Open GameThread, 8/3
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 3, 2009 4:00 PM PDT
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This turned out to be prescient, at least based on the first inning.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Mike Hampton: 7 IP, 6 H (all singles), 2 ER, 0 BB, 5 K
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
you're a bad person
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
is the pink hair wearing a tight shirt? his skin looks weird
by californianotter on Aug 3, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Future Giants starter Aaron Harang is starting against the Cubs right now.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
And he walks the leadoff guy to start the game!
GIANTS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
From 2006-2008 Bengie Molina hit best in the 7th hole. Look it up.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Link Fail
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/splits?playerId=3865
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
This reminds me of a joke
After losing game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, Chris Osgood was so distressed that he ran out into the middle of the street in an apparent suicide attempt. A semi truck came roaring down the road, bearing down on him- and went straight through his five-hole.
(That means between his legs for those who don’t follow hockey).
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
CHRIS OSBAD, AMIRITE?
And GIS for five-hole:
That picture makes me laugh every time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
you guys are gonna have to keep me entertained for the next couple weeks, i had surgery today and wont be able to walk for a while. im counting on your guys’ great sense of humor!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
/will be here all week
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 3, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, the Giants haven’t been able to walk for a long time and they seem to be doing ok.
-get well soon-
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Strikethrough fail
heh, not sure why the ‘get well soon’ was crossed out. Hope you feel better
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
thanks guys! hopefully a giants sweep accompanies it
by aaroncallagher on Aug 3, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLineup
E Velez LF
F Sanchez 2B
P Sandoval 3B
B Molina C
R Garko 1B
A Rowand CF
E Renteria SS
R Winn RF
M Cain P
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
Needs more Scott at leadoff
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
I'd rather see Cain bat 7th.
I’m not even kidding at this point.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Aug 3, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I think there’s a better chance Cain goes yard tonight than Molina.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
KEEP THE OPPONENTS FROM SCORING MORE RUNS THAN WE DO!
The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.
Create an oral vacuum upon my genitals, Dodgers catcher!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Does pit play was every day now just cause nobody cares about either of them?
With malice towards the Dodgers
He needs to show Darren how to ruin the arms of young stud pitchers
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Hampton has a 24.75 ERA in the first inning. Until today.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
and righties
amirite
we are best against pitchers who throw with their dong
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Dick "Penis Arm" Johnson
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
AstrLOLs lineup
M. Bourn cf
K. Matsui 2b
H. Pence rf
C. Lee lf
M. Tejada ss
G. Blum 1b
I. Rodriguez c
J. Keppinger 3b
M. Hampton p
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
man that looks so much better than ours. Real Cleanup hitter, speed at the top, guy that can hit cleanup for us at the 9 spot.
may i point out
Kaz Matsui, Geoff Blum and Jeff Keppinger will be attempting to bat against Matt Cain tonight.
Lulz will be achieved
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
This is the featured forum quote on mlb.com right now
“Dream rotation? 1999-2000 Pedro, July 23 Mark Buehrle, July 10 Jonathan Sanchez, myself in five years.”
It’s like he provided a terrible, vague answer to his own question.
Even the stuff I write makes more sense than that.
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Not Bengie
He’s out
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
because you're being mean to that dog?
or because you’re Asian?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
looks shopped
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
it's legit
get in the van, dude has candy
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
lol @ random house readers circle
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
only slightly less authoritative than the Oprah Book Club seal
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Go Team!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
BIP!
/brainsplode
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
BIP ROBERTS IS DOING COLOR COMMENTARY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
he looks like Rickey Henderson
tbh, that would be an improvement
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
what's w/ the shirts?
are Kuip and Bip on the same bowling team?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
NOT BIP!
The last time he filled in for Krukow(2 years ago in St Louis before the all star break), he was HORRIBLE. Kuip had to do a lot of the color commentary himself.
after listening to JT yesterday, Bip will sound like friggin’ Jon Miller
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Joey Martinez is en route to Houston Y/Y?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Y
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Do Want
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Looking at the Fresno roster
David Mixon and Daniel Turpen move up from SJ. Mixon gets the start tonight.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH JOEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He was hit in the forehead by his callup papers.
Too soon?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
OT: Food talk
Okay McC gourmands, gimme some ideas on what to do with a rotisserie chicken for dinner tonight.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
TACOS!!!!!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
I bought a bunch of scallops today. WHO KNOWS HOW I WILL RUIN THEM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Shred. Cook bucatini pasta. steam brocoli. grate Pecorino Romano. mix together. open chilled Pinot Grigio. enjoy
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Shredded chicken tacos?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't strike out, Eugenio.
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
LOL ZORAK
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LOL MRF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He didn't even have to move
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
way to test Tejada’s range…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Panda!!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
HEY PANDA
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PANDA
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
a hit!
Now we get a FC grounder, Sandoval out at 2nd
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Bengie appears to be moving in water
might be the humidity
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
dude’s a Rican, he’s probably used to humidity, no?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Either...
The Giants wear their ipod headphones while Lansford is instructing, OR when he speaks, he sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher.
It HAS to be one or the other.
…maybe both.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
MONEY RALLEY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
E
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY MONEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was wrong!
Big Money STOP!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
i wish astros fans talked as much ish as phillies fans…
posts like this: http://www.philaphans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1811512&postcount=7
were so bittersweet after the series was over
There’s one guy whistling there, makes the Juice Box sound like no one is there.
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Juiced Box?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa.
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They have Tejada after all
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I was thinking dirty.
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ridin dirty?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
GARK ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
So when he hits a homer
Is he Gonnie Garko?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
FAT BOYS!!
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Ground Attack!!!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Garko!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
GARKO!!!!!!!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
GARK CITY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZ.EXE
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
nice
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARK
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Noah's Gark
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WIPEOUT!
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love it
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
disorderlies
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
teehee
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Keep it going Peck.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
-or-
Frodo vs. Bilbo
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Runs?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SCOTT SUCKS
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I SHOOOWWW YOU EVEREYYYTHANG
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The XL Trio!
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
TWS asked
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Thin men can't hit
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Rent is also due
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
2 days late!!! It’s the 3rd already!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
for an error
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
2 OUT RALLYZ?!?!!!!!!1!!1
I’ve never heard of this. Must be a foreign language?
and Tejada ties a major league record
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
that’s probably all he’ll get
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
GAH
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RENT FAIL
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
FAILERIA
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
e6
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Fuck you Renteria.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Edgar
2/3 of shortstops don’t even have to make that sort of play.
that better be an error
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
On the bright side, he got to it.
He dropped it because he was so surprised.
ugly finder
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
It's...how do you say....
lack of range
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
rhetorical question ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
/Frandsen would have made that play.
//not really
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
GIDP, please
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
don t pay the Rent
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
GRUMBLE
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yeah
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Damn blackout restrictions...
Gotta find a proxy for MLB.TV, any suggestions?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I can’t wait for this.
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Buster Posey ain't nothing to F with
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I love when Kuip says “Lift and separate.”
It makes me think of boobies =)
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
me too
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
boobies!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Pence does what major league hitter should do
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Bip: “You gotta give him credit for making that turnaround”
DFSFKFJSAKJEWjrwrlwrkwerj
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
work in progress
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew!!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
ASTLOLS!!
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he will, just so he can slam into the flagpole with his face
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
why not?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol wut
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
looks a little like Corky from Life Goes On
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NO
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TWSS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain
picks up his teammates
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
That Burger King commercial also airs in Russia, except the guy says “A baked potato? Are in Turkmenistan?”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
we are california!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
your bill is in the mail
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
uh
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured out why we started winning. No more Carrie Fischer ads. Now just get rid of the Maria Shriver ones and we might be on to something big.
GIVE HER A BREAK, HER UNCLES WERE MURDERED
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and her other uncle does murders
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, that was manslaughter AT BEST.
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I guess, he was drunk
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Winn is in the 8 spot because...
he’s like 2 for his past 25
RALLY GAR ATTACKIN
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renteria beat something out :O
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
we should probably hit it to someone other than Tejada
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Did Bip Roberts
just say that having Randy Winn bat 8th makes for a very strong lineup? Is this guy on some awesome drug that makes the Giants lineup look very strong? Can I get some?
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
More Bip
“Randy Winn swinging the bat well from both sides of the plate.”
Kuip gently reminds him of the .179 average from the right.
pop goes the Winnsel
I loves consistency
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
Cain = awesome
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
I blame it on Gene Glenn
Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
PLUS HE MADE THE MARIA SHRIVER COMMERCIAL APPEAR SOONER THAN IT OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
D U M B
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK RENTERIA
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
PFFFT!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Pool: how many times will Bip say "great"?
I’ll take the over, regardless
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
no fruitcup for ER
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking flannery
He was out by a mile.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
TWSS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
know your personnel
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a bad throw and he was still out by a mile
Shitty call by Flannery.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Bengie, hook it up bro
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If Flannery sent him, then not Edgar's fault
At least not completely…
Dammit Rent & Bip
Why does Renteria h8 Cain? Also I heard bip say that 1-0 is the perfect hitters count. WTF
Grab Some Pine Meat!
by Gobroks on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Flannery’s fault.
Oh, wait…I forgot, he’s the best 3rd base coach in the game.
Renteria fail AND Flem fail.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Flem?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What did Flem do?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember, Winn bats 8th now.
We have a decent #2 hitter
I don't have radio or TV due to work and blackout restrictions respectively
So tell me on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being Reuben Rivera, how stupid was that baserunning.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
out by 8 feet
mol
f**k, man, there's a beverage here!
by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
11
considering a 4 yr old would have known not to send him with pence’s arm, faileria’s speed, sanchez on deck
Uh I doubt that is likely.
Have you seen Reuben Rivera? Let me find you a link.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94rkwdTvQ&feature=related
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Miller's call is flawless
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Renteria did not look like he was hustling there
That or he is really slow.
and after he hesitated, the mission should have been aborted
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
on the bright side
we are shelling Hampton.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
shelling = 1 run
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
All singles
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Mine or yours?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL MIGGY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD, GUY WHO IS YEARS OLDER THAN HE ORIGINALLY CLAIMED!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t understand why these guys don’t have to give back salary once their true age is revealed.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
No way he could outrun that little baseball?
Bip makes my brain hurt.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
What's wrong with Geoff?
He’s a Blum!
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
YYYYEAH TWIST OF CAIN
STFD
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD, BUM
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Global warming.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
try Cialis
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAAA
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD PUDGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD, YVONNE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
holy crap
bip roberts is doing the TV feed?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Terrible.
Fear the Fin: Where... IMA TAKING UR BLOGZ FRUM U!!
by Matthew_Taylor on Aug 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
well? really?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Better than J.T., but who isn’t.
Fear the Fin: Where... IMA TAKING UR BLOGZ FRUM U!!
by Matthew_Taylor on Aug 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Twice in 2 games, huh?
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by Matthew_Taylor on Aug 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I love when I get home from work
and they have the lead. No one bitchin about the Sanchez trade anymore I see…
by crazedcrustacean on Aug 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Weird play
But I’m happy
Grab Some Pine Meat!
by Gobroks on Aug 3, 2009 5:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Sorry, I like this panda better.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Aug 3, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WooHoo
Our clean up hitter getting an RBI
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by Gobroks on Aug 3, 2009 5:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wait a minute
First Molina gets an RBI then a giant draws a walk?!? What’s going on here?
Grab Some Pine Meat!
by Gobroks on Aug 3, 2009 5:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
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