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San Francisco Giants at Houston Astros, Aug 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Matt Cain 12-2 21 21 3 0 0 0 140.0 110 35 33 12 54 112 2.12 1.17


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Mike Hampton 6-8 18 18 0 0 0 0 99.0 109 63 59 11 42 65 5.36 1.53

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Current Series

3 game series vs Astros @ Minute Maid Park

San Francisco Giants
@ Houston Astros

Monday, Aug 3, 2009, 5:05 PM PDT
Minute Maid Park

Matt Cain vs Mike Hampton

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 90.

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Seems like

…a ground attack kind of day.

by Kestrel76 on Aug 3, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll have the ground attack, medium rare please.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 3, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This turned out to be prescient, at least based on the first inning.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Portrait Left: "Canadian Hero" Matt Cain Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Hampton: 7 IP, 6 H (all singles), 2 ER, 0 BB, 5 K

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 3, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you're a bad person

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 3, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also 2 for 2 with a 3 run homer.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is the pink hair wearing a tight shirt? his skin looks weird

by californianotter on Aug 3, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think he’s wearing a shirt.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Future Giants starter Aaron Harang is starting against the Cubs right now.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Look, I’m fat! Hire me, Sabean!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he walks the leadoff guy to start the game!

GIANTS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From 2006-2008 Bengie Molina hit best in the 7th hole. Look it up.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Link Fail

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/splits?playerId=3865

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This reminds me of a joke

After losing game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, Chris Osgood was so distressed that he ran out into the middle of the street in an apparent suicide attempt. A semi truck came roaring down the road, bearing down on him- and went straight through his five-hole.

(That means between his legs for those who don’t follow hockey).

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHRIS OSBAD, AMIRITE?

And GIS for five-hole:

That picture makes me laugh every time.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 3, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you guys are gonna have to keep me entertained for the next couple weeks, i had surgery today and wont be able to walk for a while. im counting on your guys’ great sense of humor!

by aaroncallagher on Aug 3, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Poultry in motion.

/will be here all week

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 3, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…the late show gets a little blue.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry, the Giants haven’t been able to walk for a long time and they seem to be doing ok.
-get well soon-

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strikethrough fail

heh, not sure why the ‘get well soon’ was crossed out. Hope you feel better

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

something tells me you are in the right place

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 3, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks guys! hopefully a giants sweep accompanies it

by aaroncallagher on Aug 3, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

couldn’t have been abdominal surgery if you want to laugh

by FreshStart on Aug 3, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes We Cain

Let’s play HR derby!

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 3, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 3, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLineup

E Velez LF
F Sanchez 2B
P Sandoval 3B
B Molina C
R Garko 1B
A Rowand CF
E Renteria SS
R Winn RF
M Cain P

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They should’ve pulled a LaRussa and put Cain in the 8 hole. Then three leadoff hitters!

by m34josh on Aug 3, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow! Never figured Bochy would put Winn so far down the batting order.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more Scott at leadoff

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point Rowand should be in a position where he can drive in runs rather than setting the table, which was a curious move to begin with.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

I was being sarcastic

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OTOH

leadoff_dingerz.exe

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No!!!!!!!!

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO SIR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather see Cain bat 7th.

I’m not even kidding at this point.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 3, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think there’s a better chance Cain goes yard tonight than Molina.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would say that any night.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

winn against lefties is laughable

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KEEP THE OPPONENTS FROM SCORING MORE RUNS THAN WE DO!

The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.

Create an oral vacuum upon my genitals, Dodgers catcher!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I APPROVE OF THIS STRATEGY

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems like every day pirates are playing the nationals. Its nice they have them play eachother every day so nobody else has to watch them anymore

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 3, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah! OK, now I get it.

I agree!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty still brings Darren in the clubhouse with him. You think he would have learned by now.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He needs to show Darren how to ruin the arms of young stud pitchers

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The d-backs are for real!

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Hampton has a 24.75 ERA in the first inning. Until today.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Perfect through five

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s left-handed and we usually have problems with lefties.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and righties

amirite

we are best against pitchers who throw with their dong

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such as…

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick Pole

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick "Penis Arm" Johnson

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even Bengie knows he shouldn’t be batting cleanup.

by deebrizz on Aug 3, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IAWTC

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AstrLOLs lineup

M. Bourn cf
K. Matsui 2b
H. Pence rf
C. Lee lf
M. Tejada ss
G. Blum 1b
I. Rodriguez c
J. Keppinger 3b
M. Hampton p

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

man that looks so much better than ours. Real Cleanup hitter, speed at the top, guy that can hit cleanup for us at the 9 spot.

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

may i point out

Kaz Matsui, Geoff Blum and Jeff Keppinger will be attempting to bat against Matt Cain tonight.

Lulz will be achieved

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Berkman?

This could be our night!

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pence will destroy us.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blum always kills us.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was creepy.

Adblocked.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 3, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where’s the swastika tattoo??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the featured forum quote on mlb.com right now

“Dream rotation? 1999-2000 Pedro, July 23 Mark Buehrle, July 10 Jonathan Sanchez, myself in five years.”

It’s like he provided a terrible, vague answer to his own question.

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even the stuff I write makes more sense than that.

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I get it, I guess that makes me…

by FreshStart on Aug 3, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretend like I just asked you “What’s your dream rotation?”. Think of all the possible ways to answer that question, and think of how bizarre your thought process would have to be to arrive at that dude’s answer (and then to have someone else agree and throw it on the front page of mlb.com)

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not Bengie

He’s out

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 3, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rooting for the Brewers is encouraged tonight.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there was this one time that I wore a Yankee Uniform……… they were playing against the dodgers.

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because you're being mean to that dog?

or because you’re Asian?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks shopped

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's legit

get in the van, dude has candy

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I can see the pixels.

by Merope on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol @ random house readers circle

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 3, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only slightly less authoritative than the Oprah Book Club seal

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently the Lawrence Welk singers are back, and they’re singing the national anthem in Houston right now.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BIP!

/brainsplode

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BIP ROBERTS IS DOING COLOR COMMENTARY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he looks like Rickey Henderson

tbh, that would be an improvement

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/feels very thankful for Gameday Audio

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Racist

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOO….. BIP ON THE BROADCAST

where is A’s Analyst F.P. Santangelo when you need him?

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Already unsure of how long I can listen to Bip Roberts

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 3, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh thank god I’m stuck at work

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a good night to listen to the radio.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh brother. I’m keeping it on Gameday Audio.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Killer Cain

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gun cane Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God

Bip suuuuuuucks

by kvdp12 on Aug 3, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOT BIP!

The last time he filled in for Krukow(2 years ago in St Louis before the all star break), he was HORRIBLE. Kuip had to do a lot of the color commentary himself.

by superk1ng on Aug 3, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

after listening to JT yesterday, Bip will sound like friggin’ Jon Miller

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 3, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Chronicle Live….they should have flown Papa out to Houston……

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rather listen to Bip.

by kaliber on Aug 3, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they should have flown Papa out to Houston INTO THE SUN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want to see sanchez and garko step up on the road

by justhangin on Aug 3, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I refuse to listen to Bip

So tonight is a Jon Miller/Dave Flemming radio night.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does he pitch on Wednesday?

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joey Martinez is en route to Houston Y/Y?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Y

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do Want

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking at the Fresno roster

David Mixon and Daniel Turpen move up from SJ. Mixon gets the start tonight.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he goes on Wed?

by justhangin on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet. Go Joe!

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH JOEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there any way they wont show the comebacker?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 3, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was hit in the forehead by his callup papers.

Too soon?

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FoJM

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the year of the weird schedule…random road trips…dodgers and a’s during the week.

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Food talk

Okay McC gourmands, gimme some ideas on what to do with a rotisserie chicken for dinner tonight.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eat it.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn. stole my line.

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, smarty-pants.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TACOS!!!!!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bought a bunch of scallops today. WHO KNOWS HOW I WILL RUIN THEM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only the Shadow knows.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shred. Cook bucatini pasta. steam brocoli. grate Pecorino Romano. mix together. open chilled Pinot Grigio. enjoy

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds good. I’ll do that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shredded chicken tacos?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like that he took a slider down and in. even though he swung at the first one.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don't strike out, Eugenio.

Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.

by monta101 on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you've done it again

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL ZORAK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop hitting it to Tejada.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL MRF

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Astros pitcher baffles Giants hitters

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He didn't even have to move

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Giants will make Hampton look like a Cy Young pitcher.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its funny to see a shortstop with a legitimate arm.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

way to test Tejada’s range…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Panda!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Panda!!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY PANDA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a hit!

Now we get a FC grounder, Sandoval out at 2nd

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

giants = live and die by the first pitch.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller: “sandoval, first ball swinging….”

You don’t say!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But here comes Benige. Ugh

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cleanup is the new pitchers spot

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie appears to be moving in water

might be the humidity

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dude’s a Rican, he’s probably used to humidity, no?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH MONEY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Either...

The Giants wear their ipod headphones while Lansford is instructing, OR when he speaks, he sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher.

It HAS to be one or the other.

…maybe both.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

money?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn that LF wall looks close

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY MONEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was wrong!

Big Money STOP!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie! lets go garko

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wish astros fans talked as much ish as phillies fans…

posts like this: http://www.philaphans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1811512&postcount=7
were so bittersweet after the series was over

by monta ellis on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Giants need you to do something Garko.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There’s one guy whistling there, makes the Juice Box sound like no one is there.

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Juiced Box?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have Tejada after all

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I was thinking dirty.

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ridin dirty?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this ballpark is stupid

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GARK ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So when he hits a homer

Is he Gonnie Garko?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this.

by kimmyg on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAT BOYS!!

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Garkomania!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ground Attack!!!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank You, Garko

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Garko!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GARKO!!!!!!!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GARKO!

Singles going steady!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RUNZ.EXE

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by monta101 on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GARKO!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ground Attack!

FTW

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Garko = RBI Machine!

by scotterduder on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GARKOHOLICS REJOICE!

by deuce deuce on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice 2 out rally

by justhangin on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARK

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Noah's Gark

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GARKO GROUND ATTACK

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Garkomatic!

by out machine on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hampton still needs to give up another run if he wants to keep is 1st inning ERA on pace

by m34josh on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The large boys come through for the Giants

by nofreetime on Aug 3, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WIPEOUT!

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

love it

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

disorderlies

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bases: clogged.

by out machine on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

teehee

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by GiantBrass on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs to make a “The Gark Knight” poster

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

y so oleaginous?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep it going Peck.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

-or-

Frodo vs. Bilbo

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Runs?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 3, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowands!!!!!

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOTT SUCKS

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I SHOOOWWW YOU EVEREYYYTHANG

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With arms wide open!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just terrible

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I am glad I do not know who this is.

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aww Rowand

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The XL Trio!

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by GiantBrass on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott, my man. Let’s talk.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

six ground balls?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWS asked

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thin men can't hit

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by GiantBrass on Aug 3, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tell that to velez

by californianotter on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only XL men?

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rent is also due

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 days late!!! It’s the 3rd already!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for an error

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So the entire linup is either shaped like a pregnant woman or is due like one.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 OUT RALLYZ?!?!!!!!!1!!1

I’ve never heard of this. Must be a foreign language?

by GrooveGiant on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and Tejada ties a major league record

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god…has Bip been in the booth before?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like a virgin!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade for Hampton! .300 hitter!

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice lil rib for BIG GARKO. Thats all Cain will need

by Montana_Rob on Aug 3, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s probably all he’ll get

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAH

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rent!!!!!

Also Miller is going off on Bourne’s last name.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so much fail

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Molina cant throw Bourn out.

Whiteside on the other hand…

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAILERIA

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by monta101 on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

faileria sounds like something i have after bad Chinese food.

by Montana_Rob on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

e6

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RENTERFAILIA

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD JOB EDGAR

by kimmyg on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god damnit edgar

by aaroncallagher on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Renteria.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so sick....

of watching rentawreck

by Timmy Cain on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bourn will score

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Bourn supremacy

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Edgar

2/3 of shortstops don’t even have to make that sort of play.

by NHL84 on Aug 3, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that better be an error

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugly finder

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just give him the base.. fuck it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's...how do you say....

lack of range

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rhetorical question ?

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by nvsfg on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Frandsen would have made that play.
//not really

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by nvsfg on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, Cain pitches better with men on base

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That should be an error to Rent.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GIDP, please

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GRUMBLE

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mehmeh damn molina mehmeh

by Montana_Rob on Aug 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steal by Bourn. Big surprise.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Cain out of the stretch for the first time”

What, Kuip? You mean Cain didn’t face the leadoff hitter from the stretch?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey hey PANDA

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Toldja

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good.

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Panda

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Honto ni.

by Lipssan1 on Aug 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone gets it!

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Took me a second; it’s been awhile.

by Lipssan1 on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn blackout restrictions...

Gotta find a proxy for MLB.TV, any suggestions?

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by GiantBrass on Aug 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there’s a link on atdhe.net

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t wait for this.

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by monta101 on Aug 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Every Giants fan can’t wait for that.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’ll kill Tulane when he gets called up.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buster Posey ain't nothing to F with

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love when Kuip says “Lift and separate.”

It makes me think of boobies =)

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everything makes you think of boobies.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nods nods

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

boobies!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bip: “You gotta give him credit for making that turnaround”

DFSFKFJSAKJEWjrwrlwrkwerj

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

work in progress

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow scott

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whew!!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

phew

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

kuip.. lol

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE IN PHILLY OMG!!!111oneone WERTHWERTH

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i luv

deep centerfields

by Timmy Cain on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ASTLOLS!!

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I wanted to see Scotty run up the hill

by nofreetime on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he will, just so he can slam into the flagpole with his face

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you allowed to climb the flagpole to make a catch?

by nofreetime on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, no biggie, dude.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That a boy, Cain.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shoulda run up the hill first Peck.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Hampton RC Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol wut

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a cool card

Tim Lincecum will win 1 Cy Young, and 11 Tim Lincecums. He's already got his one.

by icantdrive55 on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Ricky the Dragon Steamboat there.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With a touch of Eric Bischoff.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with a dash of Henry Rollins

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks a little like Corky from Life Goes On

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, bigger than I anticipated!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain

picks up his teammates

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That Burger King commercial also airs in Russia, except the guy says “A baked potato? Are in Turkmenistan?”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and I fail

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are california!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your bill is in the mail

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Killer Cain

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I figured out why we started winning. No more Carrie Fischer ads. Now just get rid of the Maria Shriver ones and we might be on to something big.

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve never seen any of the Shriver ads and am thankful for it.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is a zombie

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Kennedy Curse?

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIVE HER A BREAK, HER UNCLES WERE MURDERED

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and her other uncle does murders

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, that was manslaughter AT BEST.

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess, he was drunk

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hampton sucks

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Infield single for RENT?!?!?!?!

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RENT: due.
paid.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY GAR ATTACKIN

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

renteria beat something out :O

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait what?

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 ground balls, 4 hits.

LOL BABIP

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He is in the announcing booth.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7 ground balls

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Rent didn’t beat that one out, my TV was gonna be in trouble

by nofreetime on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we should probably hit it to someone other than Tejada

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish they have a Eugenio Velez to hit to =/

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Bip Roberts

just say that having Randy Winn bat 8th makes for a very strong lineup? Is this guy on some awesome drug that makes the Giants lineup look very strong? Can I get some?

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by ORthey on Aug 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More Bip

“Randy Winn swinging the bat well from both sides of the plate.”

Kuip gently reminds him of the .179 average from the right.

by furikawari on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he didn’t say he was hitting well from both sides of the plate…he said he was swinging the bat well, nothing was said about contact.

by Merope on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Winn hitting 8th?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Winn growing a Hulk Hogan style of mustache?

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pop goes the Winnsel

I loves consistency

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FU Matsui

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

different spot in the lineup

same batting result … popup

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we broke our ground ball streak.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/shrug

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather have Matt swing away

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, 2nd base isn’t scoring position for Rent

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn’t want to hog all the glory.

by scotterduder on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain = awesome

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain rules

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That “kids free” sign kinda creeps me out.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let Cain swing away!

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAILERIA

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speed and defense!

by scotterduder on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am not sure that is Renteria’s fault…..

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m following on radio, so I don’t have the chance to look at the big picture. Hence, I’m blaming Renteria for it.

by Natto on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame it on Gene Glenn

Do not meddle in the affairs of GM's, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PLUS HE MADE THE MARIA SHRIVER COMMERCIAL APPEAR SOONER THAN IT OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D U M B

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit that was stupid

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RENTERFALIA

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omfg Renteria that was terrible

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

more rent fail

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK RENTERIA

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Renteria:

slowed up? or just slow?

by yogidogi on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupid wasted out

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol flannery

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn’t Pence have a pretty good arm, too?

by scotterduder on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PFFFT!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pool: how many times will Bip say "great"?

I’ll take the over, regardless

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ground Attack Fail

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jon: ‘Not even close’ :(

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking flannery

He was out by a mile.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking hesitated

man I hate renteria

by kvdp12 on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a 3rd base coach error

by justhangin on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope, I like being aggressive with 2 outs, make them make the play

by nofreetime on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

know your personnel

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a bad throw and he was still out by a mile

Shitty call by Flannery.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ID RATHER RENT.....

a cabana in puerto rico

by Timmy Cain on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie, hook it up bro

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that play is so full of fail. everyone gets the blame.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only way he was gonna be safe was if Pence fired the ball into the 10th row of seats on the first base sideline

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Rent & Bip

Why does Renteria h8 Cain? Also I heard bip say that 1-0 is the perfect hitters count. WTF

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Aug 3, 2009 5:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Flannery’s fault.

Oh, wait…I forgot, he’s the best 3rd base coach in the game.

Renteria fail AND Flem fail.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What did Flem do?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember, Winn bats 8th now.

We have a decent #2 hitter

by NHL84 on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flannery is way too aggressive imo

by aaroncallagher on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that's on flannery

shoulda held him knowing pence’s arm. and the fact that f. sanch was coming up

by yogidogi on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

L’Ectric Shave!

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't have radio or TV due to work and blackout restrictions respectively

So tell me on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being Reuben Rivera, how stupid was that baserunning.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The ball was on it’s way home at around the same time Rent touched 3rd base

by snafu on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think rent went to third thinking there was no way he would be sent home.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

out by 8 feet

mol

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

11

considering a 4 yr old would have known not to send him with pence’s arm, faileria’s speed, sanchez on deck

by sfoakbay on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh I doubt that is likely.

Have you seen Reuben Rivera? Let me find you a link.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ94rkwdTvQ&feature=related

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller's call is flawless

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

both

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, Rent heistated

Didn’t expect to be sent

by NHL84 on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m gonna go old and busted.

by scotterduder on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and after he hesitated, the mission should have been aborted

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the bright side

we are shelling Hampton.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shelling = 1 run

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 hits

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All singles

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your not alone…………….

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine or yours?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nite

has GIANT fail written all over it…….

by Timmy Cain on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, we’ve got Cain going and Hampton seems hittable.

by scotterduder on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, the “Cain Zone”
Equal promotional love.

by Merope on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL MIGGY

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by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand why these guys don’t have to give back salary once their true age is revealed.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know how baseball contracts are written, but that could easily be a misrepresentation that voids a contract.

by furikawari on Aug 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way he could outrun that little baseball?

Bip makes my brain hurt.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by ORthey on Aug 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

six hits in two innings = one run

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crap.. lol. ok 5

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Velez’ clutch two out RISP hit will be unfortunately forgotten

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fangraphs WPA interestingly assigns the -WPA to Velez.

by furikawari on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WPA is a fun stat, but yeah, a little unfair. Like when Luis Castillo dropped that ball with two outs in the 9th? K-Rod got a -0.9 or something for that.

by scotterduder on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's wrong with Geoff?

He’s a Blum!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YYYYEAH TWIST OF CAIN

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike out the side!

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone know what happened to the stream?

by Bryappie on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Global warming.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drill Baby Drill!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

try Cialis

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bip said lubrication

by kezargiants on Aug 3, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

now bip’s talkin about lubricating gloves

by sfoakbay on Aug 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Bip is doing tv, I am glad to be listening on radio only.

by out machine on Aug 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From everything being posted about Bip, I would be smart to continue to listen to the radio.

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit!! Awesome! Totally forgot about this.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAAA

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD PUDGE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3X STFD

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

3KAIN!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD!

Strikes out the side

by 49er16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Killer Cain

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 3, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Moley!

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 3, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this fred guy

by jctGamer on Aug 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fear the Mole!

Grab Some Pine Meat!

by Gobroks on Aug 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

holy crap

bip roberts is doing the TV feed?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible.

Fear the Fin: Where... IMA TAKING UR BLOGZ FRUM U!!

by That'll Cheech You on Aug 3, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 3, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well? really?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than J.T., but who isn’t.

Fear the Fin: Where... IMA TAKING UR BLOGZ FRUM U!!

by That'll Cheech You on Aug 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. He’s awful…but he’s trying hard, bless him.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 3, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs