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Around SBN: Blake Griffin Slam Dunks: NBA Jam Style

GAMETHREAD IN 3D

Put on the enclosed pair of 3D glasses to experience the futility of this offense in three dimensions of glory!



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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

after that inning, I can come back out of the closet and proudly declare myself a Romosexual once again

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a Velezbian? or not pushing it…

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a Romosexual and my brother is a Velezbian. Our mother must be so proud.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, my dad’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay…

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa, Uribe, Whiteside……that does not spell runs

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

actually

Take the ‘R’ and the ‘U’ from Uribe and the ‘S’ from Ishi and the ‘N’ from………….

damn, youre right

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the purple and orange bats.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLIVAN tomorrow

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He will pitch a complete game shut out.

by Natto on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

closer in a tie game again? Jerry Manuel didn’t learn his lesson yesterday?

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look, it’s the showboating turd again.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

K-Rod looks like he has coke bloat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

the bigass NY on the front of their unis is shiny

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still not used to seeing Rodriguez without goggles.

by Natto on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

the goggles! they do nothing!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he get contacts or Lasik?

I didn’t notice he was sans goggles until you pointed it out.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

dr scott hyver?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

H-Y-V as in Vision-E-R

by kdl on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhh

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

daaaaamn that was so close to staying fair

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

That was Travis’ best chance of getting a hit.

by Natto on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

this is coming the Mets way

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Aug 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picture scares me.

by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL forehead

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIVEHEAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks familiar, but i dont know who he looks like,

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get some fucking luck

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good! Two strikes

This is when we become really good hitters

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

hellova take

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooooh I thought that was getting called.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

he pushed his luck

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by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think MLB should let the Giants hitters take steroids…It would only make us an average lineup

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

bullshit

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi Ishi Ishi

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TRAVIS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That was way too close to take, Travis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

did that asshole just do some river dance?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He does some stupid pose/dance every time he records an out. I hate him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question. I’m sure we’ll find out.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lord of the d-ass-nce

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

magical floating ball trick!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We wont see a runner in scoring position if this were to happen

by ACgiant97 on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love for Uribe to park one into the bleachers here.

by Natto on Aug 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love to have a million dollars

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

while we're wishing for stuff

I’ll take a car with a rear bumper that isn’t falling off.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

aim higher!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I want a million dollars, an elite college education, to lose 25 pounds overnight, and have someone like Cullen Jones tied to my bed. But of the things that are actually going to happen, I’ll take the non-shitty car.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to google Cullen Jones...

a swimmer? again, aim higher!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about you, but a fine brown man with a swimmer’s body is A+ to me.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh, fair enough!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll gladly take a body that works properly.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

not with that swing

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, C’mon URIBE.
Do those JAZZHANDS!!!!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LESS PATIENCE! LESS PATIENCE!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

REALLY URIBE?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray to swinging at balls that the catcher can’t eve get to

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

nice strategy on 2 strike counts

by khenderson on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually do feel some sympathy for MelonHead having to fill out a lineup every night from the selection of players he has to choose from.

by nofreetime on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially with Aurilia on the DL

Poor guy

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news

Howry warming up in the pen

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

//wrists

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

professional walkoff HR giver upper

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh great

the king of walkoffs

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patron saint of the walkoff

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good I have errands to do

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GASCAN HOWRY

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, the cat is chasing imaginary flying objects…

by Merope on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Like the Giants hitters

amirite

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like fred lewis?

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Jeff Kent was sour?! No way

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Add one more thing to the list of things that makes Jeff Kent angry

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

will the real juan uribe please strike out

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar Epps starred in the Juan Uribe, Private Dick

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

out loud laughter

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEISTER FAIL

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you suck Uribe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That says it all doesn’t it? When you are wishing Renteria was up rather than some other pathetic hitter?

by nofreetime on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol. Mets 1B not a gamer like Pablo

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

with the Mets injury luck he would have been impaled

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by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

tired of...

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

deez nuts?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fla 7 Col 2

uh-oh

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fla sweeps today, giants in third place in wc?

by khenderson on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they win, and FLA sweeps

arent they in first?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

win? hadn’t considered that.

by khenderson on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, everyone said the Marlins were going to win the NL East after they started the season 12-1

by snafu on Aug 16, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was right down the middle

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AKA giants kryptonite

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need a superstar with home run pop.....i know...

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

smoothie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

all these years....

didn’t know Kuip was a lefty, an old southpaw

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....

by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

pathetic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Weak

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

weak sauce

4 parts giants starters
2 parts melon head
5 1/2 parts gm
1 part hitting coach

by etb2 on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who is going to take Howry deep for the walk-off?

by snafu on Aug 16, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently he’s not pitching yet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends

whose up first?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to post the same thing. I was positive they would put Howry in.

by kdl on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm… i don’t remember any of the mets hitters names…

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROmo!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

They kind of wasted KRod against the shit part of our lineup

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by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So he pitched against our whole lineup?

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never caught a foul ball in my life and some kid at the Red Sox vs Rangers game just caught two in a row

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

I’ve come up with two. Both rolled my way, one in the press box and one in the lower box.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive gotten two BP balls, one from Pujols

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 bp balls, 2 fouls, and one pedro feliz home run.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Aug 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky

I remember on SC a couple years ago they had a guy catching 3 HRs in one game

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 3

2 fouls and Durham’s HR from this game

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its over

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by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Good throw from Uribe but yeah., none chance.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont see this ending well

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/ insert Affeldt here

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDP

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

should have gone to 2b on that.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

he had plenty of time to go to second. I hope that doesn’t bite us in the ass

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by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If he went to 2nd right away he wouldve got him

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he bobbled it

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Also, Tim Lincecum

Adopted Father: Tyler Graham

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rental-rhea

couldn’t bent down to pick that roller up!

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

where?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

why?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

when?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

belated

Just meant he wouldn’t have been able to bend down, if he’d’a been there. My duh.

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 17, 2009 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy enters the game to walk the lefty

embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria

by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

God i hate this commercial

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

the just for men hair color one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're all really terrible

I wish they’d go back to the Emmitt Smith one where they color his beard. YOUR BEARD IS WEIRD

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one where affeldt warms up?

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by beat_la_25 on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy just for men ad is back

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s almost pedophilic… Your tween is acting in a way that you would expect your wife to?

by Merope on Aug 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhh, shouldn't you use Just For Men

before you get dressed and tie your tie?

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I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out

by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The subtext in the one with the two little girls pleading for their dad to dye his hair is golden.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need sum better....

D +

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by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

whens Castillo up?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY get to turn the game on

Have all those empty seats been there all game?

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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

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by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the Mets were giving away free green t-shirts.

by Merope on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE GREENCHER

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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good play, Whiteside!

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Aug 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that the sound of a jet engine warming up?

by Natto on Aug 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie farted?

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by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Howry warming up

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the THX trailer

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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wind going through freddy’s glove

by khenderson on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

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by titofuentes4 on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

booooo

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

bobbld it

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Affeldt would stop being so bad

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by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

bummer

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by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

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by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Double clutch cost Nate

by nofreetime on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

bike ride time

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that's disappointing.

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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Later guys, I’m getting a burrito.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

forcing it

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGHHH

punchless, gutless, anemic, weak-ass

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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

it was fun guys

have a good day, see ya 2moro

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by Timmy Cain on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ANGRY SUNDAY

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by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ

maybe if bochy had some confidence in affeldt when he was pitching good he wouldn’t have lost it all.

by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

While there is a lot to blame MelonHead for, this is not one of them.

by nofreetime on Aug 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a look at the mets lineup

That just beat a team 10 games over .500 2/3 times

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by CB30 on Aug 16, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Who gets the loss..Romo or Affeldt?

by DFAAurillia on Aug 16, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo

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by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo

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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minor league lineup, but unlike us they are able to scratch out a run

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by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

dingerz!

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

they had Tim Redding and his 6.12 ERA coming in to pitch the tenth

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by rxmeister on Aug 16, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Bochy!

it’s like watching the epic meltdowns from the Padre years all over.

They’re twice as fun the second time around!

by KingsForum.net on Aug 16, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it wasn’t Pat Misch that beat us.

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

all the blame here goes on the offense.

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by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

all the blame here goes on the offense. Fred Lewis

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I saw, I’d agree.

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by can of corn on Aug 16, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame the LOLfence

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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fla 9 Col 3

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  


Gifs at Giftube.com

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed most of the game and I know how we love to rag on Fred. Did he really do something we should be mad at?

by baybruin415 on Aug 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

dropped a flyball

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was not an easy play though.

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by neurofarm on Aug 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the next hitter hit a 2 run HR

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I’m glad I didn’t see it live.

by baybruin415 on Aug 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well hit ball into the gap, Fred gets a good jump on it and gets there in time to make a diving attempt, drops the ball as he’s diving.

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by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played that awkwardly. It got to him just as his feet came out from underneath him. Still shoulda had it.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably should have but it’s not the sort of play where I think the player deserves to be blamed for the entire loss

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by jponry on Aug 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t. When someone says, “if he had caught it, we would have won”, how is that justified? Sure, it extended the inning. But Sanchez got into a hitter’s count, and gave up the runs. And IF our offense didn’t suck, it shouldn’t have mattered anyway.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 16, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost makes me wish Velez was playing in left.

by baybruin415 on Aug 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

never. ball shot into the gap, freddy moved swiftly, and purposely, toward where the ball should land, dove at just the right moment, and then he……. dropped it. Not his fault.

by khenderson on Aug 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 batters into the game

LA 3 AZ 0

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