GameThread II: Attack of the LOLnes

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So another defensive replacement before Uribe bats again? I call it the ishikawa tactic.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
pulled a hammy or a groin. Was limping a little. No one really knows. Not too serious.
67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Pulled hammy or groin isn’t serious? Hopefully it’s not pulled, because that would be serious.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
QUALITY ZITO PIC
67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
SHIFT-A
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Shift-eh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
this is for all the lolnes people
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Confession time
If that blonde in that white bikini walks by and you are with your girlfriend/wife, are you looking?
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Look, but in an ironic way, and make a gagging sound and turn to your SO and go “OMG HONEY SHE’S SOOOO GROSS”
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oh…..hey flem
also. did zito just look into the camera and file his nails?
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Can you name the Colorado Rockie who turned an unassisted triple play in 2007?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
No
that was 2007. Eric Bruntlett was yesterday.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs had the best one with flulowitzki
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Tulo
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a gay dinosaur joke in there somewhere
I wont go that deep though
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
TWHS
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from behind home plate
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Is that the dinosaur?
Isn’t the River Cats’ mascot named Dinger, too?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Tulo
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the consensus is Cake happened.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He went into labor.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BORING
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m still not entirely clear what’s wrong with him?
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
He and Big Angry have matching shoulders.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny story:
If Pablo is hurt, the Giants 2nd best hitter is probably Fred Lewis. And he never plays.
lolz.
fred who?
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Bochy’s trying to maintain his status as such. If he played him, he might get worse!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
In coors field. I’m surprised Jponry isn’t in Denver tracking down bochy.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
MOOOOOOOOOO!
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So it was primarily precautionary?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tight right calf
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
JINX!
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velez actually looks good on popups tonight
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 24, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Crumbs.
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Why doncha carry some more venison up the stairs, Todd?
67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
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I don’t think that was Helton.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE THAT TULO CHANT
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Sanchez is out, Panda is out, Garko’s mitt is hitting the DL.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
That glove change better not have an effect on the game, it just seems like something that would happen to the Giants
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
like the Glove cutting off a throw from the outfield
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The throw to first… goes THROUGH HIS GLOVE! It wasn’t laced! And eeeeeeverybody’s gonna score! The Rockies WIN!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Ninth inning
Glove turns out to be last piece of an ancient ritual tied to the Indian burial ground upon which Coors Field was built, resulting in the rise of Cthulhu and the end of times for humanity.
but did we win?
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Selig declares a tie.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
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TuloSITski
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
CANT CATCH UP TO THE HEAT
Tulolol
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
that was fucking beautiful, man
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
when was the last time we saw zito strike someone out on three straight fastballs
fuck
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOOPER
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D’arvit.
67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
There goes the no-hitter.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Zito had one going until Uribe came in for Panda
=Uribe’s fault. Not clutch.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU SPILLBROGS
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S T F D
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DOWN FUCK THE SIT
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S T F D
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
God damn
BARRY FUCKIN ZEETO BITCH
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STFDBORGHS
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Yet.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
A MANS GOTTA DO WHAT A MANS GOTTA DO!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
don’t plan the plan if you can’t follow through
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
soon i’ll control everything, my wish is your command
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH ZITOOOO
also, i guess its better to lose the no-no now instead of in the sixth or seventh
Baggs with a little extra info
“Pablo Sandoval was pulled in the middle of the third inning Monday night because of a tight right calf. Juan Uribe replaced him. Sandoval had been icing the calf in recent days.”
67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Barry Zito
Third year’s the charm!
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Berry don’t surf but we think he should
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERES PABLO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
(industry code for fluffer)
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
TIPPING COWS
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tipping pandas
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
he found out cake was in the trainer’s room
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY UMP!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
What, you don't want to hear 3 Doors Down
and lol at the exploits of cavemen?
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I'm a radio DJ
And that song has been in rotation since I started here 8 years ago.
Do you know what it is like to hear a song 3,000 times??
It’s pretty annoying, actually.
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
+ a bunch
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I liked them for about 3 months. they haven’t aged well. or rather the music hasn’t
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone even like that song anymore?
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IKR
i thought I was the youngin on the board
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terrible the first time
fucking AWFULLLLLLL the 20949573094830957097908th time
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but according to kruk, he’s swinging the bat well right now
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep swinging at the one in the dirt
You’ll get it one of these days!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
SCOTT SUCKS
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lol rowands career numbers against marquies. way to play the match ups botch!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
the whole season summed up in once sentence
Renteria swings at the first pitch and rolls it to Tulowitzki
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he said he was coming out of a slump, why didn’t he?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand vs Marquis, career: 1/19
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Velez vs everyone this week: 1/21
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yay plate discipline
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YEAH ZITO
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Git er dun, Zeets!
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
i don’t know what to do guys i’m starting to like barry zito
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ZITO PLAYED GUITAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
so do i...
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so do i!
/points at sig
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SELF PROMOTION
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you’re promoting crabs!
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with 12 guitarists
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Double b-flat contrabass clarinet FTW!
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
i like pitcher hits
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What's different about Eugenio?
Is he able to think how to steal better in tonight’s thin air?
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
Oh good, velez is still hitting leadoff
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tommorrows matchup
cain throws 8 innings give up 1 run
giants hack at haren who pitches a CGSO
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
just to watch him die
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in reno?
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pwnd
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I thought he used a trident
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
who doesn’t?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
is refences what the fans thought the Giants should do to AT&T last offseason?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
tight calf
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He's actually a wildebeast calf
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Flu-like symptoms. Bad bamboo chew
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Ian Stewart
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
I’m so sick of the announcers calling this a great series, this series has sucked balls
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
who doesn’t like blowing a lead against the WC leaders in two straight games?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
From a third-party perspective (not a Giants fan nor a Rockies fan), I guess you could say it’s been a great series.
I'd need to wade through at LEAST three parties before I'd say that.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I like costume parties.
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I like guilty parties.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
PLAYOFF ATMOSPHERE!!!!11
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/kidnaps Torrealba
too soon?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
tHIS WEEKEND WAS NOT A SUCCESS
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No Flem, losing 3 of 4 wouldnt be a success
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
BULLSHIT METER GOING NUTS
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
does not compute?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck uribe
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
GODDAMNIT XANTHAN
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ballgame
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yikes
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
common zito
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
fuck you markwees
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Man, it feels like we are already losing
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
nate.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe throwing to Velez = scary as shit
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
LOLS
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LOL IAN STEWART!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU RENT
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DEFENSE
VIA LUCK
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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half damm
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
According to the Colorado broadcast
Good teams take advantage of bad baseball
by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
renteria and his quarduple clutch throws
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
weight the rockies didn't score
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
lets go zito
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
BARRY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He didn't have trouble getting it out of his glove, kruk
he had it in his hand the whole time. He just sucks.
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we tried to fuck it up, but Colorado was more intent on fucking up
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
yeah we know
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
strike this mother fucker out
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
where is he
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
FINNISH HYMN
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wht
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
dodn;t you dare walk him
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
0-2 to 3-2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.


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great...
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
FUCK
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STUPIDEST SHIT EVAR
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
oh goodie
Helton is up
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
0-2 to walk to helton. Ballgame
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who else?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
this is not going to turn out well.
i hate zito.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
we’re back to this already?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
YAH HE TOTALLY MISPLAYED THE BALL @ 3RD TOO
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Fleming is 0-3 now
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dear god why.....dont walk towards the ball zito
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
This is all Urine’s fault.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
I still like Helton’s facial hair.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I hate to say it be me too.
there are still moments where I love him thoguh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WTF barry
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I'm about to pull a District-9
And bite my fingernails off
ok, this is officially not ending well now
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
GOD DAMMIT
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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throw a strike please
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
BARRY
STOP SUCKING
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
DAMMMM
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
SHIT THATS FUCK
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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Wow.
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FUCK THIS GAME
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that was a strike
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie screwed up. If he didn’t go up, he gets the call.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
totally, but it’s where the ball is, not the catcher. Blue still could have called it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think Campos saw it with Bengie in the way.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
lol fat
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He blocked the moon
Because he’s fat
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
right.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS TEAM
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UMPS god arghhhh
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
We’ve BB’d a run home so many times this year.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
No… no… no…
no no no no no
Come on :(
TV PEOPLE: was that a strike?
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BENGIE MOLINA IS A GREAT VETERAN CATCHER WHO KNOWS HIS PITCHERS LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bengie is such a f-up. He almost blew the throw to third as well this inning. I can’t wait for him to be GONE!
There are $126 million reasons
why Barry Zito would never kill himself.
by FireBrianSabean on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
so much for Bengie working well with the pitchers…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
of course tulo who i hate isiki
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
nope
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Agreed
It looked like it was at the top of the belt, could have gone either way but more than likely a ball
Fuck you, bengie you stupid piece of shit
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5 walks, only 1 hit allowed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
no hits for the rockies this inning great
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
Walks, errors, and mental mistakes
Yep thats your Giants
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
/ponders whether to log on to MLB - TV
/reads GDT
/begins laundry
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
other team does not have a hit.
bases loaded. 1 run in.
your 2009 san francisco giants
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
GO GET HELP , LASSIE!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
the best way to beat someone without leaving bruises, apparently
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I read that as “, needs to be beaten with soup”
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
ok pleanty of time
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
Terrible.
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now the Giants are losing 1-1
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
meh watever
ballgame over as far as im concerned
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In a tie?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
oh please
we’re certainly not scoring again, and there’s no way we hold them off
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doom and gloom
sturm und drang
Edgar Rentawreck homered yesterday. This is Colorado, humidor be damned.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol OK whatever
we’re not winning. Because we can’t have nice things.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
and with that behavior, you wonder why
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
save the sanctimonious BS please
I’ve been watching this team play baseball lately. They suck.
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I just don't get
giving up on a 1-1 game. Is this your defense mechanism against disappointment or something?
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants lineup minus Pablo Sandoval against Jason Marquis
why would you expect to score anymore runs?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not necessarily.
But that’s why you play the game.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And yes
They are who we thought they were.
And we let ’em off the hook.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the worst possible inning
But still SHITTY AS SHIT
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Now watch the Giants go down on 6 pitches
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
fuckfuckfuck... oh.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
what a chicken-shit run
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Should be noted that 3 doesnt even show up on the page
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
good pitching, Barry.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
eating cake in the trainer’s room
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He looked up.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
strained cankle
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
without pablo, does our lineup even have a heart?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lazy roll over crap.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies can take an 0-2 count and make it a walk.
Giants hitters take an 0-2 count and make it an out.
lol implies 3 pitches/at-bat
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
anus
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it time to play some veteran AAAA hitters?
by MoreroidsforZito on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants have fulfilled their run-scoring obligations for today
the offense will take the rest of the night off.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Front dooring him
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
That was a ball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SLOP!
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SWING. AT. STRIKES.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
OH COME ON NOW
Is this a joke?
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
MUST HACK AT SLOP
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
This game needs moar Fred Lewis
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CLASSIC
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
DREADFUL
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FUTILITY
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
HOW THE FUCK HAVE THEY NOT FUCKING FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT YET
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BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY BUSTER POSEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No can do
He has to play pokemon baseball
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Thomas Neal?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL THOMAS NEAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
John Bowker?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HE HAD HIS CHANCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
CALL UP EME. HE IS THE ANSWER.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I’m the only here who’s completely fine with Bowker being in AAA.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I think that we have sold our young hitter short. I believe i’m in the minority.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
*hitters
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't we just have 1 Hanley Ramirez???
by MoreroidsforZito on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER POSEY SEZ HAI
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There isn’t a drink strong enough, to drown my pain away about the Giants.
Might start taking hard drugs.
slow mo cam fucking RAWKS
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Predicted Winner: Colorado Rockies: 61%
feels so much worse
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can we get kuip back now, please?
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velez is going yard
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
0-2 to 3-2
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
remember those quick innings?
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Ayone else hate hawpe's swing?
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WHY WON’T THEY SWING
WHY WON’T THEY SWING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
C’mon Kruk are you just figuring out that the Giants approach at the plate sucks?
Of course every other team looks like it has the most patient hitters in league after watching the Giants.
Zito gets no help from the offense. Ever
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Here’s where it falls apart.
Season over
by orange and black on Aug 24, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
HOWRY!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL IAN STEWART
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Right as I get out
They pull me back in
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
DP DP DP DP DP
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
EXCITED KUIP DOUBLE PLAY
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FLOPPING GARKO
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Winger
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
here comes the go ahead RBI single by the pitcher
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies-3 hits, score 12 runs, Giants-12 hits score 1
by MoreroidsforZito on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
lol
67-57 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
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BARRY
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
S T F D
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SIT
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Make em say
uh.
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Nana Nana
Giants wins feel better than Dodger losses, but it's darn close.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 24, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
blue with the ninja strike call
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/shift-A
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

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