My secret hope for Ryan Garko's next 30 games....
It's not realistic, but neither am I.
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Jesus Christ, did he really hit 11 HR in about one month? That’s ridiculous.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
IKR! garko should take some ball room dancing lesson.
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by say hey nation on Aug 19, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I would like Randy Winn to do that again actually.
by FairweatherFan on Aug 19, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
/bans self for ignoring RBI’s!
Obviously Carter is better with 27 RBIs to Winns 18
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by say hey nation on Aug 19, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
RsBI
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Mr. Classy was on fire that month. =D
I also have memories of Benitez, Walker, and a hobbling BLB. =[
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 19, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
please not to mention that latter name at this point in time
or ever
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 19, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
“Well this ball got stuck in this little guys…”
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by say hey nation on Aug 19, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
oh come on
Shea doesn’t date baseballs,
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“Shea Hildebrandt and team mate Adam Dunn celebrate signing with the Independant Baseball League Yuma Borrachos "
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Aaron has more of a horse face
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 19, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
" Laugh if you want but that “date” broke a hell of a slump I was in."
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
by daveinexile on Aug 19, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shea's having a ball with interspecies erotica
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I was talking to the mrs. last night before the game and told her if Garko doesn’t start hitting I was going to start calling him Shea Hillenbrand for the rest of the season. For his sake he got two mistake pitches that he didn’t miss last night. I’m still not convinced.
Part of me wishes we were not contending, so we could see what Ishi would do with regular playing time for a full season as well as Grate and Bowker. But then I realize how stupid that idea of wishing to not contend is and I want to try to do this.
by CrispinGloversBalls on Aug 19, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
His BABIP is like .0034
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I don’t know why people keep comparing Garko with Shea Hillenbrand. They’re both first basemen and traded for relievers, but that’s about all they have in common. They’re different hitters.
I’m just referring to Shea as setting the bar low.
Real low.
Low enough you can’t limbo underneath it.
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 19, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
if randy winn and garko both hit like sept 2005 Winn
there would be no need for heaven, because we’d already be there
Dodgers fans eat their young.
and If panda hit like panda over the last month of the season along with them…look out
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
If only he could get a day off once in a while…
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 19, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
To the Stat Cave, nerds!
Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum’s last seven starts combined:
0-2, 5 ND, 3.57 ERA
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
I know that this is true, and yet if you’re going to be overrated, it’s best to be overrated for hitting walk-off world series home runs.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Bill Mueller on the juice though
Is a batting leader with serious power.
by FireBrianSabean on Aug 19, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
You did not just say that !
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
How is Joe Carter overrated?
Overrated is like Ernie Banks. Whereas Billy Williams underrated…
Joe Carter was good, but no sane person would confuse him with a great player or even great hitter.
I have definitely heard people argue that he belonged in the HoF.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You can find crackpots out there for EVERYTHING that doesn’t mean their opinion is worth giving the time of day.
Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table, I have no interest in doing it.
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 19, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes but if Grant grew a mustach he would look like…
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by say hey nation on Aug 19, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
The 93 WS was on the other day. How’d you like your lineup to lead off like this:
LF Rickey Henderson
2B Roberto Alomar
DH Paul Molitor
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Those Toronto teams were stacked
93 they had 1-2-3 in batting avg leaders.
Great starters, good pen, great defense, great lineup.
Depends...
Who’s doing the rating, and what exactly is being rated.
As a Giant only, I’d say he’s a lot more underrated than overrated.
In 1998, the Giants were desperate for a right fielder and another productive bat in the lineup. So a lot of Giants fans went ballistic when Sabean dealt the immortal Darrin Blood for Carter. Given that Sabean dealt for Ellis Burks eight days later, I’m not sure if Sabean’s original plan was just to use Carter as his everyday right fielder, and then Burks fell into his lap. Or if dealing for Carter was just a precursor to getting Burks (putting him in less of a position of perceived weakness when going after Burks), and a fallback if the deal for Burks couldn’t get done. Either way, whether by design or just dumb luck, Sabean did himself proud and nearly got the Giants into the postseason in ’98 with those two trades.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I don't get the last frame.....
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Pedowalrus
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAAH
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Posted this in the Bowker thread
everyone who believes “clutch” exists needs to read this article. I miss FJM
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I don’t believe in "cluth. However, I do believe in “unclutch”.
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by say hey nation on Aug 19, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree. I think some guys just don’t have the stomach to handle the pressure in “clutch” situations. BTW, Jason Bay has a good quote in there too. I have no idea to put it in a little grey box, so here is goes:
“It’s not so much a matter of raising your level in a clutch situation. It’s a matter of keeping your level the same,” Bay said. “Baseball is predicated on the idea that the people who are the most successful are the ones who do things the same way most consistently. It’s not an emotion game like football or hockey, where you can go bust some skulls.”
The strongest anti-clutch argument on the Pirates’ roster can be made by Freddy Sanchez.
He won the National League batting title with a .344 average last summer, and his .386 mark with runners in scoring position was the team’s highest. Only Pujols’ .397 mark was higher in the league.
Seems plenty clutch.
Not the case at all, he maintains.
“To me, it’s pretty simple,” Sanchez said. “If you’re hot going into that clutch situation, you have a good chance. You’re already feeling good. Obviously, there are times when a hitter can tense up, and there are some better mentally prepared than others. All I can say is that, for me, when I go up to the plate, it’s not about the men on base. It’s about how I’m feeling.”
He rolled his eyes, remembering those four consecutive strikeouts in a game last week in Milwaukee.
“Trust me: If I’m feeling lousy at the plate like that, I’m not just going to walk up there with bases loaded and get a hit because I’m some great clutch hitter.”
Freddy Sanchez: FJM’s new favorite non-Red Sox. (I can’t resist pointing out here that he used to be. Hometown pride.)
I like Freddy Sanchez
IKR
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by bondslegend on Aug 19, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Is Freddy too old for pedobear to wish he was sticking around for more than one more season?
by shanghaijim on Aug 19, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I know FJM has a bunch of fans and is pretty funny
But based on my interactions with the guy, I have to say that Ken is kind of a douche. He was still pushing the LOL GIANTZ R OLD thing prior to this season. My pointing out how wrong he was about the team only made him angry and abusive. Basically, no better than the writers he makes fun of.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I think FJM was sometimes pretty funny and I liked them taking the MSM to task but yeah, they were often a bit too sabermetric community groupthink-y, IME.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
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by ringleader3 on Aug 19, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
lol deadspin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And their "analysis" kinda sucked too
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
WHATEVER HES AWESOME SHUT THE HELL UP
He is a red sox fan, after all.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
pull shawon's stats from that run...
He was a big player for us that last week too. (Not many walks though)
First Giants Game: 4/79.
Heartbreak ever since.
by johnniedisaster on Aug 19, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions
I would happily take this from Garko too.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
If Garko, Winn and Rowand picks it up, oh me oh my. They just might gasp move Bengie from cleanup to the 5th or 6th or 7th or 8th spot. What a story it will be when it’s the Giants’ offense that got scorchin’ hot the next 43 games to send them to mid-October baseball…
Win the inning.





















