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HELLO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I don't like this game
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
TBLA is a much better community
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Nah.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
nutted
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
fish
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
go
68-58 - Giants Series Record: 21-13-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
run
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
runz thread...
FISH OUT OF WATER! FISH OUT OF WATER!!!!!
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Shawon Dunston interview on the AZL feed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
about coach John Vucovich
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, doug davis is throwing a no-hitter everyone!
We don’t have a single hit yet! Amazing. Just curious, wondering how long Davis has ever gone in a game without giving up a hit?
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The right way this time!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I was about to make a thread, btw.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Urine
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Doug Davis is gonna throw a perfect game.
Does this count as a prediction or an anti jinx?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Doug Davis is gonna throw a no-hitter. There.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
that scenic shot was amazing
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Hmm, I wonder why they never had these at Candlestick.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 26, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
AT&T has The Cove. Candlestick had The Trough.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
boo

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
SUCK ON MY DINGLEBERRIES ORTEGA YOU CHOAD
too vulgar?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
too awesome more like
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BTW
how crazy would it be if Jonathon’s second hit broke up a no hitter??, which doug davis is throwing right now!
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YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME EVERYONE
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WHY DIDNT YOU ASK FOR RUNZ
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Aug 26, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
baby steps
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JINX!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL PITCHER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
DURTY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ur fuing kidding me
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
THAT WAS THE BEST SWING HE’S EVER HAD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
someone had to do it
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
DIRTY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
i hope he balls up...
and steals second
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
take a strike zork
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
LOL SNAKES!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SUCK IT DREW
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lol sanchez slide
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
hell ya
wild pitch, send him…..who gives a sh#@@$#$
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
what? do they have a Molina playing SS?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Drew Failed Geometry!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
IKR
made me laugh, then panic.
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why the fuck is he hitting second?!?!?!
god I hate bruce bochy so much
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because he makes contact
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
contact that can’t leave the damn infield.
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that’s why he so good at GIDP. Bochy can’t resist.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
um
take a pitch….nevermind, forget it
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Renteria Lazer beam
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 26, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
wait to make him work hard, Rent, you jackass!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
LOLERIA
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
FPOM
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
God i fucking hate:
renteria
bochy
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Jon Miller’s awesome. I was referring to “Walk Adam Eaton” Miller.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’ve never liked Miller. His motion is stupid and I hate tattoos myself.
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Yeah, that Miller can go away.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy...
how do you not wait for a pitch….wow….complete failure this second half
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Uh, I don’t think that was Bochy’s fault.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
well it was
insofar as he hit that fucking worthless pile of shit 2nd in the lineup.
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all bochy's fault
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Just remember
We’re in this…thing
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We're in this thing?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
this "thing" being third place in the west
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We're solidly third!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Lol
i was just reading in the other thread about the judy steffes/facebook thing. The McC facebook group is down for some reason :( so I still don’t know the full story.
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I didn’t know there was a FaceBook group!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
did that new Judy Steffes fanpost get deleted?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lame
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Back up!
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garko
sucks
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Oh, the fog is rolling in my favorite nights at the park.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Look at that fog! Just look at it! I love this city.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
yay
the fog, at least we won’t be able to see this team hit
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
so happy with...
ishi on the bench, screw what works….
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
PROTIP
Doug Davis throws with his left hand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
protip
did you see last night, science
explain Garko’s greatness
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Ryan Garko
is an established hitter. We need his bat in the line up, and his fat to keep the rest of the team warm in the fog.
That Jack in the Box ad with people ripping their clothes off is funny
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
AN ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETS
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
This elephant?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Did we lose a game or something?
I have no idea what yer talkin’ bout.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Last weekend, the Giants went down to Africa to help out kids in need.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Bochy realize that having a guy with 2 HR’s hitting 3rd isn’t good?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
yawn
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
...
Umpires. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t kill ’em and dump ’em in the Bay.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
it’s a hate crime to murder someone b/c they’re blind and mentally challenged.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
if only we were that lucky
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
AT LEAST WE BROKE UP THE NO HITTER!
AMIRITE?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
LOL
“Bochy is a natural hitter’s background”
Translation: Bochy’s head is big and you can’t see past it.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
I haven’t turned the game on once tonight but came here to feel it out first. Doesn’t look like it’s worth turning on.
OT: started watching the first season of Entourage. Into it so far. Cheers to PikAGiant for the recommendation.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Worst show ever. And I’ve seen every episode. Turn back now!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 26, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants game? Or Entourage? Haha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 26, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve only seen the first season, but it’s mildly entertaining. Enough to watch. I don’t get the hate, definitely. But then again maybe it’s the later seasons.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It really is the repetition. It quickly becomes so predictable and shallow. But like I said, I watch it, cause I can’t resist the fun.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 26, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
“Sugar” is in my netflix queue and comes out Spet 1st. Stoked to finally see that since I missed it in the theatres :/
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 26, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Late
but whiteside’s hair is really awesome
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He said his sister-in-law used to try to dye it, but it would just come right out. IT CAN’T BE DENIED.
Also, I think he’s really cute. Weird?
nah I can see it
Good-lookin dude.
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lol
ummm..well we dudes post pics of semi-nude ladies, so I think we can let this slide.
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lol
well they were effective, soo…
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MILA KUNIS
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
boo
why would you sit someone who was on fire last night?
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Because he’s Bochy.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
career OPS vs LHP
Ishikawa: .690
Garko: .904
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
yawn
means nuthin, Garko sucks
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
YESTERDAY OPS
Ishikawa: 2.000
Garko: .000
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Sabean + Bochy = Suck City
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
When are we putting in Cain as a pinch runner?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
we need to put him in as a reliever...
so he can get win 13
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Bochy doesn't like Cain
Impossible.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Did you post the gar there?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He did say "we".
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rusty Ryal. Ryan Roberts. Miguel Montero. Doug Davis. They should field an all-double-initials lineup.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
We could trade them Ryan Rohlinger for Stephen Drew.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
why do i waste my hard earned free time and money
on this IRRATIONAL BULLSHIT
goodnite
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
For none of the same reasons I waste none of that ( I'm lazy and I steal)
Of course I like irrational bullshit.
Just not big on superstition.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Eli!
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GREYSIDE
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I LOVE ELI
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haven’t seen one of those in 1 years. So sad I am.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
and I wish the # five on my keyboard actually worked too.
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
MY FAVORITE HIT IS (NAME OF HIT)
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Jonathan Sanchez’s hit.
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(Was that " ’s" correct?)
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
I don't think you need an s with a z. Not sure though
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DID YOU KNOW IT?
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NFW
is that real or did I fall in?
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http://www.azsnakepit.com/2009/4/18/843336/midgets-0-giants-2-diamondbacks
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Oh
still pretty funny
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wtf
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Ryan
Hit one out for Judy!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
+1000000
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I chickened out on yelling “GO EAGLES!” at him when he was coming in after BP at the last game i went to
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GROW SUM BALLZ
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which would really put Joey in a tight spot amirite
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URITE
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pansy
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
that story was epicly hilarious.
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crap
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
STRUGGLING WITH THE BAD
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BAT
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Quite.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Harumph
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Oh Reginald…..I disagree!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Preposterous!
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn , hits.
Cos we would have gone back.
BTW – did SBNation JUST kick in a new format? I’m getting instructions in orange.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
the “bold italic” and “block quote” thing?
I just noticed that today. You have to make reasonable accommodations for all the Yahoo nitwits that are showing up.
POST in black , formatting in orange.
Nice scheme.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Uribe looks terrible
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BODY BIAS
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Rockies just officially lost
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Ideal situation
they go back-and-forth, since that will allow us to gain on them both equally
Oh wait, we need to score runs first.
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THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GIT MAI MAIL URIBE
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
LOL silly Asians
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
when's the last time
our team had more walks than the other team?
fewer...
/grammar nazi
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Normally I don't mind
but there/they’re/their, to/too, and fewer/less are the ones I comment on. Mostly out of jest and to demonstrate JUST HOW SMART I ARE
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OBP IS FUCKING WORTHLESS
JUST WALK BACK TO THE DUGOUT, YOU WORTHLESS PIG
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Whiteside hit a dinger plez
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RALLY GALLEY

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RALLY GALLOWS POLE

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Another walk, please
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 26, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
SO CLOSE
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Darkside :-(
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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I really love this picture
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How funny would it be
if Sanchez diger’d here?
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diger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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diger
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/hangs head in shame
that’s what my nephew calls heavy machinery
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Dye-ger?
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Geiger?
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well, digger
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WE NEED TO START WINNING INNINGS
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
HEY GUYS LETS WI
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WIN THE INNING
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Üsless!
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I like to pronounce it like I’m from St. Olaf.
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oosless
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Where can I get one of those crazy keyboards?
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
mlb.tv ones are terrible
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HEY UMP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OT but:
To the random poster I argued with in some thread over the offseason re: Tulo v. Drew: I win
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LOL drew
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Too bad this game is going to end 1-0
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
They're unaware of this.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This is actually hilarious
http://www.bumgarnergray.com/bumgarner_family_line.htm
68-58 - Giants Series Record: 21-13-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Please do
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I don't mind him walking
the one guy I’d really really like to have on this team
"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."
Justin Upton is one month older than I am
:-O
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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
First walk, good on Dirty’s standards.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Valley Fever
caused by moldy stuff in the soil
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
fungus
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
snakeskins
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside kind of sucks defensively huh
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Glad I’m not the only one who thinks so.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a litte off....
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OT Quickly:
Anyone have a Camaro? Can get free pizza at Papa John’s if you do.
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Seriously?
They give you free pizzas if you have a Camaro?
That’s the best promotion ever.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Bitchen'.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to connor jackson?
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Injured?
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Turf fever
Or something like that. Valley fever, maybe.
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
One of these things is not like the other.
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Kent
poopin’
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
great minds and all that
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LOL SHINJO
also LOL THE LOOK ON KENT’S FACE
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Shinjo would hit cleanup for this team.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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great minds
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SUCK IT MONTERO
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S T F D
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Grace and Sutton are raving about how Montero hits lefties. Hat trick.
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Rave on , rave on.
Whoops , INSURMOUNTABLE.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
But....but....
Lefties can’t hit lefties!
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Bustin open some Popchips.
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popchips?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
My new go-to salty snack. (After the obvious but unattainable.)
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ballgame x2
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WTF
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Fuuuuuck.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Game ova
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Insurmountable deficit
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Bochy take note
Parra RISP w/2 out avg .350
The two types of crazy people: Dodger fans and those who think Neeley was better than Gillan.
It’s fucking great that the game is practically over after 2 runs with 4 innings left. Lovin this season
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
So lame
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What was the point of that intentional walk again?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
WHITESIDE
What a shitty defensive catcher
by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this shit
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Why he would walk Rusty to pitch to a guy who has raked in RBI situations is beyond me.
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Schierholtz
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FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT MILK COOKIES
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….milk cookies?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
train of thought.
I’ve always wondered why “LECHE!” is a (mild) oath. cookies, well, i like snickerdoodles.
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mmmm cookies
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It was out of reach one batter into the game
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Aug 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
what are the chances we score 3 runs off of Doug Davis?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fucking great.
Gonna be a great weekend , DEFINITELY worth the drive.
Is the Lombard Candyland still up?
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
Fuck this team.
Fuck Sabean for putting together an offense of this ineptitude
Fuck Bochy for being such a ridiculously horrible manager. None of his moves work. he ALWAYS makes the wrong call. His lineups are HORRIBLE. FUCK BOCHY!
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