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Nate and Rowand talking in the dugout, “Man, I swing at that pitch at my eyes, and I don’t get anything good out of it, I don’t get it.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunston: “But at least you’re not cheating the game. That’s probably the best pitch you’ll see, so keep swinging at it.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s what it looked like they were saying!

by Chub Feeney on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wut?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW SIGHTING

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION TIME!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly its more like Mexico won the LLWS..Chula Vista

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY TOOK ER JOBS!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDDY!

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THING FRED DIDN’T START

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Consider the Giants clobbered.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis is clearly the problem

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, a double for Fred!

I’m so glad he didn’t start this game.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on fred kill his pitch count then hit a dinger!

by waffles on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

nice swing, Fred

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Hitler doubles.

by sprdelfin on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No guys on base, so of course not!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDEMPTION 2009

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH I’D LIKE TO SEE HIM DO THAT WITH A RUNNER ON SECOND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The Problem got a hit. YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO PROBLEM

(clap clap clap clap clap)

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this nickname

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE AMIRITE?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We owe them a devastating loss

by snafu on Aug 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

several actually

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow defending Bochy having Fred sit this game:

“well, defense wins games too”

I never thought I’d have to tell Snow to shut up. He seems to do that on his own, frequently and in the middle of sentences.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1

Velez will not get on base.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BURN

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you?

Waffles?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

please walk Velez

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

EEEEEYYYYY

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/DUNSTON GRITS HIS TEETH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

nice AB, FBAL!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD A WALK

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THE FORBIDDEN RESULT

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Walked on Ball 5, but still bueno

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hammel is tired!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

get this inning to Pablo

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like to see Fred get one more AB this inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

only one?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least one more

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he can be unclutch?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it gets to Ishikawa I will be beyond happy

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normally I’m excited about a runner on first, but this is just setting up the GIDP for Rent

by snafu on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK!

I believe I read about these one time. How does it work? The other pitcher throws a bunch of pitches and then you get to walk to first base for free?

by sprdelfin on Aug 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

no Hinshaw plz

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

+ a lot

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheating the game!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HammeLOL

Less than 50 pitches for a starter in the 6th, and they have someone up?

by NHL84 on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HE’S GETTING TIRED OK

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m back from changing my daughter’s diaper.

Wait, we have baserunners!?

KEEP POOPIN, LITTLE GIRL!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria bails out from pitches on the outside corner

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MAILMAN 2

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be devastated by a Renteria strike out here

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DP set up nicely for Rent

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

TP

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Toaster!

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Always works

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG – it does!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

everytime

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not have Rent bunt??

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That is why, I guess.

by sprdelfin on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and that’s why Bochy is a strategical genius and I’m in my mom’s basement eating Ramen

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENTERIA!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!!

RBI!!!!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RENT NOT WORTHLESS

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT MONEY

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

hokysmksbw wuz right!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKYSMOK WAS RITE!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YES RENT

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKYSMOKES WAS RIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOO!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT MONEY BIATCH

by snafu on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SO CLOSE

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH RICHIE IS PUMPED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR EDGAR EDGAR

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s a bit silly to take Hammel out here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk pablo pinch hit Garko

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate's up first

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate is going to hit a sac fly

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn — why couldn’t that have been 2 feet higher?

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“Matt Cain ends up going longer in the game than Hanmel.”

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not expect that after the first inning.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is really funny

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL taking Hammel out.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Cain went deeper than Hammel in this game.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Tracy infected by Clint Hurdleitis.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz vs. Morales.

/swings at inside slider in dirt

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Go against your instincts, you motherfuckers!

Get Cainy a win here!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god he’s going to pinch hit Winn for Nate isn’t he

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Aurilia’s not available!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T SAY THAT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENNNN-GIIIIEEEE!!!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The run expectancy matrix expects this game to be tied.

by bondo on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggernate time!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WE'RE IN THIS THING?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NO, HAMMEL…RENTERIA IS YOUR FATHER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

muhahahahahahahaaha

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/awaits Hokysmok’s ‘wcw’-style “I Told You So” type of comment in the Post Game Thread.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Front Office:

You don’t need to work counts to knock out a pitcher!

by snafu on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate

Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate Nate

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit

why couldnt Molina pinch hit before I did this

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Molina…?

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

worked last time…

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t like.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL?

Schierholtz out, Bengie Molina in?

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF???????????

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie is clutch

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play time.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Or triple play, slow as Molina is bound to be right now.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

With no runner on first, that would be glacial.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe in Bengie!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

if anyone could do it,…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol at Hammel, scared of the Giants

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Im actually ok with Bengie pinch hit here

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree – but if there was a runner on 1st I’d be irate right now

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol standing O for Molina

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

does he know

that he doesnt have to hit a home run?

by IandI on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUHHHHH????

Please work (again)….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

MelonHead — lightening only strikes once in the same spot!

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn will come in to right field

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bunch of swings at balls in the dirt, then K.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

When I was a kid

I thought the phrase “swinging for the downs” referred to Kelly Downs.

I also thought Will Call was a reference to Will Clark.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont like this move

but I didnt like it last time either

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

you DO know who we're talking about here

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still trying to figure what the hell he said.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

panda is a panda slam!!

Words to %$#ing LIVE BY!

What’s so hard to understand about that?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GET A WALK

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only it were that easy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Waffles!

keep predicting fail for the Giants and being wrong!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

swinging for the Downs? Eunice Shriver would be appalled

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not think that this move is a good one.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina strikes out then they will walk Panda

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

and face TI?

okay

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wanted to swing at that pitch so badly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He swung at all the pitches badly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck off Bengie.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that worked out well.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FUCKING FAIL

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s cool. weaken the OF defense for a strikeout.

by FPTV on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oh

man

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah we’re not going to score again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval IBB, GIshikawaDP.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee, I didn’t see that coming.

Actually, I guess I didn’t, since I predicted a triple play!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

O lord

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Knew it

Panda to first, Garko for Ishi.

by NHL84 on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This one time, Bengie took a walk.

by bondo on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

and FAIL

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

so panda walk, ishi double play?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

panda walk

Garko slam

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take one of those, please.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugghh…now we get to see ISH with bases loaded

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT IDEA

PLEASE FIRE HIM

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wut?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tracy sez: OK

wait, really?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now

can Molina play right???

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM shocked theyre pitching to pablo

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

My dislike of this move was justified.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

those guys are actually juggalos

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

creepy..

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh I don’t have a good feeling

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he going to strike out too?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you make this bigger? There’s a small space left on my screen.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not mine ...

Covers entire screen top to bottom.

by Shoeless on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize it was so big, sorry. :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELIEVE IN PABLO

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

he wanted to swing at that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T SWING

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Morales is probably going to make him chase a bad pitch.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s funny that when Pablo lays off a ball that the catcher has to lunge for I think “good take, panda!”

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/pacing

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m gonna have a heart attack omg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This won’t be in the strike zone

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DRAMA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I smell ball in the dirt

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Panda!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!

bad call

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a fucking ball

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING BULLSHIT

THAT WAS LOW AND INSIDE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BLUE

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not expect that...

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bull fucking shit.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OH DAMN IT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOW AND INSIDE

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GameDay says that was a foot inside.

by bondo on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING SHIT. WTF UMPIRES.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump is easily fooled by the glove.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Torrealba’s glove was never anywhere near the strike zone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Gark’d!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 3 run homer king is headed to the bench

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have some of what you are having

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about an argument big head, you certainly don’t get paid to manage.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t argue balls and strikes

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would really hurt us for him to be ejected, too!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t stopped him before.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part

You know Shawon’ll be chewing Sandoval out in the dugout.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullshit

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

well, it looked like a strike to me

by justhangin on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Purple Row says it was a ball

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy

Shierholtz is hitting over .400 against lefties. He also is one of the best situational hitters on the team. So he pinch hits. Unfucking real. Unfucking real. May I say it one more time – UNFUCKING REAL

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Gameday says that that was way inside.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Morales' picture

makes him look like a James Bond bad guy

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If Garkos homers

hes worth Barnes

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If we can just get screwed by the 2nd- and 3rd-base umps, we’ll have collected the complete set!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

man=me

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats the same pitch

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd with no out. Only Giants hitters know how to get out of that jam unscathed.

by bondo on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Same pitch – this time a ball.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

that pitch was in the exact same spot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, that looked like a strike to me.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HArd to tell by the angle

by ACgiant97 on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking hell

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WHAT THE EFF

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck I hate this team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

did he stop halfway up the line?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that is just a fucking joke

Just because the ball hits the catcher in the mitt, doesn’t mean it was a strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

look how thin pablo is there!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats unhealthy

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Slowly hit. . .

. . . the story of this anemic offense.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

UMPS GO TO HELL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MelonHead over-manages that inning and now has no options left for later in the game

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko catches in the 11th!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HORRIBLE TERRIBLE DEPLORABLE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wow garko sucks give us back that one prospect garko sucks he sucks is he any good? NO HE JUST SUCKS OK!!!

by waffles on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

comment of the century

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I count 5 different clauses before we get a punctuation mark.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that ump

those were some good takes from panda…

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd no out

no runs score.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 San Francisco Giants!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually not entirely the Giants fault for a change. Almost refreshing in a weird way.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have been screwed by BS ump calls countless times this season, but their hitters have been so bad at situational hitting that the ump calls have been magnified in their importance.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I can’t blame them for Pablo’s AB but Garko and Molina both had terrible at bats.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sadly agree. At least if Panda had walked we would have had one more chance at a hit.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is a fucking moron

Used 4 out of 5 bench players because apparently lefties can’t hit lefties…lest we not forget that Nate is hitting 400 vs lefties. Fucking dumbass.

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, pinch hitting for Nate was fucking stupid, I don’t care what Bengie did the other night.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why no part of me believes we’ll be in the playoffs.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Stick this on Bochy

Molina was the key to the whole fucking inning. Why do you pull Nate. He hits lefties better than righties for chirssakes. And he makes fucking contact. he rolls a ball to second and they score na have the tying run on third. Plus you save Molina. What the fuck was Bochy thinking. Fuck.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing trade deadline work sabean..you get one guy that barely plays cuz he hurts and another that barely plays and can’t get hits off lefties which is his only fucking value

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What was that inning all about?

by dogdays on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

okay, nine runs coming

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

3 PH? Was any of the PH really an upgrade?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurt Molina over Schierholtz, not even close

Garko over TI? no

Fred over Cain? probably

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK!

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw, great. As if this game wasn’t over already.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO AGAIN......

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

wheels have fallen off

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sick of these fucking bunt hits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt hits

Its called good fucking baseball. The Giants Could learn a thing or two from it.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look, it only took one pitch for Garko to be part of a defensive miscue!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TI makes that play

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Garked again!

That inning pretty much sums up the Giants season. How many times have they stranded a runner on third with no outs?

by Chub Feeney on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DUHHHH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi, people from Purple Row!

Yes, we’re freaking out and cursing.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEAR WORDS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is it with teams in purple, horrible fans always.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, as a Kings fan, am insulted.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is the NBA with those attendance numbers.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Sacramento fans shattered the consecutive-sellouts record during some abysmally bad basketball. Arco was universally agreed to be the toughest arena to visit for most of the late 90s – early 00s.

If people don’t care to pay extortionist prices- to owners that want to move to Vegas- so they can watch MORE bad basketball, I can hardly blame them.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I don’t even know if you’re a Sac Kings fan or an LA Kings fan, I’m still sorry.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s spictastic.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So let5 me understand this

the biggest game of the year and he’s putting in Hinshaw? Is he drunk?

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, that’s a very possible explanation.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you been watching?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who even cares, that terrible call on Sandoval was the game.

by sprdelfin on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk " with the day off tomorrow both managers can manage like this is a playoff game"

Que shot of Hinshaw starting to warm up in Giants bullpen….

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

que?

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue you

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

queue.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checking in

Lefties can’t hit lefties, right?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

But righties are great against them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah right

Nate is only hitting .410 against lefties.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I guess he didn’t put Winn in after all.

VELEZ IN RIGHT FIELD, OH JOY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The way Romo and Afeldt have pitched recently, it may be a smart move.

by Chub Feeney on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, who spiked the syrup?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinsshaw

i can’t fucking believe it.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh jesus

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

so… who’s left on the bench?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

great managing

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need guys who where straight billed hats

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where? Where’s my iron?!

/Irons bill of hat with Randy Messenger and George Sherrill.

by bondo on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he even on the team yesterday?

by bondo on Aug 30, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

…in 5.1 innings.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

5.1 innings too many.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not really sure I can disagree.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy

needs a bench coach that can run the game. He obviously does a good job with the players. But his moves are incomprehensible half the time.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

tooooo close

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Listening to the last Giants half inning, it occurred to me

Jim Tracy: I believe in fundamentals

Bruce Bochy: I believe in magic

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was almost epic fail.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Now to be known as Giants fail

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, ok.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how different this series would be if the Rockies didn’t have apparently have the worst baserunners in baseball.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko!

with the dive

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko you moron.

NEVER dive during a rundown, I don’t care if you think you’ve got him nailed.

by NHL84 on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko you moron

Damn right – he got lucky

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Hinshaw special.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Walk Hinshaw…never seen that be4

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GarkSLOW

cant believe he was a high school quarterback.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BLUBT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

hey look, Helton is killing us.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that a boy hinshaw

Bochy what the FUCK wher you thinking.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I really cannot wait until Helton retires…also FUCK YOU HINSHAW

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK TODD HELTON

and Bruce Bochy

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck anyone with a goatee.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere Rich Aurilia has a lone tear running down his cheek

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right to his nose, nose throws it to other cheek, double play.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

More superb roster management from Sabean..

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

IS IT TOO EARLY TO START DRINKING?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

no.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been drinking since the second inning, and it is not helping at all.

by sprdelfin on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone tell me why we had Alex Hinshaw in the game in a high leverage inning?

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LET THE YOUNG GUYS PLAY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw..

Huh Im done? cool

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

QUICK, TRADE HIM

ERA now under 8…

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Front runners.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yah cuz Toddfather is much worse than the The Gark Knight or Gark Wing Duck

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we sent down Martinez for this weekend so Hinshaw could come into a crucial moment of the last game of the series and take a giant dump on this game.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

seriuosly WTF

Hinshaw is worthless untill he can throw strikes

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is that he’s basically worthless…

by dogdays on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I know that they will bring Bochy back next year, but forchristsakes he sucks so badly.

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Meet the new Hinshaw

Same as the old Hinshaw

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is so Giants though, to fail so epically in the bottom of the last inning and then to put the game completely out of reach right afterward.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yet, we still continue to watch.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, first fucking pitch.

this sucks to watch.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess at this point we’re just trying to pick fights?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could take em

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEHdders

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Zito shut these gys down last night?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not Hinshaw.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is looking that way with the upcoming away games. I doubt that they come home from the road trip within 4 games of the Rox.

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this game.

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw

Not his fault. he never should have been out there in this game – unless its 11-0 one way or the other.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulowitzky

I’d pay him 100,000,000 to play SS here. The guy is unrea.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK IS AFFELDT!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING MEHDDERS AND HINSHAW WHEN WE HAVE A DAY OFF TOMROW AND WE NEED TO WIN THIS FUCKING GAME

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW THE WALK ENDED UP SCORING WHO COULD SEE THAT COMING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants have taken on their manager's personality

exhibit: their exciting style of play and killer instinct.

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright I’m out..fuck you Umps, Bochy, Sabean, Purple Row lurkers, Ryan Garko, Alex Hinshaw, and Bengie Molina

by DFAAurillia on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a hell of a double play

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang this sucks my heart hurtz i haz a big sad

by waffles on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome turn by Uribe

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT DOUBLE PLAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Donkey Punch!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GAAAAAAAAWWWD BLESSSSSSAAAAMMMEEERRRIIICAAAA

THIS GAME REALLY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Much like that song.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're the dog that jumped out, right?

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The offense is the dog that jumps out, taking out the brown pitching dog

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no clue, I just posted this to try and cheer myself up.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

how would this cheer you up?!

by dogdays on Aug 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dog didn’t get hurt, so I’m allowed to find this funny.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we sure about this? The only reassurance I can find is that the car’s moving slow enough that a running dog can match pace.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the dog hit the ground rolling, it’s fine.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess….

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

we are the driver of the car that just had his dog jump out of a moving vehicle

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're the other dog.

The dog that jumps is our playoff hopes.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool, a ballistic canine

by justhangin on Aug 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shakira singing “God Bless America”?

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by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, really. The hip shaking is really disrespectful to the vets.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo going to cycle again?

FOCK

by bondo on Aug 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBETICS REJOICE!

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by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where?

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by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now let's score some runs

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by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe it’s the name of an old wooden ship, used in the Civil War era

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy lost this game

that and the fact that the Giants have no plate discipline. 42 pitches in 5 innings. Meanwhile Cain has to keep going out after throwing a lot of pitches. That takes a toll.

As for Bochy – he has some splaining to do. I hope in the post game newser someone has the balls to ask him why he pinch hit for a guy hitting .410 versus lefties who makes contact in a situation that called just for that. Particularly when you know Ishi is going to be pinch hit for.

I’m fuming and have been as soon as I saw Molina at the plate for Nate. That was the ballgame.

Then Hinshaw. Unreal.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

but bengie homered the other night, obviously it was going to happe nagain.

also lefties can’t hit lefties

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could hit it for ishi

that is where he should have been saved for.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just hate how they always look like world beaters in the first two games and then shit the bed in the last one.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

“shit the bed” is one of my favorite phrases. I usually use it for pitchers though

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know why I’m still watching this game?

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

as usual, HE WAS HOT THE LAST WEEK OR SO IN AAA.

it’s the reason we called up downs, rohlinger, velez, etc etc etc

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t we call up somebody good?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how 10 or 15 good games in a row at Fresno is grounds for a callup to the parent club. It’s maddening.

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by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but then 10 or 15 bad games in the majors is grounds for a permanent benching (if you’re not an established veteran)

at least they’re consistent!

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

LET US CALL UP PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN SUCKING IN AAA

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it would work better than the current methodology

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s really nobody else to call up.

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by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

waldis

or Joey

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you watched Joey?

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by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

better than Hinshaw

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not by much though.

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by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one watched Joey.

As spinoffs go, it wasn’t exactly Frasier.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re quite a storyteller, JT.

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

uh…. thanks

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by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, that’s a start.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea

ok

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

good ab Uribe…wow he has really been a good addition

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by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

A WALK

OMG I don’t believe it. A walk!!!

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, good.

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

close

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, ring him up Ump

You know you want to!

3 foot wide strike zone.

by NHL84 on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Scott!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that’s Morale’s 2nd walk

OH WAIT NO

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by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Scott. =D

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

walks and knocks!
walks and knocks!

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by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

omg

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Now wouldn't it be nice

it have Molina? Whiteside has been terrific. But I don’t like him up here.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

we can’t pinch hit for Whiteside, I don’t think. Unless Molina can play defense now.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

then we wouldnt hav e a ctacher

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

An Eli Whiteside 3-run bomb here and I’m gonna ask Mr. Greyfro to marry me.

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by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Regardless, his hair is still awesome.

by sprdelfin on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

cmon Eli

pllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeease!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Whiteside,

DO SOMETHING AWESOME!

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by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey look guys, 2 on, no out. Let’s see how the Giants fuck this one up

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 30, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol pitcher on deck.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

against LHP wiht RISP

PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING AMIRITE

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Lewis

against a lefty. Not good.

by lexluth7 on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wait I forgot about that

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he does

…/shudders

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dislike this ump. Alot.

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

and inconsistent

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i think #2 to whiteside and the sandoval ones were the correct call

by justhangin on Aug 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can go away now.

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one that Kd Panda looking? The one that is off the plate in the gamecast?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY D. WILLIAMS

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Or rather “RALLY DEE WILLIAMS”

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Lando Calrizzi

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT talking about Jacks

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Williams?

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea. Saying that Posey will not come up, but a “great defensive prospect in AA might (Jacks)” might

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, at least he didn’t GIDP

that was a ball though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

If he had the same AB in the 3rd inning we would have been raving about his ability to take pitches

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by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

URGH

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

who's playing?

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it matter at this point?

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get a hit, Problem.

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by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies announcers are talking about Bochy’s early pinch-hitting and general game mismanagement

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate it when they’re right.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIME FOR MR CLUTCH TO DO……..something.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME FOR THE COMPLETION OF FREDEMPTION

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Fredemption.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The universe hates Freddy waaaaay too much to let him get a hit here.

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by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO "THE PROBLEM"

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that these pitchers are doing this on purpose.

Its too easy to just set the Giants down one, two, three…so they spot them two base runners to start the inning for a greater challenge.

by Chub Feeney on Aug 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Its like they are working on imaginary scenarios to sharpen them up for the playoffs.

by Chub Feeney on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere, there are people who are viewing that swing as proof that Lewis should be DFA'd

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by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh, 2 strike count on Lewis.

That was also a ball, I think.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH HBP!

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by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis does seem to look different against left-handers.

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by cheno on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

this is one of the better ABs I’ve seen him have off a LHP in awhile.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please no more swings at balls Fred

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED LEWIS IS THE PROBLEM

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED "THE PROBLEM" LEWIS

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YES!! HBP!!!!

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by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! PERFECT

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that works.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fredemption taking one for the team

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Painful break!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

take one for the team

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OH

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take that

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by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it

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by j14 on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED LEWIS IS CLUTCH

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch right off the shoulder blade

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST AB OF THE GAME!!!

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

cheating the game, he should have swung at that.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon Dunston's newest idea

Strapping a bat to the player’s backs.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred failed to get a hit, DFA him now!

by Snof on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go FBAL!

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED IS SELFISH, HE SHOULD'VE MADE CONTACT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON ZORAK PLEASE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

(She's lying, but please homer anyway)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLASSIC RALLY IBN

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

are we gonna bean someone before this series ends?

by justhangin on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

no

don’t give them free baserunners, are you kidding?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ‘bout ringing the catcher’s bell? Well done, FBAL.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh – or hitting him in the arm. Good enough.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!

this is actually awesome lol, i was totally expecting K/DP

by i wish we were good on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i wish Velez had let that hit him.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wear it, Velez

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol. Kuip is telling Velez to “be selective”

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It keeps working

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BLUE

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by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I really, really, really, really hate this umpire.

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS SO FAR OUTSIDE

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ok maybe it was closer than that

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close or not

Calling that pitch plus the BS inside pitches is ridiculous

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck this ump

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

not a strike

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this ump

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

no fucking way, ump

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh…that was low & outside

by justhangin on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh bloody murder

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by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Attaboy Velez. didn’t leave it up to the pitcher.

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU VELEZ

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis is _A_ Problem,

…but the Giants have 99 Problems. That pitch hit one.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fug

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic Giants Offense

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s all up to Edgar

I hope hokysmokes was right

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I have mixed feelings

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knew that was coming

all this dude has is fucking fastballs

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was unfortunate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

somebody give me the MLB game cast on that pitchout strike

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

damn damn damn

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, fuck this ump

Should have been 2-1, not 1-2, huge difference.

by NHL84 on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

UNBELIEVABLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s all up to Renteria….sigh

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you take Morales out, he’s dealing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really; we just fucking suck

He only had his fastball working and his command wasn’t great either

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria fucking sucks too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently all the pitchers have to stop at 50 pitches.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team has so many ways to rip your heart out, stomp on it, and then spit on it.

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT HERGES PLEASE

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Colonel Renteria. You can totally rake this pussy pitcher.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Last two innings: Giants 0 for 5 with RISP, including 4 Ks.

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the worst umpiring I have seen in at least a week and a half.

by sprdelfin on Aug 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

your screen name makes me think of Jerry Spradlin

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

please do something good Edgar.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he can’t hit into a DP.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS - NORTON COMMANDS YOU TO SCORE THOSE RUNS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The emperor?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

get. on. base.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

belly-lard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

so?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

An entire organization for just one player?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!!!!!!!!!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG
OMFG
OMFG
OMFG
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE EDGAR RENTERIA SO FUCKING MUCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE EDGAR RENTERIA

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOT DAMN

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT MOTHERFUCKER

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOOOOOOLLLLEEEEEEEE SSSSHHHHHHIIIIITTTT!!!!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING YES

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HO LY SHIT

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKYSMOKES WAS FUCKING RIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKYSMOKES FOR MOD 2009!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERDS!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEP!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That A-HOLE Hokysmok was indeed right

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

71-59 - Giants Series Record: 23-13-5, 17-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE GRAND SALAMI PLEASE!!!

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I will never ever say a bad word about Renteria (at least not for a few weeks)

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Next-week

is a Renteria-criticism free week

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. But I’ll certainly give him the afternoon.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLED HIS HR AND RBI TOTALS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

by i wish we were good on Aug 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

never complainign about rent again

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD ALMIGHTY. THE MOST UNLIKELY THING JUST HAPPENED

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I seem to have something in my eyes….

by Merope on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Biggest home run of the year. Right there,

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR MOTHERFUCKING RENTERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

\o/

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I am in love with you, Edgar.

You dress me up, I’m your puppet
You buy me things, I love it
You bring me food, I need it
You give me love, I feed it

And look at the two of us in sympathy
With everything we see
I never want anything, it’s easy
You buy whatever I need

But look at my hopes, look at my dreams
The currency we’ve spent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ROBERT RANDOLPH IS PLAYING THE SONG THRILL OF IT

AND I CAN HEAR IT FROM MY HOUSE AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT JUST HAPPENED BUT COOL

by i wish we were good on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/30/1008241/open-hokysmokes-was-right-thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THE EMPEROR IS PLEASED!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD RENTERIA!!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

nicely done

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no

which one is which!?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nm

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 30, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

did not see that coming

I guess it was clobberin’ time. New Nickname for ’gar. The Thing.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I have tears in my eyes. Thank you Edgar!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Aug 30, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo splash hit?!

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If only it was the ninth inning instead of the 7th.

by nofreetime on Aug 30, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG. Is that this 2nd of the year?

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 30, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sick. I was at that game.

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So THAT’s what a come-from-behind grand slam feels like.

by Chimneyfish on Aug 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ump is horrendous. Third time I’ve felt the need to say this.

by TGOH on Aug 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet there’s some incentive laden (OMG HIT 2 GRAND SLAMS AND GET 10 YEAR EXTENSION) clause in Renteria’s contract and we’re actually fucked

by i wish we were good on Aug 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Now let’s not screw up that miracle.

by Chimneyfish on Aug 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY STEAL

"If you want to walk, watch a mailman."--Shawon Dunston
"If you want to bunt, bake a cake."--Bruce Bochy

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

(psst – new thread)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/30/1008241/open-hokysmokes-was-right-thread

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 30, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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