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GameThread II: Attack of the LOLnes

 



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Why did Pablo get pulled? Please tell me it’s because he swung at the first pitch… again.

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Defensive replacement in the third. Makes perfect sense.

by Evan on Aug 24, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes Bochy sense

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are leading.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So another defensive replacement before Uribe bats again? I call it the ishikawa tactic.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still at work, can’t watch/listen, and feel great concern… unless Bochy actually told a hitter that if they kept swinging at the first pitch and making an out, they’d be pulled. Now that I write that, an injury to his colon sounds more likely.

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No veteran savvy

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

pulled a hammy or a groin. Was limping a little. No one really knows. Not too serious.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pulled hammy or groin isn’t serious? Hopefully it’s not pulled, because that would be serious.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUALITY ZITO PIC

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT-A

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-eh?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is for all the lolnes people

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Confession time

If that blonde in that white bikini walks by and you are with your girlfriend/wife, are you looking?

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Move the eyes NOT the head.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always

She’s been caught looking at guys enough to not get on my case about it.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at wife/girlfriend, and smile.

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, but in an ironic way, and make a gagging sound and turn to your SO and go “OMG HONEY SHE’S SOOOO GROSS”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like it when Jon doesn’t call Giants games on Monday

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

oh…..hey flem

also. did zito just look into the camera and file his nails?

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you name the Colorado Rockie who turned an unassisted triple play in 2007?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was earlier this year…

by bondo on Aug 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he turned one in 07…….

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

that was 2007. Eric Bruntlett was yesterday.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs had the best one with flulowitzki

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a gay dinosaur joke in there somewhere

I wont go that deep though

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

from behind home plate

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the dinosaur?

Isn’t the River Cats’ mascot named Dinger, too?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. The River Cats mascot is named Dinger.

/Sacramento native
 //Went to a River Cats that Zito pitched in.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got back from ironing work clothes and

OMG WTF HAPPENED TO PABLO

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the consensus is Cake happened.

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went into labor.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop hitting them to Marquis.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BORING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK, GARKO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT IT SOMEWHERE BESIDES THE PITCHER GUYS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yet they’re still 3 games ahead of the Giants

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not entirely clear what’s wrong with him?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herpes can be a bitch.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He and Big Angry have matching shoulders.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny story:

If Pablo is hurt, the Giants 2nd best hitter is probably Fred Lewis. And he never plays.

lolz.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

fred who?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see no fun in that.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s trying to maintain his status as such. If he played him, he might get worse!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In coors field. I’m surprised Jponry isn’t in Denver tracking down bochy.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Pablo :(

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s the big yacker

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Tight right calf for Pablo according to Kuip

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ehhhhhhhhhh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have Ishikawa rub some oil on it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOOOOOOOOOO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it was primarily precautionary?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tight right calf

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez actually looks good on popups tonight

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 24, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He was like

“wut”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TULU IZ AN IDIOT

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Renteria. Of course he was invovled in that triple play.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Crumbs.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s no need for that kind of talk.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good. Let’s walk fucking Helton again.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He probably would have gotten a hit anyway

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Helton just has to torment us.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Him and his deer killing ways.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Rockies are child molesters.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why doncha carry some more venison up the stairs, Todd?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that was Helton.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barmes

That was Barmes who was at Todd Helton’s house.

by Countificus on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THAT TULO CHANT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, [Giants Pitcher] (Except to Todd Helton)

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is out, Panda is out, Garko’s mitt is hitting the DL.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko slowing the game.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like Todd Helton.

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That glove change better not have an effect on the game, it just seems like something that would happen to the Giants

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

like the Glove cutting off a throw from the outfield

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The throw to first… goes THROUGH HIS GLOVE! It wasn’t laced! And eeeeeeverybody’s gonna score! The Rockies WIN!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ninth inning

Glove turns out to be last piece of an ancient ritual tied to the Indian burial ground upon which Coors Field was built, resulting in the rise of Cthulhu and the end of times for humanity.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

but did we win?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selig declares a tie.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TuLOLwitzki

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

please bengie call for the yacker here.

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

and bengie calls for the FB. and it works.

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TULO

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tuloshitzki can’t hit Zito.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CANT CATCH UP TO THE HEAT

Tulolol

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

that was fucking beautiful, man

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry effin Zito

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

when was the last time we saw zito strike someone out on three straight fastballs

by furikawari on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh. Being blown away by Zito fastballs has to be pretty unnerving.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOOPER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you, hawpe

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather not.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’arvit.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Torrealba

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have nails to bite on anymore. Chewed them all off, the past two days.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the no-hitter.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Uribe won’t be effing up the no-no.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 24, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito had one going until Uribe came in for Panda

=Uribe’s fault. Not clutch.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont want Stewart up with runners on

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU SPILLBROGS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH ZITO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH BARRY ZITO

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWN FUCK THE SIT

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

THAT A BOY ZEETS!!!!

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done, Zeets.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH ZOOLANDERTUDE

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn

BARRY FUCKIN ZEETO BITCH

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A MANS GOTTA DO WHAT A MANS GOTTA DO!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t plan the plan if you can’t follow through

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that matters, taking matters into your own hands

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

soon i’ll control everything, my wish is your command

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH ZITOOOO

also, i guess its better to lose the no-no now instead of in the sixth or seventh

by gswarriors2006 on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

we gotta sign Zito long term, whatever it costs

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs with a little extra info

“Pablo Sandoval was pulled in the middle of the third inning Monday night because of a tight right calf. Juan Uribe replaced him. Sandoval had been icing the calf in recent days.”

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a fit of confusion, he applied several cans of Duncan Hines to affected leg, to no avail.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito

Third year’s the charm!

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LET HIM SURF!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERES PABLO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MOO

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(industry code for fluffer)

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

scroll up

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like Where’s Waldo?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like WHERES WENDELL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIPPING COWS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

tipping pandas

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he found out cake was in the trainer’s room

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv commericials = terrible

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY UMP!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are designed to annoy me.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, you don't want to hear 3 Doors Down

and lol at the exploits of cavemen?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I detest that song.

LET ME BE MYSELF!

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO I CAN SHINE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like 7th grade poetry.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

this can drive you nuts too

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a radio DJ

And that song has been in rotation since I started here 8 years ago.

Do you know what it is like to hear a song 3,000 times??

It’s pretty annoying, actually.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is here?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONTANA

So, kind of nowhere, I guess!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a DJ from Sacramento.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ a bunch

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked them for about 3 months. they haven’t aged well. or rather the music hasn’t

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone even like that song anymore?

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it when I was 9

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

i thought I was the youngin on the board

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Came out in 2000

Yep I was 9/10

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 8 years older than you.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will be as STAT savvy as you when Im 26?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible the first time

fucking AWFULLLLLLL the 20949573094830957097908th time

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great at bat Scott

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

but according to kruk, he’s swinging the bat well right now

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep swinging at the one in the dirt

You’ll get it one of these days!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, Rowand? The fracking slider again??

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised Rowand didn’t strikeout on that pitch in the dirt.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol rowands career numbers against marquies. way to play the match ups botch!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

the whole season summed up in once sentence

Renteria swings at the first pitch and rolls it to Tulowitzki

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he said he was coming out of a slump, why didn’t he?

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand vs Marquis, career: 1/19

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRED

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez vs everyone this week: 1/21

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay plate discipline

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Krukow

ROWAND HAS BEEN SWINGING A HOT BAT

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITOOOOO

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH ZITO

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito is the most patient hitter in the Giants lineup.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Git er dun, Zeets!

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t know what to do guys i’m starting to like barry zito

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO PLAYED GUITAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so do i...

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so do i!

/points at sig

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELF PROMOTION

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re promoting crabs!

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol your old sig

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It did the job it was meant to do

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

with 12 guitarists

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Joe Martinez on the ivories.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bass clarinet FTW!

MIRITE? Anyone? Anyone?

Fine. I’ll just high-five myself.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double b-flat contrabass clarinet FTW!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like being an alcoholic

Admitting your problem is the first step.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want me to bring out the True Religion picture again? That should do the trick.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry 2.0!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Excuse me what?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i like pitcher hits

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What's different about Eugenio?

Is he able to think how to steal better in tonight’s thin air?

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s like he’s suddenly gained 50 points of baseball IQ,

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 for last 3

OH SHIT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, velez is still hitting leadoff

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

tommorrows matchup

cain throws 8 innings give up 1 run

giants hack at haren who pitches a CGSO

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Expectations are low

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

at best.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wildebeast at best?

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

late to the party

what happened to panda?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

just to watch him die

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

in reno?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

just to watch him die?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

pwnd

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine was a question!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he used a trident

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Anchorman references.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn’t?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that’s Pokemon + Fantasy Sports refences.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

is refences what the fans thought the Giants should do to AT&T last offseason?

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

just to 109

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Becoming extinct. Needs more reproduction.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

tight calf

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ty

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolegitimate answer

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's actually a wildebeast calf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got sleepy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He joined the Republican Party.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flu-like symptoms. Bad bamboo chew

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Ian Stewart

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This series has been good except for the bad parts

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so sick of the announcers calling this a great series, this series has sucked balls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

it has shortened my life by about 5 years, me thinks

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn’t like blowing a lead against the WC leaders in two straight games?

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

From a third-party perspective (not a Giants fan nor a Rockies fan), I guess you could say it’s been a great series.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like costume parties.

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like guilty parties.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those black bars over the eyes are very stylish.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

how long does a game have to go for it to being called due to rain?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

err and make it an official game?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be an official game, there needs to be five innings completed.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are they saying this has been a great series?

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PLAYOFF ATMOSPHERE!!!!11

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants hitters swing at that pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oh great, leadoff walks usually end well for us

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought we could only walk Todd Helton.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You throw him a fast ball, yes.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he always vow to make the Giants pay for getting rid of him?

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/kidnaps Torrealba

too soon?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

One problem Kruk, the Giants didn’t play their youth. Bochy likes his veterans.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

savvy

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under 35 = YOUTH!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem and Kruk throwing around some major BS.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

tHIS WEEKEND WAS NOT A SUCCESS
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they’re high.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still say it wasn’t that bad, however painful.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can argue it wasn’t that bad but there is no way in a million years it was a success.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Flem, losing 3 of 4 wouldnt be a success

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

does not compute?

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is familiar.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING URIBE

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK URIBE

It’s time to turn this shit off.

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT XANTHAN

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe, what’s wrong? This isn’t a perfect game.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s where it falls apart.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Tonight’s comments of optimism are brought to you by Natto.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha - Uribe sucks!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK, URIBE. DO YOU FORGET HOW TO CATCH COMING OFF THE BENCH?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

look it in the glove, dumby

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yay errors!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

wow Uribe tried to throw that one away too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate when Uribe does Uribey things.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

common zito

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Now both these runs score

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito strikes out the side through use of him time machine

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Uribe throws high to 1st.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you markwees

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, it feels like we are already losing

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to be ugly

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

sac fly = ballgame

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So.. is there anybody else we can put at 3B?

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

nate.

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe throwing to Velez = scary as shit

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SMEGMA!!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IAN STEWART!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RENT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY JESUS THAT WAS LUCKY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW I WAS SO SURE HE WAS GOING TO BE SAFE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God, they got that tag.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

half damm

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

as much as we tried to fuck that play up, we somehow didnt

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Bip Roberts a Colorado announcer.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

renteria and his quarduple clutch throws

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THESE YUNG KIDS ARE LEARNIN!

/Vet makes terrible play

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha - Renteria sucks!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

awesomeness!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

weight the rockies didn't score

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lets go zito

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't have trouble getting it out of his glove, kruk

he had it in his hand the whole time. He just sucks.

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was all part of Renteria’s evil plan.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

we tried to fuck it up, but Colorado was more intent on fucking up

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

we cant even be the best at fucking up anymore

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

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by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked like panda on that swing

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the home run

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah we know

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is he

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one caught a bit too much strike zone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would he ever turn around? I cannot begin to invent a reason.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

changing speeds nicely though flem

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wht

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

dodn;t you dare walk him

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

oh jesus

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ok. yacker or cut fb?

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

great...

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to 4-2

ffffffff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Helton will end the game right now

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STUPIDEST SHIT EVAR

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame flem

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a big pile of fuck.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Of Amsterdamian proportions.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheatin’ the game

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

worst pitch of the night

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to walk to helton. Ballgame

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a really shitty job of pitching.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

great, helton is coming up. fantastic.

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

this is not going to turn out well.

i hate zito.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re back to this already?

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was quite an accomplishment Zito. WALKING A GUY TO GET TO HELTON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys are so far ahead of me.

I like your terrible future comments.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO MELTDOWN INNING

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YAH HE TOTALLY MISPLAYED THE BALL @ 3RD TOO

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

need to get lucky, here

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fleming is 0-3 now

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He returns tomorrow.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

dear god why.....dont walk towards the ball zito

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I still like Helton’s facial hair.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I reached a point sometime last year where Kruk just annoys me 90% of the time now.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate to say it be me too.

there are still moments where I love him thoguh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty unfair to him, I guess, but I don’t know.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s best when he’s with Kuip.

The Flem/Kruk combo for calling games kind of sucks, I hate to say.

KUIP/KRUK AND JON/FLEM FOREVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEAT

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DISASTER

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF barry

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, this is officially not ending well now

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BLOODY MURDER

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP FUCKING AROUND

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT WALK HIM

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, Barry’s got him right where he wants him.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

throw a strike please

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY

STOP SUCKING

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMMM

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT THATS FUCK

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

that was pathetic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS GAME

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie screwed up. If he didn’t go up, he gets the call.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have been Zito’s fault for throwing the wrong pitch too

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally, but it’s where the ball is, not the catcher. Blue still could have called it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Campos saw it with Bengie in the way.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol fat

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He blocked the moon

Because he’s fat

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CROSS SOMEONE UP IN THAT SITUATION?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

UMPS god arghhhh

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I suppose that’s not the worst thing that could have happened…

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie cost Zito a strike.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Did that look like a strike? Kuip said it was.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ehh, they showed it a couple times. Kruk seems adamant it was. I’m not so sure.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve BB’d a run home so many times this year.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No… no… no…

no no no no no

Come on :(

TV PEOPLE: was that a strike?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE MOLINA IS A GREAT VETERAN CATCHER WHO KNOWS HIS PITCHERS LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WILL TEACH BUSTER HOW TO CALL A BASED LOADED WALK

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT BRING UP POSEY!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so sad

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is such a f-up. He almost blew the throw to third as well this inning. I can’t wait for him to be GONE!

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

could have been worse.

by khenderson on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you blue!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Blame Bengie on that one.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

suffering succotash

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by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

so much for Bengie working well with the pitchers…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It was a strike, they crossed it up

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

this

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was close but not necessarily a strike.

by furikawari on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

of course tulo who i hate isiki

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like a strike……..

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was way too close to being a ball for that situation

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borderline high, maybe get the call if Bengie frames it.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

It looked like it was at the top of the belt, could have gone either way but more than likely a ball

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a strike but with Bengie moving up, it looked weird.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, bengie you stupid piece of shit

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

5 walks, only 1 hit allowed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Effectively wild? Wildly effective?

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no hits for the rockies this inning great

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

is it just me

or has bengie been getting crossed up a lot this season?

by agiantmistake on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s because he’s a shitty catcher.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walks, errors, and mental mistakes

Yep thats your Giants

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/ponders whether to log on to MLB - TV

/reads GDT

/begins laundry

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone who ever thought this team was a playoff caliber team, needs to be beaten with soap.

/angry

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Soap is for cleaning things, not beating people, silly.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xanthan is a computer so what does it know?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best way to beat someone without leaving bruises, apparently

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “, needs to be beaten with soup”

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok pleanty of time

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done Zito. Way to get out of the inning alive.

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Urine

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by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

meh watever

ballgame over as far as im concerned

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

In a tie?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh please

we’re certainly not scoring again, and there’s no way we hold them off

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

doom and gloom

sturm und drang

Edgar Rentawreck homered yesterday. This is Colorado, humidor be damned.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and that was all the runs we could score.

That’s not a good thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol OK whatever

we’re not winning. Because we can’t have nice things.

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and with that behavior, you wonder why

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

save the sanctimonious BS please

I’ve been watching this team play baseball lately. They suck.

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAGE

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all have been watching and you fell into it

/snark

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perspective

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't get

giving up on a 1-1 game. Is this your defense mechanism against disappointment or something?

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lineup minus Pablo Sandoval against Jason Marquis

why would you expect to score anymore runs?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily.

But that’s why you play the game.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yes

They are who we thought they were.

And we let ’em off the hook.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoffs?!?!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game makes no sense.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the worst possible inning

But still SHITTY AS SHIT

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the damage was limited.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Now watch the Giants go down on 6 pitches

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Chances of scoring another run w/o Pablo: -5%

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckfuckfuck... oh.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe deserves all the blame there.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

what a chicken-shit run

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought it was high.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Rabbling

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be noted that 3 doesnt even show up on the page

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

good pitching, Barry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday isn’t useful for telling if the pitch was high or not, since it has no idea how tall the batter is.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito can only go 6 now. Who wants to see the bullpen throw 3 high stress innings?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Long commute, F*ck LA

where the hell is Panda?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

eating cake in the trainer’s room

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked up.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got physically ill at Molina’s pitch calling and Zito’s pitching last inning and had to be taken out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind, just heard flem

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injured — left with strained left calf in the 3rd.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

strained cankle

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At select zoos. Extinction problem.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does everything have to be a god damned travesty with you, Giants?

by out machine on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Flem: “Heart of the order due up”

by ho-hum baby on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

who the fuck do they think they’re fooling, really?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

without pablo, does our lineup even have a heart?

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lazy roll over crap.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN YOU SUCK.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies can take an 0-2 count and make it a walk.

Giants hitters take an 0-2 count and make it an out.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants don’t want to cheat the game.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol implies 3 pitches/at-bat

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pancreas of the order

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

rectum
appendix

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST PULL EVERYTHING

by ryanmiles on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ughh…Giants hitters are so pathetic. It is sad when I can’t wait for Velez to come up again.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Kruk: Beeeeeeer

drink

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Front dooring him

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

why do they swing at this shit?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate our hitters…….

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLribe

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a Giants batter who doesn’t swing at that?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sad. This game is so over

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SLOP!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING. AT. STRIKES.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re going to need a Garko dinger

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON NOW

Is this a joke?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe is doing pretty bad so far

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

c;mon, unleash the fucking fury Bengie

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This game needs moar Fred Lewis

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NICE SWING BENGIE

by deuce deuce on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wow benji

WTF

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“Giants must be careful to not start playing homerun derby”

by paboperfecto on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THAT PITCH BOUNCED LIKE THREE FEET IN FRONT OF THE PLATE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSIC

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You can see the Giants players putting their hands around their throats.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is pathetic

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie swings at a pitch in the dirt

/not surprised

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, BENGIE? WHAT THE HOLY FUCK WAS THAT?

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Offensive Offense

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DREADFUL

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FUTILITY

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK HAVE THEY NOT FUCKING FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT YET

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is an idiot for playing Bengie so many days without a break. He is so old and fat that you know he’s gonna have a crappy game without some rest.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooooooooo close to giving up

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

No can do

He has to play pokemon baseball

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas Neal?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALL UP EME. HE IS THE ANSWER.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m the only here who’s completely fine with Bowker being in AAA.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be more fine with it if Fred Lewis was playing more.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that we have sold our young hitter short. I believe i’m in the minority.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

*hitters

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY SEZ HAI

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You must have Edgar Rente-wreck

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There isn’t a drink strong enough, to drown my pain away about the Giants.

Might start taking hard drugs.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I am already ahead of you

by Countificus on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNN RAIDERS!

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

slow mo cam fucking RAWKS

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Predicted Winner: Colorado Rockies: 61%

feels so much worse

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

can we get kuip back now, please?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sad, when Zito has one of your only hits in the game and Velez has the other two.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

velez is going yard

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

take a drink

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember those quick innings?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ayone else hate hawpe's swing?

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY WON’T THEY SWING

WHY WON’T THEY SWING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit lead off hit

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Just make it a blowout

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it’s like taking off a band-aid, I’d rather just rip it off then to slowly remove it.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garko just kind of fell over onto the dirt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RANGE

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Kruk are you just figuring out that the Giants approach at the plate sucks?

Of course every other team looks like it has the most patient hitters in league after watching the Giants.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have a good approach at hte plate because they’re the only team that knows that walks are bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m out, going back to work. maybe some studying in there too.

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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito gets no help from the offense. Ever

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Or the defense

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BLOWOUT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye, sweet contention.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s where it falls apart.

Season over

by orange and black on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants is so bad, that I have been watching more A’s games lately.

Then I see Rajai Davis has been tearing it up for the A’s, then I just start putting a gun barrel in my mouth.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD. FUCKING HOWRY IS WARMING UP.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY!

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito’s pitched like shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great, Howry is up in the pen.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IAN STEWART

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

3 run jack

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

how many pitches is zeets at?

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’m going to become a Cav’s fan or something. The whole Knicks/Jets/Giants triad isn’t cutting it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that was an ugly double play lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

T1000 sez:


“Playoff hopes terminated”

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

how did our shit infield do that?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Right as I get out

They pull me back in

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DP DP DP DP DP

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

EXCITED KUIP DOUBLE PLAY

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by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW TO FIRST

….
….
….
….
….
….
….
….DOUBLE PLAY!!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounded like he was narrating a possible triple play to be honest.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most fugly double-play I’ve ever seen but it works!

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow! A double play.

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FLOPPING GARKO

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by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Winger

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher double

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

error, run scores

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the go ahead RBI single by the pitcher

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

if we’re going to walk Torrealba, can’t we just hit him?

by sayheybk on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you want to be that Marquis gets a hit here…it’s the Giants way.

by nofreetime on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE pitch well to the pitcher.

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to clarify, I was laughing at you, not with you.

/is a dick

67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fact

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIMMMMM

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Marquis is hitting .308 with RISP??

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Marqui Mark

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 24, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yeah

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Make em say

uh.

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nana Nana

Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE LAMP!!!!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

blue with the ninja strike call

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

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