GameThread IV
by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT
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I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
CLANK
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:28 AM PDT reply actions
Matt’s at 99 pitches
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
tk, the secret mod
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
She's with the cooler mods
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
XANTHAN IS NO LONGER MY FRIEND
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
I didn’t know it’s possible not to now that.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
quadrophenia best who album
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
hella fucking epic
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
All the stops , cartoon style. (So far , lol)
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
uh
Mila Kunis = Meg Griffin
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Clouds. Sky. Sun. That reference.
What are “Things Over Vic’s Head”?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
smoke sauce joy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
Boo Frank Rijkaard
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Stupid dutch...
I’m a Deutschland fan.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
RALLY RALEIGH
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
and i’m hoping for Raleigh
I can see my baby tonight
by shanghaijim on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Panda’s been 0-2 all day
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions
Good job
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
now the big question… pinch run?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
no
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Panda!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions
YES!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
Travis Ishikawa
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE JUST SCORE THE RUN FROM 3RD WITH LESS THAN 2 OUTS PLEASE
With malice towards the Dodgers
RALLY DISPLEASED CAPTAIN SISKO
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
is that Avery Brooks?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea who Capt. Sisko is (and don't care), but was a big 'Spenser' fan
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
He was the perfect actor for that role. Great stuff.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
RENTERIA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
what happened to Garko? Dumb ass Bochy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
So, Panda goes to first, Uribe to third, Rent to shortstop?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
wait what?
Who is playing 1b? Panda to 1b? Uribe to 3rd? Rent to SS?
With malice towards the Dodgers
FUCKING EDGAR RENTERIA IS OUR PINCH HITTER!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
yeah
Gar will save us
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions
Good thing we took Garko out in the 7th.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
FIRST BASE DEFENSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Panda to First, Uribe to 3rd, Rent to SS?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions
Wow, just concede the game already bruce
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Time for Rally Dogz?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
I'm going to use that pic for leverage.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy needs to use Rent
1. Lefties can’t hit lefties
2. Double play situation
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions
TOLD YA
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
i laughed
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I completely missed Ishikawa coming in in the 7th
As did the Reds announcers. They were too busy explaining a flyout to right field
did they explain how to score it?
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Hit and run
Only solution
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
WOW WHO SAW THAT COMING FUCK YOU BRUCE BOCHY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I HATE MY LIFE
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
Of course
If you didn’t see that coming, you are Bruce Bochy
Matt Cain
Future Red Sox
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
Tim Lincecum
future yankee
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
yup
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
I bet Ishikawa would have at least struck out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FUCK YOU BRUCE. FUCK YOU IN YOUR EYESOCKET
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
But that’s what makes him a good manager, like Roger Craig!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy Broken Record!
I know you fail more than you succeed in baseball, but to fail in the exact same way so often???
TI!!!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions
If by ‘we’ you mean ‘Bruce Bochy’, then I agree.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Why Renteria, ishi could at least hit a sac fly
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions
Or strike out!
Either one would have been better.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
phuck.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
CALL TODD
66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Todd Benzinger?
Yeah, I’d rather he had hit than Renteria.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
So, I'm waiting for the game to finish so I can go to the gym
so by stretching this one out, the Giants are Literally killing me
doing the same!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Is Bruce
just stupid or fookin retarded? I mean, it’s not like Garko can hit lefties or anything. Oh wait?
by KingsForum.net on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions
Seriously, if you don't think Ishi is going to be able to hit a fucking fly ball
Don’t put him in as a defensive replacement for one inning.
Seriously
Or at least consider that the Reds probably have at least one LHP in your bullpen – if you aren’t willing to let him take an AB against one, THEN LEAVE GARKO IN.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
But! But! Defense! Defensive replacements are ALWAYS a good idea! Especially in a game when you might need a bat in the later innings.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
So freaking this.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that was fairly epic.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Renteria 4 Ishi..?
wtf? never
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Stellar job of management
:I swear, every new situation that arises seems to take Bochy by surprise.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
Who's @ first?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Oh, panda
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
Brought in as a defensive replacement
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
In the 6th inning!
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
yes it does
he is a dumbass
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
No, I’m pretty willing to believe that he actually put Ishikawa in as a defensive replacement in a tie game in the 6th inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It wasn't a tie game at the time...
…but Ishikawa’s defense wasn’t good enough to prevent the HR.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s done it before with Lewis and Velez.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I have a fairly strong feeling that he’s done it before. I didn’t check the gamelogs on that, though. Just my own spotty memory.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Defensive replacement for Garko the inning before.
by deuce deuce on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Defensive replacement
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy failed to realize he would also be an offensive replacement.
by baybruin415 on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
God damnit Bochy
that was just a stupid move
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions
Ishikawa actually has better numbers than Renteria against lefties
In 27 at bats, mind you.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Good enough for me
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
but you haven’t seen them yet
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG HE HAS GONE 3 FOR HIS LAST 9 HE'S SEEING THE BALL WELL
/SFGate commentor’d
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
I honestly think that
was the worst move Bochy has made ALL year. You have a bench FULL of players able to get a sac-fly and Bochy chooses the one who has the worst Slugging Percentage on not only the team – but most of Major League Baseball,
by Uncle Russel on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
yep
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Let’s pass a resolution. Cause i agree.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
my guess...
is he was thinking Rentereia was one of his faster available players and would be able to beat out the DP…
but anyone who thinks Renteria is still fast…well…I guess that guy’s Bochy….
Given Ishi’s three-foot head start, Rent might not even be faster to first
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
And weakened the defense at the same time. Perfect storm of mismanagement!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
You'll be happy to know...
That DP was the Reds “Jon Morrell Hot Dog Play of the Game”
66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
MMMM
jon morrell bacon
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions
NVM
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Did Cain get pulled?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
haha
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
wtf
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
Nix Nix on Nix
Gettin’ my Nix on.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH!!!!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SUCK IT REDS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
GOT HIM!!!!
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
?
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Paul Janish!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, in his pic on GameCast he does. Also, Nick Johnson’s GameCast pic looks like the inflatable pilot from Airplane! .
by oneflapdown on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
WIN THE FUCKING GAME YOU SHITS. WIN IT NOW. WIN THE FUCKINNNGGGG GAME
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
More coffee than cinnamon roll , methinks.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
needs a pork bun
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.... to come in and give a massage
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
ELI!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
You do NOT fuck with Eli Whiteside.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Getting thrown out to end the eighth? Wow, this manager is even worse than ours.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Give Masset the game ball, Dusty!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
w/ 2 outs, it’s a steal situation.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Our catchers nail all the runners in the yard.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
taking bets on how many innings cain pitches. i say 11 before bochy takes him out and puts in lewis because he feels bad for him
by russian.tank on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
109 pitches?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
109?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
uh
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL TROLL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
109
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/20/996470/gamethread-iv#19967107
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I hear he blocks the plate real well too.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
GIT IT DUN BRAZZZZ
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by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
That's about as likely
as a Giants hitter swinging at the first pitch.
by Every6thDay on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
that's admirable
given the abysmal state of the squad.
by Every6thDay on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
MAKE IT GO AWAY
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
scott’s packing
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
law blog!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
this
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
jean waists were that high that recently?
by shanghaijim on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes go for 1
Can’t wait for Wilson’s third game in a row…1 run lead.
by paboperfecto on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t the Giants have ten hits last night and only scored a run?
by deuce deuce on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
ROWNADS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Oh great, another hit.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Dusty Baker......
a man , a real man
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
no
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
RED COMMIE
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Invade Georgia Ohio
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
GREAT SCOTT
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I can understand Baker
If I stick a toothpick in my ear
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
Rally Young Karl Marx
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions
that, of course, is the current problem.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Freddie lou on deck
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
fark
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
FAILSIDE
66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
FAELI
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
SHIT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
THATS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
holy fuck
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Y’all still wanna say nice things about Whiteside!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
FAILSIDE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
This game might feature the most epic failing of the entire season.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
GO FRED
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
+1
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Rally war hole
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
and that's why Whiteside
has spent a career iun the minors
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
FREDEMPTION
FUCK THE HATERZ
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
FRED
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions
HITZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
He gets really nervous when that runner’s at second base.
by paboperfecto on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t we all.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
HERE COMES THE DOUBLE PLAY
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions
10 hits
1 run on a wild pitch K
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
YOUR SF GIANTS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Too bad Aurilia is "injured"
You know Bochy would love to use him as a PH here.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
VELEZBIANS UNITE!
HEET A DEENGUR
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Rally Ed Asner
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
married Steven Soderbergh and was never heard from again.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Rally Ed Koch
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Just got in
what’s the situation? are we winning the inning?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
so far…..
Until we find new and creative ways to fail.
by paboperfecto on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm wondering who we will hit the soft grounder to
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Boy of the Year three years running.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Jackie Gleason FTW!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Who's the Oompa Loompa?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
MIDGET BIAS
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t swing at the first pitch Zorak
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions
Daniel Ray Herrera
Seems like a lot of mass murderers have the double first name thing… Billy Ray, Bobby Joe…
I can't apolgize for his ignorance
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Everyone does
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Too late for rally
As I had to find and upload it. But oh well.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
MAC!
also, cute pic
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
why is there a picture of Grant and xanthan on your mantel?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, this was at a friends house
Or I’d make a joke about stealing howie’s gimmick.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Oh, look.
A first pitch out.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
FAIL
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions
FCUK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
bad luck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions
All our hopes are belong to uribe
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
500 , 000 FRANKENFRANKS
Name the band that played the party.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
WHA?????
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Remember when Eli Whiteside didn't get the bunt down
And it cost us the game?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions
fucking LOVE that movie
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Written & Directed by great American playwrite
John Patrick Shanley
by Giant Homer on Aug 20, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i am not arguing that with you
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Shanley is held at genius-level reverence in contemporary acting classes.
I find it funny (and Barton Fink-ish) that this is the film he made when he went to Hollywood.
i know he can get the job
but can he do the job?
seriously though, if you watch the movie like it’s a stage play, it makes [more] sense. To be sure it’s a flawed film, but the first reel is sheer genius.
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I just yelled FUCK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I just yelled LOVE
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FML
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions
Never use the Tom Hanks pictures again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Collin Hanks, only.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions
I just realized I hate baseball
Thanks for showing me the way, Giants.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
FUCK YOU TOM HANKS!!!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
i fucking hate this worthless craphole offense
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
Yes, I am begining to wonder whether the rally pictures and the Giants performance are wholly independent.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if we let him pitch…
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
stupid pix
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
18 innings....
2 runs….do we really think we can make the playoffs?
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
i won't make the playoffs
my October schedule is really full
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I won't make the playoffs
No one ever eats them and they just go to waste.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Post game recap
Giants avoid the sweep! Bobby “walkoff” howry gives up the winning HR in the bottom of the 9th.
There ya go, grant. I saved you some work
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
If it weren't for the pitcher named what you just did would have been pretty awesome.
But when you think about it any of them would be likely candidates.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
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by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WE HAD THE WRONG BOSOM BUDDY
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Game 6
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
no
that was the game during which I fucked your mom
she was terrible
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
CALLBACK!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
But, like Margaret Thatcher, was TOTALLY worth boning just to have the story to tell later.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
i love how Bochy always sets up the FAIL
Ishi would have caught that ball and probably have driven in the go ahead run
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
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