GameThread III
by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 6:22 PM PDT
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BOO YA
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i love G.CO
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
DO IT FOR JSTANKEYE
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did you guys know that schierholtz, roughly translated, means “almost wood”
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
JEFF GARCIA ALERT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
pablo and molina back-to-back means a very short inning
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 22, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Willie McGee talk!
Underrated Giant.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Fact
According to his wife, McGee hated to be called ET.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
I’d hate to be called that too
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 22, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
When the fuck did jeff garcia go to the raiders?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
This offseason
Garcia > Russel
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Wow the niners' D misses willis
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
just now....we're in now now
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve got intelligent people telling me District 9 sucks.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I just saw it, I thought it was really good
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don’t sit in the second row beneath a ginormous screen. Unless you like to feel like vomiting.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
i’m not a moral victory kind of guy
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
ive got section 8 people telling me intelligence sucks
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
legit lol
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lolwut bengie walk
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
BMO
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I leave and it’s 3-1 and I come back to 6-3 lead and Bengie getting a walk… WTF is going on?!?!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If you want to see someone who really looks like Barney Rubble, GIS 1980’s pro wrestler Ron Garvin.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
RUgged Ronnie!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
BBengie?
??????
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Bengie has walked 5 times in August!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No wonder he’s been wearing down recently
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 22, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT HERGES WARMING UP
YESSSSSSSS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol herges warming up
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
raider of the lost gark...
we’ve got our top men on it, top men
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m missing something here, i think
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ooooooooooh!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Garko hit a HR? And I missed it? dammit!!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 22, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
ROSSUM!!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
4 INTs in 2 weeks
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I think you guys should be here www.ninernation.com
by Natto on Aug 22, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
umwut
people mention freaking soccer on here all the time. cmon, its an inning break
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what’s at www.mccovechronicles.com
hahah
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Rossum FTW
I credit the blitz more, though.
"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden
/facepalm
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 22, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
ugh.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
WAH WAH WAHHHHHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I guess that the choice was between being thrown out at second if it dropped and he stayed at first or running all the way to second and hoping it dropped because there’s no way he’d get there if he didn’t.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
bengies baserunning reminds me of a japanese game show contestant
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
The last time I was at Muir Woods I was struck by how much the mighty Redwoods resembled Molina running.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 22, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Trees grow faster than Molina runs.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
ruh roh
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
So...
Glen Coffee – kinda ok?
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
meh he aight
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i hate dexter fowler
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
i totally stewied him!
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
he can get out?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
TWSS
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
HAR HAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
you’re gold
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 22, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
this.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
DP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
hey guys...
yay!
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Joey martinez
pretty good
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TWO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
mighty joe dp!
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
looks too healthy
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
with hair
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
honorary Baron commercial
Tap. Tap Plastics.
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or your avatar
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Well, there is his gameday pic
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I have to say, he’s not the team MVP or anything but Juan Uribe has been a pretty damn useful player this season.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/waits for fanshot
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He really has. Excellent signing.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
and there’s no way in hell I thought I’d ever say that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I think we have to go to plan B soon
Pre-AS .301/.328/.793
Post-AS .216/.253/.618
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
Eh, overall, you really can’t complain with the job he’s done as a backup MIF.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
http://deadspin.com/5343219/rockies-fans-will-never-forget-whats+his+name
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
shades of Rowadn
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
never NOT funny
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
So like...
Should I start watching Mad Men? Seems like that’s the consensus.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
its awesome, for sure
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I also make music, please check it out
never watched it
but christina hendricks FTW
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
not to be THAT guy and all but…
sigh
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it
I haven’t watched past season 1 but it’s pretty good
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
season two was better, i think
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Been meaning to catch up
just havent yet
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
watch breaking bad.
/AMAZING
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
this is also true, they are both good
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
it sounds pretty good if you like that “television about horrible people is the best kind of television.” i’m going to start watching it soon.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I just rarely have the patience to watch TV dramas. I think the only ones I’ve really followed in the past 8 years or something are House, Boston Legal (not exactly a drama), and ER (not sure why).
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
TIME TO MASTERNATE
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
take those low and outside pitches Nate.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
nate :(
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i have a feeling the giants will need at least one more run tonight
Les Plack = more chicks
i claim part ownership of G.I. Joe: Declassified, but only for the funny parts
by Headhunter Rollins on Aug 22, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
yes plz
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
JOEY
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ruh roh
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I HATE 2 STRIKE HITS GODDAMMIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
damn
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
slider for the dp
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
too easy
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
JOEY
FINISH HIM FOR REAL THIS TIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Scott, defensive fail
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ewwwww
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
booo
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
ROWAND IS A GOLD GLOVE CENTERFIELDER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
His glove is good, it’s his brain that is questionable.
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Holy shit
Get Martinez out of there.
I choose to watch the Giants try to score runs. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
wtf dude?
chill out
your an asshole
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK WHY THE FUCK WAS HE NOT PULLED
FUCK
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
BORK
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
double switch!
drink!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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Of COURSE it's a double switch!
Always. Unbelievable
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'S BRINGING IN EUGENIO IN A DOUBLE SWITCH ARRGRGGGRHEHHGHGGH
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
If Nate comes out
I quit
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s really not much of a secret, so why live a lie?
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He should have been pulled after the second single.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
First single
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK VELEZ BORK
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I hate Coors.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
im boycotting coors from this point on
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
for having such a shitty ballpark
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
no not really coors is a decent beer.
but fuck coors field.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t drink much beer but when I do, I’m a beer snob. I won’t drink Coors, Miller or Bud.
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
SfGuy doesn’t drink beer all the time, but when he does, he prefers DosEquis
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Why has Rowand been making that same mistake since he arrived in S.F.? Will Bochy every say anything to him I wonder…?
Nate's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 1.242
Bengie's RISP w/2 Outs OPS: 0.452
If only our fielding coach were paying attention to, you know, fielding.
Too much focus on batting.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
And, by "batting," I mean that Dunston is too focused on that puffy padding stuff they put in quilts.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I like how Kruk was like “HE DID THAT BECAUSE OF TWO STRIKEOUTS!”
He ALWAYS does that, Kruk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
EUGENIO AT SECOND BASe?
we are FUCKED
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Heaven help me
I am a fucking cancer to this team. In the past week the Giants have been outscored something like 20-0 during the times I’ve been able to watch. I turned on this game as Juan Uribe took his at bat in the top of the sixth.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LEAVE
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just the opposite of my in-person record
The Giants have something like a .900 record in the games I’ve attended – and I’ve made it to roughly one a month since 1987.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Can we all pitch in and get you a ticket to Denver?
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds good to me!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LEAVE TO COLORADO
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
B&
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
I hope everyone realizes that we've already reached our run quota for the night....
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
Quick, someone get Clint Barmes to carry deer meat up the stairs!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
That's not deer meat, that's Edgar Renteria!
Oh no!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I'm not really all that proud
I’m just too slow to jump on another player when he comes available. I carried the Linden banner long past his actual Giants tenure.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LOL antinous
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ PLAY UP THE MIDDLE
JUST STAND ON SECOND BASE
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
OMG
looked away and didnt realize that was a replay
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
i dont even wanna know what our organization’s hitting philosophy is
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
TMI: I just took a big shit.
And the game was tied when I got out of the can. I’m never taking a shit again! Unless we’re losing. If the correlation is my taking a dump with tiededness.
oh man haha
you’ll really be full of shit
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
redundant
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
save it for the next sanchez start
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKKKKKKK
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
DFA NATE
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
well this game just turned to shit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I blame bondo’s bowel movements
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
shit+fuck=
shitfuck.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
This game sucks
We probably won’t get a hit the rest of the game.
how can loss by 5th starter be devastating?
And losing a 5-run lead in Coors isn’t new. Unfortunate loss, but not devastating.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Well crud. Might as well go bathe the other pup.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Is that a euphemism for something?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
(chuckle) It kind of sounds like it, doesn't it?
Any nominations for what it would be describing?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I was about to ask if you brought him, Ms. Maize.
Because, you know, I don’t need a chaperone.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
baseball should be illegal in denver
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
MLB should be, yes. MiLB, fine.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of arena baseball
My parents (who live in NM) are at an Albuquerque Isotopes game tonight. Talk about a high-scoring environment.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
alburquerque and denver are teh same altitude, 5280
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Ah. Santa Fe’s over 7,200 – didn’t realize there was that much of a difference between it and Albuquerque.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
yeah, just looked that up… wow santa fe
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Yeah, my parents actually live in Edgewood, which is 6200 feet. My father sometimes bicycles 35 miles to work in northern ABQ. Insane.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I liked Coors Field three innings ago
"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden
French have a word for this
fuckshit
Proud Parent of Past Longhorn and Future Giant Brandon Belt - The Official J.T. Snow Clone.
Fuquechitte?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Bichette?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 22, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus Miller
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Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
His first name is Jesus?
He doesn’t look Hispanic
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 22, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus was black
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
0-2 to 3-2 LOL I LOVE THOSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BRING DUANE KUIPER BACK TO THE BOOTH
FLEMMING IS GIVING IT UP
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 22, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
really, Kruk, when it's 1-2, you're "supposed" to run it to 3-2?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
feldt
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Niners/Giants simulfail
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
wasn’t Gonzalez an impatient hitter in the minors? Why did he have to learn plate discipline?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
0-2
I await the inevitable walk or single
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
singlesinglesinglesinglesingleHOMERsinglesinglesingleHOMER
Welcome to Coors Field.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
You know that Rowand is going to be swinging from his shoes to make up for that horrible, ugly, disgusting play.
um okay
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
thats cool I guess
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
lol my friend is at this game, I wonder how she’s going to score that play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That was about 10,000 times less flagrant than what Victorino got away with.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Oh Fucking Christ
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
The jcb9 broken record
If Fred Lewis made that play, the proles would be screaming for days and Bruce Jenkins would write an article about it.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Wow fuck this shit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
fowler has the whitest teeth i’ve ever seen.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
yakety sax!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Im not in the mood for masternation right now
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Fckkk this
At least 9ers losing HAHAHA
Welcome to the Warriors, Stephen Curry, the 2009 NBA Rookie of the Year.
Panda's and Curry in the Bey Area. Who would've known?
Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!
lol Merkin Valdez warming up, Bochy’s throwing in the towel
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He did when martinez labored through the 4th and everyone thought it was too early to think maybe things would fall apart shortly thereafter.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 22, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Only listening to the radio of those two plays is maddening… I need to see what actually happened.
Nobody likes money
a whole lot of fail
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Pauly Shore. This game is a Pauly Shore movie.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 22, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
FML
"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden
Bochy WTF
"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden
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