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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man. Now what?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BAK 2 YUOUTUBE U STOOPID N00B

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to have good command

when the umpire calls strikes balls

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We should trade Tim before it’s too late

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HES LOST IT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The bank is not your friend!”

/devastated

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread, Flem coming in

smells like RUNZ

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

we were winning 6-1 when Flemming came in yesterday

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say for who

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

starring Todd Helton and Edgar Renteria

Trading Places Pictures, Images and Photos

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Great movie…they don’t make comedies like they did in the 80’s

/born in ’84

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange that a movie made in 84 would have modern style cash on the cover.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on, man….this is obviously the new “Looking Good, Feeling Good Edition”!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Akroyd looks like a wax sculpture

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit! He does!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCLAMATION!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol tim

3 BB in 3 IP, but still w/ 5 Ks

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone think we should pull Tim a bit earlier than usual?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

he’s still getting out of it.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLEM WITH INSIDER INFO!

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Dave

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The return of NoLucko

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia answer: Kirk Reuter?

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Jensen

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s my guess too

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll guess Schmidt..probably wrong

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

only pitcher w/ 4 career wins at Coors

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it’s Roos

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a good guess

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially considering how they like to make the trivia apropos

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Scott.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

take one for the team, Aaron

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my, Franceour just lined into a triple play to end the game against the phillies

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I need to see that.

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAR DE HAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t even close, Rowand.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY YOU CAN TAKE THAT PITCH

YOU CAN

IT’S ALLOWED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, Rowand

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So I just got off a flight to Baltimore and I have 3 hours to kill at the airport, and I see that Edgar Renteria hit a home run?!? Did it bounce off of the head of Scott Smith to make it over the wall?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Also: Gamecast says Molina got an infield single?!? How many Rockies broke their arms on the play to let that happen?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Garko got an IF single, too. Also, Baltimore? Porque?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

broken bat, then ball hit off 2nd base away from both infielders

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron rowand fucking sucks

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, seriously, no one wants to see Aaron Rowand fucking.

He’s also bad at hitting.

by Wazl on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rewatched Dirty’s no-no last night. As much as I’d like to join you in talking shit about him, i just can’t.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Kruk making excuses for Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow making lame excuses for Rowand

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So I just got here, But 7 K’s already?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

They just have no clue what to do with Jimenez’s breaking balls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have they been strikes, or crap in the dirt?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap in dirt well outside

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a guess.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s the Giants.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you’re getting lots of hits, but the contract’s still the shits
Renteria… Renteria

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

when was this “lots of hits” period?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright… it’s was a stretch for the rhyme, but he does have 13 hits in his last 10 games.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slider in the dirt works against both lefties and righters

by khenderson on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

boring half-inning was boring

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY FOR QUICK INNINGS..

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLffense

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

time to fry up a Hebrew Nat crack open a Dr. Pepper

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Take Rowand out for a steak and hope that he cuts himself.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

it was Woody

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JIM BROWER 3 CAREER WINS AT COORS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I will always love Tyler Walker. Suck it haters.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAVY LOVE!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/barfs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BULIMIA LOVE

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him too. I always usually defended him.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMM DONUTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

His nicknames were so endearing

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Winners get lead-off outs!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

When you’re throwing it to first, and you feel somthing burst

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

coprophile

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody likes a slowpoke, Mr. B

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

A touchy subject for Kazuo Matsui.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID WE...

even come up to bat? wtf?

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HAWPE

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HAWPE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD person!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy pitching out the stretch. Conserving energy perhaps?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He can go 140 today

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shouldn’t help with energy. Better feel

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had better control out of the stretch today. Fewer moving parts, I guess.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

we deliver

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Super
Television (in)
High
Definition

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice inning, this stretch thing is working.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Tied that inning

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

RAH RAH! Good inning Tim!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew! We tied the inning.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

NIce

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man this was sloppy:
Bottom 9th: NY Mets
- B. Lidge relieved R. Madson
- A. Pagan safe at first on first baseman R. Howard’s fielding error, A. Pagan to third
- L. Castillo safe at first on second baseman E. Bruntlett’s fielding error, A. Pagan scored
- D. Murphy singled to second, L. Castillo to second
- J. Francoeur lined into triple play, L. Castillo out at third, D. Murphy out at second

1 runs, 1 hits, 2 errors
Philadelphia 9, NY Mets 7

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

lololololol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly Francoeur is not a leader.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lacks that 6th tool

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was ugly.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta find the replay of this.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS what?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies announcers have shut the fuck up with their timmy hate

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

what'r they saying?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What were they saying?

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many breaking pitches, falling behind, maybe he doesnt have his good fastball

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Burns to Smithers after the Yale-Harvard football game

“Honestly, Smithers, I don’t know why they even showed up— they barely even won.”

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many breaking pitches

Tim has earned the right to throw whatever he wants whenever he wants without question.

falling behind

I’ll give them that one.

maybe he doesnt have his good fastball

Tim has shown he can be dominant without a 95-97 mph fastball.

Suck it, Rockies announcers. Keep trying to make yourselves feel better.

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol they're bashing him

and he’s still owning their hitters.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG TIMS LOST IT PULL HIM EARLY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Score some more runs, please.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

me too.

my friend got one of em a few years ago and i’m jealous.

by scottishgiants on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too. I’m going to that game so I can get one.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to that game!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's make this easy, here's a picture of what we need to do Giants....

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

but the bat isn't even touching the ball

they’re quite adept at that

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cartoon chicken leg and a baseball?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now let's try it the other way:

OMG, THE OFFENSE HAS LOST IT!!!!!!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

when did they ever have it?

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve been saying that for the last 3 years.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COUPON CODE

“cain”

Imaginative, huh?

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if the Padres will ever be good again

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Signs point to meh.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picture you stroking your chin while saying that.

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chin…sure…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FBAL

Oh for series

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone get Bowker the fuck up here.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he play second? Awesome!

All Outfielder Infield: Winn 3b, Velez SS, Bowker 2b, Schierholtz 1B.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Nate can play third!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Velez was still in LF. Woops.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was inevitable.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damnit that was crushed

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That earned him another week

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been watching the game on and off

I just heard them say renteria homered, and I actually laughed out loud.

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

saw it live...

and i laughed too

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

put this in the trainer's room...

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

so crazy

it might work

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Shawon tears the “‘W’ is for ‘Walk’” page out of the book.

by Wazl on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

W

 is for Win. The only important stat.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what they have for X.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BeWeeze.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

xtra bases

VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-20
6-40

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker would have gone -1 – 20 and 5 for 40

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COORS FIELD

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

IF LEWIS HAD GONE 0-20, BOCHY WOULD HAVE CUT OFF HIS FINGER TIPS AND FED THEM TO THE WOLVERINE

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit that was almost a Coors special

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on. Those were both crushed.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go guys — make him work.

by Wazl on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was a hitter’s day. Two bombs and they don’t go out.

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

keep the faith

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch the dad in the Aqua Velva commercial in the face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Who even wears after-shave anymore (asks the guy who only shaves once a week)?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do,

but I’m 53. Does that count?

by Shoeless on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto and Tim Kawakami together on one show!

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t forget Greg Papa!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

magic

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like having E. Coli and salmonella

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget swine fl….. I mean, H1N1.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOPS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Payback?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

For what?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

for playing in Coors Field

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ianetta’s career numbers versus Tim.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy :(

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Tim.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

CLEARLY INTENTIONAL FINE HIM

GET R DONE MLB BRAZZZZZZ

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PURPLE ROW

OH he DID NOT just plunk Ianetta
funny, the guy who lights him up typically….just sayin…

by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

INB4 LARS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/snaps fingers and moves head in a circular motion

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that one scared me for a second.

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This Omar isn’t as scary as Omar from The Wire

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?! JESUS CHRIST YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING HOLY SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a heart attack every time the Rockies hit a fly ball

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sdklfjhaslkjj;lkfljlff;lkjkljdsl;fjsaadskfsa

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME VELEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 innings of one-hit relief for Pat Misch in that game. Looked like a blowout til he showed up

by m34josh on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s where it all falls apart.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW THAT WAS A LUCKY FUCKING BREAK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the Giants fault

he was in the way and the throw hit him

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice job umps

that could have been horrible

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucksticks.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Tracy:

Sit.

The Fuck.

Down.

by Wazl on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, ump

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

OMG that would have been horrible

Never seen that called though. Suck it rox.

by NHL84 on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow thank god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

w00t!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

bunt, jiminez in the field of play

ball hit him and went into RF

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

called out

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimenez was running on the infield, so he was automatically out.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

garko fail

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

horrible throw anyway

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OR MAYBE HE THREW IT AT JIMENEZ KNOWING THAT WOULD HAPPEN

VETERAN PRESENCE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, right. I didn’t account for gamerbility

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE CALL, BLUE!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL EXCITED KUIP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, what happened?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

why would Jimenez running on the grass be worrisome to Garko?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runner’s interference. Jiminez was running on the IF grass when the ball hit him. Automatic out.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, throwing to first w/Veals covering

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he was on the grass running from home to first. Not allowed. And then the ball hit him. Auto-out.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two baserunning outs go against COL this series.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty baserunning by the Rox.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ROX

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

even though that’s the correct call, i still feel as though we got lucky.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST AS PLANNED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That was as much of a “LOL” inning as I think I’ve ever seen.

by Wazl on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

JImenez was running out of the baseline thats why velez couldnt catch the ball

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wow! it was a bad throw no matter what. caught a break there.

by khenderson on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It really wasnt

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. It was a perfect throw. The runner is not allowed to be there and if he hadn’t been there he would have been out.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

assume i know the rules of the game, please.

by khenderson on Aug 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. Well, it was still a good throw. Garko threw that right where he was supposed to.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

you’re calling a good throw a bad throw, so…

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis is not clutch, btw.

by khenderson on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ball looked like it was headed towards the foul side of the bag. with Velez covering that’s no routine play.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was. in slo-mo you can see Velez moving his glove to the foul side of first base before the ball even reaches the runner.

by khenderson on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a perfect throw that hit a player that was breaking the rules.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked like it would have hit him had the runner been on the base path. throw crossed the line before the base.

by khenderson on Aug 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hit him on the IF shoulder or the helmet. It was a perfect throw.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ball hit his RIGHT SHOULDER – angles and all that == bad throw. Had he been on the base path, the ball never would have reached Velez’ glove. I just watched the down the line replay for the fifth time.

by khenderson on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The replay I have isn’t that good. It looked like it hit him in the helmet. So I apologize.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

krus said left should but he was wrong.

by khenderson on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy inning. Piece of pie.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants went from an absolute disastrous inning to a nice inning in the span of about 10-15 seconds.

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

jimenez called out and ianetta was sent back to first

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS NOT A BAD PITCH PEOPLE

It hit jiminez! Jesus christ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

throw*

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That was cool?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants’ slogan for Irish Heritage Night is:

“Come on, Lars, isn’t this close enough?”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it, thank you very much

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit it was UNASSISTED?!?!!?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy lol

I had one of those in little league once, true story

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that makes me think tulo isn’t as good as i once thought

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think Omar Minaya immediately starting taking shot of whiskey after that?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franceour has no idea what happened

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Bruntlett triple play to end the Phils / Mets game was off the hook

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. Rough AB for Franceur. Runners moving and he hits a seed to keep the rally alive. Oops, practically hit the 2B in the chest going over to cover second

by m34josh on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning had last night’s shitstorm written all over it had it not been called the way it was.

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Score more runs, you stupidfaces!

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GO PANDA

He has just been awesome this season, love him

by MbahABako on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

gift from God

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I love pablo

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go, Giants, let’s put the words “offensive” and “production” together and see if we can’t make an inning worth remembering.

by Wazl on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lol pablo is my favorite ever

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 PANDA

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PANDA FOOLING AROUND

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

someone should make a gif of that clip

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol even Flem has a secret handshake with Panda

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing they called Jimenez out, because Rowand ran over after the play was dead and picked up the ball and threw it into the dugout.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval, Cain, Lincecum.....

i wouldn’t take one over the other

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

the giants are not winners....

baseball is a team game

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pff, you’re silly. Sandoval isn’t even an All-Star.

/vast amounts of sarcasm

by Wazl on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t trust the Cubs with any sort of lead.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murph has some nice shades.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Alex Smith suffered sprained thumb in preseason game vs Raiders LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

F. Sanchez sighting!

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hit some dingerz, Bengie!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2 Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

there ya go

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHYYYYYYYYY

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was dumb

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a ball, Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Bengie!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BROTHER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Deja vu, just terrible. Terrible.

by MbahABako on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Just don’t swing Bengie.

Please?

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i think Pablo was safe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

you are wrong

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I want to strangle Molina

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like the first tag missed, but he got him in time on the second one.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAGH

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop fucking hitting and running with guys who can’t hit or run.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop hitting and running on 3-2 with less than 2 outs, because our hitters have a hard enough time laying off those pitches to begin with, let alone when they have it in their heads that they have to protect

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and when the starting pitcher gets tons of k’s

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harsh but fair

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK! Goddamnit Bochy. Why the fuck would you ever do that?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He felt grateful for last inning’s shenanigans — decided to return the favor.

by Wazl on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is that?

Why would you send Panda when Bengie chases freaking everything?

by NHL84 on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

stay out of the double play

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

cry/lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the irony

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid literal intention

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Bengie so much this season

by m34josh on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

please don’t re-sign that fat undisciplined bastard

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck Bengie

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

hello giants offense

by sfoakbay on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerks.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

We in the killin’ Nazi’s business.

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie’s in the killing hopes of Giants’ fans business

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Business is good.

That movie was great. I thoroughly enjoyed myself last night when I saw it.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The critics reviews of it are really good. I’ll have to check it out.

by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grat-zi

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that movie

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So fun.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The baseball bat scene is amazing

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The movie is amazing. Funniest Tarantino yet. I just wish the Basterds had had more screen time of actually, you know, killing Nazis.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said this earlier

I thought it was going to be about Brad Pitt just kicking ass. The SS officer did an amazing acting job though, and made the movie what it was,

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed. Landa made the movie. I just wanted one more scene of the Basterds in the woods killing Nazis. Other than that, pretty damn good little movie-film.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this feller here wants to die for his country, oblige him

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just so upfront about the violence, morbidly hilarious

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk, I don’t care if Bengie has had good ABs. Bengie is not a good contact hitter. That play was retarded.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I can assure you and Kruk

Bengie has NEVER had good abs.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLffense

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ruh roh

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

um hai

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's hoping the autumn winds

persuade Bochy to move Molina down

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lol?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

we get to play them again this weekend!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. Thats what made me post that. They are so obnoxious

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Timmy.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINSIH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

lol typo

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FISNIH HIM

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

this one is worse

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dyslexia hour

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outs are good

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FOWLOLER

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Good enough, Timmy

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Showing up mid-game

So, looks like today’s game has gone a little differently from yesterday’s so far.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I just checked too

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is it?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was around 80 a few pitches ago

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many is he up to?

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

74 before the inning started

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

82 or so

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

86

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Helton looked like Molina on that pitch.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you suck Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

not today

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fack

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit Flem

“The only baserunners: 3 walks”

by furikawari on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, I didn’t have a problem with that.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even true either lol

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALL IT AN ERROR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Error!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGGGGGGG……fuck that thats an error

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar would have made that easily

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Flem

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

True

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not have a problem with that

He can do that. Yes, today is a brutally hot day, so Tim might not WANT to, and that’s fine. But if he’s effective, he should be able to go 130 once in a while.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not an easy play, but he should have had it

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

E-6

fuck you helton loving official scorer

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I made a conscious effort to not say anything this time

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

POOOOOOOOOP

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim had a no-hitter going. Shit. How did I miss that? Eff.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Because theres been a lot of runners

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I barely noticed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed

But of course, I didn’t mention anything.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you, Natto!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait till Todd Helton retires

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or just starts to suck.

I have a feeling he’ll be around even when he’s not performing.

by Uncle Russel on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the fuck did that miss???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

And now the squeeze?

by Every6thDay on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Forget about it...

JUST GET THE WINZ

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

clap clap clap-clap-clap CHURROS!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Mays Field churros suck, if anyone was thinking about trying one

by gvp914 on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The silver lining:

Now we don’t need to worry about Tim throwing 128 pitches today

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Bochy’s still the manager.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hideo Nomo disagrees.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have more faith in Bochy than I do

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that TULO chant.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds a lot like that Bay City Rollers song.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew. I thought that was gone.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“there’s a pop up… Renteria going back… the ball’s carrying… carrying… IT’S GONE!”

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey ump thats a strike

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

When does Tulo’s contract run out, and he signs with some team on the east coast?

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t he grow up a Giants fan? or something? maybe it was the A’s

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A’s fans aren’t my type!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

A’s.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivercats

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douche

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douche is a hygienical product, so Tulo takes that as a compliment.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BA TIES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirtbag. He is forgiven

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to slap this umpire.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like a strike.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It was according to Gameday

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it wasn’t really close.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The dinosaur doesn’t usually strike until the 9th.

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, please.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

this is an important game

the kind of game where you let your ace throw 130 pitches if he has to

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

TIM

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

^ my fault

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Hawpe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Wonders

how did Hawpe do that?

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the third out, Giants pitcher.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW NOT BALLS

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Stewart… a feast or famine I don’t want to happen.

by Every6thDay on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Tim. You know, in the strike zone and all that.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop walking people

LOL Stewart’s walk-up song

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO Dinosaur.

67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No repeat of last night please

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking 6th inning.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GarkLOL

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF GARKO WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko you fucking ass

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko u fucking moron

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK!

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DID GARKO CUT IT???????????

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The GARK KNIGHT!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK RYAN

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FUCKING MORON

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko. No

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Garko, San Fransisco Giant.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

San Fransisco LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck. Come on Garko.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Was he looking at the third base coach or something? I don’t get it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We lose

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Both things that had to go wrong did

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scenes We'd Like To See

Tim goes high and wide and puts one inside Rocky’s dancing dome.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i think you mean Dinger

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I really don't care what the hell its name is.

It’s borderline interference.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET THE THIRD OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko has to stop doing that.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate looks pissed.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He does, and he rarely shows emotion.

by kdl on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, it’ll be at least 4-2

by Every6thDay on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim, defeat your nemesis, and get out of it.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for our deadline deal players contibuting!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I am going to assume someone on the infield yelled CUT, or Garko lets that ball go

by m34josh on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH hIM!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM!!!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Christ.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh brother

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no. unravel time

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Lord

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible defense again

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one of those patented Giant’s innings.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS GAME

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

When other teams gamble, they win, when the Giants gamble, they become chain-smoking blue hairs. I don’t get it.

by Every6thDay on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, so that’s how the giant’s creatively avoid tim lincecum’s 13th win

by sfoakbay on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel the wheels wobbling

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

he looked out

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. What is going on?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina has looked pretty lazy behind the plate in this series.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

in this series?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has to be getting overworked a bit

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overworked from smashing in all of those RBIs in the cleanup spot, amirite?!?!?!?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That play shouldn’t have even been close.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more strike, PLZ.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies are getting away with shitty baserunnning

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

no

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Bengie and Flem and Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds about accurate as to who to blame.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim, strikes PLEASE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

AUGH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE DID THAT MISS?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BLUE

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike 3 fuckpire

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning is pissing me off

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

too close to take

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

insurance runs, please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFF

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT BUTTHOLE ROCKIES

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAWAYYOUSTUPIDPURPLEDIONSAUROFDOOM!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ill cheer you guys up...

 RALLY PRINCESS!!!!!

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wishful drinking!!!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD IANETTA

JESUS CHRIST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

(deuces)

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Rockies!

I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD FOR TIMMY

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE FOUR MOTHERFUCKER UMP

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fine.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOOOWWWWWNNNNN

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Confidence destroyed

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Ianetta, fuck these shitty fans, fuck this shitty park. SIT DOWN

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do our “veterans” consistently make retarded decisions?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they’re not good?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, unless Edgar Renteria hits another HR, the Giants are gonna lose? I don’t like this universe.

by Every6thDay on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Idiot player for a team that is named after a geographic concept!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to score GD it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Memo to Giants hitters:

Now score some more Goddman runs.

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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