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GameThread IV: No Hope

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Whew

The affeldt abides

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

IT WAS HIS CALF!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Good one.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear god, this team.

Even when they exceed expectations, they manage to fail.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Rockies fans are starting to feel our pain.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

But not really

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bourbon made it!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

a few months

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH, GOT IT

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it me

or has 99% of the commercials shown on CSN been really awful this season?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TIME

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

snazzy ride

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies announcers jinxing Affy.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The bad news

I bet Seth Smith pinch-hits for the pitcher’s spot in the bottom of the 9th. Due up third.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Over under

how many rooks left in last thread

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY RALLY CAR

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY NORTON

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

the emperor!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Mauer 0-4 with a K. It’s almost like he’s…human.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes his chance at the MVP.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher 4th

Ishi and Whiteside are it right??

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LULZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow. YES

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for a 1 run lead

And then Wilson gives up a walk-off. I haven’t been completely crushed since Saturday.

by paboperfecto on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah i need some fresh crushing

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the pitch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GAPPP

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKOOOOOO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Run Garks!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko time!

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARK'D

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WE CAN’T FUCK THIS UP? CAN WE?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Gark

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GArkwing please

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch run

Have to. Ishi will hit 4th

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLES!

GARKD’

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko. Garks? Garky? Whatever, good job.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So, how will we screw this up?

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

use a pitcher to pinch run?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it will involve sliders

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be one of the usual ways, could be a new way we’ve never seen before. With this team, you never know.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott'

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott's on it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Gooooo Joe

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GO JOE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo Joe!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

Can’t think of many I’d like up least

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction: Fail

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He is throwing fastballs down the middle

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ID BE EXCITED IF I KNEW WE WERENT GOING TO BLOW IT!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHH JOEY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the K

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction — strikeout…

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Joey?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE RALLY RALLY CAR

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t worry, edgar’s on deck. he’ll take care of everything

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Pfffffffffffffffffft.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Scotttttt! dammit

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

You unproductive Fuck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a DP!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

VETERAN PRESENCE LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t see that coming…oh wait. yeah, I did.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand you steaming turd

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND, YOU CAN SUCK GOAT NUTS. YOU BLOW SO MUCH.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish he'd pull a muscle

so they can bring Bowker up. He absolutely SUCKS

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

I hate you, Scott

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we get him to third? Can we get him home. Stay tuned to the the same bat time and same bat channel

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand:

making 12 million dollars a year

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

let's go, Rent

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand needs to go away

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent’s got this

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that video is hilarious

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Bochy more than Rowand

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bighead, making bunts illegal since 1993.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria...

Hoo boy…

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

0-6 w/RISP

and counting…

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly those were all fred lewis

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see the fail coming in the distance.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

so you're saying

there’s a nonexistent chance

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s science.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STATS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHH MY GOD ITS EDGAR FUCKING RENTERIA THAT WE'RE RELYING ON

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He's clutch I just know it

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON RENTERIA GET A HIT. ONE HIT. PLEASE?

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEONE GET A GOD DAMN HIT WITH RISP

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

0-6

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

here comes the k

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

You won’t score!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

this whole damn courtroom won’t score!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

will require a big time fail on the Rockies part.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad renteria can’t go back in time to 2007 to take this AB

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

sotory of the season

hell we all knew rowand would K. Why not TRY a bunt. Christ almighty.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamers dont bunt

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

there is no fucking way. I am, again, not nervous at all.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

INCREDIBLE! HE DIDN’T SWING AT A PITCH OFFERED TO HIM!

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS TEAM SO MUCH

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK. AND IT’S UP TO ISHIKAWA. OH MY GOD.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

shoot me

i need to be put out of my 46 year misery

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ishi? here comes the k

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

TI

get a hit please

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get a fucking hit, Travis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI! ISHI! ISHI! ISHI!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikeout on a slider in the dirt

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, at least he made contact…gotta appreciate the little things in life

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON ISHIKAWA. SHOW US WHY WE CALL YOU THE HITMAN

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to say something similar

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short bench

/pulls out hair

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

silver lining

shoulder injury giving knee time to heal

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this silver lining sucks

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be bad

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW SO UNEXPECTED

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah and now he gets to face the lefty and Bochy can’t pinch hit for Ishi because he already took Garko out.

Good managing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the runner is still ON SECOND FUCKING BASE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what? How would keeping Garko in the game help us pinch hit?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help us Ishikawa...

You’re our only hope.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LEFTY VS LEFTY VS LEFTY VS LEFTY

Yes… I do get crazy.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi vs. Morales.

Epic fail imminent.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I WONDER IF ISHI WILL FAIL TOO?? LETS FIND OUT!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis, God is on your side. Get it done God dammit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi's gonna get a hit!

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY CALLOWAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Ishikawa...

is the last player on the bench… save, Whiteside.

Damnit, damnit, damnit.

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SUNFLOWER MAN, PLEASE SAVE US!

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! With this guy on our side, there is no way we will fail here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-7, soon to be 0-8 w/ RISP.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Only when they’re sucking. So yes.

by Snof on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a good day, i think

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not always

Occasionally they exceed expectations

by paboperfecto on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

When they play well, we are only hard on Fred Lewis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not falling for that again!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously what the fuck

leadoff double. there are so many ways to score that runner. its a TIE FUCKING BALL GAME. what the fuck botch! he will proboly say somethig like “well…..ronands dosent bunt much…..”spit"" fuck that guy

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy like: “sacrifice? lol wut…?”

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun in the future game day threads

I have to suffer in person the next six games.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WE'RE IN THIS THING

just need some muthaf***in’ RALLY FAIL

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

what

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I fuckin hate Bochy

He is worthless. Does he not know Rowand sucks and we could have a runner at 3rd and 1 out??

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Definition of insanity

is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Bochy is insane.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY RUDY

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

boooooooooooobs

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, let this return to its former glory

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Passed out drunk Rally Leopard!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

thissssssssssssssssssssssssss

rally moneky eating rally leopard!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn’t Sanchez on the DL yet?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY NICK CAVE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Ishi

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

welp

Sounds like we need a minor miracle now…

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

GIT IT DONE GIANTSBRAZZZ

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

K on its way

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

so stupid we didnt at least bunt him over with no outs

by Squez on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ya but ya never know, one wild throw and we score

by Squez on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI

ISHI

DO SOMETHING GOOD HERE, OKAY?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

none

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the other guy just watches him.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least i got to laugh really hard

thanks for that

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

C….R…..I….OH SHIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t make an out, Ishi.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

2-2

time to swing at the slider at his ankles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/readies of k looking

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

slider in the dirt?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

slider in the dirt

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

/fog horn

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUU

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

boo

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

/eternalsadness

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Un fucking Real

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE JOB

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he made contact

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SO MUCH

FAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLL

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD WORK ALL AROUND

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So, who will hit the walk off?

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Helton?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torrealba

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quintanilla

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU PIZZA WHISPERER

insult to goddamn injury

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO GO GANG

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

9 baserunners, 1 run

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

i forgot it was tied, lol... thought we just lost

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Garko. He got traded to such a bad team

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS TEAM MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING PROJECTILE VOMIT.

0-8 W/ RISP. 0 FER FUCKING 8.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

We're in this thing!!!!!!!!!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t deserve to win.

/blows brains out

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Its sad because its true

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither do the Giants

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially us though

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, we suck pretty bad

:(

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be back

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO-HOO!!!!

…I mean, shit, wait…

I don’t think I’m doing this right…

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This is so fun I need some extra baseball.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Never even got the runner to third…ughhh…why do we all punish ourselves by watching this.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did we even waste the time after the double?

might has well have ended the inning there. Fuck these guys.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

umm…
i don’t want to give up on this team, because the last time i did, they started they won the last game of the roadtrip and played .500 on the road.

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s even more reason to give up on them.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not us, it’s you.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who it had mattered if the Giants got a runner to 3rd??

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but even a Rockie mistake could have gotten us a run

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I became momentarily excited when Ishi hit the ball.

My Dad, who is watching with me, cackled and said, “You think he can hit that guy? He can’t hit that guy! Are you kidding me? He can’t hit that guy!” continued cackling.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

this is fun

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HOWRY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is the failiest bunch of failures in the history of failing.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY LIFT OFF TIME

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I can picture my dad right now...

Sittin on the couch screaming his head off at why the fuck Bochy didnt bunt

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit, here comes the walkoff shot off Howry…

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he is the career leader in walk offs given up to a rookie with 3

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t always watch baseball, but when I do, I prefer when THE GIANTS GET A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WIN. Stay tthirsty, I guess.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

What will voters remember about California's governors?

Jerry Brown?

Pete Wilson?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

jerry brown banged linda ronstadt

right?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slept on a mattress on the floor, too.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOLD OLD WALKOFF BOB

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve got to be kidding me.

/calling Seth Smith walk-off off of Howry.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy sets up Howry to fail

Its like watching the same thing over and over

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

so everyone who says fred lewis shouldn’t play because he isn’t clutch:

ARE YOU WATCHING THIS FUCKING GAME?!?!?1 NOBODY ON THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM IS FUCKING CLUTCH, OK?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

They would be if it wasn’t for Fred Lewis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

clutch sucker?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m becoming a Royals fan

by GrabbingSomePine on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

bahahahahhaha

possible comment of the year

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Jim Tracy’s smart, he’ll have a rookie pinch-hit.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry?

Bochy thinks he’s some kind of comedian.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Seth Smith PH Walkoff

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

wrong. Carlos Gonzales is a rookie.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

point taken

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Ian Stewart a rookie?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

what it feel like when Howry is pitching is a Hitter's park

Let’s play some russian roulette!

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry arghhhh

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, how familiar is this game?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels like every game.

Great starting pitching
No hitting
Bochy being a fuckin idiot

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you bruce

how the fuck can you run bobby fucking HOWRY OUT THERE IN A CRITICAL FUCKING GAME AGAINST THE WILDCARD LEADERS. I AM SOOOOO FUCKING ANGYREHAK;FEJHO;AGERWOHVARHIOADGWJ’AGRWHIP’AEGRWP’AWEGHIPOAEGWRHP[IOEGRU908

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BY ALL MEANS WALK THE WINNING RUN TO LEAD OFF AN INNING!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Im afraid that if I go to the bathroom, the game will end

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

where can i find this game online?

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

because i sorta have hope that uribe will come through

eventually

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

hm pretty sure that was a strike in the top half…

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

Fantastic

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to laugh if Howry gives up the walk off again.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Howry: “I CANT GIVE UP A HOMER IF I DONT THROW A STRIKE!”

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?

WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?WHY THE FUCK IS BOBBY HOWRY PITCHING?!?!?!?!!?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

How do you really feel about it?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby “Ballgame.” Howry

by Evan on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem: "Seth Smith has a bat in the dugout"

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ffffffffuu

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t he just give up a home run and save us all some time?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BOB

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 to 3-2

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I see Bochy has put Howry in to the game...

in his regular position as the Designated Game-ending Scapegoat

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

game terminated

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE BROKE HIS WORD!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ’bout another fasyball?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA HA HA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This will end well.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, great

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Grant have the post game thread ready?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He had the post game thread ready before the game.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Grant has left the country and is following cricket in South Africa

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEADOFF WALK.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That just means it will end 3-1

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

leadoff walk
bunt
walkoff single

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy extended for 3 years

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunting practice off a tee

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh a leadoff walk great

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS, AT LEAST IT’S NOT A WALKOFF HOMER!

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yet.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might wanna stop looking, in that case.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening on Gameday Audio so…

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why should we have to watch? That’s not fair.

by Snof on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I’m sure the Rockies will.

by Snof on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Howry, you don’t need to walk him, the game’s tied.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The day…. the season….. died.

And they were singing, “Fuck, fuck, this here Howry guy.”

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NO ONE WAS UP AND THROWING!? WTF!?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

If that had been Affeldt, Bochy would have taken him out.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

insulting to veteran

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

who even fucking knows anymore

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer gameriness gamer gamer gaaaaaaaaaa

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamerz dont buntz

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

because of the 1/10 times that Rowand does not strike out, he puts the ball in play. Too bad it was one of those 9/10 times he does strike out at bats.

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate myself for caring

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate myself for loving you

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loving you, hating me

It’s the other side of love. It’s the side that no one wants to see.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could quit you, Giants.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh look a bnt attempt

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

what is this BUNT thing I am seeing here?

by Squez on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

1 out

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

In play, out(s)!!

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

oh just a sac

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry

almost airmailed that into right field

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Bochy you see how that was done. TAKE FUCKIN NOTES

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Seth Smith.

ballgame.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

one more hitter

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk – They can four-finger him if they want

by Squez on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Fowler = ballgame.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

we still are…
dodgers will slaughter the rockies while we slaughter the d’backs…

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'm leaving

Either way I won’t have to see the game end.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lucky

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

boooo

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/jealous

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, they walk him and then Howry will walk the bases loaded…see it coming a mile away

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

is that 9 walks now?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Walkoff inside the park homerun

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He could be our manager

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wearing a SUPERMAN costume???

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look! In the sky!

It’s huge! It’s orange!

It’s the Great Pumpkin!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that!

HA!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/goes to do laundry

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

they’d rather face Fowler so Howry can give up another walk off to a rookie

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunts?

Aren’t those against the rules? Otherwise Rowand wouldhave bunted…

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Cant disrespect the vets

/cries self to sleep

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it stings…

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like to snort when I laugh, stop it.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa Dubs time

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Phil CoLOLins

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

We're talking to Phil Collins' people

…but ,then again, aren’t we all?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Good. Bring in Wilson.

/actually realizes this is a better plan than leaving Howry in.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY WEEZY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

lol cough syrup

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I necessarily feel better about Wilson coming into the game.

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

B Weez

Ninja save us

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What are the odds of Fowler GIDP?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

0.0%

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

exceedingly low

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh good. Brian Wilson with two men on base

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

according to ESPN GameCast, the Rockies chances of winning are only at 76%

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

xr

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

xtremely respectfully?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respectfully = Classy = Something to do with a Winn screwup

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

xited response

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume the other 24% is the chance of a rainout?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

where’d the 24% disappear
this proves espn is run by a bunch of idiots

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

76%

but with the suckwind factor it feels like 101

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

fangraphs says 71

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, there are still a few brain cells left in that melon.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Saw this today while driving down the street

seems appropriate

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No joke, this is MY picture

it was fucked up.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fowler will bunt and Uribe will throw it into the Rocky Mountains

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I am trapped in an automobile and I can't turn off the game.

Please help.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

quick, drive into a ditch

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

pull into a garage and leave the engine running, then you wont have to see the end

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asphyxiate yourself with the AC

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

christ wilson is in

it’s over

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So if you bring in Wilson as soon as Howry allows a baserunner + sac

WHY DID YOU NOT JUST START THE INNING WITH WILSON ARGHHHHAFHHFGH

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

+ IBB

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's go, Weez

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Wilson was going to throw that away

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fowler will just steal anyways

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Wilson get Clint Barmes?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

he better

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh

why go to 2

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

none

he does have a nice slider tho

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

! 1 more c’mon

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/biting fingernails

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh, you still have some left?

by Snof on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/covers eyes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/covers crotch

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson has clearly not learned about throwing to the right base in the proper situation.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TOP OF THE ORDER

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MIGHT AS WELL BE THE BOTTOM OF THE ORDER

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing…is the top any different from the end or middle? All have lots of fail.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ WINN URIBE IN THE 10TH YOU GUYS

WE’RE IN THIS

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

please?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

oh geez oh geez oh geez

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the heartbreak

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BARMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lolwut

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Brian

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE BASEBALL, MOTHERFUCKERS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW. JEEBUS.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Delaying the inevitable.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR PRESIDENT

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D C B

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKK!!!!!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFF!

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am surprised they are still playing baseball

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that was pretty freaking cool.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit, it worked

and WE DO NOT HAVE A GOOD ONE KUIP, we have a suck battle

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one of the most stressful games I have ever seen.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

what about

the giants-loldgers game in which the umps kept screwing lincecum

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Bobby Fucking Jones?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

prediction for 10th

Giants score 1, Rockies score 2

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck YEah

Roll on you bears!!!!!!!!!!

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

Its only 8:30

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M ON VACATION IN FUCKING D.C.
I WANT TO WATCH THIS GAME!!!!

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson’s improving a ton with his secondary pitches

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

NOW OUR DISAPPOINTMENT IS ONLY DELAYED! WOOOOOOO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice to see a Giant fan as miserably pessimistic as I am.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically

We are still in this!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Going from 89mph slider to 98mph fastball is just plain naaaastyy

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MORE PLEASE

“We’re in this thing!”

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smirked out loud

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha yes

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE. NEED. BASE. RUNNERS. NOW.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WE’RE IN THIS THING

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Canadian bicycle

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST!!!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a workout

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

An employee of one of my company’s sister companies will be on some show later in the year. He will be riding a motorcycle with egg shaped wheels. Some show on MTV, i think

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THIS INNING

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, good. Huston Street.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Idea

Could we start posting the Bumgarner pic every time the Giants don’t get a hit with RISP, similarly to the K deal?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We’d overload the server with too many pictures.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lead-off walk would be great here.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hilarious

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction: replacing Garko with a pitcher is going to look really stupid at some point in this game.

by Evan on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s happened before

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson has been much better lately in non save situations. Somebody must have talked to him

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY CALRISSIAN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL "Works every time!"

Still their slogan.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've only drank Colt 45 one time

but it did work!

THATS SCIENCE

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colt 45 is clutch.

Unlike Fred Lewis.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON FBAL

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The first pitch I saw of this game was when Wilson was coming in from the pen. Nothing bad has happened since. A man can dream.

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Brian Wilson...

…but I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate Bruce Bochy.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy's Brilliance:

By using Howry in the 9th, we’re protected from him giving up the walkoff in extra innings.

by Snof on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird getting excited for a Velez AB.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/ignores the rest of the game

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picture alone

has made me re-think my “mila kunis isn’t that hot” thought process. Damn.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this may be enhanced a bit

your boobs may vary

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez showing all the patience of a Giants hitter.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY YODA

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The loser should be the blue (Dodgers) ones.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little-known factoid

First extra inning game at Coors this season

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure….Velez, Winn and Uribe can do this ….sigh..

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst top of the lineup ever, bar none

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lez go, FBAL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW I WONDER IF WE'LL SCORE THIS INNING GAIZ?!

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy!

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

and he’s hoisting his SSS belt!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANGIN' AND BANGIN'

BROTHER

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate everything

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GO FUCK YOURSELF TULO

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GRUMBLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

TULO-SHIT-ZKI

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever. Renteria can do that

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo kicks puppies

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU TULOWITZKI

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a-

Damn.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Carl Crawford will beat that out next year.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I give up

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

damn.

i hate that fucker/

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

tulo went down like a dead deer

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLribe

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t believe this game is still going on – left in bottom 6th. Doesn’t looked like much happened while I was gone.

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You missed a lot of fail.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think there’s still time to see some more?

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve already seen some

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Bonds could hit that pitch, but that was filthy, especially considering the sequence.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOO

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK, URIBE

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A FIASCO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SO FUCKING PATHETIC.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah…

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst batting order ever

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

another embarassing at bat presented by Juan Urine

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Could be said for all of these schmucks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALDERDASH

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST LOSE ALREADY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Huston Street:

owning the Giants since 2009

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

“Whatever he’s done”

/pats rear end, injects needle

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Might as well forfeit. Allow the Rockies to save their bullpen for the Dodgers.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

UM

HELTON
TULO
HAWPE

vs.

tired wilson

EPIC FAIL

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is really funny when you think about it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Or really not funny.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I somehow overlooked the humor….

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

its funny

in a depressing, maniacal way

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like Doc Holiday on his death bed at the end of Tombstone when he stares at his toes and says, “Huh… this is funny.”

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh heh

urine

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is as funny as Michael Richards doing stand up.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Matt Cain

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This sucks because they’re using up the bullpen that will be counted on to pitch in meaningless games down the stretch when the Giants have benched their best arms for next year.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya gotta bee-leeeeeve!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we should donate to the Giants’ budget next season so they can get themselvs a power bat.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What if everyone in McCoven donates $5 to get a new manager and a cleanup hitter?

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they can trade for Magglio Ordonez…

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

or so they could they sign a gritty over the hill vet

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would trust them to do the right thing even if they had the money?

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I should have been more clear

THROW STRIKES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-3 with 5 walks

LOLZ

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0. Oh boy.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SURE, BRIAN, WHY NOT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him Ninja

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 to 3-2!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail Velez

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the best possible outcome right there, I think.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DISASTER

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ. YOU FRAKKIN IDIOT.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

EPICGENIO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go Knoblauch!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILEZ

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

no clank, but.... arghgs

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Failez

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

nice job, McFuckup

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i lold

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes you can

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a pretty big shark.

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing the shark and octopus killed each other

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plunk this asshole

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it!

Fuck the walk!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the Rockies will bunt him over to third?

Unlike our moron of a coach

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This is totally not the way I expected the Giants to fail.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

they find new and exciting ways to fail nightly

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, not so bad

Velez did well to get to it, but he massively overthrew first.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or at least doesn’t send a guy to 2nd.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Nate should have been backing that up

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

walk him

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wE miss you Freddy,

but I dont know if you would have made that play either.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Might as well just walk him here.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THE CLAP, CLAP…TULO

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s too bad the giants don’t have any other second basemen in the minors dying to get another chance in the bigs…

by Crusher on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

stopgap

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

well look on the bright side
no more coors field till 2010 and we get the rookie call up in a week.

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t you mean, we get to see a lot more of Rich Aurilia?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

fangraphs says we have 19% chance still

WE’RE IN THIS

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumbass-witzki

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TuLOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK HELTON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawpe, w/e

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLAP CLAP TULO!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!

Don’t run on me, bitch!
TULOL!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Just get it over with already.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE HAS A CANNON

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

the arm of Nate saved the game – for now

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate finally proved his worth in RF

they were scared to send him

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy say:

“Other teams be afeared of playing against ‘ya. Can’t have that.” Benched.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!!!!!!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow — Giants just barely hanging on here. Shields are about to fail, though. Scotty!!!

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha Rockies…same as a bunt

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely walk Helton.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DRINK!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TULO IS A FREAKIN IDIOT

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Orange fail, Purple fail.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

But then the play will be at any base!!

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

er, only one out

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fell in! i thought it was possible

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game sums up my life as a Giants fan

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tulo’s asshole A’s friends will be at AT&T this weekend taunting Giants fans.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fangraphs says we have a 6% chance of winning

WE’RE IN THIS

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chances are that we lose

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

94% chances :*(

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now what happens to the season?

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now watch Bochy come a second time

and have to pull Wilson.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, gross.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

espn says we have a 12% chance

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

get ready for another “at least they fought hard and that’s what really matters” post game speech from Flem and Kruk.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson to walk in the winning run.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

K!

Do it!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

SHEESH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

B WEEZ!

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOTTJK#@J$#K$

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP !

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

omg omg omg omg omg omg

score some fucking runs you assholes!!!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DP!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know what to say.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS FOR REAL?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHA?!!

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

In play, out(s)!!!

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants prolong the agony…

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, wat

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to die of a sucker punch to the gut?

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s houdini—-escape artist extraordinaire…

except for that one time he died.

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houdini at one time was the most famous entertainer in the world.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSS!!! I love a good DP!!!!!

TWSS

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I take back every bad thing I ever said about B Weez.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SUPPOSED TO BE UP AND MAKING BREAKFAST

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dats only in the mornin!!!!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY JUST FOR DECORATION

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUG ME!!!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

B Weeeez

He’s Crafty!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

CALL JESUS!

CUZ THAT WAS THE GREATEST FUCKING MIRACLE EVER!!!!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

INFINITE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE

only explanation

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

if we score.

who is going to pitch? mehhhhders? or super tired wilson.

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I nominate miller

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think Jon's on a plane to SF

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Medders and not Merken

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilson is due up third in the inning, so they’ll pinch hit

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be Affeldt?

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

…………………………………………………….

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SPILBORGHS

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, that looked like classic Giants failure.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina … Schierholtz and a PH….over under on how many pitches it takes for the Rockies to get out of the inning and how many pitches are actually in the strike zone these guys swing at!!!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh, I missed it

I was getting more vodka. I should remember to have the vodka next to the TV so I don’t miss out on any of the Giants viewing experience.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hes the only reason Gonzales didnt score

them just knowing hes out there

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel as if we have played the entire season in coors

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Chase Field

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Sharon Gless?

It sure looks like her.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The question is

Who will out pathetic who?

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Irresistible suck force, meet immovable suck object.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much does something like that cost?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Job Wilson!

wait, what?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

“he got spanked around last game”

LOL

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

homers!

I’m in Seattle and have to watch the Colorado feed. Kruk may be a homer… but this Drew guy is such a rooter…

Direct quote as Spilborgs grounds to short:

“Spilborgs has to hustle up the line…” as he got thrown out by 8 feet.

Thank God for mute.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate going deep here.

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

we're in this thing

we’re IN this thing!

we’re in THIS thing?

we’re in this THING!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder why they took out Street. He didn’t throw that many pitches, did he?

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s weird how Giants games these days are simply dominated by Eugenio Velez, for good and for ill.

by Evan on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

No Kruk, it is not “fun” to watch…

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants lineup = Pepto Bismol

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW LOL MOLINA

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL tiny Tim

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

why is Pablo out?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

how bad are we talking?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

strained calf

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cake joke

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

my fave

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY THE PINCH-RUNNER!!!!

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Spilborghs actually thought about throwing to first

LOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew, he made it to first!

by Snof on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMMY!!!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMEH!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum?

Really? Why would you do this?

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Run Sanchez. If Sanchez hurts himself running the bases, it sucks, if Lincecum hurts himself it’s season ending

by sprdelfin on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen

Molina run? It ain’t pretty.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW SCORE SOME FREAKING RUNS ASSHOLES

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Good move, Boch.

I thought Martinez was faster than Timmy, but then again, I know very little.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

already burned Martinez

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA LINCECUM

my dad, EXTREMELY casual Giants fan just said, “Look at his hair. He’s so ugly this kid”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

cockpunch

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

my GF dosent like it

but she does not understand its the source of his power!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY 109

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

so Gonzalez stabs himself and plays the next day, while Freddy Sanchez takes a month off with a day to day injury

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

short bench is short =(

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t use DL – not gamery.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juggernate

DO FUCKING SOMETHING!

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

eat a sandwich, drink a glassa milk

do SOME fuckin thing

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Bochy feels ok about Tim running

as it’s very unlikely he’s going to make it round to home for a collision at the plate, right?

by bobnothing on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy can Pinch Hit, he isn’t on the DL yet is he?

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

shoulder fail

should have ran him tho

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two problems with that:

1) He apparently can barely swing a bat right now so that wouldn’t do too much good.
2) If they pinch hit him here, they can’t place him on the DL retroactive to when he last played.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they don’t want to use him so the can DL him retroactively

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t played in a week and the Giants haven’t DL’d him yet. Amazing.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why the fuck don’t they just DL him now for fuck’s sake? He’s not available, and we need a usable body on the bench.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

1. He’s too injured
2. If they do, they can’t retroactive the DL.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT TO FRAK!!!

There should be a runner at second!!11

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

bring the

CAIN!

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

wow…..good at bat eh Kruk? What’s that … 0-5 now?

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

JuggerLOL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Disappointment

lurks in the shadows…

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 lazy shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, that was very fucking disappointing.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Not so great, Nate

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That is not a walk.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

help me now

i’ve fallen and i can’t get up.

I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.

by GSWhode on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson's AB

will be epic

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson, shit

what the fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

B Weez

AB FTL

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God we didn't bunt.

That’s why you bring in pitch runners. To keep then on first.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, what??!?!?!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson being asked to bunt

makes sense. but, can he bunt?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

Whiteside has to come into the game anyway with Molina out

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they wanted to leave Wilson in the game for at least another inning

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

tihs is going to go well

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is an idiot…

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch Hit Cain

duh

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY BORK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Let Wilson hit!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt Fail

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

In our lineup, Wilson’s a proven power hitter.

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This goes beyond retarted

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats ironic

retarded*

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants offense is so bad…

They can’t even bunt straight.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME FOR A BUNTING K!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SWINGING, LOOKING, OR BUNTING!?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not bring in a starting pitcher to bunt? Has Wilson ever tried to bunt before?

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

send up Whiteside with two strikes then

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh noes

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

… they couldn’t hit a parked car…

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Let Mike Murphy hit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

or run

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kill!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

he can’t fucking bunt, Bochy.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy PR still makes me rofl

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Check Elias to see if anyone has ever had two pitchers in the field before.

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s on the rockie bench?
can we temporarily trade botchy for tracy? like for 2 innings, plz?

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Quntinilla, and someone else

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst possible thing ever

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It just wasn't meant to be

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This is an epic game.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like a slow, horrible rape

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Lord

Good job Bochy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hasn’t Bochy said Freddy is available to PH?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

flawless victory

I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.

by GSWhode on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

worst bunt ever

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is the best game ever

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is the best least-competently-played game ever

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

No effing way

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasnt foul?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Engineered to perfection

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid

Whiteside has to come in anyway, he should be up there.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I want a new manager, plz

kthx.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THE FUCKING STRIKEOUT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THAT.

I AM GOING TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Timmy REALLY ever “bear down” on anybody?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS TEAM DESERVES TO LOSE. OBLIGE THEM

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You dont want to know

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilson dribbles in front of first, timmeh out at second, wilson out at first

by J. Frank Parnell on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something stinks..

Boch fail?

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants can’t even do the stupid things they choose to focus on properly. Dumb organizational philosophy coupled with bad coaching = success?

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I just dropped in.

This is not going well.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It could go 30 innings

Giants are not scoring again.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Sanchez isnt burning up a bench spot

This is brilliant managing and general managing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So....

….was that the dumbest move of the entire year, or just the most idiotic?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain suicide squeeze with Garko on third was pretty bad.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

Why didn’t Bochy bring in a starter to bunt? What the fuck? What the fucking fuck?

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

We're getting

Outmanaged by Tracy. Bochyz goddamn insane.

by payvement on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf? Whiteside has to come in the game anyway, why did he not hit for Wilson?

by Evan on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He wanted Wilson to pitch another inning…but it is stupid, you’ve got your baserunner already.

He should have bunted with Nate.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way Bochy should be re-hired…he’s had some really bad games, but I think this is one of his worst.

He should have bunted and taken two shots with Whiteside and Velez.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that didn’t make any sense. What the fuck is Bochy thinking?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Due Up

Stewart
Torrealba
Atkins

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This simply defies description.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread is killing me, so here's a new one.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/24/1001270/open-dont-give-up-some-freaking

I don’t care if it only gets 100 comments.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

On a positive note, I just made this .gif…

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Love it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

big gif is big

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheese with that whine? ;-)

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

im done. hopefully my exit will coincide with the defense somehow scoring a run.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t give Velez any ideas.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not listening to KNBR for 2 weeks, at least.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU TORREALBA

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

how long before Jonathan Sanchez playes left field?

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what pisses me off

The giants always manage(get it) to FAIL at fundamental situations. it ALWAYS happens. Every time you see the giants get a leadoff double, they never even ADVANCE the runner. It wouldn’t surprise me if the giants got a leadoff HR and failed to score.

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

game cast lags
updates ppls plz

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yorvit Walkoff

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants could play for a long time and never score.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

hit him

in his smiling face.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Waitasec

if Whiteside was going to come in, why couldn’t he have pinch run?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

of who? timmy?? =(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

whiteside - running the bases.

although, also why burn a potential pinch hitter that could have been used latter in the inning (potentially).

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HOPE WILSON THROWS AT BARNEY AT THE BACKSTOP

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not Barney

It’s the forbidden love child of Barney and the devil.

"Good teams win games, horse**** teams have meetings." - Ozzie Guillen

by free7694 on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody shoot that damn mascot.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER

you know its coming…

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont mean to be hyperbolic but this game is now a must win

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i think we should lose

maybe they will fire bochy

then we can start to win

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

why fire bochy?

the fact that we are over .500 and even in contention is amazing

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

because he sucks

the rockies have a good manager, but we are a better team

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no we're not

The giants have no offense. And they outperform Pythagoras

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes we are

we should have enough offense to go win with our league-best pitching. but Bochy is a doofus.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are watching

the end of the season

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ROCKIES….FINISH US

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

miracle double play again?

by russian.tank on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

this should be a walk

by mlb22 on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAVE HOPE

even though i have none

All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.

by perfectstrat on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

wilson pitches better than he bunts

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

we are

rubbing off on them.

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ninja ninja ninja ninja

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Please score some runs

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

is this the

3rd or 4th game this road trip to go extra innings 1-1? Why do we do this to ourselves?

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and by we...

I mean those of us watching

First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.

by johnniedisaster on Aug 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

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