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The old thread worked pretty well

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

remember the prophecy

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m Philling good about this game.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball's a funny sport

Sanchez is 2 for 4 (nice), but the best ball he hit all day was an out. Happens every day in this game

by NeifiChicken on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

you gotta elevate your line drives. better swing on the double in my opinion.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That double was crushed.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the old thread had RUNZ!

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

old thread diarrhea?

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pretty fond of that last thread

This one will be just as good, I’m sure.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ Kid in LF

He was so pissed when the Phils LF didnt give him the ball

by NeifiChicken on Aug 2, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was funny. I think he threw something or pretended to throw something.

by kimmyg on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that we’re doing this on national TV

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The Phils broadcast is national?

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf 95 from Sergio??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Throwing seeds.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They brought back the Schmidt factor?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol it’s funny to read the game thread at philaphans.com…as soon as the Phillies start losing it just devolves into pure infighting

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROMO FELL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not funny if he’s hurt.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

romo just fell over.
SHIT HE LIMPS

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo fell down throwing that pitch.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf Sergio, don’t fall down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh Romo

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh noes, hopefully romo is ok

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, I hope he’s ok.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Romo falling down (if he’s ok)

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Pedro Feliz

High fastballs. Around his skull.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Felez when he was with the giants whiffed at so many high fastballs it made his and most fan’s heads spin.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. he swung at slop in the dirt

by khenderson on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

both if my memory serves.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

…at is skull…. no

by khenderson on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franchez thinks its more fun to hit when you have a chance of winning.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s no “i” in Madson!

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, Pedro is trying to kill Whiteside.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Romo and Medders have a role reversal?

by kezargiants on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders and Affeldt in the bullpen

Two criminals from friday friday night… lol

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT GARKO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK GARKO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy will do it next inning…Garko is due up in the bottom half

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolarko

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that runner is going to score

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good grief.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

fubarko

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ugggggh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabes must've missed that in the scouting report.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo has been very unlucky lately

by superk1ng on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, so there’s a lead.
and defense helps preserve leads.
and the LHP is no longer in the game…

so no ishikawa?

by sayheybk on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FNG

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not groko Garko

by khenderson on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Defensive replacement time

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

damn tell us what you really want please

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Garko hits...

probably Ishii time on the double switch

by NeifiChicken on Aug 2, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko needs direction in his life. He needs something greater to strive for. He needs… a father. This is my official Garko adoption petition.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

takes what, four years?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have serious psychopathic issues. I like to blow things up and I hate our government. I am a communist and a quarter each Russian, Cuban, Venezuelan, and North Korean. And I was raised by Lebanese terrorists. Do i pass?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's OK

We just have to hold out until Brian Wilson comes in!

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was scary

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh i seriously need to go over to that board again and check out the reaction

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

resisting… urg… to taunt Phillie fans…

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR in Philadelphia

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why? I think it makes the game more fun that every park is different

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s baseball. i love it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T is a fair park

it only looks ridiculous to Philly because they play in a midget park

by superk1ng on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what im actually talking about

the parks that are a crazy hitters advantage

by jobrien9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It needs to be at least . . . three times bigger!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't looked at the numbers...

But it feels like AT&T is sort of a reverse Polo Grounds; bad for homers, good for doubles and triples (especially to lefties).

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hitters park

but you’re right…. good for singles, doubles, triples but bad for home runs.

by superk1ng on Aug 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Polo Grounds was a good park for triples.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TLC wants to give it its own reality series.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frisbee

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

some hard hit balls there

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I adopt David B. Flemming?

by aaroncallagher on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If you search for “Adoption”, you’ll probably find the master list in a fanpost.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR in Philly

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That works for me

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

little scary there, Romo

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Garko has to hit a HR to make up for the fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning brought to you by AT&T Park and HOK Stadium Designs.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

premature playoff question

If the wild card winner has a better record than the team they play, who gets home field?

by UnstoppableTurtle on Aug 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The division winner.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately, home field matters not to The Enchanter!

Away ERA: 2.45, 77 IP, 92 K

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobbahyead

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

Don’t pitch Romo at the Philly Bandbox.

Would have given up 2 HR’s that inning.

by NHL84 on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies go to Philly next sweeeeeeet

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait to get that bubbahead

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Are those pre-game comments?

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I’ve been following their game thread and it’s fucking pitiful.

Not to mention they’re idea of a funny picture is some kind of Revolutionary War commentary cartoon.

by Uncle Russel on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Grant

their fans are just as passionate, if not more, but you need a Grant to bring people together

by NeifiChicken on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVERRATED

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They suck

I’ve been watching it too, and there’s practically nothing. Pathectic…

by crazedcrustacean on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I said fans...

I meant Philly fans in general, not them

by NeifiChicken on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G doesn’t look like a nurse to me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly. She just looks regular cute, but nothing like a nurse. I thought she was scrubs or a naughty nurse’s outfit or something.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it's an inside joke

because I don’t understand what they’re talking about

by superk1ng on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s like, wearing a regular white button up shirt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

its just because she is wearing white. they are old dudes in a male dominated career and don’t realize how uncomfortable those comments make women feel when they are way outnumbered.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are other places on the internet where Phillies phans commiserate, I believe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winning breeds complacency

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, Paul Konerko Bat.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

nurse amy. Lol.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nurse is about the least sexy profession to me

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Cleaning up puke, helping patients use bedpans, changing dressings… hot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont forget the blood

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a pretty gross job.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a maid

They clean people messes. Makes no sense

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, my grandmother is a nurse, and so was my grandmother-in-law. That’s not sexy.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like there’s generational thing here. Older guys are way into nurses.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

To that generation nurses were pretty and wore white skirts. To me, nurses look like my aunt and wear baggy clothes.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granted, then there are male nurses, who have more amateur porn appearances than a profession should

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, it’s so true. Most of the murses wear fanny packs, which is just hilarious.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, this

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom’s a nurse and she spent a good amount of time trying to convince me I should go into it too but ugh, so gross.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s good money with really good benefits. A friend’s wife is a nurse and she loves it.

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Often crazy hours, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is definitely true.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn’t be against it or anything, I’m just kinda squeamish.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a tough gig and all the nurses I’ve work with have had really short tempers.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife dressed as a nurse for halloween once

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha best comment from that phillies board:
“If we have to play on a park where HRs are hard to hit, we just will not fare well.”

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sucks not being able to hit pop fly homeruns in your own tee-ball park.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh Garko

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

A grown man hit that ball

by m34josh on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko is really fitting in nicely

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GaLOLrko

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

TI finishes out the game?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

I go out for a couple hrs and we’re up 4. Sweet!

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Go out again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s thirty bucks, I hear The Hurt Locker is a good movie

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

I’ll brb, though a Mariners fan at Safeway got in my face for wearing Giants gear…

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fublarko

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler Walker calls the 57 degree weather “downright tropical”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

as he lays out on the docks of pier 39?

by khenderson on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team looks nothing like......

those pretenders we saw after the break….

go giants…

by Timmy Cain on Aug 2, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That other team returns tomorrow…We’re back on the road

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Hampton pitching tomorrow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And so is Sanchez who is 0-8 on the road

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain’s pitching tomorrow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad its Cain tomorrow

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we still have our weird Minute Maid park ju-ju?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what could have changed between then and now….hmmmm….we’ll probably never know

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARRY ZITO SECOND HALF MACHINE

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing “Take me out…” on the kazoo on TV means you’ve been hammerd at least 4 innings.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

or it means you need to be attacked with a hammer for the next 4 innings

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain deliberately raising his FIP
“It’s nice to strike out a lot of guys, but I figure I waste a lot of pitches,” Cain said. “You try to find different ways to get guys out quicker where maybe you don’t have to exert as much energy.”

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He spent the winter studying under the tutelage of Pai Mei

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

will never get old

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pic makes me want to give another man a hug like I never have before

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously hurt for him every time I see this picture.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit what was the context of that picture?

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone wanted to talk to Mark Sweeney after the amphetamines thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Mark Sweeney was getting attention after the whole Bonds/locker issue

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the contents of Mark Sweeney’s locker

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ie cain ain’t exactly jealous in that photo.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

get back on the mound, Madson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like everyone is hitting the ball harder than usual, except the usual suspects

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

2

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

double switch with ishi

i don’t feel comfortable with gark at first

by yogidogi on Aug 2, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

id pay 2 c

a Molina, Garko, Renteria footrace around the bases

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Timmy Cain on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Can JT Snow run, too?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Did someone steal that Velez Bible? I can’t find it anywhere!”

“Sir, it got….picked off”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

so medders?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES MEDDERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES, PLEASE.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

RECTUMFACE

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

MEHDDERS

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shane Victorino

has an unfortunate rectum face.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, that should be the name of a Facebook group or something.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

by popular demand

Garko sits in shame

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Victorino you suck

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RECTUMFACE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope you enjoyed your All Star break, rectum face.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Rectum Face is more proper.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD SUCKTORINO

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually wrote his name in as “Rectumface” in my scorecard last night.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

/terrorist fist bump

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT RECTUMFACE!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Phillies fans I swear to God.
I’ll keep talking, because I know my team will get hot again, especially heading into September. You guys beat Lopez, who’s in the bullpen now, Blanton(who just got outdueled by the best pitcher in the NL), Hamels(who can’t seem to get into a groove this season)…

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah what?

“YOU ONLY BEAT TWO OF OUR THREE BEST PITCHERS!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets not speak too soon here

i’ve gotten myself some tough jinxes with b-weezy

by yogidogi on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was playing the part of the Phillies fan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he could stand to STFU

by itlynstalyn on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for summing that up, dude.

by Uncle Russel on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they’re clear about Timmy.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut? So it’s our fault that their pitching sucks more than our offense?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving the ballpark last night, some Phillies fans were trying to talk shit about how the Giants’ two runs came on sac flies. HOW MANY SAC FLIES DID YOUR GUYS GET, LOSER? OH, THAT’S RIGHT. NONE.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They missed Cain, we missed Moyer and Happ

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NOES! Not Jamie Moyer!!!

by Uncle Russel on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Philly fans…

by shark94112 on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

S
T
F
D
Rectumface.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I've lived in Seattle for 2 months now

They really don’t seem to like bay area folk up here.
“Hi, I just moved here from SF”
“F off, grumble grumble”

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

a lot of the people who do that are originally from CA, too

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my experience that the Seattleites who complain about California transplants are usually from the east coast.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they had an influx at one point due to job market or housing costs or something, and they’ve probably grown tired of us

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad, Seattle is a nice city, situationally. Probably just sore because its importance might be slipping away before it actually got a chance to settle in.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want to visit Seattle

can you rec any nice attractions?

by yogidogi on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far

I’ve been downtown, and to the Seattle Center where the Space Needle is and IMAX. It’s a nice city but people don’t seem to be very friendly up here.

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start dressing in a “grunge” style. Flannel…ripped jeans..and walk around be all “Hey, can anyone help out a fellow Seattleite?”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget to have a cup of starbucks in your hand.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on it, I already learned to blast Pearl Jam while driving everywhere.

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked browsing around the fish market when I was there a couple of years ago. Also took one of those ferries to Bainbridge Island just to see Puget Sound and whatnot.

Also, drove out several hours to do some hiking on Mt. Rainier.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to live in Portland, and would come up here to visit the San Juans. It’s probably my second favorite spot next to the SF Bay, and Sonoma where I’m from.

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinx.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well second favorite spot on the west coast

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bainbridge is nice, but the San Juan Islands are much nicer. They’re a lot further from Seattle, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn’t actually disembark on Bainbridge, just went right around for moar pickchers.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just went to their equivalent of Chinatown and ate myself silly.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it didn't matter

but what the leaping ball sack did Velez think he was doing, stopping that with his barehand?

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders is pretty mediocre

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And he looks like a farmhand from the 30s called Zeke.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he keeps his ERA low

should be good trade bait in the offseason

by superk1ng on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Kline: He’s pretty ok

by kezargiants on Aug 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a bad feeling

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, nice.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Hamil is awesome as the Joker, though.

by DINGERS.EXE on Aug 2, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a really good voice actor.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a much better voice actor than actor

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

please affeldt throw strikes today!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Medders return to his rightful place at the back of the bullpen.

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

someone who can get GIDP please.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

wassameddersu?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

stebbbuuuu… stebuuuuuuuu

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right, Jon’s off ESPNing. So radio has the color commentary of J, uh … T … Snow?

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speedy oil change and tuneup

TWSS

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK!

So instead of stepping on their throat, Bochy brings in the bottom of the Giants pen.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 2, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt better turn it around today

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN UTLEY

NASTY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

absolutely filthy

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The Ump Reaction..Awesome.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it when they’re all dramatic about it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always the best.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Naked Gun. Awesome!

by m34josh on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so how does Franchez look in a giants uniform?

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 2, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

savage

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

its gamer dirty and it looks like he’s played here for years.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franchastic

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

knight in shining armor

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Chase!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. THat was an interesting strikeout dance by the ump.

by shark94112 on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

His people use that dance to implore the gods for a fortuitous end to the game.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD good hitter.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

do a little dance.
make a little love.
SIT DOWN TONIGHT.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HOWARD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy spoke in class today

by justhangin on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooh but the Phillies unleashed a lion!

Gnashed his teeth and bit Amy G’s breast, how could I forget?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard fail today.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Affeldt.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

good song.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

COOL!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

can i please get a F*&^ YES?

4 a 6-1 homestand…..

GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Timmy Cain on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Game’s not over yet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet … not yet …

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies hitters....

Are showing their true capabilities in a park bigger than my backyard.

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

its like the parents came out and told the teenagers to stop trashing the T-Ball yard. And they are all upset because they can’t hit HRs anymore.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy’s kid was really adorable at the family softball game yesterday too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

There was a family softball game yesterday?

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, all the little kids ran around the field for awhile and then they kind of all got a chance to hit wiffleballs. It was pretty cute.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so true. i dug little merkin too, that kid has a serious ’do goin on.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes you wonder if Panda would have 30 in Philly

by justhangin on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

45

He’s hitting 27/28 here

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d have 30 already if he played in Philly.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

On that note, what happened to Feliz’s power?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Started walking instead

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i meant as of today

by justhangin on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLMETS

Garland CG 2 runs.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NO LEADERS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

how could I have forgotten. was that this season or last season?

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was June of this year, maybe May.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I'LL FIGHT YOU! LIKE A MAN!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Eyre sighitng.

by Uncle Russel on Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fact: Eyre is not a big fan of Bernie Madoff

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jane…

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bill Ayers.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLside

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HA! Whiteside ground attack!

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is thrown out by 25 feet on that one.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

where the fuck was Feliz playing?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Might have been Freddie’s mole

by nataku on Aug 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably the hit the edge of the lip.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TI’s shades are frigging bad-ass.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good slide to break it up.,

by shark94112 on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh..That series in Philly is not going to be fun

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat’s or Geno’s?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

our pitching staff is not built for that park

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

flyball pitchers? oh boy.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

every single starter

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WhiteSlides

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

although he gets little respect, its hard to overstate how rare Panda’s performance is for a 22 yr old

by justhangin on Aug 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought he was acting.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That hit him, ump!

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice acting, Velez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

totally hit him…would the trainer be out if it didn’t…horrible call

by kezargiants on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pour some water on it and get back on the pitch

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely hit him.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per MLBTRADERUMORS

Matt Cain’s dominance this season serves as a testimonial as to why the Brewers were unable to acquire him when they were rumored to be pursuing the San Francisco righty in the past. Haudricourt says the Giants never intended to deal Cain, and his 12-2 record and 2.12 ERA are the reasons for that.

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Like, why they were unable to acquire him when they tried during this season or before the season?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is not smart enough to fake that

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats what I thought

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to wear it! Now give him the base!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yoo-jean!! pirouette

f**k, man, there's a beverage here!

by seesdifferent on Aug 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants special! (GIDP)

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta be happy with 3/4 from the phillies. now we just have to win the easy ones on the road

by justhangin on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

not over yet

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game isnt over

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not over against this lineup.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blech

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

how does he not get the base there? i wanted to see franchez one more time.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

argh, i was looking forward to another freddie liner

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather not see any more Giants at bat in this game.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone else tired of the phillies pitchers hitting our outfielders?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

why dont the think Affeldt can pitch 2-3 innings?

by justhangin on Aug 2, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If that’s what takes to keep getting what we’ve gotten out of him, then stick with the >1 inning routine

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

<1 *

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

er yeah thanks

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue Bochy/Bork pics

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not just let Affeldt get the save?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BOB!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

dear god no

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could not be less in agreement.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get out.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no,

because then that means this inning starts to get out of hand.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me

If he gets in, that means we’re in troublee

by NHL84 on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not want

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

whyyyy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

crapfest? that’s a new one.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really…they have CrapFest every day in Milpitas

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Major, minor or Myxolydian?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cool.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANGERIA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I am pretty ok with that play.

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDGAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

this is one of those things where bochy intentionally gives up a run so he can bring in b-dub

by kezargiants on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Only needs 2 baserunners for it to be asave situation.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

rent money

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

I like Ishi for defensive replacement.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

hellz yes

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also PICKshikawa

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

managers have become such trendy idiots about pitching since Eckersley and the introduction of the “closer” nonsense

by justhangin on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko! You see how Ishi digs those out? Work on that.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow that was sick

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Back from brunch

lovin the score

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry is actually having a decent year.

Hard to believe, I know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

0-5

NO WINZ

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gives up lots of walk offs, it makes it look worse

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 walks in 40 innings..

Not bad

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk offs

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha..

Yeah he has done that.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

by what measure, ERA?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIP?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

suppose so.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying he’s the best pitcher in the pen or anything but you could do a lot worse for your 4th best pitcher in the pen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to guess everything looks good expect WINZ and possibly WPA

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

his WPA is the worst on the pitching staff

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s had some pretty spectacular failures. But he’s not worthless.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great play by Rent and great pick by Ishi,

by shark94112 on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry is just a bucket of awful

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Like KFC!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure it’s actually chicken?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOB!

FINISH THE MOTHERFUCKER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Scout6 is standing.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Cornball is standing.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry kinda looks like a T-1000.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLES CLOSEUP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the little pointing at the camera at the end.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy this gif very much.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Adventure in LF

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ!

DANCE TIME!

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ

We haz them

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Charlie Manuel, Victorino, and Werthless

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Since the Giants can beat the NL All Stars 3 out of 4 it’s not surprising the AL beat them.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Felt like a playoff series.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS: only one loss since acquiring Garko.

Coincidence? I think not.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

VIC-TORY!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

now we could use some help from atl who play the dodgers 5 times before we meet em 8/10

by justhangin on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

T-1Howry: Phillies Terminated

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

6-1 homestands are fun

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

diggit.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like that the giants came back from behind. how many times have they done that this year?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN!

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

INTERVIEWING MR F

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

serious “you know” problem

by furikawari on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone get him a public speaking tutor!

by nataku on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not a bad-looking guy

but sheesh get him to a dermatologist already- thems alotta moles

by DruggyBear on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

More quality dermos in the Bay Area than west Pennsylvania…

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, brian murphy’s golden

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Me and Liam? We gonna fuck you up!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 2, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody go to lebowskifest this year?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this Freddy Sanchez guy..

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

funny animated gif

Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story

FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy is a great interview

by jctGamer on Aug 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew freddy was our destiny

I LOVE THIS GAME!!

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Even with the lip herpes...Sanchez is a kool kat

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

by LiquidPolio on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

oh stop it. its a mole.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Freddy already got that one win he was supposed to get us

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

No, no - you don’t understand. It doesn’t matter how many games he -literally wins. It matters only how many games the stats say he should win.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

snark

you get the idea. stupid using asterisks for emphasis.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. Nice observation. Of course, the SI columnists will never notice that. Remember, the Giants don’t play on the East coast. I’m sure they won’t be mentioned by SI or ESPN for the rest of the year.

by ololo3 on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no walks. 5k’s

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of his best starts of the year, I think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no walks. Very nice.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

those curveballs to francisco were so much fun to watch

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 2, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So can we play the rest of our games at home?

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

11 games over .500

Holy balls

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Would not have believed it had I not been here to experience it.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little much with the Zito love Kruk

by DFAAurillia on Aug 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork Bork

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Almosty a smile from Boch

by aaroncallagher on Aug 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Now the Jurrjens needs to stymie the Bums tonight.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MELONHEAD <3 ZITO

awwwww

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The media coverage of the team has really increased the past few years. Just a few years ago you didn’t have the big post-game show and post-game Bochy press conference.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Post game Big Head Conference.

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Grahhbble too much noise, can’t hear”

A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites

by Jagersan on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

a rare chance to see inside the melon.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

French Stewart should be doing the transmitting.

by shanghaijim on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya its awesome, especially amy g

by aaroncallagher on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy is as interesting in person as he is on television I really feel sorry for the Giants players…

by ololo3 on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

“You-Gene-E-O”

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Should I make a post-game thread? It doesn’t seem like Grant’s around.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

abuse your power

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you may ban me, but that won’t stop the prophecy

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Aug 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure have nothing better to do

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, ESPN game notes:

“Ryan Garko hit in the cleanup spot for San Francisco while normal No. 4 hitter Bengie Molina rested. Molina pinch hit in the sixth but manager Bruce Bochy said he expects Garko to bat there whenever Molina doesn’t play.”

by scout6 on Aug 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we quit the Garko hatefest for just a sec?

Since coming to SF, his BABIP is at .083. He’s got an LD% of 33.3%. He has been hitting the ball well and getting unlucky, I think it’s too early to start the hate.

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post-game thread: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/2/973172/post-game-thread-of-awesome-zito

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, Grant beat me

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/2/973169/post-game-recap-giants-take-three

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

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