GameThread III

687 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
These Zito pics never cease to amaze me.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
From the Looked Like a Good Trade At The Time Files
Doyle Alexander for John Smoltz.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis
he just blends so well into all of these.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The only thing I remember about that show is the theme song.
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Now that I think about it
the song I’m thinking might be the Family Matters theme!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
It has a synth intro
and then I remember a roller coaster. All of those TGIF shows blend together
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
roller coast is the Giant Dipper at the boardwalk in Santa Cruz
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
wait no, watching it again, it totally isn’t
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
i used to drink a few shots of whisky just as it went down the drop
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
there are pictures of me cheersing can of heinkens, actually
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
This is the rally inning
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
rally co-workers scotch

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
RALLY ALREADY
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
classy roll over on pitch
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Damnit, Randy

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
guys its been proven
1st pitch outs wins games!
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
also 5 pitch innings work great too
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
1st pitch outs wins games! don’t cheat the game
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
OK so is Winns swing back to being broken
because I’d be fine with him GingTFO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
This is pathetically bad.
Just go ahead and hit a meaningless single Scott.
RALLY CALLED SHOT

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
Something tells me this is not the rally inning.
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
that is one sad tattoo :*(
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
time for xanthan to be wrong
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Thank you tarp delay!
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
we need to pinch hit here
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
I guess they have to pinch hit for Zito huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RALLY JPONRY

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OWNED
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
This may be my favorite picture of all time
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
gansta sphynx is gangsta
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
lol win
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m afraid to ask.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
we were making blingeez in today’s main post
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
mine isn’t working out so well, today
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Who’s hitting?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
They would’ve just walked him
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
then you have the bases loaded and Velez hitting, that’s not the worst situation you could be in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NUH UH
he haz moar rsbiz then Kfred so he MUST be better
QED
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
still better than having zito up there this late in the game
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SON OF A
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
That was the right decision, though I don’t know why he didn’t go with Pablo. I mean, what, you going to PH Pablo when the bases are empty? That’s the time to pinch hit with your best hitter dammit!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lol, I was kidding. My string of 1’s and exclamation marks didn’t show up after my all-caps statement for some reason so I understand if it seemed like I was serious.
But, yes, I agree, ’twas the right decision.
i think they filter them out after a threshold, or something. happened to me earlier
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Woo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much!
It turns out that your manager is just mostly right. There’s a big difference between mostly right and all right. Mostly right is still slightly wrong. With all right, well, there’s usually only one thing you can do. Stare in gapemouthed shock.
LOL FRED ISNT CLUTCH JPORNY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Cool, we're gonna send cold ass Medders/Miller in there
To face Phillips/Gomes/Balentien
Sucks that Zito can’t get a win though he kicked some ass today.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
the basic rule for waving runners in from 3rd
runner must reach 3rd by time outfielder picks up ball; obviously varies with depth and arm strength and runner speed and situation.
Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!
split
Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!
by seesdifferent on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Mike. What does that mean?
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you know his real name?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
netstalking for the win!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
he likes socks with toes!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
creepy lars is creepy!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Hey I'm not discouraging it
just made me lol a lil
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Not..banned...yet...do...not..........understand
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
shtup
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is he still here?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Is there anything particularly troll-y about this comment here?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
prior art
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Zito allowed 0 hits until seesdifferent pointed that fact out. Shortly after, Zito allowed a hit.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but it seemed like you, Natto, and every non-mod around agreed that he should be banned.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
YOU ARE SO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF US!!! IT’S CRAZY!!!111
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you know how he's different?
not a giants fan.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
so you think bochy’s reason for not starting nate tomorrow will be: look what happened yesterday, i started nate and he wasn’t available to pinch hit when we needed him in the 7th.
by travis j bagdad on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
So much for fredemption...

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
no, we used up all the runs, already
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
tOUCHDOWN
RRRRRRRRRRRRRAIDERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He has an h sound to it though
HHHHHHEEEERRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
COME TO PAPA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SERGIO
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD PHILLIPS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YEAH HE DID
stupid a-hole is killing me
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Mine too
he’s the reason my pitching is OMFG tonight
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
isnt*
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Looking at Romo’s pitch movement on Gameday is fun.
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
dodgers signed vincente padilla
who i have a feeling will throw 7 scoreless against the giants
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
SWINE FLUUU LOLZ
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
Shut. Down.
EVERYTHING.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A.
Where have the runs gone?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
missing, apparently
Butt Pee: last login Jul 06, 2009
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
SIT GOMES
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
STFD GOMES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD BALENTIEN
WHERE MY ROMOSEXUALS AT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT DOWN ALL OF YOU REDSTOCKINGS
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
That was impressive.
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
Verlander got 10 k's today.
How far is Tim ahead in that category now? Not by far I’d imagine.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Lee with 11 in a CG 1 ER win
He sez to the NL: OM NOM NOM NOM
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
But Lee already has one in the AL
So what does that make him now, peak Pedro?
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
gotta head out to my company's 4 year anniversary part
please score before i have to go
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
oh romo… the hair
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 19, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
come on count chocula!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 19, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Yea we can MF’er
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
rent-a-hit
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
one last try

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
IT WORKED!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
this would be an ideal time for a hit and run
by sliderinthedirt on Aug 19, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
"I want to eat Bronson Arroyo's children"
- Nate
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
This is getting real bad!
I know I got in some shit over it yesterday, but has anyone tried some rally MILA KUNIS yet?
YESSSSSS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
YEAHHHHHH
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
GRATE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE IS A HOLE IN HIS GLOVE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE!
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
That was positively Lewisian
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
CLANK
I think Nate wants to keep playing.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Once Winn hits some garbage bloop RBI single here
Nate will get another start sometime around September 1
hes on steriods
stupid A’s gave them Street, Gonzalez
by sharpness609 on Aug 19, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you believe it?
After sixty – odd years of dating Betty , Archie proposed to that rich bitch Veronica.
So , if money can buy love can it buy wins? In The TempestTeapot?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 19, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL VIKINGS
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
Yeah, so you don’t marry her. She’s your mistress.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
DORK OUT TIME
Comic characters cannot CANNOT make huge life changes! Peter Parker cannot actually become a teacher and marry a model!
ARG
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
Just turned on the game and logged in, is it true Bochy used Lewis instead of Panda to pinch hit??
Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
The thought is that they would have IBB’d Panda
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
also, we might want pablo later in the game, no?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
First was open
Panda would have been walked/AB wasted.
ah, the patented home plate helmet/batting glove drop. Now everything feels right
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
I was just thinking about how damn annoying that is
Trudge your failing ass back to the dugout and take your stuff of there.
And he should at least wait until he’s done with that last strike. It’s like one motion.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Or, at least break some shit once in a while
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Winn kinda has that down pretty good this season…
Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball
-Buck O'Neill describing a triple
Richie’s been teaching him about proper helmet slamming aggression.
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That is not a Winn-win Randy.
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOLorado up 5-3 now in the 8th, all hope lost.
Florida losing though :)
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
GIANTS BLOG LINK FAVRE TO CRAPPY DINNER
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
TeamFanShop wants me to buy his jersey today
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
football: more “Bachelor” or “Real World”?
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Carlos Gonzalez
4 straight games w/ a HR, and 6 in his last 8 games
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
i hate billy beane
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LINERZ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
RODZ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
ROPES
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOO
Sacrilege. He has not earned it. By a long shot.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Uribe looks a bit less chubby with high socks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Where's the Unit?
Does the Unit still hang out in the dugout?
I wouldn’t think he’d travel w/ the team
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
why not just leave Romo in?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BECUZ EVER4YONE KNOWZ RIGHTIES CAN’T PITCH TO RIGHTIES!!
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
YES DEFINITELY TAKE HIM OUT AFTER HE RETIRED EVERYONE
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Retired? Brett Favre? WHERE?!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this serious Bochy?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Always
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
wow 1 run on 9 hits and it took a fielding mistake to score that one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THATS our offense
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
If it makes you feel better
Both Reds hits were of the bloop variety
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
AFFELDT
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Laynce?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Meant to be pronounced with a Texas accent.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
marlins score 3-4 man on second hanely batting no outs
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
yeah
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
He hit Laynce with a surprise left.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
damn
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Is this a NBC broadcast tonight?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
EI fail tonight, i guess
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So if things hold up
Grant’s reverse reverse jinx on Velez and Winn will have worked. Can we start Nate everyday now?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
"We're in this thing"
The Giants would never get me to say that on a commercial. I don’t want to jinx things.
matt cain no decision tomorrow
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
No one is allowed to get 13 wins this season.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL
That games is on @ 9:30 in the morning for you west-coast folks?
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
Let's scooooore some runs!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
we just wanna win this game faster!
thats why theyre swinging first pitch!…right?
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
MUST. WIN. FASTER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
and since the starting pitcher is out, no more even trying to think of working the count.
by sharpness609 on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
TAKE A FUCKING PITCH, [GIANTS BATTER]
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Here comes a HRRRR
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
wow, just got home and saw Mets/Braves score
same Mets scrub that owned the Giants for 6 innings, 7ks, just got lit up for 9 runs in 3ip by the braves.
surprised?
me neither…
Oh Travis
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
soo Molina benched tomorrow morning??
More Whiteside heroics would be sweet
With malice towards the Dodgers
10 hits = 1 run
It’s PAPA DUBS TIME!
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
what’s “papa dubs”?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Yeah I missed this too
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
It was an SI thing, someone will have the link.
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1156198/index.htm
Of note: "While most five-year-olds are fingerpainting or learning how to read in kindergarten, Wilson was mastering the rules of attraction. “Yeah, Papa Dubs was five—believe it,” Wilson says of his first smooch. “She was going to kiss whoever smelled best in class, and my pheromones are naturally awesome.”"
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
come on byron
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Does Wilson throw a 2-seam and 4-seam?
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
obligatory Wilson 3-2 count
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, a full count
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT DOWN ROOK
"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
oh man, that was balfour
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
i kno kan you beleev it?
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
how many outs
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
I'm going to buy that ump something nice.
Maybe a tiger or a boat.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
and now we get screwed
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
RIDICULOUS
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, another full count..hmm
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
doesn't matter he's doing what we want him to do
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
You are right, tonight it doesn’t matter
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
hahah
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
STFD DICK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
it's gotta be the playoff beard
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
SIT, DICK, ER, SON
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that too, but I choose not to blaspheme.
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
When Wilson is on, he’s really fricking good.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009
come on giants
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
game over
and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever
GIFFFFFFS
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
k thx
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The best “I like to dance!” gabba kid.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Whew!
I was scared when it went to Clank Velez.
Good job, squadron from San Francisco.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
<img src=“http://i36.tinypic.com/nb23ya.jpg” border=“0” ">
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
LARS FTW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WILSON!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
Still one of my top favs.
Go Goofus!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Juggernaut
So Nate starts, goes 2-4 and gets the only RBI. Why isn’t in there every game? How many Giants hitters are at .300?
Stupid Questions, but come on.
Let's bring the...
Worst closer in baseball, IMO.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
sarchasm
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
16TH SHUTOUT
30TH SAVE
66TH WIN
65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
update your sig
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
79!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Zito’s ERA down to a very respectable 4.26
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
still makes me lol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Bip, did we win the innings?
Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Nationals within 1!
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid Rockies
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
how to stop rockies from winning
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Remember that those are the games the Giants have been struggling lately. Zito is the one we’ve been playing great.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
what do you guys think about MLB live look-in?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
drat, the Rockies and their winning….
66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
BEAT L.A.
The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
At this rate
We’re gonna win 93 or so and still miss the damn playoffs.
Stupid Jim Tracy.
Nate had a good swing going. He smashed a few of his fouls. Better be playing tomorrow.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
I hope Winn gets a day off
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I hope Winn gets a day the season off
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LEWIS-VELEZ-SCHIERHOLTZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not a chance they sit Rownad after a 2 hit night!
You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.
by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

by 













































