GameThread III
by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 6:30 PM PDT
in Overflow GameThreads
Email
Print
817 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
it’s a way of compensating for poor vocabulary
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 3, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
TAP! TAP PLASTICS!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
This is the same bible used at Slow White Abraham Lincoln's inauguration
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
I’m waaay overdue for a comment dogpile.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
The drop off from Kruk/Kuip/Miller/Flemming
to Bip and JT is like the drop from Pujols to Ishikawa.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Looks like their child would be Bengie Molina
Re: proposal couple
insurance
that’s the money you could be saving with garko
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop Thread
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
not one I get wheel out that often either
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
blatent self promotion, natto?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Houston != the Bay
I always root extra hard against Houston teams, as Houston seems to be SF’s cultural, political, climatological, good vs. evil nemesis. Down with Houston!
first post by the way. you guys are harshly hilarious.
I'm up... everyone move in!
GARKOBP!!!!!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
/goes to one knee
/into stagnant pool of mosquito breeding water
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
/makes eye contact with Al Davis
/face melts
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 3, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
the Cleveland fans said that was his best skill.
being fat and slow has it’s advantages.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I’ve never seen a player try to avoid a pitch quite like that before
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
My name is Bip Roberts. My parents gave me that name.
It is spelled B-I-P. Thats B-I-P. I am a male. My mother gave birth to me. My father is my other parent. I was conceived when my father made love to my mother. They do that by…
no doubt
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 3, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ Scott you suck!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
RENT MONEY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
I would like to see the mythicall Rally gAr please?
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
LOLee
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
CarLOLs LOLee
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
PITCHES OUT OF THE STRIKE ZONE
DON’T SWING AT THEM!
GARKO/PUDGE collision coulda been epic
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do we not have Carlos Lee again?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
F2#$@#$@#$$@$@#$$
wheels….man run sum freakin sprints FATTTTTTIEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ
COSTIN US RUNS BIG TIME
How did Garko make it all the way to third on that?
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 3, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Carlos Lee is the two word argument for Fred Lewis’s defensive averageness in LF.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Heating up what?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
did someone put him in the microwave?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I read your name as GRM. had to do a double-take
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 3, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I DONT WANT ANYONE TO TELL ME
BASEBALL PLAYERS ARE ATHLETES LIKE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND BASKETBALL PLAYERS….U WOULD NEVER MAKE IT WITH WHEELS LIKE THAT….EWWWWW
Pitching to CAINER LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Time for Cainer Dinger
I can haz Grand Slamz?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
TIME FOR A CAINSLAM
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Suicide squeeze!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Garko breaks pudge’s knees with the collision
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
oof
should have swung
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That wasn't a strike!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
don’t understand that at all
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
you and Bip
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
MATTY!!!!!!!
wtf
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
has bochy ever squeezed?
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Too much cheese
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
why the hell is Bochy making Cain bunt?
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Bochy is not smart
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
crap, now the strikeout at a flailing breaking ball
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
What are teh odds of him hitting this out of the infield here?
… Hey it worked before.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
That was to be expected.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
WTF?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Just getting home
This is a rerun, right? I feel like I’ve een this game about 20 times before.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
wtf
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Fist Pump? Really?
Scoreboard douchebag!
it has nothing to do with his pitch count. thats just the sort of situation where you bring in someone to get a base hit
Also, free hint
Eugenio Velez is not a good baseball player.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
But he went 99 for 100 with dingerz and ribbies
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
can I buy a vowel?
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
2 at bats wtih bases loaded = 0 swings
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Velez swung on 1-0
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 3, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what I get for listening to Miller say Velez never took the bat off his shoulders
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? That was frigging awful
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This team has no fucking clue what the strikezone is
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Carney's genius
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Time for Hampton to take one in the earhole
Act like you’ve been there before MIRITE?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Gameday indicates that it was really inside
What did it look like on TV?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
please....
send the wAAAAAAAAmbulance to my house…
i need more than 1 watching this pathetic display
Don’t worry. That won’t burn the Giants later in the game. =/
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
87 MPH
FUCKKKKSHKL:HKL:S
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Who is that picture of?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
not classy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell are you doing Winn?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Leadoff triples are bad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Is he doing woodworking out there?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 3, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Classic Big Head. Placeing Victory back into the jaws of defeat.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Melonhead prefers gritty guys who know how to win
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Shut up Bip
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That throw needed more Nate cannon.
Bowkermania is back again, brother...for real this time.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Cain is getting Cain’d
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Winn's route-taking there
was practically Alex Sanchezian….
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
THIS IS CAINS LUCKY NUMBER THRITEEN WIN!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
we’re getting out of this inning without allowing a run. i feel it.
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 3, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
it was the jack
what can i say
how good is the giants' starting rotation? our rotation is so good, our 5th starters throw no-hitters. uh.
by Golden Gate Review on Aug 3, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Speeds is annoying when the other team has it.
Also, I think people might overestimate Cain’s hitting ability.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
MOTHER FUCKER
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
