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Time for rally pictures

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps some runz in this thread.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BASTERDS!

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by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Potato

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Newsom on that commercial

Recap:

-Being booed
-Thing he will be booed for
-Being booed

That’s our Gav!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember guys, let Livan provide the power. Just make contact… ;-)

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by Skaldheim on Aug 17, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Unlucky.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheese and rice, my CSNBA feed is severely screwing up. It’s been crappy for a while.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally potato

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JPONRY IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT YOU CALLED HIM THAT

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was all for “Rally Joe” but then I thought he is sort of potato like too, to keep up with the Rally Potato theme

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Giants..you have 5 minutes to score before I leave for work

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

sweeeet

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. F has been watching too many Vizquel highlights.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

I wrote an email and missed the entire 2nd inning.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sancheese

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody’s mom’s a MILF

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly the latkes did it

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH PANDA

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY PANDA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

suLOLvan!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

amazing

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

In play runs(s)!

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Creepy Xanthan

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

computers can be emo?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emo, angry, happy, sad…they have all the emotions.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a hotel room

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was at some conference or something.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that one before.

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDAVAL XTRA BAZIZ!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It's almost like

The Giants’ PLAN is to go up there and swing at the first pitch.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BEST PITCH TO HIT, OFCOURSE

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

except apparently

Molina. Who’s MO is no well known even Livan won’t put one over the plate.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reduces chances of cheating the game.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI double, what do you know? FU Cory Sullivan.

by out machine on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got home and the Giants score. Should I leave & come back, or just stay?

Because, you know, clear cause & effect.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

get out of here

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then come back of course

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many, many times.

by Merope on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I often torture myself like this. Staying put is definitely easiest.

by out machine on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No time for the old in and out, I’m just here to read the meter.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ll be going in & out all night

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or as I call that: Plan A

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda power!

Or, at least, Mets fucking up power.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes Molina. sigh

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sullivan broke in lol

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

now molina cannot GIDP.

He can still ground out to left though

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by RDreamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If there’s someone who can manage to do it, it’s Bengie.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s amazing how good this team is when the other team screws up.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

3 takes in a row

Something is wrong

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Four!

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has lost his veteran's eye and grit

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by RDreamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

4? this has to be some kind of record.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS MAKING ME SCARE!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see F Sanchez moving so well down the line and around the bases. Knee looks a million times better than when he got here

by m34josh on Aug 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Livan is shaky because he doesn’t have any experience pitching in big games..like a game 7 situation

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Recipe. Haven’t tried this one yet, though.

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I looked at that recipe for my aborted Hanukkah dinner bash last year.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

an aborted Hanukkah doesn’t sound like a happy one

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame the economy for that one. I got laid off the week after Christmas and barely had money to make rent in December. We were happy to just eat, latkes or not. :/

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheap food is cheap a godsend.

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn those look good

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy latkes look happy

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIMME

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY JPONRY

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

bahahahaha

so creepy

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(It's because she's a mod now)

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but how is she at bass?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s the face if you want it

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another high number is Livan’s weight.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a real Daltrey or a wax replica? It’s kinda creeping me out.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete is way creepier.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only because of the child porn.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Joe enjoys his one run tonight.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That was dumb

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s an idiot on the basepaths.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BROTHER

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by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda is not a great baserunner

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

er uh

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitch you better not have no brother

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Bengie know you’re not required to swing in a 3-ball count?

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by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

sonchez is pissed

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, I’m outta here. Good luck. Everybody maintain their sanity

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit a GD dinger already Garko

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He really needs to learn how to slide without potentially tearing his knee to shreds everytime.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

what was that i don't even

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by RDreamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Now is a good time for Ryan to go Yardko.

by out machine on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Now is a good time for Ryan to go Yardko ground out to third.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always a good time for that!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Garko would hit a ball hard that isn’t right at someone.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

how about out of the infield?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem says Pablo’s shaken up?

You know, it might be a good idea to give the Panda a DAY OFF every once in blue moon.

by Merope on Aug 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Or teach him how to slide?

by m34josh on Aug 17, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is waiting until Aurilia returns.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yah, when was his last day off?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, heh.. took me a second

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’d be the end of our playoff chances….help us, Pablo Sandoval, you’re our only bat!

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by Skaldheim on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Little League rules where you can pinch run for Pablo and then bring him back in.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I would strike that and put Molina, but I wouldnt want to bring him back in

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Molina is the best catcher in the NL.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

naughty, naughty panda

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD

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by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

damn Garko

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitcher doesn’t need to throw 150 pitches to complete a game against the Giants…usually they can get by with throwing 109.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

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by RDreamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team sucks

more on this story as it develops

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I eagerly await updates

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf, is FUSION FINISHED, toshiba?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm following the game on gamecast

does the strike zone look dubious to anyone else?

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

quite

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by RDreamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina clearly swung at ball 4, and with a 3-1 count there is no excuse for that. However, that same pitch was called both a ball and a strike in that at bat, and it wasn’t a strike at all.

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably weren’t even that worried about walking him in that situation.

by out machine on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was going to be a hit

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy defensive positioning.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice defensive positioning

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Off-topic but relevant

BP thinks between 3-6 of this year’s top draft picks won’t sign.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=1370

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Goldstein is thinking this might be the year the system breaks.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the draft day itself was ridiculous

SO MANY teams took signability guys with top picks.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: Fred "OBP and UZR, Dammit!" Lewis

by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

signability?
somebody’s watching too many commercials!

by Merope on Aug 17, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

my ballpoint pen has signability

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bologna has a first name

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's HOMER

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mein bratwurst has a first name,
It’s F-R-I-T-Z,
Mein bratwurst has a second name,
It’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

4 of the top 10 that may not sign have the same agent.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope KG predicts this is the year Scott Boras breaks. Preferrably his face.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 years too late for the Giants.

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by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that worked out pretty well.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, yeah

Still a dick move.

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by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scouting report winn.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLarko

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Garko

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SHEESH

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by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The D behind Martinez has been awful

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Flail @ 1st

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome fielding.

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This is pretty bad baseball all around

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There was significantly better defense in the Little League game I watched the other day.

by sprdelfin on Aug 17, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garko must be short for Garkovitz or something

anybody know?

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 17, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wut

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garkouch

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by RDreamer on Aug 17, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethnic humor?

Classy.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garkobrand

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big dumb and slow isn’t a race.

Or is it?!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garkovich?
Gianni Garko, Mr. Sartana himself, was born as Giovanni Garkovich on July 15, 1935 in Zadar, now a Croatian city, then an Italian enclave

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

So, three run inning?

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't give up!

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

We kicked Britain’s ass in WWII, and we’ll do it again if we have to.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

lol hitters counts

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES HOMETOWN BOY

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants Pitcher]

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i forgot we had a run when that just happened

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Starting Garko over Ishikawa with a groundballer on the mound is fucking stupid.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 17, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

but lefties can’t hit righti….

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

I didn’t even think about that. Garko against a righty with groundballer pitching. You can’t get any dumber than that.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 17, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucked.

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

it was a decent enough throw... not quite on target

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made a throw that was slightly off. He clearly was capable of getting him. It just doesn’t happen every time.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The throw was as close as could be expected from anybody.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done Joe

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Word. These hackers belong on the Giants.

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, maybe Murphy and Francouer. Shef takes too many pitches.

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROTIP

“Boneless wings” are not, in fact, wings.

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by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So much more convenient though.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not

They would flop around and wouldn’t provide much lift

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re Rick Porcello Wings

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. Change their name to undisputed yumminess. That’s closer to their true nature.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller must have the day off. Flem doesn’t do TV except when Miller is off.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Day after Sunday Night Baseball.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem creeps me out.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The trivia question: Willie Mays

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not a question.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS WILLIE MAYS

The question is: greatest person ever?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats not a very good question

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I had to buzz in first.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol easy aflac question

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy lazy flyball

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a question!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the answer.

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mayes not ending his career as a Giant.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL misspeling Mays.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

maize

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I invented whiskey!

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could you misspell “Mays”?

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m young and stupid. But mainly stupid.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you were thinking

Willie Mays Hayes.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll go with that.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWANDZ

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Gritty!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER DINGER

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GRITTY GAMER TIME

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY SHIT!!!!!!!

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The ownage continues!

by m34josh on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott dinger

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS JACK EM UP

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What just happened?

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

rownads just jacked one

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know. I just didn’t recognize it.

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Rownads!

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I can see why Rowand is in there but why is Winn playing?

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless you’re name is Kevin Frandsen or John Bowker.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Dan Ortmeier.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just choose not to?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be unsportsmanlike.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defies all logic. At least Rowand rakes fatty. Winn doesn’t

by m34josh on Aug 17, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was against the rules to hit the ball over the wall.

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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.

by marcello on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve been watching too many Giants-Mets games.

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell was that? Why was Rowand able to run all the way around the bases? Shouldn’t he have stopped at first or something?

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL dive not needed

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I have hatred for Sullivan.

by out machine on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

7 pitches

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER DINGER

Rowand’s first HR since the break.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver thinks Rowand should have walked there.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

MCCARVER CAN GO WATCH A MAILMAN@!

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that song that player as they went to commercial

The Giants should hit more home runs so that the song gets played more.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

wow the strike zone is made of pure shit today

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stevie Wonder.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're doing a good job

Of keeping Livan in the game and still getting hits off him, only 50 pitches through 4. Would rather face him than anyone else in their pen.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Pablo

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

A little late to the party, ’cuz I was making dinner… but… do you think maybe Pablo is hurting a little from his little incident yesterday?

by Merope on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Pablo...

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Pablo’s finest defensive night.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Air Panda

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

+!

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gonna try to buy these ones, too?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the canvas panda shoes were more my speed.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want. (once you go over the 2-pair line, there’s no stopping it)

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sexson would have swung and missed

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Unit to first

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUMGARNER FOR SEXSON GIT R DUN

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by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

richie sexson is 7 feet tall?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn near

6’8" IIRC

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always funny when he comes to bat in a video game.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

you know

he could have hurt himself when he crashed into the fence yesterday.

How many run lead do we need to rest the panda?

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by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll never have more than 1 run on anyone

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by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than 1?

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just had the wind knocked out of him.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

paper said some bruised ribs too

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has got to hurt to throw with bruised ribs.

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by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not unnervous right now.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants position players hate Joe Martinez

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s the new Matt Cain!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes them have to field instead of watching k’s?

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by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Levon

best drummer in MLB

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Werewolves of London?

Wait that’s Warren Zevon…

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helm, as in The Band

Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!

by seesdifferent on Aug 17, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Band is on the Field

Who’s on first?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JP on Rye is on Bass

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Bass

Basu hit 54 homers in 1985 in the NPB.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay away from him, he’ll rip your lungs out, Jim!

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar?

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is like “I better get the hell out of this trucks way.”

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE!

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Drink!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD

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by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

hey, we won the inning

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

New Geico radio commercials.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HAI GUYZ

I get to watch the game now. Are we winning yet?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WURR WININGING!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Giants Collection of Players!

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by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

we won an inning so far

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time someone said this was Martinez’s last start.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie Maize!

(Which I mean as a reference to you; some dude misspelled Willie Mays above, and this is not a reference to that.) (Although, really, can you imagine misspelling Willie Mays?)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of that old Peanuts cartoon when Charlie Brown had to spell “maze” and spelled it “Mays” instead. One of my favorites EVER.

(and is it wrong that I like that nickname?)

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by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of that as well.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a great Peanuts cartoon.

(And of course it’s not wrong! You’re a side dish with good taste.)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’VE REPENTED FOR MY SINS!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS YOU???

BANNED!

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The punishment fits the crime.

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by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be a pimp.

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that boy’s just a walkaway joe
born to be a leaver tell you from the word go

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Velez led off every inning? geez

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

AND DEFENSE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Speed

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZORAK

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by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Joe

Where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm

headed out to shoot my offense…
caught them messin’ round and not scoring

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anybody else find it a little wrong that Lincecum’s dad pretty much molded him into a machine from the time he was a little kid?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends. If Tim hated every minute of it and got beat if he missed the strike zone, then yeah. But if not, and Timmy likes what he’s doing, then it’s okay.

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by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU, DAD! I DIDN’T WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more hanging changeups, EVAR!

by txgiant on Aug 17, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s doesn’t speak of his mom that much, but who knows what that’s all about. Could be anything.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

She wasn't in the picture much, true?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he’s asked about his mother, he refuses comment.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

His mom wanted him to be a product salesman

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I had loads of issues with my mom and just resolved most of them this last year, so I’m sympathetic to whatever that might be with Tim and his mother.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time I posted conjecture about his mother leaving them when he was young on my LiveJournal and got a very quick anonymous reply correcting me.

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was the correction? like the real story

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing much. I thought she left when he was quite young, and was told she and Chris separated when Tim was already 18.

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

As opposed to all the other Little League parents who show restraint.

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He turned out OK

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not when it looks like Tim likes his life and how he got here. He appears to be a fun-loving and reasonably well-adjusted guy. Well, there’s the hair problem. And the truckstop ice cream confection addiction.

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH HIS HAIR.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

HE HAS TO ADMIT IT FIRST

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I don’t have a problem with Earl Woods or Toni Nadal either.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I don't.

And I have a 3.9 year old kid. If I could start molding him into greatness at something, that would be great.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn! That black Abe Lincoln is FAST!

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by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast BAL is fast

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

EUMANIA VELEZ

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FBAL emancipating.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLcouer

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Mr. F.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

“Pablo pops up ont he first pitch and he’s not happy about it!”

…neither are we. :(

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon is happy.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Francououuor is useless.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST PITCH WEAK GROUNDER YEAH

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF, runs? Am I watching the Giants?

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

please

livan throw behind pablo. good things will happen.

by kornstar2004 on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we make fun of Jeff Francoeur’s OBP?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/taps foot

Commence.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo OBP is so bad, you’re worse than all the Giants but one.

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got nothin, BTW.

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I’m interesting in an oscillating penis of any kind.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

suuuuure

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS… er wait, yeah

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont see “Bruno”

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always acceptable and encourged.

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

guiltily. I say this because Bengie is our cleanup hitter.

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It’s higher than Bengie’s.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if you ignore the collective OBP of the giants

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if they start showing it on the scoreboard.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it Natto

You just have to ruin everyone’s fun.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it’s on the scoreboard.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gym bag day!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't know where to put this

But somehow I think it needs to be posted:

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s still growing!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

dawg is ded dawg

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

U & ME
NXT HOME GAME!!!

.

.

We’ll get coffee, have lunch, it’ll be fun!

by Merope on Aug 17, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! I’ll meet you at the gate!

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

dustin ackley customer

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by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOE: Finish him like he's BILLY MAYS

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIVE

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew!

Finished off the mighty Luis Castillo!

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

List of Giants with a higher 2009 wOBA

than Luis Castillo in >200 PAs (.348)

Pablo Sandoval.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Aug 17, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-sain Bolt

If you listen to Kuip.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehhhhh

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hrow strikes [giants pitcher]

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Try another pitch, Bengie

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He can’t remember the signs.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last inning?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I may have accidentally flagged this. I was trying to click on something else and all of a sudden a bunch of new comments appeared.

Oops.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nato’s gonna be banned now.

High five!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harsh, but fair.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SheffieLOLd

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO!

DOUBLE PLAY!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHEFF

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Murphy should have like 3 homes this series

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He runs with a def posse

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that ball was crushed

by tomatoman on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SheffieLOLd.

Man that looks awkward.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SheffLOLd?

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

much better

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-4-3!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Why even try to return to first, Sheff?

Just head straight for the dugout.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY, MOFO

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe I just saw that. That ball was crushed.

by khenderson on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

does anyone else think that if you pair the giants pitching with ANY other offense in MLB, you have an immediate WS contender?

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

one word

Padres

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are better than us.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barely, if at all

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their OPS is 10 points higher, anbd they play in an extreme pitchers’ park. Not that close.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

too young

lack veteran grit and savvy

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by RDreamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think this beat up mets offense would do it

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sabean got us half of the solution with pitching

when he is let go at the end of the season, we need a GM that will focus on offense

by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 17, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @sheff

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

TAP

tap plastics

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

nice Rownads

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That play was an actual LOL

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GARKO POWER

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko has a strange way of getting hits

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOLOOP ATTACK!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Garko-liner

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

garko finds the secret to getting hits

by khenderson on Aug 17, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitting it to where guys aren’t?

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wynn wynn situation

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT PARADE

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

VETERANS GETTING IT DONE!

YOUNG GUYS TO NEVER PLAY AGAIN

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Now Nate will never play again

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

this park is gigantic

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing we are Giants, then.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWUDT

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Today’s failures: 7,847
Failures to date: 9,561,034

sounds like a giants game!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWCS

C= cellmate

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over/under zero runs this inning?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Over, I believe!

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you get a negative run?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

’tis the joke.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, i believe our offense is capable of it

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the giants will find a way

by sfoakbay on Aug 17, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants’ Way

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If scott gets a hit here, i’m gonna take back everything i ever said about the vets. but probably not really.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point, I’m just glad he didn’t pop up on the first pitch.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand sucks

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that Aaron Rowand

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

boo

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEES

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly preferable to fisting one.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats almost a fist!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

not quite enough

Just like the Giants’ scoring chances.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything i know about kink i learned from giants broadcasts

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swung at ball 4. Bad Rownads

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by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

mets four finger rent

by khenderson on Aug 17, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MASTER NATE!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Nate-o'clock!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GRATE SCHIERHOLTZ

IT’S FUNNY CAUSE HE IS LIKE A GRATE IN SOME WAY

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is taking Martinez out in this situation advisable?

63-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-4, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I think so. He seemed to have control issues last inning. He’s done his job.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m looking at my cousin’s party pics in Vegas on facebook.

Am I creepy?

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Super creepy

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

is she hot?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics or it isn’t happening

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linky?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooh that works, yes.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

:0

wow they’re…cute.

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

On many levels.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yum

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works for me. Don’t even care where you got that picture…

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I do want to see the rest of that tattoo…

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

side note

this is creepy, yes. But they are very attractive so it works

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think you’d actually post something.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a complaint, though.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of ems drinking

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is still too young for me

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OLD

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

we all will be one day

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chinese wisdom : words to live by —

You should respect the elder because not everybody gets to be old.

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

deep

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s either 22 or 23 I forgot

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too old for WalrusMan?

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I have her number??

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

JENNY!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKS MAN IM GUNNA CALL RITE NOW

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, which one is the cousin?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The left one, I’m guessing.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm asian so the one on the left

I didn’t post the ridiculous friend lol

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shes asian?

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't tell?

Although I guess it’s difficult with the bug eyes glasses.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more Bug-eyes-glasses-ist.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saying: how would i know shes asian from seeing her eyes, huh? huh?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facial structure. Also, I know jctgamer is Asian.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow my cousin has pictures clubbing

and she’s like on some kind of website “napkin knights” or something

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse my ignorance

but she didn’t look asian to me

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I don’t see many asian girls w/ that color hair either. I don’t see many asian girls full stop come to think of it

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope so!

I can TOTALLY spot white people from like, a distance away

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, so there is more to come?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“ahh, so..”

racist

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re racist for thinking that’s racist!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R RACIST FOAR USIN TAHT WURD

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you want her all to yourself!

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

flipper coming out of the bottom left of the pic WTF

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the creepy nataku!

by jctGamer on Aug 17, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, you’re the one spying on your younger cousin!

by nataku on Aug 17, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

does she dig mayors?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

link?

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROTIP: If you think what you’re doing is creepy, you’re right.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, quite true.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have to ask, then yes.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew!

/goes back to playground

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

did Flem just say that Bochy arrested Brian Wilson?

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHH JOEY!!!

great job

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

srs

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to take the shot to score the runs though

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i think it’s a good move. i’m all right with it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I can’t say I have a big problem with this move.

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

not until this backfires. then we revolt

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Sucks for Joe, but he hasn’t earned the right to stay in in this situation.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wished Dusty thought of this in 2000 playoffs.

by SFGuy on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just her friend

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s got what I need.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a plan!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

im married, so just give me the details later!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/reprises baby wipe thread

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s trying to get him and us the win

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAAHHHHHHH NAAAAAATTTTEEEEE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH NATE

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

master nate!!

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

this is beautiful

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH JUGGERNATE

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG HEAD!

BORK BORK BORK!

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY BRUCE B SURE TO BENCH HIM NEXT GAME YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahhahah

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benching him just makes him stronger!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he hadn’t benched him, he wouldn’t have gotten the pinch hit!

Bochy is brill!

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

On behalf of Joe M, thanks Nate!

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggernate

In your face Zenbitz.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate Bruce Bochy

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUGGERNATE'D

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My boy’s a genius!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Eff the pointless quirks of Citi field. That’s out anywhere except here and Big Phone.

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

you’ve been NATE’D

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now BORK will sit him for the next 2 weeks

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 Nate.

Of course, now he will only be used to pinch hit.

by kdl on Aug 17, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well you need that threat off the bench

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

just showing a graph. thats all it is

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNE

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

D

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

already outdated with more runz

With malice towards the Dodgers

by heimy25 on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have just put like ix alcoves in the outfield wall.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

*six

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought you meant 9 and was just being roman

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

a small roman

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what Seneca said?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Seneca … /shakes head fondly

by shanghaijim on Aug 17, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, that was hit hard.

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by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Word. I like it when the Giants score.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Aug 17, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, we did whut?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't suck bullpen!

Who’s gonna pitch?

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders was throwing.

by sprdelfin on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEHders

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked like Medders.

by Merope on Aug 17, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Robert Howry!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh’dders

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I hope we win this inning.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON'T NOT BELIEVE

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL STRONG AND RESTED BULLPEN!

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT START BRANDON

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

"The bullpen is strong, ready, rested..."

First pitch hit. Thanks.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA POWER

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

PART OF THE PLAN!!

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH DOUBLE PLAYS

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by groug on Aug 17, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE DOUBLE YOUR FUN

by Natto on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

God jeff francouer sucks so bad

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch Mets

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

francour you suck, lol

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by ringleader3 on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRENCHY

63-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-4, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Other teams can do that too?

"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

"That's a rallybuster"

Why hasn’t anyone posted a Rally Buster??? It’s so obvious!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 17, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a slump buster.

by kaliber on Aug 17, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was nice

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, 6TH INNING

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by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WE HAVE WON 3 INNINGS IN A ROW!

63-54 - Giants Series Record: 20-12-4, 15-4 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - I feel like such a bad father; I have no idea where he's been reassigned to.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we beat this inning good.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like said, Francoeur is useless.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Aug 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

but i like this thread =(

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