!” SPLASH
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one who thinks this?

Kevin totally looks like Scott Foley. Not the best pic for comparison, but look him up. Long lost brothers?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Aug 31, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson and Frandsen clearly both shop at Douche King
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 31, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabes
(who supposedly doesn’t read this blog) Just buried his face in his hands and shook his head no.
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would prefer Harden to Penny.
But prefer Penny pitching over other options. It’s just that he is such a douche.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Never mind about the Harden thing.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
by scout6 on Aug 31, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it bizarre that not one single NL team put a claim on Harden.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t think of it that way. That IS weird.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we don’t really know who claimed Harden
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twins did.
And since all NL teams get priority over all AL teams- because the Cubs are NL- we can deduce that no NL teams put in a claim.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes we do.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No we don't
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We’ll never know…
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
by GiantBrass on Aug 31, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its kinda tricky. How do we know how accurate these sources are, since waiver claims are not made public. We know which ones the correctly call but we don’t know which ones are wrong
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by say hey nation on Aug 31, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They might have thought that he was the only move that Metapod knows and just been like, “that move sucks – I’ll pass!”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is pokemonz, isn’t it?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS. IS. KANTO!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where you push people into the fucking Cinnabar Island volcano!
by quincy0191 on Aug 31, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our Beedrill’s will blot out the sun.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 31, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then we shall duel in the comfort of our air conditioned bedroom
by Link on Aug 31, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Aug 31, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Butterfree: Powerful.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
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