Giants vs Rockies. The Battle Comes to the Bay.
So, we are gonna continue our dominance of the D'Backs (7-3) vs them on the year, and continue our stellar play at home and sweep the D'Backs. The Rockies, coming to San Francisco after a tough and grueling series vs the Dodgers will come to the city to put the nail in the coffin.
Lincecum. Zito. Cain.
The Giants will* sweep the Rockies and will start September fully in the race to the playoffs. Freddy Sanchez should come back soon, and maybe even the Big Unit. We are in this. Just remember: Lincecum. Zito. Cain.
Oh, and no more of that fucking dinosaur of theirs. WE HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING LOU SEAL IN THE HOUSE.
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YEAH
The Giants have surprised us by being 10 games over .500
They will continue to surprise us before the season is over.
by russian.tank on Aug 26, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Sweeping would be a good idea. Right now they’re pretty unbeatable at Coors.
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Its funny, because while yes they are damn good at home right now, they are 11 games over .500 at home so far on the season, while we are 21 games over at home this season.
With malice towards the Dodgers
Its ok, we will use you for Krab Kakes
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 26, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Lou Seal >>>>>> stupid purple dino
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Poo >>>>>> Diarrhea
However, I wouldn’t put that on a flag and waive it around:
WE HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKINGLOU SEALPOO IN THE HOUSE.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 26, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
JEEEEZ
Quit obsessing over the damned Rockies.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
this
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
seconded
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Aug 26, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
i couldnt agree more....
about the Rockies mascot. ugh
is that thing on lone from the “Land Before Time” franchise? lamest mascot ever. Am i also the only one that gets annoyed by the fact that he it’s able to dance around directly in view behind home plate? anyways…yea so we have know the Giants havent been too hot on the road this year, and if a few guys did their jobs, that series at coors could have easily been the other way around or even sweepable on our end. so a sweep this weekend IS possibly. especially getting the Rockies offense out of Coors into a pitchers ballpark. Will still be a tough series, but it’s a winable and sweepable one if we don’t give them rallies with walks and errors.
The Giants will* sweep the Rockies and will start September fully in the race to the playoffs. Freddy Sanchez should come back soon, and maybe even the Big Unit. We are in this. Just remember: Lincecum. Zito. Cain.
I MUST KNOW WHAT THE FOOTNOTE IS!
TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
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Footnote (in non-MLA format):
Miller. Howry. Valdez.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Aug 26, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
MORE LIKE THE COLORADO MAILMEN MIRITE?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 26, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, all this wishcasting of future games has worked out great in the past couple of weeks! I really loved how we swept the Reds at home and went into the Dodgers series only a few games back and then won 2 of 3 from the Dodgers and then we won that last game of the Rockies series and left Colorado with some momentum and
OH WAIT. Stop making these kinds of posts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Thank you.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I have some MAGIC BEANS to sell to you two.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez
The news on his shoulder is not encouraging. According to stories in today’s Chron, it’s not getting any better with rest. Having him back when he’s eligible to return is a hope, not a certainty.
It’s entirely possible that he’s done for the season, and they just haven’t figured it out yet.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Worse: the damned dinosaur, or the guy in the panama hat at “old” Dodger Stadium?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
I dunno , show me some clips of Panama Fedora.
I’m uncomfortably aware of Dinger.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
guy who worked the radar gun every season for the last 20 years or so
story i was told was that he had something to do with discovering Fernando Valenzuela, and that’s how he got the “honor” of going to all those games and working the gun. no idea if that’s true or not.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I still think we should have Lou Seal dye his fur bright orange and directly behind home plate whenever the Rockies are pitching.
by CrispinGloversBalls on Aug 26, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
I beg to differ.
I prefer the Krab simply because – and I apologize for , once again , the possible uniqueness of my opinion – it’s the most bizarre , ludicrous , pathetic mascot I’ve ever seen. It suggests , to me , a wood tick or body louse that was trapped in a nuclear reactor meltdown and managed to crawl away.
So to see this anomaly dealing on Zinger – er , Dinger – tickles me no end.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now picture Krazy and Gene Clines harmonizing with every stroke.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 26, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
"I don't want to work...
I want to bang on the dino all day!"
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Aug 27, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
...and outside lands the same weekend
I can’t wait to see the N-line to explode in a big pink mess.
You are so not kidding. The transit is going to be atrocious.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Aug 26, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought nobody was going this year. What with Eddie Vedder and Fergie and all.
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Aug 26, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
shouldn't
everyone be there by the time the game starts? Or at least stay until after the game ends and we are safely away?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 27, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s going to be smelly.
[snip]
by Natto
I smell irony…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
"This is not good, folks."- Duane Kuiper
by natteringnabob on Aug 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t we have a three game weekend series with Cincinatti with the same three pitchers slated that we ended up losing 2 of 3, with the only win coming from Zito’s start?
by CrispinGloversBalls on Aug 26, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies can’t hit at the Phone. Only Atkins when he was still on the diet, so there’s nothing to worry about.
wut
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 26, 2009 2:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
wut
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 26, 2009 2:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
OT - tickets
since the double-play window no longer exists, where would i go to find some decent seats put up for sale by a ticket holder who can’t attend ? i’m looking for 4 seats for sunday.
If we take 4 of 6, we'll be right back in the WC race
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
with a win tonight
we will be back 2 thanks to the dodgers
i can’t believe i just thanked the dodgers
by russian.tank on Aug 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I TOLD YE WE WOULD FUCKIN SWEEP THE ROCKIES
YA GOTTA BELIEVE

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