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Now this game is devastating.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
7 Run turnaround
…S&B Baby!
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
Predict the final score
Rockies 87, Giants 6
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Are you kidding me?
Well if that just isn’t the icing on the cake
Justin Miller is really bad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
today he is,
don’t judge him on one performance
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
thats quite the inning they have going here
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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I want Justin Miller to give up another twenty runs
Just get it out of your system.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I do
Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!
by seesdifferent on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I decided not to go to the movie because I felt sick… I should have sucked it up and gone :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
gonna get bourbon, brb
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
it’s
time.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
pubez time?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody alert Bip
We’re losing the inning.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Going downstairs to watch the niners game.
To be honest, I’m glad to split the first two games.
Nobody likes money
Just to try to find the ray of sunshine
This was always going to be the game we were most likely to lose. Just because we’re losing it in a sad way doesn’t mean much.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
We already washed the dog
but your idea isn’t bad… he’s looking a little nervous now…
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Now you're just torturing me.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
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Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Coors field can suck a fat dick
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
that or the #11 and 12 pitchers on the pitching staff..
by kingofthacove on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheney?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Dick Armey's hotter
If only for the name.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Wut? I only posted this once. Cursed lag.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I hate Coors Field as much as anyone, but the Giants and Justin Miller’s shitballs were not impressive this inning.
You can’t blame Coors for this, it was plain old bad pitching.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Blame whatever Righetti is drinking
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not over yet, guys!
we still have to watch 3 more excruciating innings.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
At the Grizzly game
Matt Kinney just gave up a moon shot. The most annoying kid is sitting right behind me. There is a fucking moron two rows down who has a bell and is ringing it incessantly.
Kinney just got ripped again.
Baseball blows.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL I spit when i laughed at this one
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin def. got bigger....
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
TWSS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Brian Wilson, we hardly knew ye
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
All things considered
that inning didn’t go well, did it?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
om nom nom.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
So I found this in my photobucket account

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I have no idea what that is, BTW
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
jeff kent+ reno 911?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
I think so.
But why?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
he looks like Lt. Dangle from Reno 911
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
PACKING
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
FYI rockies fans: THERE AREN’T WAVES IN COLORADO IDIOTS
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
My understand is that it was originated by A’s fans.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I thought one of the universities in Washington did it before A’s fans.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Waves were started by the oceans before denver or oakland
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
from wikipedia
There appear to be several competing claims. The one I know of:
Some claim that the first appearance of the wave was a section by section cheer at a Major League Baseball game that was led by professional cheerleader Krazy George Henderson in Oakland, California on October 15, 1981, in an American League Championship Series game between the Oakland Athletics and the New York Yankees.12
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
There are claims of this starting in the 1970s up in Washington (or State).
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Although it was not associated with sports, Frank Zappa is credited by some with inventing a precursor to the wave in 1969 at the Denver Pop Festival in Denver Mile High Stadium when he assigned sounds and gestures to sections of the crowd and sequenced them with hand gestures. He conducted with the audience making sounds…farting, vomiting, and belching. He would conduct waves of one, two, or three sounds at the same time.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
no one cares, actually.
0 WS titles, 0 TARPS, 0 Waves
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah crazy george or whatever…
nonetheless, they should do THE GLACIER or something and slide down the aisles or something
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Velez 0-16
Fred got benched for two months straight after a similar stretch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
For John Wilkes Bowker, sure!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
nice, new nickname
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Good news
Nate Davis: PFA
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
What?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
niners' rookie QB
pretty efffin awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Kid looks good
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yeah, make the Rockies believe that they have a chance in the series by losing Game 2, then the Giants can come back and win 3 and 4 to tie up the Wild Card standings. Ah, if only I were really that optimistic lol.
by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Why TF was Miller in there so long when he only got 2 guys out? Is Bochy a moron?
by orange and black on Aug 22, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
If you have to ask that question you haven’t been paying attention
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
bourbon aquired, we're gonna turn this around!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
classy not a walk
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
this place needs to cheer up with some Eek A Mouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dkfdZVcRCg
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
I am so totally cursed
This team will never win the world series in my lifetime. Why the fuck did I have to be a Giants fan instead of a Cardinals fan like the rest of my family? This is so stupid and pointless and frustrating.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Because then you’d be a Cardinals fan, and ugh.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
True, dat
But I can remember two Cardinals titles. My father can’t remember a Giants title. I’m going to resort to the previous plan, which is to somehow make about a billion dollars, buy the Giants, and spend like crazy until we luck into a ring.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I hear ya bro!
Giants never winning a WS in your lifetime? The same thought has occurred to me many times.
My Dad is from St Louis but unfortunately for me I was born in SF and had to go to Candlestick to see the Giants. Maybe he should have stayed in the midwest and spared me the same misery!
by orange and black on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to post a rally image
But the inning ended to quickly.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Just to answer bathing the pup?
He’s a 13 yr old cocker spaniel named Dustiny. He’s been blind for the last two years.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
13 year old would mean born in 1996…so you named him Dustinty a year before the year of Dustiny!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
oops no he’s born in 97 so my bad
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
This was the game.
The game that would legitimately put us in the race and tell the Rockies, “hey stop overlooking us you fucks, we’re for real”.
I know its our 5th starter. I know we’re on the road. But this one hurts. If we’d won this one…
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
Still would be happy with a split.
Tomorrow is massive. We need awesome unhittable Timmy to show up tomorrow.
Pray for that! If Timmy doesn’t get the win tomorrow, then it’s 4 games out.
by orange and black on Aug 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been Timmy all year
He’s our Tom Seaver. He’s our Warren Spahn. We need him tomorrow.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No, there's no excuse
Joey pitched fine. We gave him a 5 run lead. Even into the 6th, he had a 3 run lead. But he was starting to struggle, run out of gas. Should have pulled him after the 5th. At least after the first hit in the 6th. Certainly after the second one, and the Rowand goof. This is on Bochy
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
she'd anchor our bullpen

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
mariah carey
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Shes too good
wouldnt be fair
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
This > Howry, Miller, Merkin, Medders, am I missing someone?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
umm
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
That was topical.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
What the hell does this have to do with anything?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
reply fail then
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Not again
God damn it
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
I wish this was real
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Anyone know how to quickly check how many runs the Giants score pre vs. post 5th inning? Seems like we always score early and then get shut down…
Mostly we just get shut down. Late. Early. In between . . .
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that should have been- IF, in the unlikely event we score early…
by Hoist That Rag on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This game used to be 6-1 Giants
WTF
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
no it didn’t! really?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
oh boy, this inning is going to turn out well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I stopped watching. Gave the set over to the kids for James and the Giant Peach instead. I’d rather watch enormous bugs on my big screen than this game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Creepy movie.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
And yet, the kids are entranced. I read the book to them during the Christmas break, and they totally loved it. I saw the movie at Costco yesterday, and bought it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Used to creep me out as a kid. I still liked it, though.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Roald Dahl was one sick mofo, but somehow he knew exactly what kids like. My 7 year old is a major fan.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
when they get older, have them read the autobiographies. they’re super interesting and explain kind of where he comes from
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I can only assume he had some really unpleasant aunts, based on how aunts are portrayed in so many of his books.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
he spent a lot of time in the RAF in WWII, crazy experiences
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Where else except for James?
I don’t remember any aunts in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or in Matilda.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I was trying to think of any other examples as well.
The Witches
Danny the Champion of the World
BFG
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
nada
I think in Matilda, it’s Matilda’s teacher with an unpleasant aunt.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
i think my favorite is still Danny: Champion of the World
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This inning?
As opposed to the last one?
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
SpillBORG
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
no, that would be euchre
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually I’d check the Rockies blog to see how fucking ECSTATIC they are, but I’d rather not want to put thoughts of suicide into my head.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
heheh
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
lucky cat, doesn’t have to watch this game anymore
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Well
I thought we’d lose this game, but wow. Not this way. RALLY STOP SUCKING
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
ok, what channel is the Niners game on?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
5, just got an INT
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
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CARLOS THOMAS BITCHES
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
can we just quit now?
do we really have to play the rest of this game?
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
I might just start a new POKEMONZ game in an emulator. Or go downstairs and play Dragon Quest VIII.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dragon Quest 8 is teh shit. Go do that, at least you’d be doing something productive.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a lot of fun, like a perfect old sk00l style RPG.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I know, I spent 60 hours of my life in solitary playing that game. Good times.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This is embarassing
10 straight runs now. Offense fail+defense fail+pitching fail=…
THIS WOULDNT BE AS BAD IF THE CUBS WERENT A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT FUCKHEADS WITH A SHITTY OFFENSE THAT KINDA REMINDS ME OF OURS.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Nice little 49ers comeback
Behind Nate Davis. So it’s not the city.
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NATE DAVIS!!
6 INTs last 2 games for the D. And we’re running all over the Raiders
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
KORY SHEEEEEETS
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
On a slightly happier note: TD, NINERS!!!!!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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4 great RBs
of course, this is the Raiders. But the RBs have been amazing.
Also, Nate Davis is better than you
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TOUCHDOWN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bases loaded with Fowler up and Howry getting ready.
Yeah, we’re quitting.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, some walk off dingers are REALLY GONNA HELP OUR CHANCES, BOCHY.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ 9er fans excited over their 3rd team being better then their 1st and 2nd
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
lol butthurt greg papa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
you’re watching the wrong feed!
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lol raider fans
for having to root for their “team”
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
how's that crabtree contract goin? and mr. utah?
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
lol you're so sad
that’s all you have to come back with. Cute.
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yea, your quotation marks were cute too, but for kickers here's Mr. Bonds the legend:

cute in a Raider gettup huh?
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
LOLEATHER JACKET
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lol butthurt greg papa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL
again, cute. Has nothing to do with football, though. The game that the team you root for fucking sucks at playing.
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Yea
Your secondary was cute also. The Great Nate Clements has to hold on to an unknown Johnnie Lee Higgins? LOL. And can’t defend a 3rd and 23? Oh, where was Mr. Hill and Smith too?
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21-14
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lol butthurt greg papa
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lol jponry overused joke =)
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nah
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lol fred lewis
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lol game score =(
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HEEZ NOT CLUTCH
his mere presence on the bench made Joey tense up and blow the lead
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Glen Coffee w/ 120 yards in one half
250+ yards rushing
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A. Smith 3 for 9 33.3 Completion % 4.2 QB Rating
S. Hill 3 for 7 42.9 Completion % 50.3 QB Rating
BOW DOWN TO THE STATSSSSSS
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lol ok man
you’re seriously trying to talk shit as a Raider fan? The team that’s won 10 games combined the last 5 years?
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tonight was about the niners' RBs
and they owned you
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Yea, we couldn't stop your passing game either
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3 INTs
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Yea, I'm pretty sure Frye or Gradakowski will start opening night
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LOLOLOL 2 POINT FAILURE
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LOLOL yea Frye is silly huh?
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God
I cant believe a fan of the RAIDERS is talking shit! This is hilarious. Keep it coming.
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I should be a comedian huh?
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Probably
I mean seriously, do you think the Raiders are going to seriously compete this year? Theres NFW. Your coach is being investigated by the police for gods sake! They paid troy williamson 2.0 37 million dollars!
The 49ers have a legitimate shot at the playoffs. They wanted to see if Coffee could handle the load tonight, and the answer was yes.
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Yea, we'll do iight
In a division with the Cardinals, where do you think YOU guys are going, if you can’t take the West then the NFC Wild Card will be a btch as well. And all this especially with Smith starting. Hill or Davis should be the only ones in the equation.
Raiders will come out of the abyss this year.
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Hill is going to be the starter man
WTF are you talking about. The Cardinals were a 1-year wonder.
And just no. The Raiders are a joke, and have been for 6 years. They have nothing with which to challenge the Chargers.
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One year wonder LOL
Their passing game is still top 3. Warner, Fitz, and Boldin are a huge 3 headed beast. They just shored up their weak running game with Beanie Wells. If Warner gets injured or their Defense gets worse then yea maybe you guys have a chance. But as of now, Cardinals will take the West.
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BEANIE WELLS?!?!?!?!
The guy who can’t stay on the field and couldn’t out run COLLEGE linebackers?
And Kurt Warner is one hit away from ending his career. Cmon man. They have a new coaching staff and they lost the SB last year. That combo dooms them to failure.
Also, theyre the cardinals. And either way, the 49ers are going to be better than the Raiders.
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Beanie Wells is already an automatic upgrade from what they had last year, when Beanie is healthy he was one of the best RB’s in College.
Raiders will be better then the 9ers, no doubt in my mind.
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lol ok we'll see
beanie wells is a joke, and he can’t stay healthy
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BTW
I find it funny that a guy who’s looking foreward to jadaunte russpepper at quarterback is seriously mocking ANOTHER team’s QB options.
Especially since Hill has proven himself to be a good player.
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Russell outplayed both Hill AND Smith. And that was with our current #1 Receiver out (Schillens) and last years #1 (Walker) out.
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Do I need to speak slower?
the focus was on the running game tonight. They were focused on getting Coffee work, they did. And he owned the raiders.
Also, WE WON.
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orly?
Why bother throwing the ball then? And if I remember correctly even with Coffee your 1st and 2nd teams still lost against ours. Your 3rd team was your best squad.
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Ok.
we’ll see what happens when the season starts.
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And for the record
I don’t hate the 9ers outside of the games we play. So as of now godspeed to your QB Battle. Try Davis more btw.
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Davis would be a disaster this year
love the guy, but yeah.
And I don’t hate the Raiders, but you’ve got a LOT of negative ju ju to overcome. I just think they are going to be pretty awful until Davis finally dies.
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by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
and if you wanna talk about guys being out
Willis and haralson were both out on D, 2 of their best players. Haralson will have 10 sacks this year.
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Also
your team can’t score in the red zone.
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ANOTHER DOUBLE SWITCH
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you missed us?
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quicl, someone call atlee hammacker
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
JOE MAUER UPDATE
A single and two walks in 5 PA’s today.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
look: fred lewis gets some playing time… this is interesting
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So, Sheffield?
Come on, let’s give the Mets a little something for him. Brian Bocock. Maybe Ramon Ortiz. Get it done.
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LOL @ Howry
Flem just pointed out that Howry has given up 3 game-winning home runs to rookies this year, which is as many as anyone has given up in an entire career, if I heard correctly.
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He can't give up a game-winning HR today
"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden
Chopping my dick off and feeding it to a starving puma would be slightly more fun than this game is.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
no, it wouldn’t
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Really, that’s SO overrated
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, that’s over reacting on this blog, and that’s saying something
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I was kinda exaggerating, but this game isn’t fun.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
TWHS?
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send in nate davis
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Fuck this team.
Tulo grand slam coming.
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Cue the Hindenberg
cue the spark
Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!
I think I may put in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and kill some cops.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
that sounds fun! i don’t have any video games.
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I’m gonna put in Mlb 2k9, bean Rockies till they charge the mound, and still win.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
kruk is hella ‘im not saying, just sayin’
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I think I'm done, this game makes me want to puke.
We’ve only come back from a three run deficit what..one time?
We’re basically down by 130.
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sweet the game is over
oh wait, that was just the 7th?
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so there is hope for us?
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BEST PITCHING IN THE MAJORS
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry’ Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape… after I kill Count Rugen.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
my name is innigo montoya?
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WPA graph for this game

That’s just sad.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
sob
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
start working on your drinkertation
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i gotta write an essay about the Scarlet Letter
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats about all ive figured out
after a couple hundred pages
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can make it halfway
I commend you
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
didn’t she have the sex or something?
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ya
but you dont even get to read about it
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy
Puritans wanted to make life easy for guys, so they identified the chicks who’d put out, and got them to wear something so they’d be easy to spot and hit on. Good system. Except everyone was supposed to feel guilty all the time. Not sure how that worked
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY INNING
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Stop giving me hope. It hurts.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So, what’s the preferred method of suicide for tonight?
I think we’ll go eat fast food and watch our arteries harden.
striaight bulllet to the head
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i love that RATM song
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Get one of those explodey guns from District 9. Go to town with it.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Comeback!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY WTF

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Have fun at 2nd, Pablo, you'll be there a little while.
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a....very little while, apparently.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We already scored six once during this game. Can’t we do it again?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
over like 4 innings
and no
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
well
at least garko’s coming around
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
2 GARK NIGHT
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oh right
Giants game
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
what, you want he should save those for later?
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GIANTS GET A SAFETY
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lol Raiders
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol come to papa at 10pm
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i threw up a little in my mouth
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
so do i, every time i hear that commercial
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SDST? not familiar with that one
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ahhhhhh
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This is just cruel
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
WTF BACK TO BACK JACKS?
Stop giving me false hope, Giants.
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this is interesting again
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you mean get it pulled?
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more like Valdez and Miller
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Fred Lewis had a hand in it as well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TWSS
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Lol, Kruk :" not saying I told you so.."
Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452
im not saying, just saying, but really, im saying
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RALLY PUPPIES
"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden
pssst
nows when you post a picture of puppies
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
rally my dog

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
rally my dog

caveat: not a dog
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Radio recap of this game is going to take more minutes than the giants have seen pitches
Nobody likes money
NINERZ
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this offense better show up for timmy tommorrow
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
I was just thinking… of course we won’t score through 8 innings tomorrow.
by kingofthacove on Aug 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s the most runs we’ve scored in a game all season?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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It's like the Giants want to make this game as miserable for us as possible.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
nah
Brian Wilson didnt come in
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn those missed extra points!
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
We score nine runs, Garko hits two homers, Bengie draws a walk
And we’re still down by more runs than we’re capable of coming back from.
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by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DOWN WITH OBP?
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YEAH YOU KNOW ME
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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Fred Lewis is the problem
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
meh
hes patient, and a decent hitter
but horrible defense
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
All he does is walk when no ones on base
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better than striking out when no ones on base
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
who is the skeleton pulling the pitcher?
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not Clint Hurdle
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SKELETOR

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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effeminate skeletor
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ok.
who was waiting for fred to swing and miss at a fastball down the middle?
go on. raise your hand. you know you want to
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOL SUCK IT RAIDERS!!1
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Gotta love re-kicks
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So, one pitch out?
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I hate being right.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
ahahahaha good call.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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they're bringing in the guitarist from the band EXTREME?
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yup
Velez is up, so they were all like “what the hell, why not”
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
it was?
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HA!
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Almost not a fail!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
time to head back to adult swim?
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Dumbass one pitch out with a new pitcher
IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION!
maybe Fred will actually get a start tomorrow
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that’s an adorable idea
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Almost as adorable
as thinking the Raiders will be good this year!
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i said the radiers are going to be good this year? where?
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not you
that raider fan up there
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PHEW
/hugs his rice jersey
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I hate the Raiders so much that when they face the Cowboys in the regular season: Go Cowboys.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
never
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LOL you're funny!
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Eugenio Velez needs to play
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pinball, down at the arcade, so that others can start
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The way this game was played
I bet he would have had 3 home runs and five misjudged balls in the OF.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
i was in my car at this point
but was there a general consensus on this board that martinez should have been taken out after the 5th?
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
no
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i think there was talk that he was in there a bit too long
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not till after the HR though
second single at the earliest
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He was only at 67 pitches going into the 6th, so it’s hard to argue that you’d take him out there but… well I kind of wish they had, in hindsight obviously
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He was struggling. I think after the second single. But it was the ensuing clusterfuck that killed us
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BAD MOJO
Giants Line:
9 (runs) 11 (hits) 1 (errors)
put a 0 in front of the single digit numbers and…FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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i lol'd but in a horrified way
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pretty much my reaction to this entire game thus far.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm terrified
"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
lol wut?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
green bandanna mini-ninja is about to get punched
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Random question
I’m going with a friend to the Red Sox-Yankee game tomorrow. Who do I boo harder?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
your friend for making you go
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Yankees. Always.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
just boo constantly the whole game
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second reply:
just scalp the tickets to pay for 5 giants games back here
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Red Sox afre the new Yankees
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
that was an emphatic punchout for a 5-run game.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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i now want to play mike tyson’s punchout
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At least the niners won!
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… a preseason game against the raiders.
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Meh I'll take it
still fun
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Tom Cable will now fight everyone in the Candlestick parking lot.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FISTICUFFS
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Sad thing is
Raider fans probably like that story.
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Velez made me nervous with that grab.
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RALLY TIME
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Gee, we only need to score five runs to set up a walkoff.
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didn’t howry already pitch?
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why did they have to make it "kinda sorta not really" close
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Name two games where the Giants have come back from more than 5 runs this year.
Or hell, for the last three years.
It’s not close.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That game againts the Patriots a couple years ago
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
where is beer thread?
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http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/22/998810/ot-whats-in-your-beer-fridge
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I wish I had beer
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BOURBON…
everyone is invited over to my place for drinks
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These “Do not attempt” in the Toyota commercials make me laugh.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Yay, Herges gets to get us out.
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lol tubby
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I lie the umpire camp commercials where they show the guys working out and in the next shot, everybody is super fat.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
ZOMBIE PITCHER
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS BECOME AIRBORNE
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You Cannot Escape the Bip. You Can Only Hope To Contain Him.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
FALSE HOPE RUNNER
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hey! that was travis?
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"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden
HI-YA
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JUST LOSE
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
ahhhh modern art
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And Barnes opens the door
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Rich Aurilias back?
oh wait
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

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Wow, I'd never seen a pic of Grant before.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD DAMN IT STOP GIVING ME FALSE HOPE YOU FUCKERS
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yay Panda
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whatever you and I are doing, its starting to work
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keep em coming
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
the one game we score 11 runs
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
ya but still
its frustrating
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, didn't realize someone was on base there.
I am idiot.
RALLY PANDA
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I predict we load the bases and then GIDP
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

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This now feels less like an epic loss
We’re proving that being down doesn’t always mean being out, even if we do end up losing.
And like I said in the other thread, this was always going to be the hardest game of the series for us.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
We're up 5-2 in HR's in this game
SUCK IT ROCKIES
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love the crazy vietnam war wedding thing
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If we don't score again, we tie them 4-4 at innings won.
Moral Biptory?
rally elvis

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oh noes? we’ve tried it before?
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i fucked it up
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is that an ancient jugalo?
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Lolina is
:(
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ah Garko
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THIS GAME!
bring that offense tomorrow
/throws self down stairs
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i blame my elvising
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Hold heads high
That game wasn’t completely terrible. Much much better than it could have been.
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can't tell
if that is facetious
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Nah, but a shame to waste the bullpen on a loss (which is generally true).
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we scored 11 runs. if garko and rowands stay hot and our pitching gets back to business we can string some wins together.
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Five homers. Bengie walks. 11 runs. And we lose.
Tomorrow Tim will get 0 runs of support and we’ll lose 1-0.
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I expected a loss before the game
But from the period of 5-1 through 6-3, I was expecting win. That’s 2 innings where my expectations were inflated.
At least we don’t have to come back to that shithole after Monday.
JT Time!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
OMG – they’ve animated his face finally! I saw a smile!
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Prediction for tomorrow based on today's game
1-0 Rockies.
Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452
I'll say 2-1 Giants.
Although Jimenez certainly pitches a CG.
eh
War of the Worlds is on
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
This is normally a situation where I would say "LOL PLAYOFFS"
But we scored 11, which is awesome. But it still felt like a blowout
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
most important aspect, IMO
Is that we didn’t give up after the 7th. I think that’s key.
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Choco Tacos will melt!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, by the way, can we finally get 0-5 edgar out of the 2 hole please?
The pitcher’s spot would be more productive there. At least they’ll bunt.
hahahaha, that almost sounded like kruk was going to just slander someone with foul words.
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Wait, wut?
JT isn’t as sucktastic as usual tonight. He almost sounds like he’s speaking like a normal dude.
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*blink blink blink*
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i guess i’m glad we didn’t just lay down and die when we went down
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Even in defeat, we have, like, 500 more comments than their blog does. That’s something I’m proud of.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
14-11. Why couldn’t dinner have been ready when we gave up 10 straight runs instead of when we got 5 back!?
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Most definitely. You can also make it more healthy by topping it with a scoop of ice cream (calcium, you know!).
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If it’s real stuff, not the weird chemicals in cool whip.
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Life’s too short. If Cool Whip’s all you got, whip it good, bitches.
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Speaking of protein The Ginger People have some new sauces and marinades out. Chicken and “hot ginger jalapeño sauce” is yummy
Might as well got a Whopper in there for some protein.
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War of the Worlds is creepy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
I was expecting Tom Cruise to start summoning Lord Xenu halfway through that movie. Wait, are you talking about the original?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
no
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
District 9 is creepier.
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i heard it was really good though
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it. If you’re expecting some action packed explodey-fest, it’s not gonna live up to those expectations, but it’s a solid movie.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
uhhh
it was a highly good action packed explodey-fest.
it just did other stuff too.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
Well, it wasn’t action packed per-se till, like, the last few parts of the movie. You’re right, it did a lot of other things too.
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its on ABC right now
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
shit i wish i would have seen the beginning
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Good to see;
Giants never giving up on the game. It looks like they’re actually hungry for a playoff spot.
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