GameThread III
by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT
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Panda should been resting today too.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions
Moe moe moe moe moe moe
Mom, can I have moe money?
All Moe and no Moe makes Moe a Moe Moe.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
That play was not Velez' fault, BTW
yet again he bailed out a bad throw and saved 90 feet.
Just sayin.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
AGAIN
this, hater biznitches
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a full-blown velezbian
but I am experimenting a little. He’s been pretty solid
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
SOLID and VERSATILE
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty funny
that a pitcher is named homer
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
You see
one of the worst things a pitcher can do is give up a home run, which is sometimes shortened to “homer”. So to have a PITCHER named HOMER would be funny since that’s something a pitcher wants to AVOID.
Get it? I can’t apologize for your ignorance
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Just like the infield fly rule
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
John Balk
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't Bob Walk a pitcher?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Some , anyway.
This “one” thing is hilarious , especially when somebody says “playoffs”.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
But we’re in this thing! Kruk says so!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
PLAYOFFS?!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
funny
If Matt wants this decision, he’s gonna hafta throw a shutout
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
If Matt wants this decision, he’s gonna hafta throw a shutoutgive up a run
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Or crank a HR.
sigh
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
huh?
– sigh –
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, who would have thought Harang had thrown more pitches than Cain threw 4?
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions
Crazy
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
You don’t make friends with salad! You don’t make friends with salad! You don’t make friends with salad!
by oneflapdown on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s weird that it’s 10:45 in the morning and I’m listening to a Giants game in the 5th inning.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
It's 10:48
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
You’ll soon find out
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
You're both wrong
it’s 12:53
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
VERY loose dress code.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
high five!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
12 hour business lunches, aka, whatever I can find in the kitchen + booze.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
True
Mine run out in 2 weeks!
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
your welcome!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
mine runs out in October
But I have another (big) check coming from my MiLB.com gig, so that moneys will need to get me through for a while. Until someone takes pity on a poor jobless student and hires me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
better than pork barrel spending I guess
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
freelancing has it's benefits
unfortunately, benefits are not among them
Multi-Tasking!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
attababe
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I found in my house last night
A Rally Rag from 2002. Should I bring it to the next game or burn it?
Only if it hasn’t already been used.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
depends on what it was used for
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
RIP
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
cute!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
drunk dog is depressed about the giants
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
drunken dog is so weak that it is held down by towel.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE real veal
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
In a nice marsala wine sauce, maybe a few capers (the peppercorns, not the little adventures)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
HE'S FROM THE FUTURE!!!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
JIGAWATTS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
they need only tie every inning from here on out.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLFFENSE
66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
How did I miss the wild pitch?
I thought the game was tied!
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions
I can't apolgize for his ignorance'
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
racist
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Kelvin Pichardo. It seems like pitcher was built into his name.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
him too
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess any pitcher named Lance
Le lanceur in French means the pitcher.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
BOOF BONSER
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
There's a tennis player called elena smashnova
which is apt. APT!
The answer , Tina , is this...
…they’re happy to pitch to a catcher who doesn’t outpitch them on the throwbacks.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions
Oh great
The Reds announcers are going to teach us the origin of “6” for the shortstop.
How are you getting the game?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry.
You , ah , keeping an eye on the weather?
’Specially around the Bahamas? Or are you outside the path?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i'm good to go, outside the path
I live in Charlotte, we don’t get as much hurricane weather here.
do you know Jordan on the current "Big Brother"??????????
She’s from Cary or Matthews or someplace near Charlotte.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Good.
(straightens tie)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions
Remembering Euell Gibbons (not that YOU do , ya 'snappers)
“Ever eat a pine meat? Many parts are edible.”
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
He wore purple underwear
because he had Grape Nuts.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Only you , Yerroner.
Only you.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
CanOfCorndy Land
(alternate joke: Cand Land of Corn. I’m comfortable with my choice.)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Great for everybody…but the residents of the street. They can’t drive home.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve always wanted to know about the people who live on that stretch of Lombard.
by shanghaijim on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m picturing them up at the top of the board, drawing cards and hoping for the right color so they can get home.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
But they can walk drunkenly , with acid flashbacks.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I need to fin d an old Super 8mm videocamera.
I once drove it and taped it at the same time. No one was injured , at least not seriously.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
STFD
SWINGTHROUGH STUFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
“where’s the booze?”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
MATT
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions
The term “the big fellas are coming up” means something a little different when Kuiper is saying it about the Giants offense.
FAT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Protip: 1 run of offense per game probably won’t get you a win at Coors Field this weekend.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
It doesn’t seem like Cain has thrown that many pitches having given up so many hits.
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions
As I texted to the gentleman caller, the best part of waking up is Nate Schierholtz hitting third.
So I am late to the party. I’ve had a massive drama storm this morning.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions
Yay for the return of the gentleman caller!
When does he become your beau?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
We’re going to the Container Store Tuesday. He’s going to schlep a storage unit for me, and then we will have a meal at Counter Burger.
Did you happen to catch the glimpse of Andres Torres in the clubhouse after the win last week? I can’t recall which game it was, but my mom goes WHOA at the TV and I looked and there was Torres with very little clothing on.
I echoed her WHOA statement. In the good way.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I missed the partly unclothed Torres! Damn!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
He invited us to the gun show and kept his bling chain on.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I never would have pegged you for a containerdigger , Baroness.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I have contained myself.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Never.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
same dude of the stuffed panda fame?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
si
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Drama storm
Change the names of the innocent and give us details.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
It’s just family crap. I’m put in the middle, naturally. I’m feeling the need to tell everyone to STFU.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
oy como va!!!!!
hell ya!!!! i can’t wait for that bobblehead….carlos santana is awesome
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
oye
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
What are they doing to be annoying?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
randy bobblehead?
count me in…..im there
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Bobble Unit!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions
Juggernot
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions
1 pitch out, Nate?
That’s not going to be good.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I love me some one pitch outs!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions
bingo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
ask and you shall receive
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
time for a Panda Bomb
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions
or single
whichever comes first
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
If randy winn hits a HR here I will....
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
UHHHHH UMMMMM thats UHHHHH UMMMMM a UMMMMM nice UMMM piece of UHHHHH hitting
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
CLASSY!!!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions
Classy
And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.
"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."
Winnbag!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions
WOW
5 hit explozion!
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions
time for Garko to be more classy than a strikeout wild pitch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RANDY WINN
Professional hitter.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
Huh, this feels wrong. Too early.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
GAH
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions
Rally Britney Spears for President
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
I HAZ A BONER
CUZ PIE
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
one pitch outs are awesome!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
Do the Giants lead the world in one pitch outs?
by orange and black on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
weak shit
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
Man, the park is playing really big today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that was
sucktastic
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
Are you getting this, camera guy?
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
The germans make good stuff
/punches his girlfriend
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
"You don't have to cry anymore; have a good life now"
I don’t think the first time he said that was on camera.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I would have gone with a pirate statement with that picture.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
This is why
I have a dog
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
LAWSUITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
First question I get from patients during a consent is; “Can I sue?”
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
the Parsa ads are not about suing. Not litigation.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see the ads you talk about
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
the ad that was on just before Natto posted is a lawyer ad that is not about suing.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
when people lose a lot of money they tend to blame someone else.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Opportunistic.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
what about those of us that played Runescape
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Nerds!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
whew
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions
Holy shit. I just zoned out and missed like 3 innings
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Go back to zoning out
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Laynce Nix again? Fuck this guy.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
well, we’ll start over then
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
fuck
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
How do teams do that? One swing = runs?
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
I BLAME MEROPE
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Gonna go buy stuff from the list of 20 things my 2nd grader needs for school next week, plus get the two kids new soccer cleats, shin guards and soccer balls.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
yes
and the Giants lost it
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
SCORE SOME RUNS GIANTS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions
That literally hit the very top of the wall. Fuck.
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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Nah, i think it hit the grass over the wall
And our minds played tricks on us all.
Didnt you hear?
Cain hits dingerz
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Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
XANTHAN HAS DECODED NOSTRADAMUS
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Shawon disapproves
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Or did you mean....
time towin andheadtofor Coors
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
sumone please tell Crabtree.....
SUCK IT!!!!
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
poor kid
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
muy cute.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey , you might have something there.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
This is the rally inning
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
WHY COULDN’T HE HAVE DONE THAT WITH THE BASES LOADED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
COLORIST!
wait, power or powder?
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
run_dingerz.exe
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions
ELI!
Now watch him sit at second the rest of the inning.
/reverse jinx
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
I know, but that sounds so wrong
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
C’mon Velez! Have lunch at Dingerman’s Deli!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Thank god OUR Can of Corn is way above average.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I really want to like Michael Crabtree but he’s making things difficult.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions
GRRRR
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by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Is there new news?
Just wondering why he’s being mentioned so much
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by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
FAIL
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions
GTFO
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
OK my velez love is waning
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FUCK
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions
BAH Why did we ever give Velez another chance?
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Because he was smacking the shit out of the ball.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
DAMN IT, ZORAK!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
FU FBAL
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
MY SUSPICIONS ARE VALID
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
I want to say xanthan was right
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Hilarious. You made the correct prediction earlier, but it is totally negated by this statement.
XANTHAN WAS WRONG
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
DO U STILL BELEEVE IN VELEZ?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
If i may paraphrase Barney Frank...
On what planet do you spend the majority of your time?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
It only furthers there argument the Sen Dems are elitist
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
PROTIP
Barney Frank isn’t a Senator.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
Definitely. Definitely elitist enough to spell "their" correctly
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m ok with them being elitist if it’s in reference to ridiculous derailing tactics like those.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And not just the tactic, but the actual content of what she was saying.
That stuff needs to be confronted more.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they way he did it though was wrong. I admittedly do not know the right way though.
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
COMMIE NAZI
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
No evidence that he is into disco
I don’t think inviting Earth Wind & Fire to the White House qualifies.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
A woman asked Rep. Allen Boyd at a health care town hall if reform would force people to let the government access their bank accounts. “That’s not true,” the Florida Democrat responded. “When someone sends you something on the Internet that sounds crazy, how about just checking it a little bit?”
I R 5
by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions
XANTHAN WUZ RITE
(about the no runs, not about the Uribe saving anything)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Buster Posey on the right.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
fuck these fucking fuckers
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions
How sad is it
That Uribe has had our best plate approach by FAR today.
Nate has two hits
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions
HARD HITTING BASEBALL ANALYSIS
Maybe Velez & Uribe aren’t the best 1-2 lineup combo.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
I thought you believed in Velez.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I am beginning to think we may need to upgrade our offense
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions
All Velez had to do is not do what he did
And instead he tried to go yard and popped up.
even BABE RUTH popped up sometimes
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
lol hotlink warning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m sick of Velez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he’s always said nice things about you, though
"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
yay no more Harang
now our guys can embarrass themselves against the Reds pen!
With malice towards the Dodgers
No wild pitch.
Not Giants fault.
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions
class
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lotta suck there , too.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Later, he'll be using this
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm losing my appetite for lunch
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
I skipped the appetite and went straight to the losing my lunch.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
If by some miracle the Giants get past the Rox, how the hell are they going to compete with decent teams?
by orange and black on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions
sssh you , this is dreamtime. Back to your nap blanket.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Jeez, bloop bloop.
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Paging 311...
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
This is stupid
We are getting ground attacked ourselves!
Did he just say broson arroyo is pinch running?
that snapped me out of my reverie
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Or a K, either way
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
STFD STUBBS
LOL RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SHINY TRANNIES FRIGHTEN DEAR
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Singles? Tradem for dingerz!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice pitch I guess
Seemed like it caught a lot of the plate though.
SIT, Stubbs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
SPEED ON THE BASES
AMIRITE?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions
I am. Boy was my high school baseball coach disappointed when he got a slow, light hitting first baseman to go with my name.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Arthur Rhodes
Still alive, somehow.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
SMALL TOY FIGURINE DESTRUCTION
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Smelling today's f'in' disaster.
Oh , right. Positive.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
DEFEAT THE RED COMMIES!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions
If there's a rain delay...
then no, he does not come back out.
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
I’ll see your epic fail and raise you one!
by Duelling Brandos on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions
HA HA!!! What kind of team has 2 guys on base with 1 out and doesn't score any??? HA HA HA
Heh. Sigh.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
LET'S GO, YOU DICKS
score some runs
if you can’t do it with the help of Rally Homer, i don’t know what to tell you
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
are you fucking shitting me?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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