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Post-Game Recap: The Giants Win? The Giants Win!

After Ryan Garko dribbled a deadline special to Ian Stewart with the bases loaded in the sixth inning. I turned the radio off. The Giants had second and third with no one out. Molina whiffed. Pablo whiffed, albeit on a joke of a call. And then…poof. Inning over. The Giants were still down three runs, which isn’t something you’d expect them to score in a four-game series.

But, because I’m an idiot, I turned the game back on a half-inning later.

Wow. Just…wow.

It would take a pretty special game to invoke the name of Brian Johnson, blessed is he who smote Dodgers of yore. But here goes:

Star-divide

Brian Johnson. Edgar Renteria’s grand slam was Brian Johnson-esque. If the Giants lost the Brian Johnson game, they would have been two back of a playoff spot. Instead, it put the Giants into a tie. This game was one of the best regular season games since the Johnson game. It might not even need the qualifier. Amazing, amazing, unexpected game.

The season is over.

The season is over.

The season is over

Whoops. What kind of idiot would have written that? You wouldn’t find that kind of pessimism on a fan site like this. The Giants may, in fact, after further review, be somewhat in this, where "this" is defined as a highly contested playoff race.

And, in honor of Baggs’s cruel (but appropriate) poke in the eye, allow me to counter with a simple image.

Wow.

September should be interesting.

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/sips Kool-aid

Hey, this stuff’s pretty good! Anybody else want some?

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

CURSE WORDS!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

AGEM

that’s MY job, sir

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 31, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND MY AGEM I MEAN AHEM GRRR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 31, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem yerself.


NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 31, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Underrated key moment of the game: The fucking awesome double play to end the top of the 7th.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

nice call, j (or is it jp?)

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 31, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOLF YUCK the Giants sweep!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What an amazing series and an incredible sweep!

by The Franchise on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

So, how many times am I going to watch that Renteria grand slam on sfgiants.com tonight?

So many times.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper's call

when he said “Renteria with a Grand Slam” he sounded like Harry Kalas (RIP).

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up a Phillies fan listening to Harry and Richie. I heard the same in Kuip’s call tonight and it took me back a few years.

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello my baby!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello my darling!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello my ragtime gal!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send me a kiss by wire!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby my heart’s on fire!

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is you is or is you ain’t my baby?

Never mind, wrong cartoon.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you refuse me

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honey, you lose me

And you’ll be left alone

So, Baby, telephone,
And tell me I’m your ooooooooown.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we’re the show’s chorus; we hope you like our show!

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this ridiculous season

And will be certain that it will break my heart, all the way to the end

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 30, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I stopped watching

I’ll be honest. At 3-1, when I’m sick to begin with, it didn’t seem worth the anguish. I was looking at my computer from time to time though and didn’t believe the 9 next to the Giants.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I only didn’t turn it off because I was feeling lazy.

So glad I stuck with it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Although I left it on mainly to annoy the kids. Worth it for so many reasons.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son, left, with lots of unkind comments about the Giants, their offense, relief pitching, Hinshaw and Bruce Bochy. Kept texting him with various updates. Finally he came home, and I graciously let him watch it on DVR

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, yea dude, i was watching when the bases were loaded and then all the sudden, i lost my fucking mind with Edgar

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet, sweet revenge

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 30, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that trash talking Renteria fan on this board can talk all he wants tonight. Almost hit a three run homerun his previous time up as well.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wanted to

I even changed the channel for a few minutes, but really I have a hard time not watching a Giants game, no matter how bad the score gets.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned the sound down and watched Hulu, but kept lookin back to see the score.

by Shoeless on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stopped listening after the back-to-back home runs, turned it back on the next inning in the car. Would’ve turned it back off after the Molina/Sandoval/Garko debacle, but there was nothing else.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned it off at 5-2 when Garko grounded out to end the 6th. I told my wife she could watch anything she wanted, which is never baseball. She said “you don’t want to watch the game anymore?” I told her “the Giants can’t score 3 more runs. This game is over.” I went out to run some errands. Luckily, I turned on the radio in the car right when Renteria’s at bat started. Of course, I screamed when he knocked it out.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFOGMOFMOGMFOMGFOFMOGFOFMOFOFMFOMGFOGFM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by Fila429 on Aug 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

NORTON IS PLEASED WITH THE RESULTS OF HIS DEMANDS ON GIANTS PLAYERS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Emperor Norton?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Emperor is going to have to stick around

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Emperor Norton

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ NODS NODS NODS

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

His son agrees

Ed Norton Pictures, Images and Photos

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

embarrassed proud father of over the hill fence Edgardo Renteria
by rxmeister

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve changed it already!

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

’crash and Norton pulled it out for us today.

(Yeah, I know, TWSS!)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like anytime you post a .gif, your sig wants to hug it.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

also worth reccing again

by Snof on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pleasant.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pleaseing.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warms the cockles of my black heart.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

i dont want to hear about your warm cockles.

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Aug 30, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much the exact opposite feelings for both Giants and Rockies fans from one week ago. Crazy fucking series’ with the Rockies.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t Baseball grand?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine me in 50 years will disagree, as I lie on my deathbed prematurely.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it in the GDT right after it happened, and I shall repeat it here:

Edgar’s grand slam was the home run of the year.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar’s grand slam was the home run of the year past five years, at least.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

After that HR, exact words of my girlfriend: “What are doing? STOP laughing maniacally.”

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

*err, “What are YOU doing?” She does speak English fluently.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say the biggest HR since Pedro Feliz’s very similar GS off Brazypants of the Dodgers back in aught-four.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 30, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, I remember that moment well.
*rocks back and puffs corncob pipe *

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

*doffs straw hat *

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

arches eyebrow, grin spreads

by Giant Homer on Aug 31, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep – ’twas a different game back then

/commences whittling

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying it’s the biggest grand slam at the Big Phone since Brian Dallimore’s?

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are forgetting one from 2007…

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was swell, and I was there — I remember distinctly, as I bought tickets from some dude on Craigslist and sat by myself — but that was museum awesome. This home run was heat-of-the-moment awesome.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

those were tow HUGE K’s

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean is prepping an extension to Renteria right now

Search your feelings – you know it to be true.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria

has been a clutch hitter his entire career. He’s played hurt a lot of the year (bone chips). He’s been solid at short. He is a pretty good situational hitter. All in all, he’s a damn good baseball player.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

always has been. That’s why I adopted him way back when. Every time I saw him before this year he was smacking balls in the gaps. I thought this park would be great for him. Didn’t turn out too well before today!

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He earned every single penny of his contract with the grand slam

he can strike out every single ab for the rest of the year
and i won’t say anything bad about him

unless he is the direct cause of a giants loss

by russian.tank on Aug 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got to think a Strikeout September would definitely lead to a Giants’ loss or three.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty big commitment.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when we were all freaking out about Hammel’s pitch count

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Tracy

channeling Botchy and removes Hammel… thank freaking god

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi fives!

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 30, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GAME OF THE YEAR, GENTLEMEN. And you know what’s even funnier? They did it without the help of Panda

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar and Uribe were the offensive players of the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How often does that happen? One, maybe two games all year?

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger’s pinch hit was huge too. Those runs were big!

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger no longer looks wide-eyed.

He kinda looked like “yeh, just another day at the park”.

For whatever that’s worth.

Don’t know where he could possibly fit in with the Giants this year or next year. But he may be worth a look for a bench role going into next season. He’s had himself a nice season in Fresno.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Aug 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could be like a good Rich Aurilla

by Link on Aug 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said in an article in the Merc the other day that there is a definite chance for him to win the utility role for next season because he can play all four infield spots. Makes me really happy that he hasn’t guaranteed that spot to Richie yet

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy always changes his mind.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard him say this on the radio too. Sounds like it could be Rohlinger vs. Frandsen for utility MI in 2010, assuming the Giants resign Uribe.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it Wilson-proofed the game.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 31, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give Wilson a break

He has been very good all year, and no reliever goes in and sets down the side every appearance. And may times he’s done that with 3 strikeouts.

In particular, he has been as clutch a performer as anyone the past week, as big a contributor as anyone, and even though we lost that extra-inning game in Colorado, I was plenty impressed with him throwing that many innings for us. Most closers would have had a hissy-fit over that.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The giants have gone through the worst game of the year and the best game of the year in a week

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can only mean we’re in a race.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s not like it was Pandas fault. The umpires strike zone was so fucked up.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus his hind paw is still hurting.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpire's strike zone

I was so prepared to gripe about that guy costing us runs. Nice to see the G’s take matters into their own hands.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or does there seem to be a lot more umpire mistakes lately?

Just seems like the umps are working overtime to screw with the Giants lately, and as you aptly noted, the Giants have taken matters into their own hands too.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems that way to me too

It’s led to Bochy’s ejections. Certainly there’s been some bad calls against the Giants caught on TV in the past week. Some really close good ones too though.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 31, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LARS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Yes!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOODNESSS, what the hell

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a cyborg cross between Elvis and Bochy.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Elvis’ head size dragged down the average.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

with those big ass sunglasses

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How Sweep It Is

Rox fans have to keep it bottled in with their non-cursing on their blog. Frick!

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

MelonHead, you should be kissing Rent’s butt for saving yours. You made some really stupid moves in the 6th that could have cost you the game, thankfully it didn’t. Also, why are you pitching Hinshaw in a critical game when you still aren’t that far behind?

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I was mightily pissed at the end of the sixth inning, I can assure you.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he took him out, I was half expecting Merkin Valdez.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree... but

its hard to argue with what he’s done OVERALL this year. I said earlier and will again that his game moves are often indefensible. But he obviously has the team believing in themselves etc. And there is something to that. Managing is about a lot more than innings 1-9. And this is coming from someone that was screaming for his head two months ago.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sale. By and large they win dispite him.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit! I missed the entire weekend. Well most of it. Congrats to jp for the streak finally being broken. Congrats to all Giants fans for smoking the rockies!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 30, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Missed the weekend?

Maybe you should go away till November. (But I am not the superstitious type.)

by Shoeless on Aug 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did purposely not watch the lincecum game. I figured he needed some space… haha.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 30, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we go in to the final month of the season tied for the WC

what more could we ask for?(yea yea, i know there are a few games in october)

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

25 comeback wins?

How the fuck with this LOLfense?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

"You wouldn’t find that kind of pessimism on a fan site like this."

I have to say I’ve been thinking the same thing …

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, if we’d won the 14-inning game we’d have more of a cushion …

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhh..I’m trying to erase that from my memory.

by kimmyg on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What game?

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder how the Rockies’ fans feels when THEY get slammed? Not so much fun, is it?

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

was a Strat replay something or other

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 31, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Matt Cain,

LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!111

-The Offense

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

someone post that pic

where matt cain’s all by himself

by sfoakbay on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture makes me so sad

by kimmyg on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that from?

by kdl on Aug 30, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the thing with the greenies and Mark Sweeney and Barry Bonds.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, ok, thanks. I saw this on the Facebook group page and died a little. “Lonely Matt Cain is lonely.” Lulz.

by kdl on Aug 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS – LEARN HOW TO WIN, CHUMP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody know

whats up with the tacos over on purple?

by agiantmistake on Aug 30, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think they’ll give us tacos today.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their memes suck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado Taco Bell Promotion

I think they score 7 or more and TB offers 3 tacos for a buck or something the next day.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

Four tacos for $1 with a drink purchase. So tacos are a good omen

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the back-to-back HRs by Helton and Tuloshitski (what is it with us and our hatred of players of Polish descent?), I came here and said I was gonna go clean my toilets instead of paying any attention to this game.

You probably saw right through that ruse. I hate cleaning toilets and really had no intention of doing so.

Eventually I came back a few innings later. My faith bent, but didn’t completely break.

Nice to have that faith rewarded for once.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 30, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Stopped following the game to talk to one of my closest friends. Just checked sfgiants.com. Astounding. Wow

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is my kid’s MySpace background

You think your a fan? You got nothing on my adopted daughter Sue Burns, now she's a fan. 4 out of 5 doctors agree Rosterbation can cause blindness and delusions of grandeur.

by igotnothing on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure why, but this made me LOL. A lot.

Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...

by bkrhater on Aug 31, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a comeback

I thought the game was lost when the Giants could only muster one run in the 6th and the Rockies answered in the 7th.

Kudos to the gritty veteran gamerness of Renteria, and also the gritty rookie gamerness of Rohlinger and Velez!

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 30, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the game was lost when the Rockies score first.

by Shoeless on Aug 30, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels good to be a giants fan… Now on to Philly

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we just stay here the rest of the year?

by Shoeless on Aug 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what is the latest about Hoffman and Penny

by justhangin on Aug 30, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Penny sounds like a lock to the Giants. Hoffman is pretty much a lock to stay with the Brewers

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOO not Penny

he’s a jerk AND he’s not a winner.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

101-83 career record

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winz!

But it can’t be a good sign that he was DFAd by a team that’s hurting for starting pitching.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox have been kind of reactionary with pitching this season – see Smoltz, John.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhat off-topic...

… but fuck John Smoltz

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a douche.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I don’t think it was good sign for Smoltz or Julio Lugo but they seem to be adjusting well to the NL.

Anybody else find it funny how the Redsox are basically donating their players to the NL pennant races?

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where I wish I had the pic of Montgomery Burns dry washing his hands.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's 101-83 for his career

I don’t even see how either of those are relevant anyway.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he just argued in the other thread that MadBum is major league ready because of his win total.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I did not JP

Please Jp don’t misrepresent what I “argued.” I talked about the combination of Bumgarner’s W-L (9-1) ERA (1.91) 76 hits in 99 innings and his over 2:1 K to walk ratio . I never said anything close to 9-1 being a reason for calling him up..

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, but you were weighting win totals as heavily as you were weighting ERA, hits and strikeouts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Heilman!! We’re all over the place going after arms when we can’t hit!

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I'm rapidly losing Giants guys to make fun of

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

We will always have HHHIIEEAADDD and Dunston on “batting”.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team is a LOT more resilient than I thought they were, gotta give them credit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time something horrible happens, they bounce back

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Al Pacino

Every time I try to get out, they drag me back in!

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sighs

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only bad part...

…is that horrible things keep happening for them to bounce back from.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEPTEMBER

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the Rockies aren’t.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So doesn’t this game give the Giants the season series?

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s 3 more against them, but we’re 8-7 so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But losing 5 games in a row to the teams they are battling most when it counts the most has got to hurt their confidence a bit.

And the Giants were pretty close to winning 3 of the 4 in Colorado too, thin line between that and their ultimately losing 3 of 4.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably aren’t. But I thought the Giants might be and they’ve shown me a lot this homestand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

people were teasing me after my optimistic posts after the debacle in Colorado. I welcome everyone back on the bandwagon with open arms!

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE STILL BANNED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this just in

roadtrip coming up… remove the stone of optimism and attach the stone of gloom!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the first five innings where it was 1-1 and then my internet went out. I spent the next hour on the phone trying to fix it and I got it to briefly work for a few minutes, and I saw it was 5-1 Rockies. I thought to myself, ‘fuck this game and fuck my internet’ because a second later it went out again. Another hour or so went by trying to fix it and I finally got it back on with two outs in the top of the 9th to find the Giants leading 9-5!?!?!?!?! Mind-boggling…

by The Franchise on Aug 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Underrated big moment in the game: Fred’s HBP. No way he was getting a hit off that 97mph gas Morales was throwing.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fredemption was key today

Double and a run scored in his first PH appearance

Then he finds a way to get on base against the LHP and scores the tying run.

SUCK IT NON-NERDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean the double with nobody on? Who didn’t expect that? As for the HBP, even you know he wasn’t getting a hit off of Morales there.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The double with nobody on led to a run and he didn’t make an out vs the LHP when everyone was expecting him to.

SUCK IT, HATER.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to fight off a few tough pitches to even get to that point.

SUCK IT, HATER.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked in serious pain.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. The Problem came through with that CLUTCH HBP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m toggling between posting on MCC while going to Purple Row, reading the thread, rubbing my hands together and saying “Exxxxxcellllent” like Mr. Burns.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's only justice

Considering how many of them came over here just to revel in our misery after the series in Colorado.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but there’s also something to be said for not sinking to their level.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to post there, but I’ll read it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read it and weep.,, tears of joy.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is this not rec'd?

those are Colorado tears right there

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fans of colorado

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My reason – it depicts the wrong kind of tears. That image definitely belongs in Natto’s photobucket treasure trove though.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm, they taste sooo good

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great episode!!!

by ACgiant97 on Aug 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The depressing part

The Rockies have 2/3rds of their games at home the rest of the season. That’s worriesome.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, they have a big advantage with this homestand while we’re in Philly and Milwaukee. If we’re still right there after this week, they’re in big trouble. However, that’s a big if.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that they finish the season with a series vs. the Brewers, Cardinals and Dodgers.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

22 games against losing teams, only nine against winning teams.

Meanwhile, we’re 16 against losers, 15 against winners.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as bad as it seems.

bad teams call up players that need to prove their worth, and bust tail in otherwise meaningless games for the franchise.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking each team’s record against winning teams and losing teams and multiplying the winning percentage by the number of games remaining, that roughly gives them 18 wins and us 17 wins.

But that assumes just regular wins and losses. Meaning that our three games against them at home will be a key series that if we can win or sweep again, that could tip the schedule into our favor.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

While we face the reeling Cubs, D-backs and Padres. If we can keep it close to that final 9-10 games, we have a great chance to beat them out.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite this, we are in good shape

If you take each team’s respective winning percentage by home and road, then take into account the number of games left for each by home and road, both teams end up with roughly 17 wins.

Again, as I showed down below, that’s assuming no common games, so if the Giants can win the series or sweep them again at home, that should tip the balance over to us, putting us a game ahead of them at the end. Despite the advantage of so many home games the rest of the schedule, our great winning at home is the equalizer with their greater number of home games (they are 36-26 at home; SF 44-21).

And, I would add that we improved ourselves by adding Penny in the #5 starter’s spot while the Rockies lost Aaron Cook, that would also help tip the rest of the schedule towards us.

Any way you cut it, it seems like the series against the Rockies will be the fulcrum on which our joy and sadness will balance on for the rest of the season.

And our ace in the hole is that we play Cubs, D-backs, and Padres in our last 10 games while the Rockies would play St. Louis, Milwaukee, and LAD in their last 9 games. So if we can keep ourselves close to them up to then, we should be able to pull away from them the last week and a half.

Adoptive parental unit of Ehire Adrianza.
Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Dodgers don’t know how to lose

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

They're under .500 since the all star break, though

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you know what the funny thing is? we wouldn’t know, unless we looked at the stats

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, we’re 21-21 after today.

You wanna know how great baseball is? The greatest basketball player ever left his sport to play baseball.

by Jesse S. on Aug 31, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ACK DODGER FAN

I thought we sprayed the place!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 31, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I fell alseep...

When the score was 3-1 I fell asleep. Then I woke up and it was 4-2. As usual I would cuss and then fall asleep. Once you know it it was 6-5….amazing!! I thought I was dreaming. :)

GO GIANTS!!! BEST WISHES IN SEPTEMBER!!!!

by olliefu on Aug 30, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

And they did it without either Sanchez or Garko. Those “upgrades” are looking like pretty bad trades at the moment. Hopefully, they can contribute in the last few weeks of September.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Aug 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It's funny how the most important part of that 14-inning game

might not be the walk-off slam, but rather the ball that Fowler hit off his knee. Now he’s on the DL, and their offense has really struggled since then.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i love this fact

they are in a tailspin and its all thanks to us.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a way of doing that.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didnt hurt Reyes, Delgado, or Johan

by ACgiant97 on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

But this was the moment that Mets fans gave up on the season once and for all.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Cabrera or Maine.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hurt Johan’s feelings.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good news is that David Wright will be back for the Colorado series. Should give his team a boost.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Jay Bruce could possibly be back for the Colorado series.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good news is that David Wright will be back for the Colorado series. Should give his team a boost.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, the resurrection from the DL just in time to slay some Dingerz is awesome, too. But I’m just glad he’s alive.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer that the Giants DON’T take credit for injuring the other team

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just going to be thankful for everyday that the Giants keep playing meaningful baseball this year. That doesn’t mean that I’m not going to freak out when they cease to do so, but for now, these games are leaving me feeling awesomely warm and fuzzy

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on Aug 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

True that! what keeps me up at night? watching the giants until 1:30 in the morning

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re playing with a ton of heart and confidence right now. Lets hope they stay hot!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Aug 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

since Schulz was a Giants fan, we needed one of these

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then enjoy this classic

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a beautiful thing.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love the quiet confidence on his face.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So were is the horde saying he is acompleate waste of $9MM now?

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would I pay 9 million for that grand slam?

/rubs chin

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that and several hundred innings of not be Bocock or Ochoa.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sitting in the stands saying it as he hit the dman thing

and feeling happily sheepish afterwards. After the floor stopped shaking from all the jumping up and down, you know…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSSS

Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...

by bkrhater on Aug 31, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone should do this to the rockies site

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If someone does I will delete the photo.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No trolling!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean a screen shot of rockies.com

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Well, that’s different, then, isn’t it?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t. You wouldn’t want them to do that here.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He means screen shot of rockies.com (not Purple Row) posted here on McC.

Which would, indeed, be awesome.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, ok...

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BEARS

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baybear?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the way Uribe is playing, I don’t mind Sanchez being out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Good point! He’s been surprising good with the glove as of late as well! That double play today was huge!

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"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and the play at the plate.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we could have gotten Holliday for Barnes + Alderson

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the thought of Matt Holliday in our lineup is wonderful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe not

but I think we could have gotten one pretty good player if we packaged them both instead of two players that aren’t contributing at all.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can agree with that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Holliday

is a free agent next year. Neither Garko nor Sanchez will be. Sanchez willhelp bigtime next year. But its painful that he’s out now. And you have to wonder if he’s out all season. Garko has had his confidence destroyed. Maybe he can get it going on the road.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez has not gotten 600 P.A’s yet so his option has not kicked in thus he could be free agent this winter.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can use the option if we want to.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Sabean could. There was nice conversation on this arround here earlier this week end. There are not even a handful of 2nd basemen making $8MM or more. I would hope they don’t and use to option.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

If they think he’s going to be healthy next year I don’t mind. We’d probably just waste the 8MM on some garbage player anyway, and it’s not like we have too many options at 2B.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus i like the Arbiration angle. If he get hurt the team is not on the hook for the full contract.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They thought he was going to be healthy this year, too.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Agents should include Kennedy, Lopez, Hudson DeRosa and a few others. Or try Scutro and slide Renteria to 2nd. Looks pretty simmalr chances for good in 2010 to me.

/ shrugs

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez, Scutaro, Hudson and Derosa are all going to be type-a free agents. I know our pick is going to be lower, but I don’t like the idea of punting draft picks.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Hudson can not be offerred Arbitration, if my memory serves me correctly.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hudson could. Cabrera couldn’t.

by jctGamer on Aug 31, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of the guys mentioned above besides Lopez are the same age or older than Sanchez, and they have all had their share of nagging injuries that caused them to miss chunks of seasons. Definitely don’t see the point in losing draft picks AND giving a multi-year deal to them rather than just keep Freddy

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 would be a defensive upgrade at SS. I doubt any of them would cost $8MM next season. As you have noted theese option as just off the cuff and i threw them out there to show the team doesn’t have to look just inside the orgainization to deal with 2nd base and not pay as much.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez could possibly be breaking down and Garko isn’t a very good first basemen, even if he were to play to his career numbers.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the trouble is that

neither of those guys are very good. Matt Holliday is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

A lot is made of the fact that the Giants and A’s haven’t made anything more than minor deals with each other in the past few years, but I’m sure that if the Giants had made a competitive offer for Holliday, Beane would have at least listened to it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember

Holliday is a Boras client. Too much effort for Sabes.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 30, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a whole month left

I’m not willing to concede that Sanchez and Garko are not going to work out this season. Not with these sample sizes.

by jctGamer on Aug 31, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, don’t remind me of what the Giants gave up to get these “contributors.”

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, lets not start

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 days....4 games in the standing

That is unbelievably awesome.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I was having an emotional talk with my roommate over the sounds of the radio and when we finished the Rockies were 5 ahead. I gave her a Brief History of Giants Fail and did the dishes in apathy with KNBR still faintly on and had to turn off the water to hear Flem calling Renteria’s GRAND SLAM. Amazing.

Then during the continued rally I heard roommate making giddy noises and thought she had developed sudden interest in the game since she’d heard the GRAND SLAM, only to discover she was actually watching the Golden Girls on Youtube with headphones.

I liked mine better. (GRAND SLAM)

by do your own stunts on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

uh

the rox weren’t 5 ahead, they had 5

by do your own stunts on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It felt like there were five ahead.

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by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it my imagination, or are these damn post game Bip and bullshit sessions just getting longer and longer and longer?

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

on TV?

Or on the radio? I have the nice K&K&F on right now.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the TV thing with Bip Roberts and whoever…

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't watch it.

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by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

… him … yep. (Would rather have him than Garko out at 1B!)

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think their just a lot more pleasant to be around.

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by Scottsdale on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaving cream is for shaving not for putting in your eyes. – Bip

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Kuip and Kruk GOING OFF on Damon Bruce right now.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait

they just started the post-game show on the TV.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, Kruk just called most of us clowns.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

what'd he say?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Approx.

Any clown who said the Giants were out of it after last weekend’s series needs to come clean.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was mostly aiming that at Damon Bruce for his hilarious little “rant” after the game on Monday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I didn’t think about that. Still, many of us were in doom and gloom mode on Tuesday, but we’re not as stupid as Bruce.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully, no one listens to us, heh.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Bruce rant lead to a fanshot/post? I don’t hear more than a few minutes of Bruce a year, fortunately.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s discussion of it in the post-game thread for the horrible game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple Row called the 14-inning game The Ultraviolet Catastrophe

Hate to give ‘em credit, but that’s a pretty good name for it.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ultraviolet was a catastrophe alright.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But shez showin herr sexxxy tummee!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most of us were just depressed as hell – Bruce had found an opportunity to be a “legend” or some shit like Larry Krueger. He doesn’t actually give a shit whether the Giants win or lose.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

A large part of Bruce’s rant was insulting Fred Lewis for no real good reason

SUCK IT DAMON BRUCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naturally

You must have been ready to kill him.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRED LEWIS MADE MERKIN VALDEZ AND JUSTIN MILLER SUCK.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDDY DROPPED THE GRAND SLAM

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by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy is 99 Problems.

But that pitch ain’t one.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was also getting on Sabean for calling up Joe Martinez or something.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a moron.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks to Natto's archive

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, he said “clown” and he was referring to a KNBR evening host.

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"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh

That was directed at what’s-his-name?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Flemming?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DOOM Arch-Viles FTW

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting for another “Damon Bruce, go fuck yourself” from Kuip…

by ryanmiles on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

now there’s a stat I’m going to be quoting.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Gross.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Aug 30, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 30, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This explains the Palin decision.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCain = center left. Burn.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Aug 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares? it’s celebration time!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

I just got really happy though

and discovered a site with a lot of them

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just adblocked that whole site he's using

seems to have sped things up nicely rather than doing one at a time

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, I wish I had thought of that.

by zuma420 on Aug 31, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

At BEST

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip needs a nap.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

the No-no

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I side with you.

I never thought i would see the season were the Giatns have No – No and still be in teh race come Sept. but I’ll take the race every time if I can only have 1.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no-no

just go read the post game thread if you have any doubts. NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU FELT!

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think like half of the comments in there were recced.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that game brought a lot of emotion out a lot of people

people were calling their dads, starting charities, etc.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok now im done

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m adblocking this one D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

now you're all tempting me to unblock him

I just can’t quit you

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least you ended on a high note.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT on Edgar's drinking problem

“he’s been taking a lot of shots”

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar’s shots are probably more like HGH. The guy has looked like a different player the last few weeks on offense and defense. Its great!

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or better pain killers, I don’t think bone spurs heal. But even his range in the field and footspeed have looked better. Its like he he has gotten five years younger since the season started

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Rentaria feedz on clutch!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bone spurs are treatable, but they definitely suck.

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

they say it’s bone chips and they move around. Right now it’s moved into an area where it doesn’t bother him. Hopefully they stay there.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d guess he’d get that cleaned up after the season.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How To Lose A Lead in 6 Days

Best. Week. Ever. (Mondays Exempt)

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I do want a gif of Affeldt’s reaction to the strikeout and one of Panda’s reaction to Uribe’s Hawpe-fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawpe’s “play” was hilarious to watch in person.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really was.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can go to games in person?

I thought they were only “watchable” via MCC comments.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was hilarious to watch on tv, too.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A true classic.

by kdl on Aug 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.com has video of Affeldt’s K’s and his reaction. I’ve watched it about 109 times.

by kdl on Aug 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

awkward jt is awkward

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Aug 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem, you better pick Uribe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants won despite Bochy's 6th/7th inning ineptitude as well

The guy literally made ALL the wrong moves:

Pinch hitting Molina for Nate in the 6th
Pinch hitting Garko for Ishi (I would have done it too, to be fair)
Putting in Hinshaw at all. (Uribe saved his ass and the game as well, great DP)

Fred over Winn was a solid choice, I guess, but pretty much picked itself

But great win. Now off to Philly, maybe we can take one of three.

by NHL84 on Aug 30, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PHing Molina for Nate was totally Borky.

Burned the only other catcher on the roster and weakened RF defense against a team with fast base-runners. Nate had a better shot a both a BB and a SF.

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was stupid, but Bengie can’t catch right now anyway.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

or hit

but still manages to strike out fine, thank you very nice

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Nate already had two sac flys in two days. What made him think he couldn’t do it again?

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typical Bochy management fail, totally agree. And then Rent rendered it immaterial

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixing for you

Pinch hitting Molina for Nate in the 6th

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We discussed the Molina move at the ball park. All of us hated it. We understood taking Ishikawa out but not Nate (since he does hit lefties).

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you see the title of the last gameday thread?

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked just now.

I usually have the computer off during a game since I don’t want to get ice cream all over the keyboard.

Let this be a reminder to you: Baseball is a game of flesh and blood and ink and paper.

(I was going to include leather and wood, but if read aloud that would be sound misleadingly Gay)

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t have been misleading.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment is actually starting to warm the cockles of my heart.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 30, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew, cockles.

CF Because
RF Naturally
3B I Don't Know
C Molina
2B What
LF Why
1B Who
SS I Don't Care
P Tomorrow

by Spaghetti on Aug 30, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you’ve moved Naturally to right and pinch-hit Molina for Today.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME SIG

you win

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oldjacket nailed it

I’m not going to let your douchiness cause me to root against Edgar Renteria.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 30, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip takes Rick Roll

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JT is so awkward. Every five seconds, he pops in with like, one word.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I listened to the whole game on the radio. I actually liked JT for the most part today. He gave some pretty good insight.

With that said, there were still a number of times when his awkwardness and somewhat annoying did come though

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I hear him speak, I get a little more embarrassed for being madly in love with him when I was 14.

by kimmyg on Aug 30, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still cute.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him at FanFest 2 years ago and instantly regressed back to 14 years of age and just stood in front of him and squealed. Until security escorted me out…

by kimmyg on Aug 30, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him leaving the park on Friday night, and totally swooned. He caught me staring and smiled. Awkward schmawkward.

by kdl on Aug 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 14, our starting first baseman was Todd Benzinger. :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that if JT was the 1B when you were 14, you would have been madly in love with him. Because that’s what I got out of that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m just saying that Todd Benzinger sucked.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than the 1B when I was 14. Enos Cabell? Who the hell is that? (And now I’ve given away my old age)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now WalrusMan will never go out with you. :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 14 our first baseman was rookie Will Clark. LOL OLD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too! LOL OLD.

by kdl on Aug 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puppy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When i was 14 our first baseman was.....

Ryan Klesko?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 14...

Travis Ishikawa. Damn.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 7, my favorite player was J.T. Snow.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

someone younger than me

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does your mom know you’re on the internet?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

She ought to.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUNGSTERS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If its any consolation, I couldnt tell you were 14, which is a good thing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hope so.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re still a kid….barely.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 14 … er … um apparently Todd Benzinger was the starting first baseman. But I didn’t know that since I’ve seemingly neve bothered to remember. I remember Darryl in Right Field though.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

Marc Carreon / David McCarty / Desi Wilson!

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 14, our starting first basemen were Reggie Smith and Dave Bergman.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will Clark for me…. with teh awesome outfield of Mitchell/McGee/Bass/D-Lew… I was a big Kevin Mitchell fan.

by zuma420 on Aug 31, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least you weren’t madly in love with Shawn Estes. D:

by do your own stunts on Aug 30, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a big fan. I was 16 when he came up, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto to both

but mad love for JT makes more sense in hindsight

by do your own stunts on Aug 30, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Shawnie.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 30, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a girl in my middle school being MAD for Royce Clayton.

She was determined at the time to be Mrs. RC.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Royce tried to pick up on my sister in a club back in 1993.

She was dating radio DJ Theo Mizuhara at the time so nothing happened.

Come to think of it, 9 years later Bobby Abreu hit on my girlfriend at a restaurant (I wasn’t there). He gave her an autograph after she said she was dating a baseball fan, then he asked for her number, anyway. And when we broke up, she took back the autograph! That’s what I get for loving a Dodger fan.

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

she probably did Abreu after you broke up.

proud father of Edgar (Grandslam) Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait! Abreu plays for the Angels...

…and she just moved to the OC!

Maybe she’s stalking him… yeah, that’s the ticket!

Make sure you lock your doors, Bob.

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to see Royce Clayton’s girlfriend at Candlestick a lot. A big thumbs up there.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gotten a lot better as a comentator though.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

along with Heimy up above, I think he did pretty good on the radio broadcast.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

J.T. was great on the radio today, I thought. He talked a lot about having a plan at the plate, and it was actually pretty insightful.

by Dan from NM on Aug 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flemming pretty much just dissed Bengie, but without actually dissing him.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

He’s right though.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very much so.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

I’m seeing Bip on TV. What did Flemming say?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picked Eli and talked about how amazing it was that the Giants went 5-1 this homestand with Bengie getting only 2 AB.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Giants

this is not a coincidence.

Signed, Some Idiot Fan Who Could Have Told You This In December

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was talking about how people say Bengie is absolutely indispensable, we can’t possibly make do without him. “That’s just not true.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wise man.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did go to Stanford.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 30, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

A group from Stanford sang “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” in the seventh and received a hearty round of boos when they were introduced.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

/fuck Stanfurd

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And pay lots of money

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect Stanford’s financial aid package is much more generous, given the nature of the state of California’s budget right now. Particularly for out-of-state students.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with fresno state or Long beach? state schools are better

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you define better?

by speckops on Aug 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in more fun and quite frankly, i go to a state school in Ohio mind u, and it’s basically about what you do and how you use that education, you know?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have any basis for saying that Stanford isn’t fun?

Stanford also gives you opportunities that you wouldn’t have in many other places when it comes to research and being able to apply that education.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, actually i dont even know, i’m being judgmental…
And you’re right about Stanfurd giving you that opportunity, it’s just like every other school that gives you opportunities, right?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most schools don’t have world class professors in every department. I’ve got friends who did research in labs that with professors who literally won Nobel prizes.

Re: fun. Fun is what you make of it. There are plenty of tight-assed premeds at every school who barricade themselves in the library.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s great and all that they got taught by Nobel prize professors, and all i’m saying is that one doesnt need to go to a school like stanford to come out in better shape.
And of fun, you know there are people around there that love to party, and in Palo Alto, i wouldn’t know the first place to party since i’m from the east bay

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirtbags FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Long beach used to be the 49ers

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, technically it is the 49ers. The baseball program nickname is the Dirtbags. It is a mindset of playing full out, rounding the bag hard, stretching singles into doubles…

When I attended LB, my roommate was a pitcher on the team so I went to and still go to most of the games.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 31, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right on, yea i got a friend that goes to Long Beach and yea he was given me the lowdown on the history of the place, all i know is, is Jerry Tarkanian coached there before he went to UNLV and then to Fresno

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

As did McC’s favorite, Tulo.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 31, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They talked about that on the radio. Flem described them as “needing work.”

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT was trying to give Flem a hard time about that but it took him about three minutes to get the words out. You could almost hear Flem roll his eyes.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no opinion either way about Stanford, but that was hilarious.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Ohio..oh hell the Big 10 suck!!!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You trying to start something buddy? meet me in Ann Arbor at 10 PM tonight, or else!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just when they were introduced

it drowned out the first five or six lines, and many shouted out “root root root for the BEARS”

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldnt even hear the 7th stretch

btw – people need to know better…the wave does not belong at AT&T!

by _Joe_ on Aug 30, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot to mention that

it started in the bleachers, and I think with two outs and Giants on base…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

After all the time I spent mocking Mets fans for this very same thing,

this is mortifying.

Remember, kids, when it comes to the wave,

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I figured there were a ton of Cal fans at the park.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great moment. Though I have nothing against Stanford, it was so spontaneous and seemingly about nothing. Their performance was bad as well, but they we not from the band or the music department.

I did see the tree and a pep band across from Lot A before the game, so it must have been egghead heritage day or something.

/jealous

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Stanford alumni had a get-together at the ballpark in Lot A before the game.

by speckops on Aug 31, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did say ‘No knock on Bengie’…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

When someone says that...

It means a dissing is coming up.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant it in the best possible way.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, obviously. But still.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t sayin’, he was just sayin’.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was getting ready to start sayin, but i’m just stayin

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all due respect,
Having said that,

by Giant Homer on Aug 31, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT EDGAR RENTERIA WAS THE WORST SIGNING OF THE OFFSEASON

INCLUDING ME FOR ABOUT TWO MONTHS DURING THE SEASON

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 30, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin thought so!

So,

SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 30, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

.662 OPS, mediocre defense

Shit, if comes around to this total last year (~.740OPS), I’d be thrilled.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE HIT THAT GRAND SLAM THAT ONE TIME

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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

He’s added 31 points to his OPS in 7 games.

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s now apparently feeling much better physically. That was quoted a couple of weeks ago, I think by Baggarly. He has hit .349/.414/.508/.922 in his past 18 games with 2 HR in 63 AB.

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Godfather of Travis Ishikawa.

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"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum
"Let's go get them in 2009!" - The Kid
"He got his pitch; he did not miss it" - Cainer
"Kung Fu Panda don't get hurt" - Cainer

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 31, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be awesome if all the veterans(Bengie, Rowand, Rent and even Winn) could get red hot in September.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all get hot. The Giants re-sign the two free agents to be.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol Brian’s shiny shirt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

There was a shiny blue suit to go with it. It was epic.

by kdl on Aug 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a cool game.

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

When did Wilson start taking Ritalin?

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 30, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. Good interview when he is Brian Wilson, and not TV star B-Weezy

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The swinginest rehab in town!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 30, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANTASY TEAM!!!! WOOHOOO

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo woo!

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 30, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ring-a-ding-ding!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm torn

Do we go with the ’

1) Bengie Molina joke?
2) The really kinda gross Bengie Molina joke?
3) the Mad Men joke?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

#3

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I quit the drugs, but now I’m a sex addict.”

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

this.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs moar crooked hat.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pickoff play to get Gonzalez was freakin’ huge though. So I’ll toss him a cookie for that.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Not the best time to put the kid in either. Ease him in in situations that are less meaningful.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great game! I am glad that I was there to watch it. Got myself a bobblehead and a great game. Have to say that it was weird seeing people trade in their Randy Johnson bobblehead for a measely baseball….

by shark94112 on Aug 30, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd do that; you can't play catch with a bobblehead

The fascination with bobbleheads has always been waaaay beyond me.

(I did think the Kruk and Kuip one was cool though.)

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The bobblehead didn’t even look like Randy Johnson.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, I was at the game so I missed out on this whole “HOKYSMOKES WAS RIGHT!” thing. What happened?

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He is Edgar Renteria’s #1 fan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not in a gay way!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 30, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I thought he may have came in screaming about Renteria grand slams this morning or something.

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still want to know how they do that comment counting thing on Purple Row though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

They do a tally of everyone who commented on a GDT and bold the ones with the most comments. I guess they just don’t have as many commenters, idk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ctrl+f on the name?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 30, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like that would take while though.

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome tells you how many instances of a word there are right away if you do that. Provided there aren’t a ton of different commenters, it could work.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Chrome faster than Firefox? I haven’t tried it.

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s marginally faster than FF 3.5.2

Still in despair.
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t – it’s not ready for Mac yet.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s fast, but I end having to use another browser on some javascript apps

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah

i never knew that

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazin Ave. does this too

sort of a “thanks for participating”, but just encourages blabby posts. Not like here where we’re all egalitarianly focused on quality.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now Baybear returns…

by DividedByZero on Aug 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like we need to encourage blabby posts

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is it?

http://jenstechs.net/azsnakepit/rollcall.php

They had talked about it in their post game thread… I couldn’t help myself, I was to see the car crash.

by zuma420 on Aug 31, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cute.

They do the “Row Call” of all the “rowbots.”

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do it at a lot of sites

I’ve seen an actual widget at Niners Nation and they count at AZ Snakepit.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 30, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they do it on LoneStar Ball too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seemed so optimistic and are adults saying “Frak” and “Shucks”, like a rapping Will Smith. They still believed in Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Cutler’s a scrub QB and Columbine never happened.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could just ask.

It might work, especially if we don’t cuss them out or mock them while doing so.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol jponry with 10% of the posts

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay i found myself!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

I had 316 comments, more than twice as many as anyone else.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you tell?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It says on the site.

Top 10:

jponry 312
GrahamCrakalaka 156
satyricrash 131
jcb9 125
NHL84 92
Giant among Angels 87
WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMays 86
Kitspool 74
High_On_Lincecum’s_Godliness 65
waffles 64

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIRD MOST POSTS

AT BEST!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had exactly twice as many as me Jponry!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait?

Ive never even seen NHL….

what the hell?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motherfucker

I usually comment my ass off, the one time im actually at the park you guys do roll call

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll start doing it for every game… though not if my stats keep looking like this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we can go back and do it for the most epic games, like the no-no

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't find the link to game thread #1 for that game...

or I woudl do it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try searching the date, not a huge deal if you dont find it though. Just a BUNCH of comments that night

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t find it. Oh well!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found them

Total Users: 246
Total Posts: 5236
Total Threads: 4 (including post-game thread)

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

now post the top 10

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry – 289
BaronVonCurrentEvents – 216
Natto – 188
CB30 – 164
bondslegend – 142
High_On_Lincecum’s_Godliness – 124
groug – 116
Lars The Wanderer – 112
i wish we were good – 111
ringleader3 97

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i win again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice top 5!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s me!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in the middle of my commute and eating dinner during the first few innings.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuses, excuses.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wut? I didn’t post in that thread at all. It was the no no that made me start posting here

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

my 97 must have come in the post game thread, because that was the first game i ever commented on. I did make a comment on the pablo ASG voting thread a day earlier

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 31, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus original thread link:

link

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet, thanks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should try the ASG from last year.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prolific mod is prolific.

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great idea! Now we’ll have 15 threads per game instead of 7. It’ll be like Battle of the Network Nerds.

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"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, yep, I was just thinking the same thing.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THESE THREADS AREN'T PRODUCED ON PAPER, THEY'RE WON ON THE FIELD

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

waffles 64 jinxes

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, there I am!!!

OF those 64 comments from waffles, how many included commas or periods? My guess is: ZERO.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

how many involved predictions/hopes that went awry on the very next pitch? My guess: 95%

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slacker.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I missed another “Exile”!

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo, i’m on this list tooooo

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm never going to a game again

as my name is not on this list because of it, and I therefore do not exist.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry wins this one.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm stoked and ready to enjoy this (even though I didn't get to listen/watch much of it)

but still, a month is left. I’ll hold my partying until then.

nonetheless:

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 30, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, did you find this on Purple Row?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the first comment of their postgame thread.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just amused that it went from here, to Purple Row, and then back here again. It’s the gonorrhea of screenshots!

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the gonorrhea of calls, too.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Typhoid Mary Grant

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "Should I believe in the Giants?"

THE DISTINGUISHABLE EVIL ONE

Perhaps the anagrammer is still high on the Dodgers.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 30, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Distinguishable = Classy

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone hear anything new on the Hoffman waiver-claim?

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Brewers are not trading him

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the official word? I know that was the speculation but Melvin hadn’t commented on it.

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

When asked if closer Trevor Hoffman might go to the Giants after being claimed on waivers, Brewers GM Doug Melvin said “probably not,” according to Tom Haudricourt of The Journal Sentinel.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Purple Row always seems sad about our 'vitriol.'

Like we’re a kid disappointing his parents.

Oh, and thumbs up to the GIS of ‘disappointed parents.’ NSFW, though.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

is seriously awesome.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering this is the first hopeful and meaniful September for Giants fans in 6 years they have very little room to cast stones. I bet if I went and looked at their late August early Sept threads of ’07 I would find so large out bursts as well.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Aug 30, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fewer curse words, though, dman it!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yes

MCC is so dismissive of the Rockies.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, they are boring.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriuosly

if that happens to us were all cussing and killing ourselves

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dman it! Fffffffffff! F’ing! Effing! Frak!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harsh but fair

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rec'd for the censoring of RJ's face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

blots out the pornstache

I think they used Kent as a model when he got his ceremonial plague the other day.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Kent feeling today?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ceremonial plague?
would that be bubonic or pneumonic?

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's company policy!

Sorry for one too many Simpsonisms.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIXELS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The crowd was going nuts. It was wild to be a part of. The sheer jubilation by everyone in our section when Renteria cranked it out was pure magic.

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed on all counts

The last 3 innings made me forget all about the first 6.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

RJ...

Stepping on Jim Ray Hart’s face?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 30, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before the game, one of my friends gave me that ticket from a game last year which also happened to be against the Rockies. I think the ticket has magic properties.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the computer open to the mlb.com wrap. Endless replays of Rent’s HR!

by scotterduder on Aug 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you didn’t get the bobblehead autographed, Natto?? Of course, you aren’t under 15. But Johnson was signing before the game and did sign the bobbleheads.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know he was signing them when I got there. I was probably too late anyway.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Family site

Pictures of johnsons will be deleted if they’re not pixelated

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking. Beautiful. Oh, and youre up to 383 already.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s floating!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 30, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game was so epic. The crowed was amazing. I was speechless on the Renteria slam

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I screamed: Yes, yes, yes, yes!

It felt like fall at the park yesterday. Fall of 87, 89, 93, 97…

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

a good week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea what you’re talking about.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it was weird how this week just skipped Monday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much took that day off.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the Giants went down to Africa to help out kids in need. The Rockies were auditioning for who gets the privilege of prancing around in that stupid fucking dinosaur suit.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

wrote fictive “facts” about a fantasy Strat game that day…

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a brutal game of Strat.

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by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish it hadn't.

I’m kind of pissed off that school started on the second day.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No barking from the dog.

And mama cooked the breakfast with no hog

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They ran out of bubbaheads

And no foul balls even remotely close to section 130. Still awesome

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez out "at least another week"

Didn’t see anybody else mention this. I saw in the crawl during the post-game show that Sanchez says he needs at least another week before he’ll be off the DL.

Frandsen comes alive?

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe’s been doing pretty great the last few days.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Rohlinger was kind of okay today ;-)

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I’m thinking they might as well get some extra MI depth. It seemed pointless to call up Frandsen with Rohlinger, Uribe, Sanchez, and Aurilia who can all play second, but with Sanchez out, the idea of bringing up Frandsen makes more sense.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Unit News

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4432754

SAN FRANCISCO — Randy Johnson believes he will pitch again this season for San Francisco, albeit as a reliever.

The 45-year-old Big Unit is on the 60-day disabled list and has been sidelined since July 6 with a strained left shoulder. He acknowledged pitching more than five innings and being effective would be tough at this stage.

Johnson
Johnson is 8-6 this season and earned his 300th career victory. The Giants are in contention for the NL West and wild-card spots.

“Starting is out for me now, because I’ve been out for two months,” Johnson said Sunday. “When this happened, I was really discouraged. I’m late in my career, not early. It’s not something I envisioned. … It would be nice to come back in some capacity and help the team. Right now I’m just trying to get healthy.”

He was examined Sunday morning by team orthopedist Dr. Ken Akizuki and the club hopes Johnson will be able to throw off the mound by later in the week.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 30, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa. Lincecum, Cain, Zito, Sanchez. Then RJ and Wilson.

Best. Postseason. Pitching.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add Trevor Hoffman to that, and . . . ooo baby

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing they’d go with a 3-man rotation and Sanchez would be in the pen too.

Starters:
Lincecum
Cain
Zito

Relievers:
Sanchez
Johnson
Romo
Affeldt
Wilson
the rest

Pretty damn solid

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Randy "Wild Thing" Johnson

comes out in the Ninth after Wilson walks the bases loaded to strike this Mother Fucker out.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait! That's...

THAT’S BIG ANGRY’S MUSIC!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game...

and that was definitely the second best game of the year. Shitty through 6, but all it takes are a few good innings…

Also I loved that they changed the NL West pennants immediately after the game. God I’d love to have the Giants pass the goddamned Dodgers at home…

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah, screw the wild card

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they skip the 5th man in Philly? I hope not b/c I have tixs to Tues (Sanchez) and Thus ( Hopefully Lincecum)

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

They do

You get Sanchez and Zito!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 30, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

every game I go to is either Sanchez or Zito

i had a chance to go to Sanchez’s last start (the money shot game) and I didn’t go partly because I’ve seen Sanchez so many times.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez and Zito have been pretty awesome in the second half.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I just want to see Timmeh and the wonderkid.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Philly keeps their rotation the same, the Giants miss Cliff Lee (and Blanton who is on right now.) I am not sad about that

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know some people are saying they are but I read a quote in the Chronicle where Bochy said they were going to decide Monday on whether or not to skip the 5th starter.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

On KNBR this morning...

Kruk said they’re looking to give Tim another day after all those pitches. Speculation about Penny.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great. pic. Reminds me of my user pic.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad. ass.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite moments

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real, i need to watch this again, he was absolutely pumped when he got that K, gives me a good mood

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap that’s a nice picture. I can even see the hairs on his arm!

by kimmyg on Aug 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

New profile pic

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is what the Purple Row was upset about…?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're really not fans of showing emotion over there.

Straight reporting, that’s their game, see?

CarGo hit double STOP Tulo swing and miss STOP McC’s vitriol makes me haz a sad STOP

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

We miss Cliff Lee in Philly. Nice!

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Cliff Lee like he played yesterday, I’d be more than happy to play. But usual Cliff Lee, yeah, I’m thankful we miss him.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo, H_O_L_G

You’re gettin’ pretty chummy with Poseidon’s Fist over there on Purple Row.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

no consorting with the enemy.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m working on eliminating the stereotype that all of us here are braindead idiots who swear way too much.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're not?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we are, but just so they stop being all elitist when they start talking about us.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand the point of saying “no profanity” but then filling the game day threads with “effin’,” “f**k,” and “FRACK!” Is that somehow better?

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

Who are they protecting? All those people on the intertubes who don’t know what word goes there?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, “frak” just marks them as a fan of Battlestar Galactica. That could be a TV snob type thing.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s only like 5 people posting over there anyway… who give a shoot.

by zuma420 on Aug 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s family friendlier.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stepford Family.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They actually changed the coolest highway name in America because of the Satanic implications.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly because the signs kept getting stolen, actually. I’d steal a sign, too, if I was on US-666.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would never let my child read the Row.

Curse words or not, I’m not subjecting them to that kind of filth.

by MoreroidsforZito on Aug 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning: Boring HS football story

Our fullback was like that… always “shoot” and “darn” and so forth. One game we had bumbled around the entire first half, fumbles, penalties, etc. And this guy drops a pass or misses a block and comes back to the huddle with a “shoot” and our huge tackle (and still one of my best friends) screams at him “goddamn it just say shit!!!”

It was heartwarming and lifechanging.

Ruined all those Flanderese words for me forever.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we need to grow up

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously, it’s not THAT hard to look past the profanity. It is perhaps they that ought to grow up, into a world where sticks and stones may still break their bones, but words don’t mean shit.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

family site

Shit poop

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM SHITTIN POOPIN

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

While that is admirable, their perceptions of us are meaningless.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Hating us is like hating the Yankees. It doesn’t hurt us, and we’ll go on being awesome.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully that’s the only commonality between our fanbase and the Yankees’

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to think of a consistently good, likable team, so I just went with the most recognizable.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YANKEE LOVER!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Still, it is kinda nice to see the games from a different perspective, and I’m gonna follow their rules as long as I keep doing so.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t read other teams’ blogs / don’t care what they think and/or are saying about the Giants or MCC.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all you TIM CANT PITCH IN HOT WEATHER haters. The weather in Philly has been absolutely beautiful tonight and is projected to be the same all week

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope the Phillies think up some new excuses this series.

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something else that was cool

They won the game without getting much out of Sandoval and Cain

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who are we rooting for tonight in the Jon Miller game?

Philly, right? Because Atlanta’s still a threat? Do we bother rooting for a zillion innings? Atlanta doesn’t have an off day tomorrow.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Philly

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly. I just love cheese steaks.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

followed by hours on the toilet

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra innings.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Philly

Its weird to root for a team that is about to play the Giants though

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’ll win, get cocky, take the Giants lightly, then get their asses handed to em by Dirty Sanchez.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

let them get the winning out of their system now, in a long drawn out 22 inning 1-0 pitchers duel.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still want the division

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Best case scenario is that Dodgers suffer a major collapse a la the 2007 Mets. San Francisco wins the divison, Colorado gets the Wild Card. Oh, and Russell Martin gets injured somewhere in there.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger hate aside, not this.

The only player upon whom I’ve ever actively wished injury is Bill Romanowski.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't

Why would I?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even A-Rod. For what? Ego? Purple lips? Romo was a grade-A racist douche that played to injure other players.

Maybe Kobe.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if he just stubs his toe or something?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside

How many runners did he catch stealing durnig this series?? Man he was good!!

by Sheed on Aug 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

4

Woah

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem said 4 in the post game. And I only remember one successful SB in the series for the Rox. So I think that’s 4/5. That’s, uh, decent.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How close was the Gonzalez steal?

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very

I actually thought they had him live, but you could see on the replay the tag was up his leg and he got his foot in under it.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has bengie started a game this home stand?? i forget

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND we went 5-1?? does that say something? i mean, hey look, who has a better arm?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe his fielding makes up for his offensive shortcomings.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, it really does, and am i the only one surprised that they scored so much this homestand without Bengie? Pablo was there for just this series

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitchers

I’ve noticed that the pitchers do better with whiteside behind the plate..

by Sheed on Aug 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably more pitchers agree with him? or feel comfortable?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain?

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

not cain but zito, and sanchez no no and i think it could go both ways for lincecum

by Sheed on Aug 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree however

that Whiteside could be very useful if Bochy would use him to rest Molina late in games we’re ahead. The defense will improve, and maybe tired slow Bengie might benefit and come back with better hitting.

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But on second thought

that might be too much for Boulder to keep track of…

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Especially with a 3rd catcher on the roster.

Normally, there’s a little risk in doing that becuase of the chance that something could happen too Whiteside.

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

But haven’t you heard? Garko is a BACKUP CATCHER!

by taliesin on Aug 31, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was the consensus on the Bengie pinch hit here?

I didnt agree with it, but gave Bochy the benefit of the doubt based on the 3 run bomb

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a good idea

ie, believing in 3 runs bombs is not a Giants strategy worth pursuing.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true, but in that situation a sac fly would have been good and Bengie is an extreme fly ball hitter. So I was OK with using him there, at least until he swung at the first pitch and appeared to either cause himself further injury or just be pretty hurt and not likely to swing well.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a bad idea. Nate is hitting like 200 points higher against lefties than Bengie. And if it was just about the sac fly, Nate already had 2 in the last 24 hours so you would think he would stay with hot hand. Not to mention we didn’t get to see Nate unleash the cannon from RF the rest of the game, which is always fun to watch

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK how accurate this is

but Flem said despite Nate’s L/R splits, “Morales is a different animal,” implying that Nate’s bat would have no hope of catching up to the pitches.

Which made me wonder how an old, fat, injured catcher coming off the bench was an improvement.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, he a right-handed old fat injured catcher.

After his HR against AZ, I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flemming and JT...

…were talking about the need for a fly ball and contact in that AB and seemed to agree that Molina was a good choice. (I know, I know.)

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

People were in agreement that lightning doesnt strike the same spot twice.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said the same thing to my dad. He got a nice ovation though

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He definitely got a huge cheer. I was grumbling away about Nate getting taken out, but no one else seemed to be bothered.

by kdl on Aug 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the same spot

but the same person..saw it in Benjamin Button the guy struck like 7 times lol

by Sheed on Aug 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

boooooooooooooo

also, hisssssssssssssssssssssssss

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by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

On ESPN, Jon Miller just told a story about being a kid at Candlestick and seeing a team put the mega-shift on against McCovey with Mays on base. McCovey pushed a hard bunt down the LF line, and by the time anyone got to it, Mays had scored from first.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

what!

somebody try and find that video!

by Sheed on Aug 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt they have that on video.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller is the only reason to watch Sunday Night Baseball.

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by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Jon is worse on SNB than he is usually – it’s like Phillips and Morgan make him dumber.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s just a fact of playing to a wider base.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not everyone is as smart as Giants fans.

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by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or good-looking

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t go that far. I’ve met a few of you. We (I am included here) are a bunch of ugly people.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats why we are on the interwebs

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by CB30 on Aug 31, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

or as well-endowed

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I recall seeing a story like this as a kid...

Might have been in the Giants’ 1970 Yearbook. They had some pics of the McCovey shift. The coda of the tale, as I recall, was that McCovey had bunted for a double, cortisone knees and all.

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by Sabertooth on Aug 30, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Neyer’s Big Book of Baseball Legends.

Quick summary, from the Chronicle, Jon Miller was right.

by paboperfecto on Aug 31, 2009 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Red Sox have their 15 million dolalr Grand Slam with JD Drew..We now have our own 9 million dollar grand slam

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re boy Richie might be back on Tuesday.

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. You should leave whenever the Giants are down by 3. Apparently it’s awesome luck.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LARS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up that win projection!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear the team is going to dedicated win #79 to you and vote you a share of the playoff money.

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! They have to get there first!

I won’t be including that money in my budget just yet.

=p

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You missed it man. I knew your unenthusiastic posts would come back to haunt you.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go philly! (tonight only)

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Been watching the last 3 innings of the game again.

I am glad Bochy learned his lesson and let Affeldt finish the 8th. Hopefully he will go on another tear like he did earlier in the year.

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 30, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was surprising

and I was also glad he stuck with him

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t he been on a tear all year? I mean, did we expect this kind of productivity when we got him?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It seemed like Bochy messed with his head for a while. He allowed a couple runs so all of sudden he started getting used like a situational lefty instead of the set-up role that he was doing so well in. I just hope that the 8th inning becomes his again and we don’t have to worry about that stupid righty-lefty matchup b.s.

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins just made a really heads-up play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for

Posters Anonymous :)

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAY AREA TIES

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should do this more often

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

you know, I’d much prefer a SF blowout than this. I don’t like stress.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

9-5 is an epic blowout for us

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like stress.

Might want to root for another team…

by Jakespaar on Aug 31, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the record for most recs for a single comment/.gif/pic?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Again

I find something to do with my day and the Giants win. Not sure I’ll watch another game this season, at least live. I watched this on the DVR mostly in fast forward, until the 6th, of course!

WOOOOT.

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by ringleader3 on Aug 30, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

I was watching in the fifth inning, then my friend called and got me to go see District 9 (the theater was packed, I thought it had been out long enough to quiet down). I went because I’d already given up, 3-1. I came back thinking there was about a zero percent chance the giants had won. Now I have to go watch highlights. Sounds like one of the few legitimate We’re In This Thing moments of the season.

(Also: How is pablo supposed to become more disciplined when taking pitches leads to calls like that?)

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by raisingcain on Aug 30, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yknow, I’ve always wondered if it was possible for a player to become so fat, you can’t throw a pitch over the strike zone without beaning the person.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a guy was that fat, you could just bean him and hope that the pitch is in the strike zone.

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by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow you got owned hard

not only did you miss the comeback, but you had to watch that piece of crap movie. god it’s terrible.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 30, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh? that movie was sweet.

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by GameSix on Aug 31, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Over the last two weeks in my fantasy league

Im 29-1

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

POKEMONZ!

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by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

where?!?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!!! Really?

That’s soooo interesting!

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants/Rockies leading off Sportscenter!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing as how Purple Row is blaming their recent failures on media exposure, this is awesome.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes little sense as they were big news back in 2007 and they still rolled through September, Cubs, D-backs before getting shelled by an overall better team.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most there lack perspicacity

/eyeroll

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just said this because some dude over there said it about us.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Prince song.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perspicacity

–noun, keenness of mental perception and understanding; discernment; penetration.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol penetration

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fie on their perspicacity

I deign to eschew obfuscation.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that on a bumper sticker once.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s head and Bowker’s arms

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 30, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

now that i think about it, the dinosaur would be a better manager than boulderskull

by sfoakbay on Aug 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lurve this team!

btw… can we call up Posey now? 3 for 5 today…

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEP

Was having lunch with my mom and brother at Harry’s Hofbrau in Brentwood when we saw Rent’s slam. First time I’ve seen them since I moved to San Jose. Greatest day ever.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Harry’s Hofbrau is the best. One of the many things I miss about the Bay Area.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live really close to the one in SJ. It takes way too much willpower to drive by it all the time and not stop

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m nearby a Harry’s in west SJ, good place, should go there more often.

One time in the mid ’80’s, I was turning around in their parking lot when I saw two guys in front of me park and get out to dine at Garden City. It was Ronnie Lott and a friend, he lived in nearby Santa Clara then. We stared at each other and I think my brain froze because I failed to get an autograph.

by boogalou on Aug 31, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know the deadline for when a player has to be on the roster to be elligible for the playoffs…. I thought I heard Sep 1st but that seems really early.

If it is Sep 1st we should probably hear something about Penny tomorrow right?

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 30, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i guess so

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is Sep 1

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by groug on Aug 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Penny that big of an upgrade over Hinsh…… Nevermind, he is.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Penny would be the #5 starter, so the question is whether he’d be an upgrade over Martinez/Sadowski.

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he is. Except, you know, in the personality department.

by taliesin on Aug 31, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Penny indicated he would make the decision by tomorrow.

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by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's definitely down to FLA or here

I hope he has a hatred for the Dodgers or maybe Russell Martin so he’ll sign with the Giants just to show up LA – which is perfectly fine with me. However, he did win a ring with the Marlins and might have a thing for playing in front 8,000 fans.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the hoffman thing totally over or what?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not coming to SF.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

they haven’t officially removed him from waivers after our claim but the trade is not happening.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants most likely only claim him to prevent the Bums and Rox from doing so, B-Weeeeez is in this thing.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson >>>> Hoffman

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. But the thought of having both of them and Affeldt to handle the tough lefties would be devestating to an offense. With the Giants starting pitching, the game could be over real quick. Too bad its unlikely to happen, oh well

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

two words

Randy Johnson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rox board says

trade him to Colo so they can use his name as euphemism. They’re tired of doodle, pee pee, etc.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with just penis?

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmrOXLAFskc&feature=related

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid to click this.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just Tom Cruise yelling, “PENIS!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a scientology thing

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

youtube tooltip FTW.

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

they use that dirty word in birds and bees class

shame on you potty mouth

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by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 5:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea, oh well. I dunno, i really like Wilson, but Hoffman is still dealing, tough call on my end

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Wilson too, but Hoffman is incredible this season, especially for his age. He was a legend where I went to college so I have been a fan for some time. I took him in fantasy this year and my friend was giving me shit through like mid-june about how I got soooo lucky to draft an old man that throws like 80 and he still hadn’t given up a single run. Dude is awesome. Difference is, hopefully Wilson is around for a long time. Hoffman’s days are numbered. I’d like to see him get save number 600 before he goes, but who knows

by m34josh on Aug 30, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea i totally agree with this, i took Hoffman too for fantasy, and i just traded him, but he just proves that control is the thing, just look at Maddux! But yea having him would be incredible, too bad he’ll probably not leave Milwaukee

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with all that as I’m a former Padre fan and love me some Hoffman. Still, Wilson has been a freakin’ warrior for this team, taking the ball in the 8th, etc. He’s earned the right to remain the closer.

Hoffman wouldbe a great setup guy and backup closer if Wilson’s workkload dictates a rest day.

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he picks us.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

omgomgomgomg

Is he looking this way? WAIT DON’T LOOK OMG

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flips hair

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SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hikes down shirt

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wiggles off wedding band

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hikes up skirt.

wait…

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Aug 30, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny clears waivers tomorrow so that’s probably when we sign him. I’ve already adjusted my mlb 09 rosters so he better sign.

by superk1ng on Aug 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see no reason why he doesn’t sign with us

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s an exdodger, screw him

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do u have a better option for our 5th starter?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i’m just kidding though, he’d fit the 5th starter

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really really really really wish he’d make a miraculous recovery, come back, and fuck shit up, but I guess not….

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be such an awesome story, but yea, poor guy

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he still in baseball?

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been injured the last two years.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he still motivated?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to play for us.

I seem to remember we were gonna get sued for removing a rib or something.

by MoreroidsforZito on Aug 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t blame him, you’d be pissed too

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

how would you make money?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be in jail.

Front office would be gettin a visit.

by MoreroidsforZito on Aug 30, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kick some…tires!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was his agent that was mad

and it was about NOT removing the rib earlier and misdiagnosing him.

by paboperfecto on Aug 31, 2009 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is his career over, or will he eventually get better?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

His career is pretty much over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, a rotation of Lincecum, Cain, Zito, Sanchez, and Lowry would’ve been kickass.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

2005 Lowry, yeah, but that was four years ago now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

they took out the boys rib… that can’t be good.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, what did he do to start the whole chain reaction of weird injuries?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all started with the strained oblique at the home opener back in 2006. He was never quite the same after that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“In 2005, he hit .271, drove in seven runs, and had six extra base hits in 59 at bats.” Along with being a pitcher, he’d also be our cleanup hitter if he still played.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP outfield

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry with the veteran presence there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take Barry over any of our current outfielders, which is kinda sad.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have been funnier if we had won that game

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was just painful.

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by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pops up with Ortmeier on third with less than two outs

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry on Noah at the Zito K For Troop benefit:

“That not a birthmark ladies, it a be-uuuuu-tee mark”

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

 Ha ha ha.

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by satyricrash on Aug 31, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aww. I miss them.

by kimmyg on Aug 31, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

R.I.P.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is a dick.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My last game of the season at the ballpark.

I’m off to school tomorrow, and that game was one hell of a send-off. As cheesy as i feel saying it… I’m in.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, i’m jealous, i’m already in Ohio, and my last game was against the Dodgers, first game of the series… But, i’m lovin the fact that people out here are taking notice to the giants hat and stuff

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww Ohio

I’ve been to Toledo once and drove through Ohio, yawn. I don’t think I’ll ever leave the Bay Area so why did you choose a school all the way out there? Scholarship?

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 30, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes dude, toledo is pretty worthless… but what’s with the Eww Ohio?? I’m in Cincy and it’s not that bad, Columbus is pretty cool… But coming from the Bay Area, of course we’re going to find this area a ton worse than the Bay. Fact is, i drove from Chicago to Columbus and checked out Miami Ohio and loved it. I wanted to go to school in the Midwest, and right now i’m loving it, i’m a senior and after going to USF for a semester, i’d say this place owns

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You go to Miami?

I’m a sigma chi. that’s our founding school.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, no shit! yea, i know that, i’ve been to the headquarters here, and it’s alright, we have 2 other fraternities that started here too

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

beta theta pi and… one other one.

they’re called the ‘miami triad’

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

good knowledge, i’m sure you had to learn about that crap through pledging! i love this place though, very fun

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FYI

Today’s win was the fourth time in August the Giants came back from a deficit of three runs or more, after not coming back in any games in all the other months.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

New Giants slogan: “We’re getting back in this thing.”

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

scoring is fun

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve stopped doubting them if they’re down a couple runs.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find your lack of</strike faith disturbing…

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Aug 31, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

This series...

I’ve been trying to watch, but failing miserably. I’m down in Santiago, Chile, and I’ve been going to a gringo bar in the hopes that they’ll have it on their satellite. Apparently DirectTV thought it was more important to show A’s/Angels than Rockies/Giants, so I missed both Timmy and Zito.

I did get to see them get whomped by Arizona on Thursday, though I’m pretty sure I took more drinks that night than Martinez threw strikes, so I don’t really remember much.

Today was pretty great though. I was at work with one eye on GameChannel, and I waited until the end of their “rally” in the 6th before leaving work with the score 4-2 Rockies, only to get home and find a 9-5 ballgame just ending.

Go Giants!

by Tycho on Aug 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lol gringo bar

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry in advance

to those who WERE enjoying their food upon scrolling to that picture of goodness.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why subject lines are your friend. One click….and awaaaaaaaaay it goes!!

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally did that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

I did not know that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you didn’t…
/faints

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re fired!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that either. That’s hilarious.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So THAT's why

the LL guys are so anal about subject lines.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a coincidence!

I am wearing that exact outfit!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOLARS!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

As the Giants dressed for their flight to Philadelphia, Kanye West was bellowing through the clubhouse speakers: “It’s amazing, so amazing, so amazing.”

\m/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Name # of Posts

jponry – 415
satyricrash – 178
GrahamCrakalaka – 170
jcb9 – 141
WhereThere’sAWillieThere’sAMays – 122
Giant among Angels – 117
High_On_Lincecum’s_Godliness – 105
Kitspool – 99
NHL84 – 92
DFAAurillia – 82

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

jponry with a dominating performance

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, embarassing all the rest of us.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should stop

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont

Or you’ll never catch Natto

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless I lose my hands, that won’t be happening!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that might be the best one ever.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 31, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shakes fist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet just one hand would slow you down.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it hasn’t in the past.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHE’S NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

99 posts and I bitch on every one.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what this site is for in the first place?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re having baseball problems, I feel bad for you, son.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We doin’ big hittin’ we crushin’ cheese
Big hittin’ on da Rockies
We doin’ big hittin’ in AT&T
It’s just the Edgar Ren, Fred Lew and Big Pandy

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

please stick to photoshops

by kingofthacove on Aug 31, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Pandy??

Uhhhh no.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a stretch, I know, but I was too lazy to come up with another rhyme.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 31, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, maybe i should post more… too bad i’m at school too

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post while in class.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!!!!!!! i’ll be doing more of that

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooo Braves and Marlins start a 4 game series tomorrow….That will most likely get rid of one of those teams from the race

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet they spilt, Offense is rivaling the Giants lately, and the Marlins are just imploding

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves' Offense*

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

luckily it wasn’t an epic fail

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, dude, i’ve been wondering where everyone gets the .gifs and photos from

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo, yet another way to waist time during the week and not do homework!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can you chest time?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why we have our own account now.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sense a “Bandwidth Exceeded” in that account’s future.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That certainly was useless.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is this!

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Zach Greinke is pretty good.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum >> Greinke

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not by much, though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely not by much, Greinke is the only thing good about Kansas City…. oh yea, Tony Gonzalez, wait

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell Royals fans that… if there are any out there

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are still out there. But those people still think George Brett is playing.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering his already well-publicized anxiety issues that almost drove him out of baseball the last few years, I think he would do well to avoid the New York Media Spotlight™.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez is now a Falcon

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yet Zack Greinke doesn’t have The Hair.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, 72 wins!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 8 away from 80!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Point And Laugh At Lars Day!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That still seems like a lot…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALMOST...THERE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

“They came from behind!”

by speckops on Aug 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAY ON TARGET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOMP rat

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

N E R D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes me want to watch this show again, haha Tobias

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rewatched the pilot the other day

Just as brilliant as I remembered it being.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tobias is the funniest character IMO

But Gob is my favorite

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

got to agree with Buster, i still like George Michael

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t know what is wrong with that boy’s self esteem. He’s fun, he’s great. He’s George Michael!”

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 31, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont find Buster as funny as other people I know

/ducks

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it’s probably because he’s so weird and dry he’s funny

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are all funny

Some people just find him hilarious

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NGL

I want to be Lucille Bluth when I grow up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it makes me want to set myself on fire!”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to many lines to even begin quoting. I wish I could remember them all

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’ll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.”
“Plate or platter?”
“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gob is the funniest

Gob brought us Franklin.

“Yeah, the guy in the $3,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in four months. COME ON!”

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 31, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gob brought us **** City! And ****** Town! And ********* Mountain!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 31, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the record for most rec’s for a single comment?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Guessing it’s the “Suck It Russell Martin” gif.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 30, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LL had one over 100 I think

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the answer might be obvious, but who’s LL?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookout Landing, another funny sarcastic SBN Blog

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookout Landing, the Mariners version of MCC.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah we’re much classier.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was that one with Bill Bavasi and other failures going into the new M’s GM’s head after they moved Philippe Aumont to the bullpen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could rec’d it right now. It was awesome.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one with the spider? Hilarious

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

link?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god

I’ll look for it. so funny

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Cant find it. I dont know what to search for

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying too. It’s a tough one.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They love their recs over their. God damn

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it

122 recs

Epic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part
Why can I not see it
:(
kill yourself

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!!!! That’s pretty damn funny, why is it that i don’t understand this?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, look what else they’re hosting…

<img src=“http://www.lookoutlanding.com/images/admin/classactionguy.jpg”

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picture is still hilarious to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's amazing

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea who that user is that makes up the last spider, but you don’t need to, right? You just know he’s not down with the LL grougthink and deserves the mocking.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone like GRM or something

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really do love LL, despite their disdain for “lol”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AK?

he posts at BlazersEdge. Quite the character (and he definitely draws ire from tons of people).

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

127

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 31, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I rec’d it at the time. It was truly brilliant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Told you so

Yup.

After the Nightmare Game, I shared my optimism about this team and facing the Rox at home.

I was sworn at, told to shut up, and worst of all, told to “go be a Yankees fan.”

I can’t really blame you guys for the replies. And while I don’t want to say I told you so….

Yup, no point here other than rubbing in than I was right. For now, at least. Go me.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Go be a Yankees fan?

Who told you that?

Never mind that I was advocating that immediately afterwards…

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite moment of the Renteria GS video

Panda pumping his fist and almost falling off the steps and back into the dugout.

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

my favorite moment of the Renteria GS video

Every last fucking millisecond of it.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also him hugging Renteria when Rent walked back to the dugout.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen .....

We made the FRONT PAGE 3 DAYS IN A ROW on Yahoo! Sports. Be proud.

by orange_and_black_attack on Aug 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how the Dodgers’ and Braves’ losses are also mentioned. It’s like dessert.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “Dodgers fail”.

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Aug 31, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

yahoo is not sportscenter that’s for sure

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we were at the top of SportsCenter a couple times, too.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

first time in a while

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEST COAST BIAS

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Power Play”?

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
And celebrating the achievements of others' adoptees, Joey Martinez and Nate Schierholtz

by raisingcain on Aug 30, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. We dominated them.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should be going to bed already, but I guess I’ll just wait till after the 10pm fireworks bombardment.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, you and me both brother, it’s 1 AM, and i should be going to bed too

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

who you calling brother, friend?

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not your buddy, guy

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by CB30 on Aug 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your guy, pal

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFINITELY NOT your guy

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your pal, amigo.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the yard today

1. I don’t remember the last time I literally felt the ground shake, but it did after Rent’s HR.

2. I don’t think Stanfurd folk will be invited to sing any more.

3. To the parents who forced their child to wear a Matt Morris player T-Shirt: I am calling CPS next time.

4. Let’s not have bubbahayed day on the same day as Plate to Plate, and let’s also not have the T-shirt/goodie pick up station directly across from the bubbahayed pickup station, creating a gigantic mass of sweaty tired people ready to kill for their ceremonial plastic baseball totems.

5. Hopefully batting 8th, your catcher for the rest of the year, Eli Whiteside

6. Brian Wilson: three consecutive days of COFFEE! He looked like steamed crap for one batter, Righetti came out to yell at him, and he was lights out again (I guess he said what he said to Affeldt earlier on)

7. Coming out of the restroom in the 5th Inning or so, the KNBR feed was playing and Flem was going on about how Hammel was “mowing the Giants down”… the guy next to me said “more like mowing themselves down”… a fun moment, but not at all as fun as watching what I think was the first GS I’ve ever seen a Giant hit live. I think I prefer it to watching Ginats pitchers serve them up.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 30, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

good post

great gameto be at the yard. you run the 5k?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 30, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

more like a 4.85K as I was with my nephew who kept wanting to turn around, after sprinting ahead of me and then standing panting for the first 4.5+

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I would have liked to done it. maybe next year.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

two years now

and the rest of my family did the year before too. It’s just McC Cove to Ferry Building and back, with a lap around the warning track and across the plate in the park.

It’s funny to watch kids do the park leg… they’re so excited they run fast all the way around the OF and across the plate, then when they see the course exit out the archway again… OH NOES!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper

by natteringnabob on Aug 31, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the top of the stadium looking down the RF line when JT Snow tied that playoff game vs. the Mets in 2000. I remember thinking, “it’s a good thing they did due diligence in making this place earthquake-proof.”

I also remember thinking something along the lines of, “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 31, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

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Edgar mothalovin’ Renteria! What. The. Fuck.

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by bondslegend on Aug 30, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This comment would give a Purple Rower a stroke.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be motherfucking banned.

^^^

Ignore, please.

by El Person on Aug 30, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear… on the news just now a local reporter said that a local grass fire was fanned by “erotic winds.”

Mr. Merope and I almost fell out of our chairs.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

there are some erotic winds here in Ohio, they blew me off the ground

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love the erotic wins. and winds too.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 30, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK OK

TWSS

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

“blown” by erotic winds… “fanned” = fail

by Giant Homer on Aug 31, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a nice piece of a picture right there

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up