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Please. Please score some freaking runs.

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lol subtle title there

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get it.

by Evan on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant take this anymore

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So, was that the dumbest move of the entire year….or just the most idiotic?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t have a problem with it

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one guy on your team who is least likely to remember how to bunt is your closer. I much prefer having a backup catcher swing away at Coors Field than having a closer bunt.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I agree with bringing Wilson back in for another inning.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it doesn’t matter if he is in this inning unless he can pitch another inning as well.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That idea, in isolation and regardless of the other circumstances of the game, I agree with. In this particular context, I disagree deeply with Bochy’s decision.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the cascade of dumbness that kills me. Not having an extra position player or two on the roster is ridiculous. Wilson was in Garko’s spot in the lineup, but he pulled Garko for pinch runner even though he knows he has an incredibly short bench. You want to keep Wilson in the game, but sending him up to bat virtually guarantees that you’re not going to score any runs, which means you’re going to need another pitcher anyway. Etc.

by Evan on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And very much this.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the dumbest move I’ve seen in a long time. He had his lead-off runner on and he should have bunted him over into scoring position. Asking a reliever to do anything at the plate is just setting yourself up for failure.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

For their next trick, the next batter up for the Giants will get a base hit and run to third first.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d pick merkin to throw 100 before wilson

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only been here for 3 innings and I’m exhausted

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST END IT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, on replay that was a great play by Tulo

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Tulo

but hes making it very difficult

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread feels better

If still horribly hopeless

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

does anyone here still have hope?

by gswarriors2006 on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I seriously read “hope” as “herpes” as I was flipping through tabs

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m finding this more comical than anything. there is NO way we score another ru

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the last two games, I was out of hope before this one started.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is dumb, regardless of what happens.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Who

is the emergency catcher now?

by 2X2L on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately, this is true

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

Imagine, for a second, the possibilities

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

brian wilson batting or feliz at catcher

which ranks higher on the unintentional comedy scale?

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Feliz at catcher, definitely.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ CAN PLAY DEFENSE ANYWHERE

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FInd the humor in this people

It is hilarious

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It really is.

Apatow shoulda used some of this in “Funny People.” It woulda been funny.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

i’m finding it alright

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been laughing since before the game! Ha ha ha!

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree . I don’t care about this anymore. Its absolutely hilarious

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilson

1-2 99gas

I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.

by GSWhode on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what the record is for consecutive innings without a run at Coors

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Buttsmell.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say that was a non sequitur

But somehow it makes sense right now.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

even if Wilson pitches another scoreless inning, you’re going to get Medders against the top of the order next inning

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is pissed at his own bunting incompetence

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD BOB HOWRY ALREADY PITCHED

THIS GAME WILL NEVER END

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Fucking Torrealba.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

F U TORREAWFUL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Down to my last beer and my thought process is the following:

A) Pop it and drink to get me through this game

or

B) Save it for after the Giants lose to ease the pain

??????

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Drink it. Ride the buzz through the end and off to bed.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pop it now, and if the Giants lose in 2 minutes, you’re ready.?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I popped it after the Torrealba base hit. You must be able to see the future…

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

drink now

store later

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be a Bochy

save it til you really need it

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink it

then kill yourself

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start now.

It’ll last well into (B)

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save it

And drink the flat soda instead.

It’s the Bochy way.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atkins

Great. The one Rockie that CAN’T hit will end this.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

and we’ll get to watch Torrealba fistpump in celebration
can’t wait…

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid small sample size, believing only what my eyes tell me statement...

But is it possible the Giants have given up the most base hits up the middle in Baseball this season? “feels” like it.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground ball NOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!!! I mean, um, Good evening

I watched the game until the 3rd inning, and just got back in front of tv and it’s the goddamn 11th inning and 1-1? And Tim L is on base???? (Great slide by him into Tool-o-witzki, by the way). I can’t leave you people alone for a few hours?

Collectively and individually, you are all why we can’t have nice things.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

it's natto's fault

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, yeah that’s it

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I like nice things.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie drank all the liquor.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's left?

Pitchers:
Matt Cain
Merkin Valdez
Justin Miller
Brandon Medders

and it’s only the 11th, holy hell.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

doesn’t matter, it’s over now

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game ends now so it’s all a moot point.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ballgame

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, ballgame.

seriously

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

glad that Wilson stayed in to bunt

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

and pitch

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

good luck

Fowler runs like the wind

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

click

/pulls back hammer

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

what hell kind of gun are you using?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

DRINK!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m nervous

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Squeeze play!

Get your Charmin rolls ready!

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Another miracle Houdini act coming up just to prolong our misery….

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They would like the strike out more than the DP?

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

With Fowler’s speed and our middle infield, a double play ball would make me insanely nervous.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FowLOLer

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to ignore this game.

If we win, great. If we lose… well I’m listening to The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust, don’t bother me.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Suicide bunt out?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Failer Fouler

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE UP A RUN TO GET AN OUT

oh wait…

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

END IT GAHAGAHAGAH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

winning run scores on wild pitch

my prediction

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a good bet.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahahaha

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

K!

Still in it!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FALSE HOPE

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Leaving him in?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh you suck wilson

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

Why did gameday just go from in play no outs to K’d swining

Don’t do that to my heart

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is a fucking warrior

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He is digging deep. He’s in this thing.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

bwahahaha

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol'ed

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game

will never end

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He is getting himself in these situations

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

but what am i so afraid of?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha great minds

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

but what am I so afraid of

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

im afraid that im not sure of

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in this fucking thing.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FRAKKING KIDDING ME???

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This is highly improbable

SOMEONE END THIS GAME

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HO

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LEE

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither team wants to win

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dodgers have to be loving this.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants: You take it

Rockies: No, you already gave us 2 games, go ahead

Giants: No, no its fine really. We dont mind

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jesus christ

put this game out of my misery

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Second time in a week Wilson has gone multiple innings?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW THEY GOT OUT OF IT?

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

amazing

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson gets a game winnig HR in the 19th after throwing 180 pitches.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson deserves an Emmy for best prime time drama

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The Rockies are learning how to perfect fail.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I learned it from watching YOU, dad!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's trade our fail for their Not-Fail

just for the rest of the year.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said the Rockies hitters

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And many, many bishops.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors Light has funny commercials.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what's worse...

Being a Giants fan and watching situational hitting in this game OR
Being a Rockies fan and watching situational hitting in this game

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

And to think

one of these teams may very well make the playoffs.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

“Let’s cut through the crap vaughn, I only got one thing to say to you. STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!”

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Even if the Giants manage to score a run this inning, who is gonna pitch?

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STAT OF THE NIGHT

ROX/GIANTS ARE A COMBINED 1-18 W/ RISP

1-18!!!!!

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

well, who got the one?

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the one hit didnt even score a run

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Gonzalez got held up.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson has a pair this big

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WE BELIEVE

Maybe.

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Stones of steel

Next time I hear someone rag on Wilson I’m going to pound on em. It the rest of the Giants had his cojones they’d be a bigtime club.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

our goal for this inning will be to make it past that 75% marker

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

starting to look like Giants fans’ cardiogram

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that this thread came up.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wow I was sure they would lose in the time it took me to eat dinner but here we are

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand should have dropped that ball so he wouldn’t have to embarrass himself at the plate again

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

how did we score that one run again?

0-20.

by ohfortwenty on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

by audaciously hoping

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “audaciously hopping”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are you audaciously shopping when you could be watching this game???!!

by 2X2L on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand
Renteria
Ishikawa

Fuck this shit.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

probably not the heart of the order with all the changes

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We HAVE a heart of the order?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody wants to win

I feel sorry for the team who wins

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

please

stop posting her

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

she;s gross

and they;re not working

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross? no

not working? yes

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not working. She’s distracting the hitters.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you were coming around!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rownad

fucking worthless

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

what a job tonight Papa Dubs

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand (King of 0-2 counts)

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The English language does not contain the words needed for me to describe how much I hate Scott.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

I feel a win coming on…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SUPPRESS IT!

FIGHT IT!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait....

…a win by whom?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it that every Giants hitter starts off at an 0-2 count?

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

gamerism

and the spirit of fair play

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parole condition.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team Policy

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

because they all seem to suck?

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you don’t have to?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus..we have to win this game

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone tell me how there are only 2 runs in 11 innings?

At fucking Coors Field.

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

dinosaur magic

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of humidified balls they are frozen?

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that mean the balls are sweaty then?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good pitching?

"Good teams win games, horse**** teams have meetings." - Ozzie Guillen

by free7694 on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally laughed out loud.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

never mind its Rowand

he can’t hit his way out of a paper bag.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

so yeah i’m going to blame uribe for all of this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis

Sorry… it was just sitting there on a tee.

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that’s a given.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

RowLOLand

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This is like being shot by a bullet that is going 4 mph

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

or slitting your wrists with a spork

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought of the steam roller from austin powers

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like

watching last nights game

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

still haven't ate, or worked out

this game is killing my munnday

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This man has his priorities right.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont judge me

I’m in this thing

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In frustration, Rowand swung his bat at the Gatorade cooler. He missed.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

In fairness the Gatorade cooler was down and away

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

naaah, he rolled it to third

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Rents

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

actually no. he hit his quarterly HR a couple days ago. say that in Dec

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt daley has a 4.58 era at home.

we can’t score off him.

wtf

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

imagine the momentum either one of these teams is going to gain going forward tomorrow….

by The Franchise on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry’s wishing he’d given up a walk off.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's Go!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain at-bat this game: Yes please.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

matt cain pitching next inning

and the giants giving him win 13 in the bottom half?

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would seriously lol

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahha that would be great

if only he didn’t have to pitch tomorrow

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helton, Tulo and Hawpe

against Medders. Why don’t i feel confident.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You know how on football teams, like the Ravens of years past, that when the offense is shitty and the defense is good they end up fighting each other? That has to be happening soon between the pitchers and hitters, right?

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m putting my money on the pitchers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum drops the people’s elbow on Bengie.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACK HACK HACK

No small ball guys.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

if Brian Sabean even contemplates adding a pitcher this offseason before addressing the offense

i hope someone gives him the Ludovigo treatment and makes him watch this game over and over again

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

along with the Bobby Parnell game

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome and horrible

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Waldis where are you?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I hesitate to ask, but ... what happened in the 8 innings I missed?

Just the usual anemic, punchless so-called “offense”?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

A lot of anger in these threads

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So nothing out that wasn’t normal.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um… Natto broke Panda.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Natto!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we had left Joe Martinez on the bench to PH instead of running

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's see something good Rent

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

got to be getting tired, do they ever switch back?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like they are out of personnel also

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

bip is on the bench!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another bad thing about Pablo's injury

Less chance of seeing him as a reliever in the 18th inning.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey would’ve been able to pitch.

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So FSanchez is the only hitter left on our bench, yes? And that’s obviously not happening

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain and J. Sanchez are about all that’s left.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol fan

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If Rent goes deep here, I’d say that’s good situational hitting.

I’m calling it, HR right here

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "San Francisco Giants lineup"

GAINS NARCOTIC PAINFULNESS

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Another one of those pesky fastballs down the middle

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

the Giants seem to be listening to him

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i hear that

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

classy denver fans.

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

barney had to go to sleep...

that’s all they have left.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wants his money’s worth – 24 innings

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like being at an A’s game.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

Carney Lansford?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit. I never heard Carney speak before

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

…that’s what they’re paying Shawon to yell, aren’t they?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, that’s what he’s yelling

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that pitch was like a foot outside i don’t think it was too close to take

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Bonds in town?

Can we sign him mid-game?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How about Frank Thomas..he’s available

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he in town? I’m game.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

mayor u didn't miss those 8

youve seen them a ton of times this year.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Good point. Sounds like it.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

10th pitch of the AB upcoming

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Good at-bat Renteria. And stuff.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

it ends the way it always does. With a groundball or K

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to say Brian Wilson is my hero. Even if he gives me a heart attack every time he comes up.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that was also a ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

good ol’ renteria

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

oH, eDGAR…

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FLAIL AT SHIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruin the at bat with a pitiful swing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI BOMB

Let’s do this

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

joe “walkoff” biemel!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If Ishi goes deep here, I’d say that’s good situational hitting.

I’m calling it, HR right here

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

it has to work sometime, right?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

xactly

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

plz

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR

Hacks Regularly

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

they keep bringing in lefties to face Ishi like he’s scary or something

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Noticed that. Ishi always seems to get a pitching change.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

how loud are

the fodgers laughing at this.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty HARdly

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell Martin can’t laugh. Too busy sucking it.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, it’s a good pitcher.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar with the “ahh fuck this game” pirouette…

I agree wholeheartedly, Ed.

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Long game is long.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

second favorite GIF ever

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

not your fault, but this FAIL dog always makes me sad.

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hopez the dog iz ok.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott’s so jealous of this dog

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there an explanation for this .GIF?

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can picture the other dog just saying “Dude….”

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 runs in 21 innings

at Coors. Waste of two excellent starts.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

barney lolsford

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

the Giants didn’t listen to his brilliant strategy of “score early, score often and keep on scoring.”

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will make Matt Cain throw 150 pitches tomorrow

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even care who wins. This game is so entertaining.

(I’m pretty sure I know who’s going to win. I’ve had a long time to come to terms with that fact.)

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you find torture entertaining?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in defeat mode.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Ishi.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

clap clap clap-clap-clap

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life is pain, Highness!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here

Let the runs score for the visiting team.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

None chance

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

blows 87mph past Ishi

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi

Ball one – swung on and missed

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That a boy

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've tied a lot of innings this game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

gagagagagaga

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, he sure got out of that thing quick.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I was thinking:

I’m quick, but that guy quick!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that guy works at my factory.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of being in Home Depot during an earthquake in Seattle.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would make a good tailgate topic at work tonight, but luckily they don’t drive them in a warehouse

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi

9-28 against lefties this year. No Homeruns. Let’s go!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

herges sighting...

there is hope.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as “herpes sighting.” Then thought of Zito.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, the Giants at least LOOK good failing.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

good hack

cmon Kruk I love ya but jeez

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So late on an 88 mph fastball down the middle

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

All Giants hitters are worthless

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

here we go again

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a very bad feeling about this

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this damn team

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re finally going to lose this game in the bottom of the 12th here. It will happen.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

sayonara

Helton tulo and Hawpe.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants lineup looks so horrid at this point. The only guy that looks like he can do damage or has been hot is Velez.

by parisspleen on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t he JUST 0-like 3 series

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Ishikawa

making Ryan Garko look better and better each day

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a huge game

but there fail is making me want it to just end

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't watch anymore.

Handing the big screen over to the fella to play PS3.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Well..

He didn’t quite get all of that one.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Between innings deep thought: Do you think the CIA shows Giants games to suspected terrorists that they’re interrogating?

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

no

that would be cruel and unusual

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if their Giants fans. If not, they’d probably get a good chuckle out of it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly the Geneva conventions are now meaningless

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

please tell me that Wilson isn’t coming out for another inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

howtheyscored’s thread lasted more than 100 comments! Victory?

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MEddddddddders

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

urg

I have homework

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

END IT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ROCKIES…..FINISH US

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi!

Hits it DEEEEP! WAY BACK WAY BACK IT’S… OUTATFIRST!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does Ishi swing at that pitch. Everyone knew it would be a low and in slider. Everyone. I knew it. All of you knew it. And he still swings. Why? Someone explain why.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

becasue its what they do

over and over and over and over and over and …

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

b/c lefties like it low and in

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The homerism from Kruk and Kuip is getting to the point where it’s almost condescending.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed. But, the Giants have demonstrated that they believe we’re all idiots anyway.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tend to be a lot more honest in the KNBR morning show.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you heard their FPOM song? So hilarious.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t! I don’t listen much to KNBR, but catch a couple minutes in the mornings sometimes.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re obsessed with FPOM right now (for obvious reasons). The song is to the Thong Song, but they replace “thong” with “FPOM” (pronounced “fuh-pom”). I love it.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I heard them talking a little about that on the way to work. I was a bit distracted. I thought FPOM was an acronym or something.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is FPOM?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Pitch Outs Made

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I thought if I knew what FPOM was, everyone else would.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I don’t live in the area anymore, but can pull it up online… what time?

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They podcast each day’s episode.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

INTENSE!! GRITTY!! BATTLERS!!!

Like we fucking care.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you gotta listen between the lines.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

instead of getting “both cheeks” into that swing, Ishi only got his anus

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

IRL LOL

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a warning shot, Purplesaur.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude cant swing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what the rockies say about our line up

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Medders remind anyone else of Putin?

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Putin and Tim Roth's love child, maybe

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putin would win this game for us. He’s excellent at shutting down the opposition, I hear.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/uranium-poisons Rockies dugout

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate that Purple Dinosaur of Impending Doom

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear, if for whatever reason, I go to a game at Coors Field

I will punch that fucking dinosaur in the nads

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

theres no way i let myself ever go to coors…i will punch that dinosaur.

by agiantmistake on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

winner winner

steakdinner gonzo.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO WANTS TO NOT LOSE LESS?!?!??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i just saw a Giants catcher race to backup a throw to first.

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Easiest inning so far… means walkoff homer?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL QUINTANILLA

THIS IS SAD

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow’s relief pitchers backing up Cain:

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

“Nate Schierholtz out of the Pen”

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kannon!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAY WITH US

SUFFER LIKE WE DO

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quintanilla

Gonzales instead of helton, This guuy instead of Hawpe. Good

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Tracy’s as big as an overmanaging idiot as Bochy

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If quintanilla hits a walk off… i pray for the children

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

Shitty hitter vs. Giants pitcher. We are doomed.

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

KILL!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

More innings and stuff.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS SO WEIRD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, hi natto

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t stay away, can you? the fail has cleverly lured you back!

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

stfd

medderiffic.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DEAR GOD

PLEASE MAKE IT Stop

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OK SOMEBODY JUST FUCKING END THIS

really.

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG THIS GAME IS PLAYOFFS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If the playoffs suck this much… why do we care so much?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys you realize we’re watching the season right here

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WE’RE GOING TO THE 13TH!

THIS IS THE MOST F-ED UP GAME I HAVE EVER SEEN

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Im going to take a rally shower. I will take credit if we score

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

quick and painless

JUST AS PLANNED

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDQ!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SURE WHY NOT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I got an idea. Lets score some runs.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This game will end before that image finishes loading.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 has

been a good number this year… just ask Caincecum.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m 100% sure that’s the worst 3-4 combination ever.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backup Catcher Mojo!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be asleep if this weren’t a MUST WIN GAME

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eating some delightful rally chicken with a rally soda

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what would make this game interesting?

If we had a rockies fan on this chat defending that ugly Dino

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm,

Wonder how pissed the Rockies fan posters are over there?

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will never happen

We hate him as much as you do.

"Good teams win games, horse**** teams have meetings." - Ozzie Guillen

by free7694 on Aug 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

13th inning, 1-1

this is EXACTLY what watching a Padres game is like…

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If Padres games were this hilarious, I’d start watching

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ, USE YOUR IDIOTIC STANCE TO HIT A DINGER

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

14 let's go

I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.

by GSWhode on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

this game is bringing me to tears

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

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