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Now this game is devastating.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN YOU NOT BOUNCE A PITCH?

by kingofthacove on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he should’ve kept bouncing them.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 Run turnaround

…S&B Baby!

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Predict the final score

Rockies 87, Giants 6

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Naw 87, 7

Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.

Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies 87, Giants 3

we will find a way to lose runs

by Snof on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

Well if that just isn’t the icing on the cake

by MbahABako on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Miller is really bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

today he is,

don’t judge him on one performance

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not a 1.8 ERA pitcher either way.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

thats quite the inning they have going here

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OH DAMN

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh they’ve just forfeited the game. Oh well.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK COORS FIELD!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Justin Miller to give up another twenty runs

Just get it out of your system.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HaHaHaHaHaCrud.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 22, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re losing this series.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, split…Timmy will win

by nofreetime on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no confidence in this offense.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, Velez just needed a breather – he’ll be back.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I decided not to go to the movie because I felt sick… I should have sucked it up and gone :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

gonna get bourbon, brb

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

it’s time.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

pubez time?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody alert Bip

We’re losing the inning.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

come on guys we still have the offense coming up

by ElCartero on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

can haz offenz?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going downstairs to watch the niners game.

To be honest, I’m glad to split the first two games.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

over/under: 8 pitches thrown by rockies pitchers next inning

by kingofthacove on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

under

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to try to find the ray of sunshine

This was always going to be the game we were most likely to lose. Just because we’re losing it in a sad way doesn’t mean much.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S ALL WASH THE OTHER PUP!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

We already washed the dog

but your idea isn’t bad… he’s looking a little nervous now…

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you're just torturing me.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get him out of there

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, yes. I’d love to see a slo motion replay of that homer.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was a nightmare outing by Miller.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIt Bochy is awake!!! He’s coming out of the dugout!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

how many runs this inning – afraid to look

by ElCartero on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

7

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think almost every hit came after 2 strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

3,796

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

26

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

297

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors field can suck a fat dick

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

it goes both ways

we have 6 runs

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that or the #11 and 12 pitchers on the pitching staff..

by kingofthacove on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheney?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Armey's hotter

If only for the name.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is getting pretty amusing.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S ALL WASH THE OTHER PUP!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wut? I only posted this once. Cursed lag.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Coors Field as much as anyone, but the Giants and Justin Miller’s shitballs were not impressive this inning.

by out machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You can’t blame Coors for this, it was plain old bad pitching.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and bad defense.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES I CAN!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame whatever Righetti is drinking

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for some fail moving gifs

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Never noticed the other guy grabbing his junk in sympathy before…

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not over yet, guys!

we still have to watch 3 more excruciating innings.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet the Giants offense will go down in 5 pitches in the next inning.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

only a fool would take that bet

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 22, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for my friend :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

every one of out outfielders have goofed a play, plus panda’s error and the sloppy pitching

by justhangin on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

At the Grizzly game

Matt Kinney just gave up a moon shot. The most annoying kid is sitting right behind me. There is a fucking moron two rows down who has a bell and is ringing it incessantly.

Kinney just got ripped again.

Baseball blows.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I was about to say this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO DON’T SHOW THE WAVE ON CAMERA YOU MORONS

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BEEEER time

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOL

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

love this one

Cats FTL

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I spit when i laughed at this one

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

First response: lololol
Second response: aww poor kitty
Third response: hehehahahhaa

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin def. got bigger....

Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.

by Kestrel76 on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now they’re doing the fucking wave.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

atta boy Merkin

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Flem for that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: 7 runs. That’s right, 7 runs.

LOL he’s pissed and/or drunk

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

holy hell

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

84 pepsi commercial

too soon?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Brian Wilson, we hardly knew ye

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

All things considered

that inning didn’t go well, did it?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

om nom nom.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I found this in my photobucket account

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea what that is, BTW

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of looks like the original is from Reno 911

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeff kent+ reno 911?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so.

But why?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only thing I could think of: his father was or is a cop.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like Lt. Dangle from Reno 911

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess. But why did I waste time on making that? It’s pretty useless.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

pixxxxels

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PACKING

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants deserve to win this game

Because Rockies fans did the wave, and that’s not acceptable.

by bondo on Aug 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FYI rockies fans: THERE AREN’T WAVES IN COLORADO IDIOTS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually the wave started in denver

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My understand is that it was originated by A’s fans.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought one of the universities in Washington did it before A’s fans.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wiki wave

the wave

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wave (British English: Mexican wave; also stadium wave)

What do the Brits know about Mexico?!

by bondo on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waves were started by the oceans before denver or oakland

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And waves were started by the first light in the universe before the oceans

by bondo on Aug 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

from wikipedia

There appear to be several competing claims. The one I know of:

Some claim that the first appearance of the wave was a section by section cheer at a Major League Baseball game that was led by professional cheerleader Krazy George Henderson in Oakland, California on October 15, 1981, in an American League Championship Series game between the Oakland Athletics and the New York Yankees.12

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are claims of this starting in the 1970s up in Washington (or State).

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although it was not associated with sports, Frank Zappa is credited by some with inventing a precursor to the wave in 1969 at the Denver Pop Festival in Denver Mile High Stadium when he assigned sounds and gestures to sections of the crowd and sequenced them with hand gestures. He conducted with the audience making sounds…farting, vomiting, and belching. He would conduct waves of one, two, or three sounds at the same time.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one cares, actually.

0 WS titles, 0 TARPS, 0 Waves

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah crazy george or whatever…

nonetheless, they should do THE GLACIER or something and slide down the aisles or something

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  


Gifs at Giftube.com

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez just needed a breather. He’s improbably good again!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez 0-16

Fred got benched for two months straight after a similar stretch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

For John Wilkes Bowker, sure!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice, new nickname

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news

Nate Davis: PFA

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

niners' rookie QB

pretty efffin awesome

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Davis!

=)

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid looks good

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a must lose game

by ElCartero on Aug 22, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, make the Rockies believe that they have a chance in the series by losing Game 2, then the Giants can come back and win 3 and 4 to tie up the Wild Card standings. Ah, if only I were really that optimistic lol.

by RaymondStoneMedia.com on Aug 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why TF was Miller in there so long when he only got 2 guys out? Is Bochy a moron?

by orange and black on Aug 22, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If you have to ask that question you haven’t been paying attention

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

randy winn could you please walk in this situation

by kingofthacove on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

or try to hit a 5 run jack

by kingofthacove on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

bourbon aquired, we're gonna turn this around!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy winn is so bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

classy not a walk

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Giants

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the lineup. Way to go.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was savvy of Bochy to put his 3 worst hitters all together in the 9-1-2 spots today, that way you can get rid of their suck in one short inning

by snafu on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 pitches.. exceeded my expectations

by kingofthacove on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so totally cursed

This team will never win the world series in my lifetime. Why the fuck did I have to be a Giants fan instead of a Cardinals fan like the rest of my family? This is so stupid and pointless and frustrating.

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by antinous on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Because then you’d be a Cardinals fan, and ugh.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, dat

But I can remember two Cardinals titles. My father can’t remember a Giants title. I’m going to resort to the previous plan, which is to somehow make about a billion dollars, buy the Giants, and spend like crazy until we luck into a ring.

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by antinous on Aug 22, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

(My grandfather, incidentally, was a Cardinals fan, so the Cardinals were always rivals of the Giants, second only to the Dodgers, in my mind)

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya bro!

Giants never winning a WS in your lifetime? The same thought has occurred to me many times.

My Dad is from St Louis but unfortunately for me I was born in SF and had to go to Candlestick to see the Giants. Maybe he should have stayed in the midwest and spared me the same misery!

by orange and black on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all we’ve bitched about the offense, it really hasn’t been the problem in this series.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, bad jumps on balls, misplaying flies, throwing to the wrong bases, hurrying tags before you have the ball…

by nofreetime on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, Coors Field!

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors Field giveth, Coors Field taketh away.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to post a rally image

But the inning ended to quickly.

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by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Just to answer bathing the pup?

He’s a 13 yr old cocker spaniel named Dustiny. He’s been blind for the last two years.

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by timmeh on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

13 year old would mean born in 1996…so you named him Dustinty a year before the year of Dustiny!?

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops no he’s born in 97 so my bad

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by timmeh on Aug 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would’ve been very impressed!

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got him the year I bought my house, I can’t be expected to remember everything.

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by timmeh on Aug 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was the game.

The game that would legitimately put us in the race and tell the Rockies, “hey stop overlooking us you fucks, we’re for real”.

I know its our 5th starter. I know we’re on the road. But this one hurts. If we’d won this one…

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Still would be happy with a split.

Tomorrow is massive. We need awesome unhittable Timmy to show up tomorrow.

by NHL84 on Aug 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pray for that! If Timmy doesn’t get the win tomorrow, then it’s 4 games out.

by orange and black on Aug 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's been Timmy all year

He’s our Tom Seaver. He’s our Warren Spahn. We need him tomorrow.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, there's no excuse

Joey pitched fine. We gave him a 5 run lead. Even into the 6th, he had a 3 run lead. But he was starting to struggle, run out of gas. Should have pulled him after the 5th. At least after the first hit in the 6th. Certainly after the second one, and the Rowand goof. This is on Bochy

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn didn’t want Rowand to get that ball.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

she'd anchor our bullpen

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

who is that hooker?

by bondo on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

mariah carey

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shes too good

wouldnt be fair

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This > Howry, Miller, Merkin, Medders, am I missing someone?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how pleased she is with herself afterwards.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

She totally threw the ball straight… if we fix her arm slot and build up her stamina we could call trade her back for Boof Bonser

by bondo on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, what?

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was topical.

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by antinous on Aug 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell does this have to do with anything?

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail then

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail reply in fail thread on fail inning in fail game.

by ElCartero on Aug 22, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the Giants are failing but let’s not let the thread spiral down into similar fail, ok?

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not again

God damn it

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

baserase

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish this was real

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside better be catching tomorrow.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know how to quickly check how many runs the Giants score pre vs. post 5th inning? Seems like we always score early and then get shut down…

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 22, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Mostly we just get shut down. Late. Early. In between . . .

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that should have been- IF, in the unlikely event we score early…

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game used to be 6-1 Giants

WTF

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

no it didn’t! really?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s been so many games, i’ve thought, dang if we could just put up 1-2 runs… just 1 or 2.

by ElCartero on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy, this inning is going to turn out well.

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I stopped watching. Gave the set over to the kids for James and the Giant Peach instead. I’d rather watch enormous bugs on my big screen than this game.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for dinner to be ready so I can stop watching. :(

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy movie.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, the kids are entranced. I read the book to them during the Christmas break, and they totally loved it. I saw the movie at Costco yesterday, and bought it.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used to creep me out as a kid. I still liked it, though.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roald Dahl was one sick mofo, but somehow he knew exactly what kids like. My 7 year old is a major fan.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

when they get older, have them read the autobiographies. they’re super interesting and explain kind of where he comes from

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only assume he had some really unpleasant aunts, based on how aunts are portrayed in so many of his books.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he spent a lot of time in the RAF in WWII, crazy experiences

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where else except for James?

I don’t remember any aunts in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or in Matilda.

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:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to think of any other examples as well.

The Witches
Danny the Champion of the World
BFG
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

nada

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BFG!!

I completely forgot about that one.

What about The Twits?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think in Matilda, it’s Matilda’s teacher with an unpleasant aunt.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Roald Dahl books.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think my favorite is still Danny: Champion of the World

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This inning?

As opposed to the last one?

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SpillBORG

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the worst game ever

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

no, that would be euchre

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually I’d check the Rockies blog to see how fucking ECSTATIC they are, but I’d rather not want to put thoughts of suicide into my head.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

they were all really depressed for the first five innings. :D? :D?

:(

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were they? If we knew the Rockies were going to come back, surely they did right?

by bondo on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

heheh

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky cat, doesn’t have to watch this game anymore

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes $giants_pitcher.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

I thought we’d lose this game, but wow. Not this way. RALLY STOP SUCKING

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, what channel is the Niners game on?

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

5, just got an INT

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CARLOS THOMAS BITCHES

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 =) or whatever CBS is for you.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we just quit now?

do we really have to play the rest of this game?

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Im only cheering for my fantasy team at this point.

by ElCartero on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pokemonz!!!!!1

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might just start a new POKEMONZ game in an emulator. Or go downstairs and play Dragon Quest VIII.

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dragon Quest 8 is teh shit. Go do that, at least you’d be doing something productive.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a lot of fun, like a perfect old sk00l style RPG.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I spent 60 hours of my life in solitary playing that game. Good times.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is embarassing

10 straight runs now. Offense fail+defense fail+pitching fail=…

by NHL84 on Aug 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS WOULDNT BE AS BAD IF THE CUBS WERENT A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT FUCKHEADS WITH A SHITTY OFFENSE THAT KINDA REMINDS ME OF OURS.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Mercifully, dinner’s ready. Later folks.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This game would be perfect to use a non-pitcher.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice little 49ers comeback

Behind Nate Davis. So it’s not the city.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE DAVIS!!

6 INTs last 2 games for the D. And we’re running all over the Raiders

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, this game is going off.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No would be a great time time to get an inning out of Noah Lowry – just to see if his Marrilyn Manson experiment worked.

by ElCartero on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KORY SHEEEEEETS

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like Dexter Fowler is at the plate every inning.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

On a slightly happier note: TD, NINERS!!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

4 great RBs

of course, this is the Raiders. But the RBs have been amazing.

Also, Nate Davis is better than you

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve pretty much given this game away.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded with Fowler up and Howry getting ready.

Yeah, we’re quitting.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, some walk off dingers are REALLY GONNA HELP OUR CHANCES, BOCHY.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ 9er fans excited over their 3rd team being better then their 1st and 2nd

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

lol butthurt greg papa

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re watching the wrong feed!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol raider fans

for having to root for their “team”

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

how's that crabtree contract goin? and mr. utah?

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you're so sad

that’s all you have to come back with. Cute.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most Raiders fans are.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, your quotation marks were cute too, but for kickers here's Mr. Bonds the legend:

cute in a Raider gettup huh?

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLEATHER JACKET

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol butthurt greg papa

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

again, cute. Has nothing to do with football, though. The game that the team you root for fucking sucks at playing.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

Your secondary was cute also. The Great Nate Clements has to hold on to an unknown Johnnie Lee Higgins? LOL. And can’t defend a 3rd and 23? Oh, where was Mr. Hill and Smith too?

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

21-14

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol butthurt greg papa

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol jponry overused joke =)

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol fred lewis

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol game score =(

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEEZ NOT CLUTCH

his mere presence on the bench made Joey tense up and blow the lead

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glen Coffee w/ 120 yards in one half

250+ yards rushing

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A. Smith 3 for 9 33.3 Completion % 4.2 QB Rating
S. Hill 3 for 7 42.9 Completion % 50.3 QB Rating

BOW DOWN TO THE STATSSSSSS

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol ok man

you’re seriously trying to talk shit as a Raider fan? The team that’s won 10 games combined the last 5 years?

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

tonight was about the niners' RBs

and they owned you

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, we couldn't stop your passing game either

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 INTs

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I'm pretty sure Frye or Gradakowski will start opening night

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL 2 POINT FAILURE

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL yea Frye is silly huh?

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

God

I cant believe a fan of the RAIDERS is talking shit! This is hilarious. Keep it coming.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should be a comedian huh?

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I mean seriously, do you think the Raiders are going to seriously compete this year? Theres NFW. Your coach is being investigated by the police for gods sake! They paid troy williamson 2.0 37 million dollars!

The 49ers have a legitimate shot at the playoffs. They wanted to see if Coffee could handle the load tonight, and the answer was yes.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, we'll do iight

In a division with the Cardinals, where do you think YOU guys are going, if you can’t take the West then the NFC Wild Card will be a btch as well. And all this especially with Smith starting. Hill or Davis should be the only ones in the equation.

Raiders will come out of the abyss this year.

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hill is going to be the starter man

WTF are you talking about. The Cardinals were a 1-year wonder.

And just no. The Raiders are a joke, and have been for 6 years. They have nothing with which to challenge the Chargers.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

One year wonder LOL

Their passing game is still top 3. Warner, Fitz, and Boldin are a huge 3 headed beast. They just shored up their weak running game with Beanie Wells. If Warner gets injured or their Defense gets worse then yea maybe you guys have a chance. But as of now, Cardinals will take the West.

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEANIE WELLS?!?!?!?!

The guy who can’t stay on the field and couldn’t out run COLLEGE linebackers?

And Kurt Warner is one hit away from ending his career. Cmon man. They have a new coaching staff and they lost the SB last year. That combo dooms them to failure.

Also, theyre the cardinals. And either way, the 49ers are going to be better than the Raiders.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beanie Wells is already an automatic upgrade from what they had last year, when Beanie is healthy he was one of the best RB’s in College.

Raiders will be better then the 9ers, no doubt in my mind.

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol ok we'll see

beanie wells is a joke, and he can’t stay healthy

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

I find it funny that a guy who’s looking foreward to jadaunte russpepper at quarterback is seriously mocking ANOTHER team’s QB options.

Especially since Hill has proven himself to be a good player.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell outplayed both Hill AND Smith. And that was with our current #1 Receiver out (Schillens) and last years #1 (Walker) out.

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I need to speak slower?

the focus was on the running game tonight. They were focused on getting Coffee work, they did. And he owned the raiders.

Also, WE WON.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

orly?

Why bother throwing the ball then? And if I remember correctly even with Coffee your 1st and 2nd teams still lost against ours. Your 3rd team was your best squad.

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

we’ll see what happens when the season starts.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for the record

I don’t hate the 9ers outside of the games we play. So as of now godspeed to your QB Battle. Try Davis more btw.

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by ejdacanay on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis would be a disaster this year

love the guy, but yeah.

And I don’t hate the Raiders, but you’ve got a LOT of negative ju ju to overcome. I just think they are going to be pretty awful until Davis finally dies.

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by bondslegend on Aug 23, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

and if you wanna talk about guys being out

Willis and haralson were both out on D, 2 of their best players. Haralson will have 10 sacks this year.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not funny

But you’d be a better comedian than the Raiders an NFL team

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

your team can’t score in the red zone.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now pitching for the Giants.

Duane Kuiper.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER DOUBLE SWITCH

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry’s game the rest of the way. Time to balance out those six losses!

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did I turn this game back on?

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re a sadist?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you missed us?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

basebringe

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

quicl, someone call atlee hammacker

Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JOE MAUER UPDATE

A single and two walks in 5 PA’s today.

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:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t see how you can call a CHEATER an MVP candidate!!

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

look: fred lewis gets some playing time… this is interesting

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Sheffield?

Come on, let’s give the Mets a little something for him. Brian Bocock. Maybe Ramon Ortiz. Get it done.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ Howry

Flem just pointed out that Howry has given up 3 game-winning home runs to rookies this year, which is as many as anyone has given up in an entire career, if I heard correctly.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He said nobody has done that in their entire career.

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by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, he’s +1.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can't give up a game-winning HR today

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by Yoyo on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chopping my dick off and feeding it to a starving puma would be slightly more fun than this game is.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

no, it wouldn’t

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, that’s SO overrated

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(DO NOT) google pain olympics

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by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that’s over reacting on this blog, and that’s saying something

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by timmeh on Aug 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kinda exaggerating, but this game isn’t fun.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Whiteside toe the rubber.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

TWHS?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants now down a touchdown

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

send in nate davis

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this team.

Tulo grand slam coming.

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i totally called that in my head.

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Throwing it down the middle is hard.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s halo 3 time.

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

In every situation, the wrong arm choice

by justhangin on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

where’s his glowsticks?

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by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

even without the jersey over, that’s an ugly shirt.

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Cue the Hindenberg

cue the spark

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by seesdifferent on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazingly, De la Rosa is in line for the win.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I may put in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and kill some cops.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that sounds fun! i don’t have any video games.

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or babies. or kittens. or babies riding kittens.

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna put in Mlb 2k9, bean Rockies till they charge the mound, and still win.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my God, there was only one out?

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU Kruk

whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeee

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by seesdifferent on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

not diggin the “fantastic” bullpen huh?

by justhangin on Aug 22, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk already mentioned this sinkerballer anecdote.

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kruk is hella ‘im not saying, just sayin’

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

can you really blame him?

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm done, this game makes me want to puke.

We’ve only come back from a three run deficit what..one time?

We’re basically down by 130.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet the game is over

oh wait, that was just the 7th?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad Rich Aurilia is on the DL. He would be perfect to pitch the bottom of the 8th.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

lets review. they just scored 11 runs on us in 2 innings

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so there is hope for us?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST PITCHING IN THE MAJORS

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry’ Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape… after I kill Count Rugen.

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my name is innigo montoya?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WPA graph for this game

That’s just sad.

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:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So you’re saying there’s a chance!

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sob

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you crying or insulting my mom?

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:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got to write a dissertation...

Yet it’s awful tempting to start drinking.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

start working on your drinkertation

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i gotta write an essay about the Scarlet Letter

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Hint: It was a red A.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats about all ive figured out

after a couple hundred pages

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It’s also about falling asleep halfway through a chapter.

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If you can make it halfway

I commend you

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I read the whole damn thing.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t she have the sex or something?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they say.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

but you dont even get to read about it

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy

Puritans wanted to make life easy for guys, so they identified the chicks who’d put out, and got them to wear something so they’d be easy to spot and hit on. Good system. Except everyone was supposed to feel guilty all the time. Not sure how that worked

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RALLY INNING

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:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally what??

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what’s the preferred method of suicide for tonight?

I think we’ll go eat fast food and watch our arteries harden.

by Merope on Aug 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

striaight bulllet to the head

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i love that RATM song

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get one of those explodey guns from District 9. Go to town with it.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comeback!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY WTF

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by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Have fun at 2nd, Pablo, you'll be there a little while.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

a....very little while, apparently.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE DOWN BY 6!!!!

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We already scored six once during this game. Can’t we do it again?

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

over like 4 innings

and no

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

at least garko’s coming around

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2 GARK NIGHT

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oh right

Giants game

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

what, you want he should save those for later?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS GET A SAFETY

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKBOMB

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, who unplugged the humidor?

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko should do this every night. I would like that.

by deuce deuce on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Raiders

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol come to papa at 10pm

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i threw up a little in my mouth

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

so do i, every time i hear that commercial

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SDST

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SDST? not familiar with that one

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

New one

She Didn’t Say That.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhh

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIVE!!!!

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just cruel

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF BACK TO BACK JACKS?

Stop giving me false hope, Giants.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

this is interesting again

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean get it pulled?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only the pitching weren’t so putrid.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

more like Valdez and Miller

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t put this one all on Howry.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Fred Lewis had a hand in it as well.

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Coors

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Field goal

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol, Kruk :" not saying I told you so.."

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

im not saying, just saying, but really, im saying

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY PUPPIES

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

pssst

nows when you post a picture of puppies

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally my dog

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your dog must have been watching this game.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was and he was disgusted

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally my dog

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally my dog

caveat: not a dog

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they had only been able to keep it close by sucking less at pitching and defense!

by out machine on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Radio recap of this game is going to take more minutes than the giants have seen pitches

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NINERZ

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What a weird game.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s the most runs we’ve scored in a game all season?

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, i was just hoping we wouldn’t put up our biggest night of the year and lose.

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still could

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We score nine runs, Garko hits two homers, Bengie draws a walk

And we’re still down by more runs than we’re capable of coming back from.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU DOWN WITH OBP?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH YOU KNOW ME

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis is the problem

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I really do think that Fred is a 4th OF, but he’s a pretty good one.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

hes patient, and a decent hitter

but horrible defense

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as bad as you think.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they say.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All he does is walk when no ones on base

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than striking out when no ones on base

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walking with no one on base is a pretty good outcome for an AB.

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by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cheating the game!

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is the skeleton pulling the pitcher?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

not Clint Hurdle

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SKELETOR

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

effeminate skeletor

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok.

who was waiting for fred to swing and miss at a fastball down the middle?

go on. raise your hand. you know you want to

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

this is certainly the most combined runs. as well as most runs allowed in a game, most runs allowed in an inning, and most homeruns hit

by The Franchise on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOL SUCK IT RAIDERS!!1

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love re-kicks

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, one pitch out?

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate being right.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahahaha good call.

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're bringing in the guitarist from the band EXTREME?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Velez is up, so they were all like “what the hell, why not”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. no they’re not, actually.

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot that the Rockies traded for Betancourt.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

When was the last time Velez got a hit?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEOUT

Better, but still useless.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost not a fail!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak, your moment has passed.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

time to head back to adult swim?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Fred will actually get a start tomorrow

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s an adorable idea

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as adorable

as thinking the Raiders will be good this year!

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i said the radiers are going to be good this year? where?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

not you

that raider fan up there

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW

/hugs his rice jersey

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Raiders so much that when they face the Cowboys in the regular season: Go Cowboys.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

never

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you're funny!

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only hitting .362/.397/.638 for his career in Coors Field. Don’t see why he needs to.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Velez needs to play

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

pinball, down at the arcade, so that others can start

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way this game was played

I bet he would have had 3 home runs and five misjudged balls in the OF.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was in my car at this point

but was there a general consensus on this board that martinez should have been taken out after the 5th?

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

no

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think there was talk that he was in there a bit too long

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

not till after the HR though

second single at the earliest

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was only at 67 pitches going into the 6th, so it’s hard to argue that you’d take him out there but… well I kind of wish they had, in hindsight obviously

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was struggling. I think after the second single. But it was the ensuing clusterfuck that killed us

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he should have been taken out after the second single.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD MOJO

Giants Line:
9 (runs) 11 (hits) 1 (errors)

put a 0 in front of the single digit numbers and…FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i lol'd but in a horrified way

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much my reaction to this entire game thus far.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm terrified

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by Yoyo on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

green bandanna mini-ninja is about to get punched

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random question

I’m going with a friend to the Red Sox-Yankee game tomorrow. Who do I boo harder?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

your friend for making you go

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees. Always.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

just boo constantly the whole game

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

second reply:

just scalp the tickets to pay for 5 giants games back here

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox afre the new Yankees

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was an emphatic punchout for a 5-run game.

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i now want to play mike tyson’s punchout

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the niners won!

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

… a preseason game against the raiders.

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh I'll take it

still fun

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Cable will now fight everyone in the Candlestick parking lot.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FISTICUFFS

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad thing is

Raider fans probably like that story.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez made me nervous with that grab.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TIME

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee, we only need to score five runs to set up a walkoff.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t howry already pitch?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

because they aren’t good enough to actually make it close

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Name two games where the Giants have come back from more than 5 runs this year.

Or hell, for the last three years.

It’s not close.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game againts the Patriots a couple years ago

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is beer thread?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had beer

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have beer but I have other drinks.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOURBON…

everyone is invited over to my place for drinks

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

These “Do not attempt” in the Toyota commercials make me laugh.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Warning

Car incapable of advertised performance.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earthquakes-Wizards!!!!!

Wooooooo!!!!!

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Yay, Herges gets to get us out.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol tubby

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly, I’m hopeful.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lie the umpire camp commercials where they show the guys working out and in the next shot, everybody is super fat.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Also just noticed they show a Giant taking a called strike

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Herges

He’s still alive?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMBIE PITCHER

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, Kuip

“The Giants won the first four innings. The Rockies have won every after that.”

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS BECOME AIRBORNE

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE RETURN OF BIP

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bip Roberts is not happy about this.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Cannot Escape the Bip. You Can Only Hope To Contain Him.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FALSE HOPE RUNNER

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

hey! that was travis?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HI-YA

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST LOSE

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Also, Tim Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhh modern art

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Barnes opens the door

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Please...

No false hopes.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Rich Aurilias back?

oh wait

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Also, Tim Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

which computer is Xanthan?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I'd never seen a pic of Grant before.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT STOP GIVING ME FALSE HOPE YOU FUCKERS

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Panda

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDAA

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

In play, (runs)

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants now down a field goal.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever you and I are doing, its starting to work

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep em coming

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one game we score 11 runs

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ve scored more before.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya but still

its frustrating

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY PANDA

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by Yoyo on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that mini-Darth Vader a luchadore?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict we load the bases and then GIDP

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina predictions?

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This now feels less like an epic loss

We’re proving that being down doesn’t always mean being out, even if we do end up losing.

And like I said in the other thread, this was always going to be the hardest game of the series for us.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

We're up 5-2 in HR's in this game

SUCK IT ROCKIES

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by Yoyo on Aug 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

love the crazy vietnam war wedding thing

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally elvis

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh noes? we’ve tried it before?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fucked it up

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that an ancient jugalo?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lolina is

:(

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The tongue on the right doesn’t look like a tongue

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

More false hope please?

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ah Garko

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Was outside in gameday.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS GAME!

bring that offense tomorrow

/throws self down stairs

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, right.

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame my elvising

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold heads high

That game wasn’t completely terrible. Much much better than it could have been.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely not the worst game of the year.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't tell

if that is facetious

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn't

Some of the Reds games were worse.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but its really sucks when your crappy offense musters 11 runs, and you still lose

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, but a shame to waste the bullpen on a loss (which is generally true).

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have had Whiteside warming up!

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we scored 11 runs. if garko and rowands stay hot and our pitching gets back to business we can string some wins together.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five homers. Bengie walks. 11 runs. And we lose.

Tomorrow Tim will get 0 runs of support and we’ll lose 1-0.

49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I expected a loss before the game

But from the period of 5-1 through 6-3, I was expecting win. That’s 2 innings where my expectations were inflated.

At least we don’t have to come back to that shithole after Monday.

by NHL84 on Aug 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

JT Time!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG – they’ve animated his face finally! I saw a smile!

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Imagineers at Disney do amazing work.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction for tomorrow based on today's game

1-0 Rockies.

Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452

by cybermaldonado on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Giants.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say 2-1 Giants.

Although Jimenez certainly pitches a CG.

by NHL84 on Aug 22, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

War of the Worlds is on

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This is normally a situation where I would say "LOL PLAYOFFS"

But we scored 11, which is awesome. But it still felt like a blowout

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

most important aspect, IMO

Is that we didn’t give up after the 7th. I think that’s key.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, THAT was worth 3 hours of my time.

by Merope on Aug 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants hit five homers in a game and lose. Amazing.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk: Just a case of old Coors Field being Manny.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum in the heat tomorrow?
oy

by Merope on Aug 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Needz moar frozen beanie.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choco Tacos will melt!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, by the way, can we finally get 0-5 edgar out of the 2 hole please?

The pitcher’s spot would be more productive there. At least they’ll bunt.

by NHL84 on Aug 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha, that almost sounded like kruk was going to just slander someone with foul words.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Correia’s line 5.2 IP 10 H 5 ER 5 R 2 BB 2 K 2 HR allowed.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, wut?

JT isn’t as sucktastic as usual tonight. He almost sounds like he’s speaking like a normal dude.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought I saw him even kinda sorta smile. Hopefully he eventually catches on.

I had to turn it off though, no way I wanted to sit through those “highlights”.

by Merope on Aug 22, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

*blink blink blink*

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by ringleader3 on Aug 22, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's probably catching on

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess i’m glad we didn’t just lay down and die when we went down

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 22, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even in defeat, we have, like, 500 more comments than their blog does. That’s something I’m proud of.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

14-11. Why couldn’t dinner have been ready when we gave up 10 straight runs instead of when we got 5 back!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So if I serve strawberries WITH the brownies, that means the brownies are “healthy” right ?

by Merope on Aug 22, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Most definitely. You can also make it more healthy by topping it with a scoop of ice cream (calcium, you know!).

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh good thinking, now, if I don’t have ice cream, will whipped cream work?

by Merope on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s real stuff, not the weird chemicals in cool whip.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, yeah try pronouncing the names of some of that stuff sheeeesh. And you want me to EAT this? ummm no thanx

by Merope on Aug 22, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life’s too short. If Cool Whip’s all you got, whip it good, bitches.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

protein!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 22, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of protein The Ginger People have some new sauces and marinades out. Chicken and “hot ginger jalapeño sauce” is yummy

by Merope on Aug 22, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well got a Whopper in there for some protein.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you have a diet soda with it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

War of the Worlds is creepy

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Also, Tim Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I was expecting Tom Cruise to start summoning Lord Xenu halfway through that movie. Wait, are you talking about the original?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard it was really good though

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it. If you’re expecting some action packed explodey-fest, it’s not gonna live up to those expectations, but it’s a solid movie.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh

it was a highly good action packed explodey-fest.

it just did other stuff too.

I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it wasn’t action packed per-se till, like, the last few parts of the movie. You’re right, it did a lot of other things too.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

its on ABC right now

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit i wish i would have seen the beginning

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see;

Giants never giving up on the game. It looks like they’re actually hungry for a playoff spot.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 22, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

For whatever reason, I don’t feel like clubbing baby seals like I usually do when the Giants lose

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

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