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SCORE RUNS, TEAM FROM SAN FRANCISCO



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WIN NOW!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Team from San Francisco: Nah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

first

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the thread title since it means Boba Fett will show up.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Holly crap guys Rowand just took a slider in the dirt.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

And swung at the next two.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that Nen bobblehead

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Also, Shinjo from the same series

by Lisa Stevens on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Me too

also the rest of the set (Shinjo, Aurilia, Bonds and the fake autographed baseball)

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that from the Carl’s Jr series?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a K in that picture for Rowand!

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Empty casings

like the empty offensive threats being displayed here tonight.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip

DRAW A FUCKING WALK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWAND SWUNG AT A SLIDER LOW AND OUTSIDE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We're only one thread from a Hannukah

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

7 THREADS IN ONE GAME

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

5

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

first

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 douche

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He did it again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand I may murder you

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowdroids is pathetic

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m feeling good about this thread. Eaton can’t shut us down twice, right guys?

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZZZZZZ COME ON

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ball 3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is still swinging at that

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No work tomorrow I take it?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Rowand striking out on purpose?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No work tomorrow I take it?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN TAKE THOSE PITCHES YOU MORON

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i think that was ball 4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this is becoming a season-defining game

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez, new thread already? This night has flown by

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ball 5

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ball 5

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand’s been pretty clutch this season and Renteria has been hot enough to get over 260 before this game. Maybe we’ll score now.

by parisspleen on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike out, ball in the dirt.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Swung at a pitch that wouldve hit him

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t get why they don’t just throw the slider low and outside again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

no kiper this game will end when the pitching implodes

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

All this is fucking Urine's fault...

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand just swung at a pitch at his shoulder.

by MidKnight on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

7 threads

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand why teams just don’t throw every pitch in the dirt vs. the Giants.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ball 6

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AUGH

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ball 7

another AB without a single strike thrown

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

this is seriously a joke

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron rowand fucking sucks

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Get out of my life Aaron Rowand

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SCOTT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Toss Dinger.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

its gonna happen, happen sometime, maybe this time, I’ll WIN

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

None of those were strikes.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL 7

1-6 You worthless A-hole

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I say this??

FUCK YOU SCOTT

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

Still forgiven for saving the no-hitter.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck no

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball 1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ball in dirt
Kuip: “He took that one.”
Kruk: “And that wasn’t easy!”

by MidKnight on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

this just in

Rowand sucks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It worked!!!!

*right click, save image as

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo

Its Adam Eaton

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HOMER PLEASE, RENTERIA.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ball 2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I picked the wrong game to return to the gameday threads. That sofa looks nice over there.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT DID NOT EXPECT THAT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT WAS DUE!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Payin the rent

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR!!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWZERS

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA TRIPLE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

go go ish

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTS

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HERE COMES THE STRANDED RUN

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH RENTERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTAFAILS DONE IT AGAIN

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Triple!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria power!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit!!!!!!!!! Rent a triple bitches!!!!!!!

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKYSMOKESBW WAS RIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LIKE GARY CARTER HATERS IN ’91. RITE?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDGARDO!!!!!

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Speedster

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WAT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ooouuuWHAAA

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

Earning his $9 million!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

this made me laugh… then cry.

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how are we stranding THIS runner?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t see how they don’t strand him.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW ARE WE GOING TO FUCK THIS UP

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Spilborghs fielding fail!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR!!!!!!!!!!

SAC FLY THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME!!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll be stranded there

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

if that was nate or fred

he woulda scored

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

now, how are they going to fail to score

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT YOU KNOW

that we aren’t going to get him in

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ALSO

I JUST GOT HERE, AND EDGARRRRRRRR TRIPLES. YOURE WELCOME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a good thing we are so awesome with runners at third and less than two outs!

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Score you worthless fucks

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M NOT AT ALL EXCITED AFTER THAT TRIPLE

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

he tripled

holy shit

still won’t score

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIGAR

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

no way we score

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

wow! pressure on ishikawa

by parisspleen on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a minute

is that adam eaton the position player pitching?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Please just hit it out of the infield, Travis.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

instead of hearing the # of ways a runner can score from third, i wanna hear the # of ways a runner WON’T score from third

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Wears San Francisco Giant uniform.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-100: swinging at a ball in the dirt

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEEP FLY BALL ISHI

THAT’S ALL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

PLease just jit a flyball… i might cry

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ish i beg you

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW TO GET THE RUN IN FROM THIRD WITH LESS THAN ONE OUT:

SEND THE RUNNER FROM 3RD AND HAVE YOUR BATTER BUNT.

MAKE SURE BALL TOUCHES BAT.

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Grounder to the pitcher

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go ISHI!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ok he’s going to strike out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

2 foul tips. This is not getting out of the infield.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

hell it's not getting past eaton

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground attack

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wild pitch please

by Snof on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2

he just got beat by an 88 mph fastball down the pipe

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, if it’s ten feet past the infielder, send him

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i think that was a strike ho shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. man. that was close.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT THE BALL FAR PLZ

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Beggin' fans

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that where Portugal is?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY ISHI!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip needs to be our hitting coach

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, if its to the pitcher, send him

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Ishi’s doing pretty well laying off these pitches. For him.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball.Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball.Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball. Deep fly ball.

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

this game has taken a year off my life

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

me too buddy, me too

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five years

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

started watching when i got home from work…when its over…i may have to go back.

by agiantmistake on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S UP TO FBAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitchWildpitch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BALK

where is Bob Davidson when you need him

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HUM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATED THE GAME

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/claps

I’ll take it

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Suicide squeeze. Right here.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that play. But I would like one here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

first pitch double play ITT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

good at bat, Ishi, and we don’t get to say that very often

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT FUCK UP, SPEEDY MCFUCKUP

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no

GIDP upcoming

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you say suicide?

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ NO DP

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

anything but a double play, anything but a double play

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

EARN YOUR PHOTOSHOP, VELEZ

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Kuip is like, “it’s okay if you go after the first pitch.”

As if there is anything else that Velez would do.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

hit

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he's going to GIDP, no question

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I was happier with Ishi up rather then Velez.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont do stupid shit right here

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

arg stop making new threads!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The walk was big. Now Winn’s going to bat and he’s probably the best Giant left.

by parisspleen on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Velezbians, go ntus!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

EUGENIO EUGENIO EUGENIO YESSSSSSSSSS

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

basehit!!~

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ!!!!

WE’VE SCORED TWO RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAHHHHH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yeah

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FAST BLACK ABRAHAM LINCOLN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

0-20.

by ohfortwenty on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YYEAAAAHAHHHHH!!!!!!!!1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ILOVEVELEZ!!!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ZORAAKKKKKKK

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ, ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

VELEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZZZZZ!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

bwahahahah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like how this works for two of his nicknames

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAST

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BLACK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKIN LINCOLN

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KUIP! "AND IM BACK TO CARING!"

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN ISHI!

Yes Velez! FBAL!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

woooooooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOO!

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So how are we going to blow this one?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, it’s an honest Q

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, you know you’re a Giants fan when…

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO HOOO

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ. We all knew that would happen

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That was hit HAAAAAARD

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

tears of joy

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

“Let’s watch Ishikawa run”

did he mean Velez?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

EPICENIO

NOTFAILEZ

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

omg god doesn't hate us

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

me and the wife switched seats, that was the difference maker

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN YESSS

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

sweet

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: "And I’m back to caring again!’

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t stop laughing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

u ded dog

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Velez celebration

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

you can all stop calling me a jinx now, kthnx

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Doom and gloom

sturm und drang

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Russel Martin!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE AT LAST

FREE AT LAST
OH LORD I’M FREE AT LAST

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well not yet, this is assuming we don’t blow the lead.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

All is forgiven!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome back, Adam Eaton. Now hopefully Colorado doesn’t throw you out against the Dodgers ever.

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez, You had me at 'clank'

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU THANK YOU FINALLY

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

this could be a season turning point

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez you are a golden god

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when the Rockies hit two triples in an inning?

Suck it, Rockies!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Adam Eaton

one pitcher on the Rockies staff we can hit

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit it the fuck out, juano

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT movie

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because of Eaton though. We outlasted them.

by parisspleen on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG

I AM LAUGHING AND CRYING AND GIGGLING AND SOBBING

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ILL TAKE IT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HEH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FANGRAPHS

WHAT SAY YOU NOW PUNK

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s just beautiful.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nosedive

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT YET

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLASSY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack!!!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY BASERUNNING

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

4-1 yes

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK BITCHES

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Like my PooPoo! AMIRITE!?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could tell you, but… that’s pretty weird. You must be some kind of sicko.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SUCK IT JIM TRACY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN CLASSY BASERUNNER

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy baserunning!

by MidKnight on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn finally got to use a basketball move

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY BASERUNNING!

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I love baseball

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow winn is smart

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ay-you-hay-kne………OH I GET IT

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!!

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs a hyphen B/T A and U

otherwise awesome

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT IT TO HAPPEN

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s gotta get his wins somehow.

by MidKnight on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

save, which is somehow funnier

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNFUCKINGRATED

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

throw tracy out

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

thank the Lord that Uribe is incapable of hitting the ball hard

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

UNRATED BASERUNNING

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP TRACY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GET MOR KTHNX

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YES WIN RIBE!!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

at least half-win ribe

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATS THE MATTER WITH TRACY

HE’S AN EX DODGER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

no we ask timmy first

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the rockies will counter with seth smith.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just curious… anybody know how to find out how many runs a team has batted during the year? I can only find innings pitched….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN HAS HIS #1 HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re forgetting that walk-off hit in SF

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT TRACY
SUCK IT DINOSAUR
SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

All class baby!

Can I get the monocle/winn/classy picture?

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM OFFICALLY

A VELEZBIAN. THOUGHT I SHOULD LET YOU GUYS KNOW

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

its ok we accept you

as long as you aren’t a dodger fan

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all are tonight my friend

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Beautiful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snoop Doggy Abe

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four score and seven years ago

Our forefathers busted out with some phat rhymes

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow Brandon Medders has a big nose

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s very hooky.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have loved the last two threads. This game is bringing out the funny.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders is all “That should have been my two RBI’s with that rope I hit.”

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This giants [possible] win still feels like a massive loss on many levels

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

no i believe its a personal win for them

hell im so high on exciment ill say a season turning point

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll concede that it will be, at the very least, a number in the W column, sure.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

creepy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK I'm still not comfortable with this lead

hit a HR, eli

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think that would make it any more comfortable, either.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait obama lincoln

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So who pitches the bottom of the inning?

Medders or Miller? Or (shudder) Merkin

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

medders please

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem just said Medders

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the love of God, Medders.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont take an 0-6 Nate

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone should tell the Giants....

Game isn’t over it…Stop laughing it up!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANNA MASTERNATE SO BAD

/prepares to fap

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

first pitch

ugh. Course E. Velez hit first pitch as well

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit

I don’t feel good

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that better if you reverse the subject with the body and then think of the old-subject/new body as a cure for the other.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 0-6

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and yet

a big reason were still playing

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. The cannon.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the few times on a message board where this spelling of “cannon” is actually correct.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gimpy-hand is due up in the bottom of the inning

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

yes flem we know our offense sucks

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ok we just need 3 outs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes me cry.

I am El Person and I ¢¾ this message.

by El Person on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the use of “we” that did it.

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Dinger!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MERKIN COMING IN FOR THE SAVE.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

did velez think it was a walk-off?

by agiantmistake on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he thought it was a single.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy Velez makes me happy.

by agiantmistake on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez

Oh well. Let’s finish this one

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OKAY GIANTS

Okay seriously, you need 3 outs, and one of the guys due up can’t even swing.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did Nate pick today to suck?

Tomorrow’s OF: Winn/Rowand/Lewis

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Right

As if Fred would get a start.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, good point.

In fact, Nate going 0-6 will probably guarantee him every start for the rest of the year.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow OF

Velez Velez Velez

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need him at second. Sanchez can’t play

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Lewis will start after this shitfest

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we use a designated left fielder on defense?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis will never start again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn/Rowand/Velez with call up Matt Downs at 2nd.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems the most likely. For reals.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t say anything bad about Velez for the rest of the season!!!

Or week.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Caps lock fail. I have been watching this game for too long.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

or evening

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give him 3 days

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CoLOLrado meltddown

How many will the Dodgers take from them?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

big hit by Eugenio, but he shouldn’t be pumping his fist while he’s running, and he shouldn’t be laughing until the game is over.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, a lil bush

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Eugenio, he probably doesn’t even know what’s going on.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is not over.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy....Don't fuck it up now

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

UGGHHH I DO NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm busy

Not counting my chickens.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

IM LEAVING AGAIN

we pitch better when i’m gone. /peace

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

wouldn’t it suck if we blew this?

/ducks

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

AND TARRED

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im scared again

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol bookends

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that's actually binary for

“your offense sucks donkey balls”

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

time it was and what a time it was

it was a time of innocence
a time of confidences
long ago it must be
i have a photograph
preserve your memory
they’re all that’s left you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That's Porkins

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“STAY ON TARGET”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

star wars nerd fail =(

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay on target!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Patton Oswald

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ack, i always screw that up

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt*

I like him as a comic

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today’s full circle is brought to you by ringleader3. Bravo.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i made the same name error twice

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRASSY KNOWLES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love “Gritty Gamer” the Squirrel in there.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WARM UP CAIN

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NO LEADOFF WALK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/Under

4 base runners this innings

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Its his bullpen session time anyway

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

but he'll win tonight

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm..?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH COME ON UMP GIVE US THAT

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d “only” thrown 29 pitches?

WTF Kruk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE FOWLER

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that made up for the second pitch

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck you Tracy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yo if you’re the rockies you gotta be pissed at this ump

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This is my favorite ump EVER.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He wants to go home.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OWler

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it approprite to laugh?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ya

I thought it was just off his toe

I apologize

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't cheer for opposing players' injuries

but I happily accept them.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fowled off Fouler's foot

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Knee somehow

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Fowler

Ouch!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fowler’s hurt

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

That looks bad

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry dexter..put up a pitcher

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, NOW he decides to hurt himself.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm afraid of looking up Medders' nose again.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

why would you do this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delete this now!!!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would u ever do that

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto, please delete

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are you doing this?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

BUT DUDEEE

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol/cry

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually pretty funny Vic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its hilarious

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That looks straight out of Peanuts.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only, with fewer clothes flying off.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does.

That part of it is funny.

The rest, not so much.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you guys

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah , no shit.

I’m no fan of Medders , believe me. And I think leaving him in invites this very scene.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF he’s pitched fantastic so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhhh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well until now

UNTIL VIC POSTED THESE PICTURES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cross your fingers , cross your toes.

Let’s not look up Medders’ nose.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf dude

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duuuuuuuude

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFFD

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today’s encouraging pic is brought to you by victor frankenstein.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now groove one

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders loses his concentration...

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok sorry fowler but you dont get forever

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

If he fucking walks him now I will fucking lose it.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You may now fucking lose it.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there any word on what happened to Pablo?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

cake

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad clams.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He slaughtered a calf or something. And then I think he ate it and now his stomach hurts. Or something. It definitely has to do with a baby cow.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tainted bamboo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAINTED BAMPOO!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha – you guys said “taint”.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk him then pick him off.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

outside corner…make him reach

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

450 PITCHES?!?!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

the fuck?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s pitch count tomorrow: over/under 450?

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK? REALLY?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK, MEDDERS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh , OK...

…I’ll take what comes.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

what in the fucking fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BROTHER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Get Sanchez in the game

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you walk a guy who just fouled a pitch off his foot?

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

what the shit, why would you not throw him a strike?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Then he walks. THis game is killing me

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad thing is,

This game’s gonna get half of the coverage the Red Sox game is gonna get.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t care.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

1/2?

they’ll be lucky to get a footnote

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

3 run lead

3 run lead

3 run lead

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes damnit

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GET HIM OUT OF THERE

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT IN TIM

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

CANT HE PINCH RAN LOLOLOL

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUTS

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

oh garsh

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Whre the fuck is Valdez and Miller???

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders can't feel his fingers

Halp

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders is done.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHITTTT

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, this game is not going to end.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope you all realize the early celebrations by Velez, etc. have doomed us to a 5-4 loss.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU

(You may be right)

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HGAGHAHAGGAH GET HIM OUT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

this would only happen to us

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES, NOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What the bullshit is this.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

do we really want Merkin Valdez at this point?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE OUT MEDDERS

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Clint Barmes has 20 home runs?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

KILL YOURSELF BARMES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

POOP UP!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 out

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yessss

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HUUUUUUUUUUUGE

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Playing with fire dude

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

oh boy here comes Justin Miller

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play nao plz

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders doing his best BWeez inpression

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP

por favor

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Standing Ovation for Medders

Great work.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

2.1 i think

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/mops brow

/eyes McC pitchforks

/eyes Australia

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tatooooooos

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. Nate should have knocked him the fuck out

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

\meekly raises hand

by 2X2L on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he fist pump after he caught it?

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time the ball is hit to him

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ IS GREAT

VELEZ IS ALL POWERFUL

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a very bad feeling about this

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not water this game down.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many putouts does Velez have in this game?

Gotta be 10. Plus being our offensive hero

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

3 run lead to play with

/Kruk

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Miller. Was Bochy in attendance on Saturday?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry Can't Lose This Game

i’m so glad he’s gone…wish it were forever!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin’s feelings must be really, really hurt by this game.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s pretty much the ONLY pitcher who can be expected to pitch serious innings out of the pen tomorrow night. He’d better get over it.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Book it

The Giants will call someone up tomorrow. Maybe two someones.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen to pitch long relief!

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then get sent down again!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since he’ll have nothing else to do, can he pitch in this game?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

great arm strength, doesn’t know where to throw it… hmm.. he could take Howry’s place on the roster.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

just to make it official

we’re out everybody except for an injury case and the guy pitching tomorrow

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

johnathan sanchez came in at some point?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Sanchez

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Valdez

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you scared?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

need a pic of his terrible LA backpiece

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got some ugly tats…

by californianotter on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will sell my daughter for 2 more outs

p.s. you also have to take her husband, though

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A GOOD DEAL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish this was a cain zone night when we could have gotten 13 bucks off seats

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

tHAT child was definitely born in the 6th inning

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Kruk: That child was born in the 6th inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

twas a good one

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Cain has to go 9 tomorrow, huh?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt only went two-thirds, and Howry only went one third

they should be alright

We could even bring in Velez if were up by 12ish runs

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

urg Fail

Valdez not Velez

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made sense either way.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking strikes.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone throw a first pitch strike

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF does that even say?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

love n' hate

en espanol?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

odio – amor

Love and hate?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bart, The

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/muted trumpet

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate millers motion

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

When I lived in Cal

I hated Millers Outpost.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris

I’m-an-outta

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I can’t wait for Scribblenauts.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to put vampires in the sunlight to burn trees down.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

UMP that was a strike

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Miller

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

plzplz

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I had aspirations to go see Inglorious Bastards tonight, but the Giants had other plans.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

I thought Brad Pitt’s accent was going to be obnoxious. It’s much better than the script I read last summer.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

once again another evening ruined by the giants

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good movie

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still time to catch the late show.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you leave now, you could be back in time for the 20th inning.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

please dp. please

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I didn’t want that comment to post.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would she really ever say this?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she was watching this Giants game, she’s probably said it like 10 times already.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

finiz him

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NO

Tulo up

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MILLERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck fuck

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhh oh

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that’s just dandy.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON DUDE

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

please god no

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

had to be Tulowitzki

didn’t it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

AT least fowler is gimping

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait… we actually walked Fowler?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i had nothing to do with it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true. You deserve to lose this game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame lame lame

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

if anyone was going to

you know what i’m not going to say it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

meh watev

this game is a fucking joke already

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

go to 3rd fowlers cant run

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i bet they told fowler not to swing against Medders btw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

miller better not fuck this up

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we going to be saying “Welcome back Sadowski”?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk him

He’s the only guy who can go yard. Next up is Eaton

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh I didn’t even realize that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF???

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MILLER STRIKES

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli should try to pick off fowler.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes you tatted freak

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

miller is such shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem with the understatement of the year: “It’s never easy here.”

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the most emotionally exhausting game i’ve seen in a while. i need a nap just from watching.

by funkydelivery on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

If this game gets tied back up, I’m giving up baseball.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

this cant be happening

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't Blow This:

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

If he throws strikes, bad things will happen

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

stike out

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

please

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DOOOUUUUBBBBLLLLEEEE PLAAAYYYYYYYY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Please can we catch a fucking break

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow that tulo chant is horrendous

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but it goes with the Rockies’ crappy stadium, their crappy mascot, and their crappy jerseys.

by Wazl on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate that stupid chant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, God. Just give us this one.

by Wazl on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

please god

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That Tulo chant is so awful!

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

AWFUL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh boy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OK DONT LET THE FUCKING PITCHER GET A FUCKING HIT OK

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Eaton has 3 lifetime homers

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit

were actually gonna lose

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

please please please

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Miller.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t wait for him to walk eaton on 4 pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

im gonna have a seizure

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If Eaton hits a walk off homer………..

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Isnt there a SS named adam eaton?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

adam everett

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar Vizquel

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

many words i could use right now to angry to type

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

here we go

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this game

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew this would happen

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fangraphs just turned into a spiral

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve seen enough of Miller. Put in Valdez

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

12 BBs.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

cant write this crap any better….

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

boachy get timmy

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please throw strikes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

for fuck’s sake.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BOACHY

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

See

You guys were all, like, who’s gonna hit the walkoff, lik three threads ago. And you all guessed offensive hitters.

LOL!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

pull him now

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW FUCKING STRIKES

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

this can’t be happening

by funkydelivery on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU MORON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

W T F

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE HIM OUT FUCKIGN NOW

DONT FUCK AROUND

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

VA;DEZ [;EASE VA;DEZ [;EASE VALDEZ PLEASE!!!!!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA

IT ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s got me talking to the TV now.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOURS!? HUH WHERE THE FUCK NOW?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put some pants on

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU EAT SOME PANTS PUT!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF HOWIE!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no pants = more Giants balls.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU MILLER

SECRET AGENT FOR THE FUCING DODGERES

YOU SUCK

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This is bullshit. This is bullshit. THIS IS THE ONLY REASON WE CONTENDED. SO THIS FUCKING GAME COULD HAPPEN.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MILLER I WILL RIP THAT SHITTY TATTOO OFF YOUR FUCKING BACK

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded walk to the pitcher?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

this is unbelievable.

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Medders.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So uhhhh…. who can still pitch for us?

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent: Don’t fuck up, I want to be the hero for getting on base

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull Miller now

do not wait for end of at-bat

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT FUCKING SHIT DAMN IT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump that was a strike

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCKING DICK THROW A STRIKE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull him now!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my effffing god. WTFFFF

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know this was how we were going to blow this game

WTF

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT DID NOT HAVE TO BE A STRIKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a sad

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

throw it fucking 70 mph

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a ball downt he middle

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Cain, im dead serious

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

hes pitching tomorow

but Dirty

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate him

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGHGHGHAGHHAGHRAHGRHAGRHAGAHGRHAGAHRGHARGHA

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ruh roh

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE Frisbee.

Fuck this boomerang crap…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET MILLER OUT OF THERE NOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

rfsdjoprgjmp;kojkeh

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

warm up freddy sanchez in the pen

by funkydelivery on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahahahah

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Go die Miller

PUT IN CAIN

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is real cute.

Real fucking cute.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for chrissakes

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

egknr amdjnodg

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.. TERRIBLE.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Game. Fucking worthless fucking piece of shit game.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin LOLdez

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the stupidest shit ever

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats it

Im going to church this Christmas.

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sacrificing a cat.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im sacrificing Justin Miller

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

unbelievable, indeed

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

dude what

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

put in Cain…please

by sanfranfan on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha this is hilarious

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU JUSTIN MILLER
FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE LIFE

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He needed to come out

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin Valdez gets to justify his roster spot

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Going to Merkin?

Good game everyone

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

the lead was fun while it lasted

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain….. now. This would be a devastating loss.

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck

now it’s all up to merkin?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ban that fucker Victor.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller has been solid all season,

i dont get it

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller has been lucky with BABIP all season

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REGRESSION

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE BUMGARNER AND POSEY FOR MATT HERGES AND PUT HIM IN THE GAME NOW

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller should be DFA’d after this game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He should be DFA'd RIGHT FUCKING NOW

And spanked and sent to his room without dinner.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lose, this game is over

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin, you're our only hope

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GG

I HATE THE SHIT THEY CALL JUSTIN MILLER

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Y'know...

….if they hadn’t banned greenies…ah, fuck it, never mind.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Think Velez is still laughing?

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

just put in Benitez and get it over with

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HE STRUCK OUT KEN GRIFFEY JR THAT ONE TIME

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

the rotting corpse of ken griffey jr

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Merkin's coming in

So that’s gotta inspire confidence, right?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

MERKIN IF YOU FUCK THIS UP I SWEAR TO GOD

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you expect from a loser with a LA tattoo on his back

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

But a Giants victory tonight would help the Dodgers!

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have to rely on MERKIN for a win?

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Miller and the rest of these bums....

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d bring in Jonathan. Or, did Bochy already use him?

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We lose, this game is over
We lose, this game is over
We lose, this game is over
We lose, this game is over

This

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

bases clearing double?

or what?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I just wanted to stop by to say

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT JUSTING MILLLER I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU IF WE LOSE THE GAME FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by snafu on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin is going to walk someone

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Snatchwig will save us!

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

put in Alderson or Barnes…… oh wait….

(takes another sip of jameson)

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

dear god

is it because there states full of eveaglicals, or that were califorinan heathens. we’ll be good, i promise will be nice to everyone even utah

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m hiring the Parsa Law Group to sue the Giants over thgis game

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tats

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to break something, but I’m too damn defeated.

by Wazl on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Single, then a DP, then 7 more innings…..

by funkydelivery on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Think about it, Miller will be charged with the loss

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

our win probability must be below 50% at this poitn

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually still 66%

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

0% NOW.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m going to cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Im already there

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to be a hero kid?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T GET COCKY

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A STRIKE!

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to blame this possible loss on Sabean. Just for shits and giggles.

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate facing Spilborghs here knowing he blew the game earlier and seeks redemption. Something smells.

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Second straight game a reliever got walked.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

MERKIN

i dont ask for much man. but please.

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKNIG DO IT!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOlz.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning makes me sad.

And really angry.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck
FUCK
fuckffuckfuadsfosadfn:sapinraENU

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

9rfyho9we

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst. Loss. In. History.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Jones

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to cry, I’m actually going to cry

by Wazl on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i quit everything

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SEASON OVER

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

also this

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, vic. Thanks a lot.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOSERS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi people. I posted in the first thread accidentally just now. Um, this game is going on a very long time. Many hours. Many.

Can you even believe this?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

:D:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’M BREAKING MY COMPUTER NOW

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Fair

Not Fair. They don’t deserve it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

sure they do

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They being the Rockies.

They don’t deserve to win.

The Giants deserve the pain for all they inflicted on.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season over

See you all next year

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, so, I don’t advocate suicide…

But he could retire without upsetting anyone.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t believe it, but I believe it

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

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"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want to curl up into a ball and cry

by snafu on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SEASON OVER

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t wait to hear how Flem and Kruk spin this a good thing in the post game show.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME SO LAME

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING GOD DAMNIT FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I just laughed. And cried.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least I don’t have to watch this fucking team any more this season.

by dmunk on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WORST LOSS EVER

GO FUCK YOURSELF BRUE BOCHY. SEASON IS OVER

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i hate this game

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

goodbye giants

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye, pants.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dont believe it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Even after all this time?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I quit baseball

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m laughing right now.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Cookymn is happy

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

season over

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Season over

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fuck

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by i wish we were good on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

why does the universe hate the giants?

by funkydelivery on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It starting to seem as though this isn’t unfounded

by Rdubya on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame boachy and miller

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

miller

should be released immediately. That was not the performance of a major leaguer. He came out in the 9th and he shit all over himself. It was the most pathetic thing I’ve ever witnessed. He couldn’t come close to a fucking pitcher. Quit the game now Miller. Go become a tattoo artist

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

2012!!!

Competitive just in time for the Apocalypse!

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

hold the phone

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

this is wrong

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

he took out medders

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

I can’t watch this team for the rest of the season.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

excuse me

FUCK

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies are 4 up with a the weakest home schedule in baseball (and a ton of it at home).

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

we won't win another game the rest of the season

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t help it – I’m laughing. How incredibly absurd.

Fuck this team.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m with you. I burst into laughter as soon as it cleared the wall.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been laughing all game

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK BORK

i HOPE THAT PIECE OF SHIT MANAGER GETS CANNED TOMORROW

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what's going on with the umps?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Flem was weirded out that they stayed on the field for a while.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

for

some reason i knew that was gonna happen :’(

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes me want to commit suicide

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this serious?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That was jacked the fuck up.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy never should have taken Wilson out.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I went to the gym at fucking 9:30, I just get back and what the fuck do I see!!!!!! WTF

by GrabbingSomePine on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

cant believe this

I’m going for a 6 mile jog to cool off. and no I’m not joking

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

why

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus fucking shit

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Football's fun

Football season starts pretty soon, we’ll enjoy that

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FOOTBALL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND FUCK HANDBALL TOO. SHIT. GOD DAMN.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL DAMN FART

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I like football

thanks for this.. oh yeah, shaun hill.. shit.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSTRATEGY!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fire Bochy Fire Sabean

Tank the season

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

somebody kill me

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So remind me again… WHY DO WE WATCH THIS DAMN TEAM??

Therapy for everyone – maybe we can get a group rate.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

here

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/24/1001354/open-suicide-watch-thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

never mind i deleted it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thread fail?

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAID DON’T YOU GUYS FUCKING DO IT! NOW I’M GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!

FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, quit being a fucking baby. Vic is awesome.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

VF: “Hey , Mr. Aborigine , where’s Ayers Rock?”
Aborigine: “Why?”
VF: “I want to climb under it…and hide.”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

toying with our emotions

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothin

never mind

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadison Bummedgarner is sad. And bummed.

And a gamer garner.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAH

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go (insert favorite football team here)

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Because it bears repeating:

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Now can we call up

Bowker etc and play for next year. Miller gets my award for the biggest choke I have seen in my life. I’d ship him out immediately. Valdez should have been out a long time ago.

As for Bocchy – Medders had just come back to get a guy. Why on earth did he come out.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I knew how to quit you Giants

by ElCartero on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I Don't Know What to Write!

I am sitting here wanting to write something but I can’t come up with anything!

by Tariq on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2:00 EST

I GUESS I SHOULD GO TO BED! NO WAY, I CANNOT SLEEP!

by Tariq on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Tariq, I’m here on the east coast too – not going to work – not going to sleep – going to possibly become a Nats fan.

by ElCartero on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

im in the bay area and thinking about becoming a nats fan…

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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