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It was nice of the Giants to not score runs while on my way to work so that I wouldn't miss anything, but it was entirely unnecessary.



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STOP THE OTHER TEAM, SQUADRON

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

IKR

it’s been like that for a week. It’s terrible

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Madden on Chronicle Live?

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m so glad we didn’t try to claim Harang off waivers.

by Evan on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants look sleepy this morning…… time to re-introduce “greenies” to the clubhouse

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

BRRROONNNNNSSSSOONNN

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know its too early when the program you change to in the commercials is “The Price is Right”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

They didn’t score b/c Molinas feelings would be hurt if they left him out

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Reds

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

ELITIST CAFFEINE

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE 0-2 HITS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Why don’t we get any of those?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because WE play like gentlemen.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow Uribe was playing way far over

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

And it didn’t look like he really tried to get to the ball. “Meh – too hard”.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s protecting his team from Cueto’s arm.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

technically, it is still attached.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not finished.

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL at the people sneaking this at work.

You’re horribly , horribly cursed.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

im way more productive with gamecast on

by jobrien9 on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I’m not sneaking it.

by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL at the people watching this with clothes on.

You’re horribly , horribly dressed.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty much doing it openly.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also this Rosales guy is fucking annoying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Can’t find the video of him eating shit at 1B

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT MATT

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on, Matt, this lineup fucking sucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like hits when our team isn’t the one getting them.

by Wazl on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

ruh-roh

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Give up less hits bro

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d like first-half-of-the-season Matt Cain back, please.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Tim too

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG THE ACE IS NOT PICKING UP SLACK

by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim has a 2.49 ERA in the second half

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT BETTER OK

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S NOT PITCHING LIKE A CY YOUNG CONTENDER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

CANT GET THE AWRD NOW ITS OVER

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was really great for the first three starts of the second half too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Regression

It’s a bitch.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

1st pitch strikes are only fun when they result in outs, Matt, so get this guy out.

by Wazl on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Why is every fair trade coffee so acidic?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

ELITIST

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE PRETENTIOUS SPANISH COFEE

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

DP DP!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

0-2.. hitter's count

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I must be a lousy baseball fan; I’ve never heard of Craig Tatum

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never heard of 1/3 of the Reds.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never heard of 5/6 of the Mets

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop grooving 0-2 pitches, geez

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Normally I would have wished for a double play there….. but with Velez manning second I think pop flys are the bees knees

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

More rhyming posts please.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

please be good Matt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Please don’t show that replay again. Thanks

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Nate is now batting .302

Empty BA my ass

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

kinky

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather not, thanks.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think thats happening

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like .302/.330/.450. not exactly empty but not very full either

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

kinda like Rowand when Rowand isn’t sucking

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s OBP is usually a bit higher, I think, but more or less.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

the SLG is there.

I still worry he’ll get exposed with that approach.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perv

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

schweet.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Phew

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Infield grounders make me extremely nervous

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

Pitching out of jams

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

plz? lolz.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

HarrRANG-G-G!!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

7 two-strike counts

One strikeout. That’s pretty bad.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

TRADE HIM FOR HARDY

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO SWING THROUGH STUFF!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You'll feel better with the token run.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO SWING THRU STUF!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Whiteside...

whatchoo doin uptown?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

nice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

chasin’ all our women around, obviously

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait…Krukow went to Woodstock??

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Krukow has been everywhere!

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woodstock 99

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol Whiteside

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

nobody is getting close to those high FBs

by thevaultsky on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Slowest bat ever?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Kurt Manwaring?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie’s walkup?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was like the best swing we’ve had all game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, who would have guessed Harang would have been “on his game” today against the Giants? I am shocked, SHOCKED.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

SF Giants - your pitching SLUMPBUSTER.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez would make quite the slumpbuster.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...just wow.

Not even if I close one eye and squint with the other…man , he’s Otis Nixon’s kid brother.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

let's go, Zorak

take advantage of Great American Smallpark

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

like sunday morning

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah we’re not going to score today, sorry Matt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

sigh

hope we can tie them this inning

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

/weeps

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Sorry Cain, but you will have to settle for the no decision like the rest of the Giants starters.

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

you want decision? three dollar!
no decision for you!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

can i have the crab bisque, at least?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it's Dave Simms

Then yes, he’s an absolute abomination. You should hear the vitriol up here.

by woomikee on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't know much about them

but they seriously suck now, almost as bad as the white sox announcers

by sfoakbay on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

L.I.B.

No MLB-TV l.a.g.!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Giants have scored runs in 4 out of 22 innings so far at this bandbox of a ballpark.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah. It’s not really AT&T’s fault that we can’t hit dingerz

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Wow

I just got an e-mail from a guy whose name is, no joke, Drew Gutentag.

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Tell him good day from me

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Far Eastern time zone?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

jaj, zehr gud.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

hang

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

This game isn’t fun.

by Wazl on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Drew Stubbs is a stupid name.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Game just got prettier

RUNS > GAMS

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

This game is ruining my mourning

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

meh

not surprising though

by sfoakbay on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should think it would be just the thing if mourning is what you’re after.

by taliesin on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The outlook isnt looking promising

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

6-4-3-6-4-3-6-4-3

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

That didn’t look good

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Matt is just making me nervous all over the place today

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

RATED

CLASSy

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

OMG PHEW

/heart attack

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Cain isn’t fooling anyone, today. Ugh

by orange and black on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

whew.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: Ordered a dozen bats today

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

“You didn’t light a match?”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its a fail-off

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Phillips out of the game?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Why aren't the Reds hitters more nervous when stepping against Cain????

Did they not see the highlight from his last start????

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

they saw the highlights from his last start against the reds

by sfoakbay on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed...

would love to see some pitches high and tight and get them thinking about it at least

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow that Jack in the Box commercial was kind of gross.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

It should have said “Somebody’s getting their fiber, or eating a lot of Jack in the Box”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chipotle or Jack in the Box?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I guess I know J-Pon’s answer.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

correct answer.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

El Pollo Loco

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Darn you Californian!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE Chipotle

But when two fully loaded burritos and something to wash ‘em down with clears $25 it’s time for a reality check.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chipotle, give Ronald your money.

gully

by DanRed on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chipotle

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that there’s Chipotle Vodka now.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Extra Mile guy sounds like someone I’d punch in the face.

by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t imagine you punching someone in the face.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

NATTO SMASH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah , it's hard to PICTURE.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about Flying Crane Kicking someone in the face?

by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you’re just so calm!

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

2b out too?

If we can’t beat this AA lineup with cain… we are screwed.

by Docter419 on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Their lineup is similar to ours

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-1

Brace yourselves

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

WHAT WHAT WHAT??!!?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Most Hilarious Album Cover Ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

you are correct

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

URIBE JUST CHEATED THE GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

I’D RATHER WATCH THE MAILMAN

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for walks!

by Wazl on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

This is the rally inning

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

OMGBASERUNNER

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Uribe...

leadoff walks are good!!!!

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

I like Uribe

It seems like he knows what to do at the plate depending on where he is in the lineup

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

you funny

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Positive Thursday

during every thursday game, we force ourselves to say nothing but positive things for the entire game down here. it’s a godawful but fun experience. try it sometime, see if you can make it a whole inning, let alone a game.

by mlb22 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

lol, wut?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, sure. Pick THURSDAYS for it because it's the day with the fewest games.

Not very confident in your confidence, are you?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confident there will be scoring at the game.

I just don’t know which game that will be…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

COOL

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

OMG BASERUNNERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Should have been a pinch hitter

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

The Juggernate is unphaseable.

gully

by DanRed on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I love Nate

really really love Noate

by Gobi65 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it just me or does uribe look better at SS then Renteria?

by Docter419 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

let's go, Paul

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell is this Nate guy in the lineup?

by Snof on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

who?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

B SURE TO BENCH HIM BRUCE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo: Deliver us.

by Wazl on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Rally Creepy Album Cover

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

great album, though

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Would you like some grapes?”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pancakes

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Computer Blue

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

GAME. BLOUSES.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone dipped a dwarf in pubic hair

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take a strike, swing at a ball.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

who saw that coming?

a good game from Nate?

oh that’s right, everybody.

by kornstar2004 on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Pabloso is due…

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was strike 3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

The giants get 1 bad fall for them for every 10 calls against

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like for Pablo to get a hit.

by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

i am amenable to this

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

sadly

Pablo was not

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You will get nothing and like it.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Pablo just took that pitch

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Meh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

that was also a ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

bad panda

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I wish his name was Renteria so we could be mad at him.

by baybruin415 on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

This is the part where Randy Winn gets a hit.

I hope.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

RALLY BEST PICTURE EVER

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

\m/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when Randy takes a ball and already starts kicking at the dirt before the catcher even catches it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Classy

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

lolRibe

listen to Flannery, dipshit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF URIBE?

Why did you stop??

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

the rightfielder was playing rover

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flem indicated the throw was way off line.

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."

by Kitspool on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the replay, it wasn’t too bad. It would have been a close play.

by deuce deuce on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flannery was hoping to get Uribe thrown out at home for the lolz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

WHY DIDN’T YOU RUN, URIBE??

by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

lol fatslow

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate station to station

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m always nervous when the Giants have the bases loaded.

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

STOP CLOGGING THE BASEPATHS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, they wont score

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh ye of such realistic faith

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

bases juiced for the garkmeister

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

DO SOMETHING POSITIVE, GARKO

by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

time for a Garko Slam

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Gark gark, gark gark gark.

by furikawari on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I would not mind a ball hit over over a wall out of the infield in this situation

by furikawari on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY REDS

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

how are you gentlemen

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

What Happen?

Somebody set us up the bomb.

by Chub Feeney on Aug 20, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harang looks kind of like an uglier and less lovable Little Steven.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Be the ball Ryan

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

you do drugs, Ryan?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

every day sir

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

run dingerz.exe

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Come on Garko

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

this is your destiny garko

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Love Garkos approach now hit one out!

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

ha

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

GARK ME BABY!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

gark me like my back ain’t got no bone.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant only FOR SF…the excitement of the WP threw me off.

by baybruin415 on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

FEAR OF THE GARK

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, that works, I guess.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

yay

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

fail success

success fail?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Smiling facepalm

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

nicely done garko

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Ummm…alright. I’m fine with that, I guess.

by Wazl on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

A strikeout, wild pitch, and a run. Only in a Giants game.

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

jeez, calm down

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

base was occupied

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

no dropped 3rd if there’s a man on first.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless there are 2 outs.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

30 years of following baseball and I did NOT know that.

Classic Giants to score on a WP/K.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt know that either

i figured since everyone moved up he could then take 1st

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know anybody could NOT know this.

by loonyfringe on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop

being

a dick

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to apologize for your ignorance.

by loonyfringe on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

will you apologize for being an asshole?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with the sudden invasion of flaming douche-rockets on this site?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop

being a douche.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

you

ass

hole

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you're kind of an ahole

I bet this happens like 3 times a year, if that.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because the bags were full.

by deuce deuce on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol good job getting out of the way at the very last minute, Garko.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Just like they teach it at Stanford—WP K Run scored.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

RALLY

Giants style

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

DO SOMETHING COOL, SCOTT

by deuce deuce on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Why cant he go to 1st there?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Occupado

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

There wasn’t an open base until Uribe came home. Can’t just wait for a base to open

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFU man

don’t be a dick

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The reason is, BTW

That otherwise catchers would intentionally drop third strikes to start a double play.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the infield fly rule.

by loonyfringe on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just as common, right?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

There it is , the token run.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Johnny Drama!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Let’s do something legendary Mr. Thizz Face.

gully

by DanRed on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

supa sic wid it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

time for another Whiteside Slam

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside grand slam!

by papajoelius on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

whiteside hits grand slams

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey Hey

I remember what happened the last time they walked to get to Eli.

by furikawari on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

The other team screws up first!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE SLAM

I’M CALLING IT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

GRAND SLAM WHITESIDE TIME

by Natto on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

A Whiteside Grand Slam again?

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Cecil Cooper doubts the wisdom of this move.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahah

walking Scott

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

TFHTRI!!!!!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

DO IT ELI

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

TAKE A RIDE ON THE WHITE SIDE.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

FU Whiteside. You should have swung at the first pitch.

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside

do that thing you did in houston

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

SHOW US THE MAGIC, ELI

by deuce deuce on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the Epic Fail…

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHITESIDE IS A BETTER HITTER THAN MOLINA AMIRITE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I gotta say

everytime I look at the statline and see the .270 OBP of Molina, I think Whiteside HAS to better.
Then I watch him bat.

FREE STEVE HOLM.

Giants would probably add another win this season if they put Pablo at C and Uribe at 3B.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

harang is an ugly, ugly man.

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I wish that had been Steve Holm.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Pinch Hit Freddie! Panda to C, Velez to SS, Uribe to 3B

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d go along with that. it’d be funny, but I can live with it for a game.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velez to SS

Velez to SS
Velez to SS
Velez to SS
Velez to SS
Velez to SS
Velez to SS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you didn’t mean it but I thought the horror of the idea deserved a few repetitions.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am really bad this sometimes

I R 5

by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ TO SS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

classic giants baseball

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Beggars can’t be choosers, I suppose.

by deuce deuce on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

OK.

Now Matt can REALLY GO AFTER THOSE HITTERS , lol…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

What a rally! Striking fear into the Reds! Ha

by orange and black on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

couple of weeks…

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Over .300 in AAA now…beast.

by thevaultsky on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law called him the second best prospect in minors at the moment.

by jctGamer on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Behind ?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Wallace?

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was Heyward #1?

gully

by DanRed on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait…does that made MadBum #1

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

+ make & a ?

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

are we counting strasburg?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good Point – I guess he is #1 now

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

you think?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

What – until he is catching for team USA?

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARG!

Who else gets the bases loaded with only one out and can only score on a wild pitch?

by Docter419 on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

GOOGLEFAIL

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY CAIN WHY

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

so many singles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

yay higher whip

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

popflypopflypopflypopflypopflypopfly – sorry don’t really trust FBAL with the pivot

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Laynce Nix...meet Cla Meredith.

Work it out , fellas. Please.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

lolz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reds are just quaking in their boots in the box.

by orange and black on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude. Uribe.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

nice play fatty

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh , the imagery.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job juano

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Another 1-0 game.

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s not gonna be trouble with sure hands Uribe on the case.

gully

by DanRed on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Renteria doesnt come close to that

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

d’oh!

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, what the fuck was that???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. Panda.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

facepablo

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

PABLO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, Velez Fail

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Can’t really blame Velez.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

this, bitches.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW GOOD JOB

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

FUCK, pablo!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Pandas still tired

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

whoa, we only needed one. go to first

by thevaultsky on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

well, no problem then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Well that’s ok then, I suppose.

by deuce deuce on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

That a boy, Velez. Just go to first.

by 49er16 on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

This game is not funny.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WON THAT INNING GUYS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I like how deliberate Velez was with his throw to first just now. Nice and easy.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

i got my carlos bobblehead ticket....

got yours? $30

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Well we got a run

Now the offense will quit the rest of the day

by Docter419 on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

so programmers: is there any task more boring than notating your code for someone else to look over later?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

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