A Slice of Optimism
The whole "Giants as significant other" analogy has been done. I think I’ve done it a couple of times, usually portraying the organization as an unfaithful spouse asking for another chance. It just fits so well, though. You have an interest, the interest hurts you, you kick the interest out, the interest comes back to beg forgiveness, you think that things will be different, and you let the interest back in. What in the heck kind of metaphor are you supposed to use?
The Giants are like that middle school gym teacher who says he’s going to leave his wife and move into your treehouse: Things get worse, never better, and only in hindsight will you realize just how disturbing things really are.
Stop that. This is a serious post. But after Monday’s debacle – remember that? Here’s a link to Purple Row’s gamethread if you don’t – a lot of us needed a break. Some said they were done with the team for the season; some just needed a couple of games off. It happens.
Everyone remembers the Neifi game, but there was another Colorado game from 1998 that was almost as bad. Fabled turncoat Jeff Reed blooped a single in a 0-0 game to give the Rockies a ninth-inning lead, and the Giants went on to lose their third in a row. The loss put the Giants three games back in the wild card chase.
Three games back. Hmm. That rings a bell….
A lot of folks probably gave up after that game. And there were logically sound in doing so. A three-game deficit with fourteen games left to play is a big deal. Still, the Giants were able to come back. The Cubs started to stink away the season, with Brant Brown taking six years off of Ron Santo’s life, and the Giants won nine of their last eleven, forcing a one-game playoff. The playoff was necessary after the Giants blew a 7-0 lead in the final game of the season, a game that would have allowed them to make the playoffs outright if they had won. Did you know that Neifi Perez also had a two-run triple in that game? Awesome.
Then in the one-game playoff, Mark Gardner served up an 0-2 meatball to a grassy plot of land that contained a decomposing Gary Gaetti, and the rest was soul-jabbing history. The Giants could have – nay, should have – just packed it in after they fell behind three games. But they chose to rise up and poke us in the eye with a flaming hot stick after our smores and our dignity fell into the campfire.
The lesson is obvious. Do you think it’s impossible to be hurt any more than you already have? Do you think Ryan Spilborghs sprinting around the bases, chucking his helmet in a fit of frenzied excitement, is as bad as it gets? Ha. Ha, I say. The Giants are in this thing. They’re just three back of a playoff spot with a month left. They have six games left against the Rockies, and three against the Dodgers. The team has every chance to crawl back into the divisional race, even. There’s a lot of baseball in a month.
All of the naysayers – myself most definitely included – were wrong to think the season was over. Last night’s home run festival was the proof we needed that the Giants will scrap and claw, fighting to make sure our eventual disappointment is even more complete. They’ll go into Petco Park, tied for the wild card lead, and they’ll score -4 runs on -16 hits. Or they’ll go on a six-game winning streak right as the Dodgers lose six, setting up a huge three-game Giants/Dodgers game that will feature six Eugenio Velez errors, five Bengie Molina double plays, four Fred Lewis misplays from the bench, three missed starts from Freddy Sanchez, two blown saves, and a seagull getting struck by a batted ball (a game-tying Giants homer if the path isn’t obstructed, but a ground-rule double as is) as he tries to find a pear tree. The possibilities of pain are endless!
The Giants are in this thing! I BELIEVE! This should be exciting. This isn’t over yet.
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MUST BE FRED LEWIS CUZ NOBODY ELSE DROPS BALLS RIGHT!?!?!??!?!?!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
2003 Gold Glove Winner
/sighs
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Mascots = Cheerleaders
They are there for people who don’t really want to watch the game.
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
If it wasn’t for cheerleaders and gambling, no would ever have seen an NFL game.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
The Giants defy film convention and compose a “Losing Streak Montage.” Song: Bachman Turner Overdrive, “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”
lulz
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Since when is a 2 HR night for the Giants a festival?
Go Giants! You can do this thing.
Signed,
Scout – still secretly hoping the Bums get bounced from the playoffs period.
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Since 2008
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Are their different levels?
3HRs = Carnivale
4HRs = Dockside Rave
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
6 HRs = virgin sacrificed, Cthulhu summoned
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
7 HRs = Mass suicide
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
8 hrs = Universe implodes on itself
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
9 HRs = Imploded universe creates a new, perfect universe
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Coors used to be a joke because of all of the offense. Now it will be cool because it’s the Yankees.
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
It’s not cool.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The interest showed up in lingerie the last two nights. I was helpess
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
The drunken booty calls you couldn’t refuse.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. The Giants still have a good chance of climbing back into this thing to set us all up for another staggering, colossal FAILsplosion.
As I wrote in the top of the first on Monday
Prediction: Pain.
What else could it be? It’s Giants baseball.
Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about this post
Hopeful that I’m going to be even more depressed later?
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
You will therefore be taken to [comcast sportsnet bay area], and cast into the pit of [the giants telecast], the nesting place of the all-powerful [suck]. In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
I have no idea how to react day in and day out anymore to this team. Part of me says we aren’t good enough, part of me tries to believe that we can still do this. Either way, it sure as hell is fun. I think.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Giants metaphor
The Giants are the family cat that has undiagnosed feline leukemia. Sure, sometimes Shadow can make it outside to do his business, but then some mornings you’ll walk into the kitchen and step into a pool of ammonia fluid. He looks helpless. He didn’t mean to do it. You don’t know if this was a one-time deal or if there is something really wrong here. So you wait a couple more days to see if any more symptoms present.
by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I really prefered my bonus money metaphor better. This is pretty depressing.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 27, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
And I did the same thing below. This team has me punch-drunk.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I nominate this for perfect metaphor for the 2009 season.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
it seems to easy for them to fail right now. Certainly they can some much more painful way to fall short in September. Or possibly in October (3 games in PEEETCOOOO).
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
It's my DUTY to point this out
August 25th
10:07: Velez. A moratorium on Velez-related punchlines for, like, six months if he gets this run home.
Which, Dude DID get that run home.
And now, how does Grant thank our hero?
Or they’ll go on a six-game winning streak right as the Dodgers lose six, setting up a huge three-game Giants/Dodgers game that will feature six Eugenio Velez errors….
I demands satisfaction.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
keep up the good work
Pretty soon you’ll be lying for the NYT.
You can’t spell Eugenio Velez without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody call Poseidon's Fist
to smash these factual errors of this information source.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
dude may be a Rockies fan
but “Posedion’s Fist” is a pretty awesome screen name.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
that “like” is very important. A day is like six months, right? At least, from a certain point of view.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Monday sure took 6 months off of my live.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
"A certain point of view?"
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Age. Time. Nothing but numbers.

You can’t measure hotness.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
my new sig!
You can’t spell Eugenio Velez without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AHEM
you must credit the original author!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
ORLY
would that be you or every6th day?
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
(peeing my pants over the sig change)
Beautifully done.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not me
I’m just sayin. YOU didnt come up with it! :P
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't he negate the reprieve
when he strutted around the dugout as if the game was over?
I strutted around the living room
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
I was at Shea when Lastings Milledge hit a game-tying shot in the ninth for his first career HR and high-fived fans on his way out to his position in the 10th.
I personally thought it was hilarious and earned, but the Mets and their fans came down pretty hard on the kid.
Of course the Giants DID win that game in extras, so the Baker-Ortiz Theorem held true.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No no
I’m confident that my letter will have a real effect.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
How often do the baseball gods receive mail?
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
Yipe
Kudos on the gym teacher line. It’s amazing you’re still dealing out the funny this deep in the season.
A three-game deficit with fourteen games left to play is a big deal.
Almost scared me with this after the jump. Are we that close? No, the regular season goes into October this year.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
This post needs more hate/pessimism. The Giants seem to do better when you include those in your posts, Grant.
Grants doesn’t care about the Giants. He is just positioning himself to get a higher pick next year in the SBN Draft
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in a lousy mood and have a headache
So I feel the need to point out what a huge help our deadline acquisitions have been so far.
Freddy Sanchez: .304 / .322 / .375 / 82 OPS+, 2 XBH in 56 AB. Only 13 games played (out of 25 since the trade)
Ryan Garko: .235 / .295 / .358 / 70 OPS+, 5 XBH in 81 AB.
Hooray!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Earlier I had mentioned that Abreu would’ve been a preferable move in the off-season. But I completely forgot about my Adam Dunn fervor. That’s not a hindsight move. He should’ve been at first base, poor defense be damned. He’s a plus offensive player on a team of check marks.
Do you know KITT has overtaken your AVATAR
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I understand, Dunn refused to play at AT&T as it was too much of a pitcher’s park.
However, that could have simply been a rumor.
This makes me feel a little better:
Adam Kennedy in August: .223/.228/.330
Orlando Cabrera in August: .275/.287/.402
Kaz Matsui in August: .176/.202/.271
Were there any other 2b candidates? I forget.
Somewhere in Fresno, Kevin Frandsen frantically waves his arms.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Sanchez still has moar WAR since the trade than Renteria has for the whole year.
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 27, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The moment I begin to believe is the moment the Giants fall apart
I wont give them the satisfaction yet
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
How about a Giants as insignificant other analogy?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
The only good thing about the last two days (other than the wins), is that they show momentum is a load of shit in baseball.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
I know, right?
The debate is finally over.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
"momentum is the next day's starting pitcher"
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
momentum does
seem to work win a team wins an incredible game six… (see ’86 WS) Who knows what would have happened in that 02 series cancelled by rickets.
First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.
by johnniedisaster on Aug 27, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we can all agree that Pie>Cake
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
the best. thread over
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Pumpkin pie> all cake
But in general Cake >pie
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
fuck a pumpkin pie
i don’t want no goddamn VEGETABLES in my motherfuckin PIE
unless it’s rhubarb, of course
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Good thing pumpkin is a fruit, then.
I prefer sweet potato pie to pumpkin, though.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
never had sweet potato pie but it sounds good
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
It’s very similar to pumpkin pie, but tastier in my opinion.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
that’s just crazy talk.
just another forced culinary trend, like savory sorbets
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Tight?
What are you DOING WITH THEM?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
pumpkin is a fruit like cucumber is a fruit.
you want a fruit like cucumber in your pie, you go right ahead.
Sour Cherry is where it’s at bitches.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE MY HERO
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Pie: Cake : : Lincecum : Cain
Both very good but one just isn’t as good as the other
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Have I ever weighed in on the pie/cake controversy?
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheesecake = Pie
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
But I like the rockit
We are not necessarily cheesy!
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Bums-Rox update:
Padilla pulled in the top of the 6th for a pinch hitter. Here’s hoping their bullpen arms get taxed to all hell!
"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs
EY jr is up. I had no idea EY had a kid who now plays for the rocks. That’s pretty cool.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he’s a pretty good prospect too
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
He wasn’t on BA’s Top 10 list for the Rockies over the offseason. Barely has an .800 OPS in the minors.
He was in the Futures Game, though. And as you might expect considering his parentage, he steals a lot of bases.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
i think he´s stolen 300 bases in the minor leagues
that is a lot of time running from first to second fast and from second to third fast, can´t imagine what that feels like
amazing how much he looks like his dad.
uncanny.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
18?
Why stop there?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
Warden Brisbee: I believe in two things: Lulz and the Sarchasm. Here you’ll receive both. Put your trust in the Lulz; all your sarchasms are belongs to me. Welcome to MCC.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/throws rocks at Goofus and calls him “Ms. Fuzzybritches”
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/read the last part with the “r”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Numb
Go ahead Giants. Dish out your pain. Your next epic failure is as inevitable to me as spending 45 minutes to get on the Bay Bridge at 5:30pm on a work day.
Why this is in optimism thread: It turns out, I can still celebrate sucess! And it has the extra cherry on top of being utterly unexpected.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
then it becomes the “I can’t wait till next year, look at all these great young guys we’ll be bringing up to sit on the bench and jerk around like yo-yos”
hmmm wait…. that went in an unexpected direction.
Would anybody be interested in Brad Penny??
From Buster Olney:
As Brad Penny, who was officially released by the Boston Red Sox on Thursday, is being moved through waivers, at least three National League contenders — the Colorado Rockies, San Francisco Giants and Florida Marlins — have expressed interest in the veteran right-hander, sources said.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Two first names. jerk.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. I ask you: if you were available, would you go on a date with Mark Loretta?
The question answers itself.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 27, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
And now, for something completely different:
“From now on, I all want you to call me Loretta”
(start at the 0:40 mark here, for cultural philistines who don’t get that reference)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Why would you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
(ignore the “all” – multi-tasking is not always your friend)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Approved: Document has been approved
I get 20 or 30 of these automated workflow generated emails a day from our
document control/project management software. Usually I just delete them,
but I was reading MCC when it landed and I just realized that it uses a similar
syntax to the oh-so-popular “Adjective Noun is Adjective.”
For example: Boring Post is boring.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
it seems that 109 is the official number of MCC.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
thank god-- so we can retire it?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 27, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Martinez is going to get knocked around tonight and it is all Grant’s fault.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
I think this is true
But we might be able to knock around their starter slightly more. He has shit numbers.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
also had a no hitter going into the 8th this season.
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking at that too
I guess you could say our lineup is comparable to Pittsburgh.
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
If he has shit numbers, the Giants are doomed. The worse the starter, the worse the Giants hitter do vs. that starter.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I think the fact that another team would allow anybody to throw the baseball toward home plate is why the Giants are doomed.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
We're in this thing
Until we’re mathematically eliminated.
But I’m sure not running out to put playoff tickets on hold.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Are the Nationals mathematically elimintaed yet?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Then
There In This Thing!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Where in this thing?
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Wtf the rockiies are intentionally walking Manny
man on first. This puts man in scoring position. wow.
ya
but broxton is batting now instead
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad move, Rockies
Everyone knows major league pitchers can’t throw strikes to relievers. This is bound to backfire.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
or he could pop out to shallow left
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
in play, no outs!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Young?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
oh, Jr
right
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
but you know that gun at Coors is screwy
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday says 100
Either way, that’s a pretty fast pitch.
ya
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
OPTIMISM!!!
At least the Giants won’t lose any ground tonight.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
one race
at a time.
We can’t win the west without pulling ahead in the wildcard first.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Aim for the stars
so if you fall you land on the wildcard!
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Breaking News: Pablo Sandoval falls, crushes Tulowitzki
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
SANDOVAL LINKED TO TULOWITZKI. POSSIBLE TRADE?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Not saying we shouldn't aim for the west
But lets go for the WC first, eh?
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
I say we aim for winning all our games.
and then hopefully we’ll get in the post season.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Actually, the (fuck the) Dodgers and the Rockies to play .500 against each other may be the best thing…as long as the Giants continue to snicker win all of their games.
The Giants could leapfrog over both of them when they’re not looking.
Also, suck it Russell Martin.
mmm snickers
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My quiche is hot
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
bacon and cheese?
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish
Broccoli and cheese
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Giantst have 6 games left against LAD
sorry, just had to get that off my chest. I’ll let you guys decide if that’s a good thing or not.
home or away?
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
how many at home?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Rich Harden claimed on waivers
Do you think the Giants did this to block the Rockies and the Dodgers? Cause, you know, the silver lining in being in 3rd place right now is that we actually have waiver priority.
Ginats claimed him?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
no, he was claimed by an unnamed team. I’m speculating that the Giants claimed him to block the Rockies and the Dodgers, both teams desperate for starting pitching depth right now.
But if we actually got him, our rotation would be THE best in baseball. Sanchez as a 5th starter? Yeah…
Insanity is just a state of mind.
I doubt he moves, cubs would just pull him back and offer arbitration and collect draft picks. He is type A.
Typical dude…always dreaming about adding to your staff no matter how impressive it already is.
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i just got that email too!
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Hey, if I can replace Martinez with Harden… I love our staff, but man…
Insanity is just a state of mind.
So you like your staff, but wish you were able to get a harden?
.
.
. Man, you teed that one up and handed me the driver.
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not the phillies, they’ve added 2 pitchers already
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bummers win today puts us back in range if we win tonight
WTF! Stop fucking with us, Giants!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
6 remaining games vs COL at home, 3 vs LA at home, 3 away
by i wish we were good on Aug 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
3rd starter, at best
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Zito because he’s a lefty right?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum has longer hair?
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Three Aces
2 and a halfish
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe more like a 10
but I get your point
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
SAN FRANCISCANS ARE GAY
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
straight flush!
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I still like these matchups
Too bad we won’t score in all three games.
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the way the rotation has been pitching fior the last month,m it has been like we’ve had 4 aces
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito, right?
Surely Timmy and Cain don’t deserve more.
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check, check, check, check…he treee-icked meee.
by scottishgiants on Aug 27, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
it does. and running as well
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like Timmy and Zito are about to punch each other, and Cain wants to watch.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
fighting over whos the true ace
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt can't watch unless he pays $100
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If we can win tonight.....
That means that we will be the same 2 games back of the Rockies that we were before the series from Hell. I guess I’ll take a stalemate after playing our last four games in Denver knowing that they have to come play us 6 more times.
Hitler beats Bin Laden
back to two games out if we win tonight. We don’t even need to sweep this weekend if this happens, although passing them would be nice. Those purple bastards were high as a kite after they beat us three in a row and beat the Dodgers on Tuesday. How will they feel if they limp out of ATT a game behind the wild card???
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Hitler beats Bin Laden
so….which one is worse in this scenario?
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Hitler. Always hate Hitler.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Aaron Heilman was claimed off waivers too
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Hmmmm, maybe we did get him
CHICAGO — Cubs right-handed starter Rich Harden and right-handed reliever Aaron Heilman have reportedly been claimed off waivers.
FOXSports.com cited Major League sources Thursday as saying a National League team was awarded the claim on Heilman. The claiming team on Harden was not known, but presumably he did not get through the NL, either. Players must pass through their own league first before being exposed on waivers to teams in the other league.
The Cubs will have until Monday to work out trades, allow Harden and Heilman to depart on claims, or pull them back them from waivers. Harden is 3-1 with a 1.80 ERA in eight starts since the All-Star break.
The Giants, Rockies and Dodgers all are interested in adding starting pitching, and Harden would be an attractive pickup.
Harden is 8-7 with a 3.99 ERA overall in 22 starts, while Heilman is 2-3 with a 4.55 ERA.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
I wouldn’t be all that suprised to see the giants claim either one. I would think a trade would be more likely for heilman
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love to get Harden
not Heilman
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
/ waits for Lars
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
as kruk would say
i want that i want that i want that
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Silver platter
The Dodgers handed the Giants another opportunity to get back into the wild-card race by taking two out of three from the Roxies. You guys still control your own destiny and can catch the Roxies this weekend.
vr, Xei
1 career RBI!
more clutch than Fred Lewis!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We should make a Giants version of this
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Nah
you saw how that worked out for the warriors
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
At least they made the playoffs
I’d like to make the playoffs. Though I don’t want to barely miss it the next year and then completely tank the year after that.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
In Warriors' terms
Making the playoffs – winning the championship
Making past the 1st round – winning back to back championships
Almost returned to the playoffs – 3-peat champs!
Sad thing is 50% of NBA teams made the playoffs, why torture us GSW? =(
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT WASN'T A CHAMPIONSHIP?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Sure, have the bullpen wear “WE RELIEVE (SORT OF)”.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WALK OPPOSING PITCHERS
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Alternate shirt: I HAS A BONER
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
asuming you mean Cal
IAWTS
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I want nothing to do with anything even remotely related to the GS Warriors. Only the Raiders prevent them from being the bottom of the Bay Area sports franchise rankings.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d want a “we’re in this thing” shirt.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
It should be a two-pack with “We were in this thing”.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We Hack at Slop
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the LOLinup
2B Velez
SS Renteria
RF Winn
1B Ishikawa
LF Lewis
3B Uribe
CF Rowand
C Whiteside
P Martinez
Oh my lord.
No seriously
What is the real batting order?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
Ish in cleanup
No Pablo, No Nate, No Garko, No Freddy, No Bengi
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
They've got to make a move soon even if they don't like it
We can’t continue to have an empty bench. If it is going to linger, they’ve got to bite the bullet and put Molina on the DL and call up Posey.
If they do, I’m gonna motherfucking go to every motherfucking game.
In for one Uribomb
and not much else until the 8th.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This lineup is on par with the Sharks playing Staubitz-Shelley-Semenov on one line, which is a feat that I thought would never be equaled.
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Fools and Sages
At least they would beat the fuck out of people!
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Aug 27, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Optimism!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
worst lineup of the year
they’ll score 10 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This actually looks like a better lineup than yesterday
Ishi and FLew in, Garko and Rohlinger out. On paper that looks like improvement.
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Lineup Lingo - How low can you go?
The Giants are playing that against the D’Backs – throw out an even worse lineup each night to get a win.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
How low can you go?
Death row what a brother knows.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
He’s like the Rhymocerus, his rhymes are bottomless.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
im confused
is this a public enemy reference thread, or a flight of the conchords reference thread?
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I’m into mashups.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
rumor has that Rohlinger’s main asset is his glove, so why not give him the start when Martinez is on the mound?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
WTF is Winn playing over Nate again?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Needz moar Rohlinger
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
In the days of yore
before divisional play in 1969, there were 8 teams in the NL. When a team wasn’t playing well, they were said to be a second division team, e.g., in the bottom half. This is what the Giants are playing like, what with the mental errors and inconsistent hitting.
I watched six innings last nite, then gave up. They pulled it out, but I’m still not convinced.
i see.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You’re so excited?
I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water
jctGamer is about to lose control?
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i think he likes it
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
...Is that Don Cherry's cousin or something?
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Fools and Sages
Doesnt look a bit like Don Cherry…

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
The suit, however, has an uncanny resemblance.
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Fools and Sages
Needs moire stripes.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Games left against sub-.500 teams
Dodgers: 25
Rockies: 16
Giants: 13
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Wow.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Considering how the Giants do against journeymen pitchers (paging Aaron Harang) I don’t see this as all bad.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 27, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of optimism...
Limon reopens tonight. So missionaries and fans of Peru’s finest can scarf.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
Wow, do I hate this Mr. T and whatever the fuck show that’s on before Giants pre-game. They’ve been talking about the correct pronunciation of “schism” for fifteen minutes…but when someone calls in with a question about minor league hitting options the Giants could bring up they are fucking clueless. Worst. Show. Ever.
i think it was “jism”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
by greatgiantfan on Aug 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to get ahead of myself but...
2010 could be ok offensively, but i said the same thing about this year. this is what i’m thinking.
C – Buster Posey
1B – Ryan Garko
2B – Freddy Sanchez
3B – Pablo Sandoval
SS – Edgar Renteria (ehhh) maybe we could get someone else?
LF – This is where we sign a big bat. The only one I can think of is Jason Bay but he’s not a huge bat (improvement on velez or lewis though)
CF – Aaron Rowand
RF – Nate Schierholz
I’m just saying, it could be interesting…
Roger Connor was both active and nimble and did fully as well if not better in the fielding line than his contemporaries. -Sam Crane
Molina signed to a two-year deal. Posey comes up in September after hitting .374/.484/.599. Molina hits .240/.238/.377, but he holds down the cleanup spot with a ton of ribbies.
Freddy Sanchez hits the DL in April. Velez gets 400 at-bats at second.
Renteria stays healthy, hits .240/.290/310 with the range of a garden gnome.
Holliday and Bay re-sign with their current teams. The Giants sign Vlad to be their Statement Signing, but he gets hurt in March. Randy Winn gets a two-year deal.
Rowand hits .260/.310/.390 as his skills visibly leak out of his ears
Schierholtz hits against a lot of righties, as Winn is now his platoon partner.
John Bowker is removed from the 40-man in the spring to make room for NRI Darin Erstad.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY GAIZ
http://web.usabaseball.com/teams/index.jsp?team=940&content=roster
YOU KNOW WHO IS MISSING ON THIS ROSTER!???
START THE RUMOR MILL!?!?!?!?!?
YES!!!
and he’s hitting .301 w/ 5 HR and 17 walks in 113 AB’s in AAA. I don’t care what Sabean says, bring him up
Roger Connor was both active and nimble and did fully as well if not better in the fielding line than his contemporaries. -Sam Crane
After tonight's game...
…optimism can bite my shiny metal ass.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
LOL GRANT
WTG. Epic fucking jinx.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I thought sarcastic optimism was immune. Also, I signed and coached all of these shitty hitters.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions

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