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Post-Game Thread: Giants Concede the Season

Liveblogging the end of the game....

Star-divide

8:19: Runner on first, no one out, and Aaron Rowand strikes out on three pitches. Do I mail a check for those postseason tickets, or is there a way to use my debit card?

8:28: If Howry blows this -- hey, look, a rookie outfielder is due to hit fourth! -- I'm not even going to blame him. He's pitched well enough this year, and he's been a fine fourth bullpen option. On a normal team with a non-wretched offense, he'd be a quiet, underrated contributor. On this Giants team, though, every late-inning outing in which he appears is an "Oh, dude, we totally haven't scored any runs this game, so you can't give up any, or else we'll lose. You have no margin for error. Good luck."

8:33: Oh, I get it. You didn't start the ninth inning with Wilson because you're saving him for a save situation. Except now you bring him in with runners on because it's suddenly an important inning? Like, it wasn't before? That makes none sense.

8:34: Kuiper: "The Giants would like to get this to the tenth, where they'll have the top of the order up." The top of the order: Velez, Winn, Uribe. It's cheating to make too much of this, as the only reason Uribe is hitting third is because Sandoval left with an injury, but if a team has Velez, Winn, and Uribe as the 6-7-8 hitters, that team's offense sucks. And how. So pardon me if I'm not excited that the Giants have the top of the lineup coming up.

8:40: Wow. I can't believe the Giants didn't score. I mean, they had the top of the order up.

8:48: Wow. I can't believe Velez made an error to put a runner into scoring position with no outs.

8:51: Still on life support, as the legend of Schierholtz's arm saves the game for the moment. Ryan Garko doesn't understand

8:53: MAGIC DOUBLE PLAY KEEPS THE SEASON ALIVE. Good gravy. Runner on second, no outs, a base hit, and...nothing. I would have lost the pink slip to my car if someone had put a twenty against it.

8:58: Molina bloops a single, and Ryan Spilborghs cocks his arm, obviously thinking about a throw to first. Awesome.

9:00: The home plate ump isn't giving the outside corner to either team. Good for him for being consistent.

9:01: Rough night for Schierholtz. Don't worry, though. Whiteside will fix it all. Correction: Brian Wilson's Bunting Magiporium will get the runner into scoring position! Unless he bunts into a double play.

9:03: Dammit. Just dammit. Helluva takeout slide by Lincecum at second, though.

9:06: OK, it's probably amusing to Rockie partisans, but having a burnout in a purple triceratops costume gyrate his hips behind home plate to distract the pitcher is a disgrace. It's an absolute disgrace. For all of the "Curse of the Bambino/Billy Goat" nonsense that surfaces every October, I'm hoping that in 2093, some sportscaster picks up on the Curse of the Inappropriately Ridiculous Mascot as the reason for the 100-year championship drought.

9:08: A 1-2 single from Yorvit Torrealba. Man, how I wish he were our cleanup hitter.

9:13: I have a ton of respect for Wilson, win or lose. Forty pitches, a runner on third with less than two outs, and he's still pumping 99 MPH fastballs by hitters.

9:14: Time for the twelfth inning. SCORE SOME RUNS, YOU DERELICTS. Fur coat and lame reality show notwithstanding, Wilson is almost certainly the most underrated member of this wacky playoff race.

9:16: The top of the twelfth starts with a quick Rowand-two count. How have we missed that nickname in the past two years?

9:23: Joe Beimel! Maybe he can be the karmic refund for Bobby Howry's multiple gifts to opposing teams.

 

9:25: Maybe not.

9:27: Checking the Fresno box score, I notice that John Bowker and Buster Posey have combined for twice as many walks as the Giants tonight. That's kind of funny. Less funny: Jesus Guzman has as many walks as the Giants.

9:30: Bottom twelve, and it's a 1-1 tie. In Coors Field. If you traveled back in time to 1998 in a flying Delorean, bringing an iPhone and a box score from this game, I know which one would have fascinated me the most. Two combined runs in 12 innings? What manner of sorcery be this?

9:35: If a major league team can't score runs off Adam Eaton, they don't deserve to be a major league team, much less a contending major league team. Mmmm. Belt-high 90-MPH fastballs and hanging breaking balls. Them's tough pitches! If Adrian Gonzalez is going to terrorize us for the next five years, the least Eaton could do is let us win.

9:41: That's the fastest Eli Whiteside will ever run from now until his last breath. Whew.

9:42: Schierholtz swings at a slider at his back foot. The sun sets in the west. A dog howls at the moon.

9:43: It wasn't a total blown call, but I wouldn't have blamed Angel Campos for calling Schierholtz out on the 2-2 changeup. Gameday says it was a ball.

9:47: Freddy Sanchez will rescue us all! Freddy San...aw, crap. He was just a decoy, and Brandon Medders will hit. Sanchez will be healthy in 14 days, so you can see why it's totally insane to put him on the 15-day DL. WHAT IF WE NEEDED HIM IN THAT 15TH GAME? Good gravy, think about that for a second. That would have been a nightmare to have needed him if he were unavailable.

9:49: Adam Eaton allows three baserunners and lowers his WHIP for the season. Medders has the best swing of the night. I wonder if he can play second.

9:59: Brandon Medders. The answer was Brandon Medders. Not Brandon Puffer, and not Brandon Villafuerte. The correct answer for "non-roster invitee who actually pans out" was Brandon Medders. Beautiful outing, and he almost had the game winning hit.

10:01: Second inning for Adam Eaton, Who, again, pitched himself off of the Orioles roster. Rowand-two promptly waves at two breaking balls that BOUNCED IN FUCKING KANSAS. Only three more years, and then we'll get to watch someone else!

10:04: One out triple from Renteria, aided by some funky caroms in the corner. I, for one, am skeptical that the Giants can hit a fly ball.

10:05: Kuiper: "If you are Ishikawa, this is the at-bat of your lifetime." So, so true.

10:07: Velez. A moratorium on Velez-related punchlines for, like, six months if he gets this run home.

10:09: VELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!

10:10: VELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

10:10: omgomgomgomgomgomgvelez

10:10: omgomgomgomgomgomgvelez

10:11: And they get another run. Unbelievable.

10:15: Wait, why are the Giants running out to the field? The Rockies get another freaking chance? Ooof.

10:18: The 1-0 pitch to Fowler in the bottom of the 14th was obviously a strike, but it was called a ball. Next pitch is a make-up call, way outside.

10:19: Ugh. Fowler's hurt. That's no good. I sure wish the Giants had one of those sweet young centerfielders. Fowler, Rasmus, Schafer, Maybin, McCutchen...nope. Rowand!

10:21: Three-run lead? Better be careful with that leadoff hitter. Nibble. Just don't let him hit a grand slam, even if you have to walk him.

10:27: Justin Miller fires in an 87-MPH fastball to start his save chance. Err.

10:33: Tying run on base -- two walks! -- winning run at the plate. Adam Eaton is up. First pitch: Waaaay outside. Second pitch: Waaaaay outside. Holy crap. Throw srikes, Miller.

10:35: Miller walks the pitcher. Tying run at second. Winning run at first. Thanks for the surprisingly productive work this year, Justin, but I'd just as soon never watch you pitch again.

10:39: The season is over.

The season is over.

The season is over.

That's the worst game I've ever seen.

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that was the worst game since game 6.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Completely agree

I’ll be canceling my MLB.tv subscription tomorrow. No reason to watch the rest of this disaster.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely

In the middle of the 14th, I thought, if they hold on to win this, it’s the best game of the season. If they lose…

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn’t even consider that they might lose by

1. walking a guy with a broken foot who probably was told not to swing
2. WALKING THE PITCHER WITH THE BASES LOADED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the pitcher was definitely told not to swing. That was confirmed by Tracy.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easily

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only comparison

since game 6,

its over

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what game six are you talking about? that was the worst game ever.

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 25, 2009 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the 2003 playoff loss on the dropped fly was worse than this. I cried after that game, and I didn’t cry after this one. Of course I was too numb to cry.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that one ended so much more suddenly and shockingly….this one was more painful in a way because even the most optimistic person had to have a little feeling that something like that was going to happen in about the 5th inning… it was just so long and painful.

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 25, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So my spirit is crushed.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seeing that makes me want to blow my brains out

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why your own brains?

Your name’s not Justin, is it? Or Merkin?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what makes me mad is that the players don’t care like we do. They just shrug their shoulders and talk about there being another game tomorrow. I guess it’s good in a way because if it were me, I wouldn’t get another hit the rest of the season. The only credit I give Justin Miller is that he supposedly cursed at Yorvit Torrealba for some reason. He stinks, but at least he’s one of the few that cares enough to get angry.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, i read about that too, wonder why, did Yorvit showboat?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually want the players to have whatever emotional reactions help them play a 162-game season the best they can.

Once a particular game is over, it is over. The only thing they can affect is future games, what with time only moving in one direction and all. If that means getting mad and taking some of that into the next game, fine. If that’s totally releasing the game as it concludes so that each day is fresh and the anger doesn’t make them play poorly in the only game they can control (i.e., the next one), fine. I imagine some people are one way, some the other, and some are still other personalities. But I certainly don’t need their emotions to mirror mine any more than I expect their skills to mirror mine.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 25, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

enough with thissssssssssss

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I SAID NO! WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TORMENTING ME?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t be hating on Vic. Merkin deserves the hate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand gets most of my hate.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure you can count the number of times I’ve used “fuck” in a main-page post on one hand. Rowand got one. He should feel honored.

by Grant on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why merkin, miller pretty much loaded them up, if miller did his job and actually picthed inside the box, yeah that thing with 4 corners, we would have split the series and made me and the whole area feel better, hate on miller and howry (the guy blows extra inning games or just games except against the rockies he did good well then nevermind hate on miiler the most though)

by big beaner on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t read that tonight… I will try tomorrow. Good night all.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

already lived it; dr.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cant comprehend failure of this magnitude

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vic Frankenstein

You might not want to post for a while.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s headed to the Bay Area for the games this weekend. He might just stay away.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh , might I then?

Saturday the 29th: Lower Box 109/Row 24/Seats 11 , 12
Sunday the 30th: Lower Box 125/Row 16/Seats 9 , 10

An’ the car is already RENTed.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Victor's off the hook

He could have been trying the reverse jinx strategy there. Now if it had been a picture of Merkin giving up a game winning homerun, he should have been permanently banned.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that

if I did that, I would have been banned becuz “OMG JINX”. That was wayyyy fucking worse than mentioning a no-no.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah , Gawd. STILL?

I simply cannot understand or support this mindset.

   Thinking I have the power to influence a game from the comfort of my home is just ridiculous. If you wish to give some concrete meaning to stuff like that – well , feel freely – just don’t expect the rest of the rational world to follow suit.

  Go to work , go to school , go rob your neighbor , go chase the Taliban around their living room…go do something real…and drop this mystical nonsense.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe in it either

but one game like 3 months ago both pitchers had no-hitters and i asked “what’s the longest a game’s gone with 2 no-hitters?” then Sanchez turned into bad sanchez and EVERY ONE blamed me and was pissed at me for weeks. I don’t think what I did is any worse than what you did, and people are defending YOU!

I feel so alone!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was a joke-mad meme.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 25, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WELL I TOOK IT SRS OKAYYY

Im sure there was an element of joking, but i felt like some people actually believed I was a jinx and it was getting annoying.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol SFGuy

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still don’t get this.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember my perspective, anyone?

It just got raped. Right in the fucking fuck.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe that would be the fucking fuckhole.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell Giants. Just, what the hell.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Grant had that whole post written after the 4th inning.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how do you walk the pitcher

the bullpen pitcher

how do you not throw a single pitch close to the strike zone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in a season lost, this wins

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pet peeve: No comma after “Dear”.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good call

that’s what i get for rushing to get this out whilst watching Miller shit all over the mound

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I otherwise agree with the rest of the sentiment.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dinger is some bush league bullshit.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baggarly was talking about the bush league things the Rockies do, like trying to get into a pitcher’s head by lying about the pitch speed, and the possibility that they fuck with the humidored baseballs. Add that mascot standing behind home plate and you have a trifecta of dishonest baseball. Nobody noticed before because the Rockies sucked ass with their tiny payroll, but now that they’re good this year, MLB should be watching them closely.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is it allowable to have an employee of the team so obviously trying to influence events on the field? I always thought the humidor thing was tinfoil hat material, but now I’m starting to wonder…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whether or not the conspiracies are true, I’d like to know how MLB could allow this without having the system monitored. This makes no sense at all

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 25, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh

the poor wittle giants fans have to resort to accusing the rockies of cheating. that’s cute. and sad. mostly sad.

by Narcoleptico on Aug 25, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck off

Seriously, get the fuck outta here. Go enjoy the win on your own damn site instead of acting like a child and rubbing it in over here.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 25, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EAT SHIT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 25, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bwahahahahahahahahahahahah

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by Narcoleptico on Aug 25, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

banned

for real this time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thankee ma’am.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT jponry! WHY YOU GET TO MODERATING WHEN IM GONNA BE MODERATOR AND DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you made a GDT yesterday!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so is you gloating here after a win, gtfo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Takes a bored little person to post this.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shut the fuck up you fucking fuck

your team is a disgrace

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She’s already gone. Don’t worry about it.

I thought I unhid everything that I hid before jponry did the banning and made everything okay, but apparently unhiding conversation strings is a big fucking hassle.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She or he. Weird… now I’m assuming that people on the Internet are girls….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sexist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know! Why do I hate sex so much?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you are bad at it?

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I’m pretty sure that’s not it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At the risk of

hugely conflating two completely different phenomena, I find it interesting that the Rockies organization has had a track record of being a strongly “Christian” organization and yet also takes part in what can charitably be referred to as “gamesmanship” (Dinger behind home plate waving his arms, the stadium speed gun issue, the humidor, etc.). It seems like these two traits should be incompatible, but maybe not.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty typical from my point of view. Many people play the whole “If God is on my side, then anything I do is right and justified.” game.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bingo

nearly all relgion is hypocritical

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the unifying theme that props up world peace

regardless what you believe/believe in, or what you THINK about what people believe/believe in…
Dinger should die in a fucking fire. This crosses cultural/social/political boundaries.

by sayheybk on Aug 25, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IAWTC

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course making the distinction between faith and religion, I agree with you.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a BIG distinction

and not ALL religion is hypocritical. But public figures who use their religion to further their careers are reprehensible, and it says so in the bible itself.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the most incomprehensibly terrible team in the history of baseball. Nobody knows our pain.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i feel dirty

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like somebody rubbed poo under your nose.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS

I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.

by GSWhode on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Tyler Walker’s going to pitch in the playoffs this season.

What…the…fuck.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The irony. It almost hurts too much.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Aug 24, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Scott Eyre. And Matt Palmer. And Matt Herges. :-(

by m34josh on Aug 24, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And almost Jack Taschner…at least the Giants were right on that one.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh, Scott Eyre was a good pitcher for us.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The worst thing the Rockies have done is that they’ve forced me to root for the Dodgers this week.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and i got his autograph 4 times!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We had to win 3 out of 4 to tie these bastards. Losing 3 out of 4 meant we were done no matter what. Losing 3 out of 4 in this fashion…we’re not only done, but we’re cooked, basted, fried, and stuffed down the goddamn garbage disposal. FML.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 games with leads of 6-1, 2-0 and 4-1

all blown

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes it hurt even worse.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and that defines how this season ended

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am laughing, I cant help it. This is so hilarious. I am dead inside, but its too funny.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was my first stage, then shock, anger, and disbelief. This morning it is just deep seated bitterness.
Caps Lock Warning: OMFG FIRE BOCH AND SABES THIS MORNING!!
4real tho

by Giant Homer on Aug 25, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin Miller is fucking worthless.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we trade him to L.A. Ink for that chick?

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Merkin is worth less than worthless. Dump ’em both.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one who is going to buy tickets to some games just so I might get the chance to boo Justin Miller?

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Your cool. Fuck you. I am out of here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well.. uhh…. THIS WAS THE WORST FUCKING SERIES IN HUMAN HISTORY HOW COULD ONE MAN MANAGE A TEAM SO BADLY THEY ARE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT I WANT TO KNIFE SOME KITTENS I AM SEMI FUCKING SERIOUS THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE OF A Team why do we have to put up with this shit/ WHY CANT WE BE GOOD?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY MY NAME IS MERKIN I WANT TO PITCH FOR THE GIA-

/crack

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the funny is gone now

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone at least tell me what VFrank did?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posted two photos of Medders giving up homers against the Dodgers

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s really ironic, seeing as Medders gave up the winning home run to Spilborghs.

by Grant on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right,

luckily I’m not the only one confused here.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like the good advice that you just can’t take.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like rain on your wedding day.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like Alanis Morrisette doing a song about that herb on that Full House garbage TV show.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posted a picture of Medders giving up a HR and people seem to be convinced that it’s why we lost.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on, you know no one really thinks that’s why we lost.

Fred Lewis is why we lost.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wasn't clutch in his only plate appearance....

DFA him now

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He posted the picture of the HR Medders gave up to Kemp.

Twice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was two different homers, actually

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

Thanks O_O

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s been nice meeting all of you. I can no longer support this team this year. I’ll be back in 2010 for more thoughts of suicide.

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it’s a good thing I have class tomorrow night.
I CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!!!

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've figured out how I'm going to die someday ...

it will be while I’m listening to a Giants game

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Official cause of death on your certificate:

Redundancy

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want to see one of those “We’re in this!” ads anymore.

We’re not in this.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that campaign the biggest. jinx. evr?

by Giant Homer on Aug 25, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I no longer believe this team can make the playoffs.

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think this one is over. It would take a miracle, at this point.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. PUT FREDDY SANCHEZ ON THE FUCKING DL YOU FUCKING MORONS
2. DFA JUSTIN MILLER
3. KILL JUSTIN MILLER
4. BAN VFRANK
5. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA MERKIN TOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND ROWAND.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES
YES
YES
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
YES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIXED

YES
YES
YES
FUCK YES
YES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Pablo’s calf?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it even matter. Rest him for next year.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moo.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thx for the smile.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So does that make it a corn-feh'd calf?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

THE UMPS JUST CAME BACK ON THE FIELD TO LAUGH SOME MORE

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Things I dont believe

Miller walked ADAM FUCKING EATON to score a run

Now its your turn!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy taking out Medders

when he only had Miller and Valcez

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Medders was done. Miller & Valdez just gave it up.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Medders made nice comeback to his last hitter. I would’ve left him in. He was the lone brightspot in a wornout pen today

by m34josh on Aug 24, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least one more hitter before you took him out. The thing that killed me is that Helton and Hawpe were removed from the heart of their order and they still beat us.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NFW

I’d rather have tired medders than Miller or Valdez

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OFFENSE FAIL OFFENSE FAIL OFFENSE FAIL OFFENSE FAIL

DRINKY TIME THOUGH

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, the Marlins have already won two titles. I always kind of figured the Rockies would beat the Giants, too.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It says the Home Page doesn’t exist????

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL WHAAAAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am interested to see the traffic spike in website hits right after the game ended.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t blame it. It’s embarrassed to be affiliated with the Giants

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saw that… Grant cancelled MCC after that loss.

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad but true

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He might as well

Time for me to pack it in and get a life.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the same when I tried to get back on MCC

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whodve blamed him?

by DruggyBear on Aug 24, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/fades from existence

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was a grand dramatic gesture… apparently the flood of misery broke SBNation?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really wanted to get on this site and blow off steam after that loss but I couldn’t. It’s Grant’s fault that I gunned down three of my neighbors after this game.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least it can take a ball

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Sabean kicks your left testicle’s tires

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, except Sabean doesn’t want anything or anyone that can take a ball.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lance Armstrong’s left testicle could out hit the Giants.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, there’s still another month. This team isn’t too far out of it.

Really though, that could be enough time for this team to suck so bad that Bochy and/or Sabes don’t return.

by DesertFox on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope can be a dangerous thing.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep its over

Now I guess I have to root for the Rockies to pass the Dodgers. When Miller gets dont cleaning his pants from pitching in a game when it matters he should just get the next bus out of town. Become a tattoo artist. Unfucking.

BTW – why did Bochy take Medders out?

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He had kind of lost the strike zone.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Couldn’t throw strikes anymore.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He came back to get Barmes

He had thrown the ball well for 2 1/3. Miller is a 5th inning guy. Valdez is a never should get in a close game guy. You had to stick with Medders there.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilson and Medders were heroic

but they were done. Leaving them in would have been suicide. Bochy had to bring in either medders or valdez and hope they were over the Saturday debacle

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 25, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Men know when they're beaten

Boys don’t know anything.

Hopefully, the Giants can just give it up nice and easy to the rest of the league and rest the three good players they have for next season.

Giants fans will fill the stadium regardless.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Eaton allows three baserunners and lowers his WHIP for the season.

For some reason that line made me laugh out loud through the tears.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Im gonna go die

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have tickets to the game on Saturday but I really don’t want to go :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m supposed to go Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I’d rather DIAF.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sunday = bobblehead day

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m doing the Plate to Plate run that day, so I get a bobblehead automatically. No need to go to the game. I might skip it.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is a Matt Cain day.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’ll probably go. I’m being all over-dramatic, but I will be at as many home games as I can for the rest of the season.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go. Think of us poor souls that don’t even get the enjoyment of the ballpark. Do it for me. Do it for Johnny.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll go. AT&T is my favorite place in the world, and I’m in massive withdrawals.

I think, though, that I will stand outside the players parking lot tomorrow afternoon and throw bags of dog poo at Justin Miller and Merkin Valdez when they come in.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are places where you can stand high up and throw shit.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, do it for me.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabean should have either put freddie on the Dl or sent down a pitcher and bring up a bat until freddie can play. Somehow I think this all has something to do with frandsen again somehow. Anyway, it probably cost the giants the game.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Season. It cost them the season.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t agree. If they had the extra bat, Bochy would have wasted him earlier in the game.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, it probably didn't cost them...

It’s just more of the same stupid dead-from-the-neck-up garbage that characterizes this organization, from Sabean on down.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but, if he puts Sanchez on the DL, he would have to call up Frandsen, and that goes against the cardinal rule of Brian Sabean.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 25, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet they wouldn’t call up Frandsen, I don’t know whose puppy he ran over but I know who’s sleeping in it’s dog house.

I betcha if they DL Sanchez they bring up someone like Rolinger. Anybody got Judy’s number?

Seriously though… from Baggs blog:

The staff began discussing September callups. I wouldn’t assume everyone on the 40-man is coming up. There might be a surprising omission or two. Also, if you haven’t heard of Dan Runzler, you might want to study up.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should have put Cain in………

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that would mean a win

and you just CAN’T use a starting pitcher.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can if he’s between starts. That meant J. Sanchez for 30 pitches as a last resort.

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cain starts tomorrow. Sanchez would have been the guy, but only after Miller and Valdez, and bochy would have left one of the two in for 3 innings

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 25, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fire Sabean and Bochy. Just… just damn it.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My hands are still shaking.

Because I’m angry.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH YEAH FUCK

Pablo’s still injured

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sit him for the rest of the week.

Conceding in August is preferable to failing so spectacularly. Nobody learns from daily humiliation. They just become psychopaths.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn it. Just remembered.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s up with the Frankenstein thing? I can’t get back to other threads to brief myself as the homepage is still down…

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Posted pics of Medders giving up homers to Kemp and Manny while Medders was pitching

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was semi-funny but probably not a good move popularity wise.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The heck with that. He’s a good duder!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya I don’t really care, just describing what happened.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm no diplomat.

And DEFINITELY neither tactful nor superstitious.
I was merely illustrating the folly of overpitching Medders , if you wish to pin Valdez’ pitching on me that’s just fucking stupid.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s what I was saying.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I said, just describing what happened. I thought it was funny after the second one.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

er , Miller.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both

Neither pinned on you though.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t have a big problem with it, but I am superstitious and thought it was poor timing. What it had to do with Valdez is beyond my logic.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I walk under ladders AS A RULE. Been doing it for about 15 years.

Four years ago I fell asleep going 70+ with a BAC of .2.
Not .02 , but two tenths.

I woke up sliding sideways down the interstate…yet no one was harmed (one car accident – and yes , there were others nearby.)

So much for superstition (and driving under the influence!)

Still , my lack of superstition is by no means an excuse to alarm those who are , not that that was my intent – and I wasn’t trying to actively jinx anything , just pointing out what can happen when one overMedders.

My apologies.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m less bothered by posting humorously dickish images than I am by the idea that not driving drunk is only a superstition.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn’t lose the game for us. I did. I was sitting by my computer when we scored the three runs to take the lead, and I got nervous in the bottom half and started pacing. If I had just stayed seated…..

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I refused to get up from the couch so as not to jinx it… I was terribly wrong.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At the end of the game the guys on tv gave the order to get up, change seats, walk around the room. I did, Mr. Merope didn’t, I even said at the time “If they lose it’s your fault!!!” So ….

by Merope on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I said, no big deal. Medders wasn’t the problem.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys, look what this awful offense is doing… There turning us against each other. This is just wrong

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 25, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This may be worse than that Benitez double-balk fiasco.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way worse.

The Giants sucked that year, so although it was a bad loss, it didn’t really mean that much. This was pretty much the worst loss since at least 2003.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, I’m confused about the front page thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's still not working?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it says it doesn’t exist D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant destroyed it in a fit of rage

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We must stay here forever.

DOOMED we are to this thread recapping this loss

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's working for me...

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try refreshing the page

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it’s working for me too.

by Grant on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely 404 for me.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had jponry’s thread open when it was deleted, I don’t know if or how that could do anything, but?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got nothing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought angry Grant was angry

I’m using Firefox, btw

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have two 404’s open which should have been the homepage.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chrome it up!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

404

over here too, firefox.

by kornstar2004 on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't work for me.

Leads to a 404 page.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is it that the main page is a 404 but this page still exists?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Magic!
Main page is back up now.
Well, least it was last I checked.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s back up with the 666 for the main game day thread still there.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the worst part...

is that this is still a GOOD season for this team. Yet, we gave up 2 really good prospects thinking we were better than we are. It’s gonna hurt in the long run.

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Think about this: Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy will be rewarded for being involved in this season and this team.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM MST reply reply

So I guess I won’t be meeting him for drinks next weekend..

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Im on your side

Those pictures were hilarious. The Giants are just worthless

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lol'd

The second one won me over.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya, samesies.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got your back VF.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in the end, Miller was the one who really fucked up, so you’re ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame the offense for not scoring more than one fucking god damn run in 13 innings.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, that too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drink it up right now

I waited til post game to open a beer. Stupid me

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was funny!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still <3 man

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then again I passed on watching extra innings…

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It made me chuckle at the time you posted it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's really nothing to say

but I just can’t bring myself to do anything else at this point.

by joe t on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The last 4 lines of the season

The last 4 lines of the season. . . .

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablo...

Eff… i forgot about this.

Worst game ever.

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s working for me. I just loaded the Home page right now.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

weird. not me.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not for me

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

server overload?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bullpen is DOSing it.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hiding in shame

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cyber suicide

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

14 walks

thats right 14,

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how is it even possible to walk that many batters

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ADAM EATON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least Daily show is coming on. The stupid fail of this country will at least make me less depressed about life.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

for three weeks

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now what the hell am I supposed to do.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DON’T CARE! I JUST NEED TO SEE SOMETHING THAT WILL DEPRESS ME LESS THAN THIS!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go watch Requiem For A Dream

That should be less depressing.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Old Yeller is a feel good right now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian’s Song

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dancer In The Dark

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hostel looks pretty cheery right about now.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Million Dollar Baby

“Now me , Clint!”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Se7en.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve actually never seen that movie.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s good but not really on the same level as those other ones.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The episode of Buffy where her mom dies

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Phantom Menace is on Spike TV right now. That should be pretty undepressing.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’M PUTTING IN BAMBOOZLED RIGHT NOW!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont know why i watched that movie

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants are the most soul-crushing team in the history of baseball

I hate myself for loving them.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no dude, we aint the Cubs

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Cubs aren't a baseball team

They’re a sideshow… the only team with a legitimate complaint is the Indians.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cubs and Indians...

At least those two teams have World Series wins they can point to at some point in their history. As long as they’ve been in San Francisco, the Giants have never won a World Series. Because I’m a Bay Area native, whatever it is the Giants accomplished in NYC is relatively meaningless to me.

No major pro sports (MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL) franchise has has gone as long as the Giants have, without ever having won a championship in their currrent city. 51 years and counting.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 25, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All we have left to hope for

is the Rockies taking out the Dodgers.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dodgers sweeping the rockies would be better

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh huh

The Dodgers have sucked more than the Giants since June, so no chance. The Dodgers are waiting with their pants around their ankles and their greased up anuses poking into the air.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think LA scouts learned 2 things from this series:

Giants pitchers won’t try for a called third strike on 0-2 and 1-2 counts.

The Rockies with low BAs can’t hit the 95+mph fastball.

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re not going to catch the Dodgers, whether it’s for the division or wc…they can sleep walk through their September schedule. Rockies are our only chance, I’m rooting for the Dodgers to sweep them. I don’t feel bad about this; I hate the fucking Rockies just the same as I hate the Dodgers.

by superk1ng on Aug 25, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the Rox just saw Fowler screw up his knee.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NL Wild Card

1: Rockies, 71-54, W3;
2: Giants, 67-58, L3, 4.0 GB;
3: Braves, 66-58, W2, 4.5 GB;
4: Marlins, 65-59, L2, 5.5 GB;
5: Cubs, 62-60, W1, 7.5 GB;
6: Astros, 61-63, L1, 9.5 GB

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell would this team do in the playoffs?

nobody can hit except for Sandoval and there are numerous fielding/baserunning/strategy gaffes.

This team is Lincecum and Cain, and not much else.

by joe t on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it’s basically pointless for them to even attempt the playoffs anyway.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could fail on nationaler tv!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2009 CoLOLrado Rockies

2007 NL West TempestTeapot Case In Point Redux?
Stay Tuned!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SF 49ers anyone?

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Since the NFL legistlated against the 49ers

It’s no fun watching them try to compete.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol wut?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALEX SMITH MVP

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHAUN HILL BITCHES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really I just wanted to rile Persiflage’s up a bit. His feathers get pretty ruffly about Alex Smith.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, rile his up. Of course he has one. Who doesn’t? Shut up.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm nearly over Smith

he just hasn’t shown it. He’s gotten his shot this year, and this is the right call. I’ve been trying to defend him for a loooong time, and it may be time to admit he’s just not good enough. We’ll see.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shaun Hill absolutely deserves to start, but writing Alex Smith off for these two exhibition games is the wrong reason to write him off. Writing him off for everything he’s done the last four seasons is fine, but nobody should allow their opinion to be significantly swayed by 20 exhibition season pass attempts.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

he just looked the same as he always has- good arm, but he just can’t make a quick decision to save his life. I admit that it was his first healthy action in about 2 years, and I’m NOT giving up on him, but @ this point this is the right call. I hold out hope for him but I’m less optimistic than I was at the beginning of camp.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You won't find a bigger Smith apoligist since he was drafted than me

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NATE FUCKING DAVIS BITCH!

by PiKAgiant on Aug 25, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very excited about the dude

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walks...the season conundrum

The giants pitchers throw walks…the giants hitters dont get walks.
We need a new approach at the plate.
Excuse me while I down a bottle of Drain-o

Silver lining…none…

by _Joe_ on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, fuck that shit

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grant, were you live-blogging the game to yourself?

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I seriously hurt

That game made me feel sick to my stomach. Not in the cliche kind of way, but in the literal sense. As in, this team LITERALLY pains me.

by gvp914 on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For tonight, Merkin had a -0.663 WPA on 2 pitches. Meaning he averaged -0.331 WPA for each pitch thrown.

Fucking unbelievable.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cut him and Miller

call up Waldis and Matos

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Osiris

has risen

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am really, really down with that.

They needed to cut Merkin a long time ago.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s been a waste of roster space all season, but he’s out of options so the Giants have been afraid to send him out. Let somebody else have him, who the fuck cares?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is wpa?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

win probability added

don’t ask me to explain it, i don’t know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wiggly Poop Attack

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed because im immature

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right now I don’t give a fuck

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell him Whiteside > Bengie.

He has a man-love-crush on Bengie.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

blah blah blah 14 ENNINGS blah blah blah ENNING ENNING blah blah Manny Ramirez

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll tell him the giants should sign bonds too

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

While you’re at it, tell him it’s “inning” and not “enning.”

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This team makes me ashamed to have ever believed.

by Dan from NM on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fck, Imma cry. This is the most devestating loss I've witnessed since that infamous WS.

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just in case….
Keep it in a safe spot.
There’s always another game tomorrow.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no kidding. Great job by Wilson

only to be let down by the gutless wonders Miller and Valdez

by joe t on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

miller

biggest choke I’ve ever witnessed. Balls the size of raisans

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, nipples like raisins.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to go listen to depressing music.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m going with the crooners.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not true

i believe Lucifer rec’d it.

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zito has definitely earned himself some respect the way he has pitched recently. I no longer have nightmares the night before he starts and when he does post a 5ER game, I’ll be shocked.

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

well that explains ALOT

/check the number of comments if your wondering why Grant posted that

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is why Wins are useless:

Adam Eaton:

2IP 3H 3R 3ER 5BB 1K. Current ERA 8.08
gets the Win

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“You get a win for that….. I guess.”

Bruce “Holy shit motherfucking retard” Bochy

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the problem with living in a dense urban area

I want SO BADLY to let loose with some guttural screaming, but I can’t… can’t wake the neighbors… holy moly…

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The neighbors have already complained about me

and that was before the 14th inning

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pillows. lots of pillows.

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zito....

…can you believe how sorry we all feel for him these days? Amazing that, of all people, he is pretty much in the bottom 20% of Giants who are to blame to this fucking fiasco.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito was money for us tonight

not that it mattered

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so hey guys there were 666 comments on the first gamethread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was playing with house money. And I got greedy. I started card counting with their own money. And now their purple fucking goons came and punched me in the nuts and stole all of my money.

Good night McC… see you when I can stand the sight of a baseball again?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THE ROCKIES. FUCK COORS FIELD. FUCK THE ROCKIES.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the first person to post an optimism thread gets banned

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everything is shit and everyone should treat everything accordingly.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!

optimistically lays out various lubes

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ell'd Oh Ell, for reals

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn’t laugh but can’t help myself.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so hey guys how many of you haven’t died yet?

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Preemptive Krukow STFU

I don’t wanna hear about how they battled.

I don’t wanna hear about how they gutted it out.

I don’t wanna hear about how intensely they played.

I don’t wanna hear about how they left it all out on the field.

I don’t wanna hear about how they’ll band together and right the ship because they’re so god damned united as a club.

Just STFU.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t get how he could say how well the two teams played this series, when you had a 14-11 Coors Field abortion, and the Giants’ made fielding gaffes all over the place.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

Now to bury myself in “Arrested Development”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop, you're starting to scar George Or!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Star to scar George Or!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just finished watching the entire series over a 2 week span.

Hulu FTW

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats my plan, now that the Giants are fucked

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Always Sunny in Phildelphia

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hitting....

Perhaps if we had a lineup that didn’t feature the worst hitting in the league we wouldn’t have to go through games like this!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over / under on postgame “they really showed up today”

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kuip:

“I really did not see that coming.”

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh I sure as hell did.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We all did

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's the only one!!

Even after Velez scored, I just knew somehow that we’d still lose. Don’t ask me why. I was so NOT surprised to see the Rockies win it.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, the whole game would be more devastating if it wasn’t so damn predictable.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bingo

I didn’t watch anything after eaton walked. I fucking knew the whole time

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he died a little tonight

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did… some dude in my fantasy league has been telling me how fucking good Ryan Spillborghes was all year… it had to happen against us, didn’t it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird

Because I told my wife what would happen before the inning started.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess it’s too late to eat dinner. Jerks.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Minor oath, but I’m swearing right now I’m not putting myself through another Giants game this season, regardless of whether or not they make the playoffs.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

And you don’t have to worry about the second part.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Front page is up for me

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh good

I can now leave and come back if I want to wallow.

Which I do.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no words. I picked the wrong day to come back to the gameday threads. I need a softer office chair. My ass hurts. I drank 3 glasses of basil hayden. I became a velezbian. My spirits were raised up to the heavens. They sank to the depths of hell. A couple of those threads broke my computer. I feel like breaking it myself. Couldn’t they have done this a little less painfully? The booze helps. The fact that I got to be at work in 7 hours doesn’t.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bravo on the correct beverage.

And, for that matter, the correct dosage of them.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The announcers sound like they’re going to cry.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if i could still feel i would cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s worse than Twilight

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 10

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE REAL SEX I MEAN JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE FIRST BOOK ALREADY.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I am.

The only small bit of consolation I am taking is this was the only game of this series I didnt go to.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aren’t we all?

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I totally expected them to lose, and would have been fine if it was a normal, 9 inning loss.

But, this soul crushing nightmare of a game was NOT OK.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Today's game...

It is not about being fair…and it is not that they fought hard or battled….it is that they have lousy plate discipline and can’t frickin hit guys!!!!!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

put Krukow on waivers

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's already started

THEY BATTLED THEIR BUTTS OFF!!!

Fuck you.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS TYPE OF GAME WILL MAKE THEM STRONGER!!!

Fuck you.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like AIDS makes you stronger?

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUILDS CHARACTER

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is Aaron Rowand the worst signing in the history of baseball?

I mean, is that fucking guy good at anything?

He will haunt us for three more years.

by joe t on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HE SAVED JONATHAN’S NO-NO!!!!!!!1

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no chance

sarcasm or not

no chance

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPNEWS

Is starting their broadcast with this game.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the only way the Giants get national attention. Figures.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good for them

From a totally objective sports fan view point, that was an epic baseball game.

From a Giants fan perspective, it was like Mao’s Long March, but longer.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And sadder.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weren’t there only like 6 or 7 games tonight though?

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but the Red Sox were playing.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not masochistic enough to read that recap

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now’s when Kruk picks Rowand as player of the game.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sandoval DL
Sanchez DL
DFA Merkin

I dont care

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

[10:30] pr: you’re hella pumped about eugenio velez right now arent you
[10:30] deuce: no, because this game isn’t over
[10:30] deuce: and the rockies are assholes
[10:30] deuce: and hitting a three-run homer right now would be something they would do

I was a run off.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry guys. We'll just draft, sign, and trade for more starters.

Totally ok.

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i want to scream

so badly

i really want to lose my shit

but i can’t

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to break everything in sight.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still shaking

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just get over here and fuck me already.

Wait…that greedy bastard Bummedgarner’s knocking at my door…again.
Go hide in the closet. And no cheering.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quioa?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quinoa?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

But it’s time to be a grown-up and get through the night.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just calm down

Think of Omar. Playing the ukelele. With a mongoose. In a loud shirt.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was falling asleep during the 14th. Woke up, and forced myself to stay awake to see them shut the door. Now I can’t fucking sleep and I still have to be up early.

Then I tried to come here after the game and SBNation gave me the 404 finger.

by kaliber on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

was anybody else getting 404 error messages for the last 20 minutes?

I was fearing that Grant committed suicide and took the blog with him

by FluLikeSymptoms on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking he just said fuck it and deleted the blog.

by kaliber on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it was mentioned upthread

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea.. i had to google this thread out.. omfg..

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

m too

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This logic speaks to me. If they had just failed like they normally failed then it’d be alright. But taking it up like…. 8 levels was really shitty. Howry should have taken one for the team.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did one of my comments get deleted?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How would you even know? It’s refreshing too fast for me to keep up even reading it let alone with what I’ve posted.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What can they do about it??

What…suddenly Rowan, Renteria, Uribe, Molina, Garko, Ishikawa, Schierholtz are suddenly going to start hitting? Taking pitches? Drawing Walks??

Nice dead air guys!!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No funny picture could lighten my mood.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just don’t understand, I just don’t understand, I just don’t understand.

I don’t understand why I kept the TV on after Miller lost the strike zone.
I don’t understand why I’m going to the game tomorrow to see Cain get fucked out of his thirteenth win for the thirteenth time.
I don’t understand why our hitters swing at balls.
I don’t understand how a team whose mascot is a purple rhino-triceratops, whose fans chant “Tu-Lo,” and whose ballpark is a sandbox single-handedly ruined my stupid, idiotic dreams for a Giants’ post-season.
But most of all, I don’t understand why I continue to follow this team.

Fuck it, I’m done.

by Wazl on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was an unpleasant drive to work, all I can say is " wow just wow".

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Post game wrap

Hahaha no one even wants to talk

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My player of the game: Armando Benitez

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his spirit lives in this bullpen!

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Armando Benitez has been an additional cuss word for a long time now

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, fuck this

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My partner's home

I have to act happy. Happy-ish.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish Bob Howry had just given up a walkoff HR in the bottom of the 9th

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If only life was that good

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if only life was liveable..

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

truly meta

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Yahoo!, we still have two on in the top of the 13th. Those were simpler times.

by IShopAtTheJerkstore on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my facebook status is perfect, “i’m a giants fan, FUCK MY LIFE”

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

perfect. just switched mine to say the same.
i need another fucking drink, and another fucking smoke from my year old pack that hadn’t been touched until tonight.

by scottishgiants on Aug 24, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll have whatever your drinking please

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants and #sfgiants are trending topics on Twitter right now.

So sad.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was planning on drawing really cool pictures of each Giant. I’m not doing that anymore.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilson deserves it. Lincecum. Cain. Zito. Panda.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

But I don’t even want to associate myself with this team for a while.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes. understood.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Medders did a helluva job today.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed and wilson. those 2 beasties

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never have I been so glad to miss most of a game.

Also, looking at the gameday thread on Purple Row, it seems like they spend half their time doing one of two things: either talking about funny things we say, or complaining that we say too many naughty words.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm a Purple Row'er...

And I’ve been lurking since the 9th. And not posting over there. You guys are hilarious.

by roxintober on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go away. I have a feeling you’re gonna rub shit in our collective face.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, that was a cool comment right now. Came on just to compliment the site. I can dig it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

As far as baseball humor, I haven’t gotten much since FJM left my life.

by roxintober on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, at the very least, could you guys beat the Bums for the division?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hoping so...

I like our pitching match-ups. Kershaw is like 7+ ERA at Coors, Wolf is good and we have to throw Fogg, but Vincente is beatable.

by roxintober on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you score like 10 runs off Kershaw.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t Kershaw the one that got hit in the head?

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was Kuroda.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuroda.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuroda

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bean Russell Martin, while you’re at it?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you Rockies fans going to want to fuck me too?

I mean – I’m OK with you all.
But Dinger has to sit outside.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

I don’t like doing that. Re: 1993-2006

by roxintober on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you seem cool. you can stay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry for the initial hostility. You can understand my anger… Or not, seeing as how the Rockies never lose.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least our Niners beat your Broncos in a non-meaningful preseason game? is that a good comeback?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is no good comeback to this.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've ignored Broncos football

Ever since Buddy Brister was considered a starting quarterback.

by roxintober on Aug 24, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, since I blessedly missed the end

Was it sensible for Bochy to pull Medders? I know he’d thrown a lot of pitches, but just looking at the game log, it seems pretty random for Bochy to send him back out and then pull him after one out.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this was just one of many blunders by bochy tonight…unfuckingbelievable…he should resign, effective immediately

by boolemaster on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

medders was

thrwoing well. He walked the leadoff hitter then fell behind 3-0 and came back to get Barmes. Bochy had no one else to go to. Another moment in great managing

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it sensible to not bunt

with a man on 2nd and no outs in the 8th?

The man is an idiot.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, I thought he was just out of gas. In a game full of extremely questionable managing decisions, that was one of Bochy’s less questionable ones. If Justin Miller and Merkin Valdez can’t get two more outs without giving up five runs, then fuck them.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I mean, he was completely out of options at that point.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah seriously

those two assclowns had to get TWO OUTS. that’s IT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way

Did you see the look on medders’ face? he did not want to come out…dude pitched his ass off and you take him out right after he recovered from being down 3-0? absolute bullshit

by boolemaster on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were you watching him pitch or just his facial expressions?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 24, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, DFA Merkin do whatever with Miller

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do whatever with Miller

/takes out sledge hammer

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once Medders walked Fowler (who literally crippled himself the pitch prior) everyone was calling for Medders' head, myself included.

that loss should get Justin Miller and Merkin Valdez cut.

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

between this game

and Saturday’s, they have no place in the major leagues.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

asking miller and merkin to win the MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE SEASON is absolutely asinine…looking at miller’s game log, nearly every game he’s pitched in this year has resulted in a loss…FIRE BRUCE

by boolemaster on Aug 24, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a 14 inning game, chances are you’ll be down to the dregs of your bullpen by then (uhhhhh Adam Eaton, anyone?)

There are plenty of ways Bochy screwed up but i don’t think the pitching changes in the 14th was one of them

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

give me one good reason why medders should have come out…i know people were calling for his head here, but c’mon…he deserved the chance to close this game out and bochy pissed all over him….garbage

by boolemaster on Aug 24, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he was at like 35 pitches at that point. He seemed pretty gassed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’d been in 2 1/3 innings and he was having trouble throwing strikes. He’d just walked a guy who couldn’t swing.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That hurt.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but he threw strike three only to have the umpire call a late timeout. He came back and got Barmes, you don’t pull him after he seems to have found himself.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not commenting on the decision to pull him so much as saying walking a guy who can barely stand is painful.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not so sure that was strike three, it looked borderline and more than a bit outside to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It sounded like the guy was done. Nobody in the gameday thread thought it was a bad decision at the time. Hindsight’s 20-20. Now stop making me defend Bochy.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you can’t trust Miller and Valdez to throw strikes in the 14th fucking inning with a fucking 3-run lead, they can get the fuck off a major league roster.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

after Miller walked the pitcher

when Bochy came out to the mound I not-so-secretly hoped that he’d make Justin give him the ball and his Giants jersey, on the spot.

by sayheybk on Aug 25, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For all his faults

I used to love Felipe in that type of situation. He had no problem chewing a reliever a new one right there on the mound when he wouldn’t throw strikes. I specifically remember a time when he got in Felix’s face.

Not that it ultimately did any good, of course…

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hated that, and just because we're all feeling great, my Exhibit A is

Joe Nathan. I really liked him, thought he was OBVIOUS quality, but Felipe treated him poorly. In his last Giants appearance, Joe was less than classy as he stomped off the mound and almost knocked Felipe over with his shoulder, but that didn’t come out of nowhere.

That moment, on the mound after poor performance while waiting for the reliever to come in… maybe not the optimal time to try to influence and coach the guy.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 25, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember, in that last appearance Alou did something I’ve never, ever, ever seen a manager do with a pitcher.

He came out twice in the same at bat. First time he left him in. Went back to the dugout. Came back out and got him. I actually had to ask the Marlins fan next to me at the stadium if I’d missed something or if I was just hallucinating.

At that point I knew that whatever talent Nathan had, it was either him or Alou. No way was he going to pitch for that manager again, so seeing him traded that offseason was not a shock whatsoever.

by HaroldS on Aug 25, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it turned out so well!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. They got rid of Nathan out of pique, which is never a good way to make a decision.

I had that sense, too, that it was going to be Alou or Nathan, and BEFORE the trade, I was hoping we would keep Joe and not renew Alou. I knew it was a lousy choice at the time. Retrospect has only proven it.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 26, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s okay to laugh at the clowns.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet 90% of my posts form the 9th on had “fuck” in it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:)

The season is not over, and no matter what happens, we will look back at this as a good season.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong time.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just not tonight, this is seriously by far the worst i’ve felt in years sports wise

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feels just below game 6

That took me three days to get over

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh….you got over it?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not watching sportscenter for a few weeks, fuck that shit, i didn’t watch ESPN for 2 months after game 6, SHIT, now i’m thinking about it again

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I felt worse about the Bobby Jones game

than even game 6. Not sure why. I think because I never really trusted or 2002 bullpen.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just three days?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too soon!!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

banned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, you mean this ironically.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW DARE YOU?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh please. You and your “optimism”.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not now

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F you guy

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut the fuck up

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALLA YOU GTFO

my ass hurts.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck off

If we don’t make the playoffs it’s a failed season because of what we gave up to get Sanchez and Garko.

by superk1ng on Aug 25, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont plan on tuning in tomorrow

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

might be done for the season

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure I’ll come crawling back by like Thursday but man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or for the rest of the season

I can’t take this team

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tomorrow’s gameday thread is going to be empty

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m no veteran of the site, but it was crazy seeing how many new names were popping up on here every day

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won’t be here. Then again, I’ll be at the game watching Cain lose 1-0.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the cut of your jib. Do you have a newslettr?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and i’m glad i stayed up until 2 in the morning to watch this game, and i’m also glad that my roommate is not in our apartment now, or else i’d have to do some damage

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I’ll go to NinersNation and read people saying stupid things about Shaun Hill.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dude, i checked out one of the niners beat writers twitters and he said the same thing i said, worst regular season loss he’s ever seen

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I stayed up until 2 AM for this shit?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Er… PiKA beat me to the complaining punch.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck it dude, who cares, can you go to sleep? i’m having trouble

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply