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Affeldt pooped on them

by gvp914 on Aug 18, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

No need to get snotty about it , son…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Why won’t the Rockies just lose?

by Natto on Aug 18, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not that time yet.

Hopefully "that time’ will be this Saturday/Sunday.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Which will, of course, start our double digit winning streak

by gvp914 on Aug 18, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We boo them rather regularly when they fuck up, don’t we?

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t the crowd boo Fred this year?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think gar’s gotten some boos this year. and i seem to remember howry taking some as well.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Sanchez

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez? I remember him getting booed a little before the All Star Break.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

He threw a no-hitter right before the break.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so my timing is off. Maybe it was in May or something.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM OUTTA THE CY RUNNING

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DID YOU SEE HIM ON MONDAY NIGHT BASEBALL LAST NIGHT? HE"S A W INNER!

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLina

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by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

that swing was painful

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually felt like I’d been hit in the gut just watching it.

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST. HACK. AT. SLOP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HASD

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positive reinforcement

WE WILL WIN

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That worked!!!!!

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by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEDAY

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 18, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a hanger.

Sigh.

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Taking a hanger as strike 3

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing at the one in the dirt and stare at the one that’s a strike

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

SUCK IT TESLA

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Aug 18, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Five runs given up by Tim and his ERA only goes up to 2.37.

by deuce deuce on Aug 18, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no Chris Carpenter has a better ERA now

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpenter sits at 2.27 currently.

by deuce deuce on Aug 18, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It saddens me that wins as a stat are still valued enough that people around here are forced to care about them.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

no, at the baseball establishment.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that we care about them

but we know that the BBWAA does, so we know they’re required for the CYA

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I see what you mean

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s exactly what I meant

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I got it after i pressed post :s

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I got my swing back"

/whiff

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by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess we already used up our inning of offense for the series.

by Natto on Aug 18, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he goes deep here, I name my first born child Garko

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Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 18, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could forget that.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wheew, for the best….. Garko Merkin woulda been picked on anyway

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by merkin on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i leave and come back and we're tied!!?!!?!?

what the fuck happened? did rally mila work?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

dude…go away again

by justhangin on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

might have to

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but people got mad

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they go away mad?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could see that happening

did some beef get posted too?

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey if it was all working....

i got no problem with the mila/beef combo

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got some unoffensive Mila ready. I’ll shrink it to 25 × 25 and sneak it on here when the time is right. Its like a rally cap, can’t use it the whole game or it loses its power

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got no problem with the beef alongside it

as long as it works

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's hawt

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cut my teeth at Battinfromtheleft of Yahoo! Groups fame, ya know.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad to have an ally in the liking dudes department. I was trying to post from http://justbeautifulmen.blogspot.com/ Might have to upload some stuff to mah photobukkit if they try pulling this girly pic crap again.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, hopefully it won’t come to that, but I have ALL SORTS of stuff on my hard drive just waiting to be bukkitid.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

as Kruk said

Woohoo!

and

I’m IN

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the ninth inning, I think we need it. How bout one of her with no legs or cleavage and you guys can have one equally unoffensive?

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I’m gay and I think he’s cute.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Randy Johnson in it too? Telling him to put a towel on?

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not gay and I think he’s cute.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like an ugly girl to me.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah Timmy's a cutie pie

Just worries me that he could wear my pants.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and Cookyman should talk.

Me, I’m just happy. And synonymously too.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Garko rarely swings at shit in the dirt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t like how he has 0 hrs

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 18, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are those?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just trying to fit in with his new team.

by Natto on Aug 18, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They made fun of him for being a professional hitter and stole his lunch money.

He’s just trying to fit in, guys!

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he’s doing it wrong

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rox up 4-2 in the 9th. Sigh.

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it Nationals

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by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

did you really expect them to help us out?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Evony girl has saggy tits.

by gvp914 on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The Nationals are worthless.

by Natto on Aug 18, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not doing them much good in tonight’s game!

by Natto on Aug 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pittsburg?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they bought Pittsburg for $15 million?

No wonder this place sucks so much.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pittsburg in Cal

no “h” , right?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

si

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then what do the junkies do?

r r r r r

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win streak. Clearly, they were just being mismanaged. ha

by gvp914 on Aug 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is tied, but it feels like we’re losing anyway.

by Natto on Aug 18, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We will be shortly

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all shortly.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD fat man!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy still calling the shots

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if I agree with the “Playing the Matchups” concept when it comes to Affeldt.

by deuce deuce on Aug 18, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait...

I just got up to go to the bathroom. What happened? Was Affeldt pulled?

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

the asst idiot is pulling Affteldt?

by justhangin on Aug 18, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

present and accounted for.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ramones?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was the drummer.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he broke up with Jessica Simpson bc she drank too much. she’s an alchy

by gvp914 on Aug 18, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stands up

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow what the fuck

taking out our best bullpen arm when their best hitter is up. This will be a HR, I guarantee it.

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GAIZ

affeldt had 15 pitches thrown, HE WAS TIARD

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 18, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He should have thrown a complete game

Bruce Jenkins would’ve creamed his pants.

by speckops on Aug 18, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apologize NOW

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice 0-2 pitch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

sad that fellow Cal Poly alum Bud Norris couldn’t hold them down

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

This is now a MUST WIN GAME

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who thinks Wladamir is the most badass name ever?

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s pretty hardcore.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the Kruk-isms

“he almost jerked one out”

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I said something similar to my boss the other week. Awkward

by gvp914 on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was that guy that did the ST Gameday thread all by himself?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Baybear?

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes. Thanks. Not sure why I though of that, but it sure was funny to read

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to see this. Do you have a search keyword?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO POWER

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by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Romosexuals DANCE

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This is reassuring for the bullpen

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

Romo was awesome

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow...

Romo’s stuff was hawt.

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

bow to the power of romo

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is going extras isn’t it?

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

alright scott, pretend you’re back in the leadoff spot

by sliderinthedirt on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nationals 2 on and 2 out....

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

dinger time

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

now

4-3 in bottom 9th, zimmerman up

by sfoakbay on Aug 18, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Joe Mauer homered today…

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is this Mauer?

He doesn’t play for the Yankees so he couldn’t possibly be any good.

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by antinous on Aug 18, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he's not on a good team.

If he were really the EM-VEE-PEE he would single-handedly get the Twins into the playoffs.

by speckops on Aug 18, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s cute.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why is he a virgin?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should ask Baron.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had anything to do with him, he would not be a virgin.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you’re not the only one. I think either BVCE or jponry is in love with him, don’t remember which.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I don't.

Just trying to echo the Tim subthread.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s cute but I would love him on the Giants.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo has made me believe

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GUZMAN RBI SINGLE

4-3

by deuce deuce on Aug 18, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ZIMMERMAN UP

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve just realized that rooting for the nats is even more depressing and futile than rooting for the giants. that’s a living hell.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to work with a guy who was a huge, crazy, over-the-top fan of the Pirates and Pontiac cars. Tough life.

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by antinous on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

wowch.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd lag tonight.

Serge is already seven steps toward the dugout when the ball pops the catcher’s mitt.

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK nats lose

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you, Scott.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies win...feck

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Mordy, you go to the Giants-Mets series?? (btw, you knew me from AOL boards as JJ. I don’t post there anymore because of one person and you know who)

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn I thought that zimerman's hit was out

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

and Zimmerman FAILS.

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell open up and try to yank

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when he was all HIT STREAKZ and whatnot?

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially that whatnot.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still pretty awesome

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by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He better get 10 RBI’s in this at bat or he’s sitting for the rest of the road trip.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Bochy will keep him on the bench because he loves Nate’s PH abilities.

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a no Winn situation.

/ducks flying tomatoes

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

URINE!

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Nate

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE! JUGGERNATE!

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS START MASTERNATING

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

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by antinous on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

JCTGamer already left, though.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGERNATE WILL SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Just saying,

But does Dusty look thinner since we last saw him?

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

they’re bringing in a leftee to face nate. Wotus better not fucking pull him

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

hitting off a tee is pretty easy

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so I just got here and WHAT THE FUCK 5 RUNS? WHAT HAPPENED?

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We were down 5-1 even

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could mean the pitching or offense, be specific

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by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitching.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim didnt have it today

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO WALKS FOR MOLINA THOUGH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

WHAT WHAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And one for Uribe

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was devastating and cataclysmic

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd inning=fail^10000

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don't come back till I tell ya

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by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally mila/beef

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the ninth inning, I think we need it. How bout one of her with no legs or cleavage and you guys/gals can have one equally unoffensive?

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not my call

ask baron

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not my call

It’s a mods call.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Siriously dude

Like five different posters asked you to stop it. Is it really that hard?

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since you’re replying to me: Nobody asked me, I put up one and it wasn’t offensive at all and the Giants offense blew up. They got mad at someone else for the one of her practically naked

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, sorry. I thought you were the one who posted all the stuff yesterday.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your defense, I did post a link yesterday. But I thought thats what you were supposed to do when it was NSFW

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it was a part of the whole soft-core porn hijack of the last gameday thread.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus my G-rated pic in the 3rd GDT. Doesn’t have to be offensive to be lucky apparently. It just works

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll allow it.

TWSS

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really sure what’s going on but it seems like you should stop.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

maybe you should stop

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it might’ve been more Sean Connery

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by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll play your game rogue!

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Punch the keys for God’s sake!

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by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the rapists

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ruff! that’s the way your mother likes it, trebek.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What sound does a cow make?”
Minnie Driver: Moo.
Sean Connery: That’s the sound your mother made last night, Trebek.

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colors that end in urple!

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

States that end in Hampshire!

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember how it goes

BUT YOUR MOTHER’S A WHORE!

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the day is mine!

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still trying to figure that out.

by deuce deuce on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arthur Rhodes is still in baseball?!

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by antinous on Aug 18, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Arthur Rhodes is still alive?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

rocky road?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuffy!

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never realized it from the last 10+years?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was HIGH and OUTSIDE.

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz is like a secret weapon

against lefty-lefty righty-righty fetishist managers.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

or maybe not.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh Nate no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING DAMNIT NATE

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, crap.

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Blegh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Nate.

This probably means he’ll play tomorrow, though.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

but only if bochy says Nate’s NOT playing tomorrow

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll never hit again

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So, who claims Nate?

I assume he won’t clear waivers tomorrow.

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by antinous on Aug 18, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Turning off ther negative future...NOW.

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Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

oops , i'm sorry...

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ump tricked him

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

holy sweat batman! didn't arthur rhodes JUST come in?

he and tyler walker must be brothers from other mothers

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

and now it’s up to…..Rent..

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh noz. Anyone but Renteria!

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly. I’d almost rather Velez had swung at one of those balls.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

walk? What are the Reds doing?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria must be really bad if I’m disappointed that Velez walked for him to bat with 2 outs.

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by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Suspicions: CONFIRMED!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

renteria will DEFINITELY get on base

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Edgar Rentalplayer...

Oh, wait, we pay him like a star. Crap.

Do something to make me not hate you as much, Rent.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Gar

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

these fish pictures don't work.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

time for some

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU EDGAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILeria

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Crapstick.

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The two rally gar pictures clearly canceled each other out.

by deuce deuce on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like the Rent check bounced

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So, how do the Reds walkoff?

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh crap Howry’s coming in?!?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL apparently

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Romo stays in. Wilson, well, would be a bad idea.

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You get neither.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rentesuckarilia swinging at ball over his shoulders...

Welcome to your 2009 SF Giants

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by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fortunately

Rosales
Hannigan
Pitcher’s Spot

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by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

reverse jinx

Howry vs. the bottom of the lineup = ballgame

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIXED

Fortunately
Rosales death
Hannigan death
Pitcher’s Spot more death.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HOWRY

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh joy Howry’s pitching.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

it's howry.. .we'refucked

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

for some reason my eye read the last part as “we refucked”
i like it better that way

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

All hell is about to break loose.

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit Howry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry's pitching?

SHIT THAT’S FUCK.

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously? Howry?

It’s basically the same as forfeiting.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think Bochy would do this.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen fail, thy name is Howry

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. ugly hack

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It really was

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by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Darling thinks they did that wrong

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just about to post that if it had been Darling at 1st, the runner would have been called safe.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fix is subtler today.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"It's So Crazy, It Might Actually Work"

-Your 2009 San Francisco Giants Management Staff

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible fucking call to have Howry in here

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm expecting it

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to love Jon's not-so-subtle digs at the players sometimes...

like during the day portion of the mets games
“Uribe backpedals under the flyball, shielding his eyes with his glove … his sunglasses perched atop his hat, untouched. Two hands the catch and there’s one away…”

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWRY ANTI-FAIL

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by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Give it time

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go Bob

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

"Howry Fail" fail

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This game has been full of “Huh…well, alright, then.” moments. Add that half-inning to the list.

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

God, I despise Benard

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used roids!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would do anything for Burks, Bonds, Kent right now.

Even at their advanced ages.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

That was unexpected.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY PIC OF YOUNG(ER) BONDSLEGEND SKATING

The internet is freaking crazy. I just found this picture I had no idea existed

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah right, where’s all the snow?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Aug 18, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"BIg Boys"

Is that a fat joke?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oliver Perez beat the Braves. LOL!

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY PANDA NAPALM

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bench Pablo

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

On 2nd thought

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction

Sandoval strikes out.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE THE WAY THIS THREAD WORKS

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

pwned

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

now would be a really nice time to snap out of this slump

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction

Molina GIDP

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I heart Pablo

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s funny how some fans go to games jsut to talk to the person behind them and not watch the game at all.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I seem to always be sitting next to those people.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

See the blonde in the top right corner of the screen?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now, Molina will do anything but get on base.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Frank

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 18, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugghhh…that swing…that swing…

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

2 walks in a game for Bengie is like 5 in a game for anyone else

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

more like 12

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Why is the Panda angry at Tim?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Tim took his top hat.

Although I thought that was Slash at first. The hair is not curly, so I guess it’s not him.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy G string FTL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE NO GENTELMAN

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this so much

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pocket to hold the monocle

is perfection!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 18, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY MONKEY-EATING RALLY LEOPARD

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hat Trick

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction

Winn will NOT hit a HR.

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Not if he keeps swinging at pitches in the dirt.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn already has 2 hits. No way he gets another one now.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Holiday

will be too wooed by the “BEST FANS IN BASEBALL1” to ever want to leave St. Louis., apparently

I don’t know about anyone else, to be honest.

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS ALWAYS POWER IN THE FREE AGENT MARKET, YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK CLOSELY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a funny thread

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the tradition of cleanup hitter has reached a new low.

by Mr. Nice Guy on Aug 18, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

3-4-5

Sandoval
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Molina
AAaaaaaaeeeeehhhhh…..
Winn
ehhhhheeeewwwwww ohhh vomiting

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

is that Scott Steiner in drag?

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOH! That glorious hair!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ripped camo-sorts lady is your hook up

holla if you hear me

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that your sister?

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol well played

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't kidding

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK...

I was

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

were you here for jctgamer's cousin's pic?

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one was a strike

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Dog Driving Car

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

hobbits/Big People = hot

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got an interesting taste.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did you taste me?

Eros on Market and Church across from the Safeway February 08?

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATT PARK GATES, YOU AND ME, LET’S GO

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M GONNA MESS YOU UP

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME WAITING FOR YOU IN THE PARKING LOT

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FORGOT YOUR NINE IRON

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, I KILL PEOPLE

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna say April?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, something like April 25. Dave and John were talking about it earlier.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was too close

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it is because I am the product of a broken home, but I would flat out refuse to participate in themed-shirt day with the family.

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily my family theme is black t-shirts.

Except Mom, who is always fuchsia or mango.

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll gladly endorse cheating the game if it means baserunners.

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB, Randy. Unrated.

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Ryan, make em afraid of the Gark.

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Putin

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKOMANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Putin works!!

by justhangin on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY PUPPIES IN A WIDE ANGLE LENS

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKIN GARKO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GARK!

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOO

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLYPICS FTFW!!!!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKED!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAA GARRRRRKKKOOOOO!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for your rally pics fellas!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s the high socks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s the guy who called this as Garko’s breakout game? It was someone

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Splits

Ohio/not-Ohio

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

At a boy. Please get hot.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKOOOO

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, REDS

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

She knew is was coming!

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

4 RBIZ

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GARK'D!!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

shit man, that registered about 9.3 on the garkometer

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/takes off glasses

My god

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rownads!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko +

pitching he’s faced before = GOOD GARKO

by Crusher on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Big difference changing leagues. Look at Holliday too…back to where he is comfortable

by m34josh on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe in garko

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That was his first XBH, yes?

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

triple in houston was at least one other one

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not understand what I am watching.

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking News:

WALKS RESULT IN RUNZZ. GIANTZ BRASS IN SHOCK.

LANSFORD CANNOT REACHED FOR COMMENT.

by Wazl on Aug 18, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunston on suicide watch.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Puppies

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that middle puppy is Nate Schierholtz

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one on the left is Aaron Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one drawing all the walks is Fred Lewis.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the other one Winn?

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one on the right is Pablo

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just like

“HAI GUYZ”

GTFO

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that reminds me of my friend adam and his little brother. :P

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweaty Garko

Likes Midwest weather?

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

6 walks???

Shawon Dunston must really be pissed.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

We are cheating the shit out of this game.

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

A rating of 4

4 people watch your show

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate Clyde

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, there are sure a lot of “dogs driving” pictures out there.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

runzzzzzzz

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WORKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

How the what the when the why the who the

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole sighting

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko haz weelz!

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WE R SCOARING THE MUTHAFUKKIN RUNNZZZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS! I go to eat dinner and come back and shit has gone down!

by deuce deuce on Aug 18, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

get out of here, immediately. you need more dinner.

by sayheybk on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

garko breakout game

by sfoakbay on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Pictures FTW apparently

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The bench doesn’t look very excited.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I disagree.

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

revenge for them scoring 20 times in the 9th inning back in SF

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 18, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah really. That inning really hurt

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY PCUIAWAL

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That one’s Wilson, looking through the knothole.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY DOGS

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 18, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

rally crakah nutz

crackernuts

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 5-6

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks like there’s a toddler on the mound.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That dog is so content. I wish driving was that fun for me

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 18, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Chewie?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

5"6". This dude is shorter than me.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s as tall as me.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m a girl.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s taller than me. :(

by Natto on Aug 18, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the “understanding automatic door fail” video is a must see

Thing A

by sam23 on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What is going on?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 18, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And on the 6th day, God created base-ball, and Barry put one in the water, and it was good.

"I think I just experienced my first Lincegasm."

by bigboneded on Aug 18, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR HITZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this one wins

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take 99 tacos for 2 cents. please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Lionking the musical

dancer

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe thats a giraffe

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE BE CLUBBIN

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SLGAY MIRITE

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 18, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah what the hell

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner of dog days of summer costume contest.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy crab dog dominates this dog

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I’m spent

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garkwing Dog?

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Aug 18, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok guys we aren’t batting anymore

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't wait to see Brian Wilson ruin this one

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 18, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote

K, BB, BB, K, 1B, K

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE SITUATION

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 18, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3! 1-2-3!

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah… not gonna happen. the ninja doesn’t do 123

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit, Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

here we go

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It begins....

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper said “Line drive, base hit” like he wasn’t surprised it happened.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It was close to being foul kinda

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nonononono

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Merope on Aug 18, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So I come here expecting to see more happyness in the previous gameday threads, but everybody was equally depressed.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 18, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

anti-rally tuna!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

hehe

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Is Barker 7 ft tall?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, have a seat.

No, really, we insist

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 18, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk: “Just keep pumpin’ ’em.”

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

that looked like a strike

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cordero didn’t get that pitch, either

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No walks

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Gun is showing 90-92 on Wilson’s FB’s. This can’t be right, right?

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the gun wrong? Timmy’s velocity was off, too, but that made more sense.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday has him at 95-98.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reds were messing with Timmy’s head.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great pitch

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit the frick down.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Went front door on him?

HAWT

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT YOUR ASS THE FUCK DOWN ON YOUR TEAMS BENCH

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Subtlety.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE LIKE BOB BARKER MIRITE

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

s, t, f, d.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Votto totally looks like a gangster

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE DANCE BABY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except he’s canadian

by Crusher on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My word, comebacks are fun

I’d forgotten what this was like, to be behind, and then suddenly, ahead

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Because it's never happened this year?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Job

first time ive seem timmy screw up and the team have his back

by justhangin on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THE HORROR!

Matt Cain: Duck and Cover

by mjrboredom on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON!

/sheds tear

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the random 8 y-o girl with the tissues.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love this one

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOO YEAH WE WON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

A win!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY WIN!!!

"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard"

by brollic on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That is fucking weird

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jesus…what the…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Aug 18, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love this so much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY DANCE

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

and this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is when we dance

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Who expected this outcome? I <3 you, Ryan Garko.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

b-wheez

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WE B WINNIN!!!

Ive never felt better about a win this season.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

First comeback from a 4 run deficit this year

:D:

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm here for the gifs

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

(Filling in for Lars)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

COMEBACK WIN BITCHES

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.

by beat_la_25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

“4 steak night” Papa? Really? Did you spend the whole evening thinking of that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

17 runs the last 2 games

and they were both played ON THE ROAD BITCHES. with fucking awful lineups

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

18 runs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

O yeah, forgot it was 10 yesterday

w00t!

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by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we’re going to have that lineup until the end of time.

Sorry, Nate.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

for some reason I find this hilarious every time

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can just imagine the marketing meeting that led to this ad

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 18, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Okay so we’re gonna get a black guy and ask him to dance around holding fried chicken.”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Cornell West have to say about this?

by shanghaijim on Aug 18, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bunch of white people nod their heads and say, “Brilliant, pass the blow.”

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 18, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're averaging 9 runs a game!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote that we should try to win again tomorrow, this was fun.

by Snof on Aug 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

MOST IMPORTANTLY:

HOWRY’S FIRST WIN OF THE YEAR! WOO HOO!!

64-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-5, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 18, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

drunk kruk just said “Wandy Winn”

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY

FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON INTERVIEW HIM INSTEAD

by Unitard on Aug 18, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I left when it was 4-1. I come back RIGHT after the last run in the 10th was scored.

BOW TO ME.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 18, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m kind of inexplicably fond of Garko so I’m glad he had a big game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Me, too

He seems like a good guy, and I’m sure the transition to the NL has been difficult.

by kdl on Aug 18, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully his luck has turned.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 18, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The only verb that comes to mind when I see this is “flapping”

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 18, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 18, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

love this one

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW GO CARDS

Awesome that we kept pace w/ the rox. I thought we were screwed for sure. HUGE win

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Garkovitz saved us all.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 18, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 18, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow. awesome

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 18, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear MC Hammer in my head with this gif.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 18, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I have watched this show before

"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off."

by cloudydays on Aug 18, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Men can’t jump or dance.

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now

Time for the Giants and Rockies to both pass the Bums and knock them out of the playoffs.

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 18, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant isn’t around. Are we getting a post game thread?

by SFGuy on Aug 18, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No

He’s too drunk in celebration.

"It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit." - Coach John Wooden

by Yoyo on Aug 18, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll make one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiat

he just did: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/8/18/994393/post-game-recap-another-cookie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

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