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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to have good command
when the umpire calls strikes balls
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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We should trade Tim before it’s too late
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HES LOST IT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
New thread, Flem coming in
smells like RUNZ
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
we were winning 6-1 when Flemming came in yesterday
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
I didn't say for who
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Great movie…they don’t make comedies like they did in the 80’s
/born in ’84
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Strange that a movie made in 84 would have modern style cash on the cover.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
EXCLAMATION!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol tim
3 BB in 3 IP, but still w/ 5 Ks
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Anyone think we should pull Tim a bit earlier than usual?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions
Nah
he’s still getting out of it.
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Lol Dave
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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The return of NoLucko
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan Jensen
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Q?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
only pitcher w/ 4 career wins at Coors
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I bet it’s Roos
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I was thinking the same thing.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Scott.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
oh my, Franceour just lined into a triple play to end the game against the phillies
With malice towards the Dodgers
lulz
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY YOU CAN TAKE THAT PITCH
YOU CAN
IT’S ALLOWED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
but then you have to take a day of crap off of Dunston; not worth it
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So I just got off a flight to Baltimore and I have 3 hours to kill at the airport, and I see that Edgar Renteria hit a home run?!? Did it bounce off of the head of Scott Smith to make it over the wall?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Also: Gamecast says Molina got an infield single?!? How many Rockies broke their arms on the play to let that happen?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
And Garko got an IF single, too. Also, Baltimore? Porque?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Aaron rowand fucking sucks
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I rewatched Dirty’s no-no last night. As much as I’d like to join you in talking shit about him, i just can’t.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
So I just got here, But 7 K’s already?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
They just have no clue what to do with Jimenez’s breaking balls
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Have they been strikes, or crap in the dirt?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
crap in dirt well outside
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Take a guess.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
When you’re getting lots of hits, but the contract’s still the shits
Renteria… Renteria
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
YAY FOR QUICK INNINGS..
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
it was Woody
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL JIM BROWER 3 CAREER WINS AT COORS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I will always love Tyler Walker. Suck it haters.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
GRAVY LOVE!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/barfs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BULIMIA LOVE
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
MMM DONUTS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
His nicknames were so endearing
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
Winners get lead-off outs!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ouch.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DID WE...
even come up to bat? wtf?
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
TIM
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FINISH HIM!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
STFD HAWPE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
STFD person!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He can go 140 today
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That shouldn’t help with energy. Better feel
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s had better control out of the stretch today. Fewer moving parts, I guess.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
we deliver

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Super
Television (in)
High
Definition
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice inning, this stretch thing is working.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RAH RAH! Good inning Tim!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GOOD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Man this was sloppy:
Bottom 9th: NY Mets
- B. Lidge relieved R. Madson
- A. Pagan safe at first on first baseman R. Howard’s fielding error, A. Pagan to third
- L. Castillo safe at first on second baseman E. Bruntlett’s fielding error, A. Pagan scored
- D. Murphy singled to second, L. Castillo to second
- J. Francoeur lined into triple play, L. Castillo out at third, D. Murphy out at second
1 runs, 1 hits, 2 errors
Philadelphia 9, NY Mets 7
lololololol
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Yeah, it was ugly.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I gotta find the replay of this.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
unassisted
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
what'r they saying?
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Mr. Burns to Smithers after the Yale-Harvard football game
“Honestly, Smithers, I don’t know why they even showed up— they barely even won.”
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
too many breaking pitches
Tim has earned the right to throw whatever he wants whenever he wants without question.
falling behind
I’ll give them that one.
maybe he doesnt have his good fastball
Tim has shown he can be dominant without a 95-97 mph fastball.
Suck it, Rockies announcers. Keep trying to make yourselves feel better.
lol they're bashing him
and he’s still owning their hitters.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
OMG TIMS LOST IT PULL HIM EARLY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
me too.
my friend got one of em a few years ago and i’m jealous.
by scottishgiants on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
let's make this easy, here's a picture of what we need to do Giants....

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
but the bat isn't even touching the ball
they’re quite adept at that
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
A cartoon chicken leg and a baseball?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
And now let's try it the other way:
OMG, THE OFFENSE HAS LOST IT!!!!!!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
when did they ever have it?
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
We’ve been saying that for the last 3 years.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL COUPON CODE
“cain”
Imaginative, huh?
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Signs point to meh.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Someone get Bowker the fuck up here.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Can he play second? Awesome!
All Outfielder Infield: Winn 3b, Velez SS, Bowker 2b, Schierholtz 1B.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
But Nate can play third!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I thought Velez was still in LF. Woops.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been watching the game on and off
I just heard them say renteria homered, and I actually laughed out loud.
VOTE SANDOVAL
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
saw it live...
and i laughed too
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
put this in the trainer's room...
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The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
so crazy
it might work
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
0-20
6-40
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooow.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
IF LEWIS HAD GONE 0-20, BOCHY WOULD HAVE CUT OFF HIS FINGER TIPS AND FED THEM TO THE WOLVERINE
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
BOCHY HAS A WOLVERINE THAT WE ALL KNOW ABOUT!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
AND THAT WOLVERINE IS HUNGRY FOR THE FINGERTIPS OF PLAYERS WITH DECENT OBPS!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Come on. Those were both crushed.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I thought it was a hitter’s day. Two bombs and they don’t go out.
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
I want to punch the dad in the Aqua Velva commercial in the face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Who even wears after-shave anymore (asks the guy who only shaves once a week)?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
face facts Boch
the Velezbian magic is no more
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t forget swine fl….. I mean, H1N1.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
WHOOPS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
For what?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Tim.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
CLEARLY INTENTIONAL FINE HIM
GET R DONE MLB BRAZZZZZZ
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
LOL PURPLE ROW
OH he DID NOT just plunk Ianetta
funny, the guy who lights him up typically….just sayin…
by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
/snaps fingers and moves head in a circular motion
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?! JESUS CHRIST YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING HOLY SHIT
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Triple Play Replay from Mets Phillies
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6256159
With malice towards the Dodgers
LOL
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
whew
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Not the Giants fault
he was in the way and the throw hit him
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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WTF WAS THAT
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
Fucksticks.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YES!
OMG that would have been horrible
Never seen that called though. Suck it rox.
bunt, jiminez in the field of play
ball hit him and went into RF
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called out
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garko fail

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
horrible throw anyway
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
OR MAYBE HE THREW IT AT JIMENEZ KNOWING THAT WOULD HAPPEN
VETERAN PRESENCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh, right. I didn’t account for gamerbility
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
NICE CALL, BLUE!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL EXCITED KUIP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Runner’s interference. Jiminez was running on the IF grass when the ball hit him. Automatic out.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
no, throwing to first w/Veals covering
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, he was on the grass running from home to first. Not allowed. And then the ball hit him. Auto-out.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Two baserunning outs go against COL this series.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT ROX
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even though that’s the correct call, i still feel as though we got lucky.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
It really wasnt
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No. It was a perfect throw. The runner is not allowed to be there and if he hadn’t been there he would have been out.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Okay. Well, it was still a good throw. Garko threw that right where he was supposed to.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well
you’re calling a good throw a bad throw, so…
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the ball looked like it was headed towards the foul side of the bag. with Velez covering that’s no routine play.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
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It was a perfect throw that hit a player that was breaking the rules.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
EXACTLY
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looked like it would have hit him had the runner been on the base path. throw crossed the line before the base.
It hit him on the IF shoulder or the helmet. It was a perfect throw.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
the ball hit his RIGHT SHOULDER – angles and all that == bad throw. Had he been on the base path, the ball never would have reached Velez’ glove. I just watched the down the line replay for the fifth time.
The replay I have isn’t that good. It looked like it hit him in the helmet. So I apologize.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLOLOL, then a first pitch out!
6 pitch inning somehow!
well, at least the umps are making the right calls in play
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
THAT WAS NOT A BAD PITCH PEOPLE
It hit jiminez! Jesus christ
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throw*
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
The Giants’ slogan for Irish Heritage Night is:
“Come on, Lars, isn’t this close enough?”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
wow, ok if anyone missed this during the clusterfuck of whatever the fuck happened
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6256159
here is the triple play from mets phillies
With malice towards the Dodgers
Holy shit it was UNASSISTED?!?!!?
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wow, that makes me think tulo isn’t as good as i once thought
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That Bruntlett triple play to end the Phils / Mets game was off the hook
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
PANDA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
GO PANDA
He has just been awesome this season, love him
PABLO!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
gift from God

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
I love pablo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I <3 PANDA
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL PANDA FOOLING AROUND
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
someone should make a gif of that clip
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
IAWTC
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandoval, Cain, Lincecum.....
i wouldn’t take one over the other
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
the giants are not winners....
baseball is a team game
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
0-2 to 3-2 Bengie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
bad
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks Bengie!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
OH BROTHER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i think Pablo was safe.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
you are wrong
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
by which time his foot was on base, or so it looked to me
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop fucking hitting and running with guys who can’t hit or run.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
This.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Stop hitting and running on 3-2 with less than 2 outs, because our hitters have a hard enough time laying off those pitches to begin with, let alone when they have it in their heads that they have to protect
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FUCK! Goddamnit Bochy. Why the fuck would you ever do that?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
what
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
What the fuck is that?
Why would you send Panda when Bengie chases freaking everything?
stay out of the double play
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
stupid literal intention
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
his foot wasn't on base before being tagged on upper arm????
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Business is good.
That movie was great. I thoroughly enjoyed myself last night when I saw it.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The movie is amazing. Funniest Tarantino yet. I just wish the Basterds had had more screen time of actually, you know, killing Nazis.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I said this earlier
I thought it was going to be about Brad Pitt just kicking ass. The SS officer did an amazing acting job though, and made the movie what it was,
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Indeed. Landa made the movie. I just wanted one more scene of the Basterds in the woods killing Nazis. Other than that, pretty damn good little movie-film.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kruk, I don’t care if Bengie has had good ABs. Bengie is not a good contact hitter. That play was retarded.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I can assure you and Kruk
Bengie has NEVER had good abs.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
ruh roh
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
um hai
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
here's hoping the autumn winds
persuade Bochy to move Molina down
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
lol?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM
FINSIH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Outs are good
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
Showing up mid-game
So, looks like today’s game has gone a little differently from yesterday’s so far.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I just checked too
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It was around 80 a few pitches ago
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
how many is he up to?
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NASTY
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Fack
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
God damnit Flem
“The only baserunners: 3 walks”
CALL IT AN ERROR
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Oh well.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I blame Flem
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
at least now we dont have to let him throw 130 pitches to get a no hitter
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I would not have a problem with that
He can do that. Yes, today is a brutally hot day, so Tim might not WANT to, and that’s fine. But if he’s effective, he should be able to go 130 once in a while.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
not an easy play, but he should have had it
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
I made a conscious effort to not say anything this time
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Tim had a no-hitter going. Shit. How did I miss that? Eff.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Because theres been a lot of runners
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Good for you, Natto!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
+1!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Or just starts to suck.
I have a feeling he’ll be around even when he’s not performing.
by Uncle Russel on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
clap clap clap-clap-clap CHURROS!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
The silver lining:
Now we don’t need to worry about Tim throwing 128 pitches today
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
yeah no hitter wouldn't have happened at Coors anyway
especially with Timmeh’s pitch count
I hate that TULO chant.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It sounds a lot like that Bay City Rollers song.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew. I thought that was gone.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
When does Tulo’s contract run out, and he signs with some team on the east coast?
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
didn’t he grow up a Giants fan? or something? maybe it was the A’s
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
fuck him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
A’s fans aren’t my type!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
A’s.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Rivercats
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Douche
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Douche is a hygienical product, so Tulo takes that as a compliment.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BA TIES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Dirtbag. He is forgiven
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to slap this umpire.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
The dinosaur doesn’t usually strike until the 9th.
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Strikes, please.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TIM
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this is an important game
the kind of game where you let your ace throw 130 pitches if he has to
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
I hate Hawpe
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bengie Wonders
how did Hawpe do that?
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Come on, Tim. You know, in the strike zone and all that.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Stop walking people
LOL Stewart’s walk-up song
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
No repeat of last night please
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
The GARK KNIGHT!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
WHAT THE FUCK RYAN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
YOU FUCKING MORON
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Garko. No
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan Garko, San Fransisco Giant.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
San Fransisco LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BAD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh fuck. Come on Garko.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He's fucking out if he doesn't cut it off.
So awful. SO awful. Dude was toast.
Scenes We'd Like To See
Tim goes high and wide and puts one inside Rocky’s dancing dome.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 23, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
i think you mean Dinger
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I really don't care what the hell its name is.
It’s borderline interference.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Garko has to stop doing that.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Nate looks pissed.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
still not a great chance to cut down the runner, because bengie ALWAYS STANDS 3 FEET IN FRONT OF THE PLATE
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Hooray for our deadline deal players contibuting!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FINISH hIM!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jesus. What is going on?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Overworked from smashing in all of those RBIs in the cleanup spot, amirite?!?!?!?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That play shouldn’t have even been close.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rockies are getting away with shitty baserunnning
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
Can I blame Flem for this?
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
no
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Bengie and Flem and Renteria
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That sounds about accurate as to who to blame.
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU BLUE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
insurance runs, please
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
ill cheer you guys up...

RALLY PRINCESS!!!!!
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Wishful drinking!!!!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD IANETTA
JESUS CHRIST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
FINISH HIM!
(deuces)
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Suck it, Rockies!
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Fine.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SIT THE FUCK DOOOWWWWWNNNNN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
SIT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Because they’re not good?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD Idiot player for a team that is named after a geographic concept!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

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