GAMETHREAD IN 3D
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LOL OFFENSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
after that inning, I can come back out of the closet and proudly declare myself a Romosexual once again
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
+1
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
and a Velezbian? or not pushing it…
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I am a Romosexual and my brother is a Velezbian. Our mother must be so proud.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, my dad’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay…
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
actually
Take the ‘R’ and the ‘U’ from Uribe and the ‘S’ from Ishi and the ‘N’ from………….
damn, youre right
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
I like the purple and orange bats.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLIVAN tomorrow
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Oh look, it’s the showboating turd again.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
the bigass NY on the front of their unis is shiny
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the goggles! they do nothing!
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
did he get contacts or Lasik?
I didn’t notice he was sans goggles until you pointed it out.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
dr scott hyver?
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhhhhhhhhh
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions
this is coming the Mets way

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
massive train fail?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Amtrak pile up?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally 1972 Jon Miller

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
wow
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Aug 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL forehead
I'm up... everyone move in!
by NastySlurve on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks familiar, but i dont know who he looks like,
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good! Two strikes
This is when we become really good hitters
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions
wow
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions
Oooooh I thought that was getting called.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions
bullshit
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
Ishi Ishi Ishi
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions
BULLSHIT
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
did that asshole just do some river dance?
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He does some stupid pose/dance every time he records an out. I hate him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Good question. I’m sure we’ll find out.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lord of the d-ass-nce
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
magical floating ball trick!
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love to have a million dollars
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
while we're wishing for stuff
I’ll take a car with a rear bumper that isn’t falling off.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
aim higher!
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I want a million dollars, an elite college education, to lose 25 pounds overnight, and have someone like Cullen Jones tied to my bed. But of the things that are actually going to happen, I’ll take the non-shitty car.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
had to google Cullen Jones...
a swimmer? again, aim higher!
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know about you, but a fine brown man with a swimmer’s body is A+ to me.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
heh, fair enough!
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
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I also make music, please check it out
by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, C’mon URIBE.
Do those JAZZHANDS!!!!
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LESS PATIENCE! LESS PATIENCE!
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
DON'T SWING AT THAT!!!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
I actually do feel some sympathy for MelonHead having to fill out a lineup every night from the selection of players he has to choose from.
Especially with Aurilia on the DL
Poor guy
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
//wrists
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
oh great
the king of walkoffs
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
GASCAN HOWRY
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Aug 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
just like fred lewis?
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
wut
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
will the real juan uribe please strike out
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Omar Epps starred in the Juan Uribe, Private Dick
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
out loud laughter
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
you suck Uribe
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Where is Ibn Battuta when you need him?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
So... Chima got kicked off 'Big Brother'. Or did she quit? Discuss.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
She was called up to play SS for the Giants
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
tired of...

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
TWSS!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
deez nuts?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Fla 7 Col 2
uh-oh
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions
if they win, and FLA sweeps
arent they in first?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
that was right down the middle
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
we need a superstar with home run pop.....i know...

The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
all these years....
didn’t know Kuip was a lefty, an old southpaw
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
depends
whose up first?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ROmo!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
They kind of wasted KRod against the shit part of our lineup
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
So he pitched against our whole lineup?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never caught a foul ball in my life and some kid at the Red Sox vs Rangers game just caught two in a row
damn
I’ve come up with two. Both rolled my way, one in the press box and one in the lower box.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ive gotten two BP balls, one from Pujols
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
7 bp balls, 2 fouls, and one pedro feliz home run.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
lucky
I remember on SC a couple years ago they had a guy catching 3 HRs in one game
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Good throw from Uribe but yeah., none chance.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
/ insert Affeldt here
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
DPDPDPDPDP
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I think he bobbled it
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
who?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
where?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
belated
Just meant he wouldn’t have been able to bend down, if he’d’a been there. My duh.
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Aug 17, 2009 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions
God i hate this commercial
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the just for men hair color one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
they're all really terrible
I wish they’d go back to the Emmitt Smith one where they color his beard. YOUR BEARD IS WEIRD
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
uhh, shouldn't you use Just For Men
before you get dressed and tie your tie?
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Not if you're an alcoholic whose wife ran off and the teen daughter is forced into being the sole adult in the house.
Come on— SUBTEXT, people.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by ringleader3 on Aug 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The subtext in the one with the two little girls pleading for their dad to dye his hair is golden.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
we need sum better....
D + 
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
whens Castillo up?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
FINALLY get to turn the game on
Have all those empty seats been there all game?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FREE GREENCHER
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie farted?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bob Howry warming up
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
or the THX trailer
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
booooo
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damn
bobbld it
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
bummer
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
bike ride time
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, someone please help me.
I also make music, please check it out
Later guys, I’m getting a burrito.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
forcing it
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I also make music, please check it out
it was fun guys
have a good day, see ya 2moro
The wise man lets go of all results, whether good or bad, and is focused on the action alone....
jesus christ
maybe if bochy had some confidence in affeldt when he was pitching good he wouldn’t have lost it all.
by HOLDEMUPwuzzBANNED on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
Jerry Crawford's strike zone has been dog shit both ways
And that’s all you can ask for
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
Take a look at the mets lineup
That just beat a team 10 games over .500 2/3 times
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
Romo
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WE LOST TO A WORSE LINEUP
their best hitter was luis castillo.
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
dingerz!
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they had Tim Redding and his 6.12 ERA coming in to pitch the tenth
embarrassed father of over the hill Edgardo Renteria
Yay Bochy!
it’s like watching the epic meltdowns from the Padre years all over.
They’re twice as fun the second time around!
all the blame here goes on the offense.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
all the blame here goes on the offense. Fred Lewis
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
i blame the LOLfence
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I also make music, please check it out
Fla 9 Col 3
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
You know you've got a good shot to win
when almost half the lineup goes 0-4
by Remember Noah Lowry? on Aug 16, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
I missed most of the game and I know how we love to rag on Fred. Did he really do something we should be mad at?
dropped a flyball
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
and the next hitter hit a 2 run HR
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Well hit ball into the gap, Fred gets a good jump on it and gets there in time to make a diving attempt, drops the ball as he’s diving.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He played that awkwardly. It got to him just as his feet came out from underneath him. Still shoulda had it.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
He probably should have but it’s not the sort of play where I think the player deserves to be blamed for the entire loss
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
4 batters into the game
LA 3 AZ 0
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions

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