GameThread III
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Because you're a masochist.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
No...
…a mehsochist.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It worked better when I decided not to watch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm surprised how often that works with me.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
meh.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
O hey!
I just noticed that Davis hasn’t given up a run yet. Does he have a CGSO yet this year?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
just curious
what’s his longest ever scoreless inning streak?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i need the wahbulance
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Do you have a cold?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
get a couple of men on base and get Sandoval up there
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
I swear to God, Bruce Bochy has the IQ of fruit salad.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Just a jackass of inordiante proportions
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
Rich Aurilia in his 50’s.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Rohlingering
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING IS CHEESE
THAT’S HOW IT WORKS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TWSS?
68-58 - Giants Series Record: 21-13-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
"stop swinging at doug davis's slop"
TWHS
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
needs moar dingerz.exe
its the only way
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
must have some mean movement…right?…right??
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened on Monday?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes me sad thinking how much all of the SF rotation probably want to leave as soon as possible for a team with offense.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
God Damn this team
I’m gonna go read a book or nag my head against an anvil or do something similarly prodcutive
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
Really surprised this team wasn't Dog Gamned.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
this is mildly entertaining if you listen to rush at the same time
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Does it synchronize?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
if you squint a little
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The meek shall inherit the earth!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
incredible
that song was just on.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That really jumps out when you sandwich it in between Massive Attack and Ulrich Schnauss.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
this has got to be up there in the worst lineups of all time, right?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
VETERAN PRESENCE RIGHT THERE
YOU FUCKING SUCK RANDY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
"It's like they're reading my mind!"
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunt pop out?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Is there is a God
Garko will hit a dinger here
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
ouch
68-58 - Giants Series Record: 21-13-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
I hope that ends that debate.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there is
very existential
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
who was that guy in the dugout with the mole thingy on his lip
I don’t think he’s played
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
I think I have a nap before work. Luckily I only have to lab tonight, I’ll catch the rest on the midnight replay or not.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
One inning enough for me
I’m off to bed, I’ll check the score tomorrow….maybe.
by paboperfecto on Aug 26, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have booed that pop up bunt and the first pitch shit bubble by Renteria with Sanchez on third
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
wow, sanchez out for another inning
this could get really ugly.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
seriously
what is he doing out there?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bochy saving the pen for THE STRETCH DRIVE.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy saving the pen for SIGNING RENTERIA"S CHECKS
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy saving the pen for WHO FUCKING KNOWS?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
BOO MILLER
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
JUSTIN MILLER WARMING UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Maybe he’ll pitch with his shirt off.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
/throws up in mouth a little
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i take it he played one poorly earlier?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Good grief. The Giants only have two hits. Although perhaps I should be surprised they have that many.
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
and on comes Limelight. Perfect, since that is what Miller will be in shortly.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Get on with the fascination.
/eyes illicit drugs
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Jonathan, you pitched well enough to win if you weren’t a San Francisco Giant.
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Gosh dont even start me. The four of them would be well into double digits on a good offensive team. Even Zito would have, like, at least ten.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
What's Sanchez's pitch count?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
109
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, actually 110
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY FOGHORN LEGHORN
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"Little Boy Boo"
A classic.
“Oh, nevahmind, Einstein— knowing the answer won’t do me no good anyhow.”
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I must say, I must say Bochy is about as sharp as a bowling ball!
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Aug 26, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CHEESE PIZZA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
660 I'm In Ticket Plan
Yeah, umm … no.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
same amount of secondhand weed anyway
If by hook or crook they’re in the playoffs, I’ll take in 3 innings through the fence for free.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
It oughta be the 666 ticket plan …cuz the only way this team gets to the playoffs is someone making a BIIIIIIIG offering to Satan himself.
Rohlinger is not a very good ballplayer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WHO CALLED IT EARLIER?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Uribe HR lolwut
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
i just can’t get over the thought of what life would have been like with a team made of 2009 pitching and 2001/02 hitting.
le sigh.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
130 wins at least.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
URIBE YET AGAIN
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Yooooooooo
REEEEBAY!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
somebody called it earlier.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Well
That was a WHOLE LOT better.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Whiteside has crushed a couple balls
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Might be something to this late inning nonsense.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
oh great
it’s miller time
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Shawon Dunston would like a scowl with you.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
oh good. miller.
68-58 - Giants Series Record: 21-13-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Maybe. What are you implying? You know, people don't choose their nature.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm going to pretend I'm at the game
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
I’M MR. BRIGHTSIDE!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you not Human?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
He’s on his knees…. “looking for an answer.”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I like some of Hot Fuss and much of Sam’s Town, but the new one is pretty silly even though I kind of like the alien abduction song for novelty value.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I always sing that when Whiteside is up
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Me too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If that stands for Shitty Shortstop, then yes.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You too!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Which brings me to my next question.
Have you guys ever ordered like a pizza or something, and before leaving the guy says something like “Enjoy your pizza.”
And you respond by saying, “You too!”
That’s an awkward moment.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You seem to have a lot of those….
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
There’s a reason I have other people answer the door when I order food.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like they are telling me that I must now enjoy my food.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
A guy showed me a movie like that once.
I was eighteen and he was the PE teacher at a boys’ school. He IM’d me on AOL and I went out to the Fruitvale BART to meet up …
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Sure. I remember when I worked in customer service, I got pretty used to saying “Is there anything else I can help you with?” or “Will that be it for today?” at the end of every goddamn sentence. So, naturally, I’m in line at the liquor store or some shit and the guy hands me my purchase and I ask him if there was anything else I could help him with. He got really confused and I ran for the exit.
Nice name
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Holy crap the guy’s carrying four kids
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
BOOYA!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You could say that she carried them for 36 months, if you want to really trump card it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Miller don’t fuck up. Thin ice Miller.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
It's Miller time!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
z
CMON MILLER YOU LA-SUCKING CANVASHIDED FAILBOAT
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Enjoy this during the break
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Downright Velezian.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYZ
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
fuck eric byrnes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Zito?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
most horrifying slash pairing ever imo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm sure it's out there.
I haven’t checked the sportsslash community for ages, but I predict there is one of those, and it’s full of lots and lots of wibbly deep emotional confessions and half-baked allusions to gasps and touches.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
You mean, this guy?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Man, Helton was pretty big.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M NOT SAYING, GUYS!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not. Really. But he sure slimmed down since then. I wish I could do that.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were talking about his Randy Johnson.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
0_o
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh… I like that face guy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie, if you enjoyed a momentary excursion with Todd Helton, none of us are going to judge you…
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
¯\(°_0)/¯
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Man, you’re like the queen of the face guys.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
2007...the year Cinderella had the door slam on her shoeless foot.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This just in: Analogies on the GRE are shit.
I mean, it makes sense, but shit. What the fuck?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
This just in: Logic games on the LSAT are shit.
I mean, it makes sense, but shit. What the fuck?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
You supposed to be studying for the test you’re taking on Friday, too?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I prefer to suffer through this game
Also, the test is end of September.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Oh. I should really be studying.
It’s just lucky for me that the math and written portions of the GRE are easy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought they were fun!
I spent 90 minutes preparing for the LSAT (in 1986). Piece of pie.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Please enlighten me with your wisdom
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
GRE = horrible...
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
It’s kinda fucked up that if you start seeing a bunch of easy questions you know you’re doing crappy without seeing your score, but it really doesn’t seem that bad based on my prep book.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not that bad. Except the verbal section, where I think a 570 ish score is like 81 percentile
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
wait, i thought lefties can’t hit lefties
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 26, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
on the screws
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
FRED'S NOT CLUTCH
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
BETTER THAN WALKING!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
he must have thought somebody was in scoring position
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
RUN VELEZ
Speeds all you have
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
loud outs are LOUD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, two hard hit balls right at people.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
at least we can be confident Renteria wont do that
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
RENTERIA COME ON
9 MILLION DOLLAR RALLY BABY
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
If Karma exists, then the Giants will be making a devastating comeback in the bottom of the ninth.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Only one baserunner
like its easy
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
GAR WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yay, the possible tying run is coming to the plate
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Nice Ab, Edgar.
/prepares for Winn fail
68-58 - Giants Series Record: 21-13-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
FEAR THE ONE-PACK!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
2 HRs?
seriously?
Fuck
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
HIya, Maizey
On the other thread, I posted a thing you might not have seen— you were totally right that if the cop was just complaining, he would have said, “Hi, I’m Judy’s boyfriend/brother/pimp,” but the fact that he did what he did was TOTALLY playing the cop card.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
CLASSY BLOOP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BLOOP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Randy redux.
It’s better the second time around.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
WE"RE BLOOPIN
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
From the sound of it we're also BOOIN'
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
BLOOPIN’, SWOOPIN’, ‘N’ POOPIN’!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The seagulls of 10:30 PM!
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
they detect the stench of death.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Garko SHOW US WHY WE GOT YOU
SHOW US THE POWER OF THE GARK SIDE
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan, if you hit a home run here, I'll forgive you for sucking so much
Until next time anyway
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I wonder if he’ll PH Ishikawa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
OT, I only watched Dark Knight over the weekend. Nice movie.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
best movie i saw last year
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH IT IS
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we prefer Ishi vs. Qualls?
68-58 - Giants Series Record: 21-13-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
7 2/3. Longest outing by Davis since April 18, against….the Giants
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
/sigh
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a hit, [Giants batter]
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
he PH’d yesterday, so I am sure he is able to today as well
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good
Injured Molina
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
WTF WHY WOULD YOU PINCH HIT BENGIE?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hahahahaha
joke’s on us
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Christ , does Bochy seriously want to win?
No , Molina’s swing has sucked of late. He’s way off the plate and flailing.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Trent Oeltjen
is that a real name
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The crowd seems really excited to see Bengie up there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
How is Bengie better than Garko?
Why not Panda?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Bengie never swings at first pitches when theyre strikes
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
this is the dumbest thing Bochy has done all year
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
not even close
and thats saying something
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Until the next thing he does.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Rec'd
I think you were going for the reverse jinx, right? Right?
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 26, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe in your belief!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, lets try to pull an outside pitch. Great approach
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!!!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
OMGOMGOMOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMOG
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
OH SHIT!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I LOVE BOCHY
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 26, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy just pwned us
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
ahahahaha
Bochys a genius!!!!!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
AJSKDN ABLJBFSD;KJGFBAS;KJGBNA;KDJFGBNJA;SKDFGBHNJA;KDNGGNA;KJDNFGJA;KDNFGA;SKGNFASKLJDBNFASKGFBNASJ;KDNFA;KJSGN;KJADGNFA;KDJGNA;KGNASL’KNL’KGNJ;KDLGNFADL’KGNAL’KDGN’AKDLGN’AKDLGADGASDGADG
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
BRUCE BOCHY IS A GENIUS
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
HOLY SHIT MOLINA DID SOMETHING GOOD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKNJWKSDN ;KFJSNG;JKLSGN;’ALJKNGL’AKDNG’LKNL’KNDFG’LKNAD’LGN’LAKN
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Awesome.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
BAD PROCESS SUPERFANTABULOUS RESULT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
PS, I worry Sabean is getting the 3 year contract offer right now
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
THAT WAS A BIG MONEY SHOT
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
ewwwwww
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE!!!?@
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
BENGIE BENGIE BENGIE!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
miller dur
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand
Gets us riiiiight back to normal.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
What is BORK!
I dont get it
I hate feeling nooby
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s what the Swedish Chef always said on the Muppet Show
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Ok
that was wierd
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Jesus where do you work?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I MISSED THIS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
how was kuip's call on that one?
wish i could’ve heard.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
It was pretty good. He was pumped
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
So, should we remember this next year when Posey is traded for Damaso Marte?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
banned
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
search your feelings
you know it to be true.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Im really surprised Romero (or whoevers in LF) didnt catch that
especially the way the games been going tonight
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Shawon with the hoodie and batting gloves. Looks cold.
68-58 - Giants Series Record: 21-13-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Stole them from a mailman
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The flying squirrel would look good here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiiiiime.
Sorry, I was listening to this when he hit the dinger.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Then Scott ruins it....
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Bochy:
MCC, eat shit!
vr, Boch
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
So . . . we pinch hit for Garko? Why? And it worked? Why?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Idiotic process, Fantastic result
Lets not give Bochy credit just yet.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Who will prop open slam the door in the ninth?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Limping around the bases
I thought Bengie was gonna do the Gibson fist pump.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
i have to ask what the deal is with Bork?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy looks like the Swedish chef who says Bork on Sesame street or something
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
that was like finding a winning lottery ticket because you’ve wandered into the middle of the freeway on foot
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
I WILL NEVER SAY ANOTHER FUCKING BAD THING ABOUT MOLINA AGAIN
HOLY FUCKING SHIT that is straight-up inspiring right there.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Are you kidding? What do you think CAUSED THAT?????
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Karma.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
That's not possible.
It was the acidic derision.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont know
If he avoid trashin Lewis, maybe he can pull it off
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BENGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
MEHDDERS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Medders is closing
Bochy must think he’s bullet proof right now
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
God damn that was amazing
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I don't care
that was one of the best moments of the season, even though it was a fucking retarded way to get there. Wow. I am stunned.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Medders.
/doesn’t…move…a muscle.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
So we pinch hit for a slow righthanded power hitter
Bring up an even slower right handed power hitter
Who’s not at good
And is hurt
Stupidest move of the season
I LOVE BRUCE BOCHY
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
he had good numbers against qualls i guess. does that count for something?
No one here gets out alive.
Only possible explanation. But why would he have good numbers against Qualls? Qualls throws one pitch. A slider. Which Bengie can’t hit
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 26, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
But now Bochy is gonna assume his idiocy actually produces good results.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
now?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Gift horse. Mouth.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
Can teach Matt Cain how to win
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAWWW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Medders
Bringing the breaking ball
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 26, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Isn't it amazing
How fast things turn around?
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
Euphoria
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE WE POSTED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'm saving this one
A winner is Bengie!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Why the hell is medders closing?
we win!!!!! FUCK YOU DBAGS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
holy shit how the hell did we win that one
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS
Wow, great ninth inning by Medders
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE WE WON THIS GAME
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Medders!
PICTURES a save!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
wow
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 26, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
So the baseball gods are playing with us right?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
who the fuck was that?
Did we trade for Mariano Rivera?
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
GOOD GAME GIANTS
Err, at least a nice win
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
shit that was fast
I missed two of three outs trying to hotlink a jpg.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Huh?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
That guy’s your cousin, Goofus.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I didn’t know i had a cousin here
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
McCovey Chronicles: Uniting Families since 2009.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
But rupturing others since 2007
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You found family here Goofus!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
0_o
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think we're related, mang.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We're all cousins under Lincecum.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
so that was our second time this season coming back from a 3-run deficit?
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 26, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Those aren’t even birds.
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
GIF Fest!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
I dont care how terrible he is from now on
I will always fucking love bengie for that. 0-2, 2 outs, down by 2, and he cranks out a 3-run jack on one leg to a part of the park that had been eating fly balls all night. Way to fucking go man.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 26, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
one of those legendary moments?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
absolutely
it could turn our season around. Maybe.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Just for tonight we can smile.
Drinking NOW feels gooood!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
arent we 3 back?
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Mayor just likes to put a damper on things
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
5 GB lolgers
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
6
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
3, yes, dammit.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s how many games we play against them this weekend!!!!
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 26, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 26, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
SHHH the dinosaur will hear you
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Pretty confident that's a big "No".
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this one in such a deep, abiding way.
I might write poems to this one. I’m already clearing a drawer for it in my bedroom.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
the best part is
reading everyones reaction to bengie coming into the game. GOOD GAME
by i wish we were good on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Filling in for Lars
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
LARS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Thinking bad things about the Giants makes them do well
It really works
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Not true
or they would be undefeated
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
TEAM OF DESTINY
Maybe.
Sort of
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
This is why baseball is the best game in the world
we were all ready to commit mass suicide on Sunday, and tonight we are ecstatic to the point of fainting (or is it just me?) soo amazing
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
*monday
see? I’m so happy I forgot it already.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
MILLER GETS THE WIN!?
not sure if i approve.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
MVPs
Bengie, Sanchez, Medders, Gar for the clutch not hacking at slop
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Best game of the year!!!
But it still doesn’t wipe out the sting from Monday nights game…..A sweep of the Rockies this weekend MIGHT do the trick
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 27, 2009 3:37 AM PDT reply actions
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