Open GameThread, 8/23
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 23, 2009 11:00 AM PDT
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PrintSan Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies, Aug 23, 2009 12:10 PM PDT
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4 game series vs Rockies @ Coors Field
| Fri 08/21 | WP: Jonathan Sanchez (6 - 10) LP: Aaron Cook (10 - 6) |
6 - 3 win |
| Sat 08/22 | WP: Jorge De La Rosa (12 - 8) LP: Justin Miller (2 - 2) |
11 - 14 loss |
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San Francisco Giants Sunday, Aug 23, 2009, 12:10 PM PDT Tim Lincecum vs Ubaldo Jimenez Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Quick math equation: Ubaldo Jimenez + Giants Offense = Tim Lincecum. Should be a doozy.
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HAPPY TIMMY DAY TO ALL!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions
RIP Fred Lewis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he’s clanking in heaven now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
so, Xanthan is on death watch still with Lewis playing tomorrow being his only chance of survival?
With malice towards the Dodgers
lol
I forgot I said that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FREDDIE TRIED TO SHOOT HIMSELF WHEN HE SAW HE WASN’T IN THE LINEUP AGAIN, BUT HE DROPPED THE GUN!!! LOL!!!!!
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
she’s never getting off that bandwagon. I wish my wife was that loyal, I would have saved a lot of money on that private detective!
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Well, maybe if you’d stop randomly yelling at her about Nate Schierholtz!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
you’re right. Calling your wife “Nate” in the heat of passion doesn’t work out very well.
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
oh nate….Nate NATE! NATE!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT!!
/runs form the room crying
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Sponsored links when doing a google news search for “fred lewis giants”:
by taliesin on Aug 23, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
REC'D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 23, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy logic – “Well, he is doing so well as a pinch-hitter lately that you can’t afford to start him!”
The 1st pitch is the best
by Tay on Aug 23, 2009 11:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It worked so well for nate!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Lineup Per Baggs
2B Velez
LF Winn
3B Sandoval
C Molina
RF Schierholtz
1B Garko
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
P Lincecum
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
Getting no hit
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Prediction
Pablo Sandoval will come to the plate in the first inning with two outs and nobody on
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Jimenez will have thrown 3 pitches by that point
The 1st pitch is the best
by Tay on Aug 23, 2009 11:33 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
And his bat is hot! You don’ want to rest the hot bat!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 23, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
At least the OF defense is good. As long as Schierholtz doesn’t misjudge any line drives today.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/13/634328/mcfaq-ii-faq-harder
With malice towards the Dodgers
Nope, on a gurney.
On the plus side, he won’t get enough PAs for his 2010 option to automatically kick in, so the Giants can decide what to do with him (I guess that’s a plus side).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist
by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Aug 23, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Why is Velez in my lineup?
Is he an honorary veteran or something? Other than that switch Garko and Molina and you have an acceptable lineup. F. Sanchez is making me facepalm day after day too.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Tomorrow, he promises!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 23, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I want the Giants to score more runs than the Rockies
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Or win more innings.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 23, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Hold the Rockies to a field goal today, Giants.
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
That sounds like a nice idea.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Better analysis than Fox did yesterday
They said the Cubs needed to “Hit!” and “Catch the ball.” And this isn’t paraphrased, these are exact quotes
The 1st pitch is the best
by Tay on Aug 23, 2009 11:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
To be fair, the Cubs haven’t been doing either of those
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
They should have just said “Don’t suck”
The 1st pitch is the best
by Tay on Aug 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He’s been great when in the lineup. And that’s a big when.
by baybruin415 on Aug 23, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
usually, he just brings his Uh-Game
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
He always did perform at Coors Field
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
WIN NOW!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It probably doesnt get worse than yesterday
This isnt an invitation to try though
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
http://www.denverpost.com/rockies/ci_13189181
No Carlos Gonzalez the rest of the series
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
The Rockies’ best hitter since the all-star break said he was picking up his plate to put in the sink after eating at home when a knife fell off of it. He instinctively reached for it and grabbed the blade. It left him with a deep cut that required a stitch and medical treatment.
What. The. Fuck.
With malice towards the Dodgers
/falls down the stairs while carrying venison
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Yeah I'm not buying that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
The Rockies’ best hitter since the all-star break said he was at a Denver-area night club when his knife began to slip from his sweat pants. He instinctively reached for it and accidentally stabbed himself in the thigh three times. It left him with three deep gashes that required stitches and a phone call from Plaxico Burress.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmeh > Ubaldo
At the game w- my son to see Timmeh return to form and Jimenez depart from it. Fair number of Giants fans in the sold-out crowd. If Kruk and Kuip show an 11-year-old “gamer” with orange face paint (and a dad w- a San Jose Giants cap), that’ll be us. Go Giants.
by wyogiant on Aug 23, 2009 11:44 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
and Russ Ortiz
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea, I had heard about the Ortiz signing, but I was a little perplexed by the Giambi signing.
by deuce deuce on Aug 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
The elusive 13th win
This is Lincecum’s 4th shot at it (last win – 8/1). Matt Cain’s next start will be his 6th try (last win -7/24). Of course, the offense hasn’t helped them much. Oh, and I think the W-L is now 0-3 (maybe 0-4) when trying to reach 13 games over .500. In other words, blame the number 13 for our deficiencies.
Shea with not good news on F Sanchez
Couldn’t even take batting practice today. DL is a possibility
With malice towards the Dodgers
/throws self down stairs
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess this means we’re not the favorites to win the World Series anymore.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
The comment that guy made was surreal
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
he was a fan of the Steelers and Penguins so he knows what a winner looks like.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
GOOD THING WE TRADED ONE OF OUR TOP PROSPECTS THEN, RIGHT?
CUZ HEEZ TOTALLY BEEN THE DIFFERENCE FOR US!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
IF ONLY WE HAD A MINOR LEAGUER WHO COULD PLAY SECOND BASE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
RyRohl I think.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 23, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Travis Denker.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Frandsen is probably still sleeping with Sabeans wife, so my vote would go to Downs, but who really knows
He's had his chance. Bet on Rhlinger
Bet on Rohlinger
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
YES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a great feeling about today, guys.
I think U-ball is really going to get it done.
…
Wait a tick…
"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill
You folks sure have a lot of confidence over there. I wonder what thats like
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Kind of.
Timmy’s Timmy. We’ll see. Ubaldo can deal too, so who starts hitting first, I dunno.
"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill
Anyone who can predict their team beating Lincecum has confidence. At least some of you.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
I'm sticking with CO .5 SF 0
"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill
Normally the SF – 0 is pretty accurate, but this teams been doing strange things lately… like HOMERS and stuff.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 23, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
lol "ballpark"
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t enjoy that Panda is the only Giants hitter who has an avg above .250 against Ubaldo
With malice towards the Dodgers
FBAL
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
i’m starting him today, so he’ll get lit up. You’re all welcome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
What is the etiquette on the reverse jinx?
If you acknowledge it does it have the same effect?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Fantasy goes against everything
every time I’ve started a pitcher vs the Giants they’ve gotten destroyed, whether I’ve mentioned it or not
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You can also comment on his no-hitter
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Any streams today?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
FTFY
Our tears if when we don’t win.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
GO SAN FRANCICSO BASEBALL ASSOCIATES LP TEAM!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If we win, ill sacrifice myself to the gods
and ill kill myself if we lose
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 23, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions
Can I have your Stereo I- Home?
You dont want my stereo, it random turns on and off and makes weird noises at night
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 23, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
HAUNTED!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T DO IT GRAHAMCRACKALAKA
THERE IS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Worried about the heat...
1. Tim doesn’t do well in hot weather
2. Ball will carry
I haven't quite mastered the animated gif thing yet, but still funny
With malice towards the Dodgers
by heimy25 on Aug 23, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOOOOL!!!!!!
I saw people talking about this but I hadn’t seen it. That is fucking hilarious
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Pyrrhic is not so great either.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Ubaldo has put some meat on him. I worked for Modesto when he was there and he was definitely not that ripped.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
5 pitch AB for Velez was more than I expected.
by baybruin415 on Aug 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
BLAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CLASS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
damn hitting the ball too hard
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
ic velez is still red hot
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHAT THE FUCK BENGIE INFIELD SINGLE LOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
good thing Winn only got a single
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
he would have been so nailed by Hawpe…not even close
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
just dismayed at the bad luck is all
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL JUGGS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was the best chance to score we’ll have
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
On the plus side: 21 pitches.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 23, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM!
Don’t let the heat fuck up your pitching as it’s had a tendency to do!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
I would really like Tim to win this game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Only gonna happen if he goes 9.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 23, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FINISH HIM
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD dude!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD DEXTER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions
FOWLOLER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD Todd!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD TODD!!
damn that was nasty
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TODD HELOLTON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
Most important thing: we tied the inning
Peripheral BIPSCORE: we won in hits/inning
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
lol “bipscore”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Best
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
AQUA VELVA??!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!? WHERE’S MY LECTRIC SHAVE!!
OH WHAT THE FUCK? BACK TO BACK AFTERSHAVE ADS?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
“there are some things that pass from father to son…..like shitty aftershave”
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
shoulda thrown in a zito valtrex commercial
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
inflammable means flammable?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
GARKOMANIA!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
Who had Garko and Molina in the McCovey Chronicles GameThread Infield Hit Pool? That’s a $10,000 prize!
lolwut
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
way to set up the GIDP, Garko.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WTF! My feed cut out and I never saw Garko get the IF hit!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It totally is. First chance I’ve had to watch a game since Tuesday or something, too.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Picture a high chopper finally landing to left of mound, 3 infielders not quite being able to get to it quickly,
and a grandfather sauntering down the baseline and beating the ball by a picosecond.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that pitch on your hands probably wasn’t hte best one you were going to get, Aaron.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
throw over to first
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
throw from ump to pitcher
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Jimenez looks a little wild today. Try taking some pitches? No?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
taking pitches, taken to its logical conclusion, will cheat the game.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
/shawon dunston gives you the evil eye
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Krukow" “Bochy has done a nice job of keeping him [Renteria] fresh”
lolwut?
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
I guess batting him 2nd constitutes keeping him fresh.
by baybruin415 on Aug 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW RENT IS DUE BITCH!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
GAR!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
RENT!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
GAAAAARRRR!!!!
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
THE ARMY GUY WAS RIGHT
WHAT THE SHIT ED THE RALLY GAR!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 23, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
.
Too bad Bochy is such a choke-master when it comes to pitching changes. Why in the hell he expects little Timmy to be Bob Gibson this late in the Summer is preposterous!
If you think you’re surprised, imagine how HE feels.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
RENNNNNNTTT!!!! LOL COOORS!!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What happened? I’m in stupid Boston right now.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions
edgar went oppo
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Correct
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
looks like him already
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I was seriously just going over this in my mind. I said “If Rent is ever going to hit another homerun, it will be in Colorado”
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
very meta
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This is awesome! Now Velez won’t be leading off the third!
Edgar: No more diarrhea jokes for, like, three innings, bro. You earned it.
0-18
6-37
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOT STREAK
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Lulz because it's not a getaway day?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
lulzlulzluluz
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
no, YOU'RE a dogpile.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ubaldo
You just gave up a HR to Edgar fucking Renteria. Let the shame wash over you.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ IS BACK FOLKS!!!!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
Why the fuck is velez still playing
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Fred Lewis sucks
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of courtesy to people who don't know that, you should precede it with "Spoiler Alert"
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLZORAK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
and the reincarnation of whom....
just hit in Renteria’s body?
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
lol if he wannted to stay up he should have ceased the opportunity in his 30 at-bats. get over it bowker lovers the guy cant hit he got his chance
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant is feeling sassy today.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ooh! Sasky!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'd say "ceased the opportunity" is exactly accurate
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
his overall OPS+ was down to 87 before this game started
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Put him in a sauna!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis could do THAT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions
Nah
he only does that in RBI situations
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, right.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but velez has that kooky stance lololol
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Carlos Gonzalez could miss about a week after cutting his left hand with a steak knife in a home accident Saturday.
LOL SHIFT A
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
fun fact
despite Fred having a BA about 100 points lower, his OPS with RISP is only about 13 points lower than Velez’s.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOLOBP
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Bah
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
hey, walks at coors field
avoid them
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
Stewart vs tim
12 ABs, 7 Ks
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
13 Abs, 8 Ks
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol today is “Faith Day” at Coors Field…ugh…I hear on “Faith Day” in Arizona, Justin Upton runs across the outfield pool to rob home runs.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Every game is Faith Day at Coors:
We are trusting those bastards to give the same humidified balls to the ump when the visitors are pitching as when they’re not.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Finnish, dammit
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dayum, baby! You foin as hell!!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD Ian!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD STEWART
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
13 ABs, 8 Ks
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
Sit down Ian Stewart
That ain’t Joe Martinez out there
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
And it’s Agent Kay from Men in Black
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Agent Kay for K’s looking, Korean dude named K for swinging.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
walk..
on back to your seat please
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Lincecum owns Ian Stewart's soul
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Strikes, please.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
garko looked like he was running through molasses
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
as opposed to how swiftly he moves running TO the molasses
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No they don’t.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Giants hitter don’t know about 3-1 counts.
I swear to God, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.
by Classy_Argonaut on Aug 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants hitters like first pitch
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
looked good from HERE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
Damnit, Tim. Strikes.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That was a strike, good sir
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
+1
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Can't watch the game
Is Tim as wild as we was last start or close?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
Pretty bad this inning
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday has a lot of these balls as strikes.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 23, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie, keep calling the curve, it's working
Tim, keep throwing it, it’s working
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ump FAIL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that strike was questionable.
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Bengie, Tim: this isn't working.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions
Giambi and Ortiz, eh? The Rockies have the inside track to the 2001 playoffs
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Ortiz’ tendency to walk ten batters a game should work well at Coors
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
and Giambi’s ability to, uh…
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus christ this guy is a .569 career OPS hitter, you don’t pitch around guys like that
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
memo to the Rockies....
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Same
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Winn is too classy for that popup.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
During the break I should ask: I missed what FBAL means – anyone care to elaborate?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
FAST
BLACK
ABRAHAM
LINCOLN
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Nice. I’m not sure I even want to know what that means
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No I’m good there – I knew it was Velez but I wasn’t sure why.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
i’ve never seen this one before
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Which makes Abe the Slow White Eugenio Velez.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fast Black Abraham Lincoln
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems to refer to a speedy African-American lookalike for the 16th US President
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure how African Velez is
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not, but, you know, "black"...
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just giving you a hard time because I hate myself
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You shouldn't. You're the only Karl with a K that any of us like.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
you weren’t a Utah Jazz fan during the 90’s I take it?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEATING THE GAME
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but used to live in Seattle and will stand by it.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
he may not even be American
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
36 pitches
:(
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
total or in that inning?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We won the inning, but pBIPSCORE says rox tied in runners/inning
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
between Road Trips On Demand and Dating On Demand, I have a pretty quality On Demand lifestyle
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Use your freedom of choice
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 23, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants’ claimed Sheffield on waivers, why wouldn’t they take a shot with Barry Bonds? Would he be that much worse in the field than Sheff?
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Better than Velez and Lewis.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
its time...
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
It’s Faith Day. Everyone knows that San Francisco is the city of godless heathens
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Was named after a saint ironically.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I believe it’s German for a whale’s penis.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Huzzah!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Classy cheating of the game
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I feel cheated
like I’m just watching someone deliver the mail
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
He could be the guy that we put up with watching him suck most of the season, then suddenly come on strong and make us forget the other 4 months
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
he did not go there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ok maybe he did
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Eff
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
fail
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
hahahah, if pablo hadn’t put his whole body into it they would have at least checked at 3rd.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 23, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
That was just not kung fu.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE...
Known for rubbing belly and dropping trough…
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
“That is one big pile of shit”
-Jeff Goldblum
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Aug 23, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He has a trough on his person? Impressive.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
dammit, so now all the rox have to do win the inning is get a runner to 2b
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
lol juggernate
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Way to swing at the worst pitch possible
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Damnit Nate.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL JUGGS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
they ALWAYS swing at that pitch. ALWAYS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, thinking WTF? In what way am I worse than these other clowns?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Juggernope
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions
"Tailgate".... isn't that the scandal that ruined the 2nd term of Bill Clinton?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
try swinging at 99
and then breaking paint, damn rockies got a good 1
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Fred Lewis deserved more PAs after his sweet working of a walk last night. Of course, Shawon doesn’t agree
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
With the bases empty. For real.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Cmon Tim
Don’t scare me like you did last inning.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FFS Timmy
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck. Tim!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
a cast from cutting your hand on a kitchen knife?
no way thats how that injury happened
GOOFY PREDICTION TIME!
With malice towards the Dodgers
washing his truck while doing wheelies
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He was shot in a cellar bar with by some nazis.
/SPOILER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH SHIT!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pick up the fucking dollar, dammit.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 23, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
jesus, what did Gonzalez do to his hand? He has that thing massively wrapped up
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
STRIKES! FUCK!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL PURPLE ROW
“alrightt Jimenez
nice eye”
67-56 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Hellen Keller could have walked there
Im a bad person
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Tim hates hot weather
wow
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
STFD SMITH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
GSP, M
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD person!
More of those, Tim.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
sumthin like this?
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
yeah, just like that
Kevin Pucetas lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to shine.
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking ump
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
Christ, I really think this is the worst home plate umpire I’ve seen all year. There is no consistency with his calls.
by SuckitRusselMartin on Aug 23, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
wow dexter fowler looks like 7 feet tall
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Tims lost it
We all know how he does in heat. Well more balls that strikes = Rockies Runs
All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.
2 strikeouts in a row = lost it, yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Oh come on, you dont think 27 strikes to 23 balls is lost it?
He’s been struggling with command all game. When’s the last time we saw Tim give up 3 walks in 3 innings?
All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.
by perfectstrat on Aug 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
plenty of times?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not with his 212-49 K/BB ratio
All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.
by perfectstrat on Aug 23, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
lol he's lost it alright
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
There’s “struggling a bit” and there’s “lost it.” We’re not even close to “lost it.”
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And when was the last time a pitcher’s career was ended by 3 walks?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OK, I probably over-reacted
I just get ticked by high pitch counts and lots of walks.
All right kids, now anytime Lincecum strikes out the side, go remind your mother who he is again.
by perfectstrat on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too, man. Me too. If Dirty had 3 walks through 3 innings, I’d be pissed, but I wouldn’t be ready to pull him. And that’s a far lesser pitcher.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
How does it feel to be so wrong?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
STFD DEXTER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 23, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
SIT DOWN JERKOFF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
what are they criticizing him for?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL HIS HAIR IS LIKE A GIRLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Helton is such a pain in the ass
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions
No one taking the bait? OK
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
go get em timmeeeee
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
STFD person!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
well, ok, not that exact pitch, but in this at-bat.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
SCANDAVIAN TUNE!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I would happily take Faith Hill or Faith Evans.
In that order.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What's wrong with Tim's fastball?
Has he lost a lot of the miles per hours?
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
It’s been like 91-94, which has been his usual velocity this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HEAD TO THE PANIC ROOM
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 23, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Command and ump calls. He was hitting an easy 94 so it doesn’t seem to be velocity
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
nuthin
he can blaze it if he has too…he might later
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
We might all have to later
Smoke the pain away…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOO PLEASE DON’T BRING FLEMMING ON THE TV
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’ve never seen Flemming on TV. I’m guessing this is some sort of jinx thing and not a Flemming sucks thing?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
flemming
learning the art of rally announcer majic on tv
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
YAY!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TIMMY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
d@mn, 57 pitches already
in 90d heat
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
HELLL YA!!! we go out.....
AND WE HIT PEOPLE IN THE MOUTH!!!!
f*&^ ya!!!!!
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
54 hours until...
SANTANA BUBBAHAAAADS!!!
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
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