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GameThread III: Revenge of the Pffft




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LET'S GO OFFENSE

YOU FUCKING LOSERS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

MOO!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s some dude still posting in the first thread.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets all point and laugh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont tell him. Those are gold

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t laugh. I did the same thing in the first open thread I ever commented in.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he must think we’re the boringest blog

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baybear-esque

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but...

…he ownz the lols.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHHHH

look at all the lonely bloggerr

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow he’s really posting too

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'z got sumpin ta SAY!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

his first ever posts too

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How Zito got out of that inning, I will never know……

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

time for timer

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score or whatever

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OFFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO FLEM

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

God I'm so fucking sick of this

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wuh?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hoping for this offense to score

when theres absolutely no chance it’ll happen

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today’s reassuring thoughts are brought to you by bondslegend.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol fuck optimism

LETS DRINK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said

WHOO ZITOOOOO excellent job

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Zito has been clutch lately

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNS. GET THEM.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M TIRED OF THIS THING!!!!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict a Garko extra base hit…you heard it here first

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep getting out of trouble

love those Barry family shots

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do people pose for these kinds of photos???

I honestly cannot understand the thought process that leads to this being something you think is a good idea.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I see what you did here

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the time Marquis hit a homer off of Marquis? That was awesome.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

why was grip pitching?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free Teacher

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent’s doing something this inning.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

sucking?

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

why can’t they take that pitch?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Nate

How about not swinging at that garbage?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do pitchers throw him anything else?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Kruk, we know its not a strike — it almost hit him.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HARD THAT PITCH IS TO LAY OFF OF!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s show these guys what the Giants offense is made of!

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 24, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Trick question- the offense actually doesn’t exist.

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 24, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

not mailmen

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Mailmen deliver on Mondays?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No runs for Schierholtz

= ConstiNATE

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

IncontiNATE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

UrinNATE

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET ON BASE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

I’m pretty sure this AB is going to end with an out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

If this doesnt end in a walk or hit, im throwing my remote

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Please remember to keep the wrist strap on.l

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ducks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Giants hitter is working the count. Bet he still grounds out.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BROTHER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 to 3-2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

facepalm

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

to 3-3

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

swung at ball 4

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

swing at ball four

ouch

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 to 3-3

that was ball four.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he had two good fastballs to hit there.

took the first
fouled off the second

/K’s on slider

Ugh.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKER

/throws remote

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE AWFUL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Scott

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for getting OB for Rownads Garko

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LAZER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PEW PEW PEW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Glorious victory!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, Scott gets a hit now.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WHUT SCOTT HUH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

how many times have we said, “That was ball four” in the past week? It seems like I say it 6 or 7 times a game at least.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It's every AB

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

not every AB

most of them end before 4 pitches.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah duh

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

One hundred nine times.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good a 2-out baserunner

how fucking pointless

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn’t every ball in the dirt?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The pitcher must have no control.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Rent goes yard here

I won’t complain about him for 2 weeks

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll never complain again

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he get a couple days for a base hit?

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s what a hit looks like

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ARRRRGGHHHHH FUCKING EDGAR RENTERIA IS HITTING AGAIN

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm, we’re pulling Zito, right?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, strikeout or ground out?

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one up in the bullpen despite Zito being on deck.

that’s the magic of Bochy!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent-A-Jack

please?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

or basehit

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY GAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Something.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SINGLES!

And solid baserunning!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

now watch zito hit for himself here

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Flew!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKYSMOK TOLD YOU SO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

fred lewis time

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SHAWSHANK FREDEMPTION!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We're going to fuck this up

don’t worry, everyone.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

er not?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG HOW CAN THEY LET FRED HIT WITH RISP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

1-7 lifetime. Should never have another chance!

by paboperfecto on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREDMEPTION. PLEASE.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDERICK

do something awesome

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game, Zito. Too bad the lineup sucks.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof, not really beautiful, but not so bad, Zeetz.

by furikawari on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If only we had Nate to come off the bench here.

Right?

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’d rather have Zito hitting than Fred.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HEEZ GUNNA FAIL CUZ ITS AN RBI SITUASHUN

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good

THAT’S back.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRED-EMPTION

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED

Hit the ball where they ain’t already!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go Fred,

HERE WE GO!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

vs. Marquis

Flew: 5-12
Rowand: 1-17

/facepalm

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

NO CHANCE CUZ HEEZ NOT CLUTCH REMEMBER

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

f. sanchez sighting

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Fred.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A FUCKING BALL YOU SHIT

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

that was the same as the first pitch and it was called a strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO THAT DINOSAUR SNUCK UP ON ME

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THAT FUCKING DINOSAUR

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh… right… that Fred Lewis.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Fred

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanger! ugh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Fred Lewis

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

here we go

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rockies mascot is really starting to piss me off.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

starting to?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon passed ball…

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes, that was close

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not even nervous

there’s no fucking way

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

eat shit torrealba

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Grounder back to the pitcher here!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FuckFredFYUckkkkkk

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That first pitch was the same location

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit, Fred.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUCK

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate baseball.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CLUTCH

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT, FRED!

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s coming in? Howry?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT CLUTCH MIRITE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently not.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when do the Rockies score?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st or 2nd batter hits the HR?

I go with walk, walk, error, grand slam.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, now we know who to blame when the Giants lose.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wrong

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 Unearned Run in 6 innings

Got to be better than that in these playoff situations.

by paboperfecto on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

next outing he should shoot for 3

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noooooooooo

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why you sit on the bench, Fred.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred LOLis

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I know what Bochy is thinking…“I really could have used an experienced veteran like Aurilia in that situation”.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

badluck barry

sorry zito

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

when you walk 6 hitters in 6 innings and give up only one run, that’s not bad luck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…we’re not scoring again tonight.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

;_;

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes you think

Would Zito would be as much of a monumental bust for us if he had some run support?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

How the hell did this team score 17 runs in the first two games?

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Stealing signs?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This offense is so bad I’m starting to feel like I’m in an episode of Candid Camera. This must be a joke.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

They would love my reaction after Lewis’ AB.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

imma get a Klondike bar

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Z!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-z

doin it wrong

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo is a little better than Howry.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is a lot better than Howry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo severely lacks in the veteran savvy department though.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergzi-OOOOO

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by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

bourbon time?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

One bourbon….one scotch…one beer

My team hasn’t one in nigh’ and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can’t even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain’t enough Jack you better make it three

by paboperfecto on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know if i’d go if they were free

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would if we took 3-4 for the Rox

and if i lived up in the bay

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be ecstatic if we took 3-4 from the rockies and I’d try to get tickets to all three games.

But… well…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Freddie even hit a foul ball with a runner in scoring position? Quick check the stats

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I do love that we’ve been playing with a short bench for a full week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, who’s going to hit the walk-off?

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Your dreamboat: Tulowitzki.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail Romo

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

so close

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

phew.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMLOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD. PHEW. WTF.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, the camera angle really stunk on that

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK GOODNESS

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Audio just died on me… the universe is protecting me from pain.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to change my underwear.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, lord.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip beat me to it:

“Don’t throw that pitch there again.”

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis over Ishikawa?

WTF is Bochy thinking???

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

RISP numbers aside, Fred has good numbers pinch hitting and good numbers against Marquis. It wasn’t a bad choice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

I’m pissed he struck out, but that wasn’t exactly an easy AB – 3 perfect sliders on the outside corner (one called a strike, one swung through, one called a ball), one pitch way outside and one changeup below the strike zone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sinkers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

He really was the right guy for that situation.

But… Jeeeeezus.

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo is spooked now

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is now scared to pitch to this guy.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching on TV. My dad is listening on the radio in the other room. I had to ask him if that was a foul ball

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh chill out, Romo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

No he's skittish

fun

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Now*

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m OK with that walk. Romo is freaked, though.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

How are you ok with a leadoff walk?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad

I was in the other room

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop looking at me swan

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wuh wuh, whats going on, where are we?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch him so badly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT WALK PEOPLE AT COORS!!!!!!

UWgfbewfiuSKBDGEBFQUYBENLKSNVUYVCUYouvbiyvFUCKjvkjbjbku

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKING GIUYS IN FRONT OF HELTON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rockies are really cheating the game.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

My mailman can walk better than Helton

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep walking people in Coors. That always works out well.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like a strike, but that is how the Giants night has been so far.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

why do we keep walking Clint Barmes?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thats why

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz walking people for Helton is spectacular strategy in Bochy’s world.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoooray Double Play

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No problem!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS HOW YOU DO THAT

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo Sexual!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

so why was Zito so afraid of Helton?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

because seven eight nine? wait.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz he’s really really really really really really good?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the Giants pitchers keep getting out of these innings, is anybody’s guess.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

MOR DP PLZ

TWSS

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY COPENHAGEN TIME

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ewww

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’LL THANK ME

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATTO HATES RATTO

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

all you can eat!!!!

great video

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many ’shops do you have tucked away, just waiting for the right time?

by sakbaum on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ratto and kawakami on chronicle live tonight… blehhhhh

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A must miss episode.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa told me they were my favorite Bay Area sports columnists.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

more of a fan of the dream gwen napp

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MAYBE WE’LL SCORE A RUN THIS INNING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything can happen!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop getting my hopes up.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now that Zito is gone, maybe the Giants can explode for one more run!

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

just got home, what happened to Pablo?

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

strained calf in 3rd

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dimensional shift

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so now we’re taking these seriously?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was serious

sorry, I imagine there have been about a thousand of those

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ate bad cake

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee, making Helton swing the bat might work out sometimes.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants need to get into the Rockies’ pen - I want to see me some Herges.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i just told the dudes in the first gameday thread we moved on, and they are still in there, and they’re multiplying

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

where do those guys come from?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they're Trojan horses , come to kill this torturous device.

I had 24 – count ’em , 24 – before my govt. IT guy came by…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eagle Eye!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the Rockies ever bother throwing a strike to these bums is beyond me…

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be at Sunday’s game. I want my Big Unit bobblehead.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

They were generous with that bobblehead

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

No clue what that looks like.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY ARCHAEOPTRYX

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

No such thing as intermediate fossils!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

If you hit a homer, I’ll name my firstborn after you.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Meet my son, FBAL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet My son, Speedy McFuckup

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANG

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joke would be on Velez. Natto has 23 children.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Velezbians, go crazy!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY BEARD OF BEES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW’D IT GET BURNED?

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

PULL EVERYTHING!

HACK AT SLOP!

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Pablo is on deck!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

keep pulling everything, Giants

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please have a Mila rally picture??

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha

I thought it said old school Kink

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well hey you don’t know what they’re into.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously something freaky

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both have brown hair and they aren’t wearing glasses.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was this from?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn the Clock Back Night at Candlestick in the early 90s.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here comes Randy Winn…………

I can’t believe I haven’t cried yet from watching one of these games.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

96 DEGREES OF CLASS

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Randy, that was ball 3.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

IT HIT THE PLATE

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and that was ball 4

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hasn’t seen a strike yet

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there anything more annoying that Randy’s litlte thing where he grabs the bat after he has a shitty swing?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Really Winn?

2-0 slop hacking? I thought you were better than that

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE HACKING AT BALLS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s spreading

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that was ball four.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THAT WAS FUCKING BALL 4.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 5

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 5

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

AND YOU TAKE THAT?

BALL 5

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE GET ON BASE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 5.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised he didn’t swing at that pitch.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn: rated?

y/n

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait. Is rated good or bad? Im still not clear

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

unsure

just go with it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNRATED

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

this RULES

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLASSY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OK!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy!!!!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

How will we blow this?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN IS GONNA

PUT ON THE BRAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

all is forgiven!

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Quality.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t leave Winn at 2nd.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

For Mordy

Mila Kunis Pictures, Images and Photos

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/stops listening to game

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not when Urine is at the plate!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Juan.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

How many pitches will this AB last — I guess 3

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

also, I vote for Beimel to come in

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS, PLEASE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

And another double about to be wasted

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no faith in Urine here

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OOO

Ree-Bay!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A BALL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fael

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooo-ribe

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING UNHELPFUL.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nice snag. Fuckers.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, I seriously doubt they were looking slider low and outside on 1-0.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh you don’t know Uribe then, that’s his pitch

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus..just got here pablo has a strained calf (slitting wrists)

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

come on bengie. Please. Do it for the children

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

VETERAN CLUTCH CLEAN UP HITTER TIME

DON’T WORRY

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

oh phew

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS HAVE THE RIGHT GUY UP – CLEANUP HITTER!!!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

free teacher?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worthless

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We could use some patented Money Magic here.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Uribe

And I had to LOL after Kuip said that the Giants best RBI guy is up at the plate.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY DOGS DRIVING CARS

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie, hit a home run please.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty please

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

how come Tulo limps around but stays in the game, but our guy has to come out and leave us with Urine?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He always kinda walks with a hitch in his step.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left us with Butt Pee, really

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie will fuck this up.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does he still play for us? He’s almost as worthless as Aurilia at this point. Except he’s a worse fielder.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Btw, what happened to Pablo?

by speckops on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/cake joke

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tripped

on cake.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tripped on some cake.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

bamboo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

pulled cake muscle

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

His cow ingested an anti-matter particle

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s playing.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gunned down in a drug war

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be on the lookout for a weak grounder to the left side

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Bengie

I’m afraid of what I will do to myself or anybody around me if you don’t get a hit here. Please don’t suck.

by jordanovich on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin does smell like shit

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(not pictured)
the pacifier that Russell Martin is sucking behind his catcher’s mask

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay patient Bengie

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie will ground out weakly here.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching around him to get to Nate

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

this AB will end with an out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0. What do you do?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a little close Kruk

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing at 3-0 pitch?

by Edge on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE THE NEXT PITCH NO MATTER WHAT PLEASE

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

slider in the dirt. Strike 2

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 to 3-2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s the bizarro world rockies!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Countdown to fail……..

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/swings at Marquis new ball from ump

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK. THAT WAS IT. THAT WAS THE PITCH. FUCK.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like where this is headed…

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

next stop

downtown failville

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t swing if it’s in the dirt.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PRO TIP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money will hack at slop here

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction…strike out on check swing on ball in dirt

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Please not an out.

by Snof on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pure unadulterated frustration

There is no other way to describe watching this team “hit.” Chase chase chase. Almost no one knows the flipping strike zone. Winn swung at balls 3 and 4. Yes he doubled. But that is the exception that proves the world. Also how can you let Fred 16 RBI’s 76 K’s in 255 AB Lewis hit with men on. How? Gawd.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You made it!

Welcome!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred isn’t clutch! Should’ve had Zito hit, he’s been clutch!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why can’t we just leave one of those fair for once

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS THE PITCH AGAIN. FUCK.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost Bengie

good hack

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh..epic fail bengie

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do that again, but make it fair.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, Marquis, slider in the dirt, automatic out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that one dude still posting in the first thread?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

17 new comments since the last time I checked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t BradleyBear do a whole gameday thread by himself once?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he gave full play by play during a random Spring Training game once

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

mods, shame on you

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s 2 of them now

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first dude wanted to be there
I saw the move…..

I am just content to work while I watch the game and periodically comment….don’t have time to keep up with all the posts

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s all about the bengie-man!

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL IN DIRT!! GET IT!!!

by Edge on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball four.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL FOUR YOU FUCKER

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh. man. that was close

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4

/swing

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

God you suck

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Flem said that was ball four.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG HE DREW A WALK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets Go JUGGERNATE!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

whew...

thought for sure bengie would swing at high heat

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Bengie, you’re off the hook… for now.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

unpossible

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That was unexpected.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa. How many walks is that in this series?

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY
for the walk

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll give you credit, Bengie. Schierholtz will fail.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

My god a walk

alert the media. How much you want to bet the inning ends on the first pitch.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/Dunston destroys a watercooler

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow! That might have been one of the best AB’s Molina has had this year.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

MASTERNATERS, UNITE

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a stupid pitch

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate : Great : : Bochy : ?

by furikawari on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe Nate could actually do something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

was hoping Tracy would bring in the lefty

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy to Nate:

Make believe you are a PH

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something Nate

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Make him pitch to you Nate…

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Bengie’s not getting re-signed for that one

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get the run in, Nate.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

1-0

Pick your zone or spit on it

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

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by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit ball 2

/swings

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 2.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

120 pitches from Marquis.

by furikawari on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

only our pitchers are made of porcelain

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That does not bode well.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE

Lay off that fucking pitch@!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 3.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Here it comes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I see this ending poorly

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the clutch K!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch in the dirt?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon

schierholtz

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

how much urine does Nate have on his hands right now

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously not enough

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously that last one was at his shoulder.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a ball in dirt?

by Edge on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Shades of the last Reds game.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball four.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yay.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

brutal

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

le sigh

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate did not get thrown a single strike that whole at bat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He should have had the take sign until he got a strike

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even BENGIE MOLINA walked.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'OH!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SURPRISE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

here … comes…

the PAINNNNNNNNNNNN

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we had better players

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, then we’d have a better team

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAAAAAACK

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FECK FECK.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well then!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There really isnt any hope for this game

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Corrected

There really isn’t any hope for this game team

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today’s Perspective Outlook is brought to you by FireBrianSabean.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im surprised pitchers ever throw anyone on our team strikes (other than Garko and Sanchez)

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

so which rockie homers?

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoever is facing Bob Howry when he comes in in the 11th

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever is up first this inning

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chacin

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yorvit, naturally

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bichette

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Galarraga

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As usual

he got himself out. w=o if he takes that pitch. Why in the hell do you swing at it. ITS A PITCHERS PITCH AND YOU ARE AHEAD IN THE COUNT. DONT THE GIANTS UNDERSTAND THAT. gawddddddd

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Uribe. It’d still be 1-0 and we’d have a better offense if it weren’t for him.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Fred Lewis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

did someone say white castle?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis’s fielding isn’t the reason the Rockies have a run on the board. Although his offense did set us back some.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe would have made that play if not for Fred Lewis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis would have hit that ball if not for Uribe.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that one was Bob Howry’s fault.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE A HOWRY FACT FOR YOU

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t the 11th inning yet. Impossible.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I smiling? I’m not happy…

The Giants are turning me into the Joker.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 NOT W-0

i GET TOO PISSED TO TYPE

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn’t Garko hitting 5th?

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t even ask lineup questions anymore. nobody knows

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dear Boston...

Where did you find in the rulebooks the provision that allows double digit runs in consecutive games?
Also, does it come with protips or diagrams?
Sincerely,
GINATZ BRAZZ"

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Further, can we please have your GM/Scouting department?

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he pitches like every 5th game

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo HR?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

likely

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m calling spilborghs

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to voluntarily ban myself

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR SF GIANTS

0-5 w/ RISP

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, that was lucky.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy MonkeyChow Heart Attack

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha Ha

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Also predictable

The Rockies have hitters who know what to do at the plate. The Giants don’t. GAWD THAT WAS CLOSE

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOODNESS AGAIN

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This park is a joke, still.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Master strategist

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckfuckfuck...

…oh

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Somehow I had more confidence in Fred's AB than Nate's

I had hope that the baseball gods would reward zito

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, humidor!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

weeeeeeeeeeee righties v. righties…lefties v. lefties

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the dread! Kill me now!

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

/shoots Panty Inspector

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting name

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/giants take 2-1 lead in 9th
/brian wilson comes in bottom of the 9th, gives up game tying homer
/giants score in 11th
/bob howry comes in

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt

brialliant this year. BUT he consistently walks the first hitter when he comes in the middle of an inning. Can’t do that here.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, you’re being read.

"The Supreme Court voted 17-11 today to uphold the multiple personality insanity defense in criminal trials."

by Panty Inspector on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The post button works better than violence

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good at bats....

Wonder if Krukow thought that was a good at bat…Threshold must be low considering how he seemed to think Nate has three good at bats prior to posting his 0-4!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

glad you made it to the right game thread!

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You made it!

Welcome!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

welsome to the party

grab a beer, you’re gonna need it

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME!

/balloons and streamers fall from sky

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and pop flies that should be caught by Velez

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/standing ovation

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am running around here like the giants with their heads cut off…my blog discipline is awful!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

just hit z.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willkommen, beinvenue, welcome
Fremde, etranger, stranger
Gluklich, zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy, to see you, bleibe reste stay

( you’ll get used to the pessimism and sarcasm eventually)

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long after they aren’t “in it” anymore will the Giants continue with the annoying “we’re in this” ads?

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

New to this

way too complicated for a 51 year old.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

z is your friend

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't feel bad

It’s too complicated to a lot of younger folks as well.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

natto just bangs his keyboard until a photoshop falls out

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever my boss calls the intercom at my desk

I type as furiously as I can.

He thinks I’m a “star employee”!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

N O OLD DUDEZ

Of course , that Depends on whether nightly Giantfail leaves you incontinent.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This series sucks.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

by your command

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFFELDT

Don’t turn an 0-2 into a 3-2 or even worse, a 4-2!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT HAWPE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Jeremy.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

run, and then

STFD

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol at bengie thinking for a second he could catch up to the runner

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

my stream is behind :(

by itlynstalyn on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

so confused

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This will be funny

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All aboard!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

snork

HHHAAAAWWWWWPPPPPEEE

spit

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt is TEH MAN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch out! Rockies release him, Giants sign him

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Why am I even watching..the howry walkoff is inevitable

by DFAAurillia on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko
Rowand
Renteria

Please Please Please do something.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko...

Let’s see 0-3….but those were darn good at bats!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet….love it when they prove me wrong!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH ID GET EXCITED IF I KNEW WE WERENT GOING TO BLOW IT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

has rowand been reading the pedro feliz’s guide to swinging at sliders 2 feet off the plate?

by Crusher on Aug 24, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowan brings the party back to earth…

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard

it was a bestseller among the giants

by sfoakbay on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria's approach??

Edgar has an approach at the plate?

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

great approach…swing at stuff outside the strike zone and don’t move the runner over! Sweet…sign that guy!

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not quite sure why you wouldn’t have Rowand bunt there, is he really that bad at it?

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s pretty much bad at everything

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

biggest AB of the year

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa none chance against the lefty

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. Unproductive outs.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

offense in a coma

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

couldn’t even get him to third base, let alone score

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 24, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies 8 walks…..Giants 2 walks….anyone in management taking note of that??

by MikeIvieSF78 on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anyone here that thinks this will end well?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re all in the 4th game thread

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've fallen and I can't get up....

help me please

I'm talking about Mountain Dews baby.

by GSWhode on Aug 24, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. no one even posting any more

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Who

is the emergency catcher now?

by 2X2L on Aug 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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