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This would be cooler if the score was reversed.

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This team doesn’t deserve a new thread.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut was that

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CORNDOG XANAX PIZZA!!

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BEER

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what kind are you drinking?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the giants

so of course im already drinking bourbon

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha silly me to think you were drinking beer

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was referring to the beer nerd conversation xanthan and I were having in the old thread

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you drink any Troegs beer? I find they make really good stuff. Brewery in PA.

by xanthan on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly SF is lacking in a bunch of the best east coast stuff, so i have not… what are some of their highlights

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s their BA page:

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/694

I like their Double Bock (Troegenator) and the Mad Elf is an interesting Christmas brew. Their Nugget Nectar is amazing.

by xanthan on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

big Xmas beer fan… do you guys get Anchor’s xmas/happy new year brew out there?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! The dark stuff, right? I had some of it last season. Pretty good.

by xanthan on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, they make a new version every year… It ages well, I get a few magnums every year and have verticals of the vintages

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, see I missed most of the first thread while I was actually out buying beer

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by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue laughter

I’m in SLO, so naturally a 30 pack of Natty

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doin it right

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least get some SLO brewing… does that place still exist?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does, but I didn’t have time for that. Buddy just came into the house I’m at with a handle of Popov. This game might be getting more enjoyable soon.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

have fun, but try to drink better booze… I’m guessing you’re a college student, so it makes sense

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I graduated from college back in 07 and usually drink better alcohol, but when I go back to SLO I gotta do what the Romans do

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh totes, then. ENJOY

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

im about to crack a sierra nevada torpedo, and eat some corndogs

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Torpedo, really nice and hoppy.

by xanthan on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and its got a great balance

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want a beer, but I am melting in my apt. A ber probably wouldn’t help too much

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

beer quenches thirst better than water, its a proven fact

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok i lied,

i poured another bourbon

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck less

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that the first time they’ve used those huge blow-up versions of Kruk and Kuip?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yay strikeout

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLina

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

1400 am for giants in slo

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprised Bengie didn’t tackle one and have it for lunch

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the Joey I wanted to see at the beginning of the game.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

knew that was gonna happen.

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by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred..

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

spoiler

fred lewis epic fail

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLEWIS

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANG CLANG CLANG

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLewis

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLewis

That was great! I needed a good laugh.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Disaster

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That would make a funny gif.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll make one at some point if somebody doesn’t before me

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looked like he was scared of something out there, perhaps PS a mouse in there somewhere

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha nice. Won’t personally be able to do it until Sunday at the earliest.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck was that..sliding in no less

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hey…barry bonds could play LF this well

by justhangin on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

plus dingerz!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t stopped laughing at Lewis.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lewis loses a hell of a lot of balls in the lights

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Needz more sunglasses

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needz mor clutch

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just loses balls.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

it was a feeble attempt at sarcasm

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasmed the chasm

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it was sarcasm.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God, that was hit to Winn.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/shriek

/clank

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down jpo..oh

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mid inning thread screwed me up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

good

here comes the heart of our line-up… we’re bound to score! (wait, it’s 2002, right?)

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d be happy with a hit. baby steps.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

there you go

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. now we can get you your runz

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s just what I needed, a Amy G sighting.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet vest and collared shirt though right?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No answer to the poll

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, a hit!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GARRRRR

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

lol what did Fred do?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The usual. Lost a line drive in the lights

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The usual

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I'm curious as well

I stopped watching

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost a ball in the lights.

by xanthan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He Fred’d the the play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing but Fred being Fred.

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does this lineup rank among the absolute worst lineups of all time?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It really is at an all-time level of horrible. And why the fuck is Randy Winn batting third???

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOKYSMOK WAS RITE!!! NERDS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Trashy Classy

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I though Winn was going to take off his helmet and gloves after that pop-up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHOULDERS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn can’t leave soon enough. And hopefully he takes Lewis and Scott with him.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s okay cause now our cleanup hitter is up.

[/sobs]

by zuma420 on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what the ish?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Slider in the dirt!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/swings at slider in the dirt

69-58 - Giants Series Record: 22-13-5, 16-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This team sucks! I’m leaving and going to a bar.

by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

they’ll suck worse at the bar, cause the beer costs more

by zuma420 on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHAWON RAISES HIS ARMS IN TRIUMPH!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDEMPTION!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

“lewis trying to extend this inning and get to juan uribe”… this is what it’s come to.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

giantsoffense.txt right there

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please present the Jazz Hands

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU TAKE THAT ONE OF COURSE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re in this?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher has a large lipper in right now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh.

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Weaksauce strike

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that was awful low

69-58 - Giants Series Record: 22-13-5, 16-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

we could really use a walk and a four run homer

by bondo on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

part 1 down

69-58 - Giants Series Record: 22-13-5, 16-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OPB

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good AB

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, it was from Juan Uribe.

by xanthan on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

He didnt swing

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving up to Greysides

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

nvm

Rownads

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, Scott. Redemption time.

69-58 - Giants Series Record: 22-13-5, 16-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes Rowand. Inning Over

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh noes, is it scott now?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Juiced for...

scott.

Where’s the first pitch groundout going?

by NHL84 on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

somewhere Dunston kills another kitten

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GET B MONEY OUT HERE, MAYBE LIGHTNIN STRIKES TWICE!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Premptive

/facepalm

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That walk was Sabean’s doing!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the gamer roll one over to short

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Preemptive FAIL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey you constipated centerfielder

ITZ TIME TO POOP

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing twice no matter what

by bondo on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

shitty ump strike calls

by justhangin on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Scott

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Good hitters hit that pitch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

oh wait are we talking about the same thing

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

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by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB Rowand

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by j14 on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

POOOOPIN

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol strikezone

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FUCKING SUCK

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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolute trash.

69-58 - Giants Series Record: 22-13-5, 16-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah Scott, you almost always disappoint

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

And … no.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

down around the knees strike 3

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch by pitch recap

FAIL
FAIL
FAIL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell doesn't Rowand get grilled for his absolute suckage?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe's 2nd strike was lower

Good hitters notice and protect there.

by NHL84 on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

i still think it’s bullshit

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

belt is too high and the knees aren’t low enough

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by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we’re not getting another opportunity like that…

69-58 - Giants Series Record: 22-13-5, 16-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

that was one bad take

by justhangin on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike. Still, if Rowand wants to help the team, he should argue and get tossed

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

three pitch strike out GO

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe the ump was flipping off scott.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Just logged in to say “lol Rowand”

The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I just logged on to say...

FUCK ME!!! SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!!!

That’s all…thanks

by HawkInExile on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you wish

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by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand WPA -8128218888181%

by xanthan on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott’s Alma Mater changed their mascot today from this

to this

Needless to say that Scott’s mind is on Tuffy the Titan right now. He should have taken the day off.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a bad move

that elephant would eat that tree

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

but not the mountain of destiny

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Scott Failaton

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to watch a better team

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

good news

we’re playing the diamondbacks

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re watching the diamondbacks…

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooo…. let’s talk about beer some more

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

you know what i had for the first time this year? abita. not bad.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I get back from work and dinner, and I find this abomination of a game. I cannot help but blame someone in this thread.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

or whoever that was. I’m not listening to the game, only barely watching. Who were they supposed to be?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna listen to “Party All the Time.” That’ll pick up my spirits.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

only if you’re doing the drugs eddie was on when he recorded it

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sonofabitch

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Im watching preseaon football instead of this game now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, get Joey the fuck out of there

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta save the pen for the rockies

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm in anticipation

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well fuck.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand = FAIL

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

was the best chance we’re gonna get

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Martinez fucking SUCKS

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye opportunity to close in on Rockies today.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Reynolds has 39 home runs? wtf?

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

39 HRs, 3 trillion K’s

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just leave Joe out there for 7 innings.

This game isn’t savable. Joe for 7, Merkin for 8 and 9.

by NHL84 on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was decided a long time ago that optimism threads = bad news

This team will never win another game this season!!!

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I always give Grant a bad time when he posts the standings in one of his threads. But yeah, I sensed doom all day today.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON YOU SHITSUCKING CREAMPIE BAKING ASSBORN SONS OF A FLATULENT DONKEY AND A MANGY COYOTE"S WHORE

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not enjoying the accounts and descriptions of this baseball game.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Me neither.

/goes back to Pokemon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t understand what ‘Pokeman’ is

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantasy baseball, obviously

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s safe to say that you wont be trying to reproduce them in an unauthorized way, then.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Joe, do better

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At first I thought you meant Fuck, Joe. Do better, but Fuck Joe, do better is more suitable.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many commas in a sentence

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Before we signed him, Rowand’s career high K% had been 20.1%. Last year it was 23.0%. This year it’s 25.5%.

That has to be a good sign, right?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun fact!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as usual… fun facts are never fun.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, we signed him through 2012

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SABES

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Miller, Merkin Valdez and a power sander.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know he’d probably get injured first thing he gets here, right? That’s all we need, another dude on the DL.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be willing to risk it.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s worth the risk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Grant

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s gonna be awesome when MadBum is in our rotation

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, whenever there’s an off day, we should definitely skip the fifth starter.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Should I continue to watch this

or throw the DVD of I Love You Man in the player?

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

saw it in the theaters, but rented it too.

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

porn

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny enough movie. Do it.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched it today. Great movie. Do it.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crush the DVD and put the shards in your mouth then swallow. It will be just as fun as this game.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slap da bass

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the answer, giants

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I should go read.... srsly

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish i could Shift-A the whole game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND I changed the channel.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

nice catch, fans

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re in this thing!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

Keep serving them up, Joey.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

To be expected

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Okaaaaaaay. Good night, all.

69-58 - Giants Series Record: 22-13-5, 16-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yowza

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA it eases the pain

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooooooooooooooo what’s on the DVR ???

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s warm in the bay area…

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is litterally no breeze downtown

it was downright stuffy

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to put on the ceiling fans, too warm

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA

kkkkkkkk im done, time to read

by Unitard on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JOE
LOL GIANTS
LOL ROWAND

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BRB popping vicodin

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh

Playoffs

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Joe....

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

poor joey

going to the gym

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So, there’s pretty much got to be an adequate 5th starter type out there on the waiver wire, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING UP ALDERSON

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think we can come back now

but i’m not really sure.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at Merkin walking in like he owns the place

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He's been here before!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

so does Joe get another start against Philly?

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good. Valdez coming in to throw 95 down the heart of the plate. They will never expect that.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

sad times

crybaby

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over

Night people. Probably

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

bi everybody

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

But I thought Martinez was so much better than Sadowski.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither is ML material

But Joe is slightly closer than the Sadman.

by NHL84 on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably still is, based on minor league careers, but we can’t really afford to put pitchers of either caliber in the rotation at the moment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the AFL will be good for him, but I doubt it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably should have just spent the whole year in AAA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The AFL went bankrupt.

We’d have to send him all the way down to arenafootball2.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright… I guess I can do some work around here now.

screw this game.

by zuma420 on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Saddam?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martinez will do better in his next start. Triple A hitters are easier.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sticking around.

SOMEBODY needs to stay here and protect the thread.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And....

…now we blow out the bullpen…can a brotha geta BORK?

by HawkInExile on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I am sure Merkin will go at least 2 here, regardless of how many he gives up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's fine

Less arms we use the better. Use up Howry too.

by NHL84 on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that still leaves around 3 innings to pitch, howry maybe.

by gswarriors2006 on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

I think I’m just going to keep posting that all game

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS

I don’t think the Giants are going to win this game.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

If Merkin can get a good load of innings, no matter what the result, I’ll be happy with him.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope we get a position player in to pitch

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen would totally do it...

…if he were here.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

That boy that is always throwing rocks through Bochy’s windows?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lost the TV to preseason football.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Both meaningless games

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s scouting for his fantasy foo-ball draft. He won his work league last year, so now the pressure is on!
/rolls eyes

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

POKEMONZ

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

well, at least we can have some fun

i say throw randy or nate in at 3rd, let garko catch, put uribe on the mound

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

position players’ musical chairs! have everyone in different defensive position each inning!

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez to first, Ishikawa to CF, Fred to SS, Rohlinger to pitch.

by NHL84 on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

I’m outta here.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

um, ball?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pitchers first hit of year

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST LULZ

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ha

what a hit

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

so this conversation happened tonight

“hey, we are all going out to some bars in manhattan, you in?”
“nah, i’m gonna stay in and watch my giants sweep the diamondbacks”

maybe i’ll go ahead and grab a beer from the fridge right about now.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

can you catch up to them?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m committed to you guys tonight… we can still score some runs

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me know if it happens, and ill turn this DVD off

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

We’re in this thing! It’s only 8/nil…lol

by HawkInExile on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vida Blue sighting.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

and elimination

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 HANDS

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They eliminated Vida, I’m gonna tell on them.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys don’t stress so much, Bengie is gonna hit a go-ahead 9-run homerun in the bottom of the 8th, so relax.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep telling myself that these pathetic lineups are partly due to the fact that they want B$ & L$ and others all rested up for the Colorado series.

And by telling myself, I mean sitting in a corner, rocking back and forth and muttering “everything’s going to be okay… everything’s going to be okay….everyth….”

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

They might as well suck this game.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, Molina and Sandoval are just too hurt to play today OR tomorrow, and both with be DL’ed, and we’re stuck with an even weaker lineup for the next couple weeks, with no chance to catch the leaders.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t help it. I just tuned back into the game, and it’s a pile of suck.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game, yes… pile of putrid fetid suck. I’m hoping tomorrow is better. I’m going to risk life and limb to find some choco tacos tomorrow for Timmy’s start.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a plan. Wonder if Bonfaire Market will have the choco tacos near my house – they tend to have that kind of stuff.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least then we could blame bad injury luck.

Instead of el malo hit-o.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oseguera 13 K’s 0 walks through 7 scoreless innings at San Jose tonight

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Call him up

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Love You Man is now in the DVD player

let me know if something good happens, and I’ll turn the game back on

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina just hit a 9-run homer to put the giants ahead

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then was thrown out at home, as Petit had left the mound, ran out to left field, hopped the fence, fell back into the field, hopped the fence again, found the hit ball, jumped back into left field, sprained his left ankle, hobbled back into the infield, tripped over the lip of the grass at the infield, sprained his throwing wrist in the fall, then tossed to the catcher covering home.

Bengie was out by at least a yard.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

cmon guys

eight run comeback

you can do it

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this team.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hate, love, whatever

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Brazilian

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Molina can’t go tomorrow, why not call up Buster Posey? In an important series like this, do they really want to continue to play Eli Whiteside?

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by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t do it. -Brian

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s on the 40 man, so there’d have to be a roster move.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, is Bocock still on the 40 man?

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he’s way too valuable to drop.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody wants to drop the ’cock!

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great job, Nate.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in the scrubs.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarah Chalke could outhit this team.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BRAZZ!!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's her birthday!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – they’re already in!!!

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good. Rohlinger.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LINER

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLUCK

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in all the non-scholarship benchwarmers. Bring in Rudy.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

PLAY. CATCH.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA OH THIS GAME IS GOOD FOR THE LULZ

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If Velez is going to play, stop putting him at 2B.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

Uribe doesn’t make that play either.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to the game on radio, so I’m just going by Jon’s descriptions.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Style

Many 2B wouldn’t have gotten to the ball.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t want him playing 2B.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should trade Alderson for a 2B.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! IRL LOL.

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by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heart of the order due up next inning

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by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I know why Moe was always mad…

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Valez – E4

THE PROPHECY FULFILLED!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a brilliant plan

We give up all the runs and hits now so we don’t give them up for the rest of the year. Bochy is a genius.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

oh darn

rowand was taken out. can’t see him pitch i guess

by gswarriors2006 on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MY MILSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEYRE LIKE OMG WOW YOU HAVE ANTS ALL OVER YOUR MILKSHAKE MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT LEAVE IT OUT SO OFTEN

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This just shows the world what our team is like with substandard pitching.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

If you could have strikethroughs in the title, this comment would have had YEAH NO JOEY in the subject line.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha 9-0.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to watch The Office

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh I think I am gonna go read. I will leave the game on begrudgingly.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This is painful. Does Advil work for heartbreak?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think there’s a hotel for that.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they just leave Merkin in for the rest of the game.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, might wanna put Howry in there in case Arizona has some rookies.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

first week back in school

So, uh, what did I miss? Are we in this thing?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

if you think the natianol have a chance at winning the ws then yes, we are still in this game

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reads like you work for that team.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes i am the owners of the nats and since my team sucks im just blogging randomily

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Define what you mean by “thing.”

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

a toilet

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

then the answer to your question is yes… why yes we are!

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Mololina? Are you in? I’M IN!
Scott Rownad? Are you in? I’M IN!
Rent Money? Are you in? I’M IN!
Good, let’s go drink!! Tab is on Zito!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright, i tried my best

but i’m out to meet my friends at a bar… hopefully when i get back i’ll have to mlb.tv the whole game and watch a great comeback

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like something bochy would say.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the game

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE WAS THAT ON MONDAY, HUH?

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

they should play “We’re In This Thing” commercials all night during this game

by mlb22 on Aug 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This game doesn’t deserve another thread.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Most of the peoples left anyway.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it doesn’t deserve this one.

Just put up a thread that says “This site closed due to lack of an actual major league level team.”

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh to hell with the giants, ill see you all tommorow

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we get a do-over?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d settle for a single run against Petit

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that we've given up runs for the week

Do these count towards tomorrow’s game or Saturday’s game?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey, hits. I like those.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Errors too

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa....

2 on…we’re in this thing!

by HawkInExile on Aug 27, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s really not a strike

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s going to eat up the last three innings?

by gswarriors2006 on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon: Everytime a pitcher throws a ball now, my mouth starts to water!

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ok unless garko smashes one im gone

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

bub bye

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we lose the wild card im blaming saebean cause the "were in this thing" was his ideas

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 27, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

you know for a fact it was his idea?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GMs are in charge of advertising?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont know but im so pissed i feel like blaming him

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

POP UPS!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

and fuck you giants

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What is everyone so worried about? It’s only 9-0 guys, we got this.

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

screw it

i’d rather lose 9-0 than 9-8

by gswarriors2006 on Aug 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

i wouldn't be shocked

if that was the final score tonight

by HawkInExile on Aug 27, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously...

…I’m no longer in this thing…

by HawkInExile on Aug 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So the theme song for tonight’s game, as suggested by Mr. Merope:
Don’t stop dry heaving
Give up on the dream
ooh yeah…
At Bochy, we’re screaming

…fortunately he couldn’t think of anything else.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL WE NEED IS A TOUCHDOWN AND A FIELD GOAL AND WE WIN!

We’re in this thing!

by zuma420 on Aug 27, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FTS I’d just like them not to get shutout – by a pitcher who, on his next start will give up 322 runs in the first innings.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve stuck around this long cuz I don’t wanna look like one of those terrible fans. But that George Carlin DVD I borrowed and haven’t watched yet is looking mighty tempting.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

meh i’m doing homework cuz that’s less boring

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohh dam my battery life is low god guess i wont be here long

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Penny

is now on the open market, as comcast “Sportsflash!!” is pointing out.

Uh……

by wedge on Aug 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, Xanthan makes a pretty good case that we should go after him on his blog (if that is Xanthan… I can never remember)

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fanshot

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He puts up some good points. Thanks j.Frank.

But the part about Penny’s curveball getting “absolutely crushed”… that sounds kind of bad.

by wedge on Aug 27, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm

i don’t think howry’s ever gone 3 innings

by gswarriors2006 on Aug 27, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh

Fangraphs is now officially giving us 0% chances of winning.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pregame or now?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m dreading tomorrow’s game.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem talking about f/x now.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he say?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just describing it for the folks at home and mentioning that it shows that Ubaldo Jimenez throws consistently the hardest.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval is awesome, but it would be funny if Lou Seal went and beat the crap out of that panda mascot thing.

by wedge on Aug 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Q: Who will hit #50 in the water?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Hawpe

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think they count only Giants splash hits

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He means that the Rockies will trade Hawpe to the Giants.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they’re going to concede anyday now.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helton.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the way things are looking now, I’ll say Kieschnick…in 3 years

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh mama…
“The Giants are likely to begin their critical three-game series against the Rockies on Friday with their two most productive hitters, third baseman Pablo Sandoval and catcher Bengie Molina, benched by their injuries.”
from Haft

the only thing we are in is trouble!

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY

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"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And deep shit

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

deep shit is DEEP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry guess I should have posted the link, but there was some watery thing in my eyes, and a steam-like substance coming out of my ears.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAFT BAKED IDEAS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can this really be the end?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 27, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! A hit!

I wonder how many runners we’ll have on without scoring THIS time

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

wait never mind nate is up

i have faith in you nate

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I applaud the faithful chanting Let’s Go Giants

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

this

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtp

The crowd is really into it for being down so much

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a hell of a play

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-5 lineout

THat sums up the night

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Dead GDT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG RUNNER ON THIRD WITH LESS THAN TWO OUTS!

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

=FAIL

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sac Fly...

…or perhaps a wild pitch!

by HawkInExile on Aug 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STILL FAIL

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How did you get your quote so high up?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

good question

It just did that when I posted the GIF

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, pitchers don’t throw breaking balls in the minors?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This offense contains 100% pure FAIL!

More fail than any of the leading brands!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fulfill your recommended daily allowance for FAIL

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy past that

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Dog driving car

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go magical 8th inning again

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

kinda ugly dog

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how this whole series should have gone

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

any news on Harden yet?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

According to Bruce Levine of ESPNChicago.com, “An American League source with knowledge of the process indicated the Minnesota Twins may be the team that claimed Harden.”

by DFAAurillia on Aug 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

very precise

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So i guess 9-0 games are not popular with the McCoven

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

im watching the thread, not the game

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

good choice

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching Memento instead

Great movie. Parts of it are almost as freaky as Whiteside trying to hit.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

im watching I Love You Man

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST SCORE ONE LOUSY FREAKING RUN YOU WORTHLESS GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF CRAP SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BASEBALL TIME!

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/swing

/clank

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agrizzle

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry... fixed...

JUST SCORE ONE LOUSY FREAKING RUN YOU WORTHLESS GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF CRAP SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BASEBALL TEAM!!

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should copy that onto my clipboard for future use, I’ve a feeling it might come in handy this weekend……..dammit

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Randy Winn sucks

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mustache fail

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I change the channel to the news real quick and ANOTHER fire started tonight here. If my count is right, there are 4 separate ones going on right now… Also, a building was on fire down the street from my apt tonight when I got home from work…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo So Cal

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU SHITTING ME!

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He could have beat that out

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going well.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

is howry coming back out?

by gswarriors2006 on Aug 27, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope so

dont use Affeldt or Romo or Wilson or….

well

everyone else sucks

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anytime a game is over and only ONE game thread has been filled, you know the Giants have had a bad night

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey!

We have two!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick make more

several!

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but only one has been completed, for lack of a better term. the second is in progress

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the McCoven have had bad nights

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I still watching this?

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What else are you gonna do?

yoga?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This upcoming series should be fun

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a kick to the groin.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

rock, paper, scissors, spock, lizard

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Our offense has overcome defecits like this many times!

In the last several million years

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Whats ammater with Parra!

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He sucks?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

he hits annoying doubles

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats gone in any other park

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damnit Fred Lewis

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

If someone told me before the season began that we would be getting shut down by Yusmeiro Petit in late August, I would assume this team was at least 20 games under .500

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

if someone told me now that this team was 20 games under .500

I would believe them

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get it all out

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Has there been anything good about this game?

One single good thing?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody got hurt.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SILVER LINING!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weather

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a REALLY nice day today

Like, I’m out in the Sunset and DAMN if this wasn’t a nice day.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry shouldn’t be available tomorrow

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At best this shows Bochy that maybe this lineup sucks

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far nob….what Natto said…

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred lewis didnt drop 2 flyballs

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what happens next?

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We lose.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then what?!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here comes the shutout.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS COMMMMMINNNNNNNGGGG!

/runs

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

2

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

zero

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

just because


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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

GG

Cy Lincecain FTW

by ramin on Aug 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I love avoiding the sweep

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

After a loss ya’all could post all the head bashing, bloody computer type gifs.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this one

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA Spanish Imperialism fail

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ah its not working

lame

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was fun!
Who do we write to for the refund now?

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like the Failympics!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good effort all around

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Postgame blather

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/27/1005412/postgame-meh-diamondbacks-clobber

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

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