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Post-Game Thread: Giants Concede the Season

Liveblogging the end of the game....

Star-divide

8:19: Runner on first, no one out, and Aaron Rowand strikes out on three pitches. Do I mail a check for those postseason tickets, or is there a way to use my debit card?

8:28: If Howry blows this -- hey, look, a rookie outfielder is due to hit fourth! -- I'm not even going to blame him. He's pitched well enough this year, and he's been a fine fourth bullpen option. On a normal team with a non-wretched offense, he'd be a quiet, underrated contributor. On this Giants team, though, every late-inning outing in which he appears is an "Oh, dude, we totally haven't scored any runs this game, so you can't give up any, or else we'll lose. You have no margin for error. Good luck."

8:33: Oh, I get it. You didn't start the ninth inning with Wilson because you're saving him for a save situation. Except now you bring him in with runners on because it's suddenly an important inning? Like, it wasn't before? That makes none sense.

8:34: Kuiper: "The Giants would like to get this to the tenth, where they'll have the top of the order up." The top of the order: Velez, Winn, Uribe. It's cheating to make too much of this, as the only reason Uribe is hitting third is because Sandoval left with an injury, but if a team has Velez, Winn, and Uribe as the 6-7-8 hitters, that team's offense sucks. And how. So pardon me if I'm not excited that the Giants have the top of the lineup coming up.

8:40: Wow. I can't believe the Giants didn't score. I mean, they had the top of the order up.

8:48: Wow. I can't believe Velez made an error to put a runner into scoring position with no outs.

8:51: Still on life support, as the legend of Schierholtz's arm saves the game for the moment. Ryan Garko doesn't understand

8:53: MAGIC DOUBLE PLAY KEEPS THE SEASON ALIVE. Good gravy. Runner on second, no outs, a base hit, and...nothing. I would have lost the pink slip to my car if someone had put a twenty against it.

8:58: Molina bloops a single, and Ryan Spilborghs cocks his arm, obviously thinking about a throw to first. Awesome.

9:00: The home plate ump isn't giving the outside corner to either team. Good for him for being consistent.

9:01: Rough night for Schierholtz. Don't worry, though. Whiteside will fix it all. Correction: Brian Wilson's Bunting Magiporium will get the runner into scoring position! Unless he bunts into a double play.

9:03: Dammit. Just dammit. Helluva takeout slide by Lincecum at second, though.

9:06: OK, it's probably amusing to Rockie partisans, but having a burnout in a purple triceratops costume gyrate his hips behind home plate to distract the pitcher is a disgrace. It's an absolute disgrace. For all of the "Curse of the Bambino/Billy Goat" nonsense that surfaces every October, I'm hoping that in 2093, some sportscaster picks up on the Curse of the Inappropriately Ridiculous Mascot as the reason for the 100-year championship drought.

9:08: A 1-2 single from Yorvit Torrealba. Man, how I wish he were our cleanup hitter.

9:13: I have a ton of respect for Wilson, win or lose. Forty pitches, a runner on third with less than two outs, and he's still pumping 99 MPH fastballs by hitters.

9:14: Time for the twelfth inning. SCORE SOME RUNS, YOU DERELICTS. Fur coat and lame reality show notwithstanding, Wilson is almost certainly the most underrated member of this wacky playoff race.

9:16: The top of the twelfth starts with a quick Rowand-two count. How have we missed that nickname in the past two years?

9:23: Joe Beimel! Maybe he can be the karmic refund for Bobby Howry's multiple gifts to opposing teams.

 

9:25: Maybe not.

9:27: Checking the Fresno box score, I notice that John Bowker and Buster Posey have combined for twice as many walks as the Giants tonight. That's kind of funny. Less funny: Jesus Guzman has as many walks as the Giants.

9:30: Bottom twelve, and it's a 1-1 tie. In Coors Field. If you traveled back in time to 1998 in a flying Delorean, bringing an iPhone and a box score from this game, I know which one would have fascinated me the most. Two combined runs in 12 innings? What manner of sorcery be this?

9:35: If a major league team can't score runs off Adam Eaton, they don't deserve to be a major league team, much less a contending major league team. Mmmm. Belt-high 90-MPH fastballs and hanging breaking balls. Them's tough pitches! If Adrian Gonzalez is going to terrorize us for the next five years, the least Eaton could do is let us win.

9:41: That's the fastest Eli Whiteside will ever run from now until his last breath. Whew.

9:42: Schierholtz swings at a slider at his back foot. The sun sets in the west. A dog howls at the moon.

9:43: It wasn't a total blown call, but I wouldn't have blamed Angel Campos for calling Schierholtz out on the 2-2 changeup. Gameday says it was a ball.

9:47: Freddy Sanchez will rescue us all! Freddy San...aw, crap. He was just a decoy, and Brandon Medders will hit. Sanchez will be healthy in 14 days, so you can see why it's totally insane to put him on the 15-day DL. WHAT IF WE NEEDED HIM IN THAT 15TH GAME? Good gravy, think about that for a second. That would have been a nightmare to have needed him if he were unavailable.

9:49: Adam Eaton allows three baserunners and lowers his WHIP for the season. Medders has the best swing of the night. I wonder if he can play second.

9:59: Brandon Medders. The answer was Brandon Medders. Not Brandon Puffer, and not Brandon Villafuerte. The correct answer for "non-roster invitee who actually pans out" was Brandon Medders. Beautiful outing, and he almost had the game winning hit.

10:01: Second inning for Adam Eaton, Who, again, pitched himself off of the Orioles roster. Rowand-two promptly waves at two breaking balls that BOUNCED IN FUCKING KANSAS. Only three more years, and then we'll get to watch someone else!

10:04: One out triple from Renteria, aided by some funky caroms in the corner. I, for one, am skeptical that the Giants can hit a fly ball.

10:05: Kuiper: "If you are Ishikawa, this is the at-bat of your lifetime." So, so true.

10:07: Velez. A moratorium on Velez-related punchlines for, like, six months if he gets this run home.

10:09: VELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!

10:10: VELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

10:10: omgomgomgomgomgomgvelez

10:10: omgomgomgomgomgomgvelez

10:11: And they get another run. Unbelievable.

10:15: Wait, why are the Giants running out to the field? The Rockies get another freaking chance? Ooof.

10:18: The 1-0 pitch to Fowler in the bottom of the 14th was obviously a strike, but it was called a ball. Next pitch is a make-up call, way outside.

10:19: Ugh. Fowler's hurt. That's no good. I sure wish the Giants had one of those sweet young centerfielders. Fowler, Rasmus, Schafer, Maybin, McCutchen...nope. Rowand!

10:21: Three-run lead? Better be careful with that leadoff hitter. Nibble. Just don't let him hit a grand slam, even if you have to walk him.

10:27: Justin Miller fires in an 87-MPH fastball to start his save chance. Err.

10:33: Tying run on base -- two walks! -- winning run at the plate. Adam Eaton is up. First pitch: Waaaay outside. Second pitch: Waaaaay outside. Holy crap. Throw srikes, Miller.

10:35: Miller walks the pitcher. Tying run at second. Winning run at first. Thanks for the surprisingly productive work this year, Justin, but I'd just as soon never watch you pitch again.

10:39: The season is over.

The season is over.

The season is over.

That's the worst game I've ever seen.

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that was the worst game since game 6.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Completely agree

I’ll be canceling my MLB.tv subscription tomorrow. No reason to watch the rest of this disaster.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

In the middle of the 14th, I thought, if they hold on to win this, it’s the best game of the season. If they lose…

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t even consider that they might lose by

1. walking a guy with a broken foot who probably was told not to swing
2. WALKING THE PITCHER WITH THE BASES LOADED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pitcher was definitely told not to swing. That was confirmed by Tracy.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easily

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

what game six are you talking about? that was the worst game ever.

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 25, 2009 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the 2003 playoff loss on the dropped fly was worse than this. I cried after that game, and I didn’t cry after this one. Of course I was too numb to cry.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

that one ended so much more suddenly and shockingly….this one was more painful in a way because even the most optimistic person had to have a little feeling that something like that was going to happen in about the 5th inning… it was just so long and painful.

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 25, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So my spirit is crushed.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing that makes me want to blow my brains out

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why your own brains?

Your name’s not Justin, is it? Or Merkin?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

what makes me mad is that the players don’t care like we do. They just shrug their shoulders and talk about there being another game tomorrow. I guess it’s good in a way because if it were me, I wouldn’t get another hit the rest of the season. The only credit I give Justin Miller is that he supposedly cursed at Yorvit Torrealba for some reason. He stinks, but at least he’s one of the few that cares enough to get angry.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i read about that too, wonder why, did Yorvit showboat?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually want the players to have whatever emotional reactions help them play a 162-game season the best they can.

Once a particular game is over, it is over. The only thing they can affect is future games, what with time only moving in one direction and all. If that means getting mad and taking some of that into the next game, fine. If that’s totally releasing the game as it concludes so that each day is fresh and the anger doesn’t make them play poorly in the only game they can control (i.e., the next one), fine. I imagine some people are one way, some the other, and some are still other personalities. But I certainly don’t need their emotions to mirror mine any more than I expect their skills to mirror mine.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 25, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I SAID NO! WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TORMENTING ME?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t be hating on Vic. Merkin deserves the hate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand gets most of my hate.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you can count the number of times I’ve used “fuck” in a main-page post on one hand. Rowand got one. He should feel honored.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

why merkin, miller pretty much loaded them up, if miller did his job and actually picthed inside the box, yeah that thing with 4 corners, we would have split the series and made me and the whole area feel better, hate on miller and howry (the guy blows extra inning games or just games except against the rockies he did good well then nevermind hate on miiler the most though)

by big beaner on Aug 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t read that tonight… I will try tomorrow. Good night all.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

already lived it; dr.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant comprehend failure of this magnitude

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Vic Frankenstein

You might not want to post for a while.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s headed to the Bay Area for the games this weekend. He might just stay away.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh , might I then?

Saturday the 29th: Lower Box 109/Row 24/Seats 11 , 12
Sunday the 30th: Lower Box 125/Row 16/Seats 9 , 10

An’ the car is already RENTed.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Victor's off the hook

He could have been trying the reverse jinx strategy there. Now if it had been a picture of Merkin giving up a game winning homerun, he should have been permanently banned.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that

if I did that, I would have been banned becuz “OMG JINX”. That was wayyyy fucking worse than mentioning a no-no.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah , Gawd. STILL?

I simply cannot understand or support this mindset.

   Thinking I have the power to influence a game from the comfort of my home is just ridiculous. If you wish to give some concrete meaning to stuff like that – well , feel freely – just don’t expect the rest of the rational world to follow suit.

  Go to work , go to school , go rob your neighbor , go chase the Taliban around their living room…go do something real…and drop this mystical nonsense.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe in it either

but one game like 3 months ago both pitchers had no-hitters and i asked “what’s the longest a game’s gone with 2 no-hitters?” then Sanchez turned into bad sanchez and EVERY ONE blamed me and was pissed at me for weeks. I don’t think what I did is any worse than what you did, and people are defending YOU!

I feel so alone!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a joke-mad meme.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 25, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL I TOOK IT SRS OKAYYY

Im sure there was an element of joking, but i felt like some people actually believed I was a jinx and it was getting annoying.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol SFGuy

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t get this.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember my perspective, anyone?

It just got raped. Right in the fucking fuck.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe that would be the fucking fuckhole.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell Giants. Just, what the hell.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And Grant had that whole post written after the 4th inning.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

how do you walk the pitcher

the bullpen pitcher

how do you not throw a single pitch close to the strike zone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Pet peeve: No comma after “Dear”.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call

that’s what i get for rushing to get this out whilst watching Miller shit all over the mound

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I otherwise agree with the rest of the sentiment.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinger is some bush league bullshit.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggarly was talking about the bush league things the Rockies do, like trying to get into a pitcher’s head by lying about the pitch speed, and the possibility that they fuck with the humidored baseballs. Add that mascot standing behind home plate and you have a trifecta of dishonest baseball. Nobody noticed before because the Rockies sucked ass with their tiny payroll, but now that they’re good this year, MLB should be watching them closely.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is it allowable to have an employee of the team so obviously trying to influence events on the field? I always thought the humidor thing was tinfoil hat material, but now I’m starting to wonder…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whether or not the conspiracies are true, I’d like to know how MLB could allow this without having the system monitored. This makes no sense at all

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 25, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh

the poor wittle giants fans have to resort to accusing the rockies of cheating. that’s cute. and sad. mostly sad.

by Narcoleptico on Aug 25, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck off

Seriously, get the fuck outta here. Go enjoy the win on your own damn site instead of acting like a child and rubbing it in over here.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 25, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

EAT SHIT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 25, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

banned

for real this time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT jponry! WHY YOU GET TO MODERATING WHEN IM GONNA BE MODERATOR AND DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

you made a GDT yesterday!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

so is you gloating here after a win, gtfo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Takes a bored little person to post this.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

shut the fuck up you fucking fuck

your team is a disgrace

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s already gone. Don’t worry about it.

I thought I unhid everything that I hid before jponry did the banning and made everything okay, but apparently unhiding conversation strings is a big fucking hassle.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

She or he. Weird… now I’m assuming that people on the Internet are girls….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

sexist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know! Why do I hate sex so much?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because you are bad at it?

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m pretty sure that’s not it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the risk of

hugely conflating two completely different phenomena, I find it interesting that the Rockies organization has had a track record of being a strongly “Christian” organization and yet also takes part in what can charitably be referred to as “gamesmanship” (Dinger behind home plate waving his arms, the stadium speed gun issue, the humidor, etc.). It seems like these two traits should be incompatible, but maybe not.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty typical from my point of view. Many people play the whole “If God is on my side, then anything I do is right and justified.” game.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo

nearly all relgion is hypocritical

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

the unifying theme that props up world peace

regardless what you believe/believe in, or what you THINK about what people believe/believe in…
Dinger should die in a fucking fire. This crosses cultural/social/political boundaries.

by sayheybk on Aug 25, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course making the distinction between faith and religion, I agree with you.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a BIG distinction

and not ALL religion is hypocritical. But public figures who use their religion to further their careers are reprehensible, and it says so in the bible itself.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most incomprehensibly terrible team in the history of baseball. Nobody knows our pain.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i feel dirty

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Like somebody rubbed poo under your nose.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS

I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.

by GSWhode on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And Tyler Walker’s going to pitch in the playoffs this season.

What…the…fuck.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The irony. It almost hurts too much.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Aug 24, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Scott Eyre. And Matt Palmer. And Matt Herges. :-(

by m34josh on Aug 24, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And almost Jack Taschner…at least the Giants were right on that one.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, Scott Eyre was a good pitcher for us.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst thing the Rockies have done is that they’ve forced me to root for the Dodgers this week.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

and i got his autograph 4 times!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had to win 3 out of 4 to tie these bastards. Losing 3 out of 4 meant we were done no matter what. Losing 3 out of 4 in this fashion…we’re not only done, but we’re cooked, basted, fried, and stuffed down the goddamn garbage disposal. FML.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3 games with leads of 6-1, 2-0 and 4-1

all blown

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes it hurt even worse.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that defines how this season ended

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am laughing, I cant help it. This is so hilarious. I am dead inside, but its too funny.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That was my first stage, then shock, anger, and disbelief. This morning it is just deep seated bitterness.
Caps Lock Warning: OMFG FIRE BOCH AND SABES THIS MORNING!!
4real tho

by Giant Homer on Aug 25, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Miller is fucking worthless.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we trade him to L.A. Ink for that chick?

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin is worth less than worthless. Dump ’em both.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who is going to buy tickets to some games just so I might get the chance to boo Justin Miller?

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Your cool. Fuck you. I am out of here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well.. uhh…. THIS WAS THE WORST FUCKING SERIES IN HUMAN HISTORY HOW COULD ONE MAN MANAGE A TEAM SO BADLY THEY ARE THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT I WANT TO KNIFE SOME KITTENS I AM SEMI FUCKING SERIOUS THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE OF A Team why do we have to put up with this shit/ WHY CANT WE BE GOOD?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY MY NAME IS MERKIN I WANT TO PITCH FOR THE GIA-

/crack

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

the funny is gone now

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone at least tell me what VFrank did?

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posted two photos of Medders giving up homers against the Dodgers

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really ironic, seeing as Medders gave up the winning home run to Spilborghs.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right,

luckily I’m not the only one confused here.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the good advice that you just can’t take.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like rain on your wedding day.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like Alanis Morrisette doing a song about that herb on that Full House garbage TV show.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posted a picture of Medders giving up a HR and people seem to be convinced that it’s why we lost.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on, you know no one really thinks that’s why we lost.

Fred Lewis is why we lost.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn't clutch in his only plate appearance....

DFA him now

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He posted the picture of the HR Medders gave up to Kemp.

Twice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was two different homers, actually

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Thanks O_O

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been nice meeting all of you. I can no longer support this team this year. I’ll be back in 2010 for more thoughts of suicide.

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it’s a good thing I have class tomorrow night.
I CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!!!

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I've figured out how I'm going to die someday ...

it will be while I’m listening to a Giants game

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Official cause of death on your certificate:

Redundancy

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to see one of those “We’re in this!” ads anymore.

We’re not in this.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that campaign the biggest. jinx. evr?

by Giant Homer on Aug 25, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I no longer believe this team can make the playoffs.

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I think this one is over. It would take a miracle, at this point.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. PUT FREDDY SANCHEZ ON THE FUCKING DL YOU FUCKING MORONS
2. DFA JUSTIN MILLER
3. KILL JUSTIN MILLER
4. BAN VFRANK
5. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA MERKIN TOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND ROWAND.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES
YES
YES
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
YES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIXED

YES
YES
YES
FUCK YES
YES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Pablo’s calf?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it even matter. Rest him for next year.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moo.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

thx for the smile.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does that make it a corn-feh'd calf?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

THE UMPS JUST CAME BACK ON THE FIELD TO LAUGH SOME MORE

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Things I dont believe

Miller walked ADAM FUCKING EATON to score a run

Now its your turn!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy taking out Medders

when he only had Miller and Valcez

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders was done. Miller & Valdez just gave it up.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders made nice comeback to his last hitter. I would’ve left him in. He was the lone brightspot in a wornout pen today

by m34josh on Aug 24, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least one more hitter before you took him out. The thing that killed me is that Helton and Hawpe were removed from the heart of their order and they still beat us.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

NFW

I’d rather have tired medders than Miller or Valdez

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

OFFENSE FAIL OFFENSE FAIL OFFENSE FAIL OFFENSE FAIL

DRINKY TIME THOUGH

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the Marlins have already won two titles. I always kind of figured the Rockies would beat the Giants, too.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It says the Home Page doesn’t exist????

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAAAAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am interested to see the traffic spike in website hits right after the game ended.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t blame it. It’s embarrassed to be affiliated with the Giants

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw that… Grant cancelled MCC after that loss.

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad but true

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might as well

Time for me to pack it in and get a life.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the same when I tried to get back on MCC

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fades from existence

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a grand dramatic gesture… apparently the flood of misery broke SBNation?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wanted to get on this site and blow off steam after that loss but I couldn’t. It’s Grant’s fault that I gunned down three of my neighbors after this game.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least it can take a ball

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean kicks your left testicle’s tires

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, except Sabean doesn’t want anything or anyone that can take a ball.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

lance Armstrong’s left testicle could out hit the Giants.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, there’s still another month. This team isn’t too far out of it.

Really though, that could be enough time for this team to suck so bad that Bochy and/or Sabes don’t return.

by DesertFox on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope can be a dangerous thing.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep its over

Now I guess I have to root for the Rockies to pass the Dodgers. When Miller gets dont cleaning his pants from pitching in a game when it matters he should just get the next bus out of town. Become a tattoo artist. Unfucking.

BTW – why did Bochy take Medders out?

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He had kind of lost the strike zone.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t throw strikes anymore.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He came back to get Barmes

He had thrown the ball well for 2 1/3. Miller is a 5th inning guy. Valdez is a never should get in a close game guy. You had to stick with Medders there.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson and Medders were heroic

but they were done. Leaving them in would have been suicide. Bochy had to bring in either medders or valdez and hope they were over the Saturday debacle

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 25, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Men know when they're beaten

Boys don’t know anything.

Hopefully, the Giants can just give it up nice and easy to the rest of the league and rest the three good players they have for next season.

Giants fans will fill the stadium regardless.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Eaton allows three baserunners and lowers his WHIP for the season.

For some reason that line made me laugh out loud through the tears.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Im gonna go die

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I have tickets to the game on Saturday but I really don’t want to go :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m supposed to go Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I’d rather DIAF.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday = bobblehead day

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing the Plate to Plate run that day, so I get a bobblehead automatically. No need to go to the game. I might skip it.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a Matt Cain day.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll probably go. I’m being all over-dramatic, but I will be at as many home games as I can for the rest of the season.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go. Think of us poor souls that don’t even get the enjoyment of the ballpark. Do it for me. Do it for Johnny.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll go. AT&T is my favorite place in the world, and I’m in massive withdrawals.

I think, though, that I will stand outside the players parking lot tomorrow afternoon and throw bags of dog poo at Justin Miller and Merkin Valdez when they come in.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are places where you can stand high up and throw shit.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, do it for me.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean should have either put freddie on the Dl or sent down a pitcher and bring up a bat until freddie can play. Somehow I think this all has something to do with frandsen again somehow. Anyway, it probably cost the giants the game.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Season. It cost them the season.

by speckops on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t agree. If they had the extra bat, Bochy would have wasted him earlier in the game.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, it probably didn't cost them...

It’s just more of the same stupid dead-from-the-neck-up garbage that characterizes this organization, from Sabean on down.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

but, if he puts Sanchez on the DL, he would have to call up Frandsen, and that goes against the cardinal rule of Brian Sabean.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 25, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they wouldn’t call up Frandsen, I don’t know whose puppy he ran over but I know who’s sleeping in it’s dog house.

I betcha if they DL Sanchez they bring up someone like Rolinger. Anybody got Judy’s number?

Seriously though… from Baggs blog:

The staff began discussing September callups. I wouldn’t assume everyone on the 40-man is coming up. There might be a surprising omission or two. Also, if you haven’t heard of Dan Runzler, you might want to study up.

by Merope on Aug 25, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should have put Cain in………

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that would mean a win

and you just CAN’T use a starting pitcher.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can if he’s between starts. That meant J. Sanchez for 30 pitches as a last resort.

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

cain starts tomorrow. Sanchez would have been the guy, but only after Miller and Valdez, and bochy would have left one of the two in for 3 innings

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 25, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fire Sabean and Bochy. Just… just damn it.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My hands are still shaking.

Because I’m angry.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YEAH FUCK

Pablo’s still injured

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit him for the rest of the week.

Conceding in August is preferable to failing so spectacularly. Nobody learns from daily humiliation. They just become psychopaths.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it. Just remembered.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s up with the Frankenstein thing? I can’t get back to other threads to brief myself as the homepage is still down…

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Posted pics of Medders giving up homers to Kemp and Manny while Medders was pitching

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was semi-funny but probably not a good move popularity wise.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The heck with that. He’s a good duder!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya I don’t really care, just describing what happened.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm no diplomat.

And DEFINITELY neither tactful nor superstitious.
I was merely illustrating the folly of overpitching Medders , if you wish to pin Valdez’ pitching on me that’s just fucking stupid.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s what I was saying.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, just describing what happened. I thought it was funny after the second one.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

er , Miller.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

Neither pinned on you though.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have a big problem with it, but I am superstitious and thought it was poor timing. What it had to do with Valdez is beyond my logic.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I walk under ladders AS A RULE. Been doing it for about 15 years.

Four years ago I fell asleep going 70+ with a BAC of .2.
Not .02 , but two tenths.

I woke up sliding sideways down the interstate…yet no one was harmed (one car accident – and yes , there were others nearby.)

So much for superstition (and driving under the influence!)

Still , my lack of superstition is by no means an excuse to alarm those who are , not that that was my intent – and I wasn’t trying to actively jinx anything , just pointing out what can happen when one overMedders.

My apologies.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m less bothered by posting humorously dickish images than I am by the idea that not driving drunk is only a superstition.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t lose the game for us. I did. I was sitting by my computer when we scored the three runs to take the lead, and I got nervous in the bottom half and started pacing. If I had just stayed seated…..

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I refused to get up from the couch so as not to jinx it… I was terribly wrong.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the end of the game the guys on tv gave the order to get up, change seats, walk around the room. I did, Mr. Merope didn’t, I even said at the time “If they lose it’s your fault!!!” So ….

by Merope on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, no big deal. Medders wasn’t the problem.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys, look what this awful offense is doing… There turning us against each other. This is just wrong

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 25, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This may be worse than that Benitez double-balk fiasco.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Way worse.

The Giants sucked that year, so although it was a bad loss, it didn’t really mean that much. This was pretty much the worst loss since at least 2003.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I’m confused about the front page thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's still not working?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it says it doesn’t exist D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant destroyed it in a fit of rage

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We must stay here forever.

DOOMED we are to this thread recapping this loss

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's working for me...

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try refreshing the page

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s working for me too.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely 404 for me.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had jponry’s thread open when it was deleted, I don’t know if or how that could do anything, but?

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got nothing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought angry Grant was angry

I’m using Firefox, btw

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have two 404’s open which should have been the homepage.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chrome it up!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

404

over here too, firefox.

by kornstar2004 on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't work for me.

Leads to a 404 page.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is it that the main page is a 404 but this page still exists?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic!
Main page is back up now.
Well, least it was last I checked.

by Merope on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s back up with the 666 for the main game day thread still there.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the worst part...

is that this is still a GOOD season for this team. Yet, we gave up 2 really good prospects thinking we were better than we are. It’s gonna hurt in the long run.

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Think about this: Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy will be rewarded for being involved in this season and this team.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN! FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!FUCK YOU VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM MST reply reply

So I guess I won’t be meeting him for drinks next weekend..

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Im on your side

Those pictures were hilarious. The Giants are just worthless

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

The second one won me over.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya, samesies.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got your back VF.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the end, Miller was the one who really fucked up, so you’re ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the offense for not scoring more than one fucking god damn run in 13 innings.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drink it up right now

I waited til post game to open a beer. Stupid me

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was funny!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still <3 man

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

then again I passed on watching extra innings…

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made me chuckle at the time you posted it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's really nothing to say

but I just can’t bring myself to do anything else at this point.

by joe t on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The last 4 lines of the season

The last 4 lines of the season. . . .

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo...

Eff… i forgot about this.

Worst game ever.

by Blub on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s working for me. I just loaded the Home page right now.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird. not me.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for me

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

server overload?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bullpen is DOSing it.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hiding in shame

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

cyber suicide

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is it even possible to walk that many batters

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADAM EATON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least Daily show is coming on. The stupid fail of this country will at least make me less depressed about life.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

for three weeks

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

now what the hell am I supposed to do.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T CARE! I JUST NEED TO SEE SOMETHING THAT WILL DEPRESS ME LESS THAN THIS!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go watch Requiem For A Dream

That should be less depressing.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old Yeller is a feel good right now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dancer In The Dark

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hostel looks pretty cheery right about now.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Million Dollar Baby

“Now me , Clint!”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Se7en.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve actually never seen that movie.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good but not really on the same level as those other ones.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The episode of Buffy where her mom dies

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phantom Menace is on Spike TV right now. That should be pretty undepressing.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M PUTTING IN BAMBOOZLED RIGHT NOW!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont know why i watched that movie

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are the most soul-crushing team in the history of baseball

I hate myself for loving them.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

no dude, we aint the Cubs

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs aren't a baseball team

They’re a sideshow… the only team with a legitimate complaint is the Indians.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs and Indians...

At least those two teams have World Series wins they can point to at some point in their history. As long as they’ve been in San Francisco, the Giants have never won a World Series. Because I’m a Bay Area native, whatever it is the Giants accomplished in NYC is relatively meaningless to me.

No major pro sports (MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL) franchise has has gone as long as the Giants have, without ever having won a championship in their currrent city. 51 years and counting.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 25, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

All we have left to hope for

is the Rockies taking out the Dodgers.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

dodgers sweeping the rockies would be better

by justhangin on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up