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LOL Velez

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

First?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 19, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No, but you nailed “worst.”

by kaliber on Aug 19, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

These Zito pics never cease to amaze me.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

From the Looked Like a Good Trade At The Time Files

Doyle Alexander for John Smoltz.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 19, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

he just blends so well into all of these.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE SOME RUNS YOU A HOLES

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The only thing I remember about that show is the theme song.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

not the milfiness of susan somers?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Barry’s uncle?

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the blond girl.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I think about it

the song I’m thinking might be the Family Matters theme!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah ah ah ah ah
Everywhere you look
There’s a place

etc?

by shanghaijim on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think thats the Full House theme?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im glad I didnt know it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that Full House?

by yogidogi on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has a synth intro

and then I remember a roller coaster. All of those TGIF shows blend together

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

roller coast is the Giant Dipper at the boardwalk in Santa Cruz

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait no, watching it again, it totally isn’t

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by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody ever dipped on the Giant Dipper? quite the experience

by yogidogi on Aug 19, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i used to drink a few shots of whisky just as it went down the drop

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha did you get that in the picture they take?

by yogidogi on Aug 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are pictures of me cheersing can of heinkens, actually

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i applaud you, sir

by yogidogi on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s another one called Step by Step that has a roller coaster in the intro.

by Merope on Aug 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM DIFFERENT THAT THE REST OF YOU

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

than*

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the rally inning

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

rally co-workers scotch

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the best pitch you were going to get Randy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY ALREADY

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

classy roll over on pitch

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we need a Garkinger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit, Randy

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

guys its been proven

1st pitch outs wins games!

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

also 5 pitch innings work great too

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st pitch outs wins games! don’t cheat the game

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the offense

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What offense?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK so is Winns swing back to being broken

because I’d be fine with him GingTFO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is pathetically bad.

Just go ahead and hit a meaningless single Scott.

by NHL84 on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY CALLED SHOT

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WORTHLESS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Something tells me this is not the rally inning.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that is one sad tattoo :*(

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grilled out nicely

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was like, “Let me remember what my wife looks like dead and then tattoo that on my arm”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MANY SINGLES

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit a dinger

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

time for xanthan to be wrong

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

the computer was right?

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God there aren’t more people in the stands, that could’ve really hurt someone.

by Wazl on Aug 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you tarp delay!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

we need to pinch hit here

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It feels like Rowand should have scored there

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess they have to pinch hit for Zito huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY JPONRY

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OWNED

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may be my favorite picture of all time

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

gansta sphynx is gangsta

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid to ask.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were making blingeez in today’s main post

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine isn’t working out so well, today

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

J-Pon

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s hitting?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could either be genius or idiotic

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

good start, Zeets.

Hope it’s worth it…

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you really take him out?? He pitched great but the Giants do need a run.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, you pretty much have to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need an explanation. Why not Pablo? He’s just tired?

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

because Fred is ALWAYS the first hitter off the bench.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would’ve just walked him

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

then you have the bases loaded and Velez hitting, that’s not the worst situation you could be in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NUH UH

he haz moar rsbiz then Kfred so he MUST be better

QED

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

time for jponry to be wrong

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHAWON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Fred.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT a great move now.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

still better than having zito up there this late in the game

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wasn’t good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT SHIT SHIT

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail. Fail. Fail….

Fail Fail Fail.

by Wazl on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Zito

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, fuck.

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY IS A SHITTY MANAGER

by Wazl on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the right decision, though I don’t know why he didn’t go with Pablo. I mean, what, you going to PH Pablo when the bases are empty? That’s the time to pinch hit with your best hitter dammit!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, I was kidding. My string of 1’s and exclamation marks didn’t show up after my all-caps statement for some reason so I understand if it seemed like I was serious.

But, yes, I agree, ’twas the right decision.

by Wazl on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think they filter them out after a threshold, or something. happened to me earlier

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much!

It turns out that your manager is just mostly right. There’s a big difference between mostly right and all right. Mostly right is still slightly wrong. With all right, well, there’s usually only one thing you can do. Stare in gapemouthed shock.

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I hope someone is warmed up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRED ISNT CLUTCH JPORNY

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

JR PONY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a whole box of those upstairs in my teaching closet…somewhere.
I had a child one year who was mildly autistic and obsessed with ponies.

by Merope on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ffffuuuu

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks that Zito can’t get a win though he kicked some ass today.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

the basic rule for waving runners in from 3rd

runner must reach 3rd by time outfielder picks up ball; obviously varies with depth and arm strength and runner speed and situation.

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

split

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, Mike. What does that mean?

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know his real name?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

netstalking for the win!

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he likes socks with toes!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

creepy lars is creepy!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kinda what I do. :D

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I'm not discouraging it

just made me lol a lil

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not..banned...yet...do...not..........understand

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

shtup

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is he still here?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anything particularly troll-y about this comment here?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

prior art

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can call his dogpile on the last thread an official warning for trolling; if he keeps it up, he’ll be banned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito allowed 0 hits until seesdifferent pointed that fact out. Shortly after, Zito allowed a hit.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but it seemed like you, Natto, and every non-mod around agreed that he should be banned.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I feel like someone should get an official warning before they’re banned, so he’s got one now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE SO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF US!!! IT’S CRAZY!!!111

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know how he's different?

not a giants fan.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you think bochy’s reason for not starting nate tomorrow will be: look what happened yesterday, i started nate and he wasn’t available to pinch hit when we needed him in the 7th.

by travis j bagdad on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo looked good last night, let’s keep up that trend…

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

7 hits

0 runs

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So much for fredemption...

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess the Giants are saving up all those runs for Colorado!

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

no, we used up all the runs, already

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate these Raiders radio ads

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 19, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

tOUCHDOWN

RRRRRRRRRRRRRAIDERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has an h sound to it though

HHHHHHEEEERRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZ

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME TO PAPA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD PHILLIPS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

saw the Phils-Snakes score. Did Haren suck?

by shanghaijim on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH HE DID

stupid a-hole is killing me

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

POKEMONZ

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too

he’s the reason my pitching is OMFG tonight

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

isnt*

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at Romo’s pitch movement on Gameday is fun.

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

dodgers signed vincente padilla

who i have a feeling will throw 7 scoreless against the giants

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SWINE FLUUU LOLZ

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A.

Where have the runs gone?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

missing, apparently

Butt Pee: last login Jul 06, 2009

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT GOMES

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GOMES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Whenever I see Romo’s Frisbee, I think of Dr. Zoidberg running around, shouting ‘Whoop-whoop-whoop!’

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 19, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Squeezed

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BALENTIEN

WHERE MY ROMOSEXUALS AT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

w00t w00t

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT DOWN ALL OF YOU REDSTOCKINGS

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

That was impressive.

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Verlander got 10 k's today.

How far is Tim ahead in that category now? Not by far I’d imagine.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Aug 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think by 3 now.

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee with 11 in a CG 1 ER win

He sez to the NL: OM NOM NOM NOM

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by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL SUCKS

JOBA WOULD WIN MULTIPLE CYS

by shanghaijim on Aug 19, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Lee already has one in the AL

So what does that make him now, peak Pedro?

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta head out to my company's 4 year anniversary part

please score before i have to go

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by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DONE

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this one time

the giants got like infinity baserunners on my birthday but never scored…

KMS

by bondo on Aug 19, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

man that mohawk sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

oh romo… the hair

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 19, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

come on count chocula!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 19, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunn out looking.

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

time for Schierholtz to hit a dinger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN WE GET SOME XBH UP IN HERE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea we can MF’er

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH BOI

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

rent-a-hit

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo looks like he lost a bet.

by loonyfringe on Aug 19, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

one last try

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by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

IT WORKED!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Arroyo’s drugs are working

by shanghaijim on Aug 19, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

this would be an ideal time for a hit and run

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 19, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

how ‘bout a big ole honkin’ homerun??

by Merope on Aug 19, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t dare to dream

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 19, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as long as it is honkin

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about just a hit?

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I want to eat Bronson Arroyo's children"

- Nate

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting real bad!

I know I got in some shit over it yesterday, but has anyone tried some rally MILA KUNIS yet?

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 19, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently just the mention of her name (in CAPS) is enough!

by shanghaijim on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Yeah!

Just typing her name worked! NATE!!!!!!!

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No just one

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BALENTIEN!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHH

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE SMASH!

nice!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

they usually do, so seeing it go right by him and skip to the wall was really satisfying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRATE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS A HOLE IN HIS GLOVE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

“Sorry Nate, Randy had 4 good at bats. He’s starting over you”

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey Nate, we lucked into the fact that there was a guy on before that double yesterday. We’re saving you to pinch hit just in case we can do something like that again today”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was positively Lewisian

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK

I think Nate wants to keep playing.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Once Winn hits some garbage bloop RBI single here

Nate will get another start sometime around September 1

by NHL84 on Aug 19, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

dance

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAILina

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, we’ve scored a run. Our job is done, everyone call it a day.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 19, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooh, that foul should earn him a week of starts

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you believe it?

After sixty – odd years of dating Betty , Archie proposed to that rich bitch Veronica.

So , if money can buy love can it buy wins? In The TempestTeapot?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 19, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I say alternate universe shenanigans.

by shanghaijim on Aug 19, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VIKINGS

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so you don’t marry her. She’s your mistress.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DORK OUT TIME

Comic characters cannot CANNOT make huge life changes! Peter Parker cannot actually become a teacher and marry a model!

ARG

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just turned on the game and logged in, is it true Bochy used Lewis instead of Panda to pinch hit??

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 19, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The thought is that they would have IBB’d Panda

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, we might want pablo later in the game, no?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can hope so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

first base was open, Panda would have been an auto-IBB

by Snof on Aug 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

First was open

Panda would have been walked/AB wasted.

by NHL84 on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT MY SWING BACK COACH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Winn, yes, continue to suck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP WHOPPER JR

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

When he asks for “flame-broiled beef” he sounds like Butt-Head.

by kaliber on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

See

That’s why Randy is playing and should everyday.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ah, the patented home plate helmet/batting glove drop. Now everything feels right

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking about how damn annoying that is

Trudge your failing ass back to the dugout and take your stuff of there.

by NHL84 on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he should at least wait until he’s done with that last strike. It’s like one motion.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, at least break some shit once in a while

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn kinda has that down pretty good this season…

Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball

-Buck O'Neill describing a triple

by Traylude on Aug 19, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie’s been teaching him about proper helmet slamming aggression.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is not a Winn-win Randy.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLorado up 5-3 now in the 8th, all hope lost.

Florida losing though :)

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

At night I pray for the Rockies to lose once

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

ESPN is reporting that Brett Favre had a burrito for dinner with a bottled water.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

omg what brand bottled water? Alhambra? Evian?

by yogidogi on Aug 19, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BLOG LINK FAVRE TO CRAPPY DINNER

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by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY?

He said he retired from eating burritos last week.

by Crusher on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TeamFanShop wants me to buy his jersey today

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally lol’d there. Loved reading Fran Tarkenton’s comments on Favre….almost as much as I loved Fran Tarkenton growing up.

Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball

-Buck O'Neill describing a triple

by Traylude on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

football: more “Bachelor” or “Real World”?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez

4 straight games w/ a HR, and 6 in his last 8 games

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate billy beane

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coasting off of past success

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINERZ

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RODZ

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROPES

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO

Sacrilege. He has not earned it. By a long shot.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe looks a bit less chubby with high socks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

truth

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slimming

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's the Unit?

Does the Unit still hang out in the dugout?

by loonyfringe on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

no

back at home or training in AZ

by sharpness609 on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can train with Tommy Joseph, I hear he’s from around there

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

CBS canceled it.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 19, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t think he’d travel w/ the team

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not just leave Romo in?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BECUZ EVER4YONE KNOWZ RIGHTIES CAN’T PITCH TO RIGHTIES!!

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

or lefties

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES DEFINITELY TAKE HIM OUT AFTER HE RETIRED EVERYONE

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this serious Bochy?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Always

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow 1 run on 9 hits and it took a fielding mistake to score that one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than the Reds

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS our offense

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Affeldt was threatening an ERA under 1? :’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

AFFELDT

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Laynce?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cruel parents

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to be pronounced with a Texas accent.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw that again

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

marlins score 3-4 man on second hanely batting no outs

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT SHIT LAYNCE!!!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice night for Romo but terrible hair.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit Laynce with a surprise left.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

his jaw left hurtin

by yogidogi on Aug 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

STFD

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

damn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

oh jesus that curve

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

For one batter

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s all he gets in any case.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a NBC broadcast tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

EI fail tonight, i guess

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if things hold up

Grant’s reverse reverse jinx on Velez and Winn will have worked. Can we start Nate everyday now?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope we get good Wilson tonight.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

NorCal tennis is 4 chumps

by Hoist That Rag on Aug 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

"We're in this thing"

The Giants would never get me to say that on a commercial. I don’t want to jinx things.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

But I’d say it in my sig line

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus, you see in that e-mail that if you commit to 2010 season tickets, you freeze your ticket prices?

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt cain no decision tomorrow

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No one is allowed to get 13 wins this season.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That games is on @ 9:30 in the morning for you west-coast folks?

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Breakfast with the Giants.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's scooooore some runs!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

hey Gark, let’s gark some of that garky garkness you gark so gark.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 19, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

we just wanna win this game faster!

thats why theyre swinging first pitch!…right?

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST. WIN. FASTER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

and since the starting pitcher is out, no more even trying to think of working the count.

by sharpness609 on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper says Ah-ribe. Krukow says You-ribe.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes a HRRRR

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, just got home and saw Mets/Braves score

same Mets scrub that owned the Giants for 6 innings, 7ks, just got lit up for 9 runs in 3ip by the braves.
surprised?
me neither…

by sayheybk on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s ready for Brian Wilson’s Wild Ride?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Travis

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

soo Molina benched tomorrow morning??

More Whiteside heroics would be sweet

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

just realized Zito did well even WITH Molina

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 19, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

MYTH BUSTED

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game is only 14 and half hours away. I would thing so.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 hits = 1 run

It’s PAPA DUBS TIME!

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

1 BB and 2 XBH will do that to you.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consider it an art form

Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball

-Buck O'Neill describing a triple

by Traylude on Aug 19, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right Papa Dubs...

I’m extra nervous for him tonight

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 19, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Only when the score is 3 or more runs, you have to worry.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s “papa dubs”?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I missed this too

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an SI thing, someone will have the link.

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1156198/index.htm

Of note: "While most five-year-olds are fingerpainting or learning how to read in kindergarten, Wilson was mastering the rules of attraction. “Yeah, Papa Dubs was five—believe it,” Wilson says of his first smooch. “She was going to kiss whoever smelled best in class, and my pheromones are naturally awesome.”"

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeebus, Wilson has 6 blown saves this year? Why does that surprise me?

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

come on byron

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Wilson throw a 2-seam and 4-seam?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk said one of them was a 2-seamer

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he doesn’t throw the 2-seam too often.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

96 mph is a really hard 2-seamer

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

99 is a really hard 4-seam.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

obligatory Wilson 3-2 count

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit brian

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, a full count

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Like, herpes?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN ROOK

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a strike. shut up, reds

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked a little high. Kuip thought so, too.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO COMMENT!

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man, that was balfour

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

how many outs

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

109

I mean 1

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a trend this game.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw fucking strikes

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Aug 19, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

love that high slider

by yogidogi on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to buy that ump something nice.

Maybe a tiger or a boat.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

and now we get screwed

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, another full count..hmm

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

doesn't matter he's doing what we want him to do

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are right, tonight it doesn’t matter

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is so nasty.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DICK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ERSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's gotta be the playoff beard

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that too, but I choose not to blaspheme.

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allah Robb Nenn slider?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Wilson is on, he’s really fricking good.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

come on giants

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

game over

and Pablo said "I am the resurrection and i am the light all who believe in me shall hate the dodgers forever

by SerraGiant on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GIFFFFFFS

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

k thx

Dear Mr. K Dilkington,
You are one of our most valuable customers.

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We win!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 road trip so far!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson gives me ulcers. and i love them. pretty game

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYBODY DANCE

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The best “I like to dance!” gabba kid.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That slider has been nice. Seems like he finally is getting three pitches over vs. just two. Dude is on verge of being one of the best.

Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball

-Buck O'Neill describing a triple

by Traylude on Aug 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Dusty

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew!

I was scared when it went to Clank Velez.

Good job, squadron from San Francisco.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

<img src=“http://i36.tinypic.com/nb23ya.jpg” border=“0” ">

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wut?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail me

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know man!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOO MASCOTS NOOOOO

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL winning with one run on ten hits. I’ll take it though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Still one of my top favs.

Go Goofus!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Right!

Great game Zito!

Great game Bullpen!

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggernaut

So Nate starts, goes 2-4 and gets the only RBI. Why isn’t in there every game? How many Giants hitters are at .300?

Stupid Questions, but come on.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He seems to either look really good or really bad. I really like his good though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but...

then who’d pinch hit for us?
/sarcasm

by sayheybk on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst closer in baseball, IMO.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

sarchasm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

…chasm. Some thought after a blown save early in the season that he was one of the worst closers in baseball.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

16TH SHUTOUT
30TH SAVE
66TH WIN

65-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

update your sig

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONE

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

79!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s ERA down to a very respectable 4.26

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m calling it now – he ends the season with an ERA in the 3’s

by OTTOMATIC on Aug 19, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO WANTS CHICKEN

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

still makes me lol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We needed that Bob Barker jpg with fail for Kevin Barker.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

dance Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO INTERVIEWING SERGIO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nationals within 1!

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

funny Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE Pictures, Images and Photos

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo’s showing some spunk

by Snof on Aug 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Rockies

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

how to stop rockies from winning

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember that those are the games the Giants have been struggling lately. Zito is the one we’ve been playing great.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio is a badass

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio is adorable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you guys think about MLB live look-in?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I love live look ins in every sport

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 19, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 19, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 19, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have MLB Extra Innings so I have no need for it.

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

drat, the Rockies and their winning….

66-54 - Giants Series Record: 21-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT L.A.

The strongest force is the universe is biding its time in Fresno, brother.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 19, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this rate

We’re gonna win 93 or so and still miss the damn playoffs.

Stupid Jim Tracy.

by NHL84 on Aug 19, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate had a good swing going. He smashed a few of his fouls. Better be playing tomorrow.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 19, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Winn gets a day off

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Winn gets a day the season off

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want freddy tomorrow :(

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEWIS-VELEZ-SCHIERHOLTZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 19, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha sorry. I actually meant freddy sanchez

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 19, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a chance they sit Rownad after a 2 hit night!

You people wit' the cheese. It never ends.

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Cards, Astros, Padres!

by superk1ng on Aug 19, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

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