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A Slice of Optimism

The whole "Giants as significant other" analogy has been done. I think I’ve done it a couple of times, usually portraying the organization as an unfaithful spouse asking for another chance. It just fits so well, though. You have an interest, the interest hurts you, you kick the interest out, the interest comes back to beg forgiveness, you think that things will be different, and you let the interest back in. What in the heck kind of metaphor are you supposed to use?

The Giants are like that middle school gym teacher who says he’s going to leave his wife and move into your treehouse: Things get worse, never better, and only in hindsight will you realize just how disturbing things really are.

Stop that. This is a serious post. But after Monday’s debacle – remember that? Here’s a link to Purple Row’s gamethread if you don’t – a lot of us needed a break. Some said they were done with the team for the season; some just needed a couple of games off. It happens.

Everyone remembers the Neifi game, but there was another Colorado game from 1998 that was almost as bad. Fabled turncoat Jeff Reed blooped a single in a 0-0 game to give the Rockies a ninth-inning lead, and the Giants went on to lose their third in a row. The loss put the Giants three games back in the wild card chase.

Three games back. Hmm. That rings a bell….

Star-divide

A lot of folks probably gave up after that game. And there were logically sound in doing so. A three-game deficit with fourteen games left to play is a big deal. Still, the Giants were able to come back. The Cubs started to stink away the season, with Brant Brown taking six years off of Ron Santo’s life, and the Giants won nine of their last eleven, forcing a one-game playoff. The playoff was necessary after the Giants blew a 7-0 lead in the final game of the season, a game that would have allowed them to make the playoffs outright if they had won. Did you know that Neifi Perez also had a two-run triple in that game? Awesome.

Then in the one-game playoff, Mark Gardner served up an 0-2 meatball to a grassy plot of land that contained a decomposing Gary Gaetti, and the rest was soul-jabbing history. The Giants could have – nay, should have – just packed it in after they fell behind three games. But they chose to rise up and poke us in the eye with a flaming hot stick after our smores and our dignity fell into the campfire.

The lesson is obvious. Do you think it’s impossible to be hurt any more than you already have? Do you think Ryan Spilborghs sprinting around the bases, chucking his helmet in a fit of frenzied excitement, is as bad as it gets? Ha. Ha, I say. The Giants are in this thing. They’re just three back of a playoff spot with a month left. They have six games left against the Rockies, and three against the Dodgers. The team has every chance to crawl back into the divisional race, even. There’s a lot of baseball in a month.

All of the naysayers – myself most definitely included – were wrong to think the season was over. Last night’s home run festival was the proof we needed that the Giants will scrap and claw, fighting to make sure our eventual disappointment is even more complete. They’ll go into Petco Park, tied for the wild card lead, and they’ll score -4 runs on -16 hits. Or they’ll go on a six-game winning streak right as the Dodgers lose six, setting up a huge three-game Giants/Dodgers game that will feature six Eugenio Velez errors, five Bengie Molina double plays, four Fred Lewis misplays from the bench, three missed starts from Freddy Sanchez, two blown saves, and a seagull getting struck by a batted ball (a game-tying Giants homer if the path isn’t obstructed, but a ground-rule double as is) as he tries to find a pear tree. The possibilities of pain are endless!

The Giants are in this thing! I BELIEVE! This should be exciting. This isn’t over yet.

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The Santo call for Brant Brown dropping the flyball is classic.

OH NOOO

by xanthan on Aug 27, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

MUST BE FRED LEWIS CUZ NOBODY ELSE DROPS BALLS RIGHT!?!?!??!?!?!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the people who think Fred Lewis is the worst defensive outfielder in history don’t have memories going back that far.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

2003 Gold Glove Winner

/sighs

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did deserve it, fwiw.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, that’s what makes it more depressing.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 27, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Candy Maldonado) You’re forgettind someone (/Candy Maldonado)

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEZ THE ONLY WHO GETS TO BALLZ

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glenallen Seal

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mascots = Cheerleaders

They are there for people who don’t really want to watch the game.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it wasn’t for cheerleaders and gambling, no would ever have seen an NFL game.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like football but I’m bitter because it is more popular than baseball when baseball is a much better sport.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

loooooool

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants defy film convention and compose a “Losing Streak Montage.” Song: Bachman Turner Overdrive, “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since when is a 2 HR night for the Giants a festival?

Go Giants! You can do this thing.

Signed,
Scout – still secretly hoping the Bums get bounced from the playoffs period.

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Since 2008

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are their different levels?

3HRs = Carnivale
4HRs = Dockside Rave

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

5HRs = Kubrickian orgy

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 HRs = virgin sacrificed, Cthulhu summoned

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 27, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 HRs = Mass suicide

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 hrs = Universe implodes on itself

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 HRs = Imploded universe creates a new, perfect universe

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 hrs – typical night at Yankee Stadium.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors used to be a joke because of all of the offense. Now it will be cool because it’s the Yankees.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home runs are the new doubles.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not cool.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Aug 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The interest showed up in lingerie the last two nights. I was helpess

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 27, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The drunken booty calls you couldn’t refuse.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. The Giants still have a good chance of climbing back into this thing to set us all up for another staggering, colossal FAILsplosion.

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the Giants Way.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I wrote in the top of the first on Monday

Prediction: Pain.

What else could it be? It’s Giants baseball.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 27, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about this post

Hopeful that I’m going to be even more depressed later?

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 27, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You will therefore be taken to [comcast sportsnet bay area], and cast into the pit of [the giants telecast], the nesting place of the all-powerful [suck]. In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Aug 28, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how to react day in and day out anymore to this team. Part of me says we aren’t good enough, part of me tries to believe that we can still do this. Either way, it sure as hell is fun. I think.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

1987 Minnesota Twins

Just ‘cause you ain’t super-good, don’t mean you can’t go all the way.

by hokysmksbw on Aug 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Story

of how I courted my wife!

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This season is over until the fat lady Bengie sings

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants metaphor

The Giants are the family cat that has undiagnosed feline leukemia. Sure, sometimes Shadow can make it outside to do his business, but then some mornings you’ll walk into the kitchen and step into a pool of ammonia fluid. He looks helpless. He didn’t mean to do it. You don’t know if this was a one-time deal or if there is something really wrong here. So you wait a couple more days to see if any more symptoms present.

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This is quite possibly one of the most depressing posts I have ever read.
And in an optimism thread, how could you?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really prefered my bonus money metaphor better. This is pretty depressing.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 27, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re 2009 San Francisco Giants!

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re incompetent speller!!

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I did the same thing below. This team has me punch-drunk.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get what I deserve for being so down on the team.

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the one I now use in my sig?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nominate this for perfect metaphor for the 2009 season.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems to easy for them to fail right now. Certainly they can some much more painful way to fall short in September. Or possibly in October (3 games in PEEETCOOOO).

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 27, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It's my DUTY to point this out

August 25th

10:07: Velez. A moratorium on Velez-related punchlines for, like, six months if he gets this run home.

Which, Dude DID get that run home.

And now, how does Grant thank our hero?

Or they’ll go on a six-game winning streak right as the Dodgers lose six, setting up a huge three-game Giants/Dodgers game that will feature six Eugenio Velez errors….

I demands satisfaction.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

keep up the good work

Pretty soon you’ll be lying for the NYT.

You can’t spell Eugenio Velez without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody call Poseidon's Fist

to smash these factual errors of this information source.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude may be a Rockies fan

but “Posedion’s Fist” is a pretty awesome screen name.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 28, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, yes it is.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t a punchline.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 27, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair to Grant, it wasn’t funny – just painfully accurate prognostication.

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Aug 27, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that “like” is very important. A day is like six months, right? At least, from a certain point of view.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monday sure took 6 months off of my live.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

how does that work?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"A certain point of view?"

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 27, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Age. Time. Nothing but numbers.

You can’t measure hotness.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BANNED

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bea Arthur!!!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t spell Eugenio Velez without 4 E’s!!

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

my new sig!

You can’t spell Eugenio Velez without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHEM

you must credit the original author!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ORLY

would that be you or every6th day?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

(peeing my pants over the sig change)

Beautifully done.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me

I’m just sayin. YOU didnt come up with it! :P

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't he negate the reprieve

when he strutted around the dugout as if the game was over?

by aug_21_2003 on Aug 27, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I strutted around the living room

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 27, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had been with you in said living room, you would have been shot a Righettian stank eye.

by Giant Homer on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at Shea when Lastings Milledge hit a game-tying shot in the ninth for his first career HR and high-fived fans on his way out to his position in the 10th.

I personally thought it was hilarious and earned, but the Mets and their fans came down pretty hard on the kid.

Of course the Giants DID win that game in extras, so the Baker-Ortiz Theorem held true.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no

I’m confident that my letter will have a real effect.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 27, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

How often do the baseball gods receive mail?

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least once a sacrifice.

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rimshot

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 27, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yipe

Kudos on the gym teacher line. It’s amazing you’re still dealing out the funny this deep in the season.

A three-game deficit with fourteen games left to play is a big deal.

Almost scared me with this after the jump. Are we that close? No, the regular season goes into October this year.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Aug 27, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This post needs more hate/pessimism. The Giants seem to do better when you include those in your posts, Grant.

by deuce deuce on Aug 27, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Grants doesn’t care about the Giants. He is just positioning himself to get a higher pick next year in the SBN Draft

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm… Quiznos sandwich picks…

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in a lousy mood and have a headache

So I feel the need to point out what a huge help our deadline acquisitions have been so far.

Freddy Sanchez: .304 / .322 / .375 / 82 OPS+, 2 XBH in 56 AB. Only 13 games played (out of 25 since the trade)
Ryan Garko: .235 / .295 / .358 / 70 OPS+, 5 XBH in 81 AB.

Hooray!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Earlier I had mentioned that Abreu would’ve been a preferable move in the off-season. But I completely forgot about my Adam Dunn fervor. That’s not a hindsight move. He should’ve been at first base, poor defense be damned. He’s a plus offensive player on a team of check marks.

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know KITT has overtaken your AVATAR

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I understand, Dunn refused to play at AT&T as it was too much of a pitcher’s park.

However, that could have simply been a rumor.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 27, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Dunn commented during the season that the Giants never contacted him. No due diligence in kicking that tire???

by nataku on Aug 27, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

his agent spoke for him. The Giants inquired and balked.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Armando Benitez, G.M.?

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… but… but… Small sample size!

Yea, that explains it!

by deuce deuce on Aug 27, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me feel a little better:

Adam Kennedy in August: .223/.228/.330
Orlando Cabrera in August: .275/.287/.402
Kaz Matsui in August: .176/.202/.271

Were there any other 2b candidates? I forget.

by Evan on Aug 27, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere in Fresno, Kevin Frandsen frantically waves his arms.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( now that’s just sad

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Ellis still injured?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez still has moar WAR since the trade than Renteria has for the whole year.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Renteria is on the rise!

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
comics | art | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy Rent!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 27, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing his best Bocock impression

(or, alternately, TWSS)

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The moment I begin to believe is the moment the Giants fall apart

I wont give them the satisfaction yet

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel the same way about Velez. As soon as I start to believe again he completely falls apart.

My service to the team is to keep Velez on my shit list to ensure that he continues to perform at a high level. Maybe you can do the same thing with the enitre squad.

by dogdays on Aug 27, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a Giants as insignificant other analogy?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Aug 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The only good thing about the last two days (other than the wins), is that they show momentum is a load of shit in baseball.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm, yeah, I’m sure that’s the last will ever hear about momentum.

by Evan on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

The debate is finally over.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

momentum is pie's cake.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

momentum does

seem to work win a team wins an incredible game six… (see ’86 WS) Who knows what would have happened in that 02 series cancelled by rickets.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 27, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can all agree that Pie>Cake

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

pumpkin pie mmmmmmm

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best. thread over

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pumpkin pie> all cake

But in general Cake >pie

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck a pumpkin pie

i don’t want no goddamn VEGETABLES in my motherfuckin PIE

unless it’s rhubarb, of course

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing pumpkin is a fruit, then.

I prefer sweet potato pie to pumpkin, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

never had sweet potato pie but it sounds good

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very similar to pumpkin pie, but tastier in my opinion.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet potato fries>>>>> fries

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh this…very much this.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s just crazy talk.
just another forced culinary trend, like savory sorbets

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

really dude? haha, sweet potato fries are tight, kinda wish more places served them

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tight?

What are you DOING WITH THEM?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it is, he’s doing it wrong.

by dogdays on Aug 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pumpkin is a fruit like cucumber is a fruit.
you want a fruit like cucumber in your pie, you go right ahead.

Sour Cherry is where it’s at bitches.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE MY HERO

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about chicken pot pie? You don’t want vegetables in your chicken pot pie?

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie: Cake : : Lincecum : Cain

Both very good but one just isn’t as good as the other

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have I ever weighed in on the pie/cake controversy?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

thems fighting words!

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you took the Jason Biggs approach.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not a good idea.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do hate Rush, though, right?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never has a poster ever been more right in the history of the internet.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheesecake = Pie

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunno about cheesecake, but cheese puff pastry’s?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I like the rockit

We are not necessarily cheesy!

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bums-Rox update:
Padilla pulled in the top of the 6th for a pinch hitter. Here’s hoping their bullpen arms get taxed to all hell!

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Bums on Furcal RBI Single

"This season is expecting a $10,000 bonus, actually getting $50,000 but then accidentally setting $25,000 of that on fire." - AngelWillSaveUs

by scout6 on Aug 27, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo we’re rooting for an extra inning game?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

EY jr is up. I had no idea EY had a kid who now plays for the rocks. That’s pretty cool.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s a pretty good prospect too

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t on BA’s Top 10 list for the Rockies over the offseason. Barely has an .800 OPS in the minors.

He was in the Futures Game, though. And as you might expect considering his parentage, he steals a lot of bases.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a prospect anyway, I dont really know much about him

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he´s stolen 300 bases in the minor leagues

that is a lot of time running from first to second fast and from second to third fast, can´t imagine what that feels like

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing how much he looks like his dad.
uncanny.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

18?

Why stop there?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir, may I have another?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 27, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Warden Brisbee: I believe in two things: Lulz and the Sarchasm. Here you’ll receive both. Put your trust in the Lulz; all your sarchasms are belongs to me. Welcome to MCC.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/throws rocks at Goofus and calls him “Ms. Fuzzybritches”

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/read the last part with the “r”

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 27, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graham Greene?

"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"

"You can't get there from here."

by pynchon59 on Aug 29, 2009 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Numb

Go ahead Giants. Dish out your pain. Your next epic failure is as inevitable to me as spending 45 minutes to get on the Bay Bridge at 5:30pm on a work day.

Why this is in optimism thread: It turns out, I can still celebrate sucess! And it has the extra cherry on top of being utterly unexpected.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 27, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I might be tempted to watch all the Giants games from here on out if Bengie is hurt enough to go on the DL and Posey is called up.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say hello to Jacks Williams!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i might really throw myself down stairs

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they ever catch up to the wildcard lead

I’ll finish my video.

.
.
.

(It ain’t happening, right?)

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

then it becomes the “I can’t wait till next year, look at all these great young guys we’ll be bringing up to sit on the bench and jerk around like yo-yos”

hmmm wait…. that went in an unexpected direction.

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have my attention. Go on.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would anybody be interested in Brad Penny??

From Buster Olney:

As Brad Penny, who was officially released by the Boston Red Sox on Thursday, is being moved through waivers, at least three National League contenders — the Colorado Rockies, San Francisco Giants and Florida Marlins — have expressed interest in the veteran right-hander, sources said.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

someone should make a fanshoot!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins are thinking about claiming him and paying his salary.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently he can deny any waiver claim.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two first names. jerk.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And one’s a girl’s first name.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I ask you: if you were available, would you go on a date with Mark Loretta?

The question answers itself.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 27, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mama’s waiting for you.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

And now, for something completely different:

“From now on, I all want you to call me Loretta”

(start at the 0:40 mark here, for cultural philistines who don’t get that reference)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you want to be Loretta, Stan?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(ignore the “all” – multi-tasking is not always your friend)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 27, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Approved: Document has been approved

I get 20 or 30 of these automated workflow generated emails a day from our
document control/project management software. Usually I just delete them,
but I was reading MCC when it landed and I just realized that it uses a similar
syntax to the oh-so-popular “Adjective Noun is Adjective.”

For example: Boring Post is boring.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

In that game you linked

Gardner threw 109 pitches. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

by paboperfecto on Aug 27, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

it seems that 109 is the official number of MCC.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 27, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just try to give 109% every day.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god-- so we can retire it?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 27, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martinez is going to get knocked around tonight and it is all Grant’s fault.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this is true

But we might be able to knock around their starter slightly more. He has shit numbers.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

also had a no hitter going into the 8th this season.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking at that too

I guess you could say our lineup is comparable to Pittsburgh.

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Sanchez injured for them a lot too?

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he has shit numbers, the Giants are doomed. The worse the starter, the worse the Giants hitter do vs. that starter.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that another team would allow anybody to throw the baseball toward home plate is why the Giants are doomed.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 27, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're in this thing

Until we’re mathematically eliminated.

But I’m sure not running out to put playoff tickets on hold.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants used to use that opinion to say that they’ve only have x number of meaningless games.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 27, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Nationals mathematically elimintaed yet?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOPE! for national fans!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then

There In This Thing!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

meaningful games in September!

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in this thing?

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You better have pants on when you say that.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wtf the rockiies are intentionally walking Manny

man on first. This puts man in scoring position. wow.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ya

but broxton is batting now instead

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OIC

jonathan broxton on deck

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad move, Rockies

Everyone knows major league pitchers can’t throw strikes to relievers. This is bound to backfire.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could bunt into a double play though

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re kidding yourself, nobody can be THAT bad

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

or he could pop out to shallow left

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy I hope the Rockies tie it up right here.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 27, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

in play, no outs!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Young?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, Jr

right

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

EY Jr K'd

gun said 102 on TV

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

but you know that gun at Coors is screwy

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stadium gun read 76 mph.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday says 100

Either way, that’s a pretty fast pitch.

by tarlinian on Aug 27, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Over. Dodgers Win 3-2

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU SETH SMITH YOU COCKSUCKER

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPTIMISM!!!

At least the Giants won’t lose any ground tonight.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

they can in the NL West race

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

one race

at a time.

We can’t win the west without pulling ahead in the wildcard first.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aim for the stars

so if you fall you land on the wildcard!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking News: Pablo Sandoval falls, crushes Tulowitzki

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANDOVAL LINKED TO TULOWITZKI. POSSIBLE TRADE?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying we shouldn't aim for the west

But lets go for the WC first, eh?

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say we aim for winning all our games.

and then hopefully we’ll get in the post season.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not in that thing!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

79 wins here we come!

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the (fuck the) Dodgers and the Rockies to play .500 against each other may be the best thing…as long as the Giants continue to snicker win all of their games.

The Giants could leapfrog over both of them when they’re not looking.

Also, suck it Russell Martin.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm snickers

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My quiche is hot

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

bacon and cheese?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish

Broccoli and cheese

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giantst have 6 games left against LAD

sorry, just had to get that off my chest. I’ll let you guys decide if that’s a good thing or not.

by giants_rule on Aug 27, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

home or away?

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many at home?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 of each, I believe

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's good

Puts the Giants fate in their own hands. If they Bork it up, they can only blame themselves.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Harden claimed on waivers

Do you think the Giants did this to block the Rockies and the Dodgers? Cause, you know, the silver lining in being in 3rd place right now is that we actually have waiver priority.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ginats claimed him?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he was claimed by an unnamed team. I’m speculating that the Giants claimed him to block the Rockies and the Dodgers, both teams desperate for starting pitching depth right now.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if we actually got him, our rotation would be THE best in baseball. Sanchez as a 5th starter? Yeah…

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt he moves, cubs would just pull him back and offer arbitration and collect draft picks. He is type A.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I just had a wild dream of adding him to our rotation.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typical dude…always dreaming about adding to your staff no matter how impressive it already is.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just got that email too!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, if I can replace Martinez with Harden… I love our staff, but man…

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you like your staff, but wish you were able to get a harden?

.

.

. Man, you teed that one up and handed me the driver.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, maybe I’ll get to witness a Big Money Shot.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Sanchez was LOLnly on the DL…

Seriously, Harden’s pretty solid when healthy. Derek Lee next?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or this could be a Marlins/Braves move… the Phillies, too… if the Giants sat on their hands.

by Every6thDay on Aug 27, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the phillies, they’ve added 2 pitchers already

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummers win today puts us back in range if we win tonight

WTF! Stop fucking with us, Giants!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

6 remaining games vs COL at home, 3 vs LA at home, 3 away

by i wish we were good on Aug 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd starter, at best

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these is not like the others.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah only 2 of those 3 won Cy youngs

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito because he’s a lefty right?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain. Home jersey.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always being different.

/pic of Cain at table alone

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum has longer hair?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three Aces

2 and a halfish

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 Ace, 1 King, 1 Jack

imo

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe more like a 10

but I get your point

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ace Queen King

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

SAN FRANCISCANS ARE GAY

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

straight flush!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like these matchups

Too bad we won’t score in all three games.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the way the rotation has been pitching fior the last month,m it has been like we’ve had 4 aces

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pay that man his money!

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito, right?

Surely Timmy and Cain don’t deserve more.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

check, check, check, check…he treee-icked meee.

by scottishgiants on Aug 27, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels like they’ve been the ones doing all the hitting too.

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it does. and running as well

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like Timmy and Zito are about to punch each other, and Cain wants to watch.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fighting over whos the true ace

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Also, Tim Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt can't watch unless he pays $100

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we can win tonight.....

That means that we will be the same 2 games back of the Rockies that we were before the series from Hell. I guess I’ll take a stalemate after playing our last four games in Denver knowing that they have to come play us 6 more times.

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitler beats Bin Laden

back to two games out if we win tonight. We don’t even need to sweep this weekend if this happens, although passing them would be nice. Those purple bastards were high as a kite after they beat us three in a row and beat the Dodgers on Tuesday. How will they feel if they limp out of ATT a game behind the wild card???

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitler beats Bin Laden

so….which one is worse in this scenario?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 27, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitler. Always hate Hitler.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Aug 27, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Hitler. A lot of statheads would go with Mao though.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 27, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe Stalin is overlooked. Joseph killed many people. The brother was bad.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 27, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Aaron Heilman was claimed off waivers too

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmm, maybe we did get him

CHICAGO — Cubs right-handed starter Rich Harden and right-handed reliever Aaron Heilman have reportedly been claimed off waivers.

FOXSports.com cited Major League sources Thursday as saying a National League team was awarded the claim on Heilman. The claiming team on Harden was not known, but presumably he did not get through the NL, either. Players must pass through their own league first before being exposed on waivers to teams in the other league.

The Cubs will have until Monday to work out trades, allow Harden and Heilman to depart on claims, or pull them back them from waivers. Harden is 3-1 with a 1.80 ERA in eight starts since the All-Star break.

The Giants, Rockies and Dodgers all are interested in adding starting pitching, and Harden would be an attractive pickup.

Harden is 8-7 with a 3.99 ERA overall in 22 starts, while Heilman is 2-3 with a 4.55 ERA.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t be all that suprised to see the giants claim either one. I would think a trade would be more likely for heilman

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 27, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to get Harden

not Heilman

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I want to get Hard

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

-en

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

see below

/Alba

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ waits for Lars

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

as kruk would say

i want that i want that i want that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

iwannagetthatiwannagetthatiwannagetthat

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by groug on Aug 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

The Thing is a Colorado Rockie… I mean, just look at him.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that HARD-en?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sue Stom makes me HARD-en

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about see-through clothing.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silver platter

The Dodgers handed the Giants another opportunity to get back into the wild-card race by taking two out of three from the Roxies. You guys still control your own destiny and can catch the Roxies this weekend.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Aug 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Roxies

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 career RBI!

more clutch than Fred Lewis!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heilman has a good fastball and a great change, but he’s Howry- like when it comes to throwing the wrong pitch at the wrong time and giving up clutch homeruns. Harden, by the way, would be awesome.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really screwed over the guy that came up with the idea, what jerks, i’m still a dubs fan though

by PiKAgiant on Aug 27, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should make a Giants version of this

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

’we bereve?"

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by norcalnick on Aug 27, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

you saw how that worked out for the warriors

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they made the playoffs

I’d like to make the playoffs. Though I don’t want to barely miss it the next year and then completely tank the year after that.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Warriors' terms

Making the playoffs – winning the championship
Making past the 1st round – winning back to back championships
Almost returned to the playoffs – 3-peat champs!

Sad thing is 50% of NBA teams made the playoffs, why torture us GSW? =(

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WASN'T A CHAMPIONSHIP?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, have the bullpen wear “WE RELIEVE (SORT OF)”.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WALK OPPOSING PITCHERS

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“WE SORTA BELIEVE THAT WE MIGHT BE IN THIS THING…MAYBE.”

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate shirt (after a loss): “FUCK IT, WHEN DOES FOOTBALL START?”

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate shirt: I HAS A BONER

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

asuming you mean Cal

IAWTS

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Also, Tim Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when we serpentine

Their Red will turn to Green
In our hours of victory!!!!!!!!

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Till Victory!

/patti

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want nothing to do with anything even remotely related to the GS Warriors. Only the Raiders prevent them from being the bottom of the Bay Area sports franchise rankings.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d want a “we’re in this thing” shirt.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be a two-pack with “We were in this thing”.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the LOLinup

2B Velez
SS Renteria
RF Winn
1B Ishikawa
LF Lewis
3B Uribe
CF Rowand
C Whiteside
P Martinez

Oh my lord.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

No seriously

What is the real batting order?

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ish in cleanup

No Pablo, No Nate, No Garko, No Freddy, No Bengi

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've got to make a move soon even if they don't like it

We can’t continue to have an empty bench. If it is going to linger, they’ve got to bite the bullet and put Molina on the DL and call up Posey.

If they do, I’m gonna motherfucking go to every motherfucking game.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. (I always wanted to say that on the internet.)

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In for one Uribomb

and not much else until the 8th.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that is pathetic

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Aug 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This lineup is on par with the Sharks playing Staubitz-Shelley-Semenov on one line, which is a feat that I thought would never be equaled.

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by mymclife on Aug 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they would beat the fuck out of people!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Aug 27, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope Lewis and Ishi stay hot!

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst lineup of the year

they’ll score 10 runs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bochy will try it again against Colorado,.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 27, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is, actually our best wOBA lineup without pablo. I’m actually not kidding.

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, that’s depressing. how is this team above .500 again?

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 27, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This actually looks like a better lineup than yesterday

Ishi and FLew in, Garko and Rohlinger out. On paper that looks like improvement.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup Lingo - How low can you go?

The Giants are playing that against the D’Backs – throw out an even worse lineup each night to get a win.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 27, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How low can you go?

Death row what a brother knows.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the incredible, rhyme animal.

by jewbacca on Aug 27, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASS!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like the Rhymocerus, his rhymes are bottomless.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

im confused

is this a public enemy reference thread, or a flight of the conchords reference thread?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m into mashups.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

rumor has that Rohlinger’s main asset is his glove, so why not give him the start when Martinez is on the mound?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 27, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dingerz! Uribe has them!

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez doesn’t.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 27, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm

So it does get worse

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is Winn playing over Nate again?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 27, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 27, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needz moar Rohlinger

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 27, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

In the days of yore

before divisional play in 1969, there were 8 teams in the NL. When a team wasn’t playing well, they were said to be a second division team, e.g., in the bottom half. This is what the Giants are playing like, what with the mental errors and inconsistent hitting.

I watched six innings last nite, then gave up. They pulled it out, but I’m still not convinced.

by boogalou on Aug 27, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i see.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just reminds me of millions and millions of swarming ants. RAID!!!

by Merope on Aug 27, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAH I CANT HIDE IT

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re so excited?

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon C’mon C’mon C’mon

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

jctGamer is about to lose control?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Aug 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he likes it

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s so excited!!….He so…SCARED!!!

I thought I didn’t care… then I fell in love with Panda and now I’m not so sure anymore. - Smoke On The Water

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Is that Don Cherry's cousin or something?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesnt look a bit like Don Cherry…


"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The suit, however, has an uncanny resemblance.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 27, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY EYES BURN

"Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter." - Mr. F!
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by Natto on Aug 27, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs moire stripes.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Games left against sub-.500 teams

Dodgers: 25
Rockies: 16
Giants: 13

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Aug 27, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

booo

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 27, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 27, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s a little sobering.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 27, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering how the Giants do against journeymen pitchers (paging Aaron Harang) I don’t see this as all bad.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 27, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

…a duck

Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.

by Kestrel76 on Aug 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of optimism...

Limon reopens tonight. So missionaries and fans of Peru’s finest can scarf.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant

mentions details from games previously unheard of :)

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, do I hate this Mr. T and whatever the fuck show that’s on before Giants pre-game. They’ve been talking about the correct pronunciation of “schism” for fifteen minutes…but when someone calls in with a question about minor league hitting options the Giants could bring up they are fucking clueless. Worst. Show. Ever.

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i think it was “jism”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to get ahead of myself but...

2010 could be ok offensively, but i said the same thing about this year. this is what i’m thinking.
C – Buster Posey
1B – Ryan Garko
2B – Freddy Sanchez
3B – Pablo Sandoval
SS – Edgar Renteria (ehhh) maybe we could get someone else?
LF – This is where we sign a big bat. The only one I can think of is Jason Bay but he’s not a huge bat (improvement on velez or lewis though)
CF – Aaron Rowand
RF – Nate Schierholz
I’m just saying, it could be interesting…

Roger Connor was both active and nimble and did fully as well if not better in the fielding line than his contemporaries. -Sam Crane

by frickinoaf on Aug 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina signed to a two-year deal. Posey comes up in September after hitting .374/.484/.599. Molina hits .240/.238/.377, but he holds down the cleanup spot with a ton of ribbies.

Freddy Sanchez hits the DL in April. Velez gets 400 at-bats at second.

Renteria stays healthy, hits .240/.290/310 with the range of a garden gnome.

Holliday and Bay re-sign with their current teams. The Giants sign Vlad to be their Statement Signing, but he gets hurt in March. Randy Winn gets a two-year deal.

Rowand hits .260/.310/.390 as his skills visibly leak out of his ears

Schierholtz hits against a lot of righties, as Winn is now his platoon partner.

John Bowker is removed from the 40-man in the spring to make room for NRI Darin Erstad.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Grant. Now I will have some nightmares.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 28, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The name Vladimir Guerrero sounds so enticing in a Giants lineup. Then you remember his knees & try picturing him covering the ground in RF. Yikes.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 28, 2009 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

another optimist.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 28, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GAIZ

http://web.usabaseball.com/teams/index.jsp?team=940&content=roster

YOU KNOW WHO IS MISSING ON THIS ROSTER!???

START THE RUMOR MILL!?!?!?!?!?

by jctGamer on Aug 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!

and he’s hitting .301 w/ 5 HR and 17 walks in 113 AB’s in AAA. I don’t care what Sabean says, bring him up

Roger Connor was both active and nimble and did fully as well if not better in the fielding line than his contemporaries. -Sam Crane

by frickinoaf on Aug 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

After tonight's game...

…optimism can bite my shiny metal ass.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GRANT

WTG. Epic fucking jinx.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 27, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought sarcastic optimism was immune. Also, I signed and coached all of these shitty hitters.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

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