OPEN HOKYSMOKES WAS RIGHT THREAD
by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT
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I still can’t believe it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
me neither
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll admit there would have been a certain sense of justice if it happened in the bottom of the 9th, but I’ll take it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I love the GS, but this title is killing me
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Fucking Shit!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
HE WUZ RITE
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
cLASSY
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
NO HEADS WILL ROLL YET!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Too many curse words.
/Purple Row visitor
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
EDGAR RENTERIA, MOTHERFUCKERS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Let's pile on, Pablo
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I have never said anything bad about Renteria, not once, ever
No fair checking
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
what's #1?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Charging Russell Martin?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yes, because Rent’s prior GS this year wasn’t as meaningful.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
/shreds the evidence
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that was all the motivation he needed
Thank you, Grant
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Late because my roommate just came in.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Affeldt and Romo warming up
jponry: getting nervous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wilson for the last 2 innings please
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I love when Renteria hits lead-changing grand slams in the 7th!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Did not see that one coming
I guess it was clobberin’ time. New Nickname for ’gar. The Thing. Or Ben Garrrrim
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Edgar is a triple from the cycle
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Jukebox Hero
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by NuschlerFace on Aug 30, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
you had that coming...
for the 14 inning that never happened
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
whooo
/wipes forehead
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
That was at least as good as the strike 3 call last time Pablo was up
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
NERDS!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
STOLEN BASE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Unclassy – Panda didn’t get anything to swing at after that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Classy steal!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
CLASSY STEAL
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
CLASSY SPEED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I can't believe some people
actually were plumping for Rents there. I guess some people are in this Thing.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Uribe is more of a plumper than Renteria.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
More to hate.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
CLASSY STEAL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
guys i just came here to say
JESUS CHRIST MARY AND SAINT JOSEPH!!!!
EDGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
great AB, Panda.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Should have been his second straight walk
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
our little Panda is growing up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Was our Panda ever little?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
well, short
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA WALK WITH ME
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Garko time!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
I'm clapping for Pablo
I appreciate that Panda didn’t change his approach after getting called out on that absurd strike
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Ry Roll denied.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
From the open letter thread:
Y’know, I was against signing Edgar…
In my book that kinda dough shouldn’t be given a non-pitcher who can’t average at least one home run per week or steal one base in a series.
Why? Those cats are STARS — impact players. They move merchandise. They pay for themselves.
Edgar was never either kind of player. That’s not to detract from his accomplishments over the course of his career (5 AS, 2 GG, 3 SS), but he’s been a complementary player his entire career (1100+ R, 400+ 2b, 2100+ H not withstanding).
Also, once crunch time rolled around (vs LA 8/10), Edgar began to hit and is .423 in his last 7 starts.
by hokysmksbw on Aug 21, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
NERDS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Garko is fucking worthless
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Garko
Great acquisition
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
DUHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was as bad as anything Bengie has ever done
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Likewise, this post makes me nervous
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Shorter version
Rockies fans:
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
I know I made a post similar to this 5 minutes ago, but let’s not jinx ourselves.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Be quiet.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
chill out, there's still two more half innings to go.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Garko is bad
I feel way more confident with TI
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Garko and Hillenbrand
I see absolutely no difference. Sabean really knows how to pick ’em
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
LOLars
gave up on the game and left a couple innings ago
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
How quickly we forget
That game that Garko won (basically) single-handedly vs the Reds
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Garko’s still a victim of some BABIP but he’s kind of stopped hitting the ball hard. of course, he’s also stopped getting playing time but…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m endlessly amused by the different spellings of “Alfonzo”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Alfonzo wasn't even that bad, he just never returned to his Mets form.
At least Alfonzo’s OPS+ was in the neighborhood of 100 as a Giant.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
he was really bad his last season. but yeah, the rest, he would have been one of the better hitters on this team.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I've been saying this the whole time he's been here but I always take heat for it.
Ryan Garko is no better than any of the hitters we already have.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
I didnt like the trade when it happened
you can check the thread
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He WAS a better hitter with Cleveland.
But he’s been bad since the trade. It’s especially annoying because he was red hot at the time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It's not often that the Giants trade for a player who gets hot after the trade.
Like Randy Winn.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Johnson’s OPS+ was like 70 points higher after we traded for him than it had been before we got him.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
That was strike 3 according to gamcast.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
gamcast sounds interesting though.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
we better not lose
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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
JEREMY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
oh jesus
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
that was the most weaksauce double ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
no
Uribes
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe might have something to say about that.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
crap
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Son, Get a popup here. Okay?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO HAVE AN INNING WHERE I DON'T RIP MY HAIR OUT
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
ONLY IF YOU HAVE NO HAIR
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, me and waffles jinxed this shit.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Sandival probably should have at least held that to a single
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
JAffeldt!!! Attaboy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
LULZ BARMASS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow, great play Affeldt.
Really needed that. Thanks BarmUs
Thanks Barmes
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball Ground Ball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
/Fail
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought we were the only tam that did that!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
And your mascot too, if at all possible.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAY
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Thats when i wish we had Nate
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Nate would have gunned him at third
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ARGH!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ok, time for a Affeldt inning-ending DP
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL, Stewart scared of Randy's arm
Oh great, Atkins?
Whew
/wipes brow
/pulls on collar
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Giant Runs will make you feel better
just get it out of your system
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Affeldt better about this inning before Jeremy gave up all these hits.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
GIDP, you violet bastards!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
i’m seriously about to throw up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
groundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundballgroundball
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
nice frame job by Whiteside there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
JEREMY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I thought he was gonna call that a ball, at first
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FINISH HIM JEREMY!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
STFD ATKINS
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!!!!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN ATKINS
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ESS TEE EFF DEE!!!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWWWWWWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So, this home plate umpire is pretty awful.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
OOOH
that was close
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
JEREMY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Makeup callz, bitchezzz!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
CarLOLs
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
F I N N I S H H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
lol
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
REC'D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
FUCK YEAH JEREMY YOU’RE THE FUCKING MAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YESSSSSSSSS!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
NASTY
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
S
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
T
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
F
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
D
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Isn’t Jeremiah the teacher from Saved By The Bell: The College Years?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Never understood a single word he said
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
JEREMY SAYS
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
YEEAAAH!!!!
STFD BITCH!!! Co*LOL*rado!
by orange_and_black_attack on Aug 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YA
Theres the good Jeremy again
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Flem
“Struck him out swinging!… No!…. Yes!… The umpire… What’s Fairchild doing out there?”
Inquiring minds want to know.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
/Proud Father of SF Giants Releif Pitcher Jeremy Affeldt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
INSURANCE.
Let’s get some.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
Oh cool
Spilborghs
Helton
Tulowitzki in the ninth
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
me too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
my dog did not like it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Happy Affeldt is happy
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
him and Uribe
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I want a gif of that celebration from Affeldt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
talk to Natto
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HAWPE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWPE
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
BRAD LOLPE
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
OH MY GOD I LOVE PANDA IN THE DUGOUT SO FUCKING MUCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
IAWTCSFM
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Seriously, laughing out loud
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
LOL HAWPE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
URIBE!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hawpe is so fucking awful defensively.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
SNORK
HAAAAAAAAAWWWWPPPE
/spits/
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
Juan Uribe
Plundering XBH’s from the rockies terrible fielding.
Hawpe'd!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
How is that a single?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
ruled a single and an error
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s lucky he’s even getting a single out of it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i know
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Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
that was some fucking awesome hustle from Uribe. I have to admit, I think I love the guy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He’s been a pleasant surprise this season.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ROCKIES
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I think
the only worse play in the field I have ever seen was the homer off of Canseco’s head.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Raul Ibanez.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I went to a Diamondbacks vs. Giants game back in 2001 where Reggie Sanders, then on the Diamondbacks ran smack into the wall chasing after a ball that Eric Davis, then on the Giants, hit over the fence.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
lets go Eli
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
NORTON DEMANDS THAT RUN AT THIRD SCORE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OBP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
RYAN ROHLINGER WITH BASEDED
SOMEBODY ALERT J*DY ST*FF*S!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
BASES LOADED
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Is that third HBP for the Giants today?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
GREYSIDE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Purple Row commenter
Nice how….
…as soon as the nat’l media pays attention to them, the Rox start playing like the Nationals.
Way to reinforce years of stereotypes, boys.
by BroJB on Aug 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
The one that wants Affeldt hit for his celebration was funny, too
That was a HUGE strikeout. The celebration was warranted
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
They get all guffy with us for swearing and then say stupid stuff like “oh ef” or “f that guy”
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Fudge!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
3 HBP's? How much to justify a mound charge?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
Do you think he really tried to hit him in this situation?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He could be a dumbfuck for all we know.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just one.
But it has to come in a spot where the HBP isn’t terrible for the pitcher.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEESE PIZZA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i have to pee but i’m not going to.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DONT JINX IT!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
grand slam
will make me pee…….myself
by i wish we were good on Aug 30, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
2 GRAND SLAMS!!!
C’MON!!! I WANNA SEE 2 GRAND SLAMS IN A GAME!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Aug 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
I will accept a hit or no DP.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that anywhere close to intentiuonal
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
Shawon Dunston screaming in the dugout to no one in particular right now.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
Make you call up justified, Ryan
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
2 runs in this inning would be awesome.
Anything more is gravy, anything less, and I’m nervous.
If Rohlinger hits the ball over the fence…
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
Rent is up soon!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
Time for a Batting Average, Ryan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, well, there we go
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
ROHLINGER!!!!!
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
INSURANCE
WE CAN HAS
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
RICK ROHL!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
yay
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH
FUCK THE ROCKIES
FUCK PURPLE ROW
FUCK PEOPLE WHO DON’T SAY FUCK
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
required SF knowledge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Rohlin rohlin' rohlin'!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ROCK AND ROHL!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
CHEESE PIZZA FOR DINNER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Right. Remember, we have a tendency of giving up three hits in the ninth.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I sponsor Rohlinger’s bb-ref page, btw.
Just thought you should know.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Linked to his epic call up thread, well done.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I see Rohlinger has ditched last year’s failstache for a thin goatee. I guess it’s an improvement.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I said this up a bit, but he’s kinda cute.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Walk Eugenio!
Rent Slam!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOMMMMMGGGGG!!!! ROLLIN’ ROHLIN’ ROHLIN’!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Aug 30, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
Cain must be pretty pissed right now.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
Eleventy five?
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASANT CURSE WORDS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
That happy feeling that left sometime before the 7th inning? Oh yeah, its back.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
A winner is Rohlinger!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Right now my Schadenfreude Meter is all the way into the red zone
We’re 3 outs away…
from the worst loss of the season. In a game we had to win, we got a great start from our #5 guy, we scored some runs off a good pitcher…
and we’re still going to lose.
by BroJB on Aug 30, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
Tonight is gunna be a good night.
Werd. Friggen WERD.
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
Everytime they play "I gotta feeling"
It makes me happy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
My wife loves this song
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
it makes me think of Jonathans no-no
which makes me really happy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rent's slam inspired the following curse words at Purple Row:
“FRAK!”
“effing”
“f’ing”
“ffffffffffff”
and, worst of all in the Holy House of Dinger,
“dman it”
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, and
one of them typed too fast and misspelled “shirt” as “shitr,” and quickly wrote back to apologize.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
that's pathetic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FIDDLESTICKS!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
hahaha inorite?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I should pop in there and unleash all their rage for them.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL LARS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I thought that right after the GS by Rent
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ATTN PURPLE ROW LURKERS
SHIT FUCK COCKSUCKERS POOPIN’ IN A TRASH BAG IN THE BASEMENT!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
For rockies fans
I imagine this is probably what it felt like during our 10-5 loss to the reds a couple weeks ago
by i wish we were good on Aug 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
I have no idea what you speak of.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
eh that one was really quick though.
this is like more drawn out pain
by i wish we were good on Aug 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ZORAK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEA ZORAK!
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
FAST BLACK ABRAHAM LINCOLN!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
ZORAK!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
VELEZ!!!
KEEP ADDING ON!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Renteria, Uribe, Rohlinger
Suddenly the middle infield looks interesting again…at least for now.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
A winner is Velez!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOL
intentionally walk Rent
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY CRAP!!
just had to check it. this is fun, yes?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
My poor dog ..
Left the house on the grand slam and just came back in, lookin at me like "did I do something wrong? Can’t firgure where all the yellin’s comin’ from.
with 2 outs in the 7th inning, the Rockies had a 5-2 lead
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Food for thought: the Giants have scored as many runs in the past three outs as they have for Matt Cain in his last three starts before today.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
He cant winz.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, who predicted 3 hits with a grand slam and IBB for Rent today?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
hokysmksbw
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and yet i hated it so much 30 minutes ago.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS TEAM IS NO LONGER WORTHLESS
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
YEAH, NOW THE iROCKIES KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
It's because of Kent
They’re playing much better since he was enshrined on the Wall of Fame.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
yes, i do agree with that
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy should hit a grand slam into the Cove. That would make for a nice exclamation point, but I realize he’s batting righty so that won’t happen. Crap. Another Salami would work still. :) Or a triple to triple’s alley.
Is THAT where triples go?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Even the Rockies know about Winn's worthlessness from the right side...
Bochy, not so much
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Panda time!!!!!!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome
This needs to go in the image repository
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
IS THAT THE TODDFATHER?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SANDOVAL!!!!!
In the water, PLZ.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Panda vs Beimel
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
because the bases are filthy with ducks
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
oh geez Pablo
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
I didn;t see the Affeldt strike out (heard it on radio), but a few posters on Purple Row want to bean Jeremy for his “Joba-esque” celebration….
If you were an opposing fan, would you be upset over his celebration?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
They’re calling Jeremy fat?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ve already retaliated by beaning our best hitter the next inning (Whiteside)
by DividedByZero on Aug 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
tough; just suck it up
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Joba does that crap every inning -that’s why his annoys people.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And his mom’s on meth.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That ad on MLB Network about his dad always makes me laugh.
Because it makes me think of Mamma Joba.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, did they not see Morales doing the same thing? Does the Braille on their TV not work?
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, hurt there widdle feelings.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i'd be more pissed at the pitcher
for striking out my hitter than for his reaction
Waaaaa!
Cry, purple dino, cry!
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is usually like a week’s worth of runs.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
NO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh pablo
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
Truly amazing they’ve scored 9 runs and Pablo is 0 for 4.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
ah Jesus, Garko time
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
intelligent first post
Jesus Fucking Christ you guys
by do your own stunts on Aug 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
they just banned you on Purple Row for that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t understand… what did who do?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
No curse words! :(((
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
They get offended by naughty words there. It’s a joke. Nobody alert xeifrank.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
ahhhh
Thanks!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
he’s busy whining to the TBLA denizens about how unfair the mods are here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
All four of them
(Actually their traffic seems to be up a fair bit this year)
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
A Purple Rower just swore, something punishable by death over there.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If Garko hits the ball over the fence...
I will take back some of the crap I’ve said about him.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
he’s hit like .360 in august…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Gamecast
put strike three almost off the board
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
We have no one on the bench
not a single field player
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I was on the N earlier and there were a few people who had left the game early and missed this entire comeback. This is why you don’t leave games early!!
The N
TV for Teens.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The N
They go there.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Right fucking there
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
ooooooooooh
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
Good take
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Work it, Garko, work it.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
fail
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Garkofail
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
i would appreciate it if he would notify us
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The National League is too hard for Garko.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Guys, we had to trade Alderson and Barnes because otherwise there’s no way we could make the playoffs!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
How fucked would we be if Uribe didn’t start playing so well after Sanchez got injured?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he'll hit better
but it was still a stupid trade
TWSS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s unclean
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
NORTON IS PLEASED... FOR NOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Is Brian coming in or Romo?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not a save situation, so I’d guess….. HOWRY!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
B-Weezy
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see everyone left in the bullpen who has yet to be used in this game ready to go at a moment’s notice. Off-day tomorrow, 40-man roster on Tuesday. No excuse for finishing this off right now if Wilson gets into trouble.
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
Come on Giants, let’s break out the brooms and sweep those Rocks out the door!
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
yer fat, chub
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WILSON TIME!!!
HEY MR. WILLLLSSSOOOOONNNN!!!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on Aug 30, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Brian Wilson...
….show no mercy!!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
STFD SPILLY
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
STFD SPILLY
FUCKING PAINT RIGHT THERE GODDAMN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HYMNS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Siddown, muthafucka!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Brian Wilson--the first closer to pitch 200 innings in a season
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Brian K Wilson just set you down, son
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Y'know
Imagine the standings if the Giants had held those three leads in Colorado.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
shut up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
There were games in Colorado?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
can i have my hands back, sir?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT HELTON YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Oh my word...
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Will the Helton pwnage continue?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL TODDFATHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
AHAHAAHAHA
Wilson made Helton look stupid there. Broken bat, dropped him to his KNEES!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
GOOD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BRIAN WILSON = ORANGE HOT KNIFE
melting through purply dinobutter
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
100!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Louisiana Bayou!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
ON YOUR FEET
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH
THIS
MOTHERFUCKING
GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I think HokySmokes should be awarded the Medal of Honor and the Silver Star
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
/shudders
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
thehavenot is standing
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HYMNZ!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PREPARE THE GIFS
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
jinx
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MOTHERFUCKER
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
HELLS TO THE....no.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
OMFG
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GTFO
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
shut it, purple
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
STFU
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
OH BROTHER JINX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
shit
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
WTF!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
that was really bad by both middle infielders
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
K this mother fucker
lets not make this interesting
Ugh
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
END. THIS. NOW.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH
THIS
MOTHERFUCKING
GAME
FOR
REAL
THIS
TIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
thehavenot is standing
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
/ the daveinexile is still standing
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
HYMNS PLEASE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
the jcb9 is wincing
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
oh god now I have a bad feeling.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DAMMIT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
I'm glad we got those insurance runs
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WHY CAN NOTHING EVER BE EASY!?!?!?!??!?!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
NORTON DEMANDS YOU FINISH HIM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So how will Norton
figure into future WINNOW collages?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
IT CAN’T EVER BE FUCKING EASY CAN IT. FUCKCOCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERS
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
ok, i'm going to the kitchen
when i get back i want to see a little dancing dude from the motherfucking peanuts.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
yeah, he needs to throw more pitches
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
STFU
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
No more fooling around!!!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
TWSS
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
just lose
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOl
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
cannot understand
wilson’s talent to make every appearance as suspenseful as humanly possible.
Cain is Able ...
Honestly, 3-2?
With a 4 run lead – why are you throwing walks?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He's overthrowing
just chill Bweez you got this
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
I know what i forgot...
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
BRIAN
DON’T U MAKE ME SICK THOSE LITTLE GIRLS ON YOU!!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Aug 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM GODDAMMIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Optimism
I remember when Robb Nen used to constantly walk the bases loaded en route to his saves.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
<img src=“”http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx276/mccimages/dance/dance.gif"/>"/>
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
thehavenot is standing
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
"Giant Sweep":http://image06.webshots.com/6/3/0/59/92830059pISWLD_fs.jpg
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEP!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
PHEW
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
F I N N I S H H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD! SWEEP!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEEEEEEEEEEP
SWEEP
SWEEP
SWEEP
SWEEP
by do your own stunts on Aug 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
I love it when they can't compete!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy
DANCE! DANCE!! DANCE!!!
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN STEWART
FUCK YES
WILD CARD IS FUCKING TIED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SWEEP!!!!
TIED!!!! HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Crazy Crab!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Posting from the park
FUCK YEAH
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
TEAM AMERICA!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP BITCHES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SWEEP!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
(Filling in for Lars)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
LARS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
SWEEP!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Break out the brooms and sweep those Rocks out the door!
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
And now for the sexy, sexy porn
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
UNF UNF UNF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Someone post this on Purple Row
To make up for when RockiesMagicNumber threw the 14th inning graph at us.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
THE MOST SATISFYING MOTHER FUCKING WIN OF THE YEAR
fuck the rockies
FUCK THE FUCKING ROCKIES
AND FUCK PURPLE ROW TOO MOTHERFUCKERS
I BET YOU’RE SWEARING NOW, DINGLEBERRIES!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I seriously can't believe it
I wanted to watch the whole thing but didn’t want another ER incident. So happy about the outcome.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
This was not a good game for managing stress levels, you made the right choice.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Good thing we didn’t concede the season!
by scotterduder on Aug 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
The word 'fuck' appears once on the current Purple Row gameday thread
I would tell you how many times it shows up here, but I can’t count that high.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
screw them fuckers
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 30, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you fucking shitting me?
Well, fuck me running.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 30, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
2009 NL Wild Card Standings
1. San Francisco 72-59
1. Colorado 72-59
3. Atlanta 68-61
3. Florida 69-62
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I counted the fucks up to this point
not including the one in the title of this comment, it was at 108.
Appropriate, non?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Although a lot were in Karlifornia’s sig.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice finish.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
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