Gameday Thread II - fail edition
by Goofus on Aug 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT
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Giants are winning...yay!
Goofus can't remember how to link it to the other overflow threads...boo!
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There’s some trick to linking it to the original, but I didn’t pay attention in class because Natto is the smart kid.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
pick on the Asian kid...
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BOOOOO!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Zito going one more?
Shouldn’t we let him go out on a high note?
MCPENISBUTTER
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Uhhh
Anyone here?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Whoops, auto-refresh laggg
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
WTF people are yelling outside the building for no goddamn reason. Just yelling to make noise.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Humans are dumb for the most part
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
+109
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
plus it's college so I bet they're intoxicated
But still, I want people to shut the fuck up. I put in several hours of rehearsal today and I’m tired.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm blaming this thread if anything bad happens.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
wow
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what to think of this photo.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLVELEZ
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
WTG Niners
Nate Davis! The Dyslexic Dynamo!
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I'm sure it was discussed earlier
…but why isn’t Winn in CF?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Or Rowand?
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
hopefully being punished for sucking so bad lately
by BittyBee Loche on Aug 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand was sore from the beaning last night
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Hey, just like I said! Zito had a chance tonight to get his ERA under 4.00 for what seems like the 1st time in Giants uni, and he did just that!!!
Keep up the good work Zeets!
Cy Lincecain FTW
8 more pitches...please
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
He’s at 102 pitches. Why not?
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this Zito.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
FINNISH HYMENS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What a pitch!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Zito has definitely earned a year’s worth of that contract with the way he’s pitched this last half of the season
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
just one start inflated his ERA
right before the ASB too
Yeah, that whole thing where the Giants have scored 0 runs in 9 games for him (out of 27? starts) doesn’t help him.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
well he’s made up for 2007 for sure
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Sit the fuck down Tulo!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
WEEEEEEEE!
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
FUCK YEAH
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!
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Damn, 105 pitches...So close
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
4 pitches in the niinth?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Melon of Troy cracks me up every time.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
HIP HIP HURRAY!!
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shit
What happened? Did the key pop off or did the mechanism thingy break?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
the key came off, but it looks like the hook park that holds it on broke
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
My Z key came off, due to this place! I had to superglue the little rubber thingy back onto the spot, then superglue the key onto the rubber thingy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Grant is somewhat liable for this. Make him pay up
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I shall file suit
Asking for $3.49 for the Superglue, and $15 million in damages including and not limited to psychological distress and pain and suffering.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean the team that scores more runs than their opponents will win games?
I’m skeptical of this.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Might work for Cain too
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No secret really
He’s practically unbeatable if you score four runs for him
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
/points to sky
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Oh christ Herges.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
I’m always surprised to see he’s still pitching.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Can you imagine some team making Herges their closer!
Wouldn’t that be hilarious!
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Heading into the season you would have thought that the third most effective pitcher was going to be Randy Johnson.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No one in the pen, looks like Zeets is goin for the CG. When was the last time he had a complete game anyway??
Cy Lincecain FTW
Noticed a tumbleweed roll by when I posted this in the first thread...
So I hope you can forgive a repost.
is he flipping America off?
Is this AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
TMI
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
JT SNOW:
“He’s right-handed, meaning he has the glove on the uh…left hand”
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
We got a triple. A dinger is pushing it.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Herges’ wifes least favorite sentence: “Honey, let’s sit down and watch my highlight tapes”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Least sexy come-on ever
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside's swing was practically Bernard's esque
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
17 innings
of scoreless baseball for the purple, nice to see them when they don’t get to hit at home
I would keep the bullpen going
when Zito collapses, he collapses big
WE LOVE ZITO
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Kuip: “Zito will come out”
PFLAG approved
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Bleh
I wanted to see a Herpes outbreak break down
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Zito has a better K/9 than Matt Cain
I really don’t know what to think when I see that
I think that's becaue Matt Cain sucks
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
CANE 4 FELDER
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
third starter etc.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
wait, seriously?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Cain's K/9
Is under 7.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
How many pitches does Zito have now?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
110
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
HYMNS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ZITO - EXPERT AT PFPs
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Reminds me of little league lol.
There is the ground ball yell: “DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG-DIG!!!”
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU HAWPE
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking shit.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Well, the shutout was nice while it lasted
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
poop
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
/stands for Zito
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Ah geez....
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
/stands for Zito
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
joins
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the ERA still below 4.00?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
3.94
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/loud applause for Barry
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Barry Zito's biggest game in his Giants career, and he kicked ass.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
for some reason I said "Sergio Lesbian" as soon as I heard it was Romo.
I blame this word.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
what is his post-ASB ERA?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Cautiously?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
BARRY! BARRY! BARRY!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
HYMNS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
About a month
He has one, Uribe had one (like Mr. T) and J Sanchez has one. Sanchez’s is still kinda sad looking, all short and dumb.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Zito has given up one earned run in three outings vs. CO. Barry Zito: Rock Crusher
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
CRUSH THE CASTLE ROCK
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Would like to point out...
Zito’s 2009 ERA still stands at 3.88.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He totally deserved it.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
/ the daveinexile is standing
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
I guess that $175,000,000 doesn't hurt as much now...
…right?
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Oops, my bad.
Because your total is chump change in today’s game.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
was there some +49 million clause for when he became serviceable?
by i wish we were good on Aug 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
2nd game of the year
IM GOING
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
FINNISH HYMNS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BARRY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
As bad as Randy Winn has been this year with the bat, I think he’s in line for a Gold Glove
Cy Lincecain FTW
Looked like Stewart broke his ankle on that swing.
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
LAAAMMMEEE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
at least a grand slame
could only tie it, AMIRITE??
by i wish we were good on Aug 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
SHHHHHHHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
As much as everyone is getting on you...
…I agree with you, as Dusty Baker would say about slam range.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
STFU
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions