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…and the other 80% is defense.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
/tips cap
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BABY KILLER! BABY KILLER!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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/doesn't get the image
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Also
seriously, who of us DIDNT secretly expect this lineup to do this? OF COURSE they would! Fucking dicks.
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didn’t you say you were staying away from this game once you saw the lineup?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I had to work
but I’m done now. And when I got the alert saying “aaron rowand HR” i was all lolwtf so I had to check it out when I got back
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Im a LIAR! A LIAR!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vgQalXaIxs
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Henry Rololins
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win
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So I just showed up
And we can score runs? Like more than 1?
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ONLY BECAUSE YOU WERENT HERE
/wasnt here either
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Oh Garko.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
does bengie practice doing that or something?
ground out or fly out to dead center every time.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 17, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
giants offense = nellie ball
just do whatever you want
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 17, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
/some sort of ‘your junk only has dial up?’ joke
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who is “she”? where did “she” come from?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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my house
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FINISH HIM
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I would love to be a sports announcer
I know it’s probably not as awesome as it sounds, but I LOVE travelling. Kruk and Kuip are making it sound pretty cool. Never more than 3 or 4 nights int he same place. With families it’s probably tough, though.
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But imagine being an announcer for the Nationals, and not being able to say how bad the team is for 162 games.
by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 17, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine being a Giants announcer and not being able to scream “Take some pitches you stupid fuckwit!” 34 times a game.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
True
that would be annoying, but it would be dulled by getting to see so many awesome baseball stadiums, and getting paid to watch and talk about baseball from awesome seats.
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Anyone have a Wheeler update?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I heard Boras had Sabean for lunch
See, the joke is, Boras is a better negociator than Sabean, and the phrase ‘had for lunch’ therefore has a double meaning.
O I GIT IT NW
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Baggs said…
Finally, GM Brian Sabean isn’t getting on the postgame charter tonight, an indication that there is still work to be done to sign Zack Wheeler before the midnight deadline. "There’s six hours left," Sabean said. "There’s still a lot of time."
I really wanted to make a Captain Planet joke here
..but then I realized I don’t remember a single thing about that show other than the fire dude’s name was Wheeler.
Fail.

Credit to Sofa King
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
My"Z" key is having issues with Firefox 3.5.2 =/
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
CHROME!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
NO U
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z >>> c/x
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+ a bunch
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The power of math!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I love the new FF update
it’s AWESOMEEEEE. Try refreshing the thread
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try Alt+F4
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL windows
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LOL windows
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MCC was breaking my 3.5.2 Firefox (technicolor sphincter of death) making me force quit pretty often, especially when I had very active threads in open tabs, until I installed Adblock and now it’s been going for a couple of hours with no hang ups.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep finding that the a tab will pop out into a new window, and that's extremely annoying
I might have to change soon
CHROME!
No seriously, I got Chrome a few weeks ago and it’s great. It took a few days to figure out as it’s somewhat idiosyncratic, but if you’ve got broadband, then it’s great.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
but it has a silly name
and thinking about the marketing meetings makes me sick a little bit.
yes, cutting off nose to spite face, etc
The name is so super-silly. Also, I no longer have time for a life so I have no idea about those other things.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Um, Squeezed?
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Oh cool. Walks.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Medders and Howry - the dynamic duo
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
...
I honestly lost some respect for New York fans when I saw that on Saturday.
I mean…really?
Apparently, it’s easier for New Yorkers to do with cushioned seats and all…but first, they have to afford them (not much doing that right now).
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that the Toyota commercial with cars being crushed with claws, only to poop new cars has the disclaimer “Do Not Attempt.”
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HES POOPIN
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How would she know if that company would be lucky to have him?
There might be many qualified applicants who would be just as good if not better.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
she was he hiring HR manager
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lol alcoholic single dad
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I feel like fantasy baseball isn’t the best way to judge things sometimes
With malice towards the Dodgers
1.5 WHIP is always bad
fantasy or not.
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Oh dont be too hard on him
those new fangled stats are hard to understand, after all
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Ha Ha! He was playing shallow and caught that easily because you have no power!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Everyone else has a heart attack when a fly ball goes near velez, right?
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Yes
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
on the ground isn’t good either.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Howry vs Shef
…….
…….
…….
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is buster posey hurt?
he hasnt played for a week or so
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Yes.
Got a little banged up in a collision at the plate last week, I think it was. Nothing serious.
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
k this mofo
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(deuces)
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SUCK IT, 7TH INNING!!!
FUCK YEAH
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S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK SIT DOWN THE
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Yeah, I know what you were looking at on facebook
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
It’s your fucking cousin man!
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
LOL
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Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in vegas gets looked at by jctGamer on facebook
With malice towards the Dodgers
This
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Mila Kunis can be anything she wants to me, as long as it’s my house.
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Does the term 'Alou's Daughter' mean anything to anyone on here?
Old ESPN message board meme.
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
fill us in
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i knew it was coming, and i knew it was going to be lars
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When Felipe got hired, one of the regs at the good OLD ESPN message board noted how hot his daughter sitting next to him was (Valerie)….and rather dirty, creepy stalker-ish posts continued for a few hours until someone realized that she was freakin’ 16! Proper embarrassment ensued, and to feel ‘clean’, a thread ensued that was nothing but pictures of beautiful (of-age) women.
In fact, for a couple of seasons, we had an Alou’s Daughter contest, voting every day all season on who the hottest woman was.
It was kinda fun. Slimy, but fun.
(NOT THAT SLIME)
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Really, it’s been 1.5 innings since we had any creepy stalker posts.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
We're doing our best to address that situation
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
mila kunis, sigh
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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed that for you...
So hot inForgetting Sarah MarshallLife!
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
its a good movie
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i see what you did there. I didn’t before, but i see it now
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So hot in Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
fixed
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That was somewhat classy.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
well, just because he hits like Ty fucking Cobb doesn’t mean he shouldn’t sit on the bench game after game learning from the grizzled vets
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain and David Wright are now BFFs.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SWEATY CAIN
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Timmy day. Won’t need that many.
63-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-4, 15-4 at home
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Hits are cool!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That was classy base-running.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
are you gameday’ing it? not even radio today?
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still at work?
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this is why i love my slingbox… tho, i took today off and am watching from home
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RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So who plays?
Velez 2 for 4, triple
Rowand 3 or 4, jack
Winn 2 for 4
Schierholtz 1 for 1, clutch RBI pinch double.
Best game for our outfielders all season?
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More important...
who brings out the lineup card?
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
Edgar Renteria
Totally useful when you already have a 5-run lead
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Holy lord wtf
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mobster dude is bummed
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analrapist?
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grumpy old guys are grumpy
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COOL!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HEY FRED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wait, even more runz??
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This will never get old
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still makes me lol
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Giants offense wtfrudoin
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Um...TWSS?
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It is now safe for a Merkin appearance.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
wat
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OH MY GOD
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
wow wtf flem
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Giants have won 4 innings so far
Obviously that is the reason for success
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
That is a big wall.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Miller—quietly one of our MVPs.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
No disagreement
Nice pickup this offseason on the cheap.
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
night grandpa!
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GET OFF HIS LAWN
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
AND QUIT MAKING SO MUCH RACKET
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STOP DRESSING LIKE A HUSSY!
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
and two innings is all we need!
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I can sympathize. I never get any sleep anymore. I’m 24 and I want to go to bed at about three in the afternoon. POST COLLEGE LIFE LOLZ
just dont show the back tat
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Do I dare ask what’s on his back?
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Fox News?
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
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"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
That is an improvement.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
lol nice
I didnt notice the “beat” at first
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winner
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THE TAT THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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we said dont do it!
BANNED!
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a. that’s where he’s from
b. that is not a Dodgers logo
I give him a pass, with a warning and a gimlet eye.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
it is god awful ugly tho...
so terrible for a back piece… also, anything LA, logo or not, sucksass
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I didn’t say I liked it…
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
but what if he were from Los Altos?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
who the fuck tattoos their own name on themself?
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That is so he doesn’t have to introduce himself to dates
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Such a douche
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Well, imo at least,
that many tats = douche
And writing “odio” and “amor” on your knuckles strikes me as douchey too. Maybe my definition of douche isnt the same as others. It’s just dorky to me.
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delorean might disagree.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
"Hate" in Italian.
Love and hate tattooed across the knuckles of his hands…
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
My future of three or four more tattoos frowns at you. But I’m only planning one (possibly two) that would be readily visible.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I was looking through game thread 2
certain event happened, then Nate hit that double, then BAM the Giants bats woke up.
Not taking credit or anything, cause that would just be creepy.
Well, I guess you gotta repeat that certain event through the rest of the games this year…
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 17, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Creepy for him, not for me.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 17, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
we never saw the hot friend. BTW… perhaps save that for tomorrow
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2001 mlb draft
brad hennessey and noah lowry both drafted ahead of david wright
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 17, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
i blame me…. and jctgamer
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
alrighty
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by BruteSentiment on Aug 17, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
nice glasses BRAH
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
DR. HORRIBLE!
63-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-4, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
It’s in the Bro Code.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
My god, they’re so friggin’ cool my head just exploded.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Right on! They do the WC of Baseball every two years. I watched several games via the intertubes in 2007, when the US won.
This way, Buster can be a True American Hero.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF is this?
NOT my son’s father’s Giants offense.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 17, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
1998 MLB draft
Giants 19th pick, tony torcato
Indians 20th pick, some dude named cc sabathia
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 17, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
1990 MLB Draft
Giants 15th pick: Adam Hyzdu, 19th pick Eric Christopherson
Orioles 20th pick: Mike Mussina
+1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
IM NEVER CLOSING THIS THREAD
SUCK IT, MODS!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
WE WIN!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
WIN
2 out of 4 is acceptable. Now let’s sweep the Reds!
63-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-4, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.
TWO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Most hits in a game!
And here , most titspoints of interest in a gamethread!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 17, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
MILA KUNIS' BEWBS!
o wait…
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
3 DP’s FTW!!!
63-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-4, 15-4 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
But...he is so beautiful! So real!
I caught MLB just in time to end the game …and reset the game!
Toodles.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Aug 17, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAAA!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The awesomeness contained in this image burned my face off.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re gonna have a hell of a time explaining that on the insurance claim.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
burnt face
Sustained by awesome overload.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
OMG i love the new gifs!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

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